- 2 days ago
A group of 10 true crime obsessives are invited to the opening of the newly renovated Cold River Motel, the site of a satanic mass murder; history repeats itself when the guests get stranded and start getting knocked off one by one.
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00:00What do we do?
00:15I don't know.
00:17Should we pull the nails out?
00:19It might make it worse.
00:23But they're in his brain, right?
00:25Just keep saying the same words over and over again.
00:30It's bad for me.
00:32What else, Gro?
00:35Who did this to you?
00:37The man is dying.
00:55Sorry.
01:01I can't do this.
01:04I'm done.
01:06I don't care how dangerous it is outside.
01:10It is worse here.
01:12Yeah, but we at least have to be able to see where we're walking, right?
01:15Unless you want to get lost, run into a wolf.
01:18What should we do with him?
01:21Just clear off another shelf and they'll walk in.
01:24Put him with the other two.
01:26I'll give you a hint.
01:27No, we got it.
01:29Right?
01:32Great, we're first.
01:37What the hell are you doing?
01:39You're not turning him into one of your art projects.
01:42The crime scene, someone should be recording how everything looks.
01:45Jesus, yeah, we should have been doing this the whole time.
01:47No, absolutely not.
01:49Adriana, not you.
01:51Put your phone away.
01:52Why can he take pictures but I can't?
01:54Put the phone away, you morbid psychopath!
01:56Hey!
01:57Okay!
02:01Happy!
02:02Ecstatic.
02:05That girl's got issues.
02:08You don't say.
02:09Okay.
02:10Three.
02:11Two.
02:12One.
02:13Looks like you've done this before.
02:14Looks like you're strong enough to carry him alone.
02:15Where's the fun in that?
02:16Paige, it's Andy.
02:17What?
02:18What?
02:27He's up, what?
02:28How are you doing?
02:29How's he doing?
02:30What?
02:31How are you doing?
02:32Good, Ed.
02:35Hi.
02:36How are you doing?
02:37I'm fast.
02:38How are you doing?
02:39Andy.
02:50How are you holding up?
02:52Better now.
02:53It's too much.
02:55I know.
02:57Hemingway, a chef who was basically boiled to death.
03:02Portia's heart was ripped out after being accused of not having one.
03:05And these deaths are all so pointed, sickly poetic.
03:14Yeah, and then the nails were because Crowe was what?
03:19Some kind of mentalist?
03:21Meaning with the dead?
03:23Is this even more terrifying?
03:25I mean, Andy, what is he going to do to us?
03:35There.
03:39That's good for now.
03:47You got some blood or something on here.
03:55Can't seem to escape it.
03:56I think as long as we stick together, we should be fine.
04:02It's a nice idea, but you don't know me.
04:06And I certainly don't know you.
04:10Your murder art doesn't inspire confidence.
04:14It's deranged.
04:18That's not the first time I've heard that.
04:20That's not a good thing.
04:43You should not know you.
04:44I don't know you.
04:45You're not a bad thing.
04:46You're not a bad thing.
04:47You're not a bad thing.
04:48You're not a bad thing.
04:48You are a bad thing.
04:49Well, well, look at who's still with us.
04:56How's the head?
05:00Working better?
05:05Who did this?
05:08Let me get them for you.
05:12Was it a man?
05:15A woman.
05:20I was really looking forward to making you suffer.
05:25Someone else got the pleasure.
05:32I guess I'll have to do this quick.
05:45There.
05:55Nice.
06:00Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:09Heather.
06:14Now you can really talk to the dead.
06:19It's funny.
06:30One day, four bodies. This rate will be out of suspects before tomorrow.
06:49I'm cold.
06:51Not for long.
06:53Is that a fact?
06:57Are you bleeding again?
06:59Hey, shut up and kiss me.
07:02What's happened?
07:04It felt so good to finally shut him up once and for all.
07:08Kawhiian?
07:09Kroh.
07:10Yeah.
07:11He was just hanging in there.
07:13Can you believe it? Just waiting for me to come along and deliver him.
07:16Praise Pathley.
07:19Did you say what happened? Who attacked him?
07:21I asked, but he just had one word on repeat.
07:25Our artist friend obviously can't take a pulse.
07:28Maybe, maybe not.
07:31The snake, you think?
07:34Kawhiian could have been saving Kroh for something else.
07:37Well, regardless, they're both out of luck now.
07:42One thing's for sure.
07:44Whoever did the job on Kroh's head, holding him down while they drove a pound of nails into his skull, had to be strong.
07:51Or Kroh was drugged or incapacitated.
07:55Yeah, I suppose so.
07:58But where's the fun in that?
08:00At one point, Kawhiian started going on about trusting each other and how he wasn't worried about me.
08:06Which, if he's the killer, he wouldn't be.
08:10And if he thinks he's the only one capable of taking a life.
08:14Or what if maybe Kawhiian is our killer and he sniffed us out?
08:21He recognizes that we're the same kind of people as he is.
08:25He had every chance to open up to me.
08:28I think I pissed him off talking about his art.
08:31Yeah, but we gotta know.
08:33Maybe it just needs a more delicate touch.
08:39That's your cue.
08:40That's my cue.
08:41That's my cue.
08:42Okay.
08:43These flowers are absolutely horrible.
09:13I found them in a storage closet.
09:15I'm sure they're original.
09:18Well, if you're looking for jarring, please do that.
09:26Hey, shouldn't you be resting up for your big trek?
09:30The sun's gonna be up before you know it.
09:32I plan to wrap this up before we leave,
09:34and this motel becomes another crime scene again.
09:38Gotcha.
09:40So, the flowers, I'm not sure I'm getting the theme,
09:45if I'm being honest.
09:46They were in every room.
09:48Part of the authentic down-home cold river welcome experience,
09:52which didn't obviously work out so well for Caitlin and Joey
09:58and everyone else.
10:01I should keep working.
10:03Do you mind?
10:05Not at all.
10:08Oh, God.
10:13That collar is...
10:17It's electric.
10:19It's practically beating.
10:21Yeah.
10:22It makes my blood in with lacquer.
10:24Really?
10:25Actual blood?
10:29Yeah.
10:30I was looking for a way to represent victims
10:35and not make them feel like ghosts.
10:37I've developed a process
10:55to find the life that's been varied by sensationalism.
11:01To reconnect to a juicy crime.
11:14The absence of life.
11:19I'm really impressed.
11:24Very, very impressed.
11:31Your address?
11:47It was on her sleeve.
11:49And you are?
11:50See, I've attended church, Catholic.
11:53I'm not interested.
11:54Every Sunday for my entire life.
11:56Sorry to hear that.
11:57And I was taught that God created everything
12:02and all of it is good.
12:03You're gonna leave?
12:04Now.
12:07Shh.
12:08But...
12:09What about evil?
12:11Or...
12:12good disguised as evil?
12:18My father died in a factory fire
12:22owned by someone who gave so much to our town
12:26that no one would blame him.
12:29How can a just God
12:32allow something like that to happen?
12:35And then you played outside of my church
12:38and I listened to your music
12:40and I read the lyrics
12:42and now...
12:43Now I have so many questions.
12:47Like what?
12:49Why would God cast out Satan
12:52if he already knew he was gonna defy him?
12:54Well, maybe God didn't know
12:56because he is an omniscient.
12:59Exactly.
13:00I can feel it in my bones.
13:03Look, because I...
13:04I can't accept that some higher power
13:07has already determined what I can achieve
13:10and when I fail.
13:12Yeah.
13:14I need to believe that...
13:18who I am hasn't been decided
13:20because I haven't decided.
13:22And I haven't decided
13:24because I haven't done...
13:25this test.
13:26Does that...
13:27make sense?
13:28Sure does.
13:30It's a summoning seal.
13:40I know what that is.
13:42What'd you find out about that?
13:44A book.
13:46The Key of Solomon.
13:48Yeah.
13:49Why you got that?
13:51I want to make my own decisions
13:54and...
13:56bend these rules
13:58to follow my inclinations.
14:00Yeah.
14:01I brought, um...
14:03chalk, salt, four sigils.
14:06I want to do my test.
14:07I want real answers
14:09and not some interpretation
14:11of some old book
14:12by a guy who
14:14is too afraid of sex
14:15to even live a real human life.
14:18Yeah.
14:20If we summon a demon...
14:23will it come?
14:31Let's find out.
14:48You ready?
14:54You understand who you're calling, right?
14:57I do.
14:58Because not all demons
14:59and devils are the same.
15:01Satan is not Lucifer.
15:04I know.
15:05I want to summon Baphomet.
15:07He was in the garden.
15:09I brought him an offering.
15:13Mrs. Whispers.
15:26She's very soft.
15:28Is she a cat?
15:30No.
15:32She belonged to my neighbor.
15:34Loved her very much.
15:36I knew she would come to me.
15:39Let's just hope she pleases Baphomet.
15:42O mighty Satan,
15:54one true God who liveth
15:57and reigneth forever,
16:00we entreat Baphomet
16:02to manifest that we may accomplish
16:05our desired end.
16:07O mighty Satan,
16:12O mighty Satan,
16:13one true God who liveth
16:17and reigneth forever.
16:28I think you've bled yourself enough.
16:30You're right.
16:33Would you mind?
16:36I've run out of painting supplies.
16:47I know it might be a little ridiculous
16:50to worry about germs when there's a cycle
16:53a cycle,
16:54driving nails into people's brains,
16:56but still...
17:02I hope I don't regret this.
17:05Would you like to do it yourself?
17:10No.
17:12Part of your process.
17:14Oh, shit.
17:24Seems you've cut people before.
17:26Look at that.
17:28The way the blood sits on top of the background.
17:31It's gorgeous.
17:44Paige, you should eat.
18:01It's gonna be a long day.
18:02An even longer night.
18:05I know it's gonna sound crazy,
18:07but in every movie I've been in,
18:09the people who go for help die.
18:11This isn't doomed service.
18:15You have to save yourself.
18:18Like, there's no rule that says
18:20that the killer always wins.
18:24What about my frat?
18:26You know, I survived,
18:27and you have to believe
18:28that you will survive, too.
18:42Okay.
18:44Listen up.
18:46Make sure you only pack what you need.
18:48In the nearest town, it's 25 miles.
18:50Feel more like 30 when you factor in streams,
18:54windfall, whatever other detours
18:56you might have to deal with.
18:57Can I say something?
18:59In this weather, with trees down,
19:01who knows what else,
19:02that's a 15-hour walk.
19:04Wouldn't it be simpler just to stay here for rescue?
19:07The storm will pass eventually,
19:08the Wi-Fi should come back, and boom.
19:10We got cops coming out here,
19:12probably while we'd be halfway to who knows where,
19:15hating our lives in the woods.
19:18Not to mention,
19:19I get a little chicken in the wilderness.
19:21You can do what you like,
19:22but I'd rather take my chances
19:24out alive than tangled
19:25with our resident psychopath.
19:29Agreed.
19:30I think it's time that we leave the death trap.
19:32Okay.
19:33But doesn't the death trap follow us
19:35wherever we go, if it's one of us?
19:36Sure, yeah, okay, but what is one person
19:39going to do with all of us together
19:41out in the open?
19:42It's got to be safer, right?
19:44I'm tired of being surprised.
19:46All right, we'll meet in the lobby in an hour.
19:49Sun should be fully up by then.
19:51We'll head out from there.
19:52Not that I don't appreciate all your planning,
19:54but I can't help but feeling like it would be better
19:57if we stay put.
19:58I can't tell you what to do,
20:00but there is safety in numbers.
20:08See you out there.
20:09That artsy-fartsy idiot is going to ruin everything.
20:23I won't let him-
20:24Wait, wait, wait, wait!
20:25If you kill Kawhi and here,
20:27the rest are going to run a mile.
20:28Listen, we need to stop this,
20:30or else we have to leave with them
20:32and figure out things on the fly.
20:34I think they're going to run out in the bush.
20:36I think we-
20:39we tell Kawhi and we know he's the killer
20:41and try to join forces with him.
20:43It's too risky.
20:44And even if he is the killer,
20:45that guy, everything he does is about himself.
20:48He doesn't want a partner.
20:49We cracked open the gate.
20:51We're bringing Baphomet across.
20:53The sheep are our sacrifices.
21:06This is crazy heavy.
21:07I have to dump half this stuff out.
21:09So I'm thinking there's a pretty real possibility
21:12we're going to get turned around in the woods.
21:14Which do you think would be smarter to pack?
21:16Food or extra layers?
21:21Adriana?
21:23Adriana?
21:24Hey Paige, you know what?
21:37We are all thinking about how shitty this hike is going to be.
21:40So maybe just make your own decisions
21:41and let the rest of us focus on what we're doing
21:43because you're not the center of the universe.
21:45Okay?
21:48You should have packed your fancy fucking entourage.
21:51Hey, I'm not that person.
21:56I don't have an entourage.
21:58And I don't have any illusions about who I am.
22:00I don't think I'm special in any way,
22:02but what I do expect is that life is going to get worse.
22:06So when I ask you if I should pack food or socks,
22:08I'm being real because whatever comes next
22:11is probably going to be a lot more unpleasant
22:12than this entire conversation.
22:21It's by the flag hole.
22:28I saw something I swear I did.
22:30It's by the way.
22:31It's by the way.
22:32It's by the way.
22:33We need to leave.
22:34Now.
22:35Yeah, come on.
22:36No!
22:37No!
22:38Aaaaaah!
22:39No!
22:40No!
22:41No!
22:42No!
22:43No!
22:44No!
22:45No!
22:46No!
22:47No!
22:48No!
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22:50No!
22:51No!
22:52No!
22:53No!
22:54No!
22:55No!
22:56No!
22:57No!
22:58No!
22:59I'm going to hide you!
23:12Look out!
23:24Come on!
23:29Come on!
23:38Come on!
23:39Get in!
23:40Get in!
23:42Back off!
23:53Come on!
23:54Come on!
23:55We have to put on the others!
23:57Do not meet in the lobby!
24:00Stay inside!
24:01Michael, I can help you!
24:03Michael, I can help you!
24:04Bethlehem is outside!
24:08Do not meet in the lobby!
24:12Stay inside!
24:13He's outside in front of the hotel!
24:14Remain in your rooms!
24:16He's here!
24:17Outside!
24:18Floyd, check the outside door!
24:19Is it locked?
24:20Are you sure he can't get in?
24:23Let's make sure!
24:25What should we do?
24:27Get in your room!
24:29Both of you!
24:30Both of you!
24:41Careful!
24:43Hey!
24:44One sec!
24:49Okay!
24:51Okay!
24:52I'm okay!
24:53I'm okay!
24:54I'm okay!
24:55I'm okay!
24:56Hold it here until it stops bleeding!
24:58Are you hurt anywhere else?
24:59Sometimes adrenaline makes us ignore what's going on with our bodies!
25:01I'm okay!
25:02Okay!
25:03I'm okay!
25:04I'm okay!
25:05Hold it here until it stops bleeding!
25:06Are you hurt anywhere else?
25:07Sometimes adrenaline makes us ignore what's going on with our bodies, right?
25:08I'm okay!
25:09Okay!
25:10Because if anything were to happen to you, everything in the world would not only be wrong, but
25:21upside down!
25:22No!
25:23Sorry!
25:24I promise I'm gonna pull it together, okay?
25:26Okay!
25:27I have some pain meds, actually!
25:29Sorry!
25:30Oh!
25:31Oh!
25:32I have some pain meds, actually!
25:33Sorry!
25:34Oh!
25:35Oh!
25:44Oh!
25:47Were you just outside?
25:48No!
25:49I was in here getting...
25:50Show me your shoes!
25:54Show me your goddamn shoes!
25:56Okay...
25:57What are you doing?
25:58The killer is pretending to be one of us.
26:01The killer was just outside, in the rain.
26:04What are you waiting for?
26:05Show me your shoes!
26:06I had them near the heat vent.
26:08Hey, where do you get off accusing her?
26:10I mean, her of all people...
26:11She has nothing to hide!
26:12She'll show me!
26:13See?
26:14They're dry.
26:15Great.
26:17Was that so hard?
26:19Jesus!
26:20Hey, you're on him!
26:21Hey, I'm okay.
26:22I get it.
26:23It was a simple request!
26:28No.
26:29Get out of my way, man.
26:30What are you doing?
26:31Listen!
26:32Listen!
26:33Pathome is one of us!
26:34Right?
26:35This time, I swear to God, we are getting the right person!
26:40I'm sick and tired of being afraid.
26:42Move!
26:43Hey!
26:44Come in, please.
26:45By all means.
26:46Boots.
26:47Shoes.
26:48Anything you put on that you wear outside, show me now.
26:49You can't seriously believe that I'm...
26:50Enough!
26:51Stop digging around!
26:52Shirley, show me your shoes!
26:53Hey!
26:54Who do you think you are?
26:55Please!
26:56You miserable prick!
26:57Stop!
26:58Wash your mouth!
26:59Hey!
27:00Hey!
27:02Yeah?
27:05I just can't go through this again.
27:10I can't...
27:11I can't...
27:14Get yourself together.
27:16You still want to go for that nature walk?
27:27With the killer waiting outside?
27:29You all think you can handle that?
27:34Here's our boots, okay?
27:36See?
27:37Tell Blake.
27:39It wasn't a crazy idea.
27:46Nobody's forcing Floyd to march into the woods.
28:07Look, it sounds like you're upset the group made a choice you don't like.
28:11You're right.
28:12I...
28:13I hate it.
28:14As soon as I've done this, I'm leaving.
28:16And what people do won't matter to me anymore.
28:18It would be stupid to go out on your own.
28:19It's more stupid to stay!
28:21I could outrun that thing!
28:22And as a group, we're strong.
28:24We could see everything that's happening.
28:27Make Floyd change his mind.
28:30You're the rational one.
28:33Flattery.
28:34Didn't see that coming.
28:36He listens to you.
28:37You focus him.
28:38Someone has to.
28:40He's impulsive and reactive.
28:42We all have impulses.
28:43I'm sure you have some very interesting ones.
28:46Ones you wouldn't dare talk to anybody about.
28:50Of course.
28:51Everyone doesn't.
28:52Right.
28:53I have no problem admitting I have a dark side.
28:59When you're studying those tortured, quiet bodies in all of your crime scene's photos, I'm sure you must be thinking, what's the point of nice?
29:12Why bother holding all those other feelings back?
29:17You're trying to get me to confess something, Shirley.
29:25I see.
29:28Like, I could tell you I was the killer who I just fought, by the way, and you'd be okay with it. Right?
29:38Turned on by it?
29:39The ultimate bad boy?
29:41Jesus.
29:42You're as bad as all the other murder freaks in this motel.
29:48You had me going for one.
29:52And for future references.
29:55I think darkness is lame, violence is ugly, and Satan lovers are a joke.
30:02I was just responding to your work.
30:10You can leave now.
30:19Satan's forced to do all the bad stuff for God.
30:23And then, he gets saddled with all the blame.
30:26When did Lucifer figure out he was a prisoner?
30:33Uh, Baphome saw God hide understanding.
30:37So, I went to the garden to offer knowledge.
30:41That's when he saw the gate and realized Lucifer had only been given the appearance of freedom.
30:47To rebel against God.
30:50And someday, I'm gonna set him free.
30:53I-I-I think I know how to do it.
30:58Mm.
31:00Free Satan.
31:02But, uh, question.
31:06Saturn.
31:08Why is it so important?
31:10Well, it's a big bad planet.
31:13It stands for darkness, cold, fear, scarcity.
31:17Rose Capricorn.
31:18The, uh, Nordla.
31:22It's the sixth planet.
31:23Sixth day of the week.
31:26What?
31:27Did you know that Saturn takes 30 years to travel around the Sun?
31:31Mm-hmm.
31:32And that it's reaching the end of its journey in a few weeks, and we'll start another trip?
31:38Okay.
31:39Okay.
31:42Okay.
31:43If-if Saturn is so powerful, we can use it to summon Baphome and show him the gate, and then Satan can follow.
31:51Mm-mm.
31:52We've tried to summon demons before, and it's never worked.
31:55Yeah, because we didn't have power to conjure.
31:58And we don't have any power.
32:01I've been looking for something to amplify our ceremonies, and Floyd...
32:09I found a cluster of ley lines.
32:12Ley lines?
32:14Places of concentrated energy.
32:16No.
32:17Ancient energy.
32:19It's just a-a three days' drive away.
32:22And Saturn will be where we need it to be, and the planets will be aligned.
32:26There'll be a blood moon.
32:27All we have to do is show up at the right place at the right time.
32:31The fire.
32:35And blood.
32:40How much blood?
32:42A lot.
32:44More than a cat.
32:45Enough to satisfy a demon.
32:49Six bodies worth?
32:51Six seems fortuitous.
32:56The lines converge over one spot.
33:06Where is this place exactly?
33:10It's where Baphome is leaving us.
33:12Can you much stop bleeding?
33:13Good.
33:14Thanks.
33:15It's gonna keep leaking for a while, though, because it was deep, but...
33:16Honestly, you're so lucky the blade didn't go deeper.
33:18And I say this with the confidence of someone who once played a nurse who ate someone's arm.
33:21You know, I'm pretty sure it's gonna scar, though.
33:22It's okay.
33:23It's gonna make you look like a total badass.
33:24Which you are.
33:25Oh, thanks, Paige.
33:26You might have a titch more tape, though.
33:27Your bandage looks like it wants to fall off.
33:28Can we do that in a bit?
33:29I just need to change into something less bloody and...
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34:17What?
34:18What?
34:19okay yeah just fyi not really in the mood for anywhere it's section oh you're always ready
34:29to punch me down i have feelings you know right you know i haven't seen those feelings about
34:37stabbing ruby now that you know that she wasn't the killer i'm sick i'm just waiting around doing
34:44nothing this motel is starting to creep me out yeah the lady that has sex with murderers that
34:52keep grown men up at night she's she's scared that's good yes for christ's sake blake death
34:58was literally at our door i i heard kawain and andy come out and then i heard fighting
35:07and i knew it had to be baffling i just i just stood there beside the window i couldn't make
35:15myself look i just imagined what was going on it's okay i couldn't no stop i couldn't grab my knife
35:27just i couldn't unstick myself i've never been so useless
35:36it's because you were scared as hell
35:41okay believe me i i get it
35:47that was through a wall
35:52when the time really comes am i gonna freeze up am i gonna survive
36:01none of us know until we're actually tested
36:10but hey congrats
36:18on what actually reacting to a situation like a normal human being
36:25yeah
36:29no actually it's it's it's a step
36:34can i hang out here for a while
36:38i mean now now that i'm now that i'm acting like a normal human being
36:42yeah sure
36:47i just want to stop thinking about my own death
36:50hey why don't i um go find like a deck of cards or something
36:59not for strip poker
37:02i wasn't gonna to okay
37:05yeah what that was you
37:08maybe some snacks
37:10crackers
37:11be careful yeah
37:18all our sheep are back in their pens
37:41i don't know for how long
37:43we need to start culling the herd
37:46agreed
37:51did you talk to the artiste
37:56all sound and fury
38:00signifying nothing
38:03it's a sheep like all the rest
38:06disappointing
38:09really
38:10does that mean what i think it means
38:14made me a very
38:21very happy man
38:23i can already tell i'm in trouble
38:38first it was my encouraging a death march
38:44who's your paper-thin masculinity
38:47you've been found lacking
38:49i find that hard to believe
38:54i'm not a pathetic old man who passes prime
38:57and looking for my value in other people's eyes
39:01you have no idea who i am
39:04i think i have a pretty good idea
39:06you've been spoiling four fights since day one
39:11i guess today's your lucky day
39:13stay down old man
39:22stay down old man
39:22stay down old man
39:43you've been found
39:54you've been publishing
40:05Oh, my God.
40:35Oh, my God.
41:05I like this part.
41:19I told him I had a bad side.
41:22Oh, my God.
41:52Oh, my God.
42:01Isn't this amazing?
42:07This is it.
42:09Where all the ley lines converge.
42:11We're here.
42:12Hey.
42:22Let's bring forth Baphomet in a sea of blood.
42:26Come on.
42:29Come on.
42:42Come on.
43:12Come on.
43:42Come on.
44:12Come on.
44:13Come on.
44:14Come on.
44:15Come on.
44:16Come on.
44:17Come on.
44:18Come on.
44:19Come on.
44:20Come on.
44:21Come on.
44:22Come on.
44:23Come on.
44:24Come on.
44:25Come on.
44:26Sorry.
44:27I didn't think that going for a deck of cards would take so long.
44:29But it is really quiet up there.
44:33And I kept imagining that something was going to bump out and get me.
44:42This is so messed up.
44:44Yeah.
44:45There's nothing worse than being alone.
44:47It's like nobody cares.
44:49Honestly, I didn't become a blogger because I wanted a ton of one-on-one.
44:54If only words could keep psycho killers away.
44:59Okay.
45:00Crazy eights or gin.
45:01I don't know any other beers.
45:02Excuse me.
45:03Crazy eights, obviously.
45:04Okay.
45:05When I was little, my mom worked late.
45:06She'd send me to my grand's and we'd play cards.
45:08It was the only kids game.
45:09I should have been the driver of the wall.
45:11Yeah.
45:12I can't really imagine you as little.
45:15I was the smallest kid in my grade.
45:17What?
45:18I don't know.
45:19I guess I just pictured cooking.
45:20Yeah.
45:21I don't know.
45:22A girl who's maybe always grown up a little bit too fast.
45:23Her mom that works nights and a dad that doesn't necessarily find himself in the picture
45:29all that often.
45:30Oh no, he was there.
45:31But he was absolutely clueless when I came to kids.
45:32Like, okay.
45:33I must have been four when he asked me to make a bag of popcorn.
45:37Yeah.
45:38What was he thinking, right?
45:39I was the smallest kid in my grade.
45:40I was the smallest kid in my grade.
45:41What?
45:42I don't know.
45:43I guess I just pictured a girl who's maybe always grown up a little bit too fast.
45:45Her mom that works nights and a dad that doesn't necessarily find himself in the picture
45:48all that often.
45:49Oh no, he was there.
45:50But he was absolutely clueless when I came to kids.
45:53Like, okay, I must have been four when he asked me to make a bag of popcorn.
45:58Yeah, what was he thinking, right?
46:01The bag caught fire, as it would.
46:04And even at that age, I knew that wasn't good.
46:07So I just took the burning bag out into the back and turfed it into the yard.
46:12Jesus.
46:13What?
46:14You were a kid.
46:15Didn't that hurt?
46:16I mean, I got a few burns, but I was fine.
46:18I survived.
46:22What?
46:23This isn't a sad story.
46:25I mean, I learned how to rely on myself.
46:28I can get myself out of trouble just as fast as I can get myself into it.
46:33Like when Ruby...
46:40I was scared.
46:41So I just...
46:47God, imagine how Ruby must have felt when she saw something coming for her.
46:51It's so messed up.
46:52Yeah.
46:53It's so messed up.
47:00Yeah.
47:21you're rude.
47:22to the others.
47:24You just.
47:26You're kidding.
47:30I'm sorry.
47:32You're running out.
47:33You're not.
47:34Your dad?
47:35No.
47:36You're not.
47:37I'm sorry.
47:38I'm sorry.
47:39I'm sorry.
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