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The Summer I Turned Pretty Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00You
00:30I keep wishing you were here
00:32And I swear I'm gonna lose it
00:34If I keep playing your music
00:36I won't lose instead of you
00:38I won't lose instead of you
00:40I'll see you
00:42I'll see you
00:44Sometimes
00:46it kind of feels like
00:48no matter how hard I try
00:50I just keep
00:52missing the boat
00:54You're in the rushes like a stalker
00:56I should push him off the
00:58cliffside cause he's coloring
01:00my insides ocean blue
01:02And
01:04everywhere I look I look
01:06at you
01:08It's true
01:12Do we really have to physically
01:14sit for our portraits? Can't she just like
01:16look at a picture on her phone or something?
01:18Okay, get out. What?
01:20Why? She needs
01:22to see you in the flesh in order to capture
01:24your essence while you're still young
01:26and full of hope.
01:28Her words
01:30Well, Conrad does not
01:32have hope actually, he's hopeless
01:34But, my hangover smoothie
01:36it cures off. Can you please
01:38just hurry up? Just go back
01:40to bed, alright?
01:42Alright, seriously Steven, get out
01:44This is a delicate science and your heavy breathing
01:46is gonna break you up. Okay, okay, okay
01:48She hasn't painted you since you were little
01:50I think it'd be nice to have these portraits
01:52for when you're older. Oh no, when I'm
01:54older I'm sure they'll be like, like
01:56holograms or something I could watch for myself
01:58You know?
02:02Just sit for your portraits
02:04I don't see Conrad complaining
02:06He'll complain when he's conscious
02:08Hey
02:10Here
02:12Come on man, hurry your ass up, alright?
02:14I can't be late for my first day of work
02:16We won't, we're good
02:18Those old country club boomers are gonna tip me so hard
02:20man, they won't know when to hit them
02:22Steven, I swear
02:24Come on, Laurel, my boys gotta get that bread
02:26Thank you
02:28Good morning
02:30Billy, where have you been?
02:32Is that a bruise?
02:34Um, I bumped into someone
02:36You bumped into someone
02:38Doesn't look that bad
02:40Uh, cereal?
02:42Yeah, hit me
02:44Sure
02:46Oh my god
02:48Billy
02:50It's gonna be a debutante
02:52It's really not that big of a deal
02:54I'm sorry, like Billy, like my sister
02:56Like that thing, right there
02:58Shut up, cretin
02:59Okay, this is gonna be so much fun
03:00Just you wait
03:01There is, uh
03:02There's the tea
03:03The auction
03:04The ball, of course
03:05The rehearsal
03:06I gotta write this down
03:07We need to go shopping
03:10This sounds expensive
03:12Oh, don't worry, Laurel, it's on me
03:14It was my idea after all
03:16And we still need to style you for your book party, so
03:19Billy, are you sure you wanna do this?
03:21Doesn't seem very you
03:23It's not
03:24Conrad, could you please be a little more supportive?
03:28Now
03:29Which one of you is gonna be Billy's escort to the ball?
03:32Not me
03:33I went last year
03:34Yeah, and I swore off balls
03:37The dances dude
03:39Wow, guys
03:41Stop fighting over me
03:43I'm
03:44I'm not going with either of you
03:46I am going to find my own date
03:48Wikipedia says debutante balls require instruction in morals and social etiquette
03:53I'm going for a swim
03:55Yeah, she could use some etiquette
03:57Yeah
03:58No offense, Beck
03:59But I don't feel like a country club is the best place to teach Billy about morals
04:03Lore, times have changed
04:04There's a girl dubbing this season
04:06And she's bringing her girlfriend as her escort
04:08And the club is fine with it
04:10How very progressive of them
04:12Hey, do you want a belly button?
04:15Hurry up
04:16We have shopping to do
04:18It's not like I was getting any work done anyway
04:21Come a little closer
04:23Cause you look a thirsty
04:25I'ma make it better
04:26Slip it like a slurpee
04:28Snow brown chili
04:29Get it free
04:30Like willy
04:31In the jeans
04:32Like billy
04:33You'll be popping like a willy
04:34Even in the sun
04:35Even in the sun
04:36You know I keep it icy
04:38You can take a look
04:39But it's a cold
04:40To bite me
04:41Bird bird frozen
04:42You're the one being chosen
04:43Play the part like Moses
04:45Keep it fresh like roses
04:46I like that one
04:47You like this one?
04:48I like that one
04:49Oh, look at this one
04:50Hey
04:51Lookin' good in the top
04:52Wow
04:53I know they feel like
04:54I know
04:55I know
04:56I know
04:57Oh, look at this one
04:58Oh, look at this one
04:59Oh, look at this one
05:00Oh, look at this one
05:01Oh, look at this one
05:02Oh, look at this one
05:03Oh, look at this one
05:04Oh, look at this one
05:05Hi!
05:06How are you?
05:08You could double dip
05:09Cause I know you like me
05:10I know that my heart could be so cold
05:12Okay, they're called fascinators
05:14And all the girls will be wearing them
05:16Seriously?
05:17Seriously?
05:18Seriously?
05:19Seriously?
05:20I don't know about this
05:21Come on
05:22Come on
05:26Come on
05:31Oh, boy
05:32No
05:33Put that away
05:34Put that
05:35Right on the side
05:36I know
05:37Hey
05:44Ready?
05:45Nice
05:46I see
05:51Now what?
05:52Really?
05:53What have I done?
05:54Oh, no
05:55Oh, boy
05:56Are you okay, babe?
05:57Oh, my God
05:58Oh, my God
06:07Oh, my God
06:08Oh, my God
06:09Yeah, it's something
06:10Oh, you look like a princess
06:12She looks like the tooth fairy
06:14Oh, look at that detail
06:17Everybody's eyes will fall out of their heads when they see our girl
06:22I love you so much, but you're ridiculous
06:24I love you so much, but you're ridiculous
06:25I love you so much, and I know I'm ridiculous
06:28Or what about this one?
06:30Oh, no, no, no
06:31That one's much too simple
06:33But it does seem more like belly
06:35Laura, trust me, these girls go all out
06:51Hey, Jeremiah
06:52Hey, Gigi
06:53I didn't know you were working here this summer
06:56Hey, Billy, no choking, all right?
07:01No choking, all right?
07:03Jeremiah
07:04Aren't you gonna save me?
07:12There you go
07:14Thank you very much, enjoy that
07:17Don't forget to tip your wages
07:18Oh, okay
07:19Hey, you're on break, kid
07:20Oh, I bet, thank you
07:25Totally, yeah
07:26I would, uh, I would love to, uh, take you surfing sometime
07:30Oh, shit
07:33Dude
07:36Oh, you fucked up
07:37What? How could I have already fucked up?
07:39Nobody's gonna wanna hook up with you after they see you
07:41Yes
07:42You should've been a lifeguard with me
07:43Oh, in
07:44Hardly anyone drowns
07:45God, okay, well
07:47I'll take the hair net if it means I don't have to live with my mom freshman year
07:51Yeah, all right, fair enough, dude
07:53Fair enough
07:55Take it in, Steven
07:56This is all ours
07:57Take it in, Steven
07:58Take it in, Steven
07:59Take it in, Steven
08:00This is all ours
08:01This is all ours.
08:31Honey?
08:49Hey, hon?
08:52Yeah?
08:53Would you change and meet me out back?
08:56I want to paint your portrait first.
08:57Why me?
08:58Why me?
09:00Because everyone else has things to do.
09:09I have things to do, too, Mom.
09:12I think you can spare a few hours for your mother.
09:18Sure.
09:19Great. I'll see you outside in ten.
09:24See you there.
09:25Put on something nice.
09:28You see her?
09:30Hooked up with her.
09:31Him.
09:32Lifeguard.
09:33And the one in the blue.
09:35And the guy with the eyebrows.
09:39You're just such a slut, man.
09:41Okay, I just like to kiss.
09:43And be cozy with people.
09:44Oh, yeah.
09:47I never kissed her, though.
09:51Yeah, keep it that way.
09:53Okay, all right.
09:54Shayla's cute and all, but I'd avoid getting sucked in.
09:57Sucked?
09:58Sucked in the wood.
10:00To all that.
10:01Wait, girls in sundresses are my kryptonite,
10:03but I'd never let one talk me into being an escort.
10:05Trust me, if Shayla asks you and you say yes,
10:07it's gonna blow up your whole summer.
10:09Come on.
10:10Come on.
10:11Yo, Steven.
10:12We need extra hands at the Deb T.
10:14Pays double.
10:15Come on.
10:16Okay, yeah.
10:17All right, go get that bread.
10:18Yes, sir.
10:19Cheers.
10:30Thanks, Mom.
10:32Belly.
10:33I just want you to know that if you decide you hate it,
10:37or if the girls are mean, or even if the food is bad,
10:40you can text me.
10:41I promise I won't say I told you so.
10:43I'll be fine.
10:44Humor me.
10:46Use our code phrase and I'll be right there.
10:48Mom.
10:49You remember it from when you were little, right?
10:51Lemon Jelly Belly.
10:55Have fun.
10:56Hey.
11:11Jeremiah.
11:16Oh, my God.
11:17Uh, Belly.
11:18Wow, I didn't even recognize you.
11:21Tell me the truth.
11:22Um, do I look like a fool?
11:25Um.
11:28Uh, no.
11:29You look good.
11:30But you look good.
11:31Um, let me walk you over.
11:35What?
11:38Let's go.
11:39Are those, are those pineapples?
11:41Pineapples?
11:42Pineapples? Yeah.
11:43Have you seen flowers before?
11:45I have, but that is for sure a pineapple.
11:49That's a nice pineapple dress you got there?
11:52Yeah.
11:53I think the raspberry type cookies.
11:55Oh.
11:56I'll drink an eye for it.
11:57Okay.
11:58I, I still never thought I'd see the day where you're wearing a fascinator.
12:00It's fascinating.
12:13Jeremiah.
12:15Paige.
12:18Where's your shirt?
12:20It's always a pleasure.
12:21Mm-hmm.
12:23This is Belly.
12:24I mean, uh, Isabelle Conklin, the young woman my mom told you about.
12:29My future life.
12:32She's late.
12:33I, I'm, I'm so sorry.
12:36You're at table two.
12:39Are those those little breeding fig jam sandwiches with the prosciutto?
12:42Don't you dare.
12:43Okay.
12:44Those are for the girls.
12:45Jeremiah, those are for the girls.
12:46Jeremiah, those are for the girls!
12:47Here's just one.
12:49Rock them, Dad.
12:54Oh my God.
12:55That's the girl Conrad was kissing at the bonfire.
12:59And that's the girl Steven was with.
13:02Ugh.
13:03FML.
13:11Hi.
13:13Hi.
13:20Hey.
13:21Lemon Jelly Belly.
13:23Hey.
13:24Hey.
13:26Is that from the other night?
13:28Yeah.
13:29Here, let me fix it.
13:33I think we're good.
13:36Yeah.
14:01So.
14:03How's Nicole?
14:06Mom, can we not do this?
14:10Like, no, I, I, you asked me to come sit for this portrait and, and I'm here and I'm sitting and I'm more than happy to be here.
14:18But can we not make this like a bonding experience, please?
14:21Well, excuse me for trying to connect with my son before he leaves for a year.
14:25Belly looked really nice in her new dress.
14:40I think if you want to spend your summer moping around, I can't stop you, but no more sleeping till two, no more day drinking. I want you doing something productive.
15:01You're getting a job.
15:02Sure.
15:03Great.
15:04Now sit still.
15:05Sit up.
15:06I told my mom the only way I would do this is if I could bring my girlfriend, because I thought it would be a deal killer, but the club has been surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
15:27I'm honestly shocked.
15:28Yeah.
15:29Literally.
15:30Dara, I was expecting a conversion camp to spring out of the bushes.
15:33No, lesbians and debutantes are like a completely juxtaposing idea.
15:36Opposites.
15:37Yeah, but cousins like to pretend to be woke.
15:38Trust me, my family deals with it constantly.
15:39The things we do for college applications.
15:40That's insane.
15:41Don't worry, Marissa.
15:42You're getting everywhere.
15:43Wait, where are you applying?
15:44You know, the usual.
15:45Every IV minus Cornell.
15:46Ithaca is so bleak.
15:47I know.
15:48What about you?
15:49Oh, Belly's only a sophomore.
15:50Right?
15:51I think that's what Conrad told me.
15:52Yeah, I'll be a junior in the fall.
15:53So, so, you know.
15:54Yeah.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Yeah.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Yeah.
16:03Yeah.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Yeah.
16:06So, is this your first summer here at Cousins?
16:09No, I've been coming here for my entire life.
16:12Yeah.
16:13She's like family friends with Conrad and Jeremiah.
16:15Uh, so are you and Jeremiah like a thing or are you going to take him to the ball?
16:20Um.
16:21Oh my God.
16:22Back off, Gigi.
16:23It was a question.
16:24They're like basically related.
16:26Okay?
16:27You have nothing to worry about.
16:28I'm not worried.
16:29Cool.
16:30Keep telling yourself that, babe.
16:31Gigi has had this thing for Jeremiah.
16:35Ever since he got abs?
16:36Yeah.
16:37Absolutely.
16:38Pun intended.
16:39Absolutely.
16:40Relax.
16:41I'm not into Jeremiah Fisher.
16:42Yeah.
16:43And you're noticing his abs?
16:44No.
16:45She's too busy eye-fucking the waiter.
16:46Dude, that's Belly's brother.
16:48Oh my God.
16:49Oh yeah.
16:50Oh.
16:51Really?
16:52So, what's it like to live with Jeremiah and Conrad?
16:55Conrad's so mysterious.
16:56Hello, debutantes.
17:03Hello, debutantes.
17:04Hello, everyone.
17:05Thank you, my God.
17:07Hi.
17:08Hi, everyone.
17:10Hey, I love you, my big girl.
17:11Hi, I'm Hello, everyone.
17:13Hi, everybody.
17:14Yeah, hello.
17:15I'm talking to you next time.
17:16Hi.
17:17Hi, everyone.
17:18Hi, everyone.
17:19I'm looking into her.
17:20Hi.
17:21Hi, everyone.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Hi, my name is welcome.
17:24Hi.
17:25Hi.
17:26My name is your host.
17:27a few small housekeeping bits I'd like to go over we have a lot to look forward to this season
17:39now I understand some of you might think that debbing is outdated it's something you're doing
17:46to appease your families but the cousins debutante ball is a part of history venerated yet ever
17:54evolving it's a tradition you'll someday pass on to your own daughters it's a formal marking of this
18:01passage of time between your teenage years and your adulthood one ends and the other begins it's
18:10a journey generations of women before you have taken women who you can learn from who can inspire
18:16you Debs at each table is a big sister who will guide you through the season so please introduce
18:25yourselves hey little sis honestly my parents made me do it last year because you know like all the
18:36women in my family have done it but my big sis was great and I actually ended up having a lot of fun
18:42so just don't be nervous okay do you want some um no thanks I'm good but I'll be right back oh okay
18:55sorry what is that about Kim belly what are you doing here wait are you a dev yeah I guess
19:07technically cool nice I I went down to the marina yesterday but uh your boat had already left
19:12seriously man yeah if you had looked back toward the pier you would have seen a sweaty version of
19:17me looking wistfully toward your boat well we never want you to be wistful you know I think it's too late
19:21the wistfulness has set in no no I might be wistful forever okay well do you think going to a drive-in
19:28the movie with me tonight might help with the wistfulness yeah I think it would cool uh you know
19:36what let me give you this you can put your information I think that should be good sweet yay cool
19:47so yeah see you later bye have fun see you later
19:51you look really cute you are gonna have so much fun tonight we're just going to see a movie
20:12you look nice hon are you not driving with us
20:19um didn't his mom works at the club really nice boy have a great date thanks
20:27I kind of wish I weren't going to this party either you know anything since your divorce
20:35you got to get out there replenish the web
20:37come on
20:40full team full team full team okay come in come in right now
20:50we can see one cracked one cracked one nice see you guys later
20:57are you kidding no yeah hey stop flirting with my sister shut up steven
21:04are you okay bye
21:07all right let me catch up
21:08hi hi you look less wistful
21:23I uh I feel less wistful
21:25what movie are we seeing
21:29uh it's some old movie called uh sabrina
21:31Audrey Hepburn two brothers that's arena
21:35I think so yeah I love that movie it got really great reviews
21:38oh cool
21:39I'm sure it's really good
21:41and has it been traditional on Long Island for the past 30 years
21:50the Larabees were on the night of the Larabee party
21:54the Lar-
21:55Maud and Oliver Larabee were married in 1900
21:58was a townhouse in New York and this estate for weekends
22:02are you sure you don't want something to drink
22:03Linus Larabee the elder
22:07likely to leave his alma mater 50 million dollars
22:11his brother
22:12Dave Gorgeous
22:14and his national marriages
22:18he is now
22:22don't drop it
22:29read my book
22:38yeah
22:38yeah I thought it was uh
22:40really an unreliable narrator
22:41clearly wasn't the real story
22:44I'm not
22:46good to meet you Cleveland
22:47can't wait for the next one
22:48yeah me too
22:49so what is the next one
22:52oh it's sort of uh
22:53modern epic
22:55you sail
22:56are you surprised
22:58to say hipster anymore
22:59no I'll immerse myself in new worlds
23:03and the problem is
23:04you see that boy over there
23:07yeah
23:07Conrad
23:08Conrad this is
23:16I could uh
23:18use some lessons
23:19did my mom put you up to this
23:26what
23:27why
23:28man a few words
23:37apparently
23:38yeah where
23:47we could go into town
23:49nah he got arrested last summer
23:51oh shit really
23:53yeah
23:53looking up with some kid in the backseat of a minivan
23:57do you
23:58like really
24:02yeah
24:03guys
24:05get up
24:06come on
24:07yeah
24:10why marine biology
24:14well why not
24:18I just I feel like it was a phase that everyone goes through when they're little
24:23but you stuck with it
24:25yeah
24:26there's a jellyfish with Benjamin Brun's disease
24:29nobody knows why though
24:34this thing could be like the cure for cancer
24:37and um
24:39eels
24:40seriously
24:42the fact that eels exist
24:44it's just like a complete anomaly
24:46yeah
24:46it's wild
24:48and people don't know
24:49I want to be able to explain
24:52some of them
24:53totally
24:54sure
24:54all night long I've had the most terrible
24:58especially if it's terrible
25:00I'm gonna do it
25:02before last night I'd only kissed boy
25:04not because we both really want it
25:07but the way I feel right now
25:10hey could you um
25:12grab me that drink actually
25:14maybe like a cherry coke
25:15or something else
25:16yeah it's no problem
25:16sounds good
25:17thank you
25:18yeah
25:18I'll be right back
25:19thanks
25:19what the hell do you think you're doing
25:28oh just catching the end of our favorite movie
25:31you have no right
25:32you have to go
25:33oh Billy relax
25:34don't leave
25:35I swear to god
25:35I will send to everyone in this car
25:37your Dramine fanfic
25:38you wouldn't
25:42oh he spent an entire chapter
25:44talking about Draco's wand
25:45oh bro
25:46oh my god
25:48don't be embarrassed
25:49Draco's wand
25:50drop it
25:51hey seriously
25:51please leave
25:53alright let's go guys
25:58what
25:59are you kidding me
26:00drive the car
26:01you were the one who wanted to come
26:02Conrad
26:03you have missed something here
26:06would you mind starting all over again
26:08now Mr. Carlin
26:09I hate to have to break the news to you
26:13but at this very moment
26:14you'll be on stage
26:15David Laron
26:16he is late as you
26:17hello everybody
26:23hello darling
26:24how's all
26:26cherry coke
26:26thank you so much
26:28how is it
26:33it's good
26:38what are you up to hon
26:44uh
26:46yeah yeah just video games
26:51don't stay up too late
26:51you've got work early in the morning tomorrow
26:53alright mom
26:54promise
26:54you
26:57you
26:59you
27:05you
27:19you
27:21I had a really good time tonight.
27:27Did you also?
27:29Yeah, no, I had a really great time.
27:32I think I was just dehydrated before.
27:36Okay.
27:37Are you hydrated now?
27:40Yeah, very.
27:44I don't want this night to be over.
27:46Uh, can I, uh, would it be cool to you if...
27:53Yes, yes, yes.
28:09Oh, yeah.
28:10Good idea.
28:12Give me those.
28:16She rings my bell.
28:18I got you in class and have an hour roll.
28:21How she rocks in kids and tube socks.
28:25But she doesn't know who I am.
28:30And she doesn't give a damn about me.
28:35Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
28:41Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
28:46Listen to Iron Maiden, baby.
28:50She will be here.
28:52She will be here.
28:55Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
29:02Stephen, I know it's kind of lame, but I think we'd have fun together.
29:07Will you be my date to the Deadpool?
29:09Boom.
29:11Ah.
29:13Ah, yeah.
29:17Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
29:39Baby, it's dirtbag, baby.
29:43Listen to our young maid
29:45How may be with me?
29:49Ooh.
29:53Hey, green.
29:55I'm the air.
29:57I'm the air.
30:03How was your hot date?
30:05Excuse me?
30:07Okay, relax.
30:09We were just having a little fun.
30:11You guys are assholes.
30:13Belly, come on.
30:15All I wanted was to go to a drive-in
30:17with a guy that I think is cute and sweet,
30:19and you guys had to come and ruin it.
30:23And us showing up for like two minutes
30:25ruined that, really?
30:27Grow up, Belly.
30:31Why couldn't you let me have this one thing?
30:33Huh?
30:35Admit it.
30:36You knew what you were doing.
30:38What? What was I doing?
30:42Reminding me that you existed.
30:44I don't know what you're talking about.
30:46You cared where I was.
30:48Who I was with.
30:49No, I didn't.
30:50I don't care.
30:52Stop lying!
30:53Stop being such a baby!
30:54Oh, and you're such an adult!
30:56You spent your Saturday night crashing my first date for fun.
31:08Fine.
31:09Fine, forget it.
31:12Why don't you go smoke some more pot?
31:14Why don't you go look in the mirror some more?
31:16I wonder if this is the way all crushes die.
31:22With a whimper.
31:24Slowly.
31:25And then just like that.
31:26Gone.
31:28The day is gone.
31:30The day is gone.