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00:00You
00:30I keep wishing you a year
00:32And I swear I'm gonna lose it
00:34If I keep playing your music
00:36I won't lose instead of you
00:38I won't lose instead of you
00:40I'll see you
00:46Sometimes it kind of feels like
00:48no matter how hard I try
00:50I just keep
00:52missing the boat
00:54You're in the rushes like a stalker
00:56I should push him off the cliffside
00:58Cause he's coloring
01:00My insides ocean blue
01:04And everywhere I look
01:06I look at you
01:08It's true
01:12Do we really have to physically
01:14Sit for our portraits? Can't she just like
01:16Look at a picture on her phone or something?
01:18Okay, get out!
01:20What? Why?
01:22She needs to see you in the flesh
01:24In order to capture your essence
01:26While you're still young and full of hope
01:28Her words
01:30Well, Conrad does not have hope
01:32Actually, he's hopeless
01:34But my hangover smoothie
01:36It cures off
01:38Can you please just hurry up?
01:40Just go back to bed, alright?
01:42Alright, seriously Steven?
01:44Get out! This is a delicate science
01:46And your heavy breathing is gonna break you up
01:48She hasn't painted you since you were little
01:50I think it'd be nice to have these portraits for when you're older
01:52Oh no, when I'm older
01:54I'm sure there'll be like
01:56Like holograms or something I could watch for myself
01:58You know?
02:00Just sit for your portraits
02:04I don't see Conrad complaining
02:06He'll complain when he's conscious
02:08Hey
02:10Here
02:12Come on, man, hurry your ass up, alright?
02:14I can't be late for my first day of work
02:16We won't, we're good
02:18Those old country club boomers are gonna tip me so hard, man
02:20They won't know when to hit them both
02:22Steven, I swear
02:24What? Come on, Laurel
02:25My boys gotta get that bread
02:26Thank you
02:28Good morning
02:30Billy, where have you been?
02:32Is that a bruise?
02:34Um, I-I bumped into someone
02:36You bumped into someone
02:38Doesn't look that bad
02:42Uh, cereal?
02:43Yeah, hit me
02:44Sure
02:46Oh my god
02:48Belly
02:50It's gonna be a debutante
02:52It's really not that big of a deal
02:54I'm sorry, like, belly
02:55Like, my sister
02:56Like that thing, right there
02:57Shut up, cretin
02:58Okay, this is gonna be so much fun
03:00Just you wait
03:01There is, uh, there's the tea
03:03The auction
03:04The ball, of course
03:05The rehearsal
03:06I gotta write this down
03:07We need to go shopping
03:09This sounds expensive
03:12Oh, don't worry, Laura, it's on me
03:14It was my idea, after all
03:16And we still need to style you for your book party, so
03:19Belly, are you sure you wanna do this?
03:21Doesn't seem very you
03:23It's not
03:24Conrad, could you please be a little more supportive?
03:28Now, which one of you is gonna be Belly's escort to the ball?
03:32Not me, I went last year
03:34Yeah, and I swore off balls
03:37The dances, dude
03:40Wow, guys, stop fighting over me
03:43I'm, I'm not going with either of you
03:46I am going to find my own date
03:47Wikipedia says debutante balls require instruction in morals and social etiquette
03:53I'm going for a swim
03:55Yeah, she could use some etiquette
03:57Yeah
03:58No offense, Beck
03:59But I don't feel like a country club is the best place to teach Belly about morals
04:02Lore, times have changed
04:04There's a girl dubbing this season
04:06And she's bringing her girlfriend as her escort
04:08And the club is fine with it
04:10How very progressive of them
04:12Hey, you wanna have Belly button?
04:14Well, hurry up!
04:16We have shopping to do
04:18It's not like I was getting any work done anyway
04:21Come a little closer
04:23Cause you look a thirsty
04:25I'ma make it better
04:26Slippin' like a slurpee
04:28Snow brown chili
04:29Get it free
04:30Like willy
04:31In the jeans
04:32Like billy
04:33You'll be popping like a willy
04:35Even in the sun
04:36You know I keep it icy
04:38You can take a look
04:39But it's a call
04:40To fight me
04:41Brr, brr, frozen
04:42You're the one being chosen
04:43Play the part like Moses
04:45Keep it fresh like roses
04:47I like that one
04:48You like this one?
04:49Hey
04:50Hey
04:52Wow
04:53I love it
04:54Wow
04:59Oh, it's cute
05:00It's beautiful
05:01Wow, it's cute
05:03I love you
05:04You like it?
05:05Oh my!
05:06Oh dear
05:12Okay
05:13They're called fascinators
05:14And all the girls will be wearing them
05:17Seriously?
05:18Seriously!
05:20I don't know about this
05:22Come on
05:24Come on
05:26Come on
05:32Oh boy
05:34Put that away
05:36I know
05:44Ready?
05:46No
05:52What? Really?
05:54What have I done?
05:56Are you okay, babe?
06:06Oh my god
06:08Yeah, it's
06:10It's something
06:12You look like a princess
06:14Like a tooth fairy
06:16Look at that detail
06:20Everybody's eyes will fall out of their heads when they see our girl
06:24I love you so much, but you're ridiculous
06:26I love you so much, and I know I'm ridiculous
06:28Or what about this one?
06:30Oh, no, no, no
06:32That one's much too simple
06:34But it does seem more like belly
06:36Laura, trust me
06:38These girls go all out
06:44Hey, Jeremiah
06:48Hey, Gigi
06:50I didn't know you were working here this summer
06:52Hey, Billy, no choking, alright?
06:56Jeremiah
06:58Aren't you gonna save me?
07:00There you go
07:02Thank you very much, enjoy that
07:04Don't forget to tip your waitress
07:06Hey, you're on break, kid
07:08I'll bet, thank you
07:10Totally, yeah
07:12I would, uh
07:14I would love to, uh, take you surfing sometime
07:16Ah
07:18Dude
07:20Oh, you fucked up
07:22What, how could I have already fucked up?
07:24Nobody's gonna wanna hook up with you after they see you in this
07:26You should've been a lifeguard with me
07:28Oh, and hardly anyone drowns
07:30Oh, you fucked up
07:32What, how could I have already fucked up?
07:34What, how could I have already fucked up?
07:36Nobody's gonna wanna hook up with you after they see you in this
07:38You should've been a lifeguard with me
07:40Oh, and hardly anyone drowns
07:42God, okay, well
07:44I'll take the hair net if it means I don't have to live with my mom freshman year
07:46Yeah
07:48All right, fair enough, fair enough
07:50Take it in, Steven
07:52This is all ours
07:54Take it in, Steven
07:56Paul
07:57Thank you
07:57P Powell
07:58take it in, Steven
08:00This is all ours
08:24Honey?
08:50Hey, hon?
08:52Yeah.
08:54Would you change and meet me out back?
08:56I want to paint your portrait first.
08:58Why me?
09:00Because everyone else has things to do.
09:10I have things to do too, Mom.
09:12I think you can spare a few hours for your mother.
09:18Sure.
09:20Great.
09:21See you outside in 10?
09:23See you there.
09:25Put on something nice.
09:27You see her?
09:29Hooked up with her.
09:31Him, lifeguard.
09:33And the one in the blue.
09:35And the guy with the eyebrows.
09:37Yeah.
09:39Dude, you're such a slut, man.
09:41Okay, I just like to kiss.
09:43Then be cozy to people.
09:45Oh, yeah.
09:47I've never kissed her though.
09:51Yeah, keep it that way.
09:53Okay, all right.
09:54So, Shayla's cute and all, but I'd avoid getting sucked in.
09:57Sucked?
09:58Sucked in the blue.
09:59To all that.
10:00Wait, girls in sundresses are my kryptonite, but I'd never let one talk me into being an escort.
10:05Trust me, if Shayla asks you and you say yes, it's gonna blow up your whole summer.
10:09Okay.
10:11Yo, Steven.
10:12We need extra hands at the Deb T.
10:14Pays double.
10:15Come on.
10:16Okay, yeah.
10:17All right, go get that bread.
10:18Yes, sir.
10:19Cheers.
10:30Thanks, Mom.
10:31Sure.
10:33Belly.
10:36I just want you to know that if you decide you hate it, or if the girls are mean, or even if the food is bad, you can text me.
10:41I promise I won't say I told you so.
10:44I'll be fine.
10:45Humor me.
10:46Use our code phrase and I'll be right there.
10:48Mom.
10:49You remember it from when you were little, right?
10:52Lemon Jelly Belly.
10:55Have fun.
11:02Hey.
11:03Jeremiah.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:17Uh, Belly.
11:18Wow, I didn't even recognize you.
11:21Tell me the truth.
11:23Um, do I look like a fool?
11:25Um, uh, no.
11:29You look good, but you look good.
11:31Um, let me walk you over.
11:35What?
11:38Okay.
11:39Let's go.
11:40Are those, are those pineapples?
11:41Pineapples?
11:42Pineapples?
11:43Yeah.
11:44Have you seen flowers before?
11:45I have, but that is for sure a pineapple.
11:49That's a nice pineapple dress you've got there.
11:52Yeah.
11:53That's very nice cookies.
11:55Oh.
11:56Okay.
11:57I, I still never thought I'd see the day where you were wearing a fascinator.
12:13Jeremiah.
12:15Paige.
12:18Where's your shirt?
12:20It's always a pleasure.
12:21Mm-hmm.
12:23This is Belly.
12:24I mean, uh, Isabelle Conklin, the young woman my mom told you about.
12:28My future life.
12:32She's late.
12:33I, I'm, I'm so sorry.
12:35You're at table two.
12:39Are those those little burrito fig jam sandwiches with the prosciutto?
12:42Don't you dare.
12:43Okay.
12:44Those are for the girls.
12:45Jeremiah, those are for the girls!
12:46Here's just one.
12:47Knock them down.
12:48Knock them down.
12:49Knock them down.
12:54Oh my God.
12:55That's the girl Conrad was kissing at the bonfire.
12:59And that's the girl Steven was with.
13:02Ugh.
13:03FML.
13:04That was the girl.
13:05I know.
13:08Hi.
13:09Hi.
13:11Hi.
13:12Hi.
13:13Hi.
13:20Hey.
13:21Lemon Jelly Belly.
13:22Hey.
13:23Hey.
13:24Is that from the other night?
13:28Yeah.
13:29Hey, let me fix it.
13:31I think we're good.
14:01So, how's Nicole?
14:06Mom, can we not do this?
14:10Like, no, you asked me to come sit for this portrait, and I'm here, and I'm sitting, and I'm more than happy to be here.
14:18But can we not make this like a bonding experience, please?
14:21Well, excuse me for trying to connect with my son before he leaves for a year.
14:31Your belly looked really nice in her new dress.
14:49If you want to spend your summer moping around, I can't stop you, but no more sleeping till two, no more day drinking.
14:58I want you doing something productive.
15:01You're getting a job.
15:09Sure.
15:11Great.
15:15Now, sit still.
15:18Sit up.
15:21I told my mom the only way I would do this is if I could bring my girlfriend, because I thought it would be a deal killer, but the club has been surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
15:29I'm honestly shocked.
15:31Yeah.
15:31Literally.
15:32Dara, I was expecting a conversion camp to spring out of the bushes.
15:35No, lesbians and debutantes are like a completely juxtaposing idea.
15:39Opposites.
15:39Yeah, but Cousins likes to pretend to be woke.
15:42Trust me, my family deals with it constantly.
15:44The things we do for college applications.
15:46That's insane.
15:47Don't worry, Marissa.
15:48You're getting everywhere.
15:50Where are you applying?
15:51You know, the usual.
15:53Every IV.
15:54Minus Cornell.
15:55Ithaca is so bleak.
15:57I know.
15:58What about you?
15:59Oh, Belly's only a sophomore.
16:01Right?
16:02I think that's what Conrad told me.
16:04Yeah, I'll be a junior in the fall.
16:06So, is this your first summer here at Cousins?
16:09No, I've been coming here for my entire life.
16:12Yeah.
16:12She's like family friends with Conrad and Jeremiah.
16:15Uh, so are you and Jeremiah like a thing or are you going to take him to the ball?
16:20Um.
16:21Oh my God.
16:21Back off, Gigi.
16:23It was a question.
16:24They're like basically related.
16:26Okay, you have nothing to worry about.
16:27I'm not worried.
16:28Keep telling yourself that, babe.
16:31Gigi has had this thing for Jeremiah.
16:35Ever since he got abs?
16:37Absolutely.
16:38Pun intended.
16:38Absolutely.
16:39Relax.
16:40I'm not into Jeremiah Fisher.
16:42Yeah, and you're noticing his abs?
16:43No.
16:44She's too busy eye-fucking the waiter.
16:46Dude, that's Belly's brother.
16:48Oh my God.
16:49Oh, yeah.
16:50Really?
16:51That's scary.
16:52So, what's it like to live with Jeremiah and Conrad?
16:54Yeah.
16:55Conrad's so mysterious.
16:58Hello, debutantes.
17:04Hello, debutantes.
17:28A few small housekeeping bits I'd like to go over.
17:37We have a lot to look forward to this season.
17:40Now, I understand some of you might think that debbing is outdated.
17:44It's something you're doing to appease your families.
17:48But the Cousins debutante ball is a part of history.
17:52Venerated, yet ever-evolving.
17:54It's a tradition you'll someday pass on to your own daughters.
17:58It's a formal marking of this passage of time between your teenage years and your adulthood.
18:06One ends and the other begins.
18:09It's a journey generations of women before you have taken.
18:13Women who you can learn from, who can inspire you.
18:17Debs, at each table is a big sister who will guide you through the season.
18:23So, please, introduce yourselves.
18:28Hey, little sis.
18:31Hey.
18:32Honestly, my parents made me do it last year because, you know, like, all the women in my family have done it.
18:37But my big sis was great, and I actually ended up having a lot of fun.
18:42So, just don't be nervous.
18:45Okay.
18:47Do you want some?
18:50Um, no thanks.
18:52I'm good.
18:53But, uh, I'll be right back.
18:54Oh, okay.
18:55Sorry.
18:56What is that about?
18:58Kim!
19:00Belly, what are you doing here?
19:03Wait, are you a dev?
19:06Yeah, I guess.
19:07Technically, yes.
19:08Cool.
19:08Nice.
19:09I went down to the marina yesterday, but, uh, your boat had already left.
19:12Seriously?
19:13Man.
19:14Yeah.
19:14If you had looked back toward the pier, you would have seen a sweaty version of me looking
19:17wistfully toward your boat.
19:19Well, we never want you to be wistful.
19:20You know, I think it's too late.
19:22The wistfulness has set in.
19:23No.
19:23No, I might be wistful forever.
19:26Okay.
19:26Well, do you think going to a drive-in movie with me tonight might help with the wistfulness?
19:32Yeah, I think it would.
19:34Cool.
19:34Uh, you know what?
19:37Let me give you this.
19:38You can put your information.
19:41Oh.
19:44I think that should be good.
19:45Sweet.
19:46Yay.
19:47Cool.
19:48So, I'll see you later.
19:49Bye.
19:50Bye.
19:50Have fun.
19:51See you later.
19:51You look really cute.
20:08You are going to have so much fun tonight.
20:11We're just going to see a movie.
20:14You look nice, hon.
20:15I can't believe crop tops are back.
20:18Remember how I thought I was such hot shit in that baby tee I wore freshman year?
20:23Have fun tonight.
20:26Are you not driving with us?
20:30Didn't Belly tell you?
20:32She has a date.
20:34Sorry, Mom.
20:36His name is Cam.
20:37His mom works at the club.
20:38Really nice boy.
20:40Very smart.
20:41Like Harvard smart.
20:43It's fine.
20:47Of course you can go.
20:49I've dragged you to enough of these book parties over the years.
20:52Have a great date.
20:53Thanks.
20:55Do we need to talk about consent before you go?
20:58Mom?
21:05I kind of wish I weren't going to this party either.
21:07No offense.
21:07Quit being such a Debbie Downer.
21:09You'll get inspired again.
21:10I know it.
21:11Maybe I said all I have to say.
21:13Maybe I don't have any books left in me anymore.
21:15You haven't done anything since your divorce.
21:17You got to get out there.
21:18Replenish the well.
21:19Have fun.
21:20Go to parties.
21:25Come on.
21:33Full team.
21:33Full team.
21:34Full team.
21:34Okay.
21:34I'm coming.
21:35I'm coming right now.
21:37I think I see one.
21:40Cracked one.
21:40Cracked one.
21:41Nice.
21:41Got him.
21:41See you guys later.
21:45Damn.
21:47Are you kidding?
21:48No.
21:49Yeah.
21:49Fine.
21:49Just abandon the game completely, Jared.
21:51You work hot.
21:54Hey, hey, hey.
21:55Stop flirting with my sister.
21:57Shut up, Stephen.
21:58You shut up.
22:00You look good, though.
22:02Are you driving with or are you meeting us there?
22:04I'm not going to the book party.
22:07I'm going to the drive-in.
22:08You too.
22:10Hey, dude, dude, focus.
22:12Come on.
22:14Okay.
22:15Bye.
22:19Let me catch up.
22:20Hi.
22:36Hi.
22:36Hi.
22:37You look less wistful.
22:38I feel less wistful.
22:40What movie are we seeing?
22:44It's some old movie called Sabrina.
22:48Audrey Hepburn, Two Brothers.
22:49That Sabrina?
22:50I think so.
22:51Yeah?
22:51I love that movie.
22:52It got really great reviews.
22:53Oh, cool.
22:54I'm sure it is.
22:56It's really good.
22:56Good.
23:01And as had been traditional on Long Island for the past 30 years, the Larabees were giving
23:07a party.
23:08It never rained on the night of the Larabee party.
23:13The Larabees wouldn't have stood for it.
23:15There were four Larabees in all.
23:18Father, mother, and two sons.
23:21Maude and Oliver Larabee were married in 1906, and among their many wedding presents was
23:29a townhouse in New York, and this estate for weekends.
23:32Are you sure you don't want something to drink?
23:34Yeah, I'm okay.
23:35Thanks.
23:36Yeah.
23:39Linus Larabee, the elder son, graduated from Yale, where his classmates voted him the man
23:46most likely believes his alma mater of $50 million.
23:51His brother, David, went through seven of the best East colleges for years of time, and
23:59through seven marriages for years of time, he is now a 66-year-old old man, and he has
24:08started doing the Middle East Spanish and bent, and he looks at me a decade.
24:14If you have been married in so long, you're intending to me a lion, I'm a bitch.
24:16I'm here to meet you.
24:17I'm Sam, you're intending to me a lion.
24:18The king has never been changed.
24:19I'm in my way, I'm still intending to me a lion.
24:26Don't drop it.
24:31You can do it with that, right?
24:57I really liked it.
25:00You read my book?
25:02Yeah?
25:03Yeah, I thought it was really interesting how you made Iris an unreliable narrator.
25:11In what way?
25:12Just how the story she was telling us about her marriage, I mean, so clearly wasn't the
25:17real story.
25:18I'm not sure that's entirely true, but okay.
25:22Great to meet you, Cleveland.
25:23Can't wait for the next one.
25:24Yeah.
25:25Me too.
25:26So, what is the next one?
25:28It's mainly about sailing.
25:30Yeah.
25:31Sort of modern epic.
25:33You sail?
25:35Are you surprised?
25:37Kind of.
25:39I thought you were like a Brooklyn hipster.
25:42Do people say hipster anymore?
25:45No.
25:46Yeah.
25:47But you're right.
25:48I don't sail.
25:49You know, I am trying to learn.
25:52You know, I like to write about things I know nothing about.
25:57To completely immerse myself in new worlds.
26:00And the problem is, I am completely lost at sea.
26:04You see that boy over there?
26:10Oh yeah, the one who's been punting Chardonnay all night.
26:13Yeah.
26:14Conrad.
26:15Come over here.
26:22Conrad, this is Cleveland.
26:26He's writing a book about sailing, but also knows nothing about sailing.
26:30Conrad's a great sailor.
26:32You won a regatta last year, right?
26:34Came in second, but...
26:36Oh.
26:37So, uh, did you teach?
26:40I could, uh, use some lessons.
26:43Did my mom put you up to this?
26:50What?
26:51Why?
26:52Typical.
27:02Oh man, a few words?
27:04Apparently.
27:05Apparently.
27:07Um...
27:08Here you go.
27:09Oh, thank you.
27:16Yo, this shit is so boring.
27:17Can we go somewhere?
27:18Yeah, where?
27:20We could go into town.
27:22I don't know, buy some weed from that guy with the Rainbow Dash tattoo?
27:25Nah, he got arrested last summer.
27:27Oh shit, really?
27:28Yeah.
27:31You know, we could go to the drive-in.
27:34Dude, gross.
27:35No, I don't want to watch Belly hooking up with some kid in the backseat of a minivan.
27:42Yo, actually?
27:46Let's go to the drive-in.
27:48Wait, like...
27:49Like really?
27:50Yeah.
27:52Why not?
27:53Yeah.
27:54Yeah.
27:55All right, bro.
27:56Good driving.
27:57Oh, yes!
27:58Get up!
27:59Come on!
28:00Can I ask you a question?
28:01Yeah.
28:02Why marine biology?
28:03Well, why not?
28:05I feel like it was a phase that everyone goes through when they're little.
28:06But you stuck with it.
28:07Yeah.
28:08There's a jellyfish with Benjamin Buns disease.
28:09What?
28:10Yeah.
28:11There's a jellyfish with Benjamin Buns disease.
28:13What?
28:14Yeah.
28:15Scientists think it's immortal.
28:16Nobody knows why, though.
28:17No, no.
28:18No.
28:19No.
28:20No.
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28:22No.
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28:47No.
28:48No.
28:49No.
28:51No.
28:52No, no.
28:53No.
28:54I don't know either.
28:55Nobody does.
28:59No.
29:01No.
29:02No.
29:03No.
29:04No.
29:05No.
29:06No.
29:07Why?
29:08And people don't see themselves.
29:09And people don't know, you know, what's at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, either.
29:16So many inexplicable things about the ocean.
29:21I want to be able to explain them.
29:23Totally.
29:24Sure.
29:27Why are you looking at me that way?
29:29All night long I've had the most terrible impulse to do something.
29:33Never resist an impulse, Sabrina.
29:35Especially if it's terrible.
29:37I'm going to do it.
29:39Before last night I'd only kissed boys during Spin the Bottle.
29:42Not in real life.
29:44Not because we both really want it.
29:48But the way I feel right now, this is what everyone talks about.
29:56Hey, could you grab me that drink, actually?
29:59Maybe like a cherry Coke or something?
30:01Yeah, no problem. Sounds good.
30:03Yeah, I'll be right back.
30:04Thanks.
30:04What the hell do you think you're doing?
30:14Oh, just catching the end of our favorite movie.
30:16You have no right.
30:17You have to go.
30:18Oh, Billy, relax.
30:19We're just joking around.
30:20Steven, if you don't leave, I swear to God, I will send to everyone in this car your Dramine-y fanfic.
30:29You wouldn't.
30:30Oh, he spent an entire chapter talking about Draco's wand.
30:34Oh, bros.
30:34Oh, my God, yeah, yeah.
30:36Don't be embarrassed, man.
30:37Draco's home.
30:38Drop it.
30:39Hey, seriously?
30:41Please leave.
30:45All right, let's go, guys.
30:47What?
30:47Steven, drive the car.
30:49You were the one who wanted to come, Conrad.
30:51How's it all?
31:14Cherry Coke.
31:15Thank you so much.
31:16How is it?
31:22It's good.
31:32What are you up to, hon?
31:34Uh, yeah, yeah, just video games.
31:39Don't stay up too late.
31:40You've got work early in the morning tomorrow.
31:41All right, Mom.
31:42Promise.
31:46I had a really good time tonight.
32:15Did you also?
32:17Yeah, no, I had a really great time, yeah.
32:20I think I was just dehydrated before.
32:24Okay.
32:26Are you hydrated now?
32:29Yeah, very.
32:32I don't want this night to be over.
32:36Uh, can I, uh, would it be cool to you if...
32:41Yeah, yes.
32:42Can I?
32:42Yes, yeah.
32:57Oh, yeah.
32:58Good idea.
33:00I need those.
33:01I don't know.
33:01I have a dream about her.
33:04She rings my bell.
33:05I got you in class and have an hour.
33:09Oh, how she rocks in kids and two socks.
33:13But she doesn't know who I am.
33:18And she doesn't give a damn about me.
33:24Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
33:29Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
33:34Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, will you be?
33:40Steven, I, I know it's kind of lame, but I think we'd have fun together.
33:55Will you be my date to the dead ball?
33:58Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely.
34:08And he drives in the car, but he doesn't know who I am.
34:16And he doesn't give a damn about me.
34:21Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
34:26Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
34:31Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, will you be with me?
34:37Bye.
34:40Bye.
34:44How was your hot date?
34:54Excuse me?
34:54Okay, relax.
34:55We were just having a little fun.
34:58You guys are assholes.
34:59Belly, come on.
35:02Belly, come on.
35:05All I wanted was to go to a drive-in with a guy
35:07that I think is cute and sweet.
35:09And you guys had to come and ruin it.
35:12And us showing up for, like, two minutes ruined that, really?
35:17Grow up, Belly.
35:20Why couldn't you let me have this one thing?
35:24Huh?
35:25Admit it.
35:25You knew what you were doing.
35:28What?
35:29What was I doing?
35:31Reminding me that you existed.
35:33I don't know what you're talking about.
35:36You cared where I was, who I was with.
35:38No, I didn't.
35:41I don't care.
35:41Stop lying!
35:42Stop being such a baby!
35:43Oh, and you're such an adult!
35:46You spent your Saturday night crashing my first date for fun.
35:56Hi.
35:57Hi, forget it.
36:01Why don't you go smoke some more pot?
36:03Why don't you go look in the mirror some more?
36:09I wonder if this is the way all crushes die.
36:12With a whimper, slowly.
36:14And then, just like that, gone.
36:17And then, just like that, gone.
36:20What?
36:21What?
36:22What?
36:22What?
36:23Where was it?
36:24I wonder if it was a good friend.
36:25Nobody can fight.
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