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EastEnders 28th July 2025

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00:00Music
00:26Cat, boys, daddy's home. I'm hit.
00:30Music
00:35Hey!
00:36What the hell are you doing?
00:40What are you doing?
00:42No, hold on a second.
00:43Sneaking up on a half-naked lady doesn't aim for people like you.
00:46Just stop, stop. Where's Cat?
00:48Well, she ain't here, is she?
00:50So take your rose and your donkey and vamoose.
00:54No, Eli...
00:55I've got to...
01:00Right, right.
01:01One...
01:02One...
01:03Two...
01:04Two...
01:05Four...
01:06Three...
01:07For God's sake, you two, pack it in!
01:08Watch someone's eye out.
01:09I've forgotten what a barrel of laughs that dreaming was.
01:12Anyone seen my phone?
01:13No.
01:14Anything from Mo?
01:15I won't keep her locked up for all I care.
01:16Alright, you two, that's my phone, give it here.
01:18I could swing for her, lumbering me with all of this.
01:22Right, come on!
01:24You have one message.
01:26Yeah, it's me, I just want to say that I'm...
01:29I'm really sorry.
01:31You know, I'm...
01:33I've not been...
01:34Three...
01:35Two...
01:36One...
01:37No!
01:38Jane?
01:39Jane, you alright?
01:41Do I look alright?
01:43What's happened?
01:44It was him.
01:45It was him.
01:46Right, you two, put them down and get upstairs now.
01:48Look on the barrier.
01:49I can't look.
01:50Is it bad?
01:51Well, it ain't good, Jane.
01:52You've got a dart sticking out your arm.
01:54I think I feel a bit faint.
01:56No!
01:57Only needs a plaster on it.
02:00I need to go to A&E.
02:01Bit dramatic, innit?
02:02Well, a tetanus at least.
02:05Oh, I'll sort it out myself!
02:09Any chance of a coffee?
02:11Nan, you got nicked for shaking your lettuce in the middle of the square on our opening night.
02:15You can go swivel.
02:17Jane?
02:18Charming.
02:30Louie, if you want to go tonight, you've got to be ready in five minutes.
02:45Why aren't you on the stall?
02:48Late shift.
02:49Since when does Peter do shifts?
02:52You better not be messing him about, Oscar.
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:55You all right, mate?
02:57Ready to bust some more moves?
02:59We do choice of one.
03:01You, my friend, have got some taste.
03:05You two really did have some fun last night, eh?
03:08Is Mike coming round again tonight?
03:10Mike?
03:11Oscar's friend.
03:12Tell you what, why don't we go to the caf?
03:17Treat ourselves.
03:18Go on, go get your shoes on.
03:19Yes.
03:25Why was that psycho in my house?
03:27It's not as bad as it sounds, really.
03:30No, but it is bad, Oscar.
03:32He was here with Jimmy and Louie.
03:35And I thought I was the trauma queen.
03:37Don't go giving it the biggun to me, Oscar.
03:40Is that why you're not on the stall?
03:42Because you're scared to leave the house?
03:44Right, that's it.
03:45I'm calling Uncle Jack.
03:47Are you joking?
03:48We...
03:49I'm trying to sort this mess out for you.
03:51OK, let me speak to Jack, yeah?
03:53This is my mess.
03:54I'll deal with it.
03:55Well, make sure you do.
03:57And quickly.
03:59It's not Peter you're going to have to worry about.
04:01I'll kick you out myself.
04:10Avani!
04:11Hey!
04:12Why are you not answering my calls?
04:13I don't know.
04:14OK, well, have you thought any more about my proposal?
04:15You're making it sound like it's a business deal.
04:16OK.
04:17Sorry, poor choice of words.
04:18Erm, I'm serious though, Avani.
04:19I will look after this baby.
04:20Listen, if you end this pregnancy...
04:21There is no going back, do you understand?
04:22So please, just...
04:23Just...
04:24Don't make any rash decisions.
04:25OK?
04:26There you go.
04:27Oh, thank you.
04:28All right, kid?
04:29Yeah, I'm meeting Barney.
04:30Nice talk to you too.
04:31Is she OK?
04:32Of course not, she's a teenager.
04:33Figure it.
04:34I've got to get back to it.
04:35OK.
04:36OK.
04:37I've got to get back to that.
04:38OK.
04:39You've got to get back to that.
04:40OK.
04:41All right.
04:42Yeah, I mean Barney.
04:43I'm sorry.
04:44I've got to get back to that.
04:45OK.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:47I'm sorry.
04:48I'm sorry.
04:49I'm sorry.
04:50I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
04:51Stace, it's Alfie. Listen, what the hell is going on, OK? I've got Elaine in my flat,
05:01Cat's gone AWOL, I don't know where the keats are, and I'm going off my nuts, so can you
05:05call me back ASAP? Thank you.
05:07Uh, you ain't seen Cat at all, have you?
05:10No.
05:11OK, I'll tell you what, then. I'll have a coffee. Actually, I'll have a gallon.
05:16They run out of straw kangaroos?
05:18Ah, very good, Nicola. No, I just had a stopover in Spain, that's all.
05:22Oh, jet lag's a killer, ain't it?
05:23Cheap Spanish beer's even worse. I remember the first one, and after that...
05:26Err, gone.
05:28Drinking to forget?
05:30I'm struggling to remember. Listen, uh, you haven't seen Cat anywhere, have you?
05:34Harry, let me get you something, babe.
05:36No, thanks. I feel sick all of a sudden.
05:39Hello, Nicola? Cat?
05:41I'm not the horsey and I, Alfie.
05:42OK, I'll tell you.
05:45Stace!
05:46So, darling, where are ya?
05:49Come on.
05:51Oi!
05:52The fridge was empty after you left this morning.
05:54Now, if you're gonna live with us, you've got to contribute, mate.
05:57Aye, aye, Captain.
05:58The perils of shared accommodation, eh? There you go.
06:01When the money comes in from the pub, we'll be fine.
06:04Oh! Handsome, minted and single.
06:07You wanna be careful. Women will be queuing up for you.
06:10Some of them might want to take advantage.
06:13I think that's what he's hoping for.
06:15I'm going back to work now.
06:17Yeah.
06:22What are you saying?
06:23It's all done. How much longer is this gonna be for?
06:25I told you, just a few more days.
06:27You've got to keep your staff safe.
06:29I can't keep it at a flat. It's too risky.
06:31You sit in a sprint while you weren't there when you got nipped.
06:33You can't just try on your next job.
06:35Yeah, man, I'm on it.
06:36I've got something lined up later for today.
06:38Good.
06:40I'll be in touch.
06:56Oi!
06:57What?
06:58Get your head out of the clouds and do some work.
07:00I've had enough had to set this place up on my own.
07:02Yeah, er...
07:03Let me make up to you, yeah?
07:05Erm...
07:06Coffee on me?
07:07Yeah.
07:08Yeah, go on then.
07:09Go on then.
07:20This is getting embarrassing now.
07:22Accept it, guys. I'm just not that into you.
07:24Alright?
07:25Oh, we was just waiting for little Louie and John.
07:27Come home, won't we, Harrison?
07:28Why don't we take them to the pub?
07:30Got some ice cubes.
07:31Don't even say their names.
07:33Look, it's me you're on, alright?
07:35So let's just get this over with.
07:39Excuse me.
07:40Sorry.
07:41Sorry.
07:42Sorry.
07:43Sorry.
07:44Ah!
07:45There we go.
07:47Stacey, where are Kat and the boys?
07:52What happened in Spain?
07:53What do you mean?
07:54What happened in Spain?
07:55Oh mate, keep me around the donkey.
07:56Listen, when you bailed out on the money, right, I had no leverage to pay them geezers
08:00off.
08:01So she, she's still missing.
08:02Stacey, what happened, darling?
08:03I mean, how did Kat take it?
08:04Take what?
08:05Well, you said she knows.
08:06Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you.
08:07What are you doing back there?
08:08Alfie's for me, they're beautiful.
08:09Huh?
08:10Here, Trace, get the bubbles.
08:11We've got some celebrating to do.
08:12Have we?
08:13Yeah.
08:14Because while you was off on your jollies, me and Stace, we bought the Vic.
08:20What?
08:21Yeah.
08:22We put all our money together, didn't we, Stace?
08:23Welcome to your new home.
08:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:25No, no, no, no, no.
08:26No, I don't, I don't believe it.
08:27Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please?
08:29I'd like to propose a toast to Alfie Moon.
08:30Yay!
08:31Yay!
08:32You landlord of the Vic!
08:33Yay!
08:34You landlord of the Vic!
08:35Yay!
08:36Yay!
08:37Yay!
08:38Yay!
08:39Yay!
08:40Yay!
08:41Yay!
08:42Yay!
08:43Yay!
08:44Yay!
08:45Yay!
08:47Yay!
08:48Yay!
08:49Yay!
08:50Yay!
08:51Yay!
08:52Yay!
08:53Yay!
08:54Yay!
08:55The biggest liar in worldаем!
08:56Stop!
08:57Stop!
08:58Stop!
09:00Why'd you keep it from me, eh?
09:01Sinner.
09:02It's UNS!
09:03I'm sorry, Ron, I thought I was doing the right thing.
09:04The right thing?
09:05Lying about a cancer scare and then chasing after Hayley?
09:08What?
09:09I had to tell her, um, about Hayley and Cherry.
09:12Yeah, again we've seen about that.
09:15Say, Alfie, right, you can shove that donkey where the sun don't shine!
09:19I've got a pub to run.
09:21Oh!
09:22threatening little babies that's low you know what's lower the gross you want revenge
09:35i get it and yeah i deserve it but this is it mike you do this you leave my family alone
09:41deal one rule don't touch the face okay my granddad was a boxer must run the family oh yeah
09:53did you really think i got kiki was all it was gonna take i want to make sure you never open
10:04your mouth again mate go back inside it's nothing to see you i've got this jack
10:11michael smith right i've seen you file it's your sugar daddy oscar
10:17you threaten any of my family again i will not turn you up a chink do you understand me
10:23now disappear
10:25so the squealer's got a pig in the family eh all makes sense now
10:31well done you just made it worse oh you're welcome
10:43hey nana can you believe it hey darling the cat's only gone and brought us the pub back again
11:08it's good but you always said it was me and cat didn't you you always said it was written in the
11:14the stars where you know typical me i've gone and blown it again like i always do
11:20you can say that again
11:22i am so sorry cat why do i fall for it every time
11:30you said you were scared because your cancer was back who does that
11:34i know i know that was wrong with me oh do you think i should have known you were lying because
11:38your lips were moving
11:40i know i know
11:42and i hate myself for it all right
11:46all that lying behind your back and sneaking around but i just thought if you
11:50actually knew what i was doing then you'd be hurt by it
11:54and i was panicking because
11:56well the lies they start snowballing don't they and uh
12:01probably set me right if the cancer came back
12:05jerry's your daughter all right
12:08and if it was my zoe in trouble i'll be on the first plane i can't be mad at you for that
12:13it was nana's dying wish that we are both happy yeah and if finding cherry makes you happy
12:29from now on we tell each other everything yeah promise me
12:34because if you lie to me again you're gonna wish you were dead
12:38i promise
12:40and to my face no more leaving drunken voicemails
12:46what voicemail the one you left last night
12:52did you listen to it i started to
12:55until the twins started using gene as target practice
12:59right i better get downstairs um have a shower because you stink
13:05what have you done
13:20what have you done
13:23so hang on your nan wants to bring up your baby
13:26it's crazy right
13:28what's your dad gonna say
13:30oh god
13:32what's your dad gonna say
13:33i mean she reckons that she can like smooth it over
13:36no that is a hideous plan
13:38all right bonnie chill out
13:40sorry
13:42bonnie
13:44oh sorry
13:46sorry i've i've just remembered i've gotta go and have a baby
13:49oh a bath bath i said bath
13:51a nice hot bath
13:53you told him then
13:59how did you find me
14:01this place is the hub of teenage angst
14:03listen i just want to talk to you
14:06why do you even want to do this
14:09because this baby is a part of our family
14:12our family
14:13you know our house literally got raided last week
14:17is that the type of thing you want to be bringing a baby up around
14:20well no it's not ideal
14:23i just know that when ashneet had her termination it drove a wedge between us
14:27we never healed avani
14:30and i don't want the same happening to you and your mum
14:33she won't look at you in the same way ever again
14:36sorry are you trying to guilt trip me
14:39it's not like that
14:40have you even asked eve
14:42well she'll understand
14:43oh really
14:44yeah great
14:45let's go tell eve the happy news then shall we
14:48okay
14:49avani
14:50avani wait
14:51avani stop
14:54avani wait
14:55why
14:56eve be buzzing
14:57avani just let me speak to her first please
14:59no
15:00avani can you stop
15:02avani you're making a fool of us
15:05oh there she is
15:06hi guys
15:08hello
15:09hello
15:10oh look there's a baby
15:13so cute
15:14yeah really cute
15:16i'm not so cute at one in the morning
15:17four in the morning
15:18four in the morning
15:20i bet
15:21ame you ever thought about kids
15:23are you joking
15:24i can't even get myself dressed in the morning
15:27oh come on
15:28i would love a little auntie or uncle
15:30yeah i hate to break it to you kid but that ship has well and truly sailed
15:34yeah no i'm happy with our
15:37our blended family
15:38oh wow
15:39yeah
15:40well that's nice isn't it
15:41see ya
15:42it's weird
15:43it's you for real
15:44i know
15:45you should have come to me
15:54i was sorting it
15:55oh it looks like it
15:56i should have arrested them but how do you think that's gonna look to social
16:00do you want jimmy taking any care
16:02i don't come to that
16:03the social's already up in its visits because of the fight you had with ian last week
16:07look now he knows the police are only next door he'll back off
16:09alright
16:10mike won't last in sight he knows it
16:11oscar
16:12there you are
16:13i can't even trust you to get me a cup of coffee can i
16:15stall now
16:17i've only just got my family back on the jab
16:21just tell nora it's over
16:24please
16:32i can't believe you got so out of it you don't even remember leaving a voicemail
16:36i'm sorry what was that mother theresa
16:38listen i don't know we'll just let her hear her and put it out there
16:40are you insane
16:41if cat finds out we've lost zoe she'll kill us
16:44okay no i'll get it but i'll take it
16:46yeah you find the phone delete the voicemail before it's too late
16:50there you go darling
16:51here
16:52yeah
16:53jean it's very good
16:54thank you
17:00what can i get you
17:01a gin and tonic and vodka and tonic please
17:04what are you feeling now jim
17:06well i was a bit sore actually
17:09i'm fine
17:10i mean it was an accident just the boys being overexcited
17:13she should know better
17:16she should know better
17:17never turn your back on those twins
17:19i'll be rude
17:20it was an accident
17:22an accident
17:23have you never seen the shining
17:25the beautiful wife to be
17:28you lost on the horses didn't you
17:32you think i'm going to marry a man i don't know inside out
17:36yeah mama when i win i win big
17:38and baby you're gonna have the best wedding this side of trinidad i promise
17:42it's all
17:49it's all right
17:51hey cat
17:52come here a minute
17:53here what do you reckon why don't we have the donkey as the pub mascot
17:57yeah
17:58good day alfie
18:00yeah congrats on getting this place out
18:01oh thanks tonight
18:02you must be delighted alfie
18:04over the moon
18:05yeah go on
18:06what do you do
18:07oh i just
18:08do you look at my voicemail
18:09i left a silly
18:10junken message last night
18:12i was going to delete it that's all
18:13no i'll do it
18:14i was going to get some exes
18:15oh alfie
18:17come on paddy
18:18and one for yourself
18:19oh thank you
18:20stace
18:21stace
18:22please
18:25cat
18:26what now
18:27mum looks a bit faint
18:28i think you better come in
18:29oh she's milking it stace
18:30it was just a little prick
18:31i'll be in in a minute
18:35oh you scrote
18:39i don't believe this
18:44disappointed
18:46has he told you everything
18:49don't we put a call out on mike
18:51i'm gonna keep a close eye
18:53well it don't mean he won't come back
18:55look
18:56he's out on bail
18:57i have one more thing and he's in trouble
18:59he goes inside so
19:00he's had a warning
19:04everything okay
19:06you know
19:07you should count yourself lucky
19:09that peter doesn't know
19:10he doesn't need an excuse to kick you out
19:12this is your last chance was that
19:15thank you uncle jack
19:21you came through for me
19:24cheers
19:26don't make me regret
19:27i don't know why but i just have this irrational fear of your family
19:40well i think it probably comes from being dangled off a bridge by your dad
19:55yeah
19:57probably
19:58avani
19:59and that's my cue
20:00good luck
20:01thanks
20:03he's been calling you
20:04and i've been ignoring you
20:05this is ridiculous avani just talk to me
20:07there's nothing to talk about
20:08right listen
20:09listen
20:10i know it's not going to be easy
20:12alright
20:13but if it means this baby has a chance
20:14well it's worth it isn't it
20:16yeah you're right
20:17it is worth it
20:18but you only want this baby to make up for losing all your own children
20:23that's not true
20:24it is
20:25you're not thinking about what's best for me
20:27you're only thinking about yourself
20:29and you're not used to hearing no for an answer
20:31avani
20:32it's
20:33but it is a no okay i'm not doing it i can't
20:37i've made an appointment for the clinic tomorrow
20:40i'm gonna have an abortion
20:42you can do it
20:48i can't believe how close it looks
20:50don't be bad it
20:51it's got years on me
20:52i know that
20:54right fc fan cancelled
20:56i wish i'd got my hands on him
20:57hey
20:58well don't worry about it i'm gonna buy you a new one tomorrow okay
21:00all bells and whistles all right
21:03you're looking better jane
21:04i'm fine
21:05i don't know why everyone's making such a song and dance without it
21:07you were lucky
21:08i had one in my eris once
21:10mind you you're healed quick enough
21:12that's handy
21:13seeing as you do most of your talking out of it
21:16right ladies and gentlemen can i have your attention please
21:19what are you doing
21:20don't you worry about a thing darling
21:21now i know i've been described as the biggest donut on the planet by my lovely wife
21:28come on here
21:29actually a lot worse over the years but
21:31you know after everything that i've thrown her
21:34i can't believe i've come home to find that she has bought me a boozer
21:39that's a lot of thanks to er
21:44stacy and of course er to martin yeah to martin
21:48to martin
21:49cheers ma
21:50now a lot of you you knew my nana moon yeah
21:54yeah yeah well
21:55before she departed she always says you make sure you keep that kathleen by your side
22:01because she will make you the happiest and luckiest man on this planet
22:08you know what you the boys and the vic she was right you made me the happiest and luckiest man in the world
22:20because of you
22:22okay
22:23because of you
22:24okay
22:25so everybody wants to raise your glasses
22:27make some noise
22:29to the next chapter
22:31oh
22:32the queen
22:36he's right about one thing
22:37what's that
22:38you are a donut
22:39okay okay
22:40who's your first starter
22:41a fresh starter
22:42all right
22:43all right
22:44my contribution
22:53can't have you going hungry can't we
22:56are you okay
22:57why wouldn't i be
22:59happy
23:00i can handle it man
23:03i take it these belong to you right
23:10why do you think that's okay
23:13hey
23:14dump your junk in every available space
23:16and i'm fine with you being here but
23:18it's got to be more considerate
23:20yeah no
23:21of course
23:22sorry
23:23i brought food
23:24good for him
23:26thanks
23:28don't worry
23:35no no no no it's fine i'll sort it coach
23:37cheers
23:38i'll complete the strap by the way
23:39okay
23:58what the hell are you doing
24:04you ever said leave the stuff here
24:06no way keeping the boss happy
24:08no way you feel nuts
24:10okay
24:12i'll just let him know you said no then
24:14i can't wait
24:19yeah
24:20yeah
24:23good man
24:25hey
24:26make sure you don't lose it this time you know
24:41hey
24:42we think you're right mate
24:43we should have a regular sing along night in here
24:45how
24:46you can do your harry belafonte
24:48hey
24:49the last time he shook his aging body like harry belafonte he put his back out
24:53hey
24:54i've still got the moves you know
24:56ever
24:57carol
25:02look at him he's in his element
25:04you know you should diversify
25:06oh you can set up another one here
25:07oh you call it stacy's bigger baps
25:09hey
25:10no i'm all right with me normal baps on the market thanks
25:12oh
25:13it don't seem like celebrating though does it
25:15what are you talking about we deserve this
25:17look i'd never forgive myself if any of it happened to cherry right
25:20so we're gonna find a way to get the money to em
25:23yeah
25:28you know i can't do this stace i'm lying to her again
25:30Murphy
25:32it's over
25:33hello mate what can i get you
25:34what can i get you
26:38What are you doing?
26:39What's that?
26:40I thought you were bugger.
26:41You've got a knife in your bedroom.
26:42Why is there a knife in your room?
26:43No, I'm done.
26:44I'm not having no one in the boys put in danger.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:46No way, mate.
26:47No way.
26:48You've had your last chance.
26:49Get out of my house.
26:50Now.
26:51I'm sorry.
26:52No way, mate.
26:53No way.
26:54Give it your last chance.
26:55Get out of my house.
26:56Now.
26:57You've got a knife in your room.
26:58You've got a knife in your room.
26:59You've got a knife in your room.
27:00You've got a knife in your room.
27:01You've got a knife in your room.
27:02You've got a knife in your room.
27:03You've got a knife in your room.
27:04You've got a knife in your room.
27:05You've got a knife in your room.
27:06You've got a knife in your room.
27:07You've got a knife in your room.
27:08You've got a knife in your room.
27:09You've got a knife in your room.
27:10You've got a knife in your room.
27:11You've got a knife in your room.
27:12You've got a knife in your room.
27:13You've got a knife in your room.
27:14You've got a knife in your room.
27:15You've got a knife in your room.