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00:00Greetings, humans. Today, we officially declare war. Wait for us there.
00:07Wait, what? A declaration of war? You mean there's going to be a war?
00:12Oh no. I hate war.
00:16Ha ha ha! War, huh? You want to invade Earth? Bigfoot's here to save the day!
00:23Please like and leave a comment. Thank you.
00:26Now, let's start the video. Let's go!
00:30Ha ha! Zorp is back with me!
00:36Hello, everyone. Let's spend the next 20 minutes together.
00:40You all know how I am. I just can't stay in one place for too long.
00:45Bigfoot just got dumped, guys. It really hurts.
00:55Hey, buddy. Are you okay?
00:58Why are you lying here?
01:00I'll take him home and cook for him.
01:02Am I a kind Bigfoot or what?
01:08I'm taking him home to treat his wounds.
01:10If you think Bigfoot has a good heart, hit like and drop a comment.
01:15He probably can't eat solid food, so I'm making him some porridge.
01:18And I'll ask him why he came here.
01:21After I fed him, he finally woke up.
01:24Let's ask him a few questions, shall we?
01:27Hey, buddy. Can I ask, why are you here?
01:30I was heartbroken and stressed from work.
01:32I came to the forest to escape, but got lost.
01:36So, do you want to go home?
01:38I do, but I don't know the way.
01:40Bigfoot, can you show me the way?
01:44I'm taking him back to the cabin.
01:46The real adventure begins now.
01:49Ha ha.
01:49I can only bring you this far.
01:55You're on your own now.
01:56Don't tell anyone about me.
01:58I saw a Bigfoot and an alien filming a vlog together in the woods.
02:03Wow, guys, look at this.
02:07When did this cave get here?
02:10Let's check it out.
02:12Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
02:15What is this thing doing in the jungle?
02:18This is a monster!
02:20Ha ha ha!
02:20So, this is the weapon, huh?
02:22Let's test its firepower.
02:28This is way too powerful, guys.
02:31This thing is awesome.
02:32We can conquer new territory now.
02:35This is bad, guys.
02:37It looks like the little guy we saved might have betrayed us.
02:41This is the nature of humans.
02:43Save an animal and it's grateful.
02:45Save a human and you get betrayed.
02:51Maybe I'll live in the Arctic for a while.
02:53These humans are too cruel.
03:02Wow, as you can see, Bigfoot has been captured.
03:08What lies ahead for Bigfoot now?
03:11Let Bigfoot go, you stupid humans!
03:15Don't mess with the king!
03:29So Bigfoot got locked up, folks.
03:32Kindness only led to disappointment.
03:37I'm completely disappointed now.
03:39This is just too much.
03:50This is the most dangerous prison on the planet.
03:53And there's not a single good guy here.
03:57If you're here, it means you're a menace to society.
04:01A bad guy.
04:03Wait a minute.
04:04Bigfoot's locked up, too.
04:05That means the cops got the wrong guy.
04:08Bigfoot is a good guy.
04:09The bad guy.
04:10Looks like the cops watched my vlog.
04:13Now they've got me cooking for the inmates.
04:15Since everyone here is pretty bad, Bigfoot's adding a little something special.
04:23Laxatives.
04:24Ha ha.
04:25Eat up and enjoy the thrill, you filthy bastard.
04:29Get ready for the show, Yan.
04:34Three, two, one.
04:39Let me out!
04:40I'm innocent!
04:41If there's a debt, there's a debtor!
04:45So you're here, too?
04:47Got caught as well?
04:48I don't know.
04:49I entered your forest and got knocked out.
04:52Woke up in here.
04:53Sorry, my friend.
04:54I got you into this.
04:57It's okay.
04:58We're friends.
05:01Tonight, come to my cell.
05:03I've got an idea.
05:05Okay, I'll come up with an excuse to sneak over.
05:07These guys look kind of scary.
05:13Tattoos and all, huh?
05:16Tomorrow, they'll take me to the laundry room.
05:19You asked to come, too.
05:21There's a big trash bin.
05:22Crawl inside.
05:23They're going to push us out to the transport van next.
05:26Then we'll be outside.
05:29Stick to the plan!
05:30Okay, I'll follow your lead.
05:34Okay, so we made it past the guards.
05:36Now for phase two.
05:52Ha ha!
05:53We did it!
05:54Quick, into the forest!
06:00So, where should we go now?
06:03White Bigfoot, let's go to my house!
06:06We've arrived at your place, Thomas.
06:10That's right.
06:11Go warm up, buddy.
06:16Come in, buddy.
06:18I'll call the polar bear to hang out.
06:22Yo, bear.
06:23Come over.
06:24Bigfoot's at my place.
06:25Okay, I'm coming now.
06:26I'll bring a few fish.
06:27Let's party.
06:29Gotta dive in to catch fresh fish.
06:31It tastes better that way.
06:32Look what I just caught.
06:39Dinner is served.
06:43All right, guys.
06:44Crack open a beer.
06:45Okay, buddy.
06:47Nobody leaves unless we're drunk.
06:51Hey, is there any hot water to bathe around here?
06:53There's a hot spring, but it's pretty far from here.
06:56If you want to go, I'll come with you, buddy.
06:59Are there any big creatures out there?
07:01There are some pretty big snow werewolves around here.
07:03What are we afraid of?
07:05We're too strong for them.
07:06Ha ha!
07:07Woohoo!
07:08This is epic!
07:10Faster!
07:11Faster!
07:11Watch this!
07:23This is the place, right?
07:24Exactly.
07:25This is it.
07:26Ha ha!
07:27What are we waiting for?
07:29Let's get in.
07:31Soaking in hot water helps relieve stress, reduce swelling, and ease joint inflammation.
07:37Wow, we're finally home, guys!
07:53This feels amazing!
07:55Sometimes, the simplest things are enough to feel peace.
08:00Why chase the strange when you can enjoy what's here?
08:02Back to the familiar cabin, it feels so peaceful and relaxing.
08:10The wind sings over the emerald hill.
08:15The stream laughs in golden light.
08:19Alright, it's time.
08:20Let's get some rest.
08:21Greetings, Earthlings.
08:33We are the Stormtroopers.
08:35We come from the galaxy, and this planet will soon be ours.
08:40Oh my god!
08:42Why is my house on fire?
08:44Who did this?
08:46You bastard!
08:47Damn it, don't tell me this was humans again.
08:53They're cruel beyond belief.
08:56I really hate running into those Stormtroopers.
08:58They're way too stubborn.
09:02Greetings, humans.
09:04Today, we officially declare war.
09:06Wait for us there.
09:09Wait, what?
09:11A declaration of war?
09:13You mean there's going to be a war?
09:14Oh no, I hate war.
09:18Ha ha ha!
09:19War, huh?
09:20You want to invade Earth?
09:23Bigfoot's here to save the day.
09:26The hero of humanity is here, coming to save you from those Stormtroopers.
09:34Earthlings, are you ready for war?
09:37The Stormtrooper army is here.
09:41Command, this is Alpha Team.
09:43Advancing on target.
09:45Over!
09:49Enemy forces are directly ahead.
09:52Everyone stay alert.
09:53We cannot lose this battle.
09:56Yes, sir.
09:57Yes, sir.
09:58Unit 1 requesting back-up.
10:17Send reinforcements.
10:18Repeat, requesting immediate back-up.
10:20Unit 1 requesting back-up.
10:23Send reinforcements.
10:24Repeat, requesting immediate back-up.
10:26Unit 2 requesting back-up.
10:27Unit 2 requesting back-up.
10:28Unit 2 requesting back-up.
10:29Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:30Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:31Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:32Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:33Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:34Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:35Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:36Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:37Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:38Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:39Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:40Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:41Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:42Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:43Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:44Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:45Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:46Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:47Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:48Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:49Unit 3 requesting back-up.
10:50Whoa, this war is getting intense.
11:13The human army is weakening, and we gotta move fast.
11:20Hang on, I'm coming to get everyone home.
11:42Don't be afraid, I'm here, I'll get everyone home.
11:55Dear Lord, please let me save one more.
11:58Don't be afraid, I'll get you home.
12:07Move forward, sweep them clean.
12:13Command, this is the unit, we have one.
12:28You might be wondering why Zorp isn't coming along, right?
12:31Well, since Zorp is also an alien, there are some things he's concerned about.
12:36Normally, humans and I don't get along.
12:39But if someone comes from somewhere else, we'll stand united.
12:44Oh, I lost my beloved home.
12:49Maybe it's time to find a new place to hide.
12:52Listen up, everyone.
12:54The alien has already invited Lobo and Enzin to his planet.
12:59Right now, I'm feeling so lonely and missing my friends.
13:04I don't really know what to do.
13:07This loneliness, who can understand?
13:13No matter how sweet.
13:17If only we hadn't fallen in love that day.
13:23I'm gonna survey the forest area.
13:25No one will be allowed to invade this territory.
13:34I'm used to having someone to eat with.
13:36Mmm, now it's just me.
13:55What is this?
13:56Am I seeing things?
13:58Is that really a female Bigfoot back there?
14:01Watch Bigfoot show you how to flirt, everybody.
14:04Grab a pen and write this down quick.
14:09Hello, beautiful girl.
14:10Where did you come from?
14:11I'm from the mountain range, far over there.
14:14I got lost and hungry, so I followed the smell and came here.
14:17Have you eaten yet?
14:18If not, eat with me.
14:20Isn't that a bit embarrassing?
14:22I'm afraid.
14:23I'm not used to this.
14:27Do you have a husband or kids?
14:29No boyfriend yet, so no husband.
14:34With these beautiful mountains and scenery around us,
14:38would you like us to be together?
14:41If you want something, just say it straight.
14:44Girls only pretend to tend to be shy.
14:50It's getting late.
14:51Maybe we should sleep soon.
14:53If we stay up too late, we might not wake up tomorrow.
15:02Oh!
15:03Oh!
15:04Oh wow, this is...
15:06Turns out it was all just a dream.
15:23Last night's dream was wonderful, I will never forget it.
15:34It's a pity I woke up so early.
15:38Dreams feel so real.
15:40That means from now on, Bigfoot has grown up, has matured.
15:46Wow!
15:47A mushroom!
15:48Why does it look so strange?
15:49Let me check it out.
15:50I don't know what kind of mushroom this is, if it's edible or not.
15:59Let's eat first, decide later.
16:01Haha!
16:02Haha!
16:03This stuff is even stronger than the mushroom I used before.
16:16Haha!
16:17Wow!
16:18Why are there two squirrels like this?
16:22The earth must be spinning too fast.
16:23Oh no!
16:24I can't control my actions!
16:25Oh my god!
16:26That plant really got me way too high!
16:28Oh-
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh my god!
16:31That plant really got me way too high!
16:33Oh!
16:34Oh my god!
16:35Look at this deer!
16:36Isn't it adorable?
16:38Its fur is so soft and smooth.
16:42Oh my god!
16:43Look at this deer!
16:44Isn't it adorable?
16:47Its fur is so soft and smooth.
16:52Oh my god!
16:55its fur is so soft and smooth thank you for coming right when i needed someone to lean on
17:05come home with bigfoot i'll take care of you
17:15maybe i should have more friends to keep me company when i'm lonely
17:18friends the deer that was with me suddenly jumped into the fire now i've lost my friend again
17:29wow smells amazing venison will be added to my favorite dishes i won't let it go to waste
17:37nothing like good food and a cold beer in the wild
17:48this is great the beer is so good good night everyone
17:55hello good morning everyone it's bigfoot again today bigfoot is going fishing follow my footsteps
18:02let's go oh this is my boat we're going out to the middle of the river to fish hopefully we'll catch
18:11some fish this river is so big we must catch some fish we're going to use this fake bait to catch
18:32the big fish and avoid the small ones fishing requires patience no need to rush just take your time
18:46here it is fish alert we caught a big one guys this one's heavy here it is where do you think you're
18:56going come back here that's right only by working hard do you get to eat folks hard work brings rewards
19:10we're not greedy just one fish is enough now let's get back to shore
19:20stew's almost ready this is good
19:26oh my gosh this is super delicious everyone maybe i should rethink this delicious but it
19:53really upset my stomach oh oh my god can you believe it i just got a letter
20:06dear bigfoot we are humans and have a house in the forest we want to rent it from you to monitor
20:14and protect everything in the house i look forward to your response
20:18the payment will be a high quality cow i accept this mission a cow my favorite meal
20:36the deeper we go the gloomier it gets and even colder too
20:40is anyone inside come open the door for me it's bigfoot you didn't listen so i have to use my hands and feet
20:54this old camera needed a new sensor pretty standard fix next i'll recalibrate the night vision
21:08there's nothing here in this house
21:09what the heck is that is that a ghost looks awful you wait right there i'm coming down
21:29maybe something's coming to mess with me but bigfoot will handle it all
21:39there it is i'm gonna punch it won't miss a single hit watch this
21:54the demon must be brought into the sunlight to be burned away i'm gonna wipe them out tonight
22:24good morning i've cleaned everything up so the owner can feel safe living here
22:40here is the promised reward thank you old man i'll take it from here
22:45i'm gonna smoke this beef waiting for alien lobo and enzo
22:50this cow has many good qualities too lazy to walk you can just ride it fighting all night
23:03bigfoot wants to eat a lot to replenish energy
23:06i'm going into the forest to cut some branches for a smokehouse
23:28no need to take big branches this one is just right
23:36i'm starving hurry up and cook so we can eat making a pit to store dry wood so the fire can burn slowly
23:53and smoke will rise
24:05building a wooden frame on the pit's mouth for support
24:13and with that we've completed the first step
24:17so step two plus step two is done just one more step to make it perfect
24:40wow it smells amazing waiting for them to come back we'll have some delicious food
24:44the beef leg is cooked through the meat is tender delicious and not gamey
24:54that's alien lobo and enzo they're back
25:02i guess you all haven't eaten yet and are hungry right i'll cook for everyone
25:12you have to heat the oil first before cooking that's how you get the aroma and flavor pay attention
25:34you've got to add some herbs eating too much protein isn't good
25:42you've got to add some herbs
25:43you've got to add some herbs
25:49everyone eat up before it gets cold
25:53come join our team for the meal
25:57so delicious
26:01a real man can carry everything on his shoulders
26:04guess what i have information about the traitor
26:17let's go to his house shall we
26:21let's go and punch him to release the anger
26:24that's definitely him no doubt let's wait and see if there's anyone else inside
26:45there's a woman oh no i can't do anything now she's pregnant
26:49i want to punch him but i fear his wife will lose her husband so i'm holding back my feelings
27:00that's it for today's video thanks for watching goodbye and see you next time
27:05remember to like subscribe and leave comments
27:16see you all in the next video goodbye
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