Bigfoot Vlog teaching kevin howw to ride

Bigfoot VLOG - Meet my ALIEN friend ZORP

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00:00Today we're teaching Kevin how to run from the cops.

00:03Lil bro's driving like GTA just added Area 52.

00:06Bro's taking these turns like he's in a Hellcat.

00:09If the feds pull up, we don't know no Kevin.

00:10He's never even been here.

00:12Bro vanished like Diddy.

00:13Nah.

00:14Bro got a Ciroc sponsorship and a warrant.

00:16This isn't even street legal.

00:18Oh, he's so cooked.

00:19Tell me this don't pass TSA.

00:21His name's Rick Dinkleberg now.

00:22He's 78 and from Florida.

00:24Alright, Kevin.

00:25If the feds pull up, you let it rip.

00:26No questions.

00:27We just armed an intergalactic toddler.

00:29This is how wars start.

00:31He's treating that thing like a leaf blower.

00:33Nah, that's Second Amendment DLC.

00:36Alright, boys.

00:37Operation Blendin is a go.

00:38If he asks for Alps in a Slim Jim, just act natural.

00:41Bro looks like a SoundCloud rapper on House Arrest.

00:43He pulled up for snacks looking like a Twitch streamer on the run.

00:46If he grabs a Dorito Slim Jim, this might be a felony.

00:49Bro's trying to blend in and just picked up nine cans of Alps.

00:51Bro just looted a Speedway like it was a Warzone loadout drop.

00:55Drop a gas pump emoji if you like the vlog.

00:57What should we teach Kevin next?

00:59Bigfoot boys out.

01:00Peace.