00:00We are in court for the fucking bank robbery we did last night, and I thought we might have a chance, but Downsie sent his older brother as our fucking lawyer.
00:08We've been sentenced to 40 fucking years, and we're heading to a maximum security prison on a fucking island. There's no escaping this time.
00:16We're having dinner now, then we'll head back to our cells, where we'll look for a way out of this shithole.
00:21Once I'm out, I'm quitting drinking.
00:23This cell is pretty fucking bland, if you ask me.
00:26Two beds, a slide in the corner for Downsie, a shithole, and a sink.
00:29How the fuck do they expect us to escape?
00:32I just accidentally elbowed Downsie, and his head is fucking rock solid.
00:36So I think we can use him as a battering ram to hopefully break down the door.
00:39Turns out Downsie had a key and didn't think to tell me.
00:43But we're out anyways, headed down the corridor.
00:47Holy fucking shit!
00:49We are fucking free!
00:51The boat's just up ahead, nah!
00:53So let's get the fuck out of here!
00:55We're free! Tell him what you just said, Downsie!
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