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00:00Last night, me and Zorp caught a massive wild boar.
00:03We've decided to build a smokehouse today.
00:06Let's go!
00:07To smoke this meat right, we need special wood.
00:10But first, let's find a good spot to build the smoker.
00:13Ha ha!
00:15We need a clear space and some branches right here.
00:19If we want to eat, we've got to focus and get to work.
00:23If you want to eat, you've got to work.
00:26That's just the rule of life.
00:27Once this is done, we'll have smoked meat in no time.
00:32Awesome!
00:34Been working since morning, getting hungry, so I grilled some meat to fill my belly.
00:40I'm a genius, aren't I?
00:43Been working since morning, starting to get hungry, so I roasted some pork to fill this belly.
00:48Gotta say, I'm a genius.
00:50Alright, to get this done right, it's going to take all day.
00:54No rushing.
00:55Patience is the key to success.
00:58I saw this green bag of Takis on TikTok.
01:01Humans say it's super spicy, so I decided to try it for myself.
01:05Humans are so weak, they can't even handle spicy snacks.
01:09But Bigfoot?
01:10I'll show them what real courage looks like.
01:13Let's hope this is spicy enough to wake up my appetite.
01:21Not even that spicy.
01:23Humans are just too weak to handle real heat.
01:26Oh my god, it's horrible.
01:33My mouth is on fire.
01:35I can't feel my tongue, it's so spicy.
01:39Maybe I underestimated how spicy those Takis were.
01:43I swear, I'm never eating Takis again.
01:49That stuff's been wrecking me since the afternoon, duh.
01:52I've escaped the Takis, now it's time for the next one.
01:56Chinsu with grilled chicken.
01:59Whew!
02:00I learned my lesson last time.
02:03This time, I brought a bottle of milk to protect my throat.
02:07Wow, that's actually pretty good.
02:09Not bad at all.
02:13Hmm, pretty good.
02:15Damn it, I got tricked again.
02:17I'm giving this one star.
02:23Oh god, whose insane idea was this?
02:26Damn it, it's S.O. spicy!
02:29Oh, it's not so bad after all.
02:43Maybe humans are just too weak.
02:47Oh, damn it, my butt feels like it's on fire.
02:54I think from now on, I'm done with spicy food.
02:57It's tearing me up.
03:00Good night, you weirdos.
03:05I'm never eating spicy food again.
03:08That stuff wrecked me.
03:11Ha ha, it's been a long time since I felt that high feeling.
03:15Let's relive it today.
03:17Let's see.
03:21Yeah, this is definitely the feeling.
03:26Oh, my.
03:36Oh, this is too much.
03:40after the high comes the crushing pain my whole body hurts we're heading deeper into the forest
03:53now oh let's see if we can spot any endangered species listed in the red book
03:58wow look what we've found guys it's a giant tortoise
04:03didn't this species go extinct
04:09how is there one here now so strange we'd better not mess with that thing unless you want to get
04:18locked up and lose your freedom we're not gonna hurt it but riding it totally fine
04:26it's gonna take us for a little ride off to find a new kind of fun
04:34it brought us home look at all that lettuce perfect with grilled meat
04:43should we eat the turtle i let him go back to nature
04:48you see i'm a kind and merciful guy
04:52been a long day
04:57time to rest and recharge
05:01just fell asleep and the roosters are already at it exhausting
05:18summer nights pass before you blink and autumn days fade before you smile
05:27hey
05:28zorp wants to see snow and take a hot spring bath in the arctic so i've decided to take them there
05:35let's go
05:36last time i was out here i saw a helicopter wreck in the woods
05:41let's see if it's still there
05:44there it is good thing it's still here we can leave now
05:50there it is good thing it's still here we can go now
05:57oh no i think a bird hit the rotor this chopper's going down
06:12what a crazy experience good thing i packed a parachute it saved my life
06:24oh crap it's freezing out here i'm gonna freeze to death
06:29the map says it's this way just a little further to go
06:35let's keep going
06:37there it is finally made it
06:42time for a soak zorp
06:46this is pure bliss
06:50nothing beats hot water on a snowy day
06:53absolutely perfect
06:55these are moose tracks let's follow them and see where it went
06:59tonight's dinner might just be moose
07:02there it is we have to wait for the right moment
07:12let it drop its guard
07:14one clean axe strike and it's over
07:16that's dinner for tonight and with this cold no need to worry about the meat spoiling
07:30let's find a place to cook dinner
07:31can't build a fire out here it's all snow
07:35it's cold
07:38but good food makes it bearable
07:41now if i had an ice cold beer life would be perfect
07:45let's head back taking the water route this time
08:04it'll be quicker than walking
08:05goodbye frozen arctic cold to the bone just like you were cold to me
08:14it really hurts
08:16it's getting colder and the river is starting to freeze over
08:19we need to find shelter soon
08:22finally made it back to land
08:25took me three months to get here
08:27time to head back to the forest
08:29i wonder how those birds are doing
08:31finally the king of the forest has returned
08:36let all creatures come out and greet me
08:39spring is here and butterflies are flying free
08:44but i'm still single no love for me
08:48what's this must be some kind of human gadget
08:54wow this thing's actually pretty good smooth and cool on the throat
09:01oh damn this feels like some kind of hallucination mushroom
09:10oh no
09:13i can't take this anymore
09:16this little thing is incredible
09:22i have to take it home
09:24these mushrooms are perfect
09:28i'm gonna harvest them and sell for some cash
09:31but need to buy food
09:32i'm gonna cook these with my smoked pork
09:35this is king bigfoot's favorite dish
09:37you guys ever imagine a meal this good
09:50you haven't tasted it
09:52that's a shame
09:54smells amazing
10:05this looks so good
10:10too delicious
10:12come on y'all join us for this meal
10:14these birds are rude man
10:21eat and poop in the same spot
10:22just like people
10:23lucky for them they're cute
10:25or they'd be dinner
10:26earlier on the other bank
10:28i saw some humans camping
10:30they left these beers behind
10:31well i took them when they weren't out in their tent
10:34honestly i've always wanted to approach humans
10:37but communication is tough
10:39things get tense fast
10:40now i just punch first and talk later
10:43sometimes you just gotta get out here
10:45you know
10:45get away from it all
10:47find some peace
10:49you gotta keep pushing
10:51like the old saying goes
10:53nobody stays rich for three generations
10:55and no family stays poor forever
10:57you'll make it
10:58good evening
10:59authorities have confirmed
11:00that a person went missing
11:01behind the mountain last night
11:03suspicion points toward bigfoot involvement
11:05federal authorities have decided
11:07to deploy 50 elite soldiers
11:09in a special operation
11:11to locate and rescue
11:12what the heck
11:14what did i even do to get blamed for this
11:16did you morons even check the facts
11:19what the heck are those idiots thinking
11:27these bastards sent even more soldiers
11:31we've got to get deep into the jungle
11:33fast
11:33sweep the forest
11:45don't let bigfoot escape
11:46five of you search the house
11:48move
11:49we are now present at the edge of the mysterious forest
11:55the search mission officially begins
11:57stay with us
11:58what did i even do to these idiots
12:09for them to send a whole squad after me
12:11that missing guy
12:20he better hope the king bigfoot doesn't find him
12:23or he'll be the next to disappear for real
12:25oh god
12:29that chopper's chasing me
12:32if this keeps up
12:37i'm gonna get captured
12:38what do i do now
12:40captain
12:45we've located the man
12:46he's at the northern edge of the forest
12:48sir
12:49why were you missing
12:50was it bigfoot
12:52nah i just got drunk and wandered off
12:56tell the truth don't be afraid we came with modern weapons you're safe
12:59i just got heartbroken drank a little and wandered into the forest
13:03then got lost that's all
13:04i'm going into this coffin to survive this madness
13:07king bigfoot won't forget this you fools
13:12i can't believe how intense this sweep is
13:17should i risk it and fight back
13:19life's like this
13:21sometimes you get blamed for things you never did
13:24justice only comes when you have money
13:26so work hard
13:27make that money
13:28they've all gone back
13:29their weapons were terrifying
13:31i'm gonna wash up now
13:33you idiots
13:37now you finally get it huh
13:39go back where you came from
13:41and give bigfoot his peaceful life back
13:43been running around all morning
13:46time to find something to eat
13:47i guess you guys already know what this is
13:53came out of a chicken's butt they say
13:55supposed to be real nutritious
13:57this one's lunch today
13:59remember only take half
14:00if their parents come back and find the nest empty
14:03they'll be sad
14:03don't be greedy
14:04we can come back next time
14:06when you can still eat
14:08you better eat
14:10when choosing a fishing rod
14:15just pick one that's small
14:17and just the right length
14:19that's all
14:19next we're going to collect the thin but strong vines to use as rope
14:25got to strip this down to get the strength and flexibility we need
14:34now just combine these two things together like this guys
14:38time to see what we caught
14:48i got one
14:56got another one
14:58another good haul little buddy
15:07home before dark
15:10dinner will be ready in a few minutes
15:15i bet you're feeling hungry just watching this
15:19wow
15:22so tasty folks
15:25don't drool it's not cool
15:27you want some get in the kitchen
15:29good food without beer just isn't the same
15:32looks like i'm getting tipsy again tonight
15:35let's enjoy now and worry later
15:37today we're going to get some fresh cow's milk
15:39haven't had anything nutritious in days
15:42let's go
15:44someone asked me
15:46bigfoot drinks milk
15:48well i've been drinking cow milk since i was little
15:50a man saved me when i was just a baby
15:53we've arrived
15:54this is the top quality dairy farm
15:57fresh warm milk straight from the source
16:00what the heck is this
16:03a mushroom growing out of cow poop
16:05that's weird bo
16:07wonder if it tastes good
16:09let's take this one home and cook it up see if it tastes good
16:12to be honest with you
16:13bigfoot is the king of poison
16:15untouchable
16:17hey there my lovely friend
16:19mind if i take a little milk to boost my vitamins
16:21don't worry it'll be quick
16:24this milk was totally free guys
16:28the farm closed up right as i got there so boom free milk
16:32they sure know how to give gifts without expecting anything back
16:36i called them they didn't answer
16:38so i threw a rock and broke their window
16:40this mushroom
16:42the bigfoot king ate tons of these and never felt fear
16:45you don't believe me watch this
16:47see everyone
16:50i'm totally fine
16:52nothing weird at all
16:53bigfoot is invincible
16:55oh no something's wrong
17:02my stomach hurts so bad
17:04oh lord my butt it's gone off like 20 times already
17:09yeah
17:14i don't think i'll ever mess with rainbow colored mushrooms again
17:19yeah i think i'm doing my hobbies now are just bird watching
17:24eating
17:25and filming my little survival vlogs
17:28me and zorp we've been too lonely for too long
17:31maybe it's time we find more friends
17:34make life a little brighter
17:36this will be the one who wakes us up every morning
17:38i'm naming him maria
17:40i think he'll make a great friend of ours
17:46life is all about struggle anyway
17:50maria the chicken betrayed us to chase hens
17:55so i decided to help him in my own way
17:57i'm walking around this area to check if anyone's been littering
18:03if they have i'll deal with them
18:06this is my beer belly buddy say hi to the viewers
18:10hello everyone
18:12don't forget to like comment and subscribe
18:14hey you up for a fish catching challenge today mr beer belly
18:20all right this time i'm winning
18:22see this everyone
18:33a big fish this time i'm the winner for sure
18:38this thing it'll make me win
18:42get ready for something crazy folks
18:52let the bear show you how it's done
18:55bigfoot look at this i got three big ones
19:02now it's my turn watch this
19:06you always do this
19:12you bring them here and i have to deal with the mess
19:15should we stew it or roast it bigfoot
19:19i say both roast it and cook it with that mushroom recipe from my place
19:22best combo ever
19:24hello uncle five
19:40yeah send me two crates of beer
19:43i just ordered two crates of beer
19:47tonight we don't go home sober
19:49and if we do get drunk
19:51we're still not going home
19:53eat up my friend
19:55drink up my friend
19:56of course buddy
19:58beer is my thing
20:00too drunk buddy
20:02let's just sleep here tonight
20:06my beer bear buddy ran off in the middle of the night
20:12said he couldn't sleep
20:14typical
20:15today i'm taking on the challenge of crossing this forest
20:20from west to east
20:22stick with me let's see what creatures we run into
20:25unbelievable
20:27what kind of birds are those
20:29so beautiful and enchanting
20:32hello there red panda friends
20:36oh wow you look so
20:37delicious
20:39i mean adorable
20:41don't let their cuteness fool you
20:43those two are hotter tempered than i am
20:46this forest is pretty dense
20:52it'll be tough to hunt here
20:54but easier to hide
20:55i forgot to bring food
20:58guess the hunt starts sooner than expected
21:01before i even get tired
21:03i know a bird species that comes running
21:07just from a sound
21:08all right folks that's the end of today's video
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21:17thank you so much for all your support
21:19see you next time
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