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Resident Alien Season 4 Episode 8
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00:00Previously on Resident Evil
00:03Welcome again to my podcast where I will discuss the search for Peter Boggs' son, Robert.
00:13Good work, deputy. It's alien stuff. It's all connected.
00:17The mantid might still be alive.
00:19You can't kill me, but I can kill you.
00:22And how's the lady wrong?
00:23He started to kick like a little fancy dancer.
00:26I decided to stop drinking, and I found an AA meeting, so...
00:30Now that the baby is safe, I want to tell Vinnegade the truth.
00:33You killed your own dad to save me.
00:35Don't make it weird.
00:36What the...
00:41Hey. Looks like I gotta pack up.
01:00What the...
01:00What the...
01:01What the...
01:02What the...
01:03What the...
01:05Something about 40's.
01:06What the...
01:07What...
01:23Are you comfortable in there?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:38Sorry, Jules.
01:39You can't come with me.
01:41But you've been such a good host.
01:53Humans do not like change.
02:11They find comfort in their lives staying the same.
02:14I think for humans, seeing your son hugging an alien does not count as comfort.
02:18Could you please cover up the dead alien statue father thing?
02:25It's making me want to barf.
02:27Do not disrespect my dead father, who I just murdered.
02:38Thank you for turning back into a human.
02:42That was a lot.
02:44It was easy.
02:45It was like putting on a coat.
02:46One with broad shoulders, great hair, and nipples like Spanish doubloons.
02:53Well, thanks for ruining history and nipples for us.
02:57So now you know I am an alien, and we are not too different.
03:02Now get out.
03:04I need to break up my father into pieces, turn him into a rock garden by the lake.
03:08Not so fast.
03:09We still have a few questions.
03:12So you really went to space?
03:13Was it neat?
03:14Did you learn anything?
03:15It seems like a question you could ask on the way home.
03:17And why are you asking him?
03:19Like, he just went on some school trip.
03:20He left the planet.
03:22I was only up there for like 10 minutes.
03:24And then when I got back, I grew a beard because I touched one of Harry's balls.
03:28I knew it!
03:31Metal spheres.
03:32Alien technology from my planet to assist me if I got lost.
03:36And did you say I knew it?
03:38You think I'm scrotuming your son?
03:40I'm no freak.
03:42I like birds.
03:42What the hell is that thing?
03:49This isn't my son!
03:50I don't call your son a thing.
03:52He calls me a shaved squirrel, pinky, mouse baby, maxi pad.
04:01No more screen time!
04:04What the hell is happening?
04:05There's, uh, there's little aliens?
04:07Mm-hmm.
04:08Yes.
04:08Praying mantis aliens?
04:10Why not?
04:10On Earth?
04:11How could you keep this all a secret?
04:13Yeah.
04:13Buddy, you didn't think to tell us that the town doctor is an alien?
04:17You know, he prescribes Adderall.
04:18But sometimes won't.
04:20I did tell you.
04:22You told me I was broken and wanted to send me to a school in Georgia for special kids.
04:28Hey.
04:31It was a nice school.
04:32Mm-hmm.
04:33You know, they, they, they, they had horses?
04:37They did.
04:38Does anybody want coffee?
04:41Inglebutt?
04:42Oh, I'd call him that, too.
04:45Ha!
04:46Lena, it's me.
04:47I was right about Jules being an alien, okay?
04:50So could you just give me a call when you get this message and just know I'm pretty sure
04:53Cletus is farting because he misses you, okay?
04:57Did you get a hold of her?
04:59She thinks I'm crazy.
05:00I mean, you know, I sit in the car for hours stalking a woman.
05:03She goes out for a cigarette.
05:04I put a bullet through her and I'm the crazy one?
05:06Huh.
05:07I'm still trying to process that I had drinks with a mantid and she stuck me with the bill.
05:11What a B-I-T-C-H.
05:13You know what?
05:14She's a murderer.
05:15I'll just say bitch.
05:16Did you, uh, you send a car over to Lena's?
05:21Yeah.
05:22They're keeping an eye on her.
05:23They also searched Jules' house, found nothing.
05:26She's gone.
05:27We gotta put a stop to this thing.
05:28Old mining day starts the day after tomorrow and sounds like this mantid's landing on
05:32turning it into an all-you-can-eat buffet with me as a side dish.
05:35I'm not some damn floppy broccolini.
05:37Hell, I'm a fully loaded baked potato with extra bacon.
05:41Damn, now I'm hungry for something as delicious as myself.
05:44So you lied when you said that Harry wasn't an alien.
05:47He wasn't an alien then?
05:49My life has been a rollercoaster.
05:51Hi.
05:52We need to talk.
05:54Why do humans have so many knock-knock jokes if they never knock-knock?
05:57We saw your car outside.
05:59You guys just hanging out?
06:00That's us.
06:01We're the, uh, family who hangs out with the town doctor who, uh, happens to be an alien.
06:06Remember your therapy.
06:07Go to your happy place.
06:08What?
06:09They saw Max hugging me in my alien form after I killed my father.
06:14His corpse is under that blanket.
06:17I got my alien energy back after the tube fell out of his crotch and it broke.
06:23Big day.
06:24Normally that would be a lot to take in, but it's disturbing how not disturbing all that sounds.
06:29Hmm.
06:30Well, you know what's really disturbing?
06:31Is the fact that this whole time the two of you have known about our baby and you didn't tell us.
06:35That's why we're here.
06:36We decided to finally tell you guys everything.
06:38We just came to tell Harry first, but you're already here and he told you.
06:42So, two birds, one stone.
06:44You really expect me to believe that?
06:45Keeping this a secret from you, Kate, has been torture for me.
06:49Oh, I'm sorry.
06:50I'm sorry that lying to us about our baby has been so tough for you.
06:53What, what can I do to ease your pain?
06:54Hey, hey, hey, look.
06:55I know this is all really upsetting, but Darcy's been through a lot lately.
06:59It's okay.
07:00It's all right.
07:01I'm sober now.
07:02You're sober?
07:03Well, that's great.
07:04Yeah, thanks.
07:05I've been going to AA, so.
07:06Oh, I, sorry.
07:08I just thought you meant you were sober right now.
07:10So you assume I'm always drunk?
07:12Your coffee mug says wine time.
07:14That was a gift from you.
07:16Oh, yeah.
07:16Why would I leave patients to see the world when I have all the excitement I need right here?
07:20I know you're mad, but we were just trying to protect Daisy.
07:24You named our baby?
07:25You were planning on leaving patients without telling me?
07:28What?
07:28Oh, no.
07:29It's just something my dad brought up.
07:31Look, Ben, Kate, I'm sorry, okay?
07:33I swear we were going to tell you guys, but it wasn't safe.
07:36The Greys were watching you, okay?
07:37And Harry said...
07:38Yes, of course.
07:39Harry, who apparently is an alien, making decisions like he knows what's best for our family.
07:44Well, guess what?
07:45He doesn't.
07:46Harry is the one who convinced the Greys to leave your baby alone.
07:48He literally put himself up as collateral.
07:51And he killed his own father to save me.
07:52And I ruined a perfectly good fireplace, Polka Dilligan.
07:56Well, despite your many sacrifices, I would really appreciate it if you would leave my family alone from now on.
08:01You were in my house.
08:02I mean it, okay?
08:03Hey, why don't we call Sheriff Mike?
08:05We'll see what he thinks about him.
08:06You cannot tell anyone, especially Mike and Liv.
08:08Harry is trying to stop the mantid.
08:10The last thing he needs is Mike and Liv slowing him down.
08:12Sorry, no, I cannot lie to Mike.
08:14He always knows I won't be able to look him in the eye.
08:16I would poke your eyes out, but my fireplace poker is stuck in my dead father.
08:31Ben, hey, we need to talk.
08:39Ben, didn't you hear me?
08:41You said we need to talk.
08:42Last night, I came face to face with the mantid.
08:47I think it'd read minds and shapeshift.
08:49And guess who it shapeshifted into?
08:51Jules Gardner.
08:54I knew it.
08:55Yeah, I knew the second she stole my girlfriend, she was a monster.
08:58No, no, this isn't Jules.
08:59This is the mantid.
09:00The real Jules is probably dead.
09:02Yeah, well, we all make choices.
09:05What's going on with you, huh?
09:08Why do you keep looking away from him?
09:09Uh, don't know what you're talking about.
09:13Nothing's going on.
09:14Okay, so if nothing's wrong, then why can't you look me in my eyes and say that?
09:18I don't want to take advantage of the power dynamic.
09:21Well, there can't be any power dynamics when there's no dynamics.
09:25It's just power, and it belongs to me.
09:27I radiate power.
09:28You're just a figurehead.
09:30Wrong.
09:30You know, I approve budgets, make proclamations.
09:34I am the last word in who wins the chili cook-off every year.
09:37And I came up with the new town motto, small town, big hearts.
09:41You know, I pretty much run this town.
09:44Good.
09:44Then cancel old mining days.
09:47What?
09:49That's impossible.
09:50Every hotel in town is booked.
09:52Including the one where the mantid ate the guy's head?
09:54I'd have to petition the town council, and they don't meet until next week.
09:58But come on, hang on here.
10:00Uh, you know, as mayor, I will use every weapon in my arsenal to protect the townspeople.
10:07Okay, so just the megaphone and the oversized gavel you use to call meetings to order.
10:13It's not oversized.
10:14It's proportional to the gavel block.
10:16Sure it is.
10:17Well, let's just hope the new town motto doesn't become small town, overcrowded cemeteries.
10:23Well, it wouldn't, because the town slogan is up to me.
10:25Humans should not be afraid of change.
10:34They need to learn how to adapt, like I did when I lost my alien energy.
10:38And that time the diner ran out of pie.
10:41I did not cry about it.
10:42I just followed the man who ordered the last piece and left a note on his car that said pie pig.
10:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:47Look at me.
10:49Whee!
10:49Whee!
10:49Whoa, what is all this?
10:59Your father was right.
11:00We should see the world.
11:01Here are some cities we can move to after we leave Patience.
11:04Look, New York City.
11:05Detroit.
11:07New Haven.
11:08Oh, okay.
11:08Are you just listing pizza cities?
11:11Chicago.
11:11Deep dish.
11:12Oh, Harry, I told you.
11:14My dad just brought it up.
11:16I'm not leaving Patience, and if I did, I'd go alone.
11:20Alone?
11:21How could you go without me?
11:23If I went to my home planet, I would bring you with me.
11:26Then I'd die, because I need oxygen to breathe.
11:30But we would be together!
11:32I take it back.
11:33I hate change.
11:34I've got some juice you're going to want to squeeze.
11:48Mike said the mantid revealed itself to him.
11:50One jewel's gardener.
11:51This is bad.
11:52Mm-hmm.
11:53If the mantid thinks its identity has been discovered, it will look for a new host.
11:58I will need your help.
11:59Well, I thought you might say that.
12:01You know, as mayor of this little hamlet, I do have the ability to get things done.
12:07I do not need a shopping center opened.
12:09I meant Max.
12:10I need someone who can see aliens.
12:13Max is a no-go.
12:14You don't need him.
12:15I have my own skill set.
12:17Like what?
12:19I can solve a Rubik's Cube in under two minutes.
12:22You are useless to me.
12:23I want Max.
12:31He is my son, and he is off-limits.
12:34Ha, ha, ha!
12:36This is classic bravado.
12:38This defense mechanism to mask the fear of being powerless as a parent.
12:42No, don't, don't, don't psychoanalyze me anymore, okay?
12:46You're not even a real doctor.
12:47Which, by the way, I will be expecting a refund for all the times that I paid you for therapy.
12:51If you did not let me use Max, I would tell your wife about your creepy sex dream with
12:56that ancient woman in your office, Deborah.
12:58That wasn't a sex dream.
13:00I was naked, but she had clothes on.
13:02What was the whole thing about all those moles?
13:05She said she looked like a chakra chip cookie, and you were hungry.
13:09That's why you got out the milk.
13:12You're a weird, sick little man.
13:16What about doctor-patient confidentiality?
13:18You just said that I wasn't a real doctor.
13:20You're not.
13:22So you can forget about Max.
13:23I will not let you use my son to help you hunt down some dangerous mantid.
13:28This refusal shows growth.
13:33You're finally starting to assert yourself.
13:36I mean, this is incredible progress.
13:40Well, thanks.
13:43Let's pay all the way out.
13:45Look at that.
14:13Sir, you might want to see this.
14:16I took this with a trail cam I set up in the mantid feeding ground.
14:23What is Oster doing in the middle of nowhere?
14:25Who is she with?
14:26If the mantid has been active there, then whoever it is, looks like they're trying to cover it up.
14:32Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, though.
14:33Why would Oster want to help that monster?
14:34Maybe it's not about helping mantid.
14:38Maybe she's trying to protect whoever that is with her.
14:41Protect them from what, though?
14:43From being exposed.
14:46Because they're not human.
14:47So then, who is this non-human?
14:57Hi.
14:58What can I get you, sailor?
15:00Remember, just because I'm not drinking doesn't mean you can't.
15:03Somebody's going to keep this place in business.
15:05No, I'm good.
15:06I just need a break from Harry.
15:09Who keeps freaking out about this idea of me leaving town?
15:13Aw.
15:14Why?
15:14It's not like you're actually leaving.
15:17I know.
15:18It's stupid.
15:19Totally.
15:22But why is it stupid?
15:25Because you belong here.
15:26You know.
15:27And every time I went away,
15:32the one thing I always knew was that you'd be here when I got back.
15:35You're the constant.
15:37Yep.
15:38That's me.
15:41But, you know, if I left,
15:42it's not like things would fall apart.
15:44Life would go on.
15:46Wait, are you...
15:48Are you actually considering leaving?
15:51Like, for real?
15:53No, I'm not saying I'm doing it.
15:55It's just, I don't know.
15:57Sometimes I wonder
15:58what else is out there.
16:06Oh, no, no.
16:08Oh, no.
16:09Oh, please.
16:10Oh.
16:11I'm not going anywhere.
16:13I promise.
16:14Oh, God, babe.
16:16I'm sorry.
16:17I need it, Mars.
16:18I'm leaving.
16:21Okay.
16:23Okay.
16:26Oh.
16:26Oh, hey.
16:36What can I get you?
16:37Uh, nothing.
16:38I refuse to eat anything from someone who suggested
16:40that Astor should leave patience.
16:42Too bad.
16:43Because a fresh apple pie just came out of the oven.
16:48But I don't care.
16:52Okay.
16:57I got your note.
16:59Next time, maybe don't leave an envelope
17:01that reads top secret in my mailbox.
17:03Okay, okay.
17:05I need Max's help to kill the Manton.
17:08So you have to invite him to the festival tomorrow.
17:10No can do.
17:11Since his parents found out about you,
17:13they barely let him out of their sight.
17:14Well, he can sneak out.
17:16Tell him that now you like him as more than a friend.
17:21Do you have something else you could wear?
17:23Something that says,
17:24I feel silly.
17:26That is a vile scenario.
17:29Oh.
17:30And you don't need Max.
17:32I've been working on an all-organic halal manticide.
17:35Here's the formula.
17:40I am so happy to have my alien energy back.
17:43Without it, I would not understand this
17:45and would have to admit that Headscarf Girl is smarter than me.
17:50Hey, hey, hey, hey.
17:52Are you okay?
17:53Huh?
17:53Yeah, I'm fine.
17:54Just, I'm just...
17:55Okay.
17:56I...
17:56This is not bad.
18:00With a few added elements,
18:02I can make this work.
18:06Since Asa's on break,
18:08we respectfully wait for her in her office.
18:16While we rifle through her ship looking for clues.
18:18Look at this.
18:32Dear Asa,
18:33please accept these earth flowers
18:34as a token of my undying love,
18:36Sin...
18:37Sreely...
18:38Joseph.
18:43Asa's the one Joseph was in love with.
18:45Earth, she's burying shit
18:46where the mantens tromping around.
18:48Now she's dating an alien?
18:50That's sus.
18:51With a capital S
18:52and a little s.
18:53Oh.
18:55What are you doing in my office?
18:56How about we ask the questions?
18:58We saw you on a trail cam
19:00with someone up in the woods
19:01and you were both carrying shovels.
19:04It's not a question,
19:05that's a statement.
19:06And we found this card from Joseph
19:09who we are investigating.
19:10Not a nitpick,
19:11but again, not a question.
19:12I have no clue who this Joseph is.
19:16Isn't that the hot cop that proposed to you?
19:21So,
19:21it's you and Joseph in the picture.
19:25I guess I'm gonna have to do
19:26the heavy lifting around here.
19:27Is this you and Joseph
19:30in this picture, question mark?
19:32Fine, yes.
19:33That's Joseph with me.
19:35What were you doing with shovels?
19:37Starting a community garden.
19:38What were you growing?
19:39Radishes.
19:43Okay, that tracks me.
19:44You can grow radishes in Colorado in April.
19:46You just a miracle grow?
19:47Compost.
19:48It's organic and better for root vegetables.
19:50That's a good tip.
19:51See, what I do is
19:51I bury a dead fish in the dirt.
19:52I learned that from
19:54a Snoopy Thanksgiving special.
19:55Maybe you can discuss
19:57gardening tips later, question mark.
20:01I hope you're telling the truth.
20:02Not just because we're friends,
20:04but because we're cops.
20:10Do you believe her?
20:11Oh, absolutely.
20:12Radishes are cool season crops.
20:14They can tolerate a light frost.
20:15Oh, not about that.
20:17About Joseph.
20:19Absolutely not.
20:20She was way too quick
20:22to throw them under the bus.
20:23She's covering for another non-human.
20:25But who?
20:26Someone who's been here for a while.
20:30Someone she spends all her time with.
20:42Remember way back when
20:43Max said the Newtown doctor is an alien
20:46and you threatened to throw him in jail?
20:47Son of a bitch.
20:54It's the new doctor.
20:56He's an alien.
20:58Son of a bigger bitch.
21:05Damn!
21:06I can't believe all this time
21:07it was right under our noses.
21:09Deputy, take a big whiff.
21:12That is the smell of success.
21:14Or it's just the sharp ink.
21:16That too.
21:18We should probably open a window.
21:28Marcy.
21:29Can I come in?
21:31Yeah.
21:37I won't be long.
21:39It's okay.
21:39I just put Bella down.
21:42Bella?
21:43You named her.
21:44Yeah.
21:47Isabella Rose.
21:48It's my grandmother's name.
21:50It's beautiful.
21:52It's way more than Daisy.
21:54I mean, who's named Daisy these days?
21:55My aunt's dog.
21:57Love that.
21:58So much better for a dog
22:00than a spaceship.
22:02Baby.
22:03So, keeping Bella a secret.
22:09It was to protect you and her, I swear.
22:13But that doesn't make it right.
22:15And I...
22:15Look, the other night was a lot.
22:18I was overwhelmed and hurt.
22:20But I know that you were put in an impossible situation.
22:25You're my friend, and I know that we're going to get through this.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Oh, I have something to show you.
22:36Okay?
22:38Okay.
22:38That's her first smile.
22:44That's me giving her a bath.
22:46Um, that's her pulling my hair.
22:49She loves red.
22:50I don't know what it is.
22:51That is her laughing when she farted.
22:53Maybe it's when I farted.
22:54I don't know what the point is.
22:55She knows that farting is funny.
22:57Um, you know what?
22:59I actually have some stuff to do today,
23:01so now maybe isn't the best time.
23:03What just happened?
23:07Did I do something wrong?
23:09Nope.
23:09I just don't want to do this right now.
23:12I thought we were good.
23:13This isn't about you.
23:15Well, everything was fine, and now you're upset,
23:17so obviously it's about me.
23:20Well, is this because you can tell I think Bella is a dumb name?
23:26Look, I'm just sad about everything I missed.
23:31Okay?
23:31And I don't have it in me to make you feel better about yourself right now,
23:34so please just go.
23:46Chemistry is the science of change.
23:48Add or subtract just one ingredient,
23:50and everything can spiral out of control.
23:53Friendships are no different.
23:55Lost to leaving patients would act as a catalyst,
23:57rapidly destabilizing the balance of our bond.
23:59Hmm?
24:00Much like this formula, which might explode.
24:04I should probably move the snacks.
24:06Harry?
24:08Harry.
24:09Hmm?
24:10Mike and Liv were just at the clinic.
24:12They saw us on a trail cam
24:14while we were going over to dig up the mantid.
24:16Your face was blocked in the picture,
24:17so I covered for you,
24:18but it's only a matter of time before they figure it out.
24:20I do not need your help,
24:22and it's okay if you leave town.
24:23I don't care,
24:23because I've replaced you with a new friend.
24:26Little Osta,
24:27can you hand me that beaker?
24:30Thanks.
24:31We're not friends.
24:33We're just partners in a joint venture.
24:35I'm not leaving patients, okay?
24:37I've got Jay, you know,
24:39and Darcy, and my dad.
24:41My life is here.
24:43I heard a lot of names.
24:45Not mine.
24:48That's okay,
24:49because I have little Osta now.
24:51She's younger than you,
24:52so statistically,
24:53she will live longer than old Osta.
24:56Fine.
24:57Have fun with little Osta.
25:00Sorry.
25:01It's not about you.
25:02Do you think I don't know that?
25:03Hi, I'm Robert.
25:18I'm Peter Bach's son.
25:21I know.
25:23I, um,
25:24heard your podcast.
25:26Didn't expect to hear my name.
25:28Since my dad died,
25:29I didn't expect anyone to be looking.
25:31You better sit down.
25:34There's something you need to know.
25:40Your father is alive.
25:45No, no,
25:46that's,
25:46that's not possible.
25:48I, uh,
25:48I saw him die.
25:51Well,
25:51the government
25:52revived him?
25:54Like,
25:55CPR?
25:56Or?
25:56It's more like
25:58Frankenstein.
26:03I,
26:03I can't
26:04contact him,
26:05but the moment
26:05I hear from him,
26:06I'll tell him,
26:07you're here.
26:08He'll be thrilled.
26:10Yes.
26:11Oh,
26:11that's,
26:12that's incredible.
26:15Until then,
26:16can you put me in jail?
26:18What?
26:20What,
26:20why would you want that?
26:21I think someone's following me.
26:27I,
26:28I know you've been through a lot,
26:30but I promise
26:31I'll keep you safe.
26:36All I can eat,
26:39challenge accepted.
26:41Mark,
26:46alcoholic,
26:47thank you,
26:48Adina,
26:49for inviting me to share.
26:51My sobriety date is
26:53June 24th,
26:541997.
26:56I have a sponsor.
26:57I also sponsor
26:58other people.
26:59And most importantly,
27:01I have a higher power,
27:02which I call God.
27:04We all know
27:04we have
27:05for down,
27:06drugs,
27:07and alcohol,
27:08nearly everything.
27:09And now I just
27:11wonder
27:12how you feel.
27:14Last night,
27:15I went to bed.
27:16No debating
27:17on whether I would
27:18live or not.
27:20Just
27:20like a person.
27:23I saw someone
27:24blow through a stop sign
27:25and I got so angry.
27:29And then
27:29it hit me.
27:30I used to do that.
27:32I'd drive drunk
27:34with my kid
27:34in the backseat.
27:36All the time.
27:38Casey,
27:39I was the best
27:40skier in my school.
27:41I had sponsorships.
27:43All of it.
27:44I got kicked
27:44off the team.
27:45I lost my scholarship
27:46and I had to come here.
27:48I get that I need
27:49to stay sober.
27:50I get that
27:51it's my fault.
27:53But what if
27:54I stay sober
27:55and I never
27:56get back
27:57to where I was?
27:58Sunny,
28:00alcoholic,
28:0111 years
28:02next week.
28:05So I got
28:06a new
28:07sponsee recently
28:08and we really
28:09hit it off.
28:10I thought we had
28:10a good thing going.
28:12Talking,
28:13meeting up,
28:14checking in.
28:14But then
28:15she went out.
28:16And so I called her
28:17and left a message.
28:18Nothing.
28:19Now the old me
28:20would have
28:20gone over there
28:21and tried to fix it
28:22to be the one
28:23who pulled her back.
28:24Then I realized
28:26that's making
28:27someone else's journey
28:28about me.
28:30And I've been
28:31down that path.
28:32It's not good.
28:33Not everything
28:34is about me
28:36all the time.
28:38So yeah,
28:39I'm a little sad today
28:40but I'm here.
28:41That's pretty amazing.
28:42The heart
28:42that gets the best
28:44of me.
28:54Nice turnout, right?
29:08Everyone looks
29:09like they're having fun.
29:10Yeah, so do kids
29:11in an outdoor
29:11bouncy house
29:12before a gust of wind
29:13rips the safety line off
29:14and little Timmy
29:15is a kite.
29:17Should have canceled.
29:18Well, I told you
29:18it was too late for that.
29:20Besides, we don't want
29:21everyone living in fear.
29:22I'm not worried.
29:24Good afternoon, folks
29:29and welcome
29:30to the patient's
29:31old mining days festival.
29:34Enjoy the festivities
29:35but remember
29:37the 1800s
29:38were a dangerous time
29:39so have fun
29:41laugh with your neighbors
29:42but also remember
29:44they might be
29:45trying to kill you.
29:48Hey, where have you been?
29:50I need your help.
29:51Check me out.
29:51Do I look like
29:52a tasty nugget?
29:53Something you might
29:53drool over?
29:54I'm not sure
29:54where this is going
29:55but it's making me
29:56very uncomfortable.
29:57Jules the Manta
29:58said she was
29:58coming for me, right?
29:59So I just did
30:00500 eyebrow raises
30:01so my head would sweat
30:02and release pheromone.
30:03Smell them.
30:04See that?
30:05Manta ain't gonna be
30:06able to resist that.
30:07It's just basic science.
30:08It's also basic nonsense.
30:10I gotta get this
30:11Manta away from the crowd.
30:13I figure since I'm the bait
30:14I'm gonna try to lure it
30:15into the mine
30:16where nobody else
30:17can get hurt.
30:18Here, look at this.
30:19There's a shaft
30:20by the south entrance
30:21that's got a caged elevator,
30:22right?
30:23Right next to it
30:24is an exposed
30:24electrical ground.
30:25Now, I planted a pry bar
30:27right by the elevator
30:27so once the Manta
30:28is inside
30:29I'm gonna jam the bar
30:30between the electrical wire
30:31and the cage
30:32and that current
30:33should fry that
30:34mother bugger real good.
30:35Now, we just need
30:36to find the Manta.
30:37Yeah, well
30:38if Dr. V is an alien
30:41he's connected
30:42to the Manta
30:42so we just watch him
30:44wait until they make contact.
30:45How do you know
30:46they're connected?
30:48Come on, what are the odds
30:49of two aliens
30:49being in the same town
30:51and not knowing each other?
30:52Isn't it a little racist
30:54assuming all aliens
30:55know each other?
30:56Of course it's not racist.
30:57They ain't human.
30:58How's it gonna be racist
30:59when they ain't even
31:00a part of the superior race?
31:03The hell?
31:05Why is she looking at me?
31:06I'm the looker
31:07he's the looky
31:08lookers look
31:08lookies get looked at.
31:10See, if he was human
31:10he would know that.
31:12Stupid alien.
31:14Oh, yeah.
31:16Oh, really?
31:19Guess you got tired
31:20of trying to steal
31:21my best friend
31:21so instead you thought
31:22you'd steal my costume.
31:24Judy, I don't have time
31:25for this.
31:25Oh, who's Judy?
31:26I know.
31:27I'm Biddy Henshaw
31:28first female liner
31:29in Patience.
31:31I wear the same thing
31:33every year
31:33and I tell the story
31:35of Biddy Henshaw
31:36for the festival
31:36and I know you know that
31:37because last year
31:38you threw a tomato at me.
31:40Are you even wearing
31:41panties made out of burlap?
31:43Yeah, that's what I thought.
31:50Why are you staring
31:51at the sheriff?
31:52Because
31:52the mantel is hunting him
31:54and once it appears
31:55and attacks
31:57I will squirt it
31:58with my mantel side.
32:00You mean
32:01my mantel side?
32:02We will settle
32:03to ownership
32:04once my legal team
32:05has reviewed
32:05the contract.
32:07Hi, okay.
32:08What is the plan here?
32:09How are you going
32:10to kill the mantel
32:10with all these people around?
32:11Little Osta,
32:12could you please tell
32:13this time-traveling newsie
32:15that she is a bad friend
32:17and I'm not talking to her?
32:20Little Osta,
32:21could you tell
32:21this alien toddler
32:22to quit pouting
32:23because we have
32:24bigger things to deal with?
32:25I refuse to be a part
32:26of this dysfunctional triangle.
32:28You know,
32:28maybe real friends
32:29support their friends
32:30no matter what
32:30they choose to do
32:31because, I don't know,
32:32they just want them
32:33to be happy.
32:34Yes, or maybe real friends
32:36do not abandon you
32:37after you have planned
32:38an entire
32:39Pizza City future
32:40for them.
32:41Uh, guys?
32:43Where'd your mic go?
32:46This is your fault
32:47because you distracted me
32:48and now I want pizza.
32:51I don't know
32:52what is going on with him.
32:53I told him
32:54I'm not even planning
32:55on leaving town.
32:56I get it.
32:57Chasing dreams isn't easy.
32:59I ventured out
33:00into the great unknown.
33:01It's tough out there.
33:03Okay.
33:04I'll take that
33:05under advisement.
33:05For now,
33:06we need a real plan.
33:08Harry has a plan.
33:09He's using Sheriff Mike
33:09as bait
33:10and once the mantid
33:12goes after him,
33:13he's going to blast it
33:14with my mantislide.
33:16Mike stalking Harry,
33:17Harry tailing Mike?
33:18It's ridiculous.
33:22Hey, kid.
33:23Do you know
33:24if any of these booths
33:25sell cream
33:27for a butt rash?
33:32This is so unfair.
33:33Sahar's at the festival
33:34helping Harry kill the mantid
33:35and I'm going grocery shopping
33:37with my mom
33:37and baby's space sister.
33:39Please don't call her that.
33:40Or Moon Baby
33:41or Starship Sally.
33:43You'll give her a complex.
33:44I'm the only one
33:45that can actually see aliens.
33:47It's the one thing
33:48I'm good at.
33:48I told you
33:49your dad and I
33:50will not risk
33:51anything happening to you.
33:52Nothing's going to happen.
33:54I've got protection.
33:55What the hell is that?
33:56It's a taster
33:57that can zap aliens.
33:59Okay.
34:00That is it.
34:01All right?
34:02No more alien hunting.
34:03You were grounded.
34:04You were so grounded
34:05from everything.
34:06Allura?
34:09Hi.
34:09Uh, yes.
34:12And could you check
34:13the tire pressure suit, please?
34:15Thank you so much.
34:17Max?
34:19Max?
34:32Jules?
34:34Are you here?
34:36I called a bunch of times.
35:06Oh, my God.
35:09I don't know.
35:39Don't it feel so good to know you've been right all along?
35:43Don't it feel so good to know that you are the one
35:46to always be on the trigger side of the gun?
35:50You go on.
35:52I'll be on the bench tonight.
35:54I don't need to be there.
35:56When your torch is burning bright,
35:58cause it's throw that rocket.
36:01Hide your hand.
36:03Everybody's gotta choose a side again.
36:06Cause fight and conquer, that's the game, my friend.
36:10There ain't nothing new under the sun.
36:14Come on now, let's call for the...
36:16Well, well, well.
36:19Ha ha, Luke was crawling back.
36:21I came for the meat, not the man.
36:24Deep fried beef scrunchies every time.
36:26I know who you are.
36:37Your secret's out.
36:38Your secret is out.
36:40Your nightmare is about a cupcake monster
36:42that's going to bite off your butt.
36:44Hey, hold on.
36:45I told you that in sanctity of therapy.
36:46You can't be saying that shit out in public.
36:48What are you doing here?
36:51I thought we agreed to split up.
36:52I know, but Osa grabbed me,
36:53and honestly, she's stronger than she likes.
36:55Okay, now that you're all here,
36:57the other day, you asked me about the person in the trail cam.
37:00Well, it wasn't Joseph.
37:01It was Harry.
37:03And it's time that we come out with this.
37:08Harry isn't anything.
37:11They know.
37:11We know.
37:12We figured it out.
37:12What?
37:13Well, thanks for confirming,
37:14you've been hanging out with a shady-ass alien.
37:16Shady?
37:17Like a cupcake monster?
37:18He shits your goddamn mouth.
37:20Oh, shut it.
37:21Harry is a lot of things, okay?
37:22He's annoying and selfish,
37:24and he is easily distracted by turkey legs,
37:26but he is not shady.
37:27He's a really good alien,
37:29and he's got pretty awesome powers,
37:31and you just need to get over yourselves
37:33and work together.
37:34Hey, if you'll excuse me,
37:36I have to go tell Biddy Henshaw's story.
37:39Just so we're clear,
37:41I still don't trust you,
37:42and I don't usually work with a partner.
37:44Right, because I'm just his emotional support deputy.
37:48Uh, Kate?
38:06Darcy,
38:07I really have to go.
38:09I just need a second.
38:10About the pictures,
38:12I realize now it wasn't about helping you,
38:14it was about me.
38:16I guess I kind of have a habit
38:18of making things about myself.
38:20I didn't see it then,
38:21but I do now.
38:24So,
38:25if you don't want me around,
38:26I get it.
38:28But just
38:29know that I'm here for you.
38:31for you,
38:34however that looks.
38:49Can you watch her for me?
38:51I've got to go find Max,
38:52and I need to leave her with someone I can trust.
38:54Yeah, of course.
38:55Hi.
38:57Hi.
38:57Hi.
38:58Hi.
39:01I'm gone for a while.
39:03Here's my house.
39:05Oh, I already have one.
39:07Right.
39:14Hi.
39:15Hi, Isabella.
39:17Hello, Bella.
39:19Hey, Bill.
39:21How's it going, Bill?
39:22Probably should
39:22get a nickname or something.
39:24How about Daisy?
39:25Yeah, don't tell your mom.
39:27You ever feel like the world
39:28is daring you to make a move?
39:31Like every step forward
39:32is a fight,
39:33and every step back
39:36is surrender.
39:37For me,
39:39Biddy Henshaw,
39:40that's what it felt like
39:41when I packed up
39:43what little I had
39:44and headed out to Patience
39:45in the 1800s.
39:47I was a widow
39:48with two kids,
39:50leaving the only home
39:51I'd ever known behind.
39:53All I had was a sliver
39:55of hope
39:56that something better
39:57might be waiting
39:58for me out there.
40:00When I got to Patience,
40:01I didn't find much.
40:05But I found a way.
40:07I became a minor.
40:08The first female one,
40:10I might add.
40:10I wonder if Biddy
40:18ever felt scared
40:19before leaving.
40:20She must have, right?
40:23Maybe she felt stuck,
40:25held in place by fear,
40:28just not knowing
40:29what else was out there.
40:30who knows if she ever knew
40:35for sure
40:35what the right choice was.
40:38But she made one.
40:42And she didn't let herself
40:43stay stuck forever.
40:47I guess that's what
40:48really matters.
40:49She's got a blowing finger.
41:03You know,
41:03it can levitate stuff
41:04with your mind.
41:05Is that strictly
41:05an E.T. thing?
41:06That's offensive.
41:08What if I asked,
41:10do all sheriffs
41:11have a badge and a gun?
41:13We do.
41:14Oh.
41:15Well,
41:16mine just does this.
41:18This one does this.
41:20Listen, listen.
41:21Once we bait the mantel
41:22into the mine
41:23and into the elevator,
41:25we're gonna fry it
41:26with electricity.
41:27Right?
41:28You know,
41:28if we save the town,
41:30maybe they'll even
41:30build a statue
41:32of us in the town square.
41:33I prefer a memorial plaza
41:35with an eternal flame.
41:36No, no.
41:36Flames are too flashy.
41:37Plus, they go out.
41:38A statue?
41:39Statues forever.
41:40You can push over a statue.
41:42Not mine.
41:42I'm gonna design it myself.
41:43And I'm gonna make it
41:448% bigger
41:45than my actual size.
41:46See, that's the sweet spot
41:47where people look at it
41:48and they say,
41:48oh, my goodness.
41:49I didn't know he was that big.
41:50But not so big
41:51that they say,
41:52oh, my goodness.
41:53This guy's compensating.
41:55Sheriff,
41:55I just saw
41:56a suspicious-looking man
41:57heading into the mine's
41:58north entrance
41:58and he was smoking
41:59a cigarette.
42:0010-4, deputy.
42:02Keep your eye out.
42:02We're gonna go in.
42:04All right, doc.
42:05Get your game face on.
42:07Is there time
42:08for more turkey leg?
42:09No.
42:11All right, come on.
42:13Max, just in time.
42:16Harry's about to
42:16go into the mine.
42:17Harry, wait!
42:25I see it.
42:27I see the mantid.
42:31That's just Deputy Liv.
42:32No, it's not.
42:42Deputy Liv is the mantid.
42:44The mantid is Deputy Baker.
42:49I saw it going into the mines.
42:51Next Friday.
42:52Max, where are you?
42:54On an all-new Resident Alien.
42:56Harry needs me.
42:57I'm the only one
42:58who can help.
42:59Okay.
43:00Yep.
43:00But we're coming with you.
43:01Mom, that's so embarrassing.
43:03Shush.
43:03Asta!
43:05There's the mantid.
43:06He's here!
43:06The mantid is a shapeshifter.
43:08It could beat anyone.
43:09Resident Alien.
43:12New episode next Friday at 10
43:14on USA and Sci-Fi.
43:16Stream from the beginning
43:17on Peacock.
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