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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Harkin! Harkin! I bring dreadful news!
00:10Hold it, son! What's all the harkinin' about? You're disturbin' the whole neighborhood!
00:17It's Robin Hood! He's robbing and hooding again, Sheriff! You've got to stop him!
00:22But who in old Sherrywood forest would be nutty enough to go after Robin Hood?
00:27Excuse us, Sheriff, but is this the road to Brittingham Castle?
00:31We're the King's new musketeers!
00:33Yeah, we're in charge of his muskets!
00:35Yeah...
00:38Now keep a sharp lookout, men! This Robin Hood is clever!
00:42We don't have to worry! There's three of us! And only one of him!
00:46Uh-oh! It's Robin Hood!
00:48And I have a gun, Roberts!
00:51Don't be ridiculous! Guns haven't been invented yet!
00:54Of course not!
00:56I get it! We're gonna be robbed!
01:11Relax, we don't have any money! How can we be robbed?
01:16Does this answer your stupid question, numbsko?
01:19He took our clothes!
01:21What do we do now? First we get ourselves a disguise, then we go after that no-good robber!
01:26He'll never recognize us in this outfit! We'll capture him for sure!
01:31Quiet, lame-brain! Deers aren't supposed to talk!
01:34All my life, I've wanted to shoot a six-legged deer!
01:38See anything? Nothing in front! How about the back?
01:41Yeah!
01:42It's Robin Hood again! Run! He's gonna shoot!
01:45Let's get outta here!
01:47Oops!
01:48Now I'll just take my little old knife and pet myself a prime steak!
01:54Not this steak, buddy boy! You've made a dreadful mistake!
01:58Hmm! I just leave the tenderloin!
02:01Leave the tenderloin!
02:03You wanna bet?
02:04You can never trust a six-legged deer!
02:07Strange animal!
02:09Now remember, chowderheads!
02:11When I hit Robin Hood with a pole, you grab his feet!
02:14Right! We'll drive him batty!
02:18Don't worry or fuss! Leave the driving to us!
02:22That's very clever, Larry! Very clever!
02:25Get goin', fuzzbrain!
02:27Leave the driving to us!
02:29That's for me!
02:33Thanks!
02:37Okay, Robin Hood! The game is over!
02:40I'm takin' you to jail, or would you rather get clobbered?
02:43Not yet, dummies! Not yet!
02:46Hmm...
02:47Well, skinny! Tell me what I'm gonna do!
02:50What's that?
02:51This!
02:52Ah! I didn't feel a thing!
02:54You didn't feel a thing!
02:55Ow!
02:56Ow!
02:57Ow!
02:58Ow!
02:59Ow!
03:00Ow!
03:01Ow!
03:02Ow!
03:03Ow!
03:04Ow!
03:05Ow!
03:06Ow!
03:07Ow!
03:08Ow!
03:09Ow!
03:10Ow!
03:11Ow!
03:12Ow!
03:13Okay! You win! I quit!
03:14There you are, boys!
03:15See what happens by using your head!
03:16I've got a feeling I've lost mine! That's funny!
03:19Ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha!
03:20Ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:21Come on!
03:22Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
03:23Come on!
03:24All right, knuckleheads, inside.
03:48But it's dark in there.
03:49This is a spooky-looking pyramid, buddy boy.
03:54Never mind, chowder-brain.
03:57Watch your...
04:00There we.
04:07Say, we got to the bottom of that in a hurry.
04:11Where are we?
04:12Let me see.
04:13We know we're somewhere inside the Great Pyramid.
04:16So we take the square of these two sides and add them to the square of the hypotenuse.
04:20Square?
04:21Like you, chowder-head.
04:22So we take the square root of 783,596.85.
04:28Aha!
04:29Just as I thought.
04:30Yeah?
04:31We're hopelessly lost.
04:38Hey, Curly, where are you going?
04:39He's following that strange sound.
04:42Hello, Mommy.
04:44Are you friendly?
04:44I guess not.
04:48Help!
04:49Mo!
04:50Larry!
04:51Help!
04:52Let go, Mommy!
04:53Huh?
04:56Follow you?
04:57You're as bad as Mo.
04:59So bossy.
05:00Whoops!
05:01Hold on, Curly.
05:02Help is on the way.
05:04Hey, look.
05:04Early hieroglyphics.
05:06What a find.
05:07And what a headache.
05:08Ooh!
05:09By using my handy pocket-sized version of the Rosetta Stone, I will translate.
05:14Papyrus is white.
05:15The Nile is blue.
05:16If you don't like the lamb chops, then eat bamboo.
05:19Golly!
05:20They had commercials, too.
05:22Don't be ridiculous, lame brain.
05:23I mean, the early Egyptians didn't have television.
05:26What a miserable life.
05:27No TV.
05:28What's this?
05:36Cut that out.
05:44You hear that?
05:45I know I heard something, and now I see something.
05:49Run for your life!
05:51Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
05:53Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
05:55Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
06:14Can't get any sleep around here anymore.
06:18We're stuck with some real live ones.
06:20We must get these people out of here.
06:27Here they come again.
06:28Hold it.
06:29You can't do that to us.
06:31We're friends.
06:32Yeah, listen, let's talk to me over.
06:34Yeah, of course, we've talked to Hold it.
06:35I'm a very friendly person.
06:36How about you?
06:37Whoop!
06:38Whoop!
06:40Whoop!
06:42Are we going to let those mummies get away with this?
06:44Not without a fight.
06:46We'll tear them apart.
06:48Uh, boo.
06:49Did you say boo, Larry?
06:51Not me.
06:52Me neither.
06:53Then the last one to the Nile is a crocodile.
06:55Yeah, well, I'll be in a quick morning here.
06:56All right.

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