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  • 7/26/2025
Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on this farm he had three dogs.
00:12Bow, wow, wow, wow!
00:15Hey, where's Curly?
00:16What a knucklehead. He fell into this real big rabbit hole.
00:20Help! I'm falling! I'm falling!
00:23Where will I ever reach?
00:25Bottom!
00:27Welcome to Wonderland. What's the big idea falling on me, you bubble brain?
00:31Sorry, Mr. Rabbit. I really didn't mean to hit you, but I fell down this big rabbit hole, and now I'm lost.
00:37And, uh...
00:39What a sad story. Boo hoo! Here, drink this and you'll feel better. Bye!
00:44What a strange crying rabbit. He looked familiar.
00:47Well, just don't lie there, you tubby tubber lord. Hurry up and drink me.
00:51Okay, okay. Don't get pushy.
00:53How about that? I'm shrunk. Hey rabbit, wait for me!
00:58Gosh, this is terrible. I'm only three inches high.
01:01Yipes!
01:02What's wrong with being three inches high, you nincompoop?
01:05You look just like a friend of mine.
01:07I'm only three inches high, and it's a very good height indeed.
01:10Well, uh, yes, Mr. Caterpillar, sir. You're right. I love being three inches high.
01:15Wonderful. Here, have a cigar.
01:18My, my, you're such a nice shade of green. You're almost as beautiful as me.
01:25Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:27I say, old bean, can't for another spot of tea?
01:30Why, thank you. I'd love some.
01:32There you are. A spot of tea.
01:35Excuse me, fellas. I don't feel well. May I have a hot cup of tea?
01:39Ooh, the man wants tea. Shall we give him some?
01:42Oh, I'll handle this.
01:44Here you are, knucklehead. A nice pot of hot tea.
01:46There, how do you feel now?
01:48All I can say is...
01:49A rocket. Did you see the rocket?
01:53Rocket? There's no rocket. You're as mad as a hatter.
01:56Of course.
01:58Oh!
02:00Gangway, gangway, the moan rats are coming. Gangway.
02:06The moan rats?
02:07Come on, don't dilly-dally, dummy. Gangway for the moan rats.
02:11Oh, hush up, you flap-jawed dodo brain.
02:14I can't believe this. It's all so silly.
02:17Out of the way, fatty. Out of the way. We are the moan rats. Out of the way.
02:20Moan rats, moan rats, I'm not moving one inch. And you guys look like Moe.
02:25So, he's gonna be unpleasant, is he? Let's fix him.
02:27Yeah, yeah, let's get him. Use this. It'll be a pleasure.
02:32Hey!
02:33That was a good one.
02:34Okay, you guys win. I'm getting out of here.
02:36Thank you for your fine cooperation.
02:39Either this is a dream or some kind of a silly animated cartoon.
02:43Whoops. Who are you?
02:45I'm the Queen of Hearts. You stupid fuzzball.
02:48And I'm going to have your head chopped off.
02:50Try it, Queenie. Yeah. Try it. I double dare you.
02:54Hey!
02:55Hi, Kingie.
02:56What's going on? What's all the fuss?
02:58That silly baboon over there doesn't want me to remove his head.
03:02Too bad. It would be a nice improvement.
03:04Phooey, you can't scare me. You're nothing but a couple of cards that look like Larry and Moe.
03:10Hey, I know. If this crazy world is a dream, then all I gotta do to wake up is to snap my fingers. Like this.
03:17It worked. I'm awake. I'm back in the real world.
03:22Welcome home, knucklehead. Where you been?
03:24Gee, you look different somehow.
03:26Don't tell me I'm still three inches tall.
03:28My, my. You lost a little weight.
03:30Gee, kids. Maybe I wasn't dreaming.
03:33Help! Help! Is there a doctor in the house? Help! Help!
03:37Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
03:58If you open the door, pussycat, I'll give you some gingerbread.
04:02And I just love gingerbread.
04:05I'll give you some gingerbread all right.
04:07A gingerbread clock.
04:08Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:13Happy landing, boys.
04:15Once upon a time, there were three hunters lost in the forest.
04:18Hell, we haven't got any shelter.
04:20And I'm hungry.
04:21Well, all we can do is fire a few shots and attract somebody's attention.
04:25And there was somebody nearby.
04:27In the gingerbread house lived a wicked witch,
04:31wicked witch. Yes, and I'm getting mighty tired of gingerbread, fella. Oh, goody. Strangers
04:37in my forest. I must lure them here. And so the sweet wicked witch began to lure our heroes
04:45into her house. Wow, what's that? What do you think, you blubber and baboon? Gingerbread.
04:53Alas, our heroes walked into the trap. Hmm, look at this. Gingerbread. Hmm, delicious.
05:01Oh, shame on you, bad boy. Nibbling on a poor old lady's gingerbread house. Excuse him,
05:07madam. He's just not very well-bred. That's funny. But we are awful hungry. Well, a woman
05:13likes to cook for a bunch of hungry men. And so handsome, too. Well, thank you, ma'am. Not
05:20you, honey. I mean the fat one. Come in, boys. I've got a gingerbread roast in the oven. Good.
05:26I love gingerbread roast. And there'll be a little extra slice for you, chubby. I appreciate
05:33that, ma'am. Of course, the witch had completely charmed her captive. That was a charming meal,
05:40ma'am. I sure would like to take a bath now. The tub's ready in the kitchen, chubby. The
05:45poor hunter walked right into the trap. Boy, you can't hardly top this. We can try, chubby.
05:52We can try. Let's see. I'd better make dumplings and maybe a little barbecue sauce. There we
06:00are. Now, to get rid of your skinny friends. Where's Curly Joe? I don't know. Listen, do
06:07you get the feeling that old doll is up to no good now that you mention this? Happy landing,
06:11boy. I'm a predatory. I just eat gingerbread. But I have to act like I enjoyed half of you
06:24dinner. Some act.
06:28This pussycat sounds like he's ready for dessert. Boy, that was some steam bath, ma'am.
06:33Hold it. Come back here. You're not done yet. Back in the oven.
06:37You kidding? I'll roast.
06:40Exactly. Now, in the oven.
06:42In the oven, in the oven.
06:44I think he's ready for a little barbecue sauce.
06:47All clear. Give me a little boost.
06:49In the oven.
06:52Who's your happy friend?
06:54You dumb bunny. Where you been?
06:55In the oven, in the oven.
07:00Here, spread a little of this on you, honey.
07:05Yes.
07:05Okay, men. Back to Pasadena.
07:11If you open the door, pussycat,
07:14I'll give you some gingerbread.
07:16And I just love gingerbread.
07:19I'll give you some gingerbread, all right.
07:22A gingerbread truck!

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