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  • 7/26/2025
Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00A menace to navigation, eh?
00:08You want the ship all of them to dry dock and take them apart for salvage.
00:12Aye, aye, sir.
00:14All right, now hear this, you clam heads.
00:16What's our position?
00:18I'm standing up, sir.
00:20I'm steering, sir.
00:21I know that.
00:22I'm going to ask another stupid question.
00:25How did you blubberheads ever get into the Coast Guard?
00:27The Coast Guard is just lucky, I guess.
00:30Don't be funny.
00:31Now, heave two.
00:32Both speed ahead.
00:34All engines behind and swap that deck.
00:36Aye, aye, sir.
00:53Now hear this, surely for every man in the crew.
00:57Go, go, go.
01:00Ah-ha!
01:03Alone at last.
01:04Forty-six years in the Navy, and I finally have my very own ship.
01:09The biggest ship in the world.
01:11And the nicest crew in the world, too.
01:15Pith-19, there's our target, men.
01:17It looks brand new.
01:19You sure this is the right one?
01:20Read the name, Chowderhead.
01:22S.S. Menace.
01:23Yeah.
01:23The chief said it was a menace to navigation.
01:26Oh, boy.
01:27We get to wreck that whole big ship.
01:29From stern to bow, we'll start right now.
01:31Stow the poetry, you swabbies, and get the crane.
01:35Okay.
01:36Hook on.
01:37Hook on.
01:37To the F.S. Menace and her gallant captain, me.
01:42Okay, Larry.
01:43Take her away.
01:44Right.
01:47Boy, that may be copy of strong.
01:53Unhook claw.
01:54Claw unhooked.
01:56All right, Buzzbrain.
01:57Start the storm.
01:58So started.
01:59Cut away.
02:00There she goes.
02:02Not bad.
02:03Good foul cut.
02:04I'll get the stern.
02:05Aye, aye, sir.
02:09Every new ship can take a little getting used to.
02:12So?
02:13Oh, I'll just ignore the noise.
02:15All right, Larry.
02:16Let's see you skin this turkey.
02:18Aye, aye, sir.
02:20Ooh, it's getting drafty.
02:22Okay, man.
02:23Stand by to blast the quarterdecks.
02:25Aye, aye, sir.
02:26One blasted quarterdeck coming up.
02:31Air raid.
02:32Torpedo.
02:33Man your battle station.
02:34All hands on deck.
02:36We've been hit.
02:37Just pull off the hardware, Larry, and we'll head for home port.
02:40Right.
02:41And another job well done.
02:43Stand by to fire.
02:44Oops, I forgot.
02:46The crew's gone.
02:47Oh, I'll fight the blooming beggars myself.
02:51What sneaky little devils they are.
02:53Hey, look.
02:54This is the last thing left on the ship.
02:56A loudspeaker.
02:57Now, hear this.
02:59This is the captain speaking.
03:01The captain?
03:02When I get through with you barnacle heads, you'll be hanging from the highest yardarm in the San Fernando Valley shipyard.
03:09Sounds like we made a little mistake.
03:11I'll meet you guys at Newport Beach.
03:13I hope to see you later.
03:14Get out of my way.
03:16I'm out of my way.
03:16Get that penguin number one all over.
03:19I'm out of my way.

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