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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Don't leave a stone unturned, you fossil heads.
00:12You never know when we'll find a valuable specimen.
00:15All I ever find on the stones is creepy things.
00:18Hey, this one's happened.
00:20Very funny.
00:21Knock it off, you baboons.
00:23Now pay attention.
00:24We ain't got all day.
00:26That's right, Larry.
00:27Pay attention.
00:28Hey, what happened?
00:30Who turned off the light?
00:31Where's Joe?
00:32Hey, stupid, where are you?
00:34I don't know.
00:34I can't see very well.
00:35There must be an eclipse.
00:37The only eclipse is in your brain.
00:39Come on out of there, you nuthead.
00:41How about that?
00:42I must have zigged when I should have zagged.
00:44Very funny.
00:46Hey, what do you think would lay an egg as big as I am?
00:49A bird that didn't have better sense.
00:51Yeah, a giant loony bird.
00:52Do giant loony birds lay their eggs in caves?
00:55You saw an egg as big as you in that cave?
00:58Sure.
00:59It was purple with yellow specks, too.
01:01Come on, you bubble brain.
01:03Let's take a look at that egg.
01:04Sounds like a specimen to me.
01:05Wow.
01:06What a discovery.
01:07This egg is maybe a million years old.
01:10I bet it's extinct.
01:11And it don't smell good either.
01:13Yeah, anyway.
01:14Who's got a skillet bigger left to cook it in?
01:16You frog heads, this egg can make us rich.
01:18Let's rig something up and get it out of here.
01:20Boy, this thing weighs a ton.
01:27I bet it weighs more than that.
01:28At least 200 pounds.
01:30Stop exaggerating, stupid.
01:32It don't weigh that much.
01:33I'd like to know what's inside that shell.
01:35What I'd really like to see is what its mother looks like.
01:40You have to open your big mouth.
01:42Uh-oh.
01:43Hello, Mama Bird.
01:45About face, raccoon heads.
01:47Run for your lives.
01:48Step on it, lame brains.
02:03Don't look now, but there she is again.
02:05About face, men.
02:09Careful, don't jostle that egg.
02:11Yeah, we might scramble the yolk.
02:13One false step and we'd be an omelet.
02:14This time we outwitted that crazy bird for sure.
02:18Hey, I just thought of something.
02:24You bubble brain, you never had a thought in your life.
02:26You're wrong.
02:27I just had one.
02:28I was thinking, if all of us are up here at this end, who's carrying the other end?
02:34The other end?
02:35They don't know.
02:36Oh, wow.
02:37Look at that.
02:38Back to the weed head.
02:39She's gaining on us.
02:40She's gaining on us.
02:48Hurry, you rockhound.
02:50She's still after us.
02:55Now look what a mess your lunged head's got us into.
02:57What'd we do?
02:58You found that egg, you bird brain.
03:00I didn't find it.
03:02Curly Joe did.
03:03Yeah, but you and Mo found the mama bird.
03:07You, you egg brain.
03:09You're the cause of this.
03:10I wonder what she's gonna do with us.
03:12We've been dropped.
03:14Does that answer your question, stupid?
03:17Me and my big mouth.
03:19Here we go again.
03:21What do we do now?
03:23How are we gonna get out of here?
03:24Fly out, you dope.
03:25I bet when mama bird gets back, she'll tease us.
03:28That's a lovely thought.
03:30Yeah.

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