The New 3 Stooges S01E13 Movie Scars.ia

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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Hello, hello. You must be the new stuntman, willing to sacrifice your very lives that I may turn out another fantastic adventure epic.

00:13That's us.

00:14We've pulled a lot of stunts in our time.

00:16Good, good. Now, your first stunt is rather simple.

00:23This is simple?

00:24Quiet, knuckle-nose. A job's a job.

00:26We're rolling, Corrigan. This is a take.

00:29Action.

00:32Oh, that was great, boys. Now, act scared. Let's not waste the shot.

00:38Act? I've never been so scared in my life.

00:41Hey, they didn't give us any parachutes.

00:43I hate these low-budget pictures.

00:50Now, this is more like it. We got parachutes this time.

00:54Swell. Just remember to pull the ripcord.

00:57Rolling a game, Corrigan.

00:59Stunt number two. Action.

01:01Here we go again.

01:06Know something, fellas?

01:07What?

01:10We ain't gonna need these parachutes.

01:13Gerardo!

01:14It's not that we're chickens, but these stunts of yours could ruin our careers.

01:19Not to mention our health.

01:21Boys, I've decided to give you a raise.

01:23Boys, I've decided to give you a raise.

01:24We feel better already.

01:26Yeah, bring on the stunts.

01:27Good. Get set for the next scene.

01:29He wasn't kidding about giving us a raise.

01:33I'll bet we're 20,000 feet up.

01:35Uh-oh.

01:39Stand by, boys.

01:40Now, in this scene, you are to be shot down by the enemy ace.

01:45With a machine gun?

01:46Don't be ridiculous.

01:47You could get hurt if we use bullets.

01:50He's not kidding.

01:51I don't think I'm gonna like this.

01:53Okay, Corrigan.

01:54Action.

01:55Stunt number three.

01:57Look.

01:57It's the enemy ace.

02:05Good shot, Corrigan.

02:07Oh, something's wrong.

02:09They're coming back.

02:10Hey, we're falling up.

02:12Holy darts.

02:14Stand by for disaster.

02:18Hey, Director Branovich.

02:20Yes, I quit.

02:23Us too.

02:25Aye.

02:29But you can't quit.

02:30The show must go on.

02:32And it'll have to go on without us.

02:34Right.

02:35We'd rather go back to the unemployment line.

02:37Oh, that's too bad.

02:38Our last stunt takes place at a banquet.

02:41Banquet?

02:42That means food.

02:43And I'm starving.

02:45Where's our costumes?

02:46We're ready to act and eat.

02:48Set up the eating scene.

02:49We hit the jackpot, Lunkhead.

02:51Yeah, these are Roman costumes.

02:54Which means a Roman feast.

02:55But this is a take.

02:57Stunt number four.

03:00Let out the hungry lions.

03:02Lions.

03:10A Roman feast, all right.

03:12And we're on a menu.

03:13Gee, what a dirty trick.

03:15Well, that sure does.

03:17Whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:19Let's get on it.

03:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.

03:21Get out of my way.

03:22That is my own.

03:24Woo, woo, woo.

03:25Woo, woo, woo, woo.

03:26Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

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