The New 3 Stooges S01E19 Ready Jet Set, Go.ia

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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to the Air Race of the Century.

00:13Hurry up, you knuckleheads. The race is about to start.

00:16Contact!

00:17Contact!

00:18Oops.

00:20You lame brain, you busted it.

00:21Now we've got to get another propeller.

00:23None of these other planes have propellers.

00:25Boy, are you dumb.

00:27Those are jets, you echohead.

00:29Attention all pilots.

00:31Get set to take off.

00:33The race is about to begin.

00:35Okay, she's all set.

00:37Duke, is that the only propeller you could find?

00:39I took it off a wrecked helicopter.

00:42It was okay until he pulled the propeller off.

00:44Contact!

00:45Contact!

00:47Now hurry, you frazzled brains.

00:49Climb aboard!

00:51On your mark, get set, go!

00:55And may the better pilots emerge victorious.

01:01Hey, look!

01:02We're in first.

01:05Now we're in back.

01:07It's time to light the rockets.

01:08Stand by for countdown.

01:10You set?

01:11You set.

01:12Match lit?

01:13Match lit!

01:14Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

01:16Okay, light rocket.

01:18Rocket's lit!

01:20Hang on to your hat.

01:23We lost our wheels.

01:25You lost your wheels a long time ago.

01:30This is unbelievable.

01:32That junky old five plane has passed the new super deluxe jet.

01:36Uh-oh, there's the first turn.

01:38Stand by, Hook.

01:39All set.

01:40Toss out, Hook.

01:42Great!

01:44They've missed the turn.

01:46The stooges can't turn their plane.

01:49And here come the jets.

01:52Uh-oh, we can't turn.

01:54And there goes the rockets.

01:56What do we do now?

01:58There's only one thing we can do.

01:59What's that?

02:00Panic!

02:02Yeah!

02:05Like the retro rockets.

02:06I'm out of matches.

02:08Here, I got one.

02:09Brace yourselves.

02:12Zoe!

02:13They've lost their wings.

02:20Keep your heads down, you dummies.

02:21I can't see.

02:22I hate backseat drivers.

02:24Me too.

02:25Someone call the press.

02:27The stooges are making white history.

02:29Look, we're passing them again.

02:32And there's the last turn.

02:33Stand by, rear rockets.

02:35Rear rockets all set.

02:36Match all set.

02:37White rockets.

02:43We're still flying.

02:44This is flying?

02:45This is fantastic.

02:47You may make it to the finish line.

02:48They've won the race.

02:50Look out, we're gonna crash.

02:52You'll be sorry.

02:55Great Scott, we've lost our plane.

02:57That ain't all we lost.

03:03Here they come down to the finish line.

03:05And the winner is...

03:06The Space Stooges by a toe.

03:08Hey, look.

03:09We're winners.

03:10Oh, yeah?

03:11If those other pilots catch us, we're gonna be the losers.

03:14Let's get out of here.

03:17Hey, fellas.

03:18You forgot your trophy.

03:20Mail it to us.

03:21Care a gentle delivery.

03:22At the North Pole.

03:24I'm going to get out of here.

03:25I'm going to get my snow too.

03:27I'm going to get my snow too.

03:28Let's go.

03:36Now, if you men can get this train load of money to Parched Creek, you've got a steady job.

03:42But remember, you've got a problem.

03:44Bullwhip has dropped every train up to now.

03:46Okay, boys.

03:50Take over while I go back in the baggage car and get some sleep.

03:53And remember, watch out for Bullwhip.

03:55Don't stop for anything.

03:57What if there's something on the tracks?

03:58I said don't stop for anything, lame brain.

04:01Except maybe for old ladies and cows.

04:04Boy, what a mattress.

04:06Okay, Curly.

04:07You watch for old ladies and cows.

04:09I'll drive.

04:10Stop.

04:10There's an old lady on the track.

04:11Could you, handsome boys, give a sweet little old lady a lift to Pasadena?

04:21Now, how would you boys like a little of my homemade jasmine tea?

04:26Well, thank you, ma'am.

04:29My stars, is that a shooting arm you got there?

04:32Yes, ma'am.

04:33We have to protect the money in the baggage car.

04:36You let me have it.

04:37You awful men and your guns.

04:39Oh, there'll be no shooting while there's a lady on board.

04:43Well, okay, ma'am.

04:45You simple idiot.

04:47I fooled you.

04:48Bullwhip.

04:49Yeah, that's right.

04:51Now, you keep your nose to the throttle and not a peep out of you.

04:55Yes, ma'am.

04:55Yes, sir.

04:56Whatever you are.

04:57Oh, boy, is this heavy, huh?

05:11I gotta get out of these ladies' fineries.

05:18Tarnation.

05:19I wish I had a helping hand with this construction.

05:22Okay, Bull, back up.

05:26There'll be a smile, Matt.

05:28Don't try anything funny.

05:30Hey!

05:32I'll be botched.

05:34Not if I can help it.

05:36Yow!

05:43There's Mo, and is he mad?

05:45I don't want to look.

05:47Here comes those wooden heads.

05:49Wait till I get my hands up.

05:50No, stop!

05:51All right, you dumb bunnies.

05:57You're gonna get smarter or else.

05:59Get that?

05:59Yes, sir.

06:00I'm going back and restack that money.

06:04This costume should make those idiots put on the brakes.

06:07No!

06:08They wouldn't do this to old Bullwhip.

06:10Somebody give me a match.

06:26Somebody give me a match.

06:28Oh, no!

06:30Hey, fellas, guess what?

06:36We made it!

06:38And guess what?

06:39Bullwhip is right behind us.

06:42Come on, boys.

06:43We'll make this the end of the line for old Bull.

06:45Ma'am, you did it.

06:55And now you can burn the money.

06:57Burn it?

06:58Sure.

06:58It's counterfeit.

07:00Oh, we couldn't let you make a trial run with real money.

07:03Now, boys?

07:04Help!

07:06Help!

07:08Help!

07:09Help!

07:09Yeah!

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