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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Now,
00:29if you men can get this train load of money
00:32to Parched Creek, you've got a steady job.
00:34But remember, you've got a problem.
00:36Bullwhip has robbed every train
00:38up to now.
00:41Okay, boys. Take over while I go back
00:44in the baggage car and get some sleep.
00:45And remember, watch out for Bullwhip.
00:48Don't stop for anything.
00:49What if there's something on the tracks?
00:51I said, don't stop for anything, lame brain.
00:53Except maybe for old ladies and cows.
00:56Boy, what a mattress.
00:58Okay, Curly.
00:59You watch for old ladies and cows.
01:01I'll drive.
01:02Stop. There's an old lady on the track.
01:06Could you, handsome boys,
01:08give a sweet little old lady
01:09a lift to Pasadena?
01:14Now, how would you boys
01:15like a little of my homemade
01:17jasmine tea?
01:18Well, thank you, ma'am.
01:19My stars, is that a shooting line
01:23you've got there?
01:25Yes, ma'am.
01:25We have to protect the money
01:27in the baggage car.
01:28You let me have it.
01:29You awful men in your guns.
01:32Oh, there'll be no shooting
01:33while there's a lady on board.
01:35Well, okay, ma'am.
01:37Ha ha ha!
01:38You simple idiot!
01:39I fooled you!
01:41Ha!
01:41Bullwhip!
01:42Yeah, that's right.
01:43Now, you keep your nose
01:45to the throttle
01:45and not a peep out of you.
01:47Yes, ma'am.
01:48Yes, sir.
01:49Whatever you are.
01:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, whee!
02:00Boy, is this heavy!
02:02Ha!
02:03I gotta get out
02:05of these ladies' fineries!
02:11Tarn me!
02:12I wish I had a helping hand
02:13with this conspaction!
02:15Ah!
02:16Okay, Bull.
02:17Back up.
02:17What do you smile, Matt?
02:20Don't try anything funny.
02:22Hey!
02:23Ha ha ha ha!
02:25I'll be botched!
02:27Not if I can help it.
02:28Yee-ow!
02:36There's Moe,
02:37and is he mad?
02:38I don't wanna look.
02:40Here comes those wooden heads.
02:41Where'll I get my hands up?
02:43No, stop!
02:47All right, you dumb bunnies.
02:49You're gonna get smarter or else.
02:51Get that?
02:52Yes, sir.
02:52I'm going back
02:53and restack that money.
02:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
02:56This costume
02:57should make those idiots
02:58put on the brakes!
02:59No!
03:01They wouldn't do this
03:02to old bullwhip!
03:17Somebody give me a match!
03:21Oh, no!
03:22Hey, fellas, guess what?
03:28We made it!
03:30And guess what?
03:31Bullwhip is right behind us.
03:34Come on, boys.
03:36We'll make this
03:36the end of the line
03:37for old bull.
03:38Men, you did it.
03:47And now you can
03:48burn the money.
03:49Burn it?
03:50Sure.
03:51It's counterfeit.
03:52Oh, we couldn't let you
03:53make a trial run
03:54with real money.
03:55And now, boys?
03:57Help!
03:58Help!
03:58Help!
03:58Help!
04:00Help!
04:01Help!
04:01Help!

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