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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns โ€” the slapstick cartoon revival of comedyโ€™s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know itโ€™s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿฐ #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00Contact! Contact!
00:30Okay, Moe. The exhaust is working okay, boy.
00:42Yeah, I can see that.
00:44Take the wheel.
00:54There you are, fella. There's the wheel, right there.
00:58You idiot! Put it back!
01:00Turn on the ignition!
01:02All right, all right.
01:06Ignition on!
01:10Turn it off! Turn it off!
01:12Turn it off! Turn it off!
01:14Put it on! Turn it off!
01:16I wish you'd make up your mind.
01:18Maybe we're low on gas. Look at the gate.
01:20Uh, the needle is pointing halfway.
01:22I don't know whether it's half empty or half full.
01:26Oh, yeah, wait a minute.
01:28Get out of there!
01:30Come on, you don't know nothing about a car!
01:32What do you mean I know all about a car?
01:34I know this much. I know if the carburetor doesn't carb,
01:36and the differential is different,
01:38and the distributor doesn't distribute,
01:40and the crankcase gets cranky,
01:42that car will not run. How about that?
01:44You're a complete idiot now.
01:46What do you mean I'm a complete idiot?
01:47Get those tools!
01:48All right, get the tools.
01:49Fix those carburetors!
01:50Carburetors!
01:51Shut the ignition!
01:52Shoot that bar!
01:53All right, lift that rail!
01:54Let me in there,
01:55or I'll go to work on the whole thing here.
01:58Let a mechanic in there, will ya?
02:00Get out of there, mechanic!
02:02Wait a minute!
02:03Mechanical geniuses we are not!
02:05Have a look at our last mechanical failure.
02:08Watch it.
02:18Welcome to the auto race, ladies and gentlemen!
02:21You'll be seeing a lot of your old favorites today!
02:24Some of the drivers have driven from as far away as Los Angeles
02:28in order to take part in this annual race!
02:31Step on it, you lunkheads! The race is about to start!
02:34I don't get it!
02:35Why are we pushing?
02:36The same gas!
02:37Well...
02:38And now, drivers, mount up your horseless carriages!
02:42The race is about to begin!
02:44Clear the back, please!
02:47Now, here's our starting lineup!
02:49In car number one, Eddie Rutabaga!
02:55In car number two, Dirty Dan Dimwitty!
02:58Last year's champ!
02:59Wave to the dirty crowd, Dad!
03:01I mean, wave to the crowd, Dirty!
03:03Dirty!
03:04Boo!
03:06Boo!
03:09Gold Dirty is the unpopular favorite to win this race again, like every year!
03:13Uh-oh!
03:14Get set, gang!
03:15There goes the gun!
03:16They're off!
03:18They're off!
03:19All right, who turned out the lights?
03:20Maybe they'll call the race on the count of darkness!
03:28I just love these dirty, tricky starts!
03:33Hey, this is going to be going forward!
03:34That's up to the driver!
03:35All right, wise guy!
03:36This is just a temporary setback!
03:37I've heard of horsepower, but this is ridiculous!
03:39Eddie Rutabaga has the lead, followed closely by Belly Vigonia!
03:40And wait a minute!
03:41There goes Dirty Dan Dimwitty!
03:42He's leading the pack!
03:43He's pulling away!
03:44But hold it, ladies and gentlemen!
03:45Here comes the three stooges!
03:46I don't believe it!
03:47Still trying to catch up with old Dirty Dan, eh?
03:51That's all right!
03:52I've heard of horsepower, but this is ridiculous!
03:54Eddie Rutabaga has the lead, followed closely by Belly Vigonia!
03:58And wait a minute!
03:59There goes Dirty Dan Dimwitty!
04:00Ha ha ha!
04:01He's leading the pack!
04:02He's pulling away!
04:04But hold it, ladies and gentlemen!
04:07Here comes the three stooges!
04:08Ha ha ha!
04:09I don't believe it!
04:10Ha ha ha!
04:11Now, still trying to catch up with old Dirty Dan, eh?
04:14Hang on, the bridge is up.
04:22So are we.
04:23It's nice up here this time of day.
04:25Yeah, no traffic.
04:27Last one down was a rotten egg.
04:31How about that?
04:32We're in the lead again.
04:44That doesn't.
04:50Nothing tells me we should have let them pass.
05:00Hey, I can see how are you from here.
05:03Don't worry, I'll get us down.
05:05I don't doubt that for a minute.
05:08And here comes the winning offer now.
05:10Of course, it's dirty, Dan, and...
05:13Wait a minute, it's a great student.
05:16Hey, slow down.
05:18We're out of control.
05:20Naturally, we got no brakes.
05:22Drag.
05:23Drag, drag.
05:25We got the trophy.
05:28You never look better, you jughead.
05:30We're champs, nothing can stop us now.
05:32You ain't kidding.
05:33We'll be traveling clear into next Wednesday.
05:35Drag your feet, you knuckleheads.
05:37I know what's wrong.
05:41What, genius?
05:42You know what makes this car run?
05:44Yeah?
05:45It's busted.
05:46Oh, not the rubber band.
05:48Yes, the rubber band.
05:49Now we gotta find something with elastic in it.
05:51Yeah, what are we gonna find something with a...
05:53We gotta...
05:54Oh, no.
05:55No, you don't, fella.
05:55Oh, yeah.
05:55Now, come on.
05:56Oh, yeah.
05:56I need it.
05:57I got enough, fella.
05:58I gotta hold it.
05:59I need a hold of my head.
06:00No, you don't.
06:01No, you don't.
06:03Hey, wait a minute.
06:04Hey, fella.
06:04Hey, wait for me.
06:05Wait.
06:05Wait.
06:06Watch me now, fella.

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