Here We Go Season 3 Episode 6

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00:00Why are you taking a can out?

00:07You're supposed to roll stuff.

00:10I'll just climb on top of it.

00:11Be careful!

00:13Hey, Robin!

00:14Robin!

00:15Oh, God, God!

00:16Oh, my God!

00:17Oh, my God!

00:18Oh, Robin!

00:19Someone, get him out, please!

00:21Rachel, help me!

00:23Well, help me out!

00:24Lower me into the pool!

00:25What?

00:26Just get him at the shallow end!

00:28Yeah, that's a better idea.

00:29Yeah.

00:30And ask your father about the Maltese healthcare system.

00:32Yeah.

00:33Why would that help?

00:34Well, just in case we have to pay.

00:35We're still taking him to hospital, you stingy dick!

00:38I was just going to voicemail.

00:40Do something, Sam!

00:41I am doing something.

00:42I'm filming.

00:43Do something helpful!

00:44Get Robin some ice!

00:45Or give me some wine.

00:46Robin!

00:47Oh!

00:48Oh, good!

00:49He's groaning!

00:50Oh, Robin, are you OK?

00:51I fell in the pool.

00:52I know you did, buddy.

00:53Robin!

00:54OK, realise it's going to make me sound quite selfish,

00:57but I'm off out.

00:58Oh, very helpful.

00:59Thank you, Amy.

01:00And medical treatment's free for UK tourists here, by the way.

01:03Can someone call an ambulance, please?

01:05Oh, now we're calling an ambulance.

01:07Yeah.

01:08And, Rachel, I need a hoist.

01:09What?

01:10Can you find a rope or some strong string to get him out of here?

01:12What are you talking...

01:13What is your plan?

01:14Just take him to the shallow end.

01:16Right.

01:17Where there are steps.

01:18Wow.

01:19OK, well, help me lift it, then!

01:20Well, I can't.

01:21I'm phoning for an ambulance.

01:22No, is that OK?

01:23Sam, please, can you put the camera down and help your dad?

01:24Do something.

01:25Really?

01:26Get in the pool, Sam!

01:27Alright, fine.

01:28Now!

01:29Honestly, this holiday.

01:30Look at it.

01:31Wow.

01:32Can you not put a handker at the back of your hat, please?

01:34You look like such a tourist.

01:35Yeah, you look rubbish.

01:36Alright.

01:37Can you...

01:38My skin is highly flammable.

01:40Flammable.

01:41Burnable.

01:42Here we go.

01:43I burn like bilio if I'm not careful.

01:44So, you know, if we see anyone selling a sombrero or something...

01:47Oh, no.

01:48Please do not wear a sombrero.

01:50You're not on a stag.

01:51All Mexican, crucially.

01:53Oh, guys!

01:54Malta's got two Caravaggio's!

01:56Oh, wicked!

01:57We ate the one in Cambridge, didn't we, babe?

01:59We...

02:00Well, that was Carluccio's.

02:01What's this one?

02:02Yeah.

02:03Caravaggio.

02:04Yeah, he's an artist, not a restaurant.

02:05Oh.

02:06Yeah.

02:07The cathedral has his The Beheading of St John, if you want to see that.

02:10No, I don't want to see that.

02:11Why would I want to see that?

02:12Sounds like an ISIS video.

02:14Okay, well, we should definitely check out the Hypogeum, guys.

02:16That looks slay.

02:18What?

02:19What is that?

02:20It's a...

02:21It's a Neolithic burial chamber.

02:22I mean, what are you talking about, man?

02:24A chamber?

02:25Some kids went missing there in the 1940s.

02:27We had very different ideas about how to do holiday support.

02:30Yeah.

02:31We are not going to complete the guidebook, okay?

02:34The only old thing we're here to see is my dad.

02:37All right.

02:38I just thought we could explore the history a bit.

02:39No, thanks.

02:40I just want to veg by the pool and empty my head.

02:43Yeah.

02:44Shouldn't be too difficult.

02:45Yeah.

02:46Exactly.

02:47Me too.

02:48From the busy schedule of not doing anything.

02:50Well, I hope Dad hasn't planned anything.

02:52Well, of course he won't, Robin.

02:54I mean, since when did he ever plan anything or think of others?

02:58Oh, my God.

02:59Where is this road?

03:00What's it called?

03:01Okay.

03:02So, everybody, please look for...

03:03It's...

03:04Yeah.

03:05Soft X, like how Sean Connery would say.

03:06Okay.

03:07Okay, that hasn't helped.

03:08It should be here.

03:09Oh.

03:10Maybe it's down there.

03:11Oh, well done, Sam.

03:12Well, we can all say, maybe it's down there.

03:13Maybe it's down there.

03:14Maybe it's down there.

03:15Maybe it's down there.

03:16Oh, well done, Sam.

03:17Well, we can all say, maybe it's down there.

03:19Maybe it's down there.

03:20All right, Mum.

03:21Don't take it out on Sam.

03:22Oh, God.

03:23Sorry.

03:24Sorry, Sam.

03:25We'll try this way, shall we, babe?

03:26Yes.

03:27You try that way.

03:28Okay.

03:29Are you all right?

03:30I think it's...

03:31Yeah, sorry.

03:32I'm just, uh, stressed about seeing my dad.

03:34Why are you stressed?

03:35I'm not on his mean to.

03:37He's not mean.

03:38He just winds you up.

03:39The last time we saw him, Amy, he called me a Wally.

03:41Yeah.

03:42I'm gonna talk to him.

03:43I've decided.

03:44Well, we're staying with him.

03:46Of course you're going to.

03:47No.

03:48I mean, about my childhood.

03:49About him being a bad dad.

03:51Oh.

03:52Yeah.

03:53Right.

03:54Are you sure?

03:55My teacher thinks I'm carrying some baggage.

03:57Well, yeah.

03:58Some metaphorical baggage, which I need to deal with before becoming a counsellor.

04:02He wasn't a bad dad, was he?

04:04You turned out all right.

04:05Well, he once forgot to pick up Robin from a football tournament for five hours.

04:08Yeah, to you, though.

04:09Yeah, and he once sold Robin's bike without telling him, because he needs some money.

04:12To you, though, Ma?

04:13And he was also not great to me.

04:14Not great in what way?

04:16Well, I can't think of any specific examples, but I...

04:20Right!

04:21Yes?

04:22Is...

04:23Sim-tismish, down here.

04:24Bingo!

04:25Yeah!

04:26Well done, Robin.

04:27How are you all?

04:28Great.

04:29It's big, innit?

04:30It's huge.

04:31I'll, er...

04:32How can he afford this?

04:33Wowie.

04:34I know.

04:35David Wowie.

04:36Isn't it?

04:37No.

04:38Let us in!

04:39Dad!

04:40Where is he?

04:41Dad?

04:42Bang harder.

04:44Open up!

04:45It's the police!

04:46Oh, my God.

04:47Get over it.

04:48Yeah.

04:49Nothing?

04:50Dad!

04:51Where is he?

04:52We've got the right bags.

04:53I hope so.

04:54I don't know.

04:55He's got some...

04:56Blinds are down.

04:57I'll give him a call.

04:58Do you lights on, or...?

04:59Hang on, he's texted.

05:00Oh, yeah.

05:01What time do you get in?

05:02I'll be back at 3.

05:03What time is it now?

05:049.30.

05:05Oh, well...

05:06What are we going to do for that time?

05:07There's lots to see.

05:08Typical.

05:09It's absolutely quite typical.

05:10I told him...

05:11It's...

05:12I told him we arrived this morning.

05:13So...

05:14Oh!

05:15Oh!

05:16That is classic!

05:18Gotcha!

05:19I'm just teasing.

05:21Malteasing.

05:22Welcome to Malta.

05:23Oh, that is brilliant, that is.

05:25Yeah, yeah.

05:26Good joke.

05:27Great joke.

05:28It's just lying.

05:29Oh, look at...

05:30Look at your face.

05:31Look.

05:32You thought I'd forgotten, didn't you, Rachel?

05:33No, I didn't, actually.

05:34Nice to see you.

05:35Oh, hi, Granddad.

05:36Oh, my God.

05:37Amy, look at you.

05:39You're an absolute sex pop.

05:41She's your granddaughter.

05:42Sex pop.

05:43You're working, are you?

05:44Studying or...?

05:45No.

05:46And also, no.

05:47Nothing.

05:48Just like me, then.

05:49Yeah.

05:50Oh, and there's a lovely cherry.

05:52Oh, looking stunning as ever.

05:54Oh, stop it, you dirty old man.

05:58And Porky.

05:59Porky the pig.

06:00There he is.

06:01Yeah, the policeman.

06:02Oh!

06:03Very glad I left England, if this is the sort of dross they're taking on the force now.

06:06Oh!

06:07Very good, very good.

06:08So, yeah.

06:09Where's that gorgeous mother of yours, eh?

06:11Oh, well, yeah, sorry, Michael.

06:12She decided to stay at home and re-watch all 70 episodes of Poirot.

06:15Oh.

06:16As if she can figure out how to turn the telly on without us.

06:18Fair dues, fair dues.

06:19Calm down.

06:20Right, well, where's the boy, then, Robin?

06:22He's sleeping at the moment.

06:23Oh, that's the way I like him.

06:25Now, that's called a baby, Dad.

06:27You might remember Mum mentioning that.

06:29I did my fair share, Rachel, thank you.

06:31I looked after you, looked after both of you.

06:33At times.

06:34Yeah, I remember that.

06:35Oh.

06:36Yeah.

06:37Look at him.

06:38I know.

06:39My first grandson.

06:40Yeah.

06:41Erm...

06:42And there's also Sam.

06:43Yeah.

06:44Oh, you were after Sam.

06:45Yeah, you all right, mate?

06:46Yeah.

06:47Hi, Grandad.

06:48You sort of forget he's there sometimes, don't you?

06:50I do.

06:51Yeah.

06:52Well, I mean, I don't, but...

06:53So how come you moved here, Dad?

06:54I thought you liked it in France.

06:55Yeah, we did, yeah, but...

06:58Well, France was just a bit too French.

07:00You know, after a while, with the language and everything.

07:02Yeah.

07:03So they spoke French.

07:04That was your problem with France, was it?

07:06Yeah, but everyone speaks English, yeah.

07:07It's fantastic.

07:08And the tax arrangements are fit as.

07:11Aha.

07:12Right.

07:13Come on through.

07:14Anyone want a Maltese lager?

07:15Ooh.

07:16Or a coffee, as it's 9.30.

07:18I want to take the pearl.

07:19Yeah.

07:20Ah, yeah, now.

07:21About that.

07:22Ah.

07:23OK.

07:24I mean...

07:25Because you said you had a pool.

07:27I have.

07:28I've got an infinity pool.

07:29You're looking at it.

07:30With water in there.

07:31Water I don't have currently.

07:33It's not really a pool then, is it?

07:35It's just a hole.

07:37An infinity hole.

07:38Can we not fill it up?

07:40No, it leaks.

07:41It's a leaker.

07:42OK, well, this is...

07:43Fine.

07:44Er, is it?

07:45Yeah, we can still, you know, sit round it.

07:47Well, I wasn't going to swim anywhere.

07:48Well, there you go.

07:49Perfect.

07:50Perfect.

07:51I don't think three days sat by an empty pool is perfect.

07:54We're not just going to stay here, mate.

07:55You know, there's plenty to do.

07:57Oh, God, that is all I need.

08:00Where's a good place to feed the baby, Michael?

08:02In the mouth, traditionally.

08:04No, anywhere you like, my love.

08:06In the mouth.

08:07I love that.

08:08I meant to ask about the attractions, actually, Michael.

08:13Yeah?

08:14What are the best Neolithic temples to see, do you think?

08:16Are there temples over there?

08:17Are there temples?

08:18Yeah, there are temples.

08:19They're older than Stonehenge.

08:20No, you're joking.

08:21Yeah, there's at least 19 of them.

08:23Oh, my God, 19.

08:24Yeah, the remnants of an ancient civilisation, some say.

08:27Oh.

08:28It's...

08:29Oh, you're taking the piss, aren't you?

08:30I am, yeah.

08:31Yeah.

08:32You can see him on your tod, I think, Porky.

08:34Splash on the old Dulux and waddle down there.

08:37Do you want a coffee, Ray?

08:38Yeah, I will, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:39Here you are.

08:40Oh, wow, okay.

08:41You bought that for yourself, did you, Dad?

08:42No, I think Robin got that for me.

08:44Surely not.

08:45Could be, yeah, back in the day.

08:47Well, maybe it was one of my other kids you two don't know about.

08:49That's joking.

08:50Is that a joke?

08:51I mean, I don't know.

08:52So, what other stuff is there to do, then, Grandad, in water?

08:55Oh, well, now, hey, for one thing, yeah.

08:58And there's a fantastic ice cream place, and there's a restaurant that does swordfish.

09:02Okay, because I would like to go for a walk at some point.

09:06Oh, yeah, there are walks, yeah, and bike rides.

09:08With you, I mean.

09:09Diving, and the aquarium ain't too shabby, actually.

09:12Diving?

09:13As in scuba diving?

09:14Yeah.

09:15Oh, I've always wanted to do that.

09:16Oh, hell yes.

09:17That would be more suave.

09:18To talk.

09:19Well, I'll give them a call, you know.

09:20Dive, dive, dive!

09:21Yeah!

09:22Woo-hoo!

09:23I'll try later.

09:24Oh, there's a frog in the pool.

09:29Wow.

09:32You don't need that much, shall we?

09:34I need to cover everything, Gerry.

09:36In weather like this, I just...

09:37I honestly wish I could just wear...

09:39a burka.

09:40What?

09:41Yeah, you can't do that.

09:43Yeah, I know I can't.

09:44Is my nape covered, Rach?

09:45Can you cream up my nape?

09:46It's my Achilles heel.

09:47Just put the peak at the back, and then do your face.

09:50Oh, yeah, good thinking.

09:52You not diving then, Sam?

09:54No, I'll probably just go to the aquarium.

09:56Same thing, innit?

09:57But...

09:58drier.

09:59Well, I am going to stroll to the Hypogeum

10:01slash Tarxian temples.

10:02If, er, anyone wants in.

10:04Should be fascinating.

10:05No, thanks.

10:06Is it just a load of old rocks?

10:07Yeah, well, you could say that about any

10:08Neolithic temple complex, Gerry.

10:10You know, the rocks are arranged into chambers.

10:12Oh, my God.

10:13Can you stop banging on about chambers, mate?

10:14No-one wants to go into a chamber.

10:16No.

10:17Hang on.

10:18Hello, Mum?

10:19Yes, I can hear you.

10:20Can you hear me?

10:21Yeah?

10:22Well, which remote controller, Mum?

10:25They're all black, Mum.

10:27Well, they all have numbers, Mum.

10:29Yeah!

10:30OK, Amy and Robin.

10:32Hello!

10:33Oh, someone's up for it.

10:34I am, yeah.

10:35Er, my name's Ruby.

10:36I'll be your pilot this afternoon.

10:38Do you want your briefing in English or Maltese?

10:40English, please.

10:41English, please.

10:42I'm just kidding.

10:43I've been here six years and I know literally one word of Maltese.

10:46How are you doing with your kit?

10:48Very tight.

10:49Oh, yeah.

10:50And please, please don't wee into the wetsuits when we're in the pool.

10:53Or, obviously, at any other time.

10:55Ah.

10:56What do you mean?

10:57Ah.

10:58Have you done it already?

10:59Ah.

11:00Can you tell by looking?

11:01Well, no.

11:02No, then I haven't then.

11:03I did have a question though.

11:04Do we get a harpoon?

11:05No, you don't get a harpoon.

11:06OK, follow-up question.

11:07Are there sharks?

11:08Not in the pool.

11:09No.

11:10What do you mean pool?

11:11Why do you keep...?

11:12We want to dive in the sea.

11:13Yeah.

11:14Yeah, sorry.

11:15Newbies have to do an intro dive in the pool.

11:17Oh.

11:18Oh, what?

11:19Really?

11:20That little pecker?

11:21Diving in the pool?

11:22What's that?

11:23Skydiving off a ladder?

11:24Yes.

11:25It's a waste of money.

11:26I mean, that is just so shit.

11:27That's rubbish.

11:28No, it's not shit.

11:29It's actually very fun.

11:31Oh, come off it, mate.

11:32It's as boring as a book.

11:33Can we not dive in the sea?

11:35Come on, please.

11:36It's an insurance thing.

11:37I can't really...

11:38They've done it before.

11:39Diving.

11:40Yeah, they're not newbies.

11:41Really?

11:42Yeah.

11:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:44They dived on a last family holiday in Nepal.

11:47Landlocked Nepal.

11:48Oh, no.

11:49Not Nepal.

11:50No.

11:51The other one.

11:52What was it?

11:53China.

11:54Yeah, Thailand.

11:55That's it.

11:56They know what they're doing.

11:57Okay.

11:58Well, if you want to sign a waiver and just, like, go for it, I'd be happy to do that.

12:01I mean, the pool is extremely boring.

12:03Okay, great.

12:04Yeah, they'll do that, won't you?

12:05Great.

12:06That's a nice one, Dad.

12:07Yeah, sorry.

12:08I'm not sure you should lie about having dived before, guys.

12:12Yeah, but they've got to go in the sea, though.

12:13That's the whole point.

12:14Exactly.

12:15Yeah, obviously.

12:16You give the fun police an inch and they make you do a risk assessment before wiping

12:19your arse.

12:20Oh!

12:21Okay, all right.

12:22Well, I'm off to see the temples if anyone wants to join.

12:24No.

12:25Or...

12:26Still no.

12:27Cares.

12:28No.

12:29Um, so, yeah.

12:30Um...

12:31We'll go for a walk then, shall we?

12:33Oh, no.

12:34I'm having a massage.

12:35A massage?

12:36Yeah.

12:37You're having a massage?

12:38It's a day.

12:39One weekend when your family is staying with you.

12:41You're having a massage.

12:42My shoulders are in knots, Rachel.

12:43Yeah, but I want to talk to you, Dad.

12:45Go on, then.

12:46What the...?

12:47Oh!

12:48Do it tomorrow.

12:49All right, guys.

12:50This just says that you know what you're doing.

12:52Yeah.

12:53And that I'm not liable for any sort of injury, death or general disappointment.

12:57Huh.

12:58Um, sorry.

12:59Just by death.

13:00What do you mean by death?

13:01So, even though Ruby's earning less here than she was in Chester, she's got way more

13:05spending money.

13:06She reckons we could go out all night for, like, 30 quid.

13:09Okay.

13:10Well, my question was, did you enjoy the diving, Amy?

13:13Oh.

13:14Yeah.

13:15Yeah, there were a lot of jellyfish.

13:16Right.

13:17Robin got a bit freaked out.

13:18I did, actually.

13:19Yeah.

13:20One of them had these massive testicles.

13:21Tentacles.

13:22What?

13:23Could be.

13:24Yeah.

13:25I mean, it's hard to know as well with jellies, isn't it?

13:26Should've gone aquarium with me and Sam.

13:27Yeah.

13:28How'd you get on then, Paul?

13:30Have fun at your chamber, did ya?

13:31Er, well, it was a bit of a hefty height getting there, yeah.

13:34But, no, the hypogeum was absolutely scintillating, thanks, Gerry.

13:38Yeah.

13:39Yeah.

13:40Where's, er...

13:41Where's Michael?

13:43Um, he had to have a massage, apparently.

13:46And now he's out buying plums.

13:49Mm-hmm.

13:50Yeah, I think he's just trying to avoid me.

13:51Yeah.

13:52Mm.

13:53I'm not sure it's worth it, babe.

13:55What isn't?

13:56Talking to him.

13:58Don't think it'll help.

13:59Well, given that I've spent the last two years training to be a counsellor, clearly I think that talking to people does help.

14:03Well, it's a cowpole.

14:05Tez, I've got an absolute splitter.

14:07You are not downing cowpole again, Robin.

14:10It is for Atlas, not your hangovers.

14:12Okay, well, I'm gonna get some fresh air then.

14:15I've got a bit of a headache too, actually.

14:17Must be from absorbing so much history.

14:20Whoa, Dan, what is that?

14:23Ah!

14:24What are you doing out?

14:25Is it someone?

14:26Yeah.

14:27Where?

14:28When?

14:29Huh?

14:30Oh, my God.

14:31Oh, Dad.

14:32It's a perfect semicircle.

14:34I thought it was all hats.

14:36Is it where the hole is?

14:38Oh, my God.

14:39Rachel!

14:40Well, don't blame me.

14:41Well, you told me to turn my hat round.

14:43You didn't have to do it.

14:44You didn't even cream up the hat holes.

14:46Is it all right?

14:48It's not funny, Amy.

14:50Okay, I mean it is.

14:51It is actually, yeah.

14:53I look like a sunset.

14:54I should have bought a sombrero.

14:56Get a sombrero.

14:57Oh, yeah.

14:58Get a sombrero.

14:59Oh, my God.

15:00What?

15:01Robin's fallen in the pool.

15:03Classic.

15:04Well, there's no water in it.

15:06Oh!

15:07Oh!

15:08Robin!

15:09Robin!

15:10Robin!

15:11Oh, God!

15:12Oh, my God!

15:13Robin!

15:14Oh, Robin!

15:15The Benz?

15:16You've got the Benz?

15:17I have got the Benz.

15:18And I've got an OK computer.

15:20I've even got Pablo Honey.

15:21What?

15:22It's a Radiohead joke.

15:24I've got the Benz, yeah.

15:26Well, you haven't lost your sense of humour, I see.

15:28Trust you to get the Benz, Robin.

15:30It's how typical of you.

15:31Oh, sorry, babe.

15:33It's serious, Dad.

15:35No, no, no.

15:36I'm still laughing at Porky's sombrero.

15:37Oh, okay.

15:38Thank you, Michael.

15:39Actually, your fault this has happened, you do realise.

15:41What?

15:42I wasn't even there.

15:43You made him skip the safety dive in the pool.

15:44Well, he's a grown-up.

15:45I didn't make him do anything.

15:46And you were into it, Mum.

15:47I wasn't into it, Sam.

15:49It's just...

15:50Er, yeah, you were.

15:51Mr Hankey!

15:52Yo!

15:53Excuse me.

15:54Could we talk privately for a moment?

15:55Oh, hello, Matron.

15:56Doctor.

15:57Doctor.

15:58I'm so sorry.

15:59Your grandmother.

16:00Hello, Mum.

16:01Yes, I can hear you.

16:02Can you hear me?

16:03Step into my office, don't you?

16:04Can you hear me?

16:05Can you hear me now?

16:06Have you got Poirot on yet?

16:08Oh, my God.

16:10What is up with you?

16:12You ain't got the benzeneau, have you?

16:13No.

16:14Just hung over.

16:15Ah.

16:16Massini kept buying me shots.

16:18Massini?

16:19Who is this person?

16:20One of Ruby's mates.

16:21Oh, aye.

16:22Where'd you go?

16:23Met at Badass Burger, then cocktails at Bar Q.

16:27Yeah.

16:28And ended up in Sky Club.

16:29Ooh!

16:30It was wild.

16:31I had no idea there were, like, young people here.

16:34Oh, yeah, there's a fair few people your age here that...

16:38You should move over here.

16:39What?

16:40What?

16:41What are you talking about?

16:42Moving with me.

16:43I've got room, I've got plenty of room.

16:44Don't be nuts.

16:45Would that be all right?

16:46No.

16:47Yeah, of course.

16:48That is complete madness.

16:49No, sorry.

16:50No.

16:51No, Amy, what about Bedford?

16:52Er...

16:53And your band?

16:54Yeah, the band's not going to work.

16:55Well, no, not with half of it based in Malta.

16:57No.

16:58And Carlo reckoned he could get me a job at, um, Embassy Cinema.

17:02There you go.

17:03No, not there you go, Dad.

17:04We don't even know who this Carlo is, so don't say things like that.

17:07Why not?

17:08Because you can't forget to send her a birthday card every year,

17:10then suggest she moves in with you.

17:11That's what I've done.

17:12And Amy doesn't care about cards, do you?

17:14No.

17:15There you go.

17:16You're free to go in now.

17:17Thank you so much.

17:19And just pick an episode and okay, okay?

17:22Can we discuss this when we're not in a hospital, please?

17:24Figure it out, Mark.

17:25All right.

17:26Well, what do you say?

17:27What happens now?

17:28Okay, so apparently I'm going to be moved to the hyperbaric chamber.

17:31What?

17:32Wasn't that where you went yesterday?

17:34Oh, no, that's the hypergium.

17:35It's a Neolithic burial chamber, yeah.

17:37Right, okay.

17:38And this one's what?

17:39Hyperbaric.

17:40A high-pressure oxygen chamber.

17:42Yup.

17:43Right, so you're spending your holiday in a chamber now, no?

17:46Looks like it, yeah.

17:47Don't worry, baby.

17:48Don't have to come with me.

17:49It'll be well boring.

17:50Well, of course I'm coming.

17:51I'm not leaving you here while you're riddled with the pens, am I?

17:53I've got yo.

17:54No.

17:56Hello, Mama.

17:58You've got it on.

18:00Great.

18:01She's got it on, everyone.

18:02Okay, yeah.

18:03Japanese?

18:04Well, which remote did that?

18:06So, what are you going to do with Atlas if you're both at the chamber?

18:10Oh, God.

18:11Yeah, I forgot about that.

18:13Well, I can take the lead.

18:15You?

18:16Are you serious?

18:17Yeah, why not?

18:18I'm good with children.

18:19Are you?

18:20What children are you thinking of?

18:21Uh-huh.

18:22And it would be nice to spend some time with my grandson.

18:25Your second grandson.

18:26There's also...

18:27Sam's also your grandson.

18:28Yeah, I know.

18:29Never said he wasn't.

18:30We'll go for a walk, shall we, Atlas?

18:32Take you round the letter.

18:34Yeah, I've been asking to go for a walk with you since I got here, so...

18:36So, come with us.

18:37How can that be my...

18:38For God's sake, Rachel, chill out just for once in your life, eh?

18:41Is it dud?

18:42Is it dud?

18:44Surely David Suchet isn't actually speaking Japanese.

18:48What's that for over there, Grandad?

18:50Don't know.

18:51Don't care.

18:52Ask your dad when he gets back from his temple or wherever he is.

18:55Tunnels?

18:56He's gone down some old Crusader tunnels today.

18:58Oh, wow.

18:59He knows how to have a good time, doesn't he?

19:01At least he won't get burned.

19:02Oh, I'm sure he'll find a way to Wally.

19:05Please don't call my husband a Wally, Dad.

19:08Well, he called himself a Wally when he burned that semicircle into his face.

19:12Do you know where the cathedral is, Grandad?

19:14With the Caravaggios?

19:15I know there's a good ice cream place around here somewhere.

19:18That I do know.

19:19But I'm not into that, I'm afraid.

19:22Ancient history.

19:23Yeah, so, Dad, there are some things I want to talk about,

19:26about my...

19:27mine and Robin's childhoods.

19:28Speaking of ancient history...

19:29No, I'm serious, Dad.

19:31Given that I'm training to be a counsellor,

19:33you know, this is something I want to talk about.

19:36Yeah, and I want to get an ice cream, so how about we do my idea, eh?

19:39Yeah, I'd much prefer to get an ice cream as well, actually.

19:41What?

19:42Why are you so resistant to this?

19:43Well, it's a generational thing.

19:45People my age, you know, were just not into it.

19:47What?

19:48Talking?

19:49About the past, yeah.

19:51Do you know what happened to my dad during the war?

19:53No.

19:54Exactly.

19:55Neither do I.

19:56He never talked about it, he never wanted to.

19:58Well, you see, that is...

20:00It's just not healthy.

20:01Well, what would you know, eh?

20:03He lived till he was 78, and he was a bloody good father.

20:07As was I, by the way, as was I.

20:08What are you telling me?

20:09You're telling yourself.

20:10Oh, fashionable middle-class crap is what it is.

20:12Talking, talking, talking.

20:13Just get over yourself, yeah?

20:17Oh, hey, Amy.

20:19Oh, thank God.

20:20Hey.

20:21That was good timing.

20:22Hey, Amy's family.

20:23Hello again, Ruby.

20:24Hi.

20:25Alright.

20:27So, you guys still having a nice holla bobs?

20:30Sort of.

20:31Mum's trying to work through some generic childhood trauma,

20:33and Robin's now got the Ben's.

20:35Ah, okay.

20:36Glad you signed that waiver, then.

20:41If you fancy joining, a few of us are going to Badass Burger for lunch.

20:44Yes, please.

20:45Anywhere but here is ideal.

20:46Didn't you go there last night?

20:48I'll see you later, yeah?

20:49Oh, well.

20:50Okay.

20:51Don't stay out all night, Amy.

20:53She's not moving here.

20:56Ruby.

20:57Cool.

20:58Oh, Ruby.

20:59Where's the cathedral with the Caravaggio's?

21:03Thanks.

21:08I might...

21:11Oh, okay.

21:16Not much.

21:17No recording, please.

21:20Okay, okay.

21:21Turn it off.

21:22Oh, cut off it.

21:23I mean...

21:24What?

21:25Disengaged?

21:26What the hell does that mean?

21:27Of course I wasn't disengaged.

21:28You didn't even notice when Robin was getting bullied at school.

21:31He didn't tell me.

21:32I'm not a mind reader, Rachel.

21:33It just felt like...

21:34It felt like you weren't paying attention to us.

21:36Oh, you could bloody talk.

21:37Slagging me off.

21:38You haven't even noticed how miserable your daughter is.

21:41I...

21:42What?

21:43No...

21:44Well, she's single again.

21:45She's unemployed.

21:46You don't even see it.

21:47I do.

21:48She's fine.

21:49So...

21:50Hi.

21:51Hi, Sam.

21:52How was it?

21:53Yeah, you know, churchy.

21:54Yeah.

21:55Are you guys still talking?

21:56Trying to, but...

21:58Right.

21:59Er...

22:00Where's Atlas?

22:07Where's Atlas?

22:08Dad?

22:09Erm, I thought you had him.

22:10You were pushing a pram?

22:11Yeah, he'll be here.

22:12Of course he will.

22:13Okay, did you leave it somewhere?

22:14Erm...

22:15I don't know.

22:16It might be back there.

22:17Back where?

22:18Where?

22:19No, he's defying.

22:20Don't panic, Rachel.

22:21Don't...

22:22Oh.

22:23Excuse me.

22:24Excuse me.

22:25Excuse me.

22:26I'm away.

22:27Excuse me.

22:28Oh, come on.

22:29Come on.

22:30Put the ice cream in the bin, Dad.

22:31Yeah.

22:32Keep up, please.

22:33God, we've lost the baby.

22:34We've lost the baby.

22:35No, we haven't.

22:36We can't.

22:37This way.

22:38Come on.

22:39Sam, call your dad.

22:40Yeah, yeah.

22:41Oh, is this it?

22:42Is this it?

22:43Oh, right.

22:44Sorry, sorry, sorry.

22:45I knew you'd do something like this.

22:47Well, you were here too, Rachel.

22:48You were here in the old bloody time.

22:49Should we call the police?

22:50I mean, yes, at some point, but we just need to find the baby.

22:53Yes, we do.

22:54Of course we do.

22:55Right?

22:56Oh, God.

22:57It's me.

22:58You okay?

22:59No, no.

23:00Paul's here.

23:01I'm coming.

23:02Nearly there.

23:03Sam told me.

23:04Have you seen him?

23:05Have you found him?

23:06Okay.

23:07Okay.

23:08We need to retrace our steps.

23:09Okay?

23:10Yeah.

23:11Where have you been?

23:12We went to get coffee.

23:13And then we went for an ice cream.

23:14No, no, no.

23:15I didn't have to pram at the ice cream.

23:16Well, where did you go for coffee?

23:17It was a van.

23:18It had a sign on.

23:20Letters.

23:21Capital letters.

23:22A sign with capital letters on it.

23:23Yeah, that really narrows it down.

23:24Well, you try thinking of a sunny day.

23:25Yeah, I am.

23:26I'm trying.

23:27It was sunny.

23:28And it was near the sea.

23:29It's a small island, Rachel.

23:31Everything's near the sea.

23:32And there was a door.

23:33A doorway behind.

23:34Okay.

23:35Made of stone.

23:36It looked old.

23:37And an eye.

23:38What?

23:39An eye?

23:40Yeah, there was an eye.

23:42Above the door.

23:43A stone one, I think.

23:44I mean, now I say that, that doesn't sound right.

23:46An eye?

23:47What kind of eye?

23:48A sort of human eye.

23:49A big one.

23:50Have you ever seen an eye like that around here?

23:52No.

23:53Of course I have.

23:54Hang on, hang on.

23:55What?

23:56You all right?

23:58Porta del Sorcoso.

24:01What?

24:02The Knights of Malta built an eye above the Porta del Sorcoso

24:07as a sign of vigilance and protection.

24:09Where?

24:10Where?

24:11For St. Elmo.

24:12This way.

24:13I actually wanted to go there anyway.

24:14Okay.

24:15Quickly.

24:16Come on, Dan.

24:17I am.

24:20Down here.

24:21Right.

24:22Oh, God, are you sure?

24:23Where?

24:24Where?

24:25There it is!

24:26There it is!

24:27There it is!

24:28There it is!

24:29The eye!

24:30And the...

24:31And the pram.

24:32And the pram.

24:33The pram.

24:34Oh, God.

24:35I will never complain about your interest in historical tourist attractions again.

24:38Ah!

24:39Ah!

24:40My burn, Rachel!

24:41He's not here.

24:42What?

24:43Joke.

24:44I'm joking.

24:45Really funny.

24:46He's fast asleep.

24:47He won't even have noticed.

24:48Oh!

24:49Oh!

24:50Oh!

24:51Oh!

24:52Oh!

24:53Oh!

24:54Oh!

24:55God!

24:56Oh!

24:57Well done, Paul.

24:58That was, er...

24:59That was...

25:00That was really good.

25:02Oh, thank you, Michael.

25:03Yeah.

25:04Police are lucky to have you.

25:05As is, you know, my, er...

25:08My daughter.

25:09Well done, son.

25:10Yeah.

25:11So, what is this place, Dad?

25:13What is it?

25:15It's only the main theatre of combat for the great Siege of Malta in 1565.

25:20Picture the scene, guys.

25:22180 ships.

25:2440,000 Ottomans soldiers.

25:27The...

25:28The greatest army in the world!

25:30Okay.

25:31I know I wasn't the greatest father, Rachel.

25:33I know that.

25:34And...

25:36I guess it's fair to say that I'm still not after that.

25:39And I can't change anything now.

25:42But...

25:44For what it's worth, I'm sorry.

25:46Okay.

25:49We're very similar, you and I.

25:51You're my girl.

25:54And, erm...

25:56If there's...

25:57Anything you want, then, erm...

26:00I'll do it.

26:04I just want us to communicate better, Dad, as a family.

26:08You know, be more honest.

26:10Okay.

26:12Deal.

26:13Yeah.

26:14Okay.

26:15We're not going to tell Robert and Cherry about losing the baby, though, are we?

26:18Gordon.

26:19Oh, good.

26:20Whence they came?

26:21Er...

26:22Sam!

26:23Sorry, were you not even listening to me?

26:25Oh, no.

26:26Oh, no.

26:27Sorry.

26:28Say it again.

26:29Do it again.

26:30Picture the scene.

26:33Stop picking at it.

26:34It's itchy!

26:35We went to Bar Q again, and then Sky Club again, where Mersini bought us all Mai Tais again.

26:44Again, yeah.

26:45I mean, it was honestly like Groundhog Day, but not funny.

26:48I think that's just life on a small island.

26:51Hmm.

26:52I know things haven't been very good at home recently, but, you know, I'm here.

26:57If you're ever upset or worried about anything, I'm here.

27:03And I love you.

27:06Gross.

27:07Okay.

27:09But, you know, thanks.

27:10Hmm.

27:13I'm actually, and I can't believe I'm saying this, quite looking forward to getting back to bed.

27:17Hey!

27:18He's back!

27:19Oi, oi!

27:20Oi!

27:21Oh, you feeling better, Robert?

27:23Yeah, yeah.

27:24You know, I'm just sad it's all over, to be honest.

27:26The Oxygen gave me this mad head rush.

27:28It was like Burning Man, but, you know, in a chamber.

27:30Cool.

27:31Wow.

27:32Everything here is, like, all right with Atlas.

27:34Oh!

27:35Yeah!

27:36Yeah!

27:37It's great!

27:38Absolutely, yeah.

27:39So would you, it would be.

27:40Also, Dad, Sherry got you a little something when I was...

27:42Oh, yeah, I did, yeah.

27:43The world chamber.

27:44What's that?

27:45Oh!

27:46What's that?

27:47Yes.

27:48Oh!

27:49Oh!

27:50It's nice, isn't it?

27:51Oh, I love that.

27:52I love that.

27:53Oh, look at that, Sean.

27:54Sam.

27:55Best Granddad ever.

27:56So, what is the plan today, Granddad Michael, before the blast?

27:59Well, well, well, well, uh, well, you better ask Paulie.

28:01He's the expert.

28:02Oh, that's nice.

28:03Okay.

28:04Go on then, Dad.

28:05Go on then, Paolo.

28:06Oh.

28:07All right.

28:08Okay.

28:09Uh, wow.

28:10Okay.

28:11Um, well, there's still 18 Neolithic temples I've not visited.

28:12We could, um...

28:13Yeah?

28:14Oh, we could just go out and eat a swordfish.

28:16Yeah!

28:17See you later.

28:18Yeah!

28:19We love it!

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