Learning the ingredients of a Margarita - Mixology lessons with Hoch, Crowder and Solana - video Dailymotion

WQAM-AM / AM 560 Sports WQAM

Hoch admits he doesn't know what type of alcohol goes into a margarita. Crowder and Solana crush him but when Hoch gives Solana an opportunity to list the ingredients, he fails miserably.

Transcript

00:00Oh, you know what tomorrow is national tequila day.

00:04They put on Instagram.

00:06They're celebrating with Bogo margaritas.

00:10Stop by the tap room Thursday, July 24th.

00:14Buy one margarita.

00:16Get a second one free.

00:19Tequila made my daughter.

00:22Is there a, you're going to realize how little I drink their tequila and a

00:27margarita.

00:30No, apparel.

00:33Is there tequila and a margarita?

00:35That's what the margarita is.

00:38Is that new?

00:40Yeah.

00:41It's new hot this summer.

00:42It's a hot summer drink.

00:43Margarita, they call it.

00:45Did you know that, Solana?

00:53You knew that?

00:56Yes, Hawk.

00:57Everybody knows that.

00:59I didn't know that.

00:59Jimmy, did you know, how do you make a margarita, Jimmy?

01:05Tequila.

01:07All right.

01:07That was good context clues.

01:08I'm imagining there's more because I've had straight shots of tequila before and it didn't

01:13taste like a margarita.

01:15Is it like a sour mix?

01:19Yeah.

01:19What goes in a margarita, Solana?

01:22Probably a little sour mix, but it's just a mix and then tequila.

01:27That's literally what a margarita is.

01:30Just a mix?

01:31Just grab any mix?

01:32Like pancake mix?

01:33You can have several.

01:34Okay.

01:34A milk.

01:35You can have milk.

01:36He just was talking in the last segment about how I'm good at lying.

01:39One of the things that I can do, I can lie well.

01:42What's in a margarita?

01:43Oh, any mix, concrete, pancake mix, any kind of mix, and some tequila and you're good to

01:48go.

01:49I didn't say that.

01:50It's like a tequila.

01:51You literally said that.

01:52It's like a lime mix, a typical margarita.

01:57It's like a lime mix, lime juice, like Crowder said.

02:00You throw in some tequila, and then they normally salt the rim.

02:05I love how he's now reading off AI on Google, so he's like, and normally you salt the rim.

02:12Like you're reading exactly now what it says.

02:14You didn't know what was in a margarita.

02:17Don't deflect to me because you called it a lychee last week.

02:21No, no, no, I'm literally saying, but I say when I don't know something.

02:26Fuck, everybody knows what's in a margarita.

02:28I said, I don't know what's in a margarita.

02:30I said, I don't know, and you rolled your eyes, so I said, what's in one, and you said

02:36any kind of mix and a tequila.

02:39No, I didn't.

02:40It's a mix.

02:41It's a mix.

02:42Crowder said lime juice.

02:43I said, it's like a mix.

02:44No, it's like a, it's like, it's called sours.

02:48Sours mixed, and then.

02:49He never said lime juice.

02:51Don't bring me in your lies.

02:53Don't bring me in your lies.

02:54You read lime juice and wanted to make it sound like you purposely had omitted that when you

02:59gave your first recipe.

03:01I didn't read anything.

03:01Don't flip this on me.

03:03You didn't know what a margarita is.

03:04I don't know what's in a margarita.

03:06I'm admitting that.

03:08I do.

03:09But you don't.

03:10You said pancake mix and tequila.

03:13Classic margarita is typically made with tequila, lime juice, and orange liqueur.

03:24Triple sec.

03:25Or triple sec.

03:27Well, it's funny.

03:27You hadn't mentioned that yet until I just mentioned it.

03:30Triple sec.

03:31Triple sec.

03:31Solana, you are one of my kids.

03:40They do that.

03:41What'd I tell you to do, huh?

03:43Clean your room.

03:44Clean your room.

03:44You can't just yell it after I say it.

03:49No.

03:49I'll do that like DJ walked in from Funky Buddha yesterday.

03:52I go, how was Funky Buddha?

03:54Me?

03:55Yeah.

03:56Who else was at Funky Buddha?

03:58Like, what am I now?

04:00A mixologist?

04:01Like, I know tequila goes in a margarita.

04:03Everybody knows that, Hawk.

04:05Oh, what's next?

04:06I didn't know that.

04:07What goes in a rum and coke?

04:10Yeah, but that's obvious.

04:11It's in the title.

04:13What goes in a rum and coke?

04:14I mean, that's what goes in a pina colada.

04:18I don't know.

04:19I don't know.

04:20Pineapple flavor and rum.

04:22Yeah.

04:23But I don't know.

04:24I don't know these drinks.

04:25Triple sec.

04:28No, but you're saying that, like, I'm literally saying that I don't know what was in a margarita.

04:34No, no.

04:34I understand that.

04:35You do, except you haven't mentioned anything what's in it until I've said it from Google.

04:41Mix.

04:41Tequila.

04:46The most important part of a margarita, I know, is tequila.

04:49You were just giving us the most important parts, not all the ingredients, just the most important parts.

04:54Sorry, I didn't graduate from mixology school.

04:57Okay, so you don't know what's in a margarita.

04:59Of course I do.

04:59Mix.

05:00Tequila.

05:01I said mix again.

05:05Triple sec.

05:07What's in a rum and coke?

05:09He's the worst liar.

05:14He's terrible.

05:16What you knew was an ingredient in a margarita tequila.

05:20No, but I knew it was tequila.

05:22It's the most important ingredient.

05:24I'll tell you that.

05:25That's fair.

05:25It's the most important ingredient.

05:27I know that tequila goes in a margarita.

05:29Right.

05:29That's fair.

05:29But you didn't know how to make a margarita.

05:33Could I go downstairs and make a margarita?

05:35No.

05:36But they do sell margarita mixes.

05:38But do you have mix?

05:39Do you have mix?

05:40Here's the thing.

05:41They sell like pre-made margarita mix.

05:44So I really did know it's the mix that they sell.

05:46And then you just pour more vodka into it.

05:48Or excuse me, tequila into it.

05:51I know how to make waffles.

05:53You go down, you get the frozen waffle in the Eggo box.

05:57You put them in the toaster.

05:58I mean, that's what you're saying with the mix.

05:59All right.

06:04You think we believe you, huh?

06:06Like when you said I'm an avid kayaker.

06:09I thought I had that one, man.

06:12Oh, yeah.

06:12With mix.

06:20I swear to God, son.

06:21You know, we have children.

06:23We know lies.

06:25He just blurted it out.

06:27Like mix.

06:29I had the salt on the rim, too.

06:32You're forgetting that.

06:33Salt on the rim.

06:34You actually didn't until you opened Google.

06:36No.

06:37I literally love margaritas.

06:39Mango margarita.

06:40I love margaritas.

06:44Mango margarita.

06:45You know he hasn't had five margaritas in the last five years.

06:49The moment he says, I love something, there's no chance he's had it in five years.

06:55Espresso martini and a mango margarita.

06:59How are you drinking martini?

07:02He is so rattled.

07:06What's a martini?

07:07This is the guy who said Tua needs to know what books he's reading.

07:12What's your favorite drink?

07:13Martini.

07:14He's drinking espresso martini.

07:18And mango margaritas.

07:22And instead of salt on the rim, you do tajin or tar gin, as Crowder calls it.

07:27Tajin on the rim.

07:33Dude, margaritas are like my favorite cocktails.

07:35Come on, you know that's not true.

07:41Margaritas are my favorite cocktails.

07:43You know that's not true.

07:45No.

07:45Ask Valentina.

07:47I drink a margarita every night.

07:48She knows you lie.

07:53You think you got Valentina.

07:55Here's my margarita.

07:57A little light on the mix tonight.

07:59But no, I did not know tequila was in a margarita.

08:09I don't think I would have guessed that.

08:16I'm not a big salt guy.

08:18That's the, you know, they salt the rim.

08:21What are you supposed to do?

08:23Lick it.

08:24You lick it and then take a sip.

08:28Yeah, I don't want to do that.

08:29I don't want to lick the glass.

08:32You put your mouth on the glass, don't you?

08:35Yeah, it's not licking it.

08:38You don't have to go from the stem all the way up.

08:41But I'm licking it.

08:45You've never licked a rib before?

08:48Yeah, I've probably licked a rib.

08:51It's like the, but the thing they do with the shots,

08:55where they put salt on your hand, you lick your hand, take a shot.

08:58That I know, but that's a margarita?

09:01That's a tequila shot.

09:03But it's the same concept.

09:05Like, you get salt before you drink the tequila.

09:07You do salt, lime, shot.

09:08No, no, no.

09:09Salt, shot, and then you bite into the lime.

09:12It's supposed to take away, like, the disgusting.

09:14But I think people...

09:15The wonder mine always tastes disgusting.

09:16People who do that, though, they're soft.

09:22People who do that are soft.

09:24I was pouring in his eyes.

09:26What are you chewing the lime?

09:31I thought you were supposed to wash away the taste of the lime with tequila.

09:35Like, why is this enjoyable?

09:37Oh, man.

09:42Yeah, I don't want salt.

09:44What's the drink that they put sugar all over the rim?

09:47I want that.

09:47That'll lick.

09:50I don't know if they drink those.

09:53Sugar.

09:54Yeah.

09:55On the rim.

09:56I don't know.

09:59Like, they got you out.

10:00You, Barry Gino, licking sugar rims with sugar.

10:11No.

10:16I don't know.

10:17Rim.

10:21I guess you could do it with margarita, too.

10:24Like a mango one or something.

10:26I love.

10:26I get the same answer that you do.

10:28And then you say it as if you just thought of it.

10:31You know, I guess you could do it.

10:32Like, I could do the same thing that you're doing right now.

10:35I'm reading.

10:36Everybody knows.

10:36We're looking it up.

10:38Like, we just said.

10:39Yeah, but you just said it.

10:40Like, you came up with it.

10:41You go, well, I guess you could do it with a margarita, a lemon drop, a martini, or a cosmopolitan.

10:48Lemon drop.

10:49Lemon drop.

10:50Fire.

10:51Yeah.

10:52That's your favorite drink.

10:53I love that.

10:54That's a shot.

10:55Every night.

10:55That and green tea shots.

10:57Lemon drop.

10:58Green tea shot.

10:59Boom.

10:59Back to back.

11:01I don't understand, though.

11:03You take issue with me looking up information and then reading the information.

11:08I take issue with you positioning it as if it was a thought that just popped into your head.

11:13Because I'm looking it up as well.

11:15But I wasn't going to answer with, you know, come to think of it, it could be a lemon drop.

11:22What did I say that was wrong?

11:23I'm like, I guess you could do it on a mango margarita, something sugary, something sweet.

11:32Ryan texts me.

11:33Ryan from Funky Buddha texts me.

11:34Tequila, lime, agave.

11:39In the margarita?

11:40Is that what's in a margarita?

11:41Tequila, lime, and agave to sweeten it?

11:44No clue.

11:45You could probably-

11:46It sounds good.

11:53The shamelessness with which Solana can be Solana is really-

11:58It's just-

12:00It's awe-inspiring.

12:02Yeah.

12:06What?

12:07and then you get mad when we when we find out that's the best thing listen man i'm a better

12:13liar than tua that's all i gotta say i'm a better dude dude dude dude my favorite drink

12:20love a margarita i do mango margarita with tajin but that's the thing like you're asking me what's

12:29in a margarita there's several different types of margaritas you wouldn't put the same why didn't

12:34you answer that five minutes ago when you were so oh how do you not know mix because that's a very

12:40different answer than well there's a lot of derivatives to a margarita i think a traditional

12:45margarita is what ryan is texting you triple sec

12:50could you imagine solana as your bartender

12:57oh goodness just 18 glasses open

13:00is there six bottles of triple sec

13:06people are like this doesn't taste like what i oh no no it's the way we do in uruguay

13:14this is you gotta roll with the flow here

13:18he never admit it's wrong we never admit it's wrong yeah

13:22tastes like bourbon that's how we make our margaritas yeah many people like bourbon it's

13:27not a traditional margarita it's a bourbon margarita margarita we do it well i can make

13:32a mean old-fashioned i'll tell you that right now yeah you just pulled up the recipe did you

13:36why do you assume that why do you know old-fashioned got some crap in it man

13:41yeah that's what do you mean by that's too manly for me

13:44oh it's tough it's a man's drink that's what fred fred taylor drinks

13:49old-fashioned yeah i can't drink with fred that's class that's just pure class right there

13:54but that's a lot of alcohol though isn't it just bourbon

13:57bourbon that's it

13:59no

14:00and a mix

14:04no i actually do know uh old-fashioned bitters they pour like bitters into it

14:13uh cherries as well they have like a sugar component and then they get a slice of a lime

14:20no and no one's an orange is not a line excuse me an orange and they'll like twist it like that

14:26and then they put the slice into the drink to make it classy

14:29so it's bourbon and bitter now let me see what's really in that crap no it's like a little sugary

14:38substance some bitters bourbon

14:41i'm on the same page as you

14:43sugary substance i love old-fashioned bro you guys are just

14:47it's muddled sugar it's muddled

14:49what does that mean

14:50it's like um i've had muddled lemonade before

14:55so it's yeah you make a face though but i don't like to drink why do you make a face like

15:00no no it just sounds gross i i'm not saying anything's wrong with it

15:03but i don't know sometimes brandy it says in an old-fashioned

15:07and it's garnished with an orange slice or zest

15:13i don't know i just know i drank with fred one night and

15:17i might have peed in the bed

15:20did it look like that

15:23yeah oh yeah you gotta get the big ass ice ball

15:27the one ice ball

15:28yeah i always ask for two of those balls in mine

15:31right because you're in desperate need of two

15:37anyway the beer pairing dinner is this friday at funky buddha in oakland park

15:47go to funkybuddha.com for more info

15:50oh lana can make me laugh like no one else

15:56it's ridiculous

15:58that guy can amuse my boosh

16:00huh

Learning the ingredients of a Margarita - Mixology lessons with Hoch, Crowder and Solana

Category

Transcript

Recommended