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00:00the weather is with us sir we arrive in port in a couple of hours very good you're welcome sir
00:20oh man i never smelled anything like this not even when you're in the crapper oh what your
00:31smells like roasts hey look i'll give me a hand
00:37oh you said it was booze with the papers
00:53captain we have a breach in lower level look which section 101
00:57you're only six take care of
01:14good morning passport please
01:36disease see it was smooth the party was a bit rough if you know what i mean visa yeah
01:44i was a kid my father used to take me fishing never could figure out how he knew where to fish well
02:02they were always exactly what i said they would be
02:14so
02:30security check
02:32does it look like a security risk please step off the car and bring your documents to the office
02:36uh my documents right here sir the computer is in the office
02:43her too she's sleeping with her documents okay sure
02:56uh
03:04come on you're gonna lose it
03:10you're close inspector you're close
03:11go left go left go left go left go left go right
03:35go right
03:39you're close
03:40inspector you're close
03:54It's a good thing that we French have such a highly developed sense of humor.
04:03With all due respect, the French think Jerry Lewis is a genius.
04:06Jerry Lewis is a genius.
04:09Dean was the genius.
04:10No, Dean just stood there with a drink and a cigarette.
04:13Right point exactly. Anyone can fall down and get a laugh.
04:16But how many people can do it standing still with a drink and a cigarette?
04:19Yes? Yes? Takoni? Yes?
04:27D'accord.
04:30I'm afraid out there of leisure and it gets short.
04:34There is a big mess in Marseille.
04:36Some madman driving an idiot at impossible speeds.
04:41Don't look at me.
04:43That is the first place the chief told me to look.
04:46But I will tell him, you have the perfect alibi.
04:52As usual.
04:59Whoa! Takoni!
05:02Please!
05:03I am sorry for the first bite.
05:05Yeah, yeah.
05:08Please!
05:09Yeah.
05:10Stop the bow! Come on!
05:11No.
05:12No.
05:13Come on, please!
05:16Damn you!
05:17Don't be afraid.
05:18You do not have to answer the question.
05:19You are annoyed.
05:20Let's go.
05:21No.
05:22No.
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05:42Stop! Stop!
05:54What purpose of your visit, Mr. Johnson?
05:59Business.
06:01What kind of business?
06:03Environmental protection.
06:10Next.
06:12Mr. Minister, you're giving the opening address at an EU conference on environmental impact
06:20of industry in Odessa to Marble.
06:22What is top on your list of priorities?
06:24It's a short list.
06:25There's only one item, the environment and how to protect it.
06:28In the face of increasing pressure for industries to compete successfully in a global economy,
06:32that goal can sometimes come up against some very harsh realities.
06:36Well, not as harsh as a polluted and uninhabitable planet.
06:40But, gentlemen, if you'll excuse me now, I have trees to save.
06:42And industrialists to disappoint.
06:48Your speech for tomorrow.
06:50Any good?
06:51It's going to piss off a lot of people.
06:53Excellent.
06:53Hello?
06:54Mr. Minister.
07:07Hello?
07:20Mr. Minister.
07:23Who's this?
07:24My name is not important.
07:27I've been put in charge of the negotiations you are engaged in with Eagle Corps.
07:32Issue of their license to do business in the Ukraine.
07:34You must be misinformed, Mr. Whatever your name is.
07:38I've terminated the negotiations permanently.
07:40I think you will reconsider that position once you have a chance to study the documents in the envelope.
08:01I'll be in touch.
08:04I'll be in touch.
08:34I'll be in touch.
08:45Yeah, there's been an accident.
08:47Send an ambulance.
08:49Ruta la Falesa.
09:09Malcolm.
09:10Malcolm.
09:11Malcolm.
09:12Malcolm.
09:13Malcolm!
09:14I asked you for a price. What is this?
09:20A man who might be interested in taking the job.
09:23This man will.
09:25My boss said you're the man for the job.
09:27Oh, your boss got his facts wrong.
09:31Two things you should know about my boss.
09:33He never gets his facts wrong.
09:35He never takes no for an answer.
09:37Well, there's a first time for everything.
09:44Well, not this time.
09:57You don't want to do this.
09:59I don't think you're in a position to tell me what I do.
10:02I don't want to do.
10:03You have ten seconds to change your mind.
10:06I'll give you five seconds to remove your hand.
10:36Just the carbons out of my hand.
10:51That's it!
10:54I don't know why, he was not here.
10:56But it's too alguma instance.
10:58There are fists.
10:59Not all of them.
11:01We have to get a sword.
11:03You hear me?
11:20Well, I said drop in any time, but I didn't mean...
11:23Nowhere else to go.
11:24Just take it easy, okay?
11:27I'll leave you from car.
11:29Just need to get you comfortable until the ambulance, all right?
11:31No ambulance.
11:33You're going to need a doctor, you've been sure.
11:35I can't take care of this.
11:38Not far from car.
11:42Lex.
11:44Just try to stay calm.
11:46He'll be fixed up in no time.
11:57Ready?
11:57Ready?
11:59Eddie's inside.
12:00Be quick and serious.
12:01You want to be careful, though, but it is...
12:09Monsieur, I mean, we know our job, okay?
12:11Sir, can you hear me?
12:14Of course.
12:15No.
12:15If you hear me, press my hand.
12:17Of course.
12:20It's good.
12:21It's good.
12:22You hold on, for a while.
12:23Yeah?
12:24He's not...
12:25Ready?
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13:00Am I in heaven?
13:11Actually, you're in a bit of the shit.
13:14You helped me out of it.
13:17It depends on how deep you're in.
13:19Don't trust anyone.
13:21I agree with you more.
13:24Come on.
13:25No, don't leave a car.
13:26What's so special about the car?
13:29Not the car.
13:30No, don't leave a car.
14:00No, don't leave a car.
14:01No, don't leave a car.
14:02No, don't leave a car.
14:03I told you.
14:05I told you.
14:12I told you.
14:13I told you.
14:22I told you.
14:23I told you.
14:24I told you.
14:25I told you.
14:26I told you.
14:28I told you.
14:34I told you.
14:40I don't know.
15:10I took the liberty of bringing your suit.
15:18It's what you wear when you're working, correct?
15:20Correct.
15:21But I'm not working.
15:24You see, boss, I told you.
15:26Please, Joseph, your approach is not very effective
15:29in presenting our proposal the first time.
15:34As I was saying, we came to you in good faith.
15:37You said you were unavailable.
15:38We contracted with the man whose number you gave us.
15:41He proved to be ineffective.
15:43And now I am left with unfinished business.
15:46The way I see it, you're responsible.
15:49I understand your point of view.
15:51But I'm still unavailable.
15:55Boss, can I say something?
15:59Any boss want to say something?
16:00Good.
16:06Find me a smarter one.
16:10You have three seconds to change your mind
16:12or you're going to be permanently unavailable.
16:16One.
16:20Two.
16:21One condition.
16:28I'm listening.
16:31I drive my own car.
16:34Deal.
16:34In anticipation of your answer,
16:41we took the liberty of bringing your car along.
16:43Changed the oil, gave it a tune-up,
16:44took out all the non-essential material.
16:47Left the switch over license plates.
16:49Off that.
16:50Replaced the GPS with one of our own pre-programmed.
16:54More efficient that way.
16:55Why?
16:56I was so insistent on using only the best man
16:58for this assignment.
17:02We're playing in a much larger game here.
17:04Don't think of this as just another job.
17:06Think of it as a mission.
17:11I was so pleased if I would share
17:13the same approach to our work.
17:14I make a deal, that's the deal.
17:16Just like you.
17:16You don't like names?
17:18Neither do I.
17:18We're both.
17:19Precise.
17:19Neither one of us has any interest
17:22in what we're paid to do
17:23beyond what we are paid to do.
17:24Those are your rules, right?
17:35You forgot one.
17:37What, Cologne?
17:38I thought you might like the company.
17:40I thought you wanted me to complete a mission.
17:45You're right, I do.
17:50Wait.
17:50But you want to change the rules?
17:56If a rule has an exception,
17:58let's make one for today.
18:02You're the boss.
18:06Anything else?
18:09The jewelry.
18:10Anything I should know?
18:11Remember those jokers
18:16who were trying to blow up airliners
18:17by sneaking liquids through security
18:19and combining them on board?
18:20Same principle, just refined.
18:2225 feet from the car,
18:24yellow light comes on,
18:26signaling the first liquid is ready.
18:2850 feet, orange.
18:30Second liquid flows into the chamber.
18:3275 feet, you're gonna see red.
18:35Time to go.
18:42This phone is programmed
18:44to call only one number.
18:45Mine.
18:47When you pass the first toll
18:49on the road going north,
18:50call me.
18:51All right.
18:53Money, bagasse, food.
18:56Any other questions?
18:57All right.
18:58All right.
19:29Would you mind buckling your city belt?
19:42I suppose you want to tell me what this is all about?
19:51Great.
19:58Ocean Pearl requesting cargo clearance.
20:12The papers are with the Environmental Agency. Drop anchor and wait to dock.
20:17We'll inform you when they are signed.
20:19Okay.
20:29I know what's happened to you, but what's happened to Frank?
20:40Colonel Medved over at Intelligence has been given all the information.
20:44He knows it's a priority.
20:46He wants you to know he has his best men on it.
20:49He'll keep it out of official channels.
20:51He suggests you buy as much time as you can.
20:58It's time for you.
21:02Inspector.
21:03The labo asks if you need to start the exam.
21:05The car is on you.
21:07It's time for you.
21:08I'll start with you.
21:09I'll wait until I'm here.
21:11Okay.
21:12He said we can go.
21:17Putain!
21:19Get out!
21:23I'm the police!
21:25Look, I don't know what your partner this is or isn't. I don't really care.
21:42Since you were here first, you know more than I do, so why don't you download me on what you know?
21:58I know nothing.
21:59How did you know Malcolm?
22:01I didn't.
22:02Just happened to end up in a car with a man you don't know.
22:05I'm now in a car with a man I don't know.
22:08I'm now in a car with a man I don't know.
22:12Aren't you supposed to make a call?
22:14Nice to hear from you.
22:15You can skip the pleasantries, just give me the code.
22:18One one two six.
22:19Call me when you arrive.
22:20It's in Budapest.
22:21Goulash.
22:22Beer.
22:23Alright.
22:24Let's rewind.
22:25Let's rewind.
22:26Let's rewind.
22:27Let's rewind.
22:28Let's rewind.
22:29Let's rewind.
22:30Let's rewind.
22:31Let's rewind.
22:32Let's rewind.
22:33Let's rewind.
22:34Nice to hear from you.
22:35Nice to hear from you.
22:36You can skip the pleasantries, just give me the code.
22:37One one two six.
22:38Call me when you arrive.
22:39It's in Budapest.
22:40Goulash.
22:41Beer.
22:42Alright.
22:43Let's rewind it to the beginning, start with the proper introductions.
22:55What happened to the rule of no names?
22:58I'm suspending that rule for the moment.
23:01I'm Frank Martin.
23:06And your name is?
23:10What matters my name?
23:15Well, we're in this situation together.
23:19No.
23:20We're sitting here in a car with two exploding bracelets on our wrists going to the same place.
23:28I would call that being in the same situation.
23:31It's not.
23:32They are going to kill you.
23:34I'm aware of that.
23:37And in all probability, after they kill me, you're next on the list.
23:42Now, if I'm going to keep that from happening, I'm going to need a little help.
23:46From the top, we have this problem.
23:49You think I don't know it's a problem?
23:51I look stupid to you.
23:53I didn't say you were stupid.
23:56But we have a problem.
23:59And you're not being very helpful in participating in the solution of it.
24:02I don't want to talk anymore.
24:06What did you say your name was?
24:31Frank.
24:32Frank.
24:33Frank Martin.
24:38Valentina.
24:43Pleased to meet you.
25:01Inspector.
25:02Yes, there is no GPS for you.
25:29GPS, Inspector?
25:32Yes, there is no GPS, yes.
25:42The gentlemen from Eagle Corp are here.
25:45Show them in.
25:55Gentlemen.
25:59Minister, I'd like to thank you for reconsidering our proposal on such short notice.
26:05You make it very hard not to.
26:06Well, yes. We do have a reputation of not taking no for an answer.
26:11Your early contract.
26:15All in order.
26:16We were told the ships could not be cleared unless you personally signed off on them.
26:21Ships? I thought there was only one.
26:24Oh, well. Here's the thing.
26:27In order to make the venture more profitable, we need to be able to process the material in a volume that makes sense.
26:33How many ships are we talking about?
26:35Plus the one in the port waiting in clearance.
26:38Eight.
26:39Eight?
26:41This year?
26:43Protecting the environment is a long-term commitment.
26:46You've said so yourself, haven't you?
26:48And I will do again tomorrow in Odessa, where I will sign these.
26:53We were really hoping to settle this today.
26:57I want to review them, now that there are some addendums.
27:01Twenty-four hours doesn't make much of a difference in such a long-term commitment, will it?
27:08No. Of course not.
27:11Then I will see you tomorrow in Odessa.
27:14Let's say 9am.
27:15Yes?
27:16Okay, I'll stay.
27:17But the material is leaking everywhere.
27:18And?
27:19We won't be able to hide it.
27:20I'll take care of it, just give me some time.
27:21If ever they check.
27:22Easy.
27:23The deal will be closed very soon.
27:24Twenty-four hours.
27:25None more.
27:26Yes?
27:27I've bought you another 24 hours.
27:29You have until tomorrow, 9am.
27:30That should be more than enough time.
27:31Can I have a lead?
27:32Better than a lead?
27:33Better than a lead.
27:34No, you'll be able to go anywhere.
27:35And?
27:36We won't be able to hide it.
27:37We won't be able to hide it.
27:38I'll take care of it. Just give me some time.
27:39If ever they check.
27:40Easy.
27:41The deal will be closed very soon.
27:4224 hours.
27:43None more.
27:44Yes?
27:45I've bought you another 24 hours.
27:47You have until tomorrow.
27:489am.
27:49That should be more than enough time.
27:50Give a lead.
27:51Better than a lead.
27:52Better than a lead.
27:53To have a lead.
27:55Better than a lead.
27:58A location.
28:23Yes, but...
28:24What do I say?
28:25I don't know if they wait for dinner.
28:53Peel.
28:57Roast with carrots.
28:59And bits.
29:01And gravy with Madeira in stock.
29:05And then to start?
29:11A salad.
29:13Greens.
29:15Toast with balsamic.
29:17Permadeana.
29:19Aged?
29:20Of course, aged.
29:23And for dessert?
29:27Soccer torte.
29:30With whipped cream or without?
29:33With?
29:36To drink.
29:38White.
29:42To cash, perhaps.
29:44Ice white.
29:46Of course.
29:48What are you doing?
30:01Going to see a man about some jewellery.
30:03It's going over the reservation.
30:16Send someone to get him back on.
30:20Don't kill him.
30:21I'll get him back on.
30:22Don't kill him.
30:24Huh?
30:27Frank, it's so good to see you, mein Freund.
30:54Good to see you too, Otto.
30:56Oh, you didn't mention you bring company.
30:59It's not really company. It's... complicated.
31:05With you, it's always complicated.
31:07But you can tell me about it over a nice schnitzel with Kartoffelsalat I've prepared.
31:13Hey Otto, you know I love your schnitzel, but we need to get rid of this faster.
31:18Oh, wunderbar. Binary free-form magnetic resolution technology.
31:24English plays that out.
31:26There's a program the Pentagon has funded through one of their subsidiary front companies,
31:32and it's been experimenting with this new kind of weaponry based on the theory of magnetic attraction.
31:38Very hush-hush stuff.
31:42You didn't realize you was in the loop on the Pentagon, hush-hush.
31:45You wouldn't believe what you can discover when you let your fingers do the walking through the internet.
31:50You want to see the invasion plans for Iran?
31:52Maybe some other time.
31:54Right now we need to figure out how to get this thing off without blaming myself to Iran.
31:58I don't want to bother you with the details, but usually there's a transmitter plate close by.
32:11You should not be doing this.
32:13First you don't talk, now you're offering advice.
32:16Not advice. A warning.
32:18A little late for warnings, don't you think?
32:24I'm agreeing with you.
32:33You, of course.
32:41Should I?
32:42Yeah, you should.
32:50Look, fellas.
32:51Some things in the car are a bit off.
32:54Need a check-in.
32:56My profession, a man is only as good as the car he drives.
32:58You take care of the car, the car will take care of you.
33:04The boss says, back on the road.
33:07Frank?
33:09Keep at it.
33:13Back in the car, Frank.
33:14Nope.
33:15Nope.
33:44You take care of him.
33:45für the kind of Congratulations,
33:46man.
33:47It's all 75 people.
33:50The-
33:53The one who came to repel the baby of the gistress.
33:55Seen for geese.
33:58Aight!
33:59Aight!
34:02Aight!
34:03Viios!
34:04Lata!
34:05Aight!
34:06Aight!
34:07Find it not yet
34:37Find it
35:07Hey!
35:37You're the smart one?
35:47No, I'm the big one.
36:07You're the smart one, you're the smart one.
36:23Not so big anymore, are you?
36:53Found it.
37:13The transmitter.
37:14Can you remove it?
37:18It's wired.
37:19If I do, kaboom.
37:37I'm not amused.
37:38You'd be less amused if you ended up dead.
37:40If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead. You need me alive.
37:43If you want me to stay alive and complete the job, I need some clarification.
37:47I'm listening.
37:49In person?
37:50We've already done in person.
37:52Well, not to my satisfaction, apparently.
37:54Right now, my satisfaction should be a main concern.
37:58Same place, one hour. Wait for my call.
38:02I could have.
38:03Stop.
38:05OK, listen.
38:06I'm scared.
38:07Don't forget it.
38:08I think you don't get any help.
38:10You're a smart guy.
38:11Yes, sir.
38:12I'm sitting.
38:14I'm certainly if you're not enough.
38:15I'm not sure where I'm at.
38:16I'm not the stuck guy.
38:17Just to see if you're not going to be the right person.
38:18I'm not sure where I'm at.
38:20I'm not sure where I'm at.
38:51Hello?
39:00You've disappointed me.
39:02You won't be the first and you won't be the last.
39:05I told you I wanted to do this in person.
39:07That won't be necessary.
39:09You see, since we had our little chat at the beginning of the mission,
39:12I've been thinking, I don't need the best man for this mundane assignment.
39:16Any idiot with a driver's license will do.
39:18So, in the words of the great American Donald Trump,
39:22I'm sorry, but you're fired.
39:28How was your nap?
39:30Restful. How was your phone call?
39:33Brief.
39:34Fust in your seatbelt.
39:35Tachoni?
39:48It's me.
39:49Oh, I was wondering when you would call.
39:52I've been busy.
39:54Let me guess, in Budapest?
39:56Well, you've been busy, too.
40:00Never a problem keeping that way with a friend like Hugh Frank.
40:03Sir, don't have to be redundant. Tell me what you know.
40:05There is a black Mercedes, also in Budapest, probably not occupied by friends of yours.
40:10That is what I know. Now tell me what you know.
40:14I have two bags in the back and a girl in the front.
40:18Russian, I think.
40:19I don't know what she has to do with anything.
40:22Have you tried asking her?
40:24Well, I did not think of that.
40:26Sorry, of course you have asked.
40:28And she says,
40:28I'm going to die.
40:30Typical.
40:31Russians.
40:33They are so dark.
40:35I remember in school reading Dostoevsky and thinking,
40:39when do these people laugh?
40:42One page after the other, misery and suffering.
40:45Like you wouldn't believe, Frank.
40:47Inspector, can we save the literature lesson for another time?
40:49I'm blinking here.
40:50Is that code?
40:52No, it's some bracelet they accessorize those with.
40:56Word to explode if we get too far from the car.
40:59They?
41:00Some American.
41:01Can you be more specific and name a number?
41:05Nothing.
41:06Why do you always make it so easy, Frank?
41:08It's my nature.
41:10Where are you?
41:11I would come there.
41:12That's not a good idea to have been on a short leash.
41:15I can't be of much help if you do not give me something.
41:19How close are you to a computer?
41:25Yes, Frank?
41:27That wasn't very nice.
41:28Back to the market.
41:29You were the one who broke the rules, not me.
41:32Point well taken.
41:35That makes us even.
41:37So we start with a clean slate.
41:39So this call is about kiss and make up then?
41:42More or less.
41:44You have what I need to get the bracelet off.
41:47I have the packages you need delivered.
41:51Here are the new coordinates then.
41:52Two, six, twelve.
41:54I will take you to the new meeting place where we can have a satisfactory conclusion to this business.
41:58I look forward to it.
42:05Frank.
42:07Did you get it?
42:13Got the signal, Frank.
42:15Give us a little time and we should have his number and location.
42:17Your new phone, sir.
42:27Anything else?
42:29No.
42:33Frank.
42:33Do you know where the signal is taking you?
42:36I know a restaurant there.
42:49Fish like you never had.
42:51Roasted with small carrots and black pepper.
42:55Romanian wine not so good.
42:59But for the last meal could be worse.
43:01You really should begin to think more positive.
43:08I'm a realist.
43:12Your friend was right when he said you were all doom and gloom.
43:15What means doom and gloom?
43:18You know, you only see the horrible and the terrible.
43:21Your friend, where does he get this?
43:23He doesn't know me.
43:24I was talking about you in general.
43:26Russians.
43:27It's a people.
43:28I'm not Russian.
43:29I'm Ukrainian.
43:29Excuse me.
43:32Not excused.
43:33We're different people.
43:35We're different here.
43:36And here.
43:43Me personally, I think there's a little bit of an optimist in you.
43:48How you can make such a statement?
43:50You don't know me.
43:53I see you're putting makeup on.
43:56If you were so convinced you were going to die, why bother?
43:59What does looking good have to do with dying?
44:12Hello.
44:15What's that?
44:16Souvenirs from Ibiza.
44:18Do you want one?
44:19No, thank you.
44:20Neither do you.
44:21We need to stay sharp.
44:22Stop.
44:24Okay.
44:31You stay sharp.
44:33I stay how you say.
44:34Optimist?
44:36Give me.
44:37Give me that.
44:37Give me that.
44:38Atpaligazo! Atpaligazo!
44:40Atpaligazo! Atpaligazo!
44:42Give me that!
44:44Atpaligazo! Atpaligazo!
44:50Jesus.
44:54Great.
44:58Just great.
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