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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia Season 17 Episode 3
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00:00I don't think this guy's going to make it.
00:15Can you hear me, sir?
00:16Did you have an OPA?
00:17I did.
00:18OPA has been accepted.
00:19His breathing is irregular and weak.
00:20Responsible to pain?
00:21No.
00:22Sir, can you hear me?
00:23His lips are super red.
00:24Purple cyanosis, super diathletic.
00:25Sweating like a pig.
00:26What happened to this guy?
00:27We don't know this guy from Adam.
00:28We've never seen him before at all.
00:29He's a total outsider.
00:30I never saw him before in a bar at all.
00:33His goddamn heart just stopped for no reason.
00:36Not no reason.
00:37You gave him a hot pepper.
00:38They don't have to know that.
00:39Never mind that.
00:40It was totally unrelated incident.
00:41Never mind that.
00:42Who was that guy anyway?
00:43Just like some random dude who walked in here off the streets.
00:46Well, we are an open bar.
00:48I thought he was like a jazz man.
00:50He had a ponytail.
00:51He had a piano key tie.
00:53So I pranked him with a ghost pepper.
00:55You'd think that a jazz man would be more accustomed to spices.
00:57Right?
00:58I think he'd be fine.
00:59Yeah.
01:00There you go, Frank.
01:01One splash burger.
01:02It's about time.
01:03Okay.
01:04Ooh.
01:05Somebody dying or something?
01:06Random jazz man.
01:08Really?
01:09Just wandered right in off the streets?
01:11No reason?
01:12We are an open working bar.
01:14Sorry.
01:15What's with the food delivery here?
01:16Oh, I'm doing a Postmates thing as a side gig.
01:19On a bike?
01:20Yeah.
01:21No, sorry.
01:22I mean, why are you ordering food from D, Frank?
01:25You don't like the burgers that I've been making in the apartment?
01:27What?
01:28I wanted a smash burger.
01:29You don't think I can make a burger and smash it?
01:31I'll smash a burger for you.
01:32What the hell, Frank?
01:33A 5% tip?
01:34Pedal faster.
01:35He's cold as shit.
01:37God damn it.
01:38Looks like they're taking him to the hospital.
01:40Good job, guys.
01:41Good luck.
01:42Yes, great work, fellas.
01:43Thank you for your service.
01:44That guy's gonna shoot the shit out of me.
01:46Yeah, that's not good, man.
01:47Hey, did anybody else get, like, a crazy rush from that experience?
01:50I did.
01:51It's nice to have a little action around here, right?
01:54The way those EMTs, like, fire in and they fire out with all the lights and the sirens,
01:58like, saving lives.
01:59That's awesome.
02:00You know, it's as close to playing God as you can get, you know?
02:02And the lifestyle, there's an appeal to it, for sure.
02:04The lifestyle, yeah.
02:05The whole thing is a vibe, and I am here for it.
02:08Me too.
02:09It's sexy.
02:10Yeah, sexy.
02:11You know that they bang the doctors and the nurses, right?
02:12Of course they do.
02:13Of course they do.
02:14Are you kidding me?
02:15The lifestyle's spicier than one of Frank's ghost peppers.
02:18Matt, come here for a second.
02:20Go with me here, but I'm sensing an opportunity, and I'm gonna float something by you that I
02:25think is a very reasonable proposition.
02:29Oh, shit, pal.
02:30Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:32Oh.
02:33Oh, shit, pal.
02:34Oh.
02:35Oh.
02:36Oh.
02:37Oh.
02:38Oh, shit, pal.
02:57Oh.
02:58Man.
03:00You're not cake, are you?
03:02Nah, this is just a joke between me and the guys.
03:05Uh, something.
03:07But anyway, I came over here to say I'm sorry.
03:10Because, well, you know, actually, it's not my fault.
03:13Well, sure, I gave you a hot pepper and you had a heart attack.
03:16But, you know, I kind of attribute that to the, you know, the jazz man lifestyle.
03:22More than the pepper.
03:25Eh, just checking about the cake thing.
03:28You never know with those guys.
03:31Well, well, well.
03:33The lawyer.
03:35What's with the get-up?
03:36It's not a get-up.
03:38It's an eye patch from when I was attacked by a bird.
03:43Gruesome.
03:43I wish I'd have seen that.
03:45You did see it.
03:47I don't remember.
03:48You don't remember being present in a court of law while a wild animal pecked out someone's eye?
03:56Can you be more specific?
03:57Oh, I'll be more specific, Frank.
04:01I'm here looking for clients.
04:03And I just found one.
04:06You just admitted to causing this man grievous harm.
04:08And I am going to take you down.
04:12I'm innocent.
04:13You literally just admitted it.
04:14Who's lying?
04:15To a man in a coma?
04:17I thought he was cake.
04:18Okay.
04:19I'll see you in court, Frank.
04:23Shit!
04:25This is great, buddy.
04:26Frankly, I think we should have done it years ago.
04:28Agreed.
04:29This is the perfect compliment to our fast-paced lifestyle.
04:32I think so, too.
04:32Plus, I really feel like we should know how to do CPR.
04:35Yes.
04:35You know?
04:35Yes.
04:36Hey, um...
04:37Pepper.
04:39And what do we have here?
04:40Well, the incident with the jazz man got me thinking about peppers, getting peppers back into my life.
04:45You know, peppers spice everything up, from tacos to talk shows.
04:49That's cute.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yeah.
04:50Okay.
04:50I like where your head's at.
04:51But I think, really, it's maybe a matter of dosage.
04:55Like, we shouldn't eat a whole pepper.
04:57I mean, we saw what happened to the jazz man.
04:58I'm thinking maybe microdosing is the way to go.
05:01Microdose?
05:01Explain.
05:02Well, instead of taking 100% of the dose 10% of the time, we take 10% of the dose 100% of the time.
05:10That is scientifically more better.
05:11Want to try it?
05:12Yeah.
05:12All right.
05:13Just take a little...
05:13Just a little...
05:13Just a little...
05:14Just a little...
05:14...lacra.
05:18Then we just need to repeat that dosage all day and all night.
05:22I'm getting a little heat.
05:23Yeah.
05:24But it's not too much heat.
05:25No, no.
05:25I definitely don't need more than that, though.
05:27You know what I mean?
05:27No, but I'm going to need more in, like, 15 minutes.
05:29Well, sure.
05:30Okay.
05:30Speaking of spicy.
05:32How is everyone doing?
05:33Things just got a little galleon there.
05:35Hello, class, and welcome.
05:37I want to congratulate you all for making a decision to pursue a career in this field.
05:42Oh!
05:46Are you two guys all right?
05:48Yeah.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Yeah, all good.
05:50All good.
05:50And may I compliment you on your uniform?
05:54The snugness really accentuates your physique, if that's okay to say.
05:59Uh, it's not, but let's continue, huh?
06:02Uh, if you don't mind, can we skip to the fun parts?
06:04You're not even letting me get started.
06:06Sorry.
06:07My, uh, my partner here, he's just excited to save lives.
06:10Okay.
06:11Well, I applaud you for your enthusiasm, but let's stay on track here, huh?
06:14Now.
06:15Ooh!
06:15Uh, yes.
06:17Um, when I just referred to the gentleman to my right as my partner, I meant in medicine,
06:23not in life.
06:24In life, I am very much single.
06:26Huh.
06:27That's great, but I want to start this class right now, okay?
06:30Oh, God.
06:31I tell you, man, I think I got the dosage off.
06:33I think I ate a little bit too much.
06:35Less is more.
06:36That's on me.
06:36The what?
06:37The hot peppers.
06:38Ah, why don't we cover the dosing, the pepper dosing in the class?
06:41I don't know what you're even talking about, but I tell you what, let's talk about CPR.
06:46Oh, I'd like to volunteer.
06:47No, I don't.
06:49You're already getting up.
06:50All right.
06:50I'm so sorry.
06:51It's so much spicier than I thought.
06:53Now, when we get to the chest compressions, should I take your shirt off or should you take
06:57mine off?
06:57No shirts come off.
06:58Actually, I'd love to take my shirt off.
07:00I'm getting pretty sweaty.
07:00Can we start with the dummies, please?
07:02Right here.
07:02Okay.
07:03And hands go like so, and we want to start with compressions to the song.
07:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, stay alive.
07:10Let me give it a shot.
07:11Mac, do you mind if I step in?
07:12You want to step in?
07:12Actually, I'd love to step in here and see the sleep.
07:15Sure.
07:15Yeah.
07:17How's this?
07:19That's a little too fast.
07:21You see, class, I'm increasing the rate of compressions to ensure maximum blood flow.
07:25Class, don't listen to him.
07:27It's so hot!
07:28Now, class, you'll notice I am still finding a rhythm.
07:30That is way too fast.
07:31Well, if somebody doesn't understand, double time.
07:33You see, I'm pushing to a much spicier song.
07:36Is everyone familiar with the Gypsy King's Bambaleo?
07:40Ah, an excellent choice.
07:41Very spicy.
07:42Speaking of spice, I brought plenty of pepper strips.
07:52Ah, that damn lawyer is going to jam me the hell up.
07:56Yeah.
07:56Right on.
07:57Maybe I should slip him a ghost pepper.
07:59Yeah, well, that's a good idea.
08:00All right, uh, chili flakes, please.
08:03Wait, what?
08:03I need the chili flakes.
08:04Please see them?
08:05Yeah, I see them.
08:06Yes, chef?
08:07What?
08:07Say yes, chef!
08:09Why?
08:09Because the steaks are, uh, very high.
08:12You know, this is high-steak stuff.
08:13Steaks are what?
08:14They're cooking!
08:15It's life and death stuff, man.
08:16I need you to say yes, chef.
08:17You know what you should do?
08:18You should cook up an extra spicy meal.
08:21Really, really spicy.
08:22And I'll give it to the lawyer.
08:24I'll trick him into eating it.
08:25And then if he's not admitted to the hospital, it would prove that I'm innocent.
08:29Okay, what if he dies?
08:30Win-win either way, right?
08:31All right.
08:33Oh!
08:33Try that, baby!
08:34Good smash!
08:35Ha, ha, ha, smash the gun!
08:36Really?
08:37You know how to do that?
08:38Yeah, it's a brick-based medium.
08:39Oh, look at that.
08:39Yeah, that's my favorite part.
08:41What do you think?
08:41Same as the smash burger, right?
08:44It's great!
08:45Well, I added a little extra spice here.
08:46Oh, yeah, come do it.
08:47I've been micro-dosing them myself.
08:49Hey, here we go, Frank.
08:51Your smash burger.
08:52No, it's a little late.
08:53Yeah, sorry about that.
08:54That's because I got smashed by a Prius.
08:56Ooh, yeah.
08:56Whoops.
08:57Yeah, I need some shin guards, I think.
08:58Yeah, it looks bad.
08:59Yeah, it doesn't feel like it's bad.
09:00Well, Charlie already made me one, so you get no tip.
09:02Charlie made you that?
09:03Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:04It's basically the same exact thing as that smash burger.
09:06Really good.
09:07Big deal.
09:07Oh, hold on a second.
09:08What else can you make, Charlie?
09:09I don't make anything.
09:10Are you kidding me?
09:10Okay, well, hold on.
09:11I'm getting an idea here.
09:13Yeah?
09:14Yeah, what if you help me spice up my job a little bit, right?
09:17And we make this sort of a ghost kitchen situation.
09:19We do it right here, I keep my work central, but I really get to crank out the orders a
09:24lot faster.
09:24Okay, I like it.
09:25I'll do this for you, Dee.
09:26I will, but you got to promise me something.
09:28You got to say, yes, chef, no, chef, on your left, chef, corner, chef, these kind of
09:32things.
09:32It's got to work that way, Dee.
09:33It's got to work that way.
09:34How would I say any of those things?
09:36Because we're cooking food.
09:37Yep.
09:38Just food.
09:39Good.
09:39Doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
09:42It's the most serious thing.
09:45Yes, chef.
09:47Yes, chef.
09:48Yeah?
09:48Don't care.
09:48Isn't that great?
09:49Yeah, great.
09:49Wait, wait, wait, Dee, before you go.
09:51Want to spice up your bike ride with a habanero?
09:56Coming through!
09:57Coming through!
09:59On your left, bitch!
10:00Ah!
10:03Oh!
10:03Go, go, go, go!
10:05Move it, motor!
10:06God damn!
10:08Woo!
10:13Buddy, getting a refund on those glasses and spending it on a decommissioned ambulance was
10:17the way to go.
10:18The illegality of what we're doing is spicy enough to get me off.
10:21Yeah.
10:21And speaking of spice, I think we should up the dose.
10:24I think we should cool it on the peppers for a little bit.
10:26I mean, you know, you take too much of those things and you can go temporarily blind.
10:29Blind?
10:30That's crazy.
10:30No, you can't.
10:31Zebra 3, Zebra 3, Zebra 3, you anywhere near second in race, got a woman with an injury
10:36on the sidewalk.
10:37Second in race?
10:38That's like a block away.
10:39Maybe we should answer it.
10:41Well, here's one issue.
10:43What?
10:43We are not EMTs.
10:45This is Zebra 3.
10:46We are 20 out.
10:47Go to closer unit.
10:49It's only a turn knee and a run to St. Mercy's.
10:51I'm sure she could wait.
10:53This is Flaming Pepper.
10:54New truck on the rotation.
10:54We're only about a block away.
10:55We're going to stop by.
10:57Roger that, Flaming Pepper.
10:59I'll let her know you're on the way.
11:00What are you doing?
11:01I don't know.
11:02I mean, look, dude, what could be spicier than answering a call?
11:05Plus, it's only a hospital run.
11:06No big deal.
11:06I am intrigued that it's a woman.
11:08A puff of pepper and let's go?
11:09You know what?
11:10Let's do it.
11:10But let's cool it on the peppers, all right?
11:12Let's be professional.
11:13We'll take some peppers afterwards.
11:15Professional.
11:16You got it.
11:25It's probably enough that the...
11:26It's doing it on.
11:27Yeah, yeah.
11:37Ma'am?
11:38How we doing over here, ma'am?
11:39What seems to be the problem?
11:40This crazy woman jumped the curb on her bicycle yelling nonsense about hot peppers.
11:46I think I twisted my knee.
11:47It might be sprained.
11:48Ugh, it's terrible.
11:50Yeah.
11:52Uh, ma'am, would you excuse us for one quick second?
11:54Come talk to me over here.
11:57Did you pepper up?
11:57No.
11:59Yes, you did.
11:59Nope.
12:01Okay, I just had a little taste of it.
12:02Now you're not microdosing anymore.
12:04You slipped into macrodosing.
12:06Macrodosing?
12:06Yeah.
12:07That's cool, because it's my name.
12:09All right, damn it.
12:09You know what?
12:11Give me a little bit, because I...
12:12Yeah, just...
12:13I feel like I'm dipping.
12:13Just a little too.
12:14Just a little too.
12:15I don't know if I'm there for a good thing, but...
12:16Yeah.
12:17A little something.
12:18Yeah.
12:18Oh, God, man, that is the stuff.
12:20But it's a mild heat, right?
12:22Holy shit.
12:22Yeah, it's good.
12:23All right.
12:24Okay.
12:24All right, let's save this bitch.
12:25Uh, ma'am, I think what you got there is a sprain.
12:28Uh, you're gonna...
12:29Uh, not want to put anything hot on it.
12:31Or cold.
12:31Yeah.
12:32Uh, nothing hot, nothing cold.
12:33Yeah, lukewarm, really.
12:34Ma'am, you're gonna...
12:34You're gonna want to keep that knee lukewarm.
12:37You're gonna want to take short, shallow breaths.
12:40Oh, you know what?
12:41I gotta check her for a concussion, because I feel like she's acting crazy.
12:44I didn't hit my head.
12:44Just lay back and...
12:46Oh, God!
12:47Oh, my eye is burning.
12:50Was there something on your thumb?
12:51That's probably unrelated.
12:52Uh, ma'am, you're becoming a bit hysterical.
12:54Why don't I do some chest compressions on you?
12:56You want to pop that sweater off?
12:56No, I need to rinse my eye.
12:58Well, the sweater needs to come off.
12:59Yeah, let's make her unconscious, because I feel like this is becoming a whole thing.
13:03What?
13:03Uh, okay, ma'am, we're gonna get you to the hospital right now.
13:09Dude, this is incredible.
13:10I feel so alive.
13:13She definitely wants to bang me.
13:14Yeah.
13:15Don't you think?
13:15Yeah, I think so.
13:17Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
13:34I got it.
13:37Hey, hey, wow, she's good.
13:39You dumb bitch!
13:51Yeah!
13:52All right.
13:54These are the Chipotle burritos.
13:55Chipotle burritos, yes, chef.
13:57How's the spice pot?
13:58Spice pot is...
14:01Spicy, but it needs more pepper.
14:02Peppers coming up.
14:03Here we go.
14:03Peppers, here we go.
14:04I needed a yes, chef there.
14:05Yes, chef!
14:06Yes, chef!
14:07Yes, chef!
14:08Yes, chef!
14:11Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
14:14Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
14:22I don't know.
14:23I don't know who's gonna make it.
14:24Looks like he's gonna die.
14:25He's going in and out, isn't he?
14:26Should we pepper?
14:26You want some pepper, sir?
14:27God damn it, hands!
14:29I need hands!
14:30Let's go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
14:32Put the pepper down, go!
14:33Come on!
14:36Oh, wait, oh!
14:36Left front!
14:37Left front!
14:38Left front!
14:43Sir, are you okay?
14:44I think we gotta do compressions.
14:45Compressions, go!
14:54Come on, pick it up, Grandpa!
14:57Come on, bring it up, baby!
14:59What?
15:00Oh, I got it!
15:01There's nothing!
15:02There's nothing!
15:03There's nothing!
15:03There's nothing!
15:04There's nothing!
15:04There's nothing!
15:04There's nothing!
15:05Woo!
15:05Woo!
15:05Woo!
15:06Woo!
15:06Woo!
15:06Woo!
15:06Woo!
15:07Woo!
15:07Woo!
15:08Woo!
15:08Woo!
15:09Woo!
15:09Woo!
15:10Woo!
15:10Woo!
15:11Woo!
15:11Water up!
15:12Tom, we did it, Charlie.
15:14This chili is maxed out.
15:16Oh, I mean, I gotta go.
15:17Oh, what?
15:18What?
15:18No, I need it.
15:19You can't go.
15:19Come on, I got orders, buddy.
15:20No way, I gotta go trick the lawyer.
15:22Come on, I need my expediter!
15:23Want to be an arrow by myself?
15:24Come on, Frank, I need you, buddy!
15:26Oh, there he is!
15:27Oh!
15:28What do you got for us, buddy?
15:29Oh!
15:30Anything for my first responders!
15:31Oh, my guy, my guy, my guy!
15:33Hey!
15:34Woo!
15:35Woo!
15:36Woo!
15:37Uh!
15:38Uh!
15:39Uh!
15:40Uh!
15:41Uh!
15:42Getting high on your own supply over there?
15:43Ha!
15:44You mind?
15:45Yeah, well, I'm in the weeds, boys.
15:46You know, I need it just to get by.
15:47Okay, you say so?
15:48Well, we're going for you, Thales.
15:49How's it going?
15:50Hi, Thales.
15:51I don't love the blood.
15:52A lot of blood in my line of work, too.
15:54Well, there shouldn't be.
15:55Yeah, but you get the banger.
15:56I got Frank once or twice.
15:57There really, really shouldn't be.
15:58It's life and death stuff.
15:59Not really, though.
16:00You know, it's for the animals, I guess.
16:03I must feel like I could use a little more action.
16:05You know what I mean?
16:06You want more spice?
16:07I want more spice.
16:08Yeah!
16:09Okay, I'm done.
16:10Peppermint.
16:11Oh!
16:12Bingo!
16:13Dang, what happened to you?
16:14Oh, a bite got smashed by a Crosstown bus.
16:16Did it?
16:17Smashing ups everywhere.
16:18Yeah, interesting.
16:19Hey, this might be the Peppers talk in here, but go with me.
16:23I'm sensing an opportunity to smash all of these ideas together and really spice up
16:29our lives.
16:30Now, I'm going to float out something that I believe to be a very reasonable proposition.
16:35What is it?
16:36Okay, I got two smash burgers and a side of curly fries.
16:37Are you left?
16:38Uh, yeah, thank you.
16:39Thank you what?
16:40Thank you, Chef!
16:41Thank you what?
16:42Thank you what?
16:43Thank you what?
16:44Thank you, Chef!
16:45Warner!
16:46This is the spice I was looking for, baby!
16:48Whoa!
16:49Whoa!
16:50Well, well, well.
16:51Hmm.
16:52New office, huh?
16:53Popcorn ceiling right next to the highway.
16:55This place is trash.
16:56Mr. Reynolds.
16:57Always a pleasure.
16:58I wanna talk about a settlement.
16:59I bet you do, because if I were your attorney, I would be begging for the same thing.
17:15But unfortunately for you...
17:21But unfortunately for you, I am not.
17:26My depth perception is terrible.
17:29Why?
17:30Because of the goddamn eye.
17:32What happened to your eye?
17:34Are you serious?
17:35Let's talk about this late gentleman.
17:37I brought you some chili.
17:38Okay, I'm not eating that.
17:40I'm sure it's poison.
17:41Besides, I ordered for myself.
17:43My food's better.
17:45And there's nothing the matter with that chili.
17:46That is tasty chili, I promise.
17:48Hey, lawyer.
17:49Not now, D.
17:50He post-made it, I'm delivering.
17:53Okay, I don't want any food delivered by any of you.
17:56Oh, guess what, Bozo?
17:57I don't care whether you eat it or not,
17:59but if you don't tip me, I'm taking out the other eye.
18:01Eat mine.
18:03No!
18:04I'll eat some first.
18:05Here.
18:06I got my own spoon.
18:08All right, this is bullshit.
18:09If you're not going to tip me, then I'm eating your lunch.
18:10Well, be my guest.
18:11I don't care.
18:12What do you think about this?
18:13Mmm.
18:13What?
18:14Mmm.
18:15This is delicious.
18:16It's a little hot.
18:17Hot, hot, hot.
18:18A little hot.
18:19Mine too.
18:19Not a texture so much as it's the tiniest bit spicy.
18:23Really, really enjoying this a lot.
18:26Oh, no.
18:27Oh, no.
18:29I got to take a knee.
18:30No.
18:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:33Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
18:33You want me to make a burger so spicy?
18:36No.
18:36I love you, punk.
18:37I'm going to fuck you, huh?
18:38You got a brother.
18:39I don't.
18:40I don't.
18:40I don't.
18:40I don't.
18:41I don't.
18:41I'll share that with you.
18:43All 9-1-1.
18:45You got a possible code W59 in progress at Snyder and Pattinson.
18:50Pepper, Pepper.
18:51That's like right here.
18:52Pepper, Pepper, you want it, Pepper?
18:53Yes, absolutely.
18:54Yeah.
18:55W59, what is that?
18:56Oh, snake bite.
18:58That's kind of exciting.
18:59Whoa, that's very interesting to me.
19:01I've always wanted to suck out snake venom.
19:02You know this.
19:05Blame Pepper taking a call.
19:06Yeah, let's take it.
19:07Come on, baby.
19:07Here, take a call.
19:08Come on.
19:12What is it?
19:12What's going on here?
19:13You guys aren't snake bit, are you?
19:14They thought that was the only way we could get you guys to come up here.
19:18We said it was a snake bite.
19:19I was right.
19:19Guys, this is wonderful.
19:21I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on here, but I guarantee you it's going
19:25to help me in my suit.
19:26I love watching all of you fail.
19:30Cheers.
19:32I got you.
19:35What's in that?
19:38That is 100% juiced Carolina Reaper tea.
19:44I got him.
19:45You got him, Reaper tea.
19:48Somebody, what's happening to me?
19:52Are you all right?
19:54We're getting close, guys.
19:56Almost there.
19:56Just hang on.
19:57Are we looking back there?
19:59He's going to die.
20:00Bubble ale, bubble ale, bubble ale, bubble ale, bubble ale.
20:02Get those fries out of the fries.
20:03Stop.
20:04This hurts so bad.
20:05You're overspicing the food, Chuck.
20:06What are they doing?
20:08Enough with the order.
20:09No, no.
20:09Just one more drop, Frank.
20:11He's going to die.
20:12He's going harder.
20:13He's going harder.
20:15I got it, Birds.
20:20I got it, Birds.
20:22God damn it, Dennis.
20:23You have the Elk Corner.
20:25I can't see.
20:27What?
20:28God damn it.
20:28I think I overdosed on the peppers.
20:29I told you this.
20:30What happened, Matt?
20:31I can't see.
20:35God damn it.
20:36God damn it.
20:37God damn it.
20:37All right, all right, all right.
21:01I've heard enough.
21:02Enjoy riding through the city, serving food without a permit in an unlicensed ambulance,
21:08all while impersonating medical professionals.
21:11For what?
21:12Your own twisted amusement?
21:14What have you got to say for yourself?
21:17I swear there were other people there.
21:21I was strapped into a gurney.
21:23I passed out.
21:25They must have put me in EMT uniform and fled the scene.
21:3230 days Philly correctional.
21:35Next case.
21:36Bambuleiro, bambuleiro, porque mi vida con la frente es vivir asĂ­.
21:43Bambuleiro, bambuleiro, porque mi vida con la frente es vivir asĂ­.
21:51T rede la tĂŹnhero, bambuleiro, porque mi vida con la frente es vivir asĂ­.
21:55I don't know what I'm going to do, but I don't know what I'm going to do.