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00:00Are you a mind reader? Yes or no? Will Charles Nelson Reilly say yes? Did Sarah Purcell say no?
00:19Find out as we play a game of punk and ESP, Mind Reader!
00:25And now, here's the star of Mind Readers, Dick Martin!
00:34Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to Mind Readers.
00:49This is the game that explores just how much men and women really know about each other.
00:54And to help us find these answers are our celebrity team captains, Sarah Purcell, and Charles Nelson Reilly!
01:05What a nice couple!
01:10Sarah, you look so pretty.
01:13And we're going to be back with you. We're going to start with Charles' team, but we wanted to see you and your team for a moment and say good luck, and we'll be right back.
01:25Charles, how are you?
01:26I'm fine, sir.
01:27Well, now, we're going to play Mind Readers.
01:30You did, and I just read your mind. You left the windows up in the car. You were worried.
01:34You're right.
01:34Oh, you're good at this game.
01:35Well, that's how it's...
01:37Oh, well, you're going to mind read these gentlemen now, and in order to help you do that, why don't we find out a little something about them?
01:44Ralph, tell us a little something about you.
01:46Well, my name is Ralph Passwater, one P, and I'm originally from Labrador, and I was a bush player.
01:56Ralph Passwater, one P.
01:58Yes.
01:59We made a mistake on the team shirt, I think, as I think it over.
02:02I think so. I think there's two P's on the shirt. Go ahead.
02:04Well, after that, I became a gandy dancer and flew beavers in the bush, the Havilland Beavers.
02:09I see.
02:10And then landed...
02:11One L or two?
02:12Two.
02:16I'm single, and I work in a factory in Speedway, Indiana, making lawnmower blades.
02:21I see.
02:22Well...
02:23Now, if there isn't a series in that, I'll put in with you.
02:26Boy, that's an exciting story.
02:28Pat, tell us about you.
02:30My name is Pat Manning.
02:31I'm from London, England.
02:32I live in Burbank.
02:33I'm a custom tailor, and as a sideline, I promote motorcycle racing.
02:37That's marvelous.
02:38Don't you love that accent?
02:41I love that accent.
02:44I'm from London, and I'll promote motorcycle races.
02:48A little bit of Cary Grant there.
02:50I love it.
02:51Dale, tell us about you.
02:52Hi, I'm Dale Reese.
02:53I'm from Woodstown, New Jersey.
02:54I'm an associate producer for a film company, and my hobbies are flying, whitewater canoeing,
03:00and skiing.
03:01My goodness.
03:02And I'm a man in motion.
03:03I would say.
03:04What?
03:05All right.
03:06Let's play mind readers, then.
03:09Charles, it's time to put you to work now, and see if you can predict how he
03:14and how your team of men answers this first question.
03:17Are you ready, sir?
03:18Yes, sir.
03:19Okay.
03:20Men, when you invite a girl to your apartment for an after-dinner drink, do you generally
03:25expect her to stay overnight?
03:28Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
03:31Please vote now.
03:34Please vote secretly, and your vote will be registered backstage.
03:38And they have all voted.
03:40We're going to hear some revealing answers, I have a feeling, Charles.
03:44How do you think Ralph answered this?
03:46Good old pass water.
03:50One P, don't forget.
03:52He would say, would he expect her to stay overnight?
03:55Definitely.
03:56He definitely would.
03:57Ralph, would you expect her to stay overnight?
04:00If you took more than one drink, you're bloody right.
04:02He said yes.
04:03Oh, boy.
04:04See how we're winning?
04:05That's right.
04:06That was for $50, and now for another $50.
04:09How do you think Pat answered that?
04:10You know how cold it gets in London?
04:11No one's going to walk home in that cold fog.
04:12You can't get a cab after 11 anyway.
04:13Even with an iced tea, she's going to stay.
04:14Ah-ha.
04:15Yes.
04:16Pat, he says, yes, she's going to stay overnight.
04:17What do you say?
04:18This was after going out to dinner, right?
04:19Yes.
04:20Yes.
04:21Yes.
04:22Yes.
04:23Yes.
04:24Yes.
04:25Yes.
04:26Yes.
04:27Yes.
04:28Yes.
04:29This was after going out to dinner, right?
04:31Yes.
04:32You invite her to your apartment for an after-dinner drink.
04:36Oh.
04:37Do you generally expect her to stay all night?
04:39Well, the thing is, I might get hungry again later on.
04:42So, not only would I want to have a drink, but, you know, I might like to eat as well.
04:46I see.
04:47So, yes, most certainly.
04:48Ah.
04:49Yes, indeed.
04:50You've won $100.
04:51Your team is red hot.
04:53Your team is red hot.
04:56Well, we're down to Dale now.
04:59Dale, do you think, what do you think Dale's going to say?
05:01Well, have you ever been to New Jersey?
05:03Yes.
05:04You better stay all night or learn to ski.
05:07Well, sure.
05:08He would say yes.
05:10She's got very few choices where else to go.
05:12There you go.
05:13Charles says yes.
05:15What do you say, Dale?
05:16Oh, I hate to do this, but I would love for her to stay all night, but I never expect
05:19her to stay all night.
05:20Ah.
05:21He said no.
05:22That's all right.
05:23I love that guy.
05:24The men have $100, the women have $50, and now we'll be right back after this.
05:37It's a shopper's paradise on...
05:40$250.
05:41Supermarket Sweep.
05:42Yes.
05:43Tonight, starting at 10, only on Buzzer.
05:52I liked it until PP falando.
05:56Exactly.
05:57I hate the same thing, as the institutional and upper rightlener you're safe.
06:00Do it if it weren't engulfing other or anything?
06:02We're we're yeah, but we're we're Allie.
06:04That way, we're we're all ready to leave the back of this.
06:06Yeah, you know what?
06:07Okay, here we go.
06:09We'll do the last day.
06:10Apparently, the guy ready means...
06:13Dievon may.
06:14efic Gaектор V.
06:15I thinkухa andreu.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Alastair Four Hut.
06:19Freel molé bees bees are fine.
07:51Aren't you, sweetie?
07:53You're looking wonderful.
07:54Don't you have a nice-looking team?
07:56Yes, I do.
07:57Well, good.
07:58I tell you what, in order for you and I to play this game better, why don't we get to know
08:03something about them?
08:04Shirley, tell us something about you.
08:06Well, my name is Shirley Loreno, and I've been married for two years.
08:09I'm a college student, and I'm studying the human body.
08:13Oh.
08:15After being married two years, you have more to learn?
08:18Wow.
08:19I always have more to learn, believe me.
08:21I love it.
08:22Martha, how about you?
08:24Well, I'm Martha Duncan.
08:26I was a high school dropout, got married, been married 52 years, and I have a hobby of going
08:32to school every time I get bored.
08:34I'll tell you, if you dropped out of school and lasted 52 years into marriage, you did
08:46all right.
08:47Oh, I've gotten an education since.
08:48That a girl.
08:51All right, Birgit.
08:53Yes, Birgit.
08:53Birgit.
08:53Tell us about you.
08:55I'm Birgit Winslow, and I'm married, and I'm a singer, and I'm an actress, and a Swede
09:00from Minnesota.
09:01I bet, with a name like Birgit.
09:04That's pretty.
09:05Y'all.
09:06That's beautiful.
09:07Okay, let's play mind readers.
09:09Sarah, it's time to put you to work and see if you can predict how your team of ladies
09:13will answer this first question.
09:16Ladies, do you think a couple should live together before getting married?
09:23Please vote now.
09:27Vote secretly.
09:29Your vote is being registered backstage.
09:32They're all in.
09:33Well, this is going to be another revealer, isn't it, Sarah?
09:36Sarah, let's start with Shirley.
09:38Do you think she believes this?
09:40The question is, do you think a couple should live together before getting married?
09:45Yes or no?
09:47That's a difficult question to answer, just because it depends on the people, I would think,
09:52too.
09:52Well, they're married ladies they can talk about.
09:55Yeah?
09:56I don't know.
09:57Shirley, how would Shirley think about that?
10:01I think Shirley would think it would be all right.
10:03You think she'd say yes?
10:04Maybe it would make a stronger marriage or something.
10:06Sarah, she said you said yes.
10:08What did you say, Shirley?
10:09Well, they tell me that the first year of marriage is the hardest, so I got the first
10:13year of marriage over with by living with them, and then I've had a great time since then.
10:16So, yes, I would definitely.
10:17So, she said yes.
10:18Oh, great.
10:19Thank you very much.
10:20Thank you very much.
10:20Thank you very much.
10:21Wonderful.
10:23That was for $50.
10:24So, the ladies have $100, and the men have $100, and $300 wins the game.
10:30Okay, what do you think Martha said?
10:33Martha's been married 52 years.
10:35Martha's a pistol, too.
10:37She's frisky.
10:38Darn right she is.
10:40Frisky Martha.
10:41I think Martha might think it would be a good idea, too.
10:44You think so?
10:45Martha, she said you said yes.
10:47Well, when I got married, I didn't think so, but at my age, I wouldn't take a chance
10:52unless I tried first.
10:55Yes.
10:55You said yes.
10:56Ah, Martha, what did I tell you?
11:00Good for a little Martha.
11:02Okay, you have $150.
11:07Well, we're done.
11:08Now, it's Birgit.
11:09Birgit from Minnesota.
11:11What do you think she said?
11:13You think a couple should live together before getting married?
11:16Did she say yes or no?
11:18I think Birgit said yes.
11:19Ah, it may be.
11:22Birgit, she thinks you said yes.
11:25Well, I think marriage is a very sacred institution, and I think that living together is a good idea
11:32to make sure.
11:33She said yes.
11:35Beautiful.
11:36Okay, the ladies have $200.
11:40And the men have $100.
11:43Well, Charles, we must get busy here.
11:46Busy, busy, busy.
11:47Gentlemen, given the choice, would you prefer a girl who is a little too skinny or a little too plump?
11:55Too skinny or too plump?
11:58Please vote now.
11:59They're all in.
12:06Ah, this is interesting because it's, mind you, it just says a little.
12:10A girl who's a little too skinny or a little too plump.
12:14What do you think Pat said?
12:17Jolly old eagle.
12:17I think he said plump.
12:19You think he said plump?
12:21Pat, he says you think plump.
12:24Well, the thing is, if you get a plump bird to start with, she's going to get enormous.
12:30So, you know, so I would sooner start with a skinny one and let her get there.
12:36So, I could have a skinny one.
12:37He's going to see.
12:40The $50 goes over here.
12:42I haven't heard that in a long time.
12:48If you get a skinny bird.
12:51Okay, the women can win with this.
12:54Now, we go to Dale.
12:56Old conservative Dale.
12:58A little too skinny, a little too plump.
13:01What do you think he's going to say there, Sharon?
13:03Well, he's such a gentleman this day, you know?
13:07He can't get out of this one, though, can he?
13:11No, he can't.
13:12And since I'm going to say skinny, I hope he said skinny.
13:17She thinks you said skinny.
13:19Dale, what did you say?
13:20Well, I always thought that the skinnier they are, the hip bones hurt.
13:25So, if you get a plump one, you can always work it off.
13:29You know, so I said plump.
13:30Plump!
13:33I don't care what you said, I want to hear more about the hip bones.
13:41My goodness, you have lost control.
13:44Practical man, Dale.
13:45You have $250.
13:47The men have $150.
13:49Charles?
13:51The women can still win with this.
13:53What do you think about old Ralph?
13:55A little too plump?
13:55I think he has a compact car, so he will go with skinny.
14:00Skinny.
14:01Ralph?
14:01I hope.
14:02He says you said skinny.
14:04What did you say?
14:05Well, I recall Shakespeare's comment when he was writing about Cassius and Julius Caesar,
14:10and he said, beware of lean and hungry men.
14:13And lean and hungry gals scare me.
14:15I liked them a little on the plump side.
14:16A little plump?
14:17My goodness.
14:19How about that?
14:20You tried.
14:21I'm sorry you lost, but you come back and play another game because each team gets to play
14:35three games.
14:36Terrific.
14:37Okay, Sarah.
14:38That's what they get for not liking skinny women, you know?
14:40That's true.
14:42Okay, now you get to play for bigger stakes as we challenge you to mind read our studio audience.
14:47Will the 10 people chosen at random from our studio audience please come down into the jar?
14:52Jury, we'll be right back after this.
14:58It's a tricky word to say, but a fun game to play.
15:02You pronounce it.
15:04Level $149.
15:05$140.
15:05It's tomorrow starting at 7 on Buzzer.
15:18Have a good game.
15:20We're right back.
19:56Okay, Martha, come on down and look at this.
19:59Look at the jury.
20:03There you are.
20:06Now, you've had...
20:07We do look like a team, don't we?
20:09Yeah.
20:09Mutton Jeff.
20:10You've had time to look at this jury, so here's their second question.
20:14Do you believe in flying saucers?
20:17Please vote now.
20:19Ah, we're going to find out how many Star Trek fans we have here.
20:28Do you believe in flying saucers?
20:30How many do you think believe in flying saucers?
20:33Let's say four.
20:35Four?
20:36Four?
20:37Four?
20:38Four?
20:39Four?
20:40You've got a deal.
20:41Four?
20:42You've got a deal.
20:43Four?
20:44You've got a deal.
20:45We'll go down here to four.
20:46And if four comes up, you win $500.
20:48All right, let's find out.
20:49How many believe in flying saucers?
20:52Ah.
20:53Seven.
20:54You're just outside the range, but don't worry, you still have $200.
20:58All right.
20:59Shirley, come on and take a look at this jury.
21:08Ah, Shirley, this is an interesting question in today's world.
21:13Jury, this is your last question.
21:15Do you smoke?
21:17Please vote now.
21:19That's interesting.
21:20Some people have given it up.
21:22Some people say it's gone up.
21:24And they're all in now.
21:26How many do you think smoke up there?
21:28Well, they all look pretty healthy, but some of them are breathing hard.
21:31I'm not sure why.
21:32Um, I'd say probably six of them.
21:37Six.
21:38All righty.
21:39Here we are at six.
21:40If six comes up, you win $500.
21:42If it's in this area, you win from four to eight, you win $200 to go with your already
21:47$200.
21:48Okay.
21:49How many smoke?
21:50Four.
21:51You're in the area.
21:52Isn't that beautiful?
21:54That's marvelous.
21:56Now, here's what happened.
22:00Here's what happened.
22:01You have $400, and we're going to give you a chance to play for 10 times that much, or
22:06$4,000 when we go back to play Celebrity Turnabout.
22:09Let's go.
22:10Okay.
22:11Welcome back, Sarah.
22:12It's been exciting out there with the jury.
22:14Uh, but ladies, now it's your turn to turn the tables and mindread Sarah Purcell.
22:28So far, you have won $400.
22:31If a majority of you can predict how Sarah Purcell answers one question, you'll multiply
22:37that by, we'll multiply that by 10, and you'll play for $4,000.
22:41Are you ready?
22:42Okay, Sarah.
22:43Oh.
22:44Oh.
22:45Oh, this is a goodie.
22:48Sarah, would you do a nude scene in a movie if you thought it would improve your career?
22:54Oh.
22:55Oh.
22:56Now, you have a yes and a no plaque there.
22:59Take a yes or a no.
23:02Would you do a nude scene in a movie if you thought it would advance your career?
23:08All right, Sarah is locked into her answer now.
23:11We've been looking for a majority.
23:13Shirley, do you think she said yes or no to the nude scene?
23:17Well, I don't really, um, I'm not really sure I haven't seen her that much, but I would
23:23say she's probably doing pretty good on her career and she wouldn't really need to do
23:27it.
23:28So I think she would say no.
23:29You think she would say no?
23:30Okay, we have one no.
23:31Looking for a majority.
23:32Martha, what do you think?
23:33Is she going to say yes or no to a nude scene?
23:36I don't believe she would.
23:38I'll say no.
23:39No?
23:40Okay, we have a majority on no.
23:42We don't have to go to Birgit.
23:43We have a majority on no.
23:45So, Sarah Purcell, for $4,000, is it no?
23:51It is no.
23:53Woo!
23:54Woo!
23:55Woo!
23:56Woo!
23:57Congratulations!
24:01That's marvelous.
24:03Next, Bobby Van hosts Showoffs, the Red versus Blue game, where silence is golden
24:08as we close the vault on Lost and Found.
24:11Then, the Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour.
27:14We're out of time for today, but we'll be back with both teams because they've only played one game and each team plays three games. So far, the men have won a total of $150. The women have won a total of $4,300.
27:28Ah, and we're going to be back tomorrow. In the meantime, take it easy. See you later. Bye-bye.
27:34This is Johnny Olsen speaking for mind reader.
27:42This is Johnny Olsen speaking for mind reader. I'm Mark Woodson, Bill Toplin production.
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