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00:00Not suitable for persons under 16 years of age, the management of KHA-TV recommends that if young people are currently viewing this station, parents are cautioned to exercise proper guidance.
00:15Dan Crotty's wife has a new excuse. She's afraid of the waterbed bug.
00:21After 31 years of happy marriage, Ann Goodman faces a crisis.
00:26Susan Sherlock and Rhonda Shear started out sharing an apartment. Now, they're sharing a lot more.
00:32They're all here to tell their stories to Mitzi McCall, David Letterman, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Jeff Edwards on The Love Experts, starring Bill Cullen.
00:45Hi, guys. Thank you, Jack.
00:47Oh, well.
00:49Thank you all. Welcome to The Love Experts, and welcome to our fine panel. Hello, Mitzi.
00:53Hi, sweetheart.
00:54And David.
00:54Bill, you've been out in the sun again too long. Oh, that's your coat. I'm sorry.
00:58It's me up here. Jamie.
01:00Hello.
01:01And Jeff Edwards.
01:01Bill, how you doing?
01:02Okay. Now, panel, I've been asked to tell you this. The people you're about to meet are real people, and the stories we're about to hear are real tales of theirs.
01:10So, if you're ready, and I know you are, I can see that they're just anxious to get moving. Jack, tell us about our first guest, please.
01:15Well, Bill, he's a house husband from Pocahontas, Iowa, Dan Crotty.
01:20Hi, there, Bill.
01:21Thank you, Bill. Thank you, Bill.
01:24A house husband.
01:25A house husband.
01:25Oh, a house husband.
01:26Hey.
01:27Okay, I'm going to ask the question, because I want you to tell me about, what is a house husband?
01:31Well, I stay at home most of the day and take care of our two-and-a-half-year-old son, and my wife does most of the work.
01:36Hey, that's pretty good. She goes out and works, and you stay.
01:38He's a computer programmer, and a good one.
01:41Sensational.
01:42Okay, now, there's no problem there.
01:44Was it a difficult birth for you?
01:47There's a movie out on there.
01:51Wasn't born, he was programmed.
01:53Tell the gang over there what's bothering you, please, Dan.
01:56Well, about Christmas time, my wife's been asking for a waterbed for years, and so I decided to surprise her at Christmas.
02:02And I went out the day before Christmas, and with my friend David, we bought a big king-size deluxe model with two speed vibrator and a heater and the whole thing.
02:11We put it up. It took a long time to put it up, and we got it up just in time before she came home from work, and we even put hot water in it so we wouldn't have to wait two days while the heater heated up.
02:20And then that night, she was thrilled, and we got into the waterbed.
02:24Wait a minute. You, your wife, and David got into the waterbed?
02:28David helped bring it home.
02:30You and your wife. David's gone by now, right?
02:33David's gone.
02:33He's gone. It's you and your wife. Go ahead.
02:36You're out in the waterbed.
02:37Well, at a very inopportune moment in the night, my wife suddenly screamed, and I said, what's the matter?
02:44And she said, there's something on my leg.
02:46And it was David.
02:48No, David. No, David. It wasn't David.
02:50It wasn't me.
02:52It wasn't me, either.
02:53But what was my leg?
02:55Wait a minute.
02:56We threw off the sheets and turned on the light, and there was this cockroach scrambling down the side of the bed.
03:00Now, I've never seen a cockroach in California. I didn't think there were any.
03:03No, they're all in New York.
03:05Really? Aren't they on the East Coast? I don't know.
03:06Well, anyway, I tried to explain that to her, that it couldn't have been a cockroach, but she was sure it was a cockroach.
03:10And so then she refused to sleep.
03:12How big was this?
03:13It was like about two inches long, black.
03:15I could buy a piranha, maybe.
03:17It looked like a cockroach, I gotta admit.
03:19Yeah.
03:19It was a bug of some kind.
03:21Pardon me?
03:21It had tags on it.
03:22No?
03:23No, you have to.
03:25You have to remove those.
03:27Do not remove this cockroach under penalty of law.
03:29The problem is she refuses to sleep in the waterbed now because she is sure that cockroach is going to come back.
03:34We looked for it and couldn't find it.
03:35Yeah.
03:36And so now she is sleeping in the other bedroom with my two-and-a-half-year-old son.
03:39No.
03:40And you're in the waterbed?
03:40I get visitation rights, but she doesn't come to the waterbed.
03:44You know what you do here is quite simple.
03:46So when you go to bed, you take yourself an ice pick, and if you see that cockroach...
03:51That'll get a cockroach every time.
03:54That'll get...
03:54So she sleeps in your son's room, and you sleep on the waterbed all by yourself.
03:59Right.
04:00And you get visit...
04:00How often can you visit her?
04:02Oh, as often as I would.
04:03Okay.
04:03I mean, you know, but I love the waterbed now.
04:05It's great for my back, and I've come to really like it.
04:08Oh, I see.
04:08But she won't join me in the waterbed.
04:10Given your choice, you are not prone at this moment to give up the waterbed.
04:13She's not prone at all.
04:16That's the problem.
04:18That's the problem.
04:19It does, you know, make a difference.
04:21Panel, let's play to tell the truth with all of you.
04:23I'll start with Jeff this time.
04:25I was putting Mitzi on the spot first.
04:27I'll begin with you.
04:28Has any one of you ever tried a waterbed?
04:29Yes.
04:30One of us has.
04:31Guess which one?
04:32Are you the one?
04:33Under what circumstance?
04:34No, my wife and I were at a motel one night where they had waterbeds, and that's the only time I tried it,
04:40and I didn't sleep very well.
04:42The thing kept...
04:42I mean, I would have been delighted if she had screamed at an opportune moment,
04:45but the thing just went up and down.
04:47I couldn't sleep.
04:48In a motel, when it was waterbeds rock, it's hard to watch the television.
04:50Yes, right.
04:51Jamie, how about you?
04:53I had my first experience with a man on a waterbed, and I love waterbeds.
04:58I think the waterbeds are terrific.
05:00Really?
05:00Yes, they're fabulous.
05:02Okay.
05:02Now, there's...
05:02And they're warm.
05:03The water's warm and everything.
05:04Jamie, I'm learning more about you than I am our guests.
05:07David's over there.
05:09Yes.
05:09David.
05:10I've had no experience with waterbeds, an awful lot of experience with cockroaches, however.
05:16And how about...
05:17That's where I live.
05:18Missy?
05:19Well, a waterbed is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live on one.
05:24Charlie and I go to a terrific motel that has waterbeds and mirrors above.
05:30It's really fun.
05:31Oh, yeah.
05:31But I agree with your wife.
05:33I don't think I'd want it as a steady diet, unless you could promise that the tide would
05:37be out every night.
05:38Do you know what I mean?
05:39Well, she wasn't complaining about the tide or the ripples.
05:42It was the bug.
05:43The roach.
05:43She has the roach fetish.
05:44She really thinks it's going to be on her leg.
05:46I mean, she's got this fear.
05:47Does she think it comes from the waterbed itself?
05:50Well, she thinks it's still there because we never found it.
05:52Yeah.
05:52Okay.
05:53Now, she's very...
05:53It's swimming.
05:54Now, we're going to put this problem...
05:55I don't know how to do this.
05:57Scuba diving gear.
05:57It's not rational.
05:58We're going to put this problem to the panel, and here's what we're going to ask you to
06:00do.
06:01Can any of you, starting with Mitzi, convince Dan's wife, who Dan promised she will be watching
06:06the show.
06:06She'll be watching the show.
06:07What's her name?
06:08Kay.
06:08Kay.
06:09Hi, Kay.
06:09Can any of you convince Dan's wife, Kay, to return to his waterbed?
06:14Take him for what he is and accept him in his waterbed.
06:17Mitzi, write directly to Kay.
06:18Go ahead.
06:19Kay.
06:20He's so cute.
06:21What's one little bug?
06:23It's not going to bring its family.
06:24Get used to it.
06:25Go.
06:26It's nice.
06:27It's a cute man.
06:28Bug and all, okay?
06:29What do you say, David?
06:36I don't know if she's actually bothered by these things.
06:39This could be a serious matter.
06:40I have things that bother me, and if she can't get over it, then you have to unload the waterbed.
06:45Are you telling Kay there just to...
06:47Well, I can sort of take Kay's side.
06:49There are certain things that I am not allergic to, but frighten me a great deal.
06:52Bald men with claw hammers bother me.
06:54Yes.
06:55Anytime I get in bed with one of those guys, I am just a nervous wreck.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Jamie, write to Kay.
07:01Can you convince her to return, Jamie?
07:02Yes.
07:03Kay, hi.
07:03I think that the best idea would be get an Orkin pest control man to come to bed with
07:09you and your husband, and then while you're...
07:11If you find a bug, you can tell him the little bug.
07:15All right.
07:15It's fun.
07:16Jeff, talk to Kay.
07:16I want Kay...
07:17Kay, don't look anymore.
07:19You go to the bed and look at it now, because I want to talk to you.
07:21The thing to do, get yourself a cockroach.
07:24Go down to a little pet store, get yourself a cockroach, and drop it in the bed she is now
07:29And when she screams, you say, hey, look at that, he went from that bed she is now
07:33Very good, thank you.
07:37That ought to have done something for you, not a bad idea.
07:40We'll be back with you right after a word on this one.
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09:49Jack, who's our next guest, please?
09:51Well, we have an art consultant from New York, Bill.
09:53Ann Goodman.
09:54Hello, Ann.
09:56Right there, if you would.
10:02Any special type of art you specialize in?
10:04An impressionist or?
10:05No, no.
10:06Every kind of art.
10:08Not every kind, but contemporary primarily.
10:10Help people.
10:11Sculpture, corporate art, banks, hotels.
10:14Oh, yeah, interesting.
10:15Yes.
10:15What's your problem?
10:17Oh, I've got a very serious problem.
10:20Okay, help me.
10:21Okay.
10:21That's why you're here.
10:23I'm married over 30 years.
10:25And I have two sons, 130 and 128.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:30I can't believe it.
10:30Yeah, and my husband has decided to join a commune, and my sons live there as well, and
10:38this is in Tennessee.
10:39And he's joined three months.
10:42He's been there three months, and he'd like me to join him.
10:45And what is the basis for the commune?
10:51It's, they farm, they, it's 1,700 acres.
10:55Wow.
10:55It's 1,100 people, and it's a marvelous spiritual community.
11:03No, no religious intonation or, it's a very, very good place.
11:10And unfortunately, I visited, and I loved it.
11:15However, I'm conditioned to my own kind of set of values.
11:22I can see how you could be.
11:23And it's...
11:24What kind of values are you talking about?
11:25I mean, what is different...
11:26I'm into a very material society.
11:28Oh, you're into the material society.
11:30Yeah, I've been brought up in one, and...
11:32The garment...
11:33It's hard, yeah, it's hard for me to uncondition myself.
11:36But it's not one of the problems for someone like you who have never lived in a commune,
11:40and you're in, as you say, in a whole different environment.
11:42For a husband and wife in a commune, how many people in the house in which you live?
11:46Between, I'd say, 25 and 35.
11:49Wow.
11:50Well, can you find the privacy together that you feel you need?
11:53Yes, yes.
11:54You can?
11:54Yes, because we'd have separate quarters.
11:57All married people...
11:59Have their roomies, in other words.
12:00Have their own rooms, yeah.
12:01Oh, I see.
12:02So your basic...
12:04He wants you to join the commune.
12:05You do not want to join the commune, is that it?
12:07Well, I've now gone into business for myself, and I'm doing rather well, and it's rather
12:13exciting.
12:16And also, there are other problems, like it's very tempting on both sides, since we're so
12:25far away.
12:26We couldn't get much further.
12:28Mitzi, do you believe...
12:29You've been happily married a long time.
12:31Oh, sometime now.
12:32Eighteen years.
12:32Eighteen years.
12:33Do you believe a wife belongs with her husband wherever he goes, wherever he...
12:36I believe a wife belongs where she wants to belong.
12:40I choose to want to belong with Charlie.
12:44For me, I would go anywhere to be with him, because that's where my priorities are.
12:50That's interesting.
12:50Yeah, I mean, I just do better, and it makes me happier.
12:55To answer for you, because you're an artist, I think that you could be able to do your work,
13:03and it wouldn't suffer, and I have a feeling that you really love this man a lot, and I
13:08think that you'd have...
13:09It's a new experience.
13:10Yeah.
13:11It would be terrific.
13:12Who cares if you have a charge of Zaksmith?
13:14Panel, let me put it to you like this.
13:16Do you think Anne's marriage can stay intact if she stays in L.A. and her husband remains
13:21in the commune?
13:22In other words, can the marriage last that way?
13:24Well, they'll never argue.
13:24Yeah, I was going to say, I think...
13:26What do you think, Mitzi?
13:26I have to be honest.
13:27I don't think so, baby.
13:29One way or another, they'll have to get together.
13:30David?
13:31You're living here in Los Angeles now?
13:33I'm living in Los Angeles, and what I'd like to do is commute every couple of months
13:38and stay for a couple of weeks, but he doesn't find that very acceptable.
13:44On his terms, I don't think there's much future for the marriage.
13:46I'm sorry to bring that news to you.
13:47What you might do is try and talk all of those folks with 1,100 up moving to Pomona
13:51or something like that.
13:53Jamie, how about you?
13:55Well, I think you should do what feels good to you.
13:58I think it's important to be with him, but as you said, you could try the thing with
14:03the two months, you know, commuting, and if that doesn't work, then maybe it's not going
14:07to work.
14:07I don't say give up yet.
14:09I say try.
14:10Maybe the two months might work.
14:11Jeff, give me a vote.
14:12Do you think the marriage can last with him apart like that?
14:15No, I don't think it can, but I get a feeling that you don't necessarily want it to.
14:20I have a feeling you've just about cut the cord, and you're about to branch out on your
14:24own gear.
14:25I really get that feeling.
14:26Is that right?
14:27No.
14:28Well, it was a heck of a feeling.
14:30Don't believe her.
14:31It was a heck of a feeling.
14:32Okay, to give you a more definite vote, I frankly do not think, I don't know, perhaps
14:36I'm wrong, but my firm conviction is that you cannot, the marriage can't last with him
14:40living out there in a commune, you staying here working and visiting occasionally.
14:44That's what we think anyway.
14:45Take it for what it's worth and good luck to you.
14:47I'd like to remind the love experts that at the end of our program, we're all going to
14:55get a chance to vote for the person with the most interesting story.
14:57I'll be telling you about that in just a moment.
14:59Thank you very kindly for being with us.
15:01Thank you kindly.
15:04When we do our voting, we're going to decide which is the most unique and interesting story
15:12of the day, and the person who gets that unique and interesting story vote is going to win
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15:17And we're going to be thinking about that as we go on.
15:19Jack, do we have another guest here?
15:20Well, we have two, Bill.
15:21They're roommates from New Orleans, Susan Sherlock and Rhonda Shear.
15:25Hello, Susan.
15:26You're Susan?
15:26Hello, Rhonda.
15:27Hi, Rhonda.
15:29Hi, Rhonda.
15:29Hi, Rhonda.
15:33Poor David.
15:34It's not fair.
15:35Yeah, what a...
15:36There's David living all alone, and look at these...
15:38You're Susan, and you're Rhonda.
15:40Okay, tell the story to our panel, if you would.
15:42Okay, Susan and I are very good friends and roommates from New Orleans, and we recently moved to
15:47Los Angeles.
15:47And this is our first time living away from our parents.
15:50Well, the problem arises in that when we have a date and he comes to the front door to greet
15:55us, he suddenly decides that he has eyes for the other girl.
15:59For instance, I met this young fellow at a wedding reception, and he gave me his complete
16:05attention until...
16:06Excuse me, Rhonda.
16:06I'd like to talk to Susan.
16:07Ah.
16:09Ah.
16:12Ah.
16:13Oh, yeah.
16:15Ah.
16:15Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:16Ah.
16:17There it goes again.
16:19Don't mind him, you go ahead.
16:20That's all right, again, this fellow also gave me his complete attention until Susan showed
16:25up, and although he asked me for my phone number, the next day when he called, he asked
16:29for Susan.
16:29Mm-hmm.
16:30So, yeah, go ahead, Susan.
16:32Well, um, this is getting to be a big problem, because now we have another guy who invites us
16:38both out, and we, all three of us go out to a show, all three of us go out.
16:43That's fine.
16:43But he's not showing favor to either one.
16:46He always invites both of us.
16:47So, the other day he was telling me he's having a dream about all three of us.
16:51Ah.
16:52You know.
16:53He says, I like your long legs and her compact body.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Your long legs and her compact body, huh?
16:59Yes.
17:00Yeah, nice long legs and that's the best-looking compact I've seen something out here.
17:03Is one of you girls from the Midwest?
17:07No, New Orleans.
17:08I think this guy was here yesterday, wasn't he?
17:10Yes.
17:10Where were the two girls?
17:12No, we're from the South.
17:13No, we're from the South.
17:14New Orleans.
17:15Well, now, have you ever had a man of your own here in Los Angeles?
17:17So, you've been sharing them all the time, right?
17:18Yeah.
17:19Another problem that we have is our neighbor who lives directly across the hall from us.
17:23Wait a minute.
17:24Wait a minute.
17:25Wait a minute.
17:26Wait a minute.
17:27He's totally intrigued with the whole situation.
17:28Yeah.
17:29And since we both like him and we think that he's getting ready to ask one of us out, since
17:34we value our friendship, we don't want to jeopardize it.
17:37You know how they choose sides in a baseball game?
17:39Yeah.
17:40They get the bat and go like that.
17:41Why don't you grab one of the guys and whoever has a man, call him in.
17:45David, have you ever started out an evening with one girl and ended up with another one?
17:52These guys, when they come, they think it's like a delicatessen.
17:55They knock on the door and they come in, well, let's see we have a choice now.
18:00I think smorgasbord is the word you're looking for there, but be that as it may.
18:04I now have to ask the panel to sum this up.
18:06David, I'd ask you a question.
18:07I'll have to ask it another time when it applies even less.
18:09It's quite all right.
18:10Should the girls get their own apartments or continue to play roulette with their dates?
18:17That's the problem.
18:18And what do you say, Mitzi?
18:19Oh, I don't want you guys to split up.
18:21I know it's wonderful.
18:23It's valuable to have women friends.
18:25It means a lot.
18:26No, don't split up.
18:27Just tell those turkeys to, you know, shape up.
18:30Okay.
18:31How about you, David?
18:32Well, I think there is a natural inclination to engage in flirtation with one's roommate
18:37when confronted with a situation like this.
18:39You're so bad.
18:40Oh.
18:41But, you know, it could be a lot of fun.
18:43Just weather it.
18:44It'll be all right.
18:45Coming from a point where I am in the exact same position as you.
18:48I live with a girl and it has happened maybe three or four times where, you know, maybe
18:53he's gone out with one and wanted to go out with the other.
18:55I say your friendship is more important than anything and drop them all.
19:00I mean, if it comes to just forgetting them all, do it.
19:03Because you two, your friendship together is much more important than any man.
19:06Really?
19:07Interesting.
19:08Interesting vote, David.
19:09Very good.
19:10Jeff, now you heard a very good female point of view.
19:14How about you, Jeff?
19:15What do you think?
19:16Well, there's some Siamese twins, I know.
19:18But I think you guys ought to stick together, too.
19:22But you ought to get a rule in the house.
19:23If one girl dates a guy and still wants to date him, the other one has got to just put
19:27him off.
19:28I've never had a normal date since we were here.
19:30Well, listen.
19:31Normal dates aren't nearly as much fun as the guys you've been seeing.
19:34But the panel feels very definitely, don't break up your friendship.
19:38Keep your room, play it.
19:39You're young, you've got a lot of time.
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21:14Call your man by telephone.
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21:55Here we are before you as the proverbial sitting ducks, as they say,
21:58ready to answer any questions you have.
22:00You may address them to any of us.
22:01Young lady here on our left.
22:02Yes, ma'am.
22:03Hi.
22:04This question goes out to Darlene Davidson up there.
22:06Oh.
22:07I've heard that most married men have extramarital affairs, one or two, during their term.
22:17And I was wondering if you could tell me from firsthand experience whether or not that's true.
22:23That's true.
22:24What do you think of that, David?
22:25Oh, boy.
22:26All right.
22:27You want to lower the screens?
22:28Well, I'm going to have a couple of slides now, if I could.
22:29This concerns my vacation to Phoenix last year.
22:31You're nervous.
22:32Well, I think that, full brother, you're probably going to find that is going to happen.
22:41I chose to avoid it and just get out.
22:43I figured if you're going to be sneaking around about it, you don't have any business being
22:46married, so I got out of it.
22:47Right.
22:48Very good.
22:49But you're going to find it.
22:50Okay.
22:51Very good on your part, too.
22:53This gentleman, who would you like to ask this, sir?
22:54This is for Jeff.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I'm seeing a girl who's been married before, and she doesn't know that I know this.
23:00Mm-hmm.
23:01And I know it's just driving her nuts, because she wants to tell me.
23:04And what I want to know is, should I go ahead and tell her that I know, or just wait for
23:08her, wait until she's ready to tell me?
23:11Well, yeah.
23:12If she wants to tell you, you know, then you can help her along.
23:15You can look at her and kind of put your arm around her and say, have you been married
23:19before?
23:20Yeah.
23:21But yeah, try to get her to tell you.
23:22I mean, let her bring it out, because obviously it doesn't make any difference to you, right?
23:25No.
23:26Sure, that's what she's worried about.
23:27Get her off the hook.
23:28Yeah, right.
23:29I agree.
23:30Lady here.
23:31This question is for you, Bill.
23:32Oh, boy.
23:33And I'd like to know this.
23:35If you had your choice, would you rather have a plump wife who cooked all your favorite
23:40foods, all your favorites, or a skinny beauty who didn't know how to cook at all, but did
23:46other things?
23:47Yes.
23:48Ha-ha.
23:49Ha-ha.
23:50Ha-ha.
23:51Ha-ha.
23:52Ha-ha.
23:53Ha-ha.
23:54Ha-ha.
23:55We'll be a little more specific about the other thing.
23:58Ha-ha.
23:59Ha-ha.
24:00Well...
24:01I'm not big in the food department.
24:02Ha-ha.
24:03Ha-ha.
24:04Ha-ha.
24:05Of course, I'm not big in any department, but that's...
24:06Ha-ha.
24:07Ha-ha.
24:08Ha-ha.
24:09Anyway, I would rather have my choice marry the skinny beauty who does other things.
24:13Hi, dear.
24:14Ha-ha.
24:15We'll be back with a love expert's choice for the most unusual story in the way.
24:17Okay?
24:18So don't go away skinny.
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25:20the fifty dollar challenge i will give you fifty dollars you can tell me which is the butter and
25:29which is the imperial margarine i hate to tell you but i know that that's butter i really would like
25:33to pick your imperial but this is the butter i'm waiting for my money i'm sorry though but you blew
25:38the fifty dollars you thought imperial was butter oh you're kidding you just made a television
25:44commercial right now oh my goodness i felt quite sure that that was the butter it's true it sounds
25:49so schmaltzy but it's true imperial the butter of margarines all right panel we've talked to our
25:56guests they are dan crotty and goodman and susan sherlock and ronda sheer as an entry there it's time
26:02for us to vote for the most fascinating story the person who gets your vote is going to win a rather
26:06fabulous prize jack would you tell us about it please it's a vacation for two at the beautiful
26:10hyatt lake tahoe resort you'll live dine and enjoy the magical enchantment of lake tahoe from hyatt
26:15lake tahoe resort okay panel time for the votes mitzi beginning with you i am for the roomies i
26:21wish them luck i know they're gonna come out swinging a vote for susan and ronda come out swinging all
26:28right david i have voted for dan because i find it hard to believe there is a place known as
26:32pocahontas iowa very good very good reasoning and how about you jim the roomies and i would if you
26:38two ever want to get together with me and my roommate and we can all go out okay we have two
26:43for the roomies and one for dan jeff okay i voted for dan also and i would suggest dan you get a copy
26:48of franskofka's metamorphosis you'll read it you'll find out we've got two for the roomies and we have
26:54two for dan and usually i cast the tiebreaker it looks like we're going to have to come up with
27:00duplicate prizes because i voted for ann i thought that was a unique column so i guess that's it
27:05everybody does something here thank you all for being with us on the love experts and we'll be
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