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00:00Hello there. I'm Jim Perry. We're delighted to have you join us for Studs.
00:05You know, a couple of years ago, Mark DiCarlo was a guest on my show, Sale of the Century,
00:10and he's very modest, so he wouldn't tell you this, but he was the biggest money winner we've ever had.
00:15Jim, when I said if there was ever anything I could do for you, I didn't really mean to come on the show and stuff.
00:20Yeah, but I was...
00:21But it's great to see you. And we can, like, go out after the show and have some coffee or something?
00:27Jim Perry, ladies and gentlemen. Give us a hug.
00:34What a towel. Well, as Jim explained, we've got a fabulous show.
00:39Three women who went out with two guys. They were on blind dates, so let's go and see what happens, shall we?
00:46Oh, my.
00:52Oh, boy. Are you glad you're here?
00:53Of course.
00:54I'm glad I'm here, too. Let me introduce you to the audience.
00:56Audience?
00:57What?
00:58This is Tressa Mateo. She's a 21-year-old pre-law student. Give her a big hand.
01:05And next to her, audience?
01:07What?
01:08I said audience.
01:09What?
01:10This is Cindy Hobink, a 22-year-old liberal studies student. She's going to be on the show today, too.
01:15And, uh, way down at the end, you know who that is?
01:24No? It's Kimberly Whetham, a 20-year-old liberal arts student.
01:31Kimberly, you've seen Sail the Century, haven't you? Great show. I was on 11 days and won by pure luck. It was scary.
01:37What a star.
01:38Well, yeah. Uh, have you ever dated the perfect guy for you, Kimberlina?
01:43Nope, not yet.
01:44Do you know what you're looking for, or are you just kind of searching around the dark? What are you looking for?
01:48Tall, dark, handsome, funny, likes kids, tanner than me. I don't like ugly guys.
01:55You don't like ugly guys. That's really going out on a limb.
01:58I know.
01:59Because so many of the women we have here just are begging for ugly guys to be set up with.
02:03Cindy?
02:04Hi.
02:05How about you? Do you have an ideal kind of guy you're looking for?
02:08Well, mine is tall. He's preferably blonde, brown hair. Um, he likes to work out, and he has to have a sense of humor.
02:17Sense of humor.
02:18Okay.
02:19Tressa, how about you?
02:21Um, the guy doesn't have a really good time. He has to let me do my own thing, you know.
02:27What does that mean?
02:28Well, I have my own life, and...
02:30Other guys, you mean?
02:31Well, maybe, if it comes to other things. Um, but he has to work out. He has to have a nice body. That's a must.
02:37Okay. Well, let's see how the bods and the guys stack up tonight. Let's meet our two stud du jour's, Laurence and...
02:42Oh, so nice!
02:44Laurence, good to see you. Good to have you here.
02:47Farrah, how the heck are you? Have seats, guys.
02:50Ooh, boy. Welcome to the show, guys. Let me introduce you to the audience here.
02:57This is Laurence Liniers, a 20-year-old student. Give him a big hand.
03:03And, uh, next to Laurence is Phil Faza, a 22-year-old data processor. Welcome to the show, Phil.
03:09Okay, guys. Now, you know the deal, right? You've been on blind dates with these ladies. You should know something about them.
03:17If you do, you have a lot of hearts. If you have a lot of hearts, you're king stud. And then, Faza, you get to go on a date and we pay for it.
03:23Okay.
03:24We're gonna start. Now, Laurent, how do you pronounce your name?
03:27Laurent.
03:28Are you from France?
03:29Yes. No, I'm from the Caribbean, actually. French West Indies.
03:31French? Not to be confused with the U.S. Virgin Islands.
03:34No.
03:35These are French West Indies.
03:36I'm from the French West Indies.
03:37Oui!
03:38How do you think American women react to your accent? Do they like that?
03:41They like it and they think it's funny.
03:43Funny?
03:44Oh, yeah.
03:45How is it funny?
03:46Well, a couple of things I say and I get a couple of words back at and backwards, you know?
03:51Uh-huh.
03:52So what? At least you're trying.
03:53Oh, yeah.
03:54We asked the ladies what they thought of your voice and your vocal charm, Laurent, and here's
03:57what they said.
03:58One of the ladies said, it's the god of the moon.
04:01Second lady said, all he had to do was say my name and I'm melted.
04:06And the third lady said, I've got a date with Inspector Clouseau.
04:13It's the god of l'amour, um, Kimberlina.
04:18Oh, Kimberlina.
04:20What did you say then?
04:21I've got a date with Inspector Clouseau.
04:23Really?
04:24Did he like trip into your house and set your cat on fire?
04:28No.
04:29Why?
04:30Just because he sounds like him?
04:31His accent for sure, yeah.
04:32Mm-hmm.
04:33Anything else about him?
04:34I'll tell you exactly.
04:35This is so funny.
04:36He said, slap your face on the table.
04:41What did he mean?
04:46Ask him.
04:47Tell him to say it.
04:48Listen.
04:49Well, we're in line to get the Twickets in Magic Mountain, you know?
04:53Oh, the Twickets?
04:54Yeah, to get Twickets.
04:55And, uh, there was a long line, you know?
04:58There were a lot of windows and there's only one window open.
05:00And, uh, she's getting mad, you know?
05:03So, I meant to say, why don't you slap...
05:07No, why don't you slam your fist on the table?
05:10But I said it fast, you know?
05:11With my accent it sounded, why don't you slam your face on the table?
05:14Okay.
05:15Who thought he was the god of l'amour?
05:18I did.
05:19Oh.
05:20Why, Cindy?
05:21Well, when we talked on the phone, he has an accent like everybody can hear.
05:24But, um, I thought he was going to be one of those French lovers.
05:27I was kind of nervous, scared, afraid to go out with him.
05:32But, um, but he turned out okay.
05:34Okay.
05:35Hey, Phil.
05:37Didn't mean to wake you up there.
05:38Sorry, Phil.
05:39Phil, uh, you think most women are impressed when they first see you?
05:42Uh, it depends on girls' taste.
05:45Oh.
05:46We asked these...
05:47We asked these three girls about their taste, and, uh, one of the ladies said,
05:50Oh, my God, it's Lorenzo Lamas!
05:53Another lady said, this...
05:56Another lady said, this guy's got a rocket in his pocket!
06:02The third lady said, I have hair on my legs longer than the hair on his head!
06:05So, you tell me who said what, Phil, and I'll give you this heart.
06:12Um, I have more hair on my legs than he has on his head would have to be Kimberlina.
06:17Huzzah!
06:21You don't like guys with short hair, Kimberlina?
06:24Um, not particularly.
06:26How come?
06:27At least, at least longer than the hair on my legs.
06:30You should have hair on your legs.
06:32Well, I...
06:33You're right, you got him beat.
06:34All right, uh...
06:36Oh, my God, it's Lorenzo Lamas, or...
06:38This guy's got a rock in his pocket.
06:39Oh, my God, it's Lorenzo Lamas, would have to be...
06:43Tressa.
06:44Tressa?
06:45Yes.
06:46There you go, two in a row!
06:48He kind of looks like a buffed-up Lorenzo, doesn't he?
06:50Yeah, like an overstuffed Lorenzo Lamas, but...
06:53He's better looking at Lorenzo Lamas.
06:54All right, stick around, we come back, we're gonna find out more about our studs,
06:57and our studettes, uh, right when we return.
06:59Right when we return.
07:08Okay, we're back.
07:10Hey, Lorenzo, are American women as in, uh, good shape as women from other parts of the world, would you say?
07:15Oh, yeah.
07:16But, uh, where I come from, they're in shape.
07:18Yeah?
07:19Because most of them, they live on the beach, you know, topless with thongs all the time.
07:22Sounds like pretty good shape to me.
07:24Oh, yeah.
07:25We asked the ladies what they thought of your looks, Lorenzo.
07:27And here's what they said.
07:28One of them said, hold me back, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
07:32Second lady said, he's a perfect pumped-up Ken doll.
07:37If he gets any bigger, he'll pop, said the third lady.
07:41So you tell me who said what, we'll give you this hug, Lorenzo.
07:44Hold me back, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
07:46Um, it's gonna have to be Cindy.
07:48Nope.
07:49Oh.
07:50What'd you say, Cindy?
07:51I said he is the perfect pumped-up Ken doll.
07:54Yeah?
07:55Yeah.
07:56But Ken's got black hair.
07:57No, but he's the beach version.
07:59All right, but, uh, what'd you guys do on your date?
08:01We went, we were supposed to go out to one place and it rained, so we were gonna go to another place and it still rained.
08:07So we ended up just going out to lunch and talking and after dinner and...
08:12Lunch and dinner both?
08:13And a movie in between.
08:14Wow.
08:15Who actually said, hold me back, it's Jean-Claude Van Damme, Theresa.
08:19Maybe.
08:20Why, did he, like, threaten you or something?
08:22No, but, I mean, well, look at him.
08:24He looks, he's, like, all into shape and...
08:28I could just picture him, like, doing something like that.
08:30Really?
08:31Yeah.
08:32I bet.
08:33All right, well, uh...
08:34Phil?
08:35What do you think is your most memorable quality?
08:38I would say my lips.
08:40Your lips?
08:41Girls like my lips.
08:42Why?
08:43I don't know, because they're big, I guess.
08:44Big lips.
08:45Something to hold on to.
08:46Something to hold on to.
08:47Well, we asked these ladies, uh, what they remembered most about you, Phil,
08:50and, uh, one of them remembered that his gyrating hula butt was a sight to behold.
08:58Grab some cotton, this guy's talking my ear off, said the second lady.
09:02And the third lady said, his ball was so slippery, it must have been coated with Vaseline.
09:09Oh, Phil.
09:10Uh, his ball was so slippery, uh, it had to be coated with Vaseline.
09:15That would have to be, uh, Cindy.
09:17Yep.
09:18There you go, Phil.
09:19Yep.
09:20It was innocent.
09:21Totally innocent.
09:22We went miniature golfing.
09:23And you know how, when you start off, you have to pick a little hole, right?
09:28Well, he couldn't get the right hole.
09:30And, and it kept slipping off.
09:32Who, who, uh, uh, gyrating hula butt was a sight to behold?
09:36Or, grab some cotton, this guy's talking my ear off.
09:39I'd have to say, his gyrating hula butt was a sight to behold.
09:42That would definitely be Tressa.
09:43Yes.
09:44Oh, there you go.
09:46Well, we, we went to nightclub and we went dancing.
09:51And he's a really good dancer.
09:53And I couldn't help but notice his gyrating hula butt.
09:57What's the difference between a gyrating butt and a gyrating hula butt?
09:59The way it kind of moves side to side.
10:00Do they actually have the hoop on?
10:01No, he forgot it at home.
10:02Really?
10:03Yeah.
10:04All right.
10:05Uh, Laurent.
10:06You get to, uh, you like to get romantic with a woman on a first date?
10:09Or are you a slower mover?
10:10I'm a slower mover.
10:11You know, I like, I like to feel a lot more comfortable before I start pulling the moves,
10:12you know?
10:13Uh-huh.
10:14Definitely.
10:15Pulling the moves.
10:16So you, you usually make the first move when the move is made, eh?
10:17Oh, yes.
10:18Sure.
10:19All right.
10:20I like to feel a lot more comfortable before I start pulling the moves, you know?
10:21Uh-huh.
10:22Definitely.
10:23So you, you usually make the first move when the move is made, eh?
10:26Oh, yes.
10:27Sure.
10:28Okay.
10:29All right.
10:30We asked the ladies, uh, if they were being romantic and what they were thinking about
10:32during the moments of romance on your dates.
10:34And, uh, one of the ladies said, chivalry is not dead.
10:41Second lady said, baby soft, cheeks off, flustered excitement.
10:44Now we're getting somewhere.
10:46And the third lady said, I wanted to pin him to the wall and see how he measured up.
10:51Yeah!
10:52That's right.
10:53Oh, my God.
10:54Chivalry is not dead.
10:56Um, Kimberlina.
10:57No!
10:58What's up with this?
10:59What did you say, Kimberlina?
11:01Um, baby soft cheeks, all flushed with excitement.
11:05Now we're getting somewhere.
11:06So how, yeah?
11:10How's your, how'd your date end up with him?
11:12Um, oh, at my house.
11:15Uh-huh.
11:16And he kept blushing because he was nervous, maybe.
11:20Why were you nervous?
11:21I wasn't really nervous.
11:23I was just sunburned.
11:25Sunburned.
11:28How long, uh, how long were you at her house?
11:30I was in the house for about, I'd say, two and a half, three hours.
11:35Nice house?
11:36Oh, yeah.
11:37I like it.
11:38I like it.
11:39Really, really big, huge house that takes a long time to look through?
11:42No, really cozy place.
11:43Really?
11:44Really.
11:45Really nice.
11:46I like it.
11:47What'd you do?
11:48Well, we talked.
11:49And we also talked to their parents.
11:51I mean, their mom, their mother.
11:53Uh-huh.
11:54And, um, I met a couple of her friends.
11:56Mm-hmm.
11:57Had a good time, you know?
11:58A really good time.
11:59Who said chivalry is not dead?
12:00I did.
12:01Cindy, why?
12:02Because he was the perfect gentleman the whole date through.
12:05He came in, met my parents, talked to them.
12:08And then, at the end of the date, just gave me a hug, kiss on the cheek,
12:12and he had to make sure he said goodbye to my parents.
12:15Wake up!
12:16I'm leaving!
12:17Goodbye!
12:19Nice pajamas, Mr. Cindy!
12:21Nice!
12:24Phil, how about you?
12:26Any romance on your dates?
12:27Um, there's a little bit here and there.
12:29We asked the ladies if there was, and, uh, one of them said,
12:32he showed me what it means to be a woman.
12:37Second lady said,
12:38it was all I could do to keep from screaming out loud.
12:43Third lady said,
12:44my mouth opened wide and his tongue took over.
12:51Um, his mouth opened wide and his tongue took over,
12:55that would definitely have to be, um, Cindy.
12:57Cindy?
12:58Cindy?
12:59No.
13:02Oops!
13:03Phil.
13:04What, what, what'd you say, Cindy?
13:05I said he showed me what it meant to be a woman.
13:10Well, then why would he think you said,
13:11my mouth opened wide and his tongue took over?
13:14That's not safe.
13:15Anyways, I will tell you what I meant, though.
13:16Oh, please do!
13:18I just meant that the whole date, we had a lot of chemistry,
13:21he's a very good kisser, um, he was sensitive, and just at one point in the day, he just gave me a squeeze and a kiss on the head, and he was just a doll.
13:31Aww.
13:32Aww.
13:33Why, why, why did you think that was her, Phil?
13:36Well, um...
13:37You see, you said definitely, Cindy.
13:38Well, um...
13:39Well, it was, it's not what it sounds like, I'm sure.
13:43I'm sure it isn't, Phil.
13:44Um, because, you know, we exchanged a kiss here and there, and she's a good kisser, and figured, hey, Cindy.
13:54Thanks for, uh, shedding some light on that, Phil, appreciate it.
13:58Who actually did say, my mouth opened wide and his tongue took over? Who was that?
14:01That's me.
14:03Did he make you feel like a woman?
14:06Oh, yeah.
14:09Yeah? How did he do that?
14:10Um, things got a little bit intense, but not, I mean, not really bad.
14:14I mean, I don't think anything happened, but...
14:17He had a good kisser, I'm gonna leave it at that.
14:19Where was that, well, now, how'd your date end up? You were back at his house, your place?
14:22My house.
14:23Your house, okay.
14:24Meet your parents?
14:25No.
14:26Okay.
14:27Okay.
14:28So you're, how long were you at your house?
14:30I don't know.
14:34I, I don't, um, I was a little buzzed.
14:37So...
14:39That's what it means to be a woman.
14:41Stick around, we'll come back.
14:43We'll find out who's more likely to write his own sex manual.
14:46Don't go away.
14:58Hi, welcome back.
14:59All right, guys, before the show, we talked to the ladies that gave us some descriptions of you guys.
15:06And all you gotta do now is tell us who they're talking about, okay?
15:09You or your, your fellow stud, okay?
15:11Fair enough, Laurent?
15:12Fair enough.
15:13Okay, we're gonna start with you.
15:14According to the ladies now, who's more likely to babysit his sister's kids?
15:18You or Phil?
15:19Definitely me.
15:20Yeah?
15:21Yeah, yeah.
15:22Okay.
15:23You're very sure about it.
15:24Laurent says it's him. Ladies?
15:25Oh, there you go.
15:26Whoo!
15:29Why would you say that, Cindy?
15:30Well, because when we went out on our date, he talked a lot about his little brother,
15:34who's 11, who's supposedly just like him.
15:37And he just, he loved his little brother, so he's great.
15:40Okay, have you ever babysat for him?
15:42I never babysat before, but...
15:44But you would?
15:45I would.
15:46Okay, that's good.
15:47Phil?
15:48Who's more likely to have a tattoo on his butt, you or Laurent?
15:51It's not me, but I know they're gonna say me, so...
15:53You do?
15:54You do?
15:55Yeah.
15:56Okay.
15:57Phil says it's not him, but you're gonna say it's him.
15:58Do you say it's him?
15:59Phil!
16:00Of course they do, Phil!
16:01Yeah!
16:02Why would you say that, Kimberlina?
16:04Because I can picture him getting...
16:07buzzed with his Navy friends and trying to impress them all with his studliness and get a tattoo on his butt.
16:13Oh!
16:14Who's more likely to take a friend along on a date?
16:17You or Phil?
16:19I'd say Phil.
16:22Okay.
16:23Phil?
16:24Alright.
16:25Laurent says Phil.
16:26Ladies?
16:27Phil!
16:28Hey!
16:29There you go!
16:30Why would you say that, Tressa?
16:32Because all of his friends were there.
16:34No.
16:35At your house?
16:36No!
16:37Oh!
16:38We went out dancing and I guess he goes to the club a lot and a lot of his friends were already
16:42just like every two feet I was meeting another one of his friends.
16:45Phil!
16:46Who's most likely to get hooked on soap operas, you or Laurent?
16:49I would have to be Laurent.
16:51Yeah?
16:52Yes.
16:53Okay.
16:54Phil says it's Laurent.
16:55Ladies?
16:56Laurent!
16:57Oh!
16:58There you go, Phil!
16:59You don't miss a trick.
17:00Why would you say that, Cindy?
17:01Because just knowing Laurent, he wants to be an actor and he stays home a lot and I can
17:06just picture him watching soaps and just wanting to be on it.
17:10Would he play the doctor or the gigolo, do you think?
17:13The gigolo doctor?
17:16The gynecologist.
17:19Laurent, who's more likely to sing a woman a lullaby, you or Phil?
17:24That would be me.
17:25Yeah?
17:26Definitely.
17:27Alright, well he says it's him.
17:28Ladies?
17:29Martin!
17:30Oh, there you go!
17:31Did he sing to you, Kimberlini?
17:35No, he didn't.
17:36No?
17:37He likes kids and so he probably sings to them.
17:39And he would sing to his girlfriend.
17:42Oh!
17:43That's really why you said that?
17:46Because he thinks he can sing.
17:48Phil!
17:49Who's most likely to write his own sex manual, Phil?
17:52You or Laurent?
17:53They're gonna say me.
17:54They're gonna say you?
17:55They're gonna say me.
17:56Phil says it's Phil.
17:57Ladies?
17:58Phil!
17:59Oh!
18:00There you go, Phil!
18:01Why would you say that, Tressa?
18:02Phil's not too shy and I can just picture him telling someone what he wants, basically.
18:19Really?
18:20And he had his hand on his crotch the entire time at the date.
18:23Excuse me?
18:24He had his hand on his crotch the entire time during the date.
18:28What the hell are you doing?
18:29I'm so excited.
18:30I'm so excited.
18:31I'm so excited.
18:32I'm so excited.
18:33I'm so excited.
18:34I'm so excited.
18:35I'm so excited.
18:36I'm so excited.
18:37Sing around, we'll find out who gets to go on their ultimate date when we come back.
18:41All right, we're back.
18:42Very exciting show.
18:43Laurent, you have three hearts.
18:44How many you got, Phil?
18:45Um, seven.
18:46Seven.
18:47That's pretty good.
18:48Anybody can win, though.
18:49It's double or nothing now.
18:50So you're still in the running.
18:51Laurent, all you gotta do is tell me who you'd like to continue your romance with.
18:54If she feels the same way about you, it's an instant bargain and we send you on a date
19:07that we pay for.
19:08Okay.
19:09Okay.
19:10So you, because you're trailing, you get to start.
19:12All right.
19:13So, um, okay.
19:15With Theresa, I had a good time.
19:17I had a great time with her.
19:19Um, I just didn't feel the sparks.
19:22Okay.
19:23Cindy, I had a good time, too.
19:24But the sparks weren't there, either.
19:27And I choose Kimberlena.
19:35How come?
19:36Well, she's more...
19:37The sparks were there?
19:39Well, yeah.
19:40They were there, obviously.
19:41I had a great time with her.
19:43I made a life, obviously.
19:45Um, I spent a long time with her.
19:48Um, we had a lot of things in common.
19:50Okay.
19:51All right.
19:52And if she picks you, where are you guys gonna go on your date?
19:53I'd like to go to Mexico since I haven't been there.
19:55Okay.
19:56I've never been there.
19:57Never?
19:58All right.
19:59Sounds pretty exciting.
20:00All right.
20:01Phil, you're in the lead.
20:02Same deal with you.
20:03Well, um, Kimberlena...
20:06All I can say is, no.
20:11She's a nice girl.
20:13She's a nice girl, as you know, but me and her, just, we did not click at all.
20:18I sensed that, Phil.
20:19Good enough.
20:20Uh, and this one was the hardest decision ever.
20:24Um, a lot of thinking about it, and Cindy, you know, really sweet girl.
20:29I had a really good time with you.
20:30We talked.
20:31We hung out.
20:32But my heart's kind of set on Tressa.
20:34Tressa!
20:35All right.
20:36Why?
20:37All right.
20:38Because she's, um, we went out, and we, because I like to go out and party and,
20:44you know, go dance and stuff, and she has a lot of friends.
20:47I have a lot of friends, and we could get, like, you know, go out and party together
20:50and hang out and have a good time.
20:51Okay.
20:52All right.
20:53If she feels the same way, where are you guys going to go?
20:54I want to keep realistic, go to Catalina Island, hang around, cruise around little golf
20:58carts, and get a little bungalow, and, you know, kind of hang out.
21:03All right.
21:04Sounds very exciting.
21:05Very exciting indeed.
21:06All right.
21:07Now, Cindy, neither of the guys picked you, but, uh, did you have fun on the show?
21:10Yeah.
21:11I had a great time, and your crew is awesome.
21:13Aren't they the best?
21:14Yes.
21:15All right.
21:16Give the crew a big hand.
21:19Uh, Phil.
21:20Phil.
21:21Okay.
21:22Phil.
21:23All right.
21:24Now, Laurent, you're trailing, right?
21:25And you picked Kimberlina.
21:26Kimberlina, if you pick Laurent, you could be off to Mexico, which is a pretty romantic
21:31destination, wouldn't you say?
21:33Laurent!
21:34Oh!
21:35All boils down to you, Tressa.
21:36Here's the deal.
21:37If you picked Phil, you're going to go to Catalina and drive a golf cart and perhaps get a bungalow.
21:45If not, these two are going to Mexico.
21:47What's it going to be?
21:48Phil!
21:49There it is!
21:50With two L's, go get a big hug, Phil.
21:52Congratulations.
21:54There you go.
21:55Another installment.
21:56Thanks very much to Mr. Jim Perry for coming down and visiting us here on Studs.
22:00We'll see you next time.
22:01You never know who might drop in.
22:02It's that kind of show.
22:03It's that kind of show.
22:04Bye.
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