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10 true crime obsessives invited to the opening weekend of the newly renovated Cold River Motel, the site of a 30-year-old unsolved Satanic Mass Murder. History repeats itself when the guests get start getting knocked off one by one.
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00:00I
00:14See see I swear we drove past that before should I get the map you know where we are about
00:24Neither do I
00:25Like yeah, I think we're gonna have to stay out here tonight and head to the cabin in the morning
00:43What do you think I think there's a good chance that it's a dump
00:49Then we'll leave but I need to make sure I have enough energy to do justice to our first night together as husband
00:55And wife
01:00Cold River Motel you have got a lot to live up to
01:07Let's go
01:25It's strange to have an hotel in Ireland nowhere
01:27Let's go and buy it
01:29It's strange to have an hotel in Ireland, nowhere.
01:52It's quiet.
01:53Look, I don't feel good about this place.
01:58It looks okay.
02:02It's grim, we bail.
02:05Promise.
02:06Hello?
02:09Anyone home?
02:11Uh, sorry.
02:13Still a little busy back there.
02:17Uh, we'd like a room for the night.
02:20Okay, yeah, sure.
02:22Uh, you can, uh, take a pic.
02:26Uh, do you have a honeymoon suite?
02:32It's, uh, a lucky night.
02:39Uh, oh, you need a credit card or something?
02:43Uh, you guys take a load off and, uh, we can deal with the paperwork in the morning.
02:49Oh, we have a guest.
02:51Hello.
02:52Hi.
02:53Hey.
02:54Is that your truck outside?
02:57The newlyweds?
02:58Yes.
02:59That's us.
03:00What do you say we throw in a free bottle of champers?
03:04You can't start your honeymoon without bubbly.
03:06That would be criminal.
03:07You.
03:08That is very generous.
03:11I was a little worried when we drove up.
03:15Other side of the world with nothing around for miles.
03:18I get it.
03:19Now, you don't slip carrying your bride over the threshold.
03:23I got it.
03:28Uh, yeah.
03:29All right.
03:30And, um, we will drop off your bottle and a nice bucket in ten minutes.
03:34Let's go.
04:05I got it.
04:06I love it.
04:08It's funny and dated.
04:13So was the guy you married.
04:24I need to get these clothes on.
04:26Oh, that's exactly what I was saying.
04:29Freshen up, you horndog.
04:35Okay.
04:37Don't take too long.
04:43We'll consummate our marriage and make it all kinds of official.
04:59I'm about to make that very easy for you, Mr. Ridley.
05:03Oh, that sounds good. That sounds good.
05:13I got a big surprise for you, honey.
05:16A big one?
05:18I got a surprise for you, too.
05:20Ooh.
05:30Champagne's here.
05:35I think you got the wrong one.
05:36To the guard.
05:40Can you?
05:42Can you?
05:44Come on.
05:45How are you?
06:08Okay, you dirty devil.
06:15You dirty devil.
06:45I've seen photos of your installations, you know, and I know you're recreating crime scenes, but you really do evoke the feeling of what they're really like, you know?
07:03That means a lot, especially coming from someone with your direct experience. Thank you.
07:08You know, I read a paper on your work. The blood and bones, that's all real?
07:12I don't think anything. I don't think I should.
07:14Me neither, honey. Every one of my oohs and ahs is guaranteed legit.
07:19So, you've really slept with all those serial killers?
07:22Yeah. One away from a dangerous dozen.
07:26You may have given birth to Baphomet's baby in Doom Service 4 generations.
07:31Oh, I'd like to forget that movie. But I screwed the actual druid.
07:36Not the actual famous druid.
07:38The original druid. Those two kids were copycats. Yawn.
07:43Hi, I don't think I know you.
07:46Sorry.
07:56Crow.
07:58Hey.
07:59I just like to feel the energy of the place as we get close.
08:03I feel it all over. Guys, I cannot believe we get to go to the place where the cold river slaughter took place!
08:10I've been studying the events that night for years.
08:13For me, I mean, this place is right behind the Polanski Tate mansion. I mean, it's, it's big.
08:19Yeah, but thank God, Manson, Baphomet is still out there. You cannot tell me that that forestry guy, uh, what's his name?
08:25Davin Rene.
08:26Yes, you cannot tell me he was the killer.
08:27But then he killed himself.
08:29Sounds guilty. What about you, Crow? Forestry guy? Trucker? The local chief of police? What's your theory?
08:37I've long since shed theories. I listen. To the spirits. And they're telling me that this is going to be a very challenging weekend for all of us. And that we'd best be ready for unimaginable pain.
08:54Okay. Fucking A, Crow. We didn't all sign up for some shiny happy people shit. I mean, look, we're rolling in at a big ass hearse. How's that for a jinx?
09:08Wow. There it is.
09:38Well, look at all these trees. I like it.
09:52Welcome, everyone. We are so glad to have you here. Handpicked for our inaugural weekend. Each one of you is a VIP of the true crime scene. Whether it be podcasting.
10:06Movies. Academia. Art. The spiritual. Or the experiential. You are the best. The most devoted. The completely obsessed. And we share that obsession. And can think of no one who deserves to join us for our opening weekend more than all of you.
10:34So welcome to the Cold River Motel. Proudly restored to its true crime glory.
10:41What are you out with these?
10:43Just inside. Now please follow us to check in. Where star-crossed lovers Joey and Caitlin first started on their heartbreaking path.
10:52To quote a little movie's tagline. Check in for the night. But check out. In a body bag.
11:01Oh, thank you.
11:16Thank you, JP. You should get going before that big storm.
11:28Oh, well, there's no cell service out in the boonies and our landline has yet to be installed.
11:33Thank you, unreliable rural health. Our motel does have satellite Wi-Fi all set up so you can post every last morbid morsel of fun we get up to this weekend.
11:43It's so strange to be in the real place after all the movies. I mean, I've been here before, just not really, you know?
11:50Art mirrors life.
11:53Oh, shit.
11:55Somebody knows their Cold River murder facts?
11:58I think this is where it started. Eric, the owner, he got stabbed and then made his way all the way down to the basement.
12:04God, imagine bleeding out for that long.
12:07I actually don't have to. I've lived through it.
12:10Were there other bloodstains that were still here when you bought the place?
12:14Some rooms, yes.
12:17Was there any new evidence uncovered during those rentals?
12:20Sadly, no.
12:22Imagine if by reopening the motel, you closed the circle and we discover who Baphomet really is.
12:33Now that would be a benediction.
12:39The Wi-Fi. Can we get the, uh...
12:42The Wi-Fi. Can we get the, uh...
12:43The Wi-Fi? Can we get the, uh...
12:44...and we need to see the top?
12:45The Wi-Fi? Can we get the Wi-Fi?
12:47Also, well, you'll get the top of the list.
12:48So, thank you.
12:49It's been around all day.
12:50Time to get the...
12:54Three.
13:02Three.
13:04Katelyn and Joey's honeymoon suite.
13:19Katelyn enjoys honeymoon suite.
13:34I'm too hot to die!
13:48Cut!
13:50That was incredible.
13:53I don't know how you made that line work, but you did.
13:57Oh my God, do you need a minute?
14:00No, I'm fine. I really am fine. Thank you.
14:03So it was good then?
14:04Are you kidding me? Half of us are crying over there.
14:06Oh, good, good. Okay, awesome, awesome. That's good to hear.
14:09Okay, well, I'm good to go again.
14:11Yeah?
14:12Honestly, yeah, whatever you need.
14:13You know, crying and dying is easy for me.
14:15Fantastic.
14:18Okay, well, you heard her. Let's do it again!
14:21Thanks, guys.
14:33Sorry.
14:34So this is where it all happened. Worst start ever.
14:43Yep.
14:44Pretty crazy to stand here.
14:47That poor woman.
14:49Playing her, I had to try and imagine what it would have been like, but actually being here?
14:54I have no idea what the hell her or any of them went through. I mean, how could I?
15:01We should probably get out of here. That lady, she...
15:04Ruby?
15:05I think she has a plan she doesn't want us deviating from.
15:12We are going to start our weekend with a scrumptious meal by none other than Jeff of Three Star, Flesh and Sinew, Hemingway.
15:39No!
15:40Ha ha ha ha.
15:42Ha ha!
15:43Bonsoir, Madame Ériczium.
15:47Please, strap in.
15:58I've thought long and hard about the kind of cuisine that would do justice to the cold river.
16:04Such a dark and storied place that I realized there could be nothing more resonant than for us to eat.
16:21Oh, my God.
16:25This is messed up.
16:29Unreal.
16:34Are you a leg man?
16:36That was in bad taste, not to mention disgusting.
16:39Everything you see is made of the most delicious meats, tofus, and grains.
16:45The leg is bone here naturally.
16:48The planks are the vegans.
16:50I'll be sticking to that, thank you.
16:52Not me.
16:53Total carnivore over here.
16:56Well, actually, exocannibalism has been practiced in every corner of the world.
17:01Great power can be derived from eating the flesh of your enemies.
17:05Um, Caitlyn was a victim. She's no one's enemy.
17:08Of course not.
17:09She's my favorite victim in the world.
17:11And we're both Capricorns.
17:14The blood and body of Caitlyn.
17:17Mm.
17:18Mm, this is really good.
17:32Oh, my God, but you have to try it.
17:34Mm.
17:35This is incredible.
17:36Thank you, Caitlyn.
17:37This is incredible. Thank you, Caitlin. Okay. I'm not usually a lamb guy, but
17:47Delicious
18:03Next a blood palate cleanser
18:07What?
18:09Wow. This looks so realistic. Oh my god. I don't drink so I'll pass.
18:15How'd you get the viscosity? Corn syrup. Corn syrup.
18:20That's a very dare you.
18:22This amazing meal is just the first of many special events that Portia and I have planned for you this weekend.
18:28Next up, Crow is going to lead us in a seance in the very place where the black celebration happened 30 years ago.
18:35A seance. I'm there.
18:37Good. Because attendance is mandatory.
18:47To the Cold River Slaughter Clique.
18:51Nothing but the best for the obsessed.
18:55Oh my gosh. Cheers to that.
18:58So metallic.
19:08Seriously.
19:10How'd you make this?
19:11There's a tiny bit of vodka in there.
19:13The rest is 100% me. My blood, that is.
19:25Get out of here.
19:26True. You all just drank my blood, my personal sacrifice.
19:33What?
19:34Are you crazy?
19:35Do you know how unhygienic that is? Jesus.
19:37Do you know the health of the animals you eat? The ones you eat raw? Your sushis, your beef tartar?
19:43If it's not the same thing.
19:44You're damn right it's not, because I just gave you a piece of meat.
19:49And I for one thank you wholeheartedly.
19:51If this is what's going to happen this weekend, just call back the limo.
19:56Ah, speak of the devil.
19:58Did anyone leave anything in the stretch hearse?
20:00Other than our common sense, no.
20:02Hello?
20:03Coming, JP.
20:05Wow.
20:09I...
20:10That's when you're dropped.
20:13Uh, c-can we come in?
20:15It-it's a hurricane out there.
20:17We are trapped.
20:19Uh, I'm afraid that we are closed for the whole weekend for a private event.
20:24Oh, okay, the police scanner is saying that the roads and highways are impassable.
20:27There's trees down, roads washed out, the bridge to Kenwood is gone.
20:31We were just wondering if we could...
20:33Sorry, no vacancy.
20:34As my partner said, this is a private and exclusive weekend.
20:40Um, could we at least park our RV in the back corner of your parking lot?
20:46Just till the storm blows over.
20:48The entire premises are being used for the event, so I'm afraid that's not possible.
20:54Okay.
20:55Well, navigating that RV on these roads isn't possible either.
21:00I could barely see out the window.
21:02Like, I...
21:03I wouldn't normally ask, but...
21:06We're stuck.
21:10Fine.
21:12But the motel itself is off limits.
21:15You won't even notice we're there.
21:16We have everything we need in the RV.
21:18And with that thunder, we won't even hear Floyd snoring.
21:21Happy camping.
21:25Make sure it stays that way.
21:29Sorry.
21:33Every detail of the Cold River Motel is a murderous experience.
21:37Each murder room showcases a quote from Dante.
21:44All hope abandon ye who enter here.
21:47That feeling.
21:48Behind this door, Baphomet stabbed Kenny Vitale such vigor
21:53that pieces of his skin were found stuck to the ceiling.
21:57Is this my room?
21:58I'm down to trade, if it's someone else's case.
22:00The red doors are rooms where the murders actually took place.
22:03They're set aside as shrines.
22:05No one sleeps in them.
22:25Is this the spot he was murdered?
22:27That spot exactly.
22:30How do you know for sure?
22:32Knife marks in the floor, blood stains in the wood.
22:35Most people don't think about these things when they buy a property like this.
22:38Okay, say I gave you a hundred dollars.
22:40Do you think you could just make an exemption?
22:42No.
22:43These are art installations by some of the world's most edgy pop artists,
22:47including one by our very own Kulaki.
22:49Oh.
22:51They saved the honeymoon suite for me.
22:53It's a special, heartbreaking place.
22:57Our next event begins in one hour in the basement where Katelyn was sacrificed.
23:10Crow is going to lead us on a seance.
23:14And hopefully we'll have the chance to commune with Katelyn herself.
23:17I have so many questions for her.
23:20Paige, do you think I could get some shots of you in the honeymoon suite?
23:23Like wigging out, pretending to be Katelyn?
23:25We have a Katelyn costume at the ready.
23:27We knew this would come up.
23:31Yeah, I'd be happy to.
23:37Any questions?
23:38I guess you revamp an old motel like this and that touchy-feely I got ADHD wacko is the kind of person you're gonna get staying here.
23:51We were a little wacko in there, eh?
23:53We were a little wacko in there, eh?
23:54Yeah.
23:55But we refined as we got older.
23:58That crowd looks like it might stay that way.
24:00You weren't lying about that refinement.
24:03That better not be that boss you wouldn't ask us to get out of Dodge after all.
24:09Hi.
24:25Hi.
24:26Hi.
24:27Hi.
24:28Get soaked, quick.
24:29Quick.
24:30Hi.
24:31Call that little cutie hoo-hoo.
24:41Did you macerate yourself?
24:43No, I got it at a Sally Ann near Flint when Floyd and I drove up to Saginaw.
24:48Hmm.
24:49I love it in here.
24:52It's so comfy and normal.
24:55I'm a big fan of normal after today.
24:58So it's not just us.
25:00Your friends over there, they're a little...
25:02They're not my friends.
25:04They're not...
25:05We're up here for this special weekend.
25:09In the middle of nowhere?
25:11What am I missing?
25:13You have no idea what this motel is famous for?
25:17Things just like any other motel from St. John's to San Diego.
25:22True.
25:23But if I said Cold River Slaughter, does that ring any bells?
25:27Oh, yeah.
25:28That happened a long time ago.
25:30I saw an episode about it on some news magazine show.
25:34Oh, my God.
25:36You're her.
25:37You're that actress from the movies.
25:41Oh, that's right.
25:42We saw two of those on the TV.
25:43Uh, what are they called again?
25:45Uh, Doom Service.
25:46Yes.
25:47They're based on what happened here 30 years ago.
25:50That...
25:51That happened here?
25:53All those murders?
25:55Jesus, I'm starting to regret we turned down this road.
25:58So, what, this is some kind of...
26:01...creepy pilgrimage?
26:04That doesn't sound right.
26:06Ruby and Portia are relaunching the motel,
26:08and they wanted us all up here for its inaugural weekend
26:11to get the word out, I guess.
26:13So, you are here to play the part of...
26:17...Caitlin Bridgeley.
26:18Yeah.
26:19Yeah, I like the time.
26:22Anyways, I was wondering...
26:26...once the roads are good...
26:29...could I catch a ride with you guys?
26:31Even to the next town over, I...
26:34...I just feel really gross being here and doing this.
26:37And, sorry, I know you don't know me, and I know you're on your holiday.
26:40I'm sorry.
26:41I'd be worth something.
26:42Of course you'd be coming up.
26:44And, Chief Lloyd, we'd be honored.
26:47My friends back home are gonna flip when they hear, huh?
26:51We have room.
26:52And you're right.
26:53You should leave.
26:54It's not right murder.
26:55It shouldn't be some...
26:56...selfie-snapping joke.
27:00I want to put everything that's ever happened here behind me...
27:02...for good.
27:08Thanks for the tea.
27:09Then get weird. You run back here, okay?
27:10Okay.
27:11No.
27:13What's gonna happen this time?
27:14I got it.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:16I got it.
27:38I got it.
27:40$%1,000!
28:05$%99,000.
28:08Kate!
28:09What?
28:10And that is promo gold! Exactly what we're paying you for!
28:23Even to the final girl fall while being chased!
28:26Bravissima!
28:33Of course, everything that happens or is produced this weekend can and will be used to promote the cold ripper.
28:39Well, I know I didn't agree to that.
28:41Small print folks, it's all in there. There's no deception.
28:44We give you an amazing free weekend at the number one true crime destination.
28:49And you give us the right to use whatever comes up for promotional purposes.
28:52Typical influencer engagement contract.
28:55I'm not an influencer.
28:56Neither am I.
28:58But I'll take the publicity.
29:00Yeah, you scratch my back with a butcher knife, I'll scratch yours.
29:03Awesome and good for you, Kawhi, and I mean that. But I work in academia.
29:07Which is notoriously boring.
29:09So I can't be seen screaming down a hall wearing some true crime cosplay to shill for a motel.
29:14Then why did you even come here?
29:16Obviously, Porsche, Rubes, I'm good at it.
29:19I came for access. For my research.
29:22Right, so you can put us all under a microscope, dish in some masturbatory essay,
29:28so you can snag some big grant.
29:30Yeah, yeah, my big academic expose on a desperate chef flogging some tacky gimmick to hide the fact that when his food isn't too dry, it's way too salty.
29:40Look, are you okay with them using you like this? Mocking you to promote this place?
29:45They chased you with a knife.
29:47I run from knives for a living.
29:49Yeah, on your movie set, sure, but you're...
29:56You're being paid to be here.
29:59Sorry, what?
30:02Are you telling me I cooked an entire meal gratis while the washed up scream queen here charges a fee? For what? Shaking her tits?
30:10Hey, watch it, asshole.
30:12Oh, well, I suppose she's got to make a living somehow. It's not what the old career is tearing along, eh?
30:18Hey, she's a frickin' legend.
30:19Yes, the legend for looking great naked while covered in blood. At least she did when she was 19.
30:25I read about the new flick. How they're reimagining the Doomed Service franchise without you.
30:33I know, but I'm afraid all that Botox and whatever else you've done or are planning on doing is not going to make you young or relevant again.
30:46Just be in my room.
30:52You are a grade-A piece of shit.
30:54Yeah, she can act a lot better than you can cook.
30:57Oh, right. Now everybody hates my cooking, but it's true. You know it. I know it. Even she knows it.
31:02You have the sensitivity of a psychopath.
31:06I thought that's what turned you on, baby.
31:09Unfortunately for you, I don't bet women's body count is made up exclusively of serial killers.
31:16And do you want to know why? Because that kind of trophy sex usually means crazy.
31:25I've got enough of this pathetic weekend.
31:31As soon as the roads clear, I'm going to hitch a ride back to town with the normies in their RVs.
31:36Oh, and by the way, ladies, if anyone deserves to be paid for this weekend, it's Hemingway.
31:44Put that in your fucking promo video.
31:49Oh, I can't do that.
31:52My name is so deep.
31:53Oh, I can't believe you are no longer.
31:56I can't believe you longer.
31:57Please mention youriones every year.
31:58Yeah, right now.
31:59I can't believe you.
32:00Ah, can't believe me.
32:01If someone is nowockey will have Kayб Dad you give me a comment?
32:03I'm like oh, I can't believe you.
32:06I can't believe you.
32:08Hey, you all right?
32:32Sure, yeah.
32:34I'm used to being a big joke.
32:36And I'm always an idiot.
32:37Forget him.
32:39I can't escape her.
32:42I begged the director of those movies to cast me in his new indie.
32:45No luck.
32:47Zero.
32:49I try.
32:50I keep trying.
32:51But this...
32:54The only paying gig I can get is...
32:57Was her.
32:59You know, way back, I knew I shouldn't have taken that part, but I was 17, and I was kicked out of my house, and I needed the money.
33:05Look, if any of us had our high school jobs filmed, we'd be embarrassed.
33:10Well, I was naked for mine, so nobody takes me seriously.
33:14And nobody wants a 30-something final girl.
33:17Okay, you know, older people, they get killed all the time.
33:21Worst part is, being here, doing this, it's just more disrespect for Caitlin.
33:31Yeah, it's, uh, it's weird.
33:33I mean, she wasn't even the only person who died that night.
33:35Yeah, it's the usual bullshit.
33:38The same sexist woman hating rumors about her.
33:42She was on a honeymoon with the guy she left her husband for, so that makes her a slut.
33:45And she was wearing lingerie, so that meant I had to be totally naked.
33:48Yeah, it's all, uh, pretty crass.
33:52Yeah.
33:53You know, the awful thing is, the real Caitlin was a sweet woman, finally out of a bad marriage, back with her high school sweetheart.
34:01And they got one night together.
34:03Not even that.
34:04Yeah, it was a second chance.
34:09God knows I know what needing my life feels like.
34:14It's just so sad and so wrong.
34:34God knows I know what needing my life feels like.
35:04Oh, Ruby.
35:34That is so sad.
35:41Spoiler alert.
35:43I'm not a sucker like your horror mascot in there.
36:04Oh, so scary.
36:10Look at me, I'm singing.
36:12This weekend is just a show.
36:18So is this motel.
36:19I'm going to burn it all down online.
36:25Foss out there on your wand.
36:27I'm not even looking.
36:28It's having my time.
36:32No one thinks of how much blood it costs.
36:54Because that's what I want to read on my motel room door.
36:58It's from Dante's Inferno.
37:00They're all quotes from that.
37:03And the quote for a night here is 335 buckaroos.
37:09And it's funny because I don't remember receiving $335 from you.
37:14You both have been right generous allowing us to park on your lot.
37:17But you see, the thing is, the RV park we were supposed to overnight at, they have showers.
37:22And we're not carrying enough water.
37:25So we were just wondering.
37:27No.
37:28No way.
37:29Not this weekend.
37:29But we promised the showers will be even cleaner than before we stepped in.
37:33They'll be as clean as they are now because...
37:36Unless you're a paying guest, you're not stepping into one of them.
37:42All right.
37:43All right.
37:50Well, that's a pretty expensive shower.
37:56Hey, don't use up all the hot water.
37:58Room four.
37:59And stay away from the guests.
38:14Oh.
38:16If the present world go astray, the cause is in you.
38:22You girls might want to take that one to heart.
38:24Oh, damn it.
38:52It's out.
38:57All right.
38:58All right.
38:58Let's sit up.
39:06Ruby, you've had your fun.
39:08All right?
39:09Open the door.
39:10I'm getting lightheaded.
39:11Ruby, I'm serious.
39:19I feel sick.
39:23This heat is not good for the brain.
39:28Ruby!
39:29I'll be nicer, okay?
39:36I'll even give the place a glowing review.
39:39Just open the goddamn door.
39:40Get me out of here!
39:45Open the door!
39:48Ruby!
39:48Hey!
39:50Let me out of here!
39:52Ruby!
39:52Let me out!
39:55Let me out!
39:55I'll never let you in you.
40:14Let me put you in my shadow.
40:16Oh!
40:17Yeah!
40:17Hey!
40:19I don't know.
40:22No.
40:24I can't.
40:49I can't.
41:15We know this symbol.
41:18Or we think we do.
41:21We call it a pentagram.
41:23When in fact, it's a pentacle.
41:28We associate it with Satan, dark magic.
41:33When in fact, its original intent was to protect the bearer from evil spirits while alluring good ones.
41:43Like the spirit of our innocent sister, Caitlin Ridgely, who we will strive to commune with.
41:59We are seeking to answer the question we all want to know who was the all-too-human demon that slaughtered Caitlin and seven others 30 years ago.
42:17I call upon you to aid me in summoning forth.
42:28Caitlin.
42:30Caitlin.
42:34Caitlin.
42:36Caitlin.
42:38Caitlin Ridgely, we summon you.
42:41Come to us from the other side, tell us who struck you down.
42:47Caitlin.
42:49Why won't you cross over to this plague?
42:52One of our tribe is missing.
42:57Hemingway.
42:59We're better off without him.
43:01No.
43:03No.
43:04Everyone must be here.
43:06If the circle is not closed, Caitlin's spirit might get confused.
43:11I saw Mr. Hot Air heading towards the salon.
43:15Flemingway, I hope you're decent.
43:32Hemingway, are you in there?
43:44Hello?
43:51Ruby, where are you?
43:53Ruby?
43:58What's going on?
44:02Guys!
44:03Hey!
44:04Ruby!
44:05What's going on?
44:07What the hell is happening?
44:09I'm in there.
44:10I'm calling him but he won't answer.
44:11Why is there a lock on it?
44:13Who would lock him in?
44:15We gotta pry this lock off.
44:17I got it.
44:26Come on, you bastard!
44:28Oh, my God.
44:31Oh, my God.
44:33Oh, my God.
44:35Oh, my God.
44:37That wasn't an accident.
44:43He was left in there to come.
44:44We don't know that, friend.
44:46What the hell are you on?
44:48You reached through five inches of cedar and then what?
44:51Put a padlock on there?
44:52Perhaps the padlock was on the other side.
44:53I don't know.
44:54I don't know.
44:55I don't know.
44:56I don't know.
44:57I don't know.
44:58I don't know.
44:59I don't know.
45:00I don't know.
45:01I don't know.
45:02I don't know.
45:03I don't know.
45:04It's okay.
45:05We don't have a padlock on our sauna.
45:06Why would we?
45:07Look, was this just another one of your sick jokes that went wrong?
45:09Like when you chased Paige through the woods?
45:11Show us your phones.
45:12Why?
45:13See?
45:14If you were trying to scare Hemingway through mics on your social...
45:15We wouldn't do this.
45:16How do we know that?
45:17Because we're not murderers.
45:18It would ruin our business.
45:19Maybe you went too far.
45:20Huh?
45:21How are we supposed to believe some sick, murder-obsessed...
45:23Freak?
45:24Don't you talk to her like that.
45:25Look, there's nothing on this, okay?
45:26But there's no Wi-Fi signal.
45:27What?
45:28What?
45:29He's right.
45:30There's nothing.
45:31I got nothing.
45:32Oh, God.
45:33The satellite is out.
45:34Okay, I'm gonna try to reboot the router.
45:35This is feeling very familiar for me.
45:37Okay?
45:38Hey, I don't trust you.
45:39I don't trust you.
45:40We wouldn't do this.
45:41We wouldn't do this.
45:42How do we know that?
45:43Because we're not murderers.
45:44It would ruin our business.
45:45Maybe you went too far.
45:46Huh?
45:47Are we supposed to believe some sick, murder-obsessed freak?
45:49Don't you talk to her like that.
45:50Look, there's nothing on this, okay?
45:51I don't trust you.
45:53And I sure as shit do not trust you!
45:55Look, I know we're outsiders,
45:56but you need to stop pointing fingers
45:58and get the cops out here right away.
46:00Okay, well, do you know how to fix a satellite?
46:02Or, like, hook up a landline?
46:04Okay, no, I didn't.
46:06The roads are all closed anyways.
46:08No one would even get it.
46:10But we can load everyone into our RV
46:13and head off someplace safe.
46:14It'll be slow going, but...
46:16No!
46:17No!
46:18Oh my god!
46:20No!
46:21No!
46:22Oh no!
46:23Oh no!
46:24What the hell?
46:25You still think this is a fuckin' accident?
46:27Baby!
46:28Ah!
46:29Ah!
46:30Ah!
46:31Ah!
46:32Ah!
46:33Ah!
46:34Ah!
46:35Ah!
46:36Ah!
46:37Ah!
46:38To me, O Mala,
46:40Tu ne quamquam deleged Christum,
46:44Da mona sectaeris nec pite salvifcum,
46:48Despicius rogo te, Christum,
46:52Nec tempore toto,
46:55Conspicius praegentem et fare o dikio.
47:08Da!
47:31Da!
47:36I haven't seen you, but don't get mad at me.
47:41I've been so proud of you.
47:45Let me see you in the dark.
47:50I've been so hungry, I can't see you,
47:56I've been so hungry, I'm so hungry.
48:00I'm so hungry.
48:06Oh, my God.
48:36Oh, my God.
49:06Oh, my God.
49:36I'm not insane.
49:37Drop the knife!
49:38Let me out!
49:41Oh, mighty Satan.
49:46Time to begin.
50:06Hell of a deep thing about us.
50:18Oh, my God.
50:18Oh, my God.
50:19Oh, my God.
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