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Britannia Season 1 Episode 1

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00:00:00Without me, without the height, that can't appear as I've been.
00:00:30Without me, without the height, that can't appear as I've been.
00:00:50Without me, without the height of the ground, that can't appear as I've been.
00:01:02Oh, shit.
00:01:30All right.
00:01:31Who wants to go first?
00:01:33In a few hours' time,
00:01:35400 ships will set sail for Britannia.
00:01:3920,000 men.
00:01:40Or to be more precise,
00:01:4219,996,
00:01:44because you four
00:01:45didn't fancy it.
00:01:47Thought you'd desert your posts
00:01:48and make a run for it.
00:01:51What was it, eh?
00:01:53No weather.
00:01:54Britannia is a cursed land,
00:01:56ruled by the dead.
00:01:58The forests are filled with demons,
00:01:59the devil's army.
00:02:00They feast on human flesh.
00:02:02The sea swarms with serpents.
00:02:03Giant squid.
00:02:04Well, that sounds scary,
00:02:06doesn't it, Lucius?
00:02:07Sounds awful.
00:02:08We've all heard those stories.
00:02:10Enough to give you nightmares.
00:02:11When you joined this army,
00:02:13you swore an oath.
00:02:14Anyone remember what it was?
00:02:15To faithfully execute all
00:02:17that the Emperor commands.
00:02:18To never desert the Legion.
00:02:20Never desert the Legion.
00:02:21Unless, of course,
00:02:23the enemy was a bit scary.
00:02:26Hmm?
00:02:28Unless
00:02:29there was a fucking giant squid.
00:02:34We're not the only ones.
00:02:35Half the Legion don't want it.
00:02:38There's going to be a mutiny.
00:02:40As soon as you're in country,
00:02:41they're going to do you
00:02:42and him.
00:02:42What's the punishment
00:02:46for desertion, Lucius?
00:02:48Death by stoning.
00:02:50To be carried out
00:02:51by the same Legion
00:02:52whose lives have been endangered
00:02:53by fell cowardice.
00:02:55Please, General, have mercy.
00:02:57Have mercy.
00:02:59Have mercy, General.
00:03:00Have mercy.
00:03:01I don't want to wake up
00:03:02an entire Legion,
00:03:04march them off these ships
00:03:05in this pissing rain
00:03:06just so they can stone
00:03:07you four to death.
00:03:08So I will show mercy.
00:03:10Whichever one of you
00:03:11cuts the other three's throats,
00:03:13I'll let that man go.
00:03:16What?
00:03:19Lucius?
00:03:19Loud and clear, General.
00:03:21Loud and clear.
00:03:25I'll do it.
00:03:26What?
00:03:27Give me the knife.
00:03:28No, my cousin.
00:03:28Give me the knife.
00:03:29Let me do it.
00:03:30Give me the knife.
00:03:30General, you are up.
00:03:31No, let me do it, General.
00:03:32Give me the knife.
00:03:33Silence!
00:03:40You're a bit quiet.
00:03:41What's the matter?
00:03:42You don't fancy me.
00:03:43I made a mistake.
00:03:45I was weak.
00:03:46I accept my punishment.
00:03:47What do you think, Lucius?
00:03:48Does he look weak to you?
00:03:49Does he fuck?
00:03:51He's got muscles on his face.
00:03:53I'm going to need men like you
00:03:54when we get over there.
00:03:55So what'd you say?
00:04:00Second chance.
00:04:02Hmm?
00:04:18I'll be outside.
00:04:19Oh, don't do it, Antonius.
00:04:27Don't do it, Antonius.
00:04:28He's crazy.
00:04:29Don't do what he said.
00:04:30Stick together.
00:04:31Please, brother.
00:04:32We're brothers.
00:04:33We're brothers.
00:04:35No, Bruce.
00:04:36No!
00:04:39Well, look at that rain.
00:04:40Let's leave it.
00:04:41Let's leave it a couple of days, shall we?
00:04:42Wait for the storm to break.
00:04:44This is our time.
00:04:46Trust me.
00:04:48When we spy land, the wind will drop,
00:04:50the waves will vanish,
00:04:52and we'll drop anchor in perfect sunshine.
00:04:54What makes you so sure of that?
00:04:58Because I'm lucky.
00:05:04We all done in there?
00:05:06Are you ready for Britannia?
00:05:21Aye, Joe.
00:05:25Well, let's get on that fucking boat.
00:07:57Tonight, at the solstice, we'll be girls no more.
00:08:10You will choose a new name,
00:08:12and the gods will know you by it.
00:08:17When will I talk to her again?
00:08:19When the solstice has passed, not before.
00:08:21And if she speaks to you, she will disappear forever.
00:08:29You have to stop if you ask, you have to ask, you have to ask, though.
00:08:42You have to ask, you have to ask, you have to ask, though.
00:08:44You spoke.
00:08:46You spoke.
00:08:47You spoke.
00:08:48You spoke.
00:08:49You spoke.
00:08:50You spoke to me.
00:08:58If I speak to you, I didn't.
00:09:01Still here.
00:09:02It's me! What are you doing?
00:09:07Mum brought me here, where my face was painted white.
00:09:11The day before my solstice, to speak to me.
00:09:16What did she say?
00:09:18Lots of things.
00:09:20The thing I remember was you don't have to do everything Dad says.
00:09:24She said he's a good man, but he has a way of sticking to things,
00:09:28even if they don't make him happy.
00:09:33Mum didn't listen to Dad.
00:09:35She listened, then she did what she wanted.
00:09:39Did Dad know that?
00:09:40All men know that.
00:09:42They just don't like to talk about it.
00:09:44So come on, ask me.
00:09:47Anything you like.
00:09:50Do you miss being a girl?
00:09:51Being a girl is the best thing in the world.
00:09:57Until you become a woman.
00:09:59Then the gods add something.
00:10:02Something amazing.
00:10:06Being a girl is definitely easier.
00:10:10But being a woman, if you stay sharp, put the work in.
00:10:14Does it hurt?
00:10:20You mean the knife?
00:10:22When they cut your tummy?
00:10:23No.
00:10:25You're somewhere else.
00:10:28You have the smoke spirit inside you.
00:10:31What's that like?
00:10:32You'll find out tonight.
00:10:33It's like nothing you've ever felt before.
00:10:42Kate, the truth is, you're just going to have to pass through it all.
00:10:46I'll see you on the other side of the ritual.
00:10:49And the first thing we'll do, remember?
00:10:51We'll go hunting together.
00:10:53First thing.
00:10:54I promise.
00:10:55I promise.
00:11:11I promise.
00:11:15I promise.
00:11:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:11:45I'll give you a second.
00:11:47What do you mean?
00:11:49I'll give you a second.
00:11:51I'll give you a second.
00:12:15Take that tongue out of your mouth.
00:12:23It doesn't belong to you.
00:12:25Please forgive me coming here, Willa.
00:12:27Don't say my name. Don't look at me. Look at the earth.
00:12:29What's the matter?
00:12:31You've had enough of life. You want us to put you out your pain?
00:12:33I need to speak to Viren. I need to warn him.
00:12:35Why don't you speak to me? I need to speak to Viren!
00:12:37Why don't you speak to me?
00:12:39For weeks now. No, for months.
00:12:45From dawn until night and beyond, it's my dreams too.
00:12:47Slow down.
00:12:49There's been signs. I've checked them all. The rivers and the sun.
00:12:53I stared into both. The sparrows and...
00:12:55What are you joking about?
00:12:57The moon still speaks to me.
00:12:59And now it has the same voice as the sparrows and the same voice as the river
00:13:03and the same voice as the badgers and the frogs.
00:13:05Everything is speaking in one voice.
00:13:09But the sun won't speak to me.
00:13:11But everything else in the same voice.
00:13:13The same clear voice saying the same thing over and over, over, over, over again.
00:13:17What does the voice say?
00:13:19That tonight, at the solstice.
00:13:21What about the solstice?
00:13:23The sun will not rise tomorrow.
00:13:27The sun will not rise tomorrow.
00:13:29The sun will not rise tomorrow.
00:13:31The sun will not rise tomorrow!
00:13:33Outcast. You know better than to come here.
00:13:35If you want to play games, the druids are ready.
00:13:38You listen carefully.
00:13:40You listen carefully.
00:13:42If you ever, ever come here again, I will eat your eyes.
00:13:54Is that clear?
00:13:56It's out.
00:13:58It's out.
00:14:00It's out.
00:14:02It's out.
00:14:04It's out.
00:14:06It's out.
00:14:08It's out.
00:16:40The girl must die so the woman can live.
00:17:10The girl must die.
00:17:40Have you chosen a name?
00:17:45Don't speak it.
00:17:46It must be known only to you
00:17:48and the goddess.
00:18:10I'm not ready.
00:18:17I'm not ready.
00:18:19I'm not ready.
00:18:20I'm not ready.
00:18:21Don't be scared.
00:18:24You have wings.
00:18:25I can see you.
00:18:26Father.
00:18:36Father.
00:18:36Kate.
00:18:37Kate.
00:18:49Kate.
00:18:49Kate.
00:18:49Is gone.
00:18:53When I was cold, you had me warm.
00:19:04When I went, you comforted me, you comforted me.
00:19:10I am of the earth because of you.
00:19:15Because of you.
00:19:17I belong.
00:19:18And when you are a child again, we're helpless.
00:19:24I will protect you.
00:19:28I will protect you.
00:19:30Tell us your name, sister.
00:19:34Who are you?
00:19:37What's wrong?
00:19:56What's wrong?
00:19:57Let's go.
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00:42:21What of the missing legionary?
00:42:23We've searched. No sign of him.
00:42:26Interesting.
00:42:31Give the orders a move out.
00:42:33General?
00:42:51Company, move out!
00:42:56Sir, I have two daughters. Are they safe?
00:43:01Where are they?
00:43:03Police! Sir, where are my daughters?
00:43:15Why did you save me last night?
00:43:17I didn't save you. They were arrows.
00:43:21They used you as cover. They were small.
00:43:24And I thought your father might have something shashed away.
00:43:27But that was a total dead end. It was a mistake.
00:43:30When we reached the river, you're on your own.
00:43:36What's a Roman?
00:43:39You salt farmers are even more ignorant than they thought.
00:43:43The Romans are devils.
00:43:45They're the foot soldiers of Loca, the great tariff demon.
00:43:48They started in a place called Rome.
00:43:50What's Rome?
00:43:51Rome is one of the seven mouths of hell.
00:43:53Basically, it was just some godforsaken shithole
00:43:56in the middle of nowhere.
00:43:57But Loca came up from the underworld
00:43:59and made it his home on earth.
00:44:01And he filled it with his power.
00:44:03And it grew and grew and grew.
00:44:06And now Rome spritz all the way across the whole world.
00:44:11Even here.
00:44:13That's nice. Welcoming.
00:44:28I don't like these faces in the trees.
00:44:43They give us riders lead an advance party.
00:44:45First sign of trouble, sign of vehicle.
00:44:46Yonder!
00:44:47Asius!
00:44:48Helius!
00:44:49Hello!
00:44:50How many are there?
00:44:51Around 20,000.
00:44:52With more on the way.
00:44:53How do you know?
00:44:54Because I went to the underworld.
00:44:55And I spoke to some people I know there.
00:44:56People who can see everything.
00:44:57And they told me.
00:44:58You went to the underworld.
00:44:59Yesterday.
00:45:00It's a long story.
00:45:01One I'm forbidden to tell you.
00:45:02Can you take me there?
00:45:03No.
00:45:04No.
00:45:05No.
00:45:06No.
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00:45:24No.
00:45:25No.
00:45:26No.
00:45:27No.
00:45:28No.
00:45:29Absolutely not.
00:45:30Never.
00:45:31But Islene is there, and Grandpa, you have to take me to them.
00:45:34No, I don't.
00:45:35If I could see them again.
00:45:37I don't care.
00:45:38If you had any idea what it takes to make that journey, you wouldn't ask such a stupid
00:45:42question.
00:45:43But I didn't get to say goodbye.
00:45:45I'm not going to risk my life so you can say goodbye to your dead granddad or your sister.
00:45:49They're dead.
00:45:50Get used to it.
00:45:51You bastard!
00:45:52No, no, no, no.
00:45:54You want to see them.
00:45:55You've got all you need right there.
00:45:57But I'm sure as I'm not taking you.
00:46:01I hate you.
00:46:03I'm not that fond of you either.
00:46:27Do you notice anything odd about our landing yesterday?
00:46:49Apart from the knocking of knees and the overpowering smell of shite.
00:46:53Nine decades ago, when Caesar landed, the Celts were waiting on the beach in their thousands.
00:46:58Yesterday, not a single Celt was there to greet us.
00:47:01We marched 50,000 men clear across Gaul,
00:47:05spent six weeks at the coast,
00:47:07requiring mutiny after mutiny,
00:47:09and still no word gets through.
00:47:13Can I tell you anything?
00:47:15The tribes are divided, but we knew that.
00:47:17I'd wager not a single Celt knew we were coming.
00:47:20We've met no organized resistance in land.
00:47:22This place is at war with itself.
00:47:25What's this? It's black. What's that?
00:47:26Mother and father were Numidian.
00:47:27What's this? It's black. What's that?
00:47:28Mother and father were Numidian.
00:47:30Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:31What's this? It's black. What's that?
00:47:32Mother and father were Numidian.
00:47:33Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:34Because I am Roman.
00:47:35Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:36Because I am Roman.
00:47:37Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:38Because I am Roman.
00:47:39So, Romans come.
00:47:40Romans come.
00:47:41Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:42Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:43Because I am Roman.
00:47:44So, Romans come.
00:47:45And they take your land.
00:47:46And they steal your gold.
00:47:47And they rape you.
00:47:48Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:49Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:50Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:51Why do you fight for Rome?
00:47:52Because I am Roman.
00:47:55So, Romans come.
00:47:58Come.
00:47:59And they take your land.
00:48:00And they steal your gold.
00:48:01And they rape your women.
00:48:02And then you join them.
00:48:03You worship Roman gods or a Numidian gods.
00:48:04I worship Roman gods.
00:48:05Um, Romans come, and they take your land, and they steal your gold, and they rape your women.
00:48:15And then you join them to worship Roman gods or Numerian gods.
00:48:19I worship Roman gods.
00:48:20Yes, because you were praying to Mars this morning.
00:48:23Is Mars the one you pray to when you're afraid?
00:48:25I'm not afraid.
00:48:26But when you are afraid, I wonder if you have another more private protector, one that Mars doesn't know about.
00:48:35Are you sure?
00:48:36Because, Numidia, if ever you needed the help of this god, it's now.
00:48:41Take your time.
00:48:44Can you see your god?
00:48:47What's his name?
00:48:49What's his name?
00:48:50His name is Bomazi.
00:48:52Bomazi?
00:48:53Tell me about Bomazi.
00:48:54Bomazi is the god of all ancestors.
00:48:56And is Bomazi protecting you now?
00:48:58Yes.
00:48:59Should I fear Bomazi?
00:49:01Because perhaps Bomazi is more powerful than me.
00:49:04Bomazi is powerful.
00:49:06Bomazi is all powerful.
00:49:07Well, then here's what I want you to do.
00:49:09You're going to pray to Bomazi now, and you're going to ask him to forsake you this day.
00:49:15You're going to ask him to give your body and soul to me.
00:49:18My name is Velen.
00:49:19Close your eyes.
00:49:20I can't defend.
00:49:21We'll do it together.
00:49:26Bomazi is the government's every time sold.
00:49:29Forsake me this day.
00:49:32Forsake me this day.
00:49:33Give my body and soul to Velen of the Druids.
00:49:37Give my body and soul to Velen of the Druids.
00:49:49Good.
00:49:51Now we are alone.
00:49:52Four cohorts.
00:50:09Five hundred men in each.
00:50:14Auxiliaries and horsemen.
00:50:15Number above 200.
00:50:16Provisioned for siege.
00:50:20Or a long march in land.
00:50:22What happened here?
00:50:24Lockley Cross.
00:50:26The Romans massacred them.
00:50:28Took all the remaining warriors as slaves.
00:50:30You've done well, no sir.
00:50:36Mind the ribs.
00:50:37Thank God.
00:50:38Oh, Lyndon.
00:50:42There you are.
00:50:43Velen.
00:50:43Eyes front.
00:50:44Wait.
00:50:45Stop.
00:50:45Stop.
00:50:46Hey.
00:50:47Stop.
00:50:48Over here.
00:51:08What's the game?
00:51:09Well, do forgive me, my dear.
00:51:10I was simply...
00:51:11I've had enough of this, Velen.
00:51:12Can't you see what I'm doing here?
00:51:14Uh, fairly certain.
00:51:17I am strengthening the bond between our tribes.
00:51:19The king commanded it.
00:51:20The Druids ordained it.
00:51:22What is your problem?
00:51:23The warriors are arriving from the villages, so we need hands in the armory.
00:51:27Of course.
00:51:28We're short of arrows.
00:51:29But when the Fletchers arrive, take them to the drawing sheds.
00:51:32I'll meet you there.
00:51:33Good to have you back, Lyndon.
00:51:39I have to go.
00:51:42Not before you finish your tribal duty.
00:51:45My what?
00:51:47Your tribal duty.
00:51:59Am I disturbing you?
00:52:04Look.
00:52:05It's my saviour.
00:52:07I didn't save you.
00:52:08I took you hostage.
00:52:09Same result.
00:52:11Here I am.
00:52:13Safe and sound.
00:52:17So how's it going?
00:52:20How's what going?
00:52:21The new agreement.
00:52:23With the chieftain's son from God.
00:52:26Your wife's new husband.
00:52:28Strong jaw.
00:52:30Strong arms.
00:52:32Was it your idea?
00:52:34Funnily enough, no.
00:52:35It was the Druids.
00:52:35To forge bonds across the seas with the Bretons.
00:52:38Wise move.
00:52:40Yes, very wise.
00:52:41Has his seed taken?
00:52:43Not as yet, no.
00:52:45He's been here a few months.
00:52:47Indeed he has.
00:52:49And all that time, you, her first husband, are not allowed to lie with her.
00:52:55That's the rule.
00:52:55It must be hard for you.
00:53:01Well, we all make sacrifices for the tribe.
00:53:04So what's the plan?
00:53:06For who?
00:53:08What?
00:53:08For who?
00:53:09For me, silly.
00:53:11Ransom.
00:53:12Torture.
00:53:13Execution.
00:53:14What's the general feeling?
00:53:19Nothing's at all a bit up in the air at the moment.
00:53:24Bigger fish and all that, you know.
00:53:26Strange how, in a crisis, you look for the obvious dangers, when sometimes the real dangers are where you least expect to find them.
00:53:38Sometimes, right under your nose.
00:53:43You're quite a military tactician, aren't you?
00:53:44Do you know how they're skinned a rabbit?
00:54:04Of course.
00:54:05Why are you called an outcast?
00:54:10You know, you have to listen better.
00:54:12I'm not an outcast.
00:54:13I'm the outcast.
00:54:15To be the outcast, you must be cast out of somewhere.
00:54:19And not just for stealing a chicken.
00:54:21It has to be something big, something important.
00:54:22I know who cast you out.
00:54:26It was the Druids.
00:54:27They did it because you were insane.
00:54:30Who told you that?
00:54:31My father.
00:54:32Oh, was he a wise man?
00:54:34Because he might be dead.
00:54:35And this insane one is alive.
00:54:38So.
00:54:40You know, for someone so wise, you really stink.
00:54:44Oh, you noticed.
00:54:45Thanks.
00:54:46You're proud of it.
00:54:47When your bed is the forest floor, first thing you learn is the stink of death.
00:54:52Get a real good stink on.
00:54:55When I find a dead fox or a badger, I like to stop, kneel down, and have a good roll.
00:55:02Rub it in my hair, on my chest.
00:55:05The boar hears it loud and clear.
00:55:07It speaks his language.
00:55:08It says, leave the outcast alone.
00:55:12Trust me, it won't.
00:55:13Trust me, it does.
00:55:18It's not one quick.
00:55:19I'm not sharing with you.
00:55:23And tomorrow, you're on your own.
00:55:26My mission doesn't have room for passengers.
00:55:28What mission?
00:55:30Do you have any idea what's going on right now?
00:55:32The stones upon which time itself stands.
00:55:36Those stones have shifted.
00:55:39They're collapsing.
00:55:40Crushing centuries.
00:55:41Annihilating pantheons.
00:55:43The ghosts of all our dead.
00:55:47Churned into a whirlwind.
00:55:49Incinerated in a single flash.
00:55:54And when it's gone.
00:55:59Nothing.
00:56:01Nothing remains.
00:56:03Don would try to warn us.
00:56:07I was the only one who listened.
00:56:11Don't you see?
00:56:12All this passes through me.
00:56:15I didn't want to.
00:56:16I didn't ask it to.
00:56:18I prayed that I was going crazy.
00:56:20But I was right.
00:56:25Wow.
00:56:26You must be really important.
00:56:29So what's the mission?
00:56:31Isn't it obvious?
00:56:33I have to stop the Romans.
00:56:34I have to send them home.
00:56:36Then to make sure it doesn't happen again,
00:56:39I have to go to Rome and kill the emperor.
00:56:42Then I have to face down the great earth demon,
00:56:46Luka himself.
00:56:46And to be perfectly honest,
00:56:50I haven't thought that far yet.
00:56:54I bet the Romans are lying awake right now, shaking.
00:56:57They don't know what they've let themselves in for.
00:56:59I don't expect you to understand any of this.
00:57:02And not because you're a child.
00:57:04Because you're not a child anymore.
00:57:06But you're not a woman.
00:57:08You're stuck in between.
00:57:09In limbo.
00:57:10You're nothing now.
00:57:12You only have a name.
00:57:13You don't even have a name.
00:57:15Nothing.
00:57:16Invisible.
00:57:17Like the wind.
00:57:20Don't move.
00:57:21On your knees.
00:57:22On your knees, wanker.
00:57:23And you.
00:57:25We are all friends here.
00:57:27Come and share our food.
00:57:29Give us your coins.
00:57:31Do I look like I have any coins?
00:57:32You fucking reek me.
00:57:34Listen, I'll make your deal.
00:57:35You can have the rabbits and the girl if you let me go.
00:57:39It's good rabbits.
00:57:39And the girl is a virgin.
00:57:42What?
00:57:44If you let me go, you can have both.
00:57:48Hello, sweetie.
00:57:49Fuck off!
00:57:51Don't kill her.
00:57:52All right, all right.
00:57:53Get up, slowly.
00:57:55What are you doing?
00:57:56Now piss off.
00:58:03Wait, don't I know you from somewhere?
00:58:05You're from the West Valley.
00:58:09I know your mother.
00:58:10You don't know me.
00:58:12We were friends as children.
00:58:14You have those blue eyes.
00:58:16I'd spot them anywhere.
00:58:18You have that mark there, that black spot in your pupil.
00:58:21Which means you're fabulously lucky.
00:58:24Did you know that?
00:58:26What's he roving about?
00:58:27You do.
00:58:28You have it here.
00:58:29I see it.
00:58:31Look me in the eye now.
00:58:33Now keep looking.
00:58:35Can you see me?
00:58:36Can you see that?
00:58:38Are you looking?
00:58:44Yes.
00:58:45Now drop the sword.
00:58:50You, you, look here, catch my eye.
00:58:55That's it.
00:58:57Rise in my eye.
00:59:00Can you see me?
00:59:02Can you see me?
00:59:04Put the knife down.
00:59:07Put it down.
00:59:09Put it down.
00:59:13Now what's your name?
00:59:15Borden.
00:59:16Brenner.
00:59:18Borden.
00:59:18What direction did you come from?
00:59:21From the north.
00:59:22What have you seen today?
00:59:24An army marching west along the river.
00:59:26How many?
00:59:27At least 500.
00:59:29They had many prisoners.
00:59:31Good.
00:59:33Good.
00:59:35Now leave us.
00:59:37Go on.
00:59:42We have to move.
00:59:44Now.
00:59:44Now.
00:59:48He's ready.
01:00:08No!
01:00:09Go!
01:01:09The standards are tented and under guard.
01:01:12And our brave boys?
01:01:15They were on the brink of Mutiny back in Gaul.
01:01:18God only knows where their houses are now.
01:01:20Like then it was sea serpents, giant octopus, Neptune and his army of the deep.
01:01:27Only one day in this country they're ready to swim home.
01:01:29Maybe they're the ones we should be afraid of.
01:01:35So what's the plan?
01:01:37Same as Egypt, I guess they find the local chieftain, knock on his door, find out what they want, who they hate,
01:01:43who they want punished for centuries of indescribable wrongdoing to their noble tribe.
01:01:48What sacred forest they want back?
01:01:51We listen carefully, very, very carefully.
01:01:55And we find a weak point and we push.
01:01:58We push hard.
01:01:59Five years from now, that sacred forest will be Roman ships, carrying Roman soldiers to the next place, and so on and so on.
01:02:09So who do we speak to first?
01:02:10Give me a chance.
01:02:11I don't even know the names of the bloody tribes, yeah.
01:02:16There's something I don't get.
01:02:21What's that?
01:02:22The emperor says, here's one, lads.
01:02:26Who wants to go back to those islands?
01:02:28The really fucking terrifying ones up there.
01:02:31Let's go back to that place Julius Caesar was too scared to spend more than five minutes in.
01:02:36I mean, what do they have up here?
01:02:39Besides, trees and nightmares.
01:02:46But you put your hand up.
01:02:50Why?
01:02:52Why did you petition the emperor personally?
01:02:56And don't say you didn't, because you did.
01:02:58I know you did.
01:03:01What do you think it was made old Caesar come all this way?
01:03:05Take one look.
01:03:07And turn straight round.
01:03:08So he ran, and you won't.
01:03:10Is that it?
01:03:11Is that why you want to fight these crazies?
01:03:15Do you remember when we were in Cairo?
01:03:17Coming up an alley by the marketplace.
01:03:19We saw these Egyptians standing there.
01:03:20They were watching a man perform a trick with chickens.
01:03:23No, I don't.
01:03:26Yes, you do.
01:03:26I don't.
01:03:28I was pissed.
01:03:29He had one white hen and one black hen, and he took a sword and he chopped off the head of the white hen.
01:03:34And he chopped off the head of the black hen, put the heads together, and swapped them over.
01:03:38And he gave you the white hen with the black head, and me the black hen with the white head, and we examined them.
01:03:44And then we put them on the ground, and they ran off.
01:03:48Right through the market.
01:03:49It was a trick.
01:03:52We examined them.
01:03:53So he swapped them, or something.
01:03:56He had four chickens.
01:03:57We saw him chop off the heads.
01:03:59It was a fucking trick, Wallace.
01:04:02Have you lost your mind?
01:04:05The next day I went back to the market looking for the old man.
01:04:07I asked around and I found him.
01:04:10I went to his house, just this little hovel in the side street.
01:04:13I went into the yard and I asked him to show me the trick again.
01:04:16Only this time I had two slaves with me.
01:04:22I tied the slaves up.
01:04:24I gave him a sword and I said, you show me.
01:04:29I'll pay you well, I'll give you anything you want.
01:04:36You just show me the trick again.
01:04:38Guess what happened next?
01:04:50What happened?
01:05:03What's going on out here?
01:05:08What happened?
01:05:08What happened?
01:05:25All us, Blotius!
01:05:27I am Numerius, Blotius.
01:05:30Father to your grandfather.
01:05:32Tribune to see the who died on the beaches at Warma.
01:05:35I bring fell warning from the underworld. You have desecrated the sacred tree of life. You must leave these islands. Return to Sorak to our estate. Go to the sloping hills of the Via Flaminia. There you will find a great and ancient pie. Go to the pen. Take the greatest stag and make of him a sacrifice there to Pluto himself.
01:06:01There is still time for his anger to be classified. You have been warned, all Esportius. Make amends. Make amends!
01:06:31Use him!
01:06:42I'm sorry!
01:06:43Thanks, bear who's been.
01:06:45I'm sorry.
01:06:45Gotcha!
01:06:45No!
01:06:46No!
01:06:49No!
01:06:51You!
01:07:00Carol!
01:07:04No!
01:07:06No!
01:07:09No!
01:07:11This is my reply.
01:07:35You bury him!
01:07:41You bury my ass for the message from the end of the world. Speak now!
01:07:52Long live all of Russia!
01:07:54Long live all of Russia!
01:07:58Long live all of Russia!
01:08:02Long live all of Russia!
01:08:06Long live all of Russia!
01:08:10Long live all of Russia!
01:08:13Treason like us, you see?
01:08:17Treason like us!
01:08:19Treason like us!
01:08:21Treason like us!
01:08:23Treason...
01:08:29Treason like us!

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