- 7/22/2025
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00:00It's been a good week. It's been a crazy week. Oh my goodness
00:04Like I thought the week was just gonna be about comedy in London
00:08And then Israel and Iran happened and then we were on like the brink of like World War three
00:15Like you here are now Friday crowd having fun Monday Tuesday crowd
00:22Yeah, you'd try tell jokes when there's missiles outside like everyone was here like
00:30Because that would be a weird way like to be you know, I mean like at the beginning of World War three
00:38People like where were you when you like?
00:43Did you see what happened? No, I didn't. Where were you? Trevor was telling us about
00:51About Brixton
00:53It was such an insane story as well, like now I feel like the world we live in I
01:00Sometimes think about like parallel universes and timelines and I'm not sure if I believe it
01:05But but when I do think about I go like I think we somehow slipped into the ludicrous timeline
01:11Like we were all in a very normal timeline
01:13Us as people and then something happened around like covert and then we went into the crazy timeline
01:18And then the other versions of us are now like wow things have become very boring and normal
01:23Because like this is not normal, you know
01:26Like the week starts off
01:28Well, the would like I mean it's been like two weeks technically
01:31Right starts off Israel Iran was negotiating a nuclear deal with America negotiating a deal and go she get deal
01:37They're making progress making progress. They're getting close. They're getting super close and then Israel was like, uh-uh
01:42No
01:43No deal then Israel started launching missiles at Iran, right?
01:47And then it's hard to make a deal when like missiles hitting you, you know what I mean like you try
01:51It's like when you like trying to break up with someone at a restaurant and then the waiter keeps coming is everything great
01:55You hold just wait just what I'm just let me just handle let me just have so what I'm saying is I'm just it's how's everything going?
02:02Yeah, yeah, look. Hey, we'll call you it will call you we'll call you please
02:07So Iran was like, all right, I can't I can't handle I can't happen
02:10So then Iran was like missiles back at Israel missiles missiles missiles and then Israel was like missiles missiles and then Iran was like missiles missiles
02:15And it was going back and forth back and forth
02:17Israel was definitely winning it because like Iran has missiles but not like Israel's type of missiles
02:22You don't mean like it's like Iran doesn't have much money and stuff
02:25So their missiles are like those cheap fireworks your friends
02:27You know when your parents would like they'd feel bad you'd be like what are we doing for Guy Fawkes day?
02:32And then your parents would be like, ah, do you want these ones? You're like, do you like them?
02:34They're like, no, just throw them on the ground
02:36I was like pat pat pat. Do you feel like the other kids? No, I don't at all
02:41So Iran has those ones and then they're launching back and forth back and forth back and the whole world was like
02:45Ah, man this again Middle East conflict Middle East and then at the peak of it everyone was like, ah, man
02:51How could this get worse? Donald Trump was like hello
02:54Donald Trump came in and he was like I'm gonna help I'm gonna totally de-escalate this situation
03:11I'm gonna de-escalate this situation and we were like, ah, my man
03:15You've never de-escalated a thing in your life in your life
03:19From your hair to your politics. Nothing is a de-escalation
03:25nothing
03:27Trump came in and he's like I don't like how Iran and Israel are launching bombs at each other all the time
03:33So many bombs we can't have this it's not right too many bombs too many but we gotta stop it. No more bombs
03:40No more bombs. We gotta stop it. We gotta fix it. And they're like, all right, how are you gonna fix it? He's like bed dropping bombs
03:46I'm gonna drop bombs
03:48And no one no one expected that like the whole world was like, okay
03:55Trump is gonna mediate or he's gonna because he said to them. Hey guys, let's sort this out peace deal
04:00We're gonna do a peace deal and then he dropped bombs on Iran
04:02And everyone in the world was like what the hell and a lot of people in my life were like, oh, man
04:08I can't believe that Trump did this
04:10I can't believe and they were so stressed and I was like, yes, but look look on the bright side and they're like what bright side?
04:14I was like on the bright side Trump also can't believe that he did this
04:18Like that's that's the one glimmer of hope that I get from Donald Trump is that like he also doesn't know what he's doing
04:25He's in it with us
04:27Which is a nice change
04:30Oftentimes we're at the mercy of those in power, but he's in the mercy with us
04:34Like we're all locked in a prison cell, but he's holding the key and he's like we're all trapped. We're all trapped
04:39What are we gonna do?
04:41We're like you've used the key what what are you talking about?
04:44And the reason I say this is because Trump came out
04:51And he hosted a press conference about it was so wild he hosted a press conference about dropping the bombs
04:58And he was shocked in the press conference
05:01He came out and he's like earlier today the United States military. That's us. That's us
05:09Launched missiles
05:11Bunker besters
05:13Launched missiles on Iran
05:15On all their nuclear facilities and boy, you don't know that you don't understand
05:19You've never seen never seen bombs like that before
05:21They came there and they dropped in those bombs. Well, I couldn't believe what those bombs were doing. I couldn't believe it
05:29I couldn't believe it and I called I go. I'm the one who called I said drop the bomb
05:34I didn't know I was gonna call I said two weeks. I said two weeks. I told everybody two weeks
05:40It was gonna be two weeks and then I was on the plane
05:43Then I said I'm calling drop the bomb and the bombs were dropped. I never seen bombs like that
05:47I said, whoa, we're never dropping bombs like that again. I never seen bombs like that those bombs were dropped
05:53And now it's over now. It's over. We're all good. We're all good
05:59And so now because America had dropped bombs on them then Iran had to respond
06:03But then Iran didn't want to get into a fight. No one wants to get into a fight with America
06:06You know what I mean? And so like Iran was like, ah, we are going to retaliate against you
06:10And then they launched missiles at an American base in Qatar, but then they phoned America first
06:15They did they were like, all right, we're launching bombs against you in like 45 minutes an hour
06:22Maybe you tell us how long you need then we will launch we'll launch the bombs
06:28And then the Americans cleared out their base and everything important and then the bombs fell
06:34And then trump very like in an interesting way he responded to Iran then he wrote on his like thing online on his profile
06:40He was like, thank you to Iran
06:43For giving us notice about the bombs now. It's over. It's all over
06:47There will be peace
06:49And then he said Iran Israel peace and they were like, all right, peace peace peace all good
06:53Then trump went to sleep
06:57And in the four hours that he was sleeping
07:01Israel like out of nowhere they came and they were like Iran launched more missiles and then everyone was like
07:05Wait, what missiles and Israel like you launched missiles and Iran was like, no, uh, and then Israel is like too late
07:10We're coming for you with more bombs
07:12And then the world was like what and then trump woke up and this was the moment
07:16When I can safely say I have felt more connected to donald trump than I've ever in my entire life
07:23Because that man is not a normal human being very seldom have I looked at trump and thought yeah
07:27Yeah, I can relate to this
07:28But he came out
07:30After israel was about to launch a full-scale bombing attack on iran and he came out he heard about this man
07:37Didn't even put on a tie
07:39Came out of the white house half dressed ran straight into reporters and he went into it
07:44He was like I heard about what iran is doing and what is doing and let me tell you i'm angry at iran
07:50But i'm more angry at israel they said peace and I said we're gonna do peace and they're launching and i'm sick of them
07:57Israel you better not do you don't do it is that peace you don't do it
08:02He looked like a dad who had kids that were fighting in the backyard
08:05And he was just going back and forth. He's just like israel shut up baby come on shut up
08:10Sit up how many times you have to tell your kids that you're not gonna
08:13I tell you once and i'll tell you again and then he looked at the reporter and he did something
08:18I've never seen an american president do in my entire life
08:21He cursed live on tv into the camera looked at the camera and he was like they were like what do you think
08:28He's like i'll tell you what this is you've got two countries have been fighting so long
08:33They don't know what the they're doing
08:35You're like oh dad is mad
08:50Dad is mad
08:51And i don't know what was crazier the fact that he cursed on live tv as an american president
09:01Or the fact that that somehow became bigger news than the actual bombs that were dropped
09:05The bombs was like half a day of news the biggest bombs ever dropped on a country randomly out of war
09:14Was barely any news and then trump came out and he swore every news outlet guardian bbc al jazeera cnn
09:22You name all of them all of them trump curses trump swears trump says f word f everywhere and i was like damn
09:28So the f bomb was more important than the bomb bomb
09:32Everyone on tv we've never seen this before we've never seen an american president curse on national television
09:39This has never i don't even understand what we're seeing right now donald trump and i must warn
09:43I must warn sensitive viewers i must warn sensitive yo you showed footage of cities being leveled by bombs
09:51You said it just casually let me show you some of the bombs that were dropped here let me show you some of the bombs
09:54All right now trump said something i must warn you if you have children in the room you might want to cover their ears
10:03You might want to cover their ears because he said that f but like people cared more about the words than the others the wildest thing
10:10Wildest thing i can't believe i can't believe it they were doing it as if the people in iran were just like yeah
10:15No no no the bombs are one thing but what he said
10:21You can take bombs back but words
10:25Words are forever
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