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Resident Alien 360P Season 1 Epi 1
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00:00Spring. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, the sun warms the earth. Somewhere,
00:20not here. It's 30 degrees out, it snowed 9 feet last winter, and four frozen sodas just
00:27exploded in my truck. Welcome to Patience, Colorado.
00:53So this is Doctor by the Lake, everybody I was talking about?
00:55He's owned the cabin since 2004, comes and stays for a week at a time. Until last winter,
01:02he came late December, been here ever since.
01:05Huh. What, is he retired or something? What does he do out here?
01:10I think he's fishing.
01:14I am in the middle of nowhere. A tiny town three hours from the nearest city on roads that are
01:20impassable half the year. Nobody in their right mind would live in a place like this. Unless they
01:29have something to hide.
01:30Don't matter if the cold wind blows. I'm gonna wind up working in the thick of it. Sunshine through the
01:52rain and snow. There's an oily brine bilge. Water baptism waiting below.
01:58Excuse me, sir. You Dr. Harry Van der Spiegel?
02:13Yes, that's me.
02:15Yeah, I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson.
02:16Everybody calls me Big Black.
02:18Because of your truck.
02:21Because of...
02:22Oh, you funny, huh? You funny. This here's my deputy, Liv Baker.
02:30You can just call me Liv. Or, uh, deputy, deputy Liv.
02:39What can I help you with?
02:40Well, we had ourselves a murder in town last night. You're a doctor. We need you to come
02:47down and take a look at the body. Isn't there a town doctor who can help you out?
02:51Yeah, well, see, that's the thing. The victim is the town doctor. Doctor.
02:56When Neil Armstrong became the first human to step on their moon, he said he wasn't chosen
03:14to be first. It was merely circumstance. Circumstance put him in the pilot seat on that
03:21mission. And circumstance pulled me from the pilot seat on mine.
03:26When I first came to Earth, I didn't expect to even set foot on the planet.
03:52Circumstance. Stranded on an alien planet.
03:55In order to survive and complete my mission, I would have to somehow fit in with the human
04:01life forms.
04:31Is there someone in here?
04:33Is there someone in here?
04:48Huh?
04:49Huh?
04:52Huh?
04:54Huh?
05:06Huh?
05:08Huh?
05:10Huh?
05:11God!
05:41God!
06:11I got news for you, Cosette.
06:37There's no such thing as hooker client confidentiality.
06:41I got news for you, Cosette.
06:53I got news for you, Cosette.
06:59I've got news for you, Cosette.
07:09I've got news for you, Cassette.
07:15When my ship crashed, I lost precious cargo, a device I need to complete my mission.
07:22I have to find it before the snow melts, or someone else will.
07:39I've never been into town before, it's just too risky.
07:46Plus, they don't have a pizza place, and the internet said their parking was a nightmare.
07:53But here I am, my first real test.
08:00To say my species is more advanced than humans would be a massive understatement.
08:05If the universe had a scale for intelligence, humans would land right below lizards.
08:21Well, we're waiting.
08:25Ah, hello, Doctor. I'm Ben. I'm the mayor.
08:31Thanks for getting him.
08:32I told you to call me Big Black.
08:34Yeah, I'm, I'm not comfortable with that.
08:38Thank you so much for coming.
08:39Obviously, we had to close on the clinic, which has been a bit of a problem since the nearest hospital.
08:43It was over three hours away.
08:45Um, the body is right down here.
08:48Right down here.
09:06I'd say from the smell she's been dead at least six hours.
09:09What the mother hell?
09:10You're not dead.
09:11Yeah, no shit. I was sleeping.
09:12Uh, she's not the dead doctor. He's over there.
09:13Oh.
09:14Uh, Osta's the nurse. She's the one who found him here this morning when she got to work.
09:19Mm-hmm.
09:20I know this is hard for everyone, but a grief counselor is coming to speak to each and every one of us.
09:24Oh.
09:25Uh, Osta's the nurse. She's the one who found him here this morning when she got to work.
09:29Mm-hmm.
09:30I know this is hard for everyone, but a grief counselor is coming to speak to each and every one of us.
09:35Oh, yeah. Good job, Snowflake. Is that coming out of the town budget, or is he working for Hugs?
09:41Who are you?
09:42I'm Harry van der Spiegel. I'm a doctor.
09:45Mayor Snowflake had them bring me down to look at the dead body.
09:48Please don't call me that.
09:50Isn't that your name?
09:51Mm-hmm. Pretty much.
09:52Okay. All right. So, this is Sam Hodges. He was the, uh, town doctor.
09:59Abigail was the doctor's wife. She's been out of town. Let me know when she calls.
10:03You'll know. I gave her your number.
10:06What?
10:07Well, you're the mayor. I don't know how to tell someone their husband died.
10:12Yeah, give her my number. I'll tell he's dead. I don't give a shit.
10:15Who was the last person to see him alive?
10:18Me. I left him here alone probably around nine.
10:23When I came in this morning, he was... I-I covered him with a sheet.
10:29This... is... awesome.
10:38What? What's awesome?
10:41A good mystery, figuring out what happened. Like law and order.
10:46Tung-tung.
10:48Tung-tung.
10:49That was fun.
10:50Fun?
10:51Yeah. I know who killed him.
10:52Who?
10:53He did.
10:54fun? Yeah. I know who killed him. Who? He did. The angle of the wounds, the way the blood
11:06is on his hand. He murdered himself. And why in the hell would he do that? I don't know.
11:18I wasn't here. All right, look, that's one creep of some bitch, right? That ain't just
11:32me, right? Y'all see that, right? Yeah, but it's okay for people to be a little bit different
11:35sometimes. Look at what he do. What's a chung chung? Can you not talk to me? Wait. Please
11:42don't tell me that you're leaving. Okay, I won't. No, but we still need your help. I
11:53was asked to come look at a dead body. I did that. Do you have more dead bodies? No. Then
12:01I have to go. You looked at the body for two seconds. Maybe you're right. Maybe he killed
12:10himself, but if he didn't, there is a killer out there. Okay? We need to do an autopsy.
12:18Do you mean cut into the body and pulled out the organs autopsy? Yeah, yes, that kind. Yeah,
12:23the past got snowed in last night and the coroner won't come until the road's clear. But lucky
12:28for us, the man who used to run the pathology lab at Rutgers lives in town. Well, don't call
12:34that guy. I'll do the autopsy. That guy is you. I looked you up. You ran the lab
12:42at Rutgers. Of course. I ran the lab. I knew that. I was making a joke. I'm a very funny
12:47person. Okay, good. Okay, well, I gotta go, but you've got this, okay?
12:54We'll get one, right? Matt? Matt? Matt? Hey! That's me in the car.
13:24How is this possible? Only one in a million humans have the genetic mutation that enables
13:32them to see through our molecular reconstruction. Yet somehow, in a town of a thousand people,
13:38there is a runny-nosed kid who can see me in my true form? That means there are more people
13:44in this town who can see me as an alien than there are slices of pizza. Humans have a term
13:51for this. Bad luck and raw deal. And this is some bullshit.
14:03Why are you standing in here? Because I'm assisting you with the autopsy?
14:09No, you're not.
14:13You're still standing here. Sam Hodges has been my doctor since I was a kid,
14:18and I'm not going anywhere until I know what happened to him. Fine. You can stand there
14:25and take notes.
14:28Do I look like a stenographer? Why are you here? Because I don't trust you. You said he killed
14:36himself, but he would never do that. There are multiple cuts in the neck. The angle of all
14:41of them is consistent with the cuts coming from his own hand, the back of which was covered
14:45in blood, but not the palm because he was clenched around the scalpel.
14:48Sounds great. He didn't kill himself. I'm smarter than you. What are you, 12? Don't feel bad,
14:58it's just a fact. Once you accept it, you will stop fighting me. You want facts? Okay, I'll give you two.
15:07You're, um, you're kind of a dick. That is just one. Sam loved his life, and he would never kill
15:18himself, and if for some reason he did, he sure as shit wouldn't stab himself over and over again
15:24in the front of the neck. Okay, you're so smart. Where would he have stabbed himself? Probably his
15:29carotid artery. Hmm. He was a doctor. If he wanted to kill himself, he would have sliced his carotid.
15:42How did I miss that? I'm smarter than a lizard. So you admit he was murdered? No. Wait, did you just
15:48call me a lizard? No. I compared you to a lizard. Okay.
15:59We don't have to talk while we do this.
16:12Mail your colors to the mask
16:15And have a little faith in me
16:17I don't give up so fast
16:22If there's one thing you can say for me
16:26We're one step away from a better day
16:31However long the night
16:35And whatever it takes
16:37I'm gonna make everything
16:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, right
16:42Baby, I'm gonna make everything
16:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, right
16:48Look, I know you really didn't want to do this.
16:56So I just wanted to say that I appreciate you helping us.
17:01You did a good job.
17:04You just gave me a compliment.
17:09Yeah.
17:14You know, pandas are so stupid.
17:18Sometimes they don't even realize they're pregnant.
17:21And when they give birth, they're like, what is this?
17:24And then they kill their crying babies.
17:29What?
17:30I compared you to a lizard before, but that's not so bad.
17:34Pandas are really dumb.
17:36Um, if that was you returning the compliment, you should try again.
17:42I like your brown skin.
17:46I guess I should quit while I'm ahead.
17:47Um, I'm gonna go across the street to the 59 to get a drink if you want to come.
17:52I have work to do.
17:54The autopsy's done.
17:55What work do you have to do at 8 o'clock at night?
17:57I strangled and drowned a guy four months ago, and I have to search the lake for his bloated corpse before some fisherman finds it.
18:05Just stuff.
18:07Suit yourself.
18:10Feel free to come by if you ever stop being a weirdo.
18:13Weirdo.
18:16That's not good.
18:18Now I have to meet her over there and prove to her I fit in, that I'm normal like them.
18:24But first I'm going to cut Sam Hodge's brain out of his head and squish it in my hands.
18:29This is amazing.
18:55Who's the weirdo now?
19:01Hi, I'm Abigail Hodges, Sam's wife.
19:04He's not home.
19:05Is he here?
19:06Yeah.
19:14She walked in?
19:15What did you do?
19:17I put down the brain to shake her hand.
19:19She ran out.
19:20Her voice goes very loud.
19:22Jesus.
19:26Sam's first wife, Rosie, died years ago.
19:29She was like a mother to me.
19:32God knows I needed one.
19:37This is when you're supposed to ask me about my childhood.
19:41Why?
19:41I don't care.
19:44Nobody cares.
19:46That's not the point.
19:48I left home when I was 16, but I married a biker in Denver.
19:56Jimmy and I split a couple months ago.
19:58Which is the reason I'm buying you dinner.
20:02Why?
20:04Because you have a pickup truck, and I was hoping you could take me tomorrow to get the rest of my things.
20:09I'll buy him dinner for less than that.
20:10Hi, Darcy.
20:13This is Harry.
20:15He's a doctor, and he's due in town.
20:17He's been helping us out.
20:18Hmm.
20:18Doctor?
20:20Oh.
20:21Oh, shit.
20:23Right, because it's Sam.
20:24I'm so sorry, Costa.
20:26Did I find out he did it yet?
20:28Nope.
20:28Not yet.
20:29Why are the walls covered in old mining equipment?
20:32You are new, aren't you?
20:34The 59!
20:3559!
20:37Died to save one.
20:40Town motto.
20:41Maybe stick around long enough to find out what it means.
20:45Two to 59, and finding the bastard who killed Sam.
20:50I'll drink to that.
20:59Wow.
21:01What is that?
21:02That's our local whiskey.
21:04It's pretty great, right?
21:06No.
21:07It's awful.
21:08Why do I want more?
21:12Um, that's because you're bad.
21:14We like being bad.
21:15Which is great news, because I like bad boys.
21:17Let's go to the beach.
21:18Let's go to the beach.
21:23Let's go get away.
21:24Say what they gonna say.
21:25Have a drink.
21:25Clink.
21:26Found a bird light.
21:26Bad bitches like me.
21:27It's hard to talk about.
21:27The Patron.
21:28Oh, let's go get it down.
21:29The sound, oh, yes, I'm in the zone.
21:32Is it two, three?
21:46Leave a good tip.
21:47I'm gonna blow all of my money.
21:48I'm on the blue, so I like to dance.
21:52I'll give me more, more, but I can't stand it.
21:57I'm on the blue, blue, like it's your last chance.
22:00If you want more, more, then here I am.
22:04Take starship, momentum fly.
22:09Hands up, in the sky.
22:13Hands back, don't move so high.
22:16Can't do it one more time.
22:19Take starship, momentum fly.
22:24Hands up, in the sky.
22:28Let's go get wondergown.
22:32Oh
23:02Let's go, let's go.
23:32You okay to drive home?
23:36Are you going to dance home?
23:38That would be fun, but impractical.
23:46Hey, pick me up at the clinic at 10?
23:50Sure.
23:53Good night, Harry the doctor.
23:58Harry the doctor!
24:02It's over.
24:07I just spent a whole day with them and I fit in perfectly.
24:15Nobody could tell I was different.
24:17Almost nobody.
24:30The answer's simple.
24:33It's nighttime.
24:34I'll just break into that kid's house and kill it.
24:37I'll say one thing about whiskey.
24:39It's allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.
24:43It's the next floor.
24:46Come here.
24:49Come here.
24:53Come here.
24:56Come here.
24:57Come here.
25:59Do not make a sound.
26:19That's good.
26:20Don't worry.
26:21I'm not going to hurt you.
26:22I'm just going to kill you.
26:29The Hulk.
26:30Max?
26:36Hey, what's going on?
26:38There's an alien on the bed.
26:44Let's go, sweetie.
26:45Come on, buddy.
26:46No more stories, okay?
26:47It's not a story!
26:48Max, I can't do it, okay?
26:51Can't have another night with no sleep.
26:52Let's go.
26:52No!
26:53Max, you can sleep with us.
26:54Do you want to die?
26:55We're not going to die, Max.
26:56I'm going to give you the count of three.
26:58Get down.
26:58No!
26:58There's nothing out of the bed.
27:00One, two, three.
27:01There you go.
27:04I told you not to let him watch those movies.
27:07I watched E.T. when I was his age.
27:09It's all right.
27:14Come on.
27:18I'm going to break my shower right now.
27:23I don't know.
27:27I don't know.
27:34I don't know.
27:39If it did, they obviously would never drink it.
28:00I don't know.
28:30What the hell are you doing?
28:33I just thought we could listen to some music or something.
28:36Music?
28:37Girl, I got your music right here.
28:39I got your music right now.
28:52I got your music right there.
28:58I got your music right here.
29:01I got your music right there.
29:01Hot damn, I thought I'd never see your face again after what you did last night.
29:24You know about last night?
29:25Yeah, I knew there was something off about you.
29:28Sharon thinks he took Sam's body.
29:30Yep.
29:31That's right, Amigro.
29:33Yeah, you're getting that twitching, aren't you?
29:35Down in your taint.
29:36You know why?
29:37That's your body's way of telling you you're guilty.
29:41Now, why don't you go and admit what your taint already knows?
29:44You took that doctor's body, didn't you?
29:47Didn't you?
29:47Of course I took his body.
29:50What?
29:54This ain't right.
29:56What was he supposed to do after the autopsy?
29:59Put Sam in the freezer next to the ice cubes?
30:01I considered that, but I would have had to saw him in half.
30:04Oh, you think this is funny, huh?
30:05You think this is funny?
30:06Ain't you got no respect for the dead?
30:07Of course I do.
30:12Miss Spiltries?
30:12I'm done with the intake forms.
30:15Jay, this is Dr. Van Der Spiegel.
30:16He'll be helping us out.
30:18Hi.
30:19You have a fly on your neck.
30:21It's a birthmark.
30:24It's a birthmark.
30:25Douchebag.
30:28Douchebag.
30:30Sorry.
30:34Jay is having a hard time with Sam's murder.
30:38She helps us out at the clinic.
30:40There's not a lot going on here for kids her age.
30:44Having our work at the clinic keeps her off the street.
30:46What's wrong with the street?
30:51This town looks like a slice of Americana, but trust me, it has an underbelly.
30:57That's why I help kids like Jay.
31:01This is it.
31:02Are you coming?
31:19Yes, in one minute.
31:29Douchebag.
31:30Bag.
31:34A small syringe for douching the vagina.
31:38Images.
31:41What the hell?
31:43What?
31:46It's a taint.
31:47Hey, you can just put that stuff in the box.
31:59Some people believe the box symbolizes protection and rebirth.
32:19Protection from what?
32:23Everything.
32:23Everything.
32:23Thank you so much for helping you.
32:36You okay?
32:37You got it?
32:38All right.
32:43What are you doing home?
32:47So this is the new man.
32:48There's no new man.
32:49We worked together at the clinic.
32:51I needed his truck.
32:52Well, why don't you take your truck and head home?
32:57Me and Asta got some catching up in here.
33:02I don't think that's what she had in mind.
33:09It's what I had in mind.
33:11Carrie, just...
33:12Hey, just go.
33:14It's fine.
33:14We have actually a lot to talk about, right?
33:17Right?
33:17And I'll come get my things tomorrow.
33:21Okay?
33:22Fine.
33:23Okay.
33:30Jesus Christ, Jimmy.
33:31Let's go.
33:32Keep driving.
33:44Of course she's in danger.
33:46The guy had a skull on his arm with a snake coming out of its eye socket.
33:50But she's not your problem.
33:52Your only problem is you're no closer to completing the mission than you were four months ago.
33:57So get focused.
33:58No more stupid moves.
34:00Damn it!
34:26How about that?
34:27You think that's going to be fun for me?
34:29Want to embarrass me like that?
34:31Want to know what the funny part is?
34:33I actually came here to forgive you.
34:35And I come home to that.
34:37Four months I come home to that.
34:39Where are you going?
34:40Where do you think you're going?
34:41Get back here.
34:42Hey.
34:43I don't want to talk to you.
34:46This is the last time.
34:47You understand me?
34:48I told you if you did it again, this is what would happen.
34:51You're making me look stupid.
34:53No.
34:53You don't need my help.
34:57Let go!
34:58Carrie.
35:10Carrie.
35:13Carrie.
35:18You're killing him.
35:20Carrie.
35:21Carrie.
35:22Carrie.
35:23Please.
35:24It's not worth it.
35:25Okay?
35:26It's not worth it.
35:27Mitch.
35:57Are you going to tell me how you did that?
36:21Did what?
36:22You just dragged a 220-pound man through a wall.
36:32Yoga?
36:36Why did you want to come out here?
36:52I've always been an outsider.
37:09Maybe that's why I understand you.
37:13What makes you think I'm an outsider?
37:20Because wherever you learned to do that stuff back there, I wasn't around here.
37:26You're just different.
37:30I know what that feels like.
37:35Sometimes just feeling human is alien to me.
37:40Yeah, me too.
37:44Why would you marry that guy?
37:53God knows I've asked myself that question for years.
37:57When I was 16, I got pregnant.
38:04Jimmy convinced me we were too young to raise a child, so I...
38:09I gave the baby up for adoption.
38:11When I got sad about it, he would remind me in his own special way that I did the right thing.
38:26I think I felt like if I left him, I gave the baby up for nothing.
38:41One day, four months ago, I had enough.
38:46I got in my car and never went back.
39:03The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
39:06He maketh me lie down in green pasture.
39:09He leadeth me beside the still waters.
39:13He restoreth my soul.
39:15He leadeth me in the path of right...
39:17Why is everyone in town calling my phone thinking I'm the new town doctor?
39:22Well, you know, everyone has the right to medical care.
39:27And as the mayor, it's my job to do what's best for the people of this town,
39:31and that is to fight to make sure that they have a doctor.
39:36Also, I had a standing four o'clock therapy appointment on Tuesdays with Sam, so...
39:43And now, you want to talk to me and Stan?
39:46Well, you know, I love... I love Kate so much, I just...
39:50You know, sometimes we're screwing, I don't want to look her in the face.
39:53Okay.
39:54Are you ready?
39:55Yeah.
39:56I'll see you Tuesday.
39:57Okay.
39:58I'm really glad you came.
40:01You're kind of a breath of fresh air in this place.
40:12I'm so sorry.
40:13I'm so sorry.
40:14I'm so sorry.
40:15I'm so sorry.
40:16Excuse me.
40:17My cup, Brennan.
40:18Oh.
40:19Oh, yeah.
40:20That ain't weird at all.
40:21I'm so sorry.
40:22Hey, Harry.
40:23He really misses the doctor.
40:26Harry, this is not the time or the place.
40:28It has to be now.
40:29In an hour he'll be underground with the worms.
40:31So intense.
40:32I like it.
40:33But not for everybody.
40:34Harry.
40:35I'm so sorry.
40:36I'm so sorry.
40:37I'm so sorry.
40:38I'm so sorry.
40:39I'm so sorry.
40:40I'm so sorry.
40:41I'm so sorry.
40:42I'm so sorry.
40:43Excuse me.
40:44My cup, Brennan.
40:45Oh.
40:46Oh, yeah.
40:47That ain't weird at all.
40:48I'm so sorry.
40:49Hey, Harry.
40:50He really misses the doctor.
40:51Harry, this is not the time or the place.
40:53It has to be now.
40:54In an hour he'll be underground with the worms.
40:56I'm so sorry.
40:57Keep praying.
40:58I'm sorry.
40:59Unto thee, O Lord, do I lift up my soul.
41:02I know how he died.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:05What?
41:06His windpipe.
41:07He needed air.
41:11It's the only thing that would explain what happened.
41:16He tried to give himself a tracheotomy.
41:23Well, he couldn't do it in time.
41:27Yeah.
41:29That makes sense, but I don't get it.
41:30Why would his throat close up?
41:32Because Sam Hodges was poisoned.
41:36And one of the people here is the murderer.
41:43Come, come.
41:47Humans are dangerous.
41:48My people have always known that.
41:49My mission was simple.
41:50Drop my device onto their planet and head back home.
42:01I had no intentions of getting close to any of them.
42:05I have no intentions of getting close to any of them.
42:17Don't you walk away, please.
42:19No, tell me what's this month?
42:20It's back.
42:50Oh, my God.
43:20Oh, my God.
43:50I was taught that the biggest problem with the human race was their need for connection.
43:58We always saw that as a weakness.
44:00But now I realize it may be their greatest strength.
44:07In 1884, the local mine caved in.
44:13When the miners escaped, they realized there was one man still trapped.
44:21Still one in there?
44:22Fifty-nine men went back into the compromised mine, risking their own lives to save him.
44:33Fifty-nine died to save one.
44:36Maybe there's something redeemable about the human race, after all.
44:56Unfortunately for them, it's too late.
45:01It's only a matter of time before I find the rest of my device.
45:04And when I do, I can finally complete my mission, and kill them all.
45:12Every single one of them.
45:14Yeah, thanks, bye.
45:18Hi, Harry.
45:20Hi.
45:27You okay?
45:28Yeah.
45:39You have a patient in the exam room.
45:41Trouble don't you find no home by me, trouble don't you find no home by me, oh, my lord, if you're listening, tell them go ahead and get going.
46:03Yeah.
46:04This is some bullshit.
46:06This is some bullshit.
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