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Husband Split Home In Half With Tape
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00:00That's right, stay on your side.
00:08What? What the side?
00:10Well, you are the one who suggested splitting everything in two, right?
00:14So I'm doing it?
00:16Or have you changed your mind?
00:20No. Your idiotic actions only prove me.
00:24I made the right decision.
00:26Great.
00:28That's right, so you stay on that side, I stay on this side.
00:34Crossing the line is forbidden, okay?
00:37Okay.
00:38Oh, and who crosses the line pays fine.
00:41Pays fine.
00:42Oh, yeah.
00:43Oh, why just a fine?
00:45Let's say whoever crosses loses all their possessions in the divorce.
00:53Deal?
00:54Yes! Great!
00:58You are trying to trick me, right?
01:03Nice try. I'm not that stupid.
01:06Sure, you are clever and smart.
01:09Oh, yeah.
01:10Too bad. The front door is on my side.
01:13How are you planning to leave the house?
01:20Damn.
01:25I'll climb out the window.
01:26And the bathroom is luckily on my side.
01:29You won't last long.
01:30Oh, that's fine.
01:32I'll just go to the neighbors because I can.
01:36Oh, yeah, you can.
01:38So, if this is my side, then your laptop is mine now.
01:46Oh, no.
01:47Oh, no.
01:49Hey!
01:52You crazy?
01:54I've got a quarterly report on that.
02:01Yeah.
02:03Oh.
02:07No.
02:08What I got here.
02:09No.
02:10No.
02:11No, please.
02:12No.
02:13No.
02:14No?
02:15Please.
02:16No.
02:17Yes!
02:18You never bought me a single dress in our marriage!
02:21Yay!
02:22And now you have the norm to destroy something so valuable to me.
02:25That's right.
02:27I'll get it back.
02:28Oh, yeah.
02:29Come on. Let's do it.
02:31What you gonna do?
02:32Oh, your boss. Probably something urgent.
02:39What?
02:40Yes, Mr. Matthews.
02:43Uh, come in? Oh, no. I can't come in.
02:45Why?
02:46Because your breath stings like a dead raccoon.
02:52Mr. Matthews!
02:53Are you crazy?
02:55Why did you do that?
02:56He's definitely going to fire me right now, you idiot!
02:59It takes one to know one!
03:01Oh, you!
03:03Oh, yeah, I'll hook him up.
03:05It's not for your bad ideas. No one would yell.
03:07Oh, really?
03:08He's probably hungry. Where is the bottle?
03:11I have no clue.
03:21Hey.
03:22There's something that's shaking.
03:23Don't go away.
03:28Looks like he is not hungry.
03:29Crossing the line lose for nothing.
03:33Because he wants to be...'d rocked.
03:35Because he wants to be rocked.
03:50I've always been better at that.
03:53May I?
03:54May I?
04:01What's up?
04:03You crossed the line.
04:05Yeah.
04:07For our baby, just like you did.
04:09We might have gone too far, right?
04:12I mean...
04:14Yeah, we might have a lot of differences, but...
04:18There's something we have that can't be divided.
04:22And that's the most beautiful thing.
04:25Yeah.
04:27Nothing.
04:31Don't be so literal.
04:39Kurt!
04:41Do you think this is funny?
04:46Don't you worry.
04:47I made 20 more copies of this.
04:49Way to get rid of me, yeah?
04:53You're going to regret the decision.
05:00Kurt!
05:03Kurt?
05:04Kurt?
05:05Kurt!
05:06Wake up!
05:07Kurt!
05:13My goodness.
05:14Kurt?
05:15Please, wake up!
05:16Ow.
05:17It hurts.
05:18It hurts.
05:25What happened?
05:28Where am I?
05:29Kurt, you fell and you must have hit your head hurt.
05:31Kurt.
05:33Kurt.
05:34Is that my name?
05:37Stop it, you're scaring me.
05:39Believe me, I'm scared too.
05:40I just woke up on the floor with no idea where or who I am.
05:46And...
05:47Who are you?
05:49I'm Mary.
05:51I'm...
05:54I'm your wife.
05:57Don't you remember anything?
05:58Nothing.
05:59No.
06:00I'm sorry.
06:01But I'm glad to have such a beautiful...
06:03wife.
06:14Feel nauseous?
06:15Dizzy?
06:17I did it first.
06:18But...
06:19Thanks to Mary.
06:20I feel much better now.
06:21Well, it's not look dangerous.
06:23Judging by the pupils, it's not even a conclusion.
06:26But...
06:27But he...
06:28Doesn't even remember his name.
06:30Well, that is what's so alarming.
06:33Everything looks fine outside, but what's inside, we don't know.
06:37Well, we need to do an MRI and a series of neurological tests.
06:41Yes.
06:46Philip?
06:49Yes.
06:50That's right.
06:51You...
06:52You recognize him.
06:56That's a very familiar face.
07:00Is that our baby?
07:02Yes.
07:06Yes, your eyes.
07:07Beautiful.
07:08Yes.
07:11Where is he?
07:12He...
07:13He's at my friend Stacy's.
07:15Why isn't he at home?
07:16I hate to interrupt, but you need to go to the hospital.
07:20Can I stay home today?
07:22I might be able to remember more.
07:23I already remembered my son.
07:26Probably I can.
07:27Kurt.
07:28You reconstruct the fragments.
07:29That's fine.
07:30But memory loss is a very serious symptom.
07:33I insist on hospitalization.
07:35Please.
07:36Let me stay.
07:37I know this man.
07:38I don't want to go anywhere with him.
07:40I'm scared.
07:42And you're the only one I trust.
07:51Doctor, let him stay home for now.
07:54If he gets worse, I'll bring him home.
07:56I promise.
07:57In this case, this is all your responsibility.
08:03Signs of waiver for hospitalization.
08:12Mmm.
08:13It's delicious.
08:16The tastiest thing I ever tried in my life.
08:18Oh.
08:19Oh.
08:20You probably always could have been like this.
08:23I just don't remember it.
08:25Oh, well.
08:26Well, it's good that you appreciate it now.
08:32Now?
08:33Oh.
08:36Never mind.
08:37Um.
08:38Please enjoy.
08:48Hi, Stace.
08:49Uh.
08:50How is Phil doing?
08:51Hello, dear.
08:52He's fine.
08:53Playing with my boy's video games.
08:55Their homework is done, so I let them.
08:57Oh, darling.
08:58Thanks so much for helping.
08:59No problem.
09:00I'm happy to take care of Phil while you're going through this divorce.
09:04You can expect anything from that psych occur.
09:08How is he, by the way?
09:13You're not gonna believe this, but...
09:16He's like a totally new person now.
09:19It's like...
09:21He rebooted.
09:23And now he's the man I used to love.
09:25He's so gentle and attentive and so grateful.
09:29Mary.
09:30You're not cancelling your divorce, are you?
09:35Honestly...
09:37I've been thinking about it.
09:38Mary!
09:39I know.
09:40I know, but...
09:42What if fate has given Kurt a chance to change?
09:44Mary, please.
09:46Don't let your sense of pity they cover.
09:48Yeah.
09:49Kurt might be sweet now, but...
09:52Don't forget how he's treated you the last few years.
09:56All right.
09:58All right, Stace.
09:59I'll be careful.
10:01Bye.
10:12Thank you for taking care of me.
10:14You're welcome.
10:15Don't walk.
10:19Mary, what is this?
10:26Are you leaving me?
10:30Oh, Kurt.
10:32This decision wasn't easy to make.
10:35But it just couldn't go on like this.
10:38What did I do wrong?
10:39You cheated on me.
10:42Repeatedly.
10:45And then you even had the nerve to bring girls right here.
10:50And also...
10:52You...
10:56You...
10:57You bit me.
10:58What?
11:00Did I raise my hand on you?
11:03Yeah.
11:04A few times.
11:05I...
11:06I even had to take days off so I wouldn't have to go to work with the princess.
11:10Just...
11:11I just can't believe...
11:13Mary, I...
11:15Did I really do this?
11:17Did I?
11:18Yeah.
11:20Idiot!
11:21Free!
11:22No, stop!
11:23Mary, don't do that!
11:24How dare you!
11:26How...
11:27How kind of wants to hurt a woman like you?
11:30I just...
11:31I just can't believe you.
11:33I'm so sorry, Mary.
11:35I don't know...
11:37How to earn your forgiveness.
11:39Mary, but I...
11:41I'm still...
11:42I'm begging.
11:43Mary, I'm begging.
11:45Please forgive me.
11:46Forgive me if you can.
11:48I'm sorry.
12:06Oh...
12:07I'm sorry.
12:08I didn't mean to scare you.
12:09Good morning, Kurt.
12:10Yeah?
12:11That's...
12:13Quite unexpected.
12:14I just wanted to thank you for your trouble.
12:18And it's the least I can do.
12:21Well...
12:23Oh!
12:24I almost forgot.
12:31I...
12:33I thought you...
12:35might like this.
12:37Here we go.
12:40These are my favorite flowers.
12:41These are my favorite flowers.
12:42Really?
12:44I don't know.
12:45I just...
12:46Just something inside told me and I...
12:48I made my decision.
12:51Okay.
12:56I want to give our relationship another chance.
12:59Oh, Mary...
13:04Is this true?
13:05Oh...
13:07Oh...
13:08Oh...
13:09Oh...
13:10I'm sorry.
13:12Sorry.
13:13Will you...
13:15Cancel the divorce?
13:19Yeah.
13:20Oh...
13:21Yeah, I will.
13:23I promise you...
13:25I'll never betray you to trust again.
13:35Oh...
13:55Damn.
13:57What an idiot am I.
14:06Hi, Doctor.
14:08I'd like to run some tests.
14:18Hello, honey.
14:19So...
14:20The results of your blood tests are ready.
14:21My blood?
14:22I didn't give any blood.
14:23Oh, yeah.
14:24You didn't.
14:25But the results show that you're a purebred pig.
14:27I don't understand what that means.
14:28How about now?
14:29It was pig's blood, huh?
14:30I know you're faking it.
14:31So you thought you could get away with it?
14:32You were wrong.
14:33And just so you know, the divorce is back on the...
14:34You're a mouse, woman.
14:35Remember, you'd have belonged to me with nobody.
14:36Good old Curtis back, huh?
14:37I really never went anywhere.
14:38And you're not getting any divorce and so many alimony.
14:39I don't need any money from you.
14:40You animal.
14:41You're vlogging me.
14:42You're vlogging me.
14:43I don't know.
14:44I don't know.
14:45I don't know.
14:46I don't know.
14:47I don't know.
14:48I don't know.
14:49I don't know.
14:50I don't know.
14:51I don't know.
14:52The divorce is in so many alimony.
14:53I don't need any money from you.
14:54You animal.
14:55You vlog in the cage.
14:57You will stay quiet?
15:00We will be in even bigger trouble.
15:11What the hell, huh?
15:12Let me go.
15:13Let me go now.
15:14What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:16Honey, you're the guys that sepals an alarm, but we're fine.
15:20I'm okay, Miss.
15:21I'm again, now. Now that he's in handcuffs.
15:25Backyard, I hope this is a moment you will never, ever forget.
15:28Marie, I'll be back.
15:30And you sleep with one eye open.
15:32You stupid Adley!

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