Kids Find Boyfriend For Single Mom

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00:00Did it work?

00:10Mom, you need to get home right now. I'm coming.

00:16Oh, I'll help you.

00:20You might need a doctor.

00:22Oh, no, no. My daughter called me. I have to go home.

00:25You can't walk. Let me help you.

00:27Thank you. It's not far from here.

00:32Yes, our plan is working.

00:35Okay, now we need to hurry home.

00:46Kids, what happened?

00:48We wanted to surprise you and made lunch.

00:52How lovely. Did you make all this yourselves?

00:57Yeah, we worked very hard.

01:01Sir, you want to stay?

01:03We have plenty of food for everyone.

01:05No, no, no. Thank you. Someone is waiting for me.

01:07My girlfriend.

01:10You were supposed to be single.

01:13Damn. Five missed calls.

01:15There you are. I was waiting for you like an idiot.

01:24Melanie, how did you find me?

01:26I tracked your iPhone with location sharing.

01:30So you've been spying on me?

01:32Wonderful. Thanks for the trust.

01:34Oh, look who's talking.

01:37Who's she?

01:38Your mistress.

01:39And kids.

01:44Oh my God, I don't feel well.

01:47Oh, I don't know.

01:49I'll explain everything.

01:50It's not a good thing.

01:52Let me help you.

01:53Ouch!

01:54Sorry.

01:55He just helped me get home.

01:57Let me get you some water and I'll explain everything.

01:59But Adam was the perfect candidate.

02:21I knew her face looked familiar.

02:23Noah, please tell Melanie for me.

02:25I need some time to teach this lawyer a lesson.

02:28Kitty, kitty, kitty.

02:54This is the mad house.

02:58Let's get out of here.

03:04Now!

03:08Hey, sweetheart.

03:09What are you doing here?

03:11What do you mean what I'm doing here?

03:13Send me a message from your new number so I came.

03:16What's going on, Nora?

03:18Actually, that's Barbara.

03:19And she's my girlfriend.

03:20No, that's Mary.

03:24My girlfriend.

03:26Melanie?

03:28Is there something you'd like to explain?

03:30There's nothing to explain, really.

03:38I wasn't sure who's the best fit for me, so I did it off you.

03:44Okay, I got it.

03:46Let's go, boys.

03:48Wait!

03:49Matt, Luger, whatever your name's her up.

03:54I love you all!

03:55She doesn't deserve you.

04:04You'll find someone who truly loves you.

04:10Maybe you should stay for lunch.

04:13After all.

04:14Thank you for your kind words, but I think I'll go.

04:24Something strange has been going on with shoelaces all day.

04:27No PlayStation for a week, understand?

04:36I thought we'd be praised.

04:37And what?

04:39They say you use swear words at school.

04:42Oh, come on.

04:43Give him a break, huh?

04:46What do you fit in him?

04:49I guess he found out how much we pay for school.

04:55No?

04:57And I bet you said that word because you know how expensive it is to study at Harvard, huh?

05:04Alan, don't make excuses for him.

05:06He's a little criminal.

05:09He's just like you.

05:11I mean, come on.

05:12He was going to find out the word sooner or later, now wasn't he?

05:15Oh, really?

05:16So why don't you take him straight to the bar, then?

05:21I mean, he's going to go there sooner or later.

05:24To the bar?

05:25Excellent idea.

05:25You know what?

05:26That's what we're going to do.

05:27Come on, son.

05:28Let's go to the bar.

05:29You are an idiot.

05:33What?

05:34Idiot.

05:37Idiot.

05:38Junior, don't repeat that word again.

05:41It's a bad word.

05:42Idiot.

05:43I'm an idiot.

05:44You're the idiot.

05:45No, I'm not the idiot.

05:47You're the idiot.

05:47I am not the idiot.

05:48You are the idiot.

05:49You are the idiot.

05:50Calm down.

05:54Idiot.

05:55They didn't say what that word was.

06:03Junior.

06:08Junior.

06:08Come here.

06:11Um, does that word, um, start with an H?

06:29Uh-uh.

06:31Ass.

06:32Hmm.

06:32How about N-A?

06:33N-A?

06:34That's not even a bad word.

06:36That's a bloody part.

06:38Ella.

06:38What?

06:38How about, um, D?

06:43What?

06:48Hmm.

06:49Maybe it's C.

06:51Oh.

06:51Look, I'm, I'm out of bad words, all right?

06:54And by the way, how do you know so many bad words, huh?

06:56Uh-uh.

06:56Shut the fuck up.

07:00Yeah, that's a word.

07:05Okay, uh, where have you heard this word?

07:12Daddy.

07:14Did Daddy say that?

07:15Okay, tell me, please, when Daddy said that?

07:23When Grandma came.

07:24That's what he said.

07:26Grandma?

07:28Oh!

07:29Uh-huh.

07:30I knew.

07:31I knew it.

07:32See what he taught our son?

07:34All right.

07:38Tell me, please, Junior.

07:40Did ever Mom say that word?

07:43Hmm?

07:45When did you say that word?

07:50When she came out of the bus.

07:55You said.

07:59Oh!

08:00Oh!

08:01Okay.

08:01Came out once.

08:03No, just once.

08:05Huh.

08:06Oh.

08:07I also say that word when you're breaking out.

08:11Okay, twice.

08:11When you're so angry.

08:14Stop it.

08:14Stop it, okay?

08:15Stop it.

08:17Maybe you heard that word somewhere else?

08:23Yeah, from my granny.

08:26From, from your granny?

08:30When she saw how much debt she was paying, she said a total of 50 wars.

08:3650.

08:36It was just only three good wars.

08:42Only three good words.

08:46Oh, God.

08:47Okay, okay.

08:52Guys, I propose to close this chapter.

08:57Yes, I suggest that too.

08:58And, um, to make sure it doesn't happen again.

09:02It won't happen again.

09:03I suggest replacing, replacing bad words with toys.

09:10With, uh.

09:11What?

09:14Try it out.

09:17Replacing bad words with toys?

09:18Are you kidding me?

09:21What is all the noise about?

09:23I'm actually trying...

09:23Oh, look who we have here.

09:27Grandma.

09:30Come on, son.

09:30Let's watch some football.

09:32Alan.

09:32What does that mean?

09:35Omar, we need to talk about taxes and what are you thinking about it.

09:40Exactly.

09:41I've had enough.

09:41Yeah, taxes.

09:43Why don't you teach the old how to speak properly?

09:47What?

09:48What did you just say to me?

09:50You heard me.

09:51You both calm down.

09:52You tell me if you can calm down or you calm down.

09:54I got it.

09:55Calm down.

09:56You.

09:56Yeah.

09:57Why don't you just say to me?

09:58What at all?

09:59Oh.

09:59You know.

10:00Get out of my way.

10:02Get out of my way.

10:02What?

10:03What?

10:04What?

10:10Oops.

Kids Find Boyfriend For Single Mom

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