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00:00Good morning, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
00:09Top story on my homepage? Serena VanderWilsen. Everybody's favorite IT girl has just returned from a mysterious absence.
00:17Don't never play this on Gossip Girl. Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central.
00:21Everyone knows Serena, and everyone is talking.
00:25Blair! It's Serena! Serena? And B's boyfriend, Nate? Rumor has it, he's always had a thing for Serena.
00:33But you're back now. I didn't come back for you. Look, Blair's my best friend, and you're her boyfriend, and she loves you.
00:38Why did she leave? Why did she return? Must be a lot of rumors while you're back. Yeah.
00:44But now I'm gonna mention you. He tries to take his own life, and you're worried it's gonna cost you Mom a year?
00:49You have no idea what it's been like. Best friend and the boyfriend. It's pretty classy, yes?
00:54And Nate's friend, Chuck, won't let Serena forget about her past.
00:58I'm trying to change. I've had you met him before.
01:01And then there's Dan, the outsider. Looks like his childhood crush has returned.
01:05She doesn't know me. Nobody knows me. It's cool.
01:08Serena, do you know this young man? From last night.
01:12You remember me? You really go out with some guy you don't know?
01:15Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
01:17Guess who's dad is cool? Get the trick question.
01:19Yeah, because it can't be ours. Top ten forgotten bands of the nineties.
01:23Yeah, check out his number nine. He's very proud.
01:25Hey, hey, way to be forgotten.
01:27Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?
01:29Well, our kids are about to meet. It's a small item.
01:31Are you sure it's not some ploy you're using my daughter to get to me now that your wife left you?
01:35Serena and her mystery man made a surprise appearance at Blair's kiss on the lips party.
01:40Serena's here? What is she doing here? She wasn't invited.
01:44But Serena wasn't the only one who made an impression.
01:47Who's the newbie?
01:48Jenny made an impression on Chuck.
01:50Let's go and talk some more quieter.
01:52Get off! Stop!
01:53Hey! That is my little sister!
01:56Don't you ever touch her again!
01:58Hey, your life is over, slut!
02:00She better not show her face again.
02:03I'm actually hoping she will.
02:05Think I got a shot at a second date?
02:07We'll talk about it again.
02:08And now that S is back, will the Upper East Side ever be the same?
02:13We're all just dying to see what happens next.
02:17Where is she answering?
02:19And who am I?
02:20That's not a secret I'll never tell.
02:23You know you love me.
02:25XOXO.
02:27Gossip Girl.
02:28I bet you're wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early.
02:39Truth is, I never went to bed.
02:41Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better?
02:45Is there really anything better than a lazy Sunday?
02:54Reading the paper in bed, sipping coffee, scrambling an egg or two?
02:58Yeah, right.
02:59We Upper East Siders don't do lazy.
03:01Breakfast is brunch, and it comes with champagne, a dress code, and a hundred of our closest friends.
03:06And Emily's.
03:07Chuck's dad, Bart Bass, is hosting the annual brunch for his foundation.
03:15Everyone is invited.
03:17Well, not everyone.
03:19Oh, hey, you're up.
03:24And you're checking up on me.
03:29I'm okay, really, I'm okay.
03:30You know, I was okay when you asked me at the party, and in the cab, when we got home, before and after I brushed my teeth.
03:36Look, I just feel really stupid.
03:40I mean, how could I have actually thought that Chuck Bass just wanted to talk to me?
03:46Because you trust people, which is normally a good thing.
03:49Yeah, except when it involves Chuck.
03:51Yeah, pretty much.
03:52So, the real question is, how are you?
03:55Me?
03:58Why wouldn't that be okay?
03:59You know, at the end of the night with Serena and the...
04:04Was it really that bad?
04:06This is me.
04:14So...
04:15Good night.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Yeah, uh, have a good night.
04:24Go walk out of the door.
04:25I'm starting.
04:26Go.
04:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:29Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
04:31I think I have brain damage.
04:32You know, Dan, if you had brain damage, you wouldn't even know if you had brain damage.
04:35No, let's go.
04:36Please go.
04:37Williamsburg.
04:38No.
04:39Hi.
04:40So, he waved?
04:41I wouldn't have taken him for a waiver.
04:42No, he was just trying to be funny.
04:43Maybe he's shy.
04:44Or he hated me.
04:45No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.
04:46She probably thinks I hate her now.
04:47I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl.
04:48You know, Serena Vanderwoodson.
04:49And I decided to close the evening with a wave.
04:50It was a nice wave.
04:51At the end of a date.
04:52Come on, there's no such thing.
04:53And you only get one shot with a girl like Serena.
04:54I got mine, and I blew it.
04:55Which means you have nothing to lose.
04:56No, nothing except my last shred of dignity.
04:57Oh, no.
04:58I think that's gone.
04:59You're right.
05:00You know what?
05:01And I'm just gonna go talk to her.
05:11I'm gonna apologize for the wave.
05:13I'm gonna tell her how much I like her.
05:15And I'm gonna ask her second shot.
05:22I just paper that works.
05:25Okay?
05:26If I try you right, I fordi I'm yas kiss.
05:29And I'm going to ask for a second shot.
05:31No, I'm going to get a second shot.
05:32Yeah, you are.
05:33Yeah.
05:34Wait, wait, wait.
05:35I love the plan, but you need a better outfit.
05:40And maybe a shower.
05:45Whatever.
05:45It's probably for the best.
05:47The last thing I need in my life is a new guy.
05:50He was just so smart, though, and funny.
05:54It sounds like you like him.
05:56And really nice.
05:59God, Blair was so pained to me last night.
06:02I don't even know why.
06:03Whatever, I'm sure if we talk about it, we can work it out.
06:07Hey, maybe I should go over there.
06:09Serena had better just stay away.
06:11Thank you, Dorota.
06:12Yeah, thanks.
06:13We love sleeping at Blair's.
06:14I don't want to see Serena at school, and she better not show up for brunch today.
06:17You're really mad at Serena.
06:19Yeah, I hope you never get that mad at us.
06:20Well, you would never do what Serena did.
06:22No, never.
06:22Of course not.
06:24I wonder if Nate remembered brunch.
06:25It would be so wrong for me to show up without my boyfriend, whom I love.
06:28And who loves me.
06:42Hello.
06:44Hi, sweetie.
06:45Did I wake you?
06:46No.
06:47I'm up.
06:47Well, get some strong coffee and jump in the shower, sleepyhead.
06:51Chuck Stad's brunch for his foundation is today at the palace.
06:53Oh, right.
06:54Of course.
06:54Of course.
06:55Nathaniel, keep it down.
07:03Some of us are trying to regain our strength.
07:06Dad's brunch is today.
07:07Alarm's set for nine.
07:09It's ten.
07:16Ladies, double time.
07:17Oh, unless Nathaniel, I'm good.
07:26Actually, could you two bring some coffee when you get a chance?
07:29And some water.
07:30Lots of water.
07:32You want ice with that?
07:34Looks like you could use some.
07:36That's enough, ladies.
07:37And I'll be sure to tell my father just how committed you are to the hospitality industry.
07:48That kid popped you pretty good, huh?
07:50I never mess with a guy's sister.
07:51If I knew his name, I'd hunt him down and kill him.
07:54What, because you kill people now?
07:55You mean you're strangling with your scarf?
07:57Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel.
07:59It's my signature.
08:00Just saying.
08:01Death by scarf.
08:02Not that intimidating.
08:03He sucker-punched me, I told you.
08:06Besides, better a broken nose than a broken heart.
08:11What?
08:11I didn't even talk to Serena last night.
08:13Who said anything about Serena?
08:28Does that look okay?
08:29Definitely second shot material.
08:31All right, then.
08:32I'm going to go.
08:33Oh, um, and about what happened, you know, with Chuck?
08:38If you want to, like, talk to someone, not your brother, just let me know.
08:43Okay.
08:45Yeah, all right.
08:49Hey, uh, wait.
08:50Actually, there is someone I want to talk to.
08:55Hey, hey, where are you guys going?
08:57I was going to make waffles.
08:58Oh, sorry, Dad.
08:58Yeah, I can't.
08:59But I want to hear about your date.
09:00Later.
09:01And your party.
09:02When we get back?
09:03You guys missed a really great show.
09:05And I make really good waffles.
09:09I also call up.
09:10Hi, this is, uh, Nate Archibald calling from the bath suite.
09:14I know you don't normally give out this information, but can you tell me what room the Vanderwoodsons are in, please?
09:18Hey, Blair, it's me.
09:19Uh, I guess you're still sleeping, but I'm going to come over.
09:22I think we need to talk.
09:24Okay, uh, see soon.
09:27Bye.
09:27Looks like the table's all set.
09:34As soon as the guests arrive, we can start dishing.
09:38Here's what's on the menu.
09:39Mom, did you borrow my Michelle Perry's?
09:51Oh, I can't find anything in here.
09:53Well, that might help if you unpacked.
09:55Look, you're home now.
09:56It's your life.
09:57You should start living it.
09:58This is not life.
09:59This is a hotel, which we're living in because you decided you didn't like the color of the walls in a real home.
10:04Mom, I said I'd go to this brunch.
10:07What do you want from me?
10:08Tina, why are you being like this?
10:10You love parties.
10:11This is just not like you.
10:13Maybe it is like me.
10:15Maybe you know what I'm really like.
10:16Oh, okay.
10:17Tell me.
10:21So did you and Dan have fun at the concert last night?
10:25We, um, never made it.
10:27We actually ended up at the Kiss on the Lips party.
10:29Ah.
10:30Well, that must have pleased Blair.
10:32Blair, actually, no, not that pleased.
10:34Which is why I'm going to talk to her.
10:36Well, just be back in time for brunch, okay?
10:38Mom.
10:38Look, honey.
10:39I know how hard it is for you to be back.
10:41But the more you hide yourself away, the more people are going to think you have something to hide.
10:44Coming from someone who's keeping my brother in an institution.
10:47That's different.
10:48I mean it.
10:49Don't be late.
10:52Wait.
10:53Wait.
10:53Wait.
10:53Wait.
10:53Wait.
10:54Wait.
10:54Wait.
10:54Wait.
10:54Wait.
10:54Wait.
10:54Wait.
10:54Wait.
10:55Wait.
10:55Wait.
10:55Wait.
10:56Wait.
10:56Wait.
10:56Wait.
10:57Wait.
10:57Wait.
10:58Wait.
10:58Wait.
10:59Wait.
11:00Wait.
11:00Wait.
11:01Wait.
11:01Wait.
11:02Wait.
11:02Wait.
11:05Hey.
11:06How are you doing?
11:07I was in yesterday with Serena.
11:09How could I forget?
11:10Yeah.
11:11Well.
11:12Is she in?
11:14Just missed her, actually.
11:15But you're welcome to wait.
11:17Okay.
11:18Maybe I will.
11:19She probably won't be there long, alright?
11:21Once you went out, didn't come back for six months, but feel free to sit.
11:28Over there.
11:29Over there is where I'll be.
11:32hi nate it's great to see you hi mrs vanderwoodson good to see you oh i'm just heading out
11:45oh is serena in oh you just missed her but i'll tell you came by i'm sure she'll be happy to hear
11:49it i don't know about that oh what come on serena loves you i mean i think she's always had a little
11:54crush on you of course you and blair are the perfect couple is serena gonna be long i could
12:00just wait oh well dexter here can take care of you i'm just gonna step out for a while and it's
12:04gonna wait for serena great he can get in line behind that guy
12:07i had a feeling you'd be back dan is it humphrey yes it's nice to see you again mrs vanderwoodson
12:21i hope you've had a pleasant uh uh 21 hours since i last saw you yes it has been very pleasant until
12:28now gentlemen hey hey
12:38claire hey serena hey i got two boned by caps and audrey
13:02i must have totally blanked on the part where i invited you over
13:07i called you
13:11but it's sunday morning coffee croissants breakfast at tiffany's
13:16it's our tradition i have new traditions now
13:20well they're not traditions if they're new
13:25look blair i'm really trying to make an effort here i thought everything was good between us it was
13:44before i found out you had sex with my boyfriend
13:54how'd you find out
13:57nate told me
14:00at least he felt he owed me to tell the truth
14:04i don't know what to say don't bother saying anything
14:07i wouldn't believe you anyway
14:09blair it was you know
14:12i always knew you're a whore
14:15i never took you for a liar too
14:18blair how can i fix this
14:22you don't serena
14:24you just stay away
14:26from me my boyfriend
14:28and my friends
14:30you're done here
14:32serena's visit was short and apparently not very sweet
14:36but you know what is
14:38revenge
14:39we hear it's best served cold
14:41who's hungry
14:56joda i told you i didn't want to see anyone
15:00hi jenny
15:02hi
15:03what do you want
15:07uh...
15:08i realized that i still have your calligraphy pens from the party invitations and thought you might need them for something
15:14that is the lamest excuse i've ever heard
15:18you want to know what chuck bass is saying about you
15:21no
15:23is he
15:24saying things that is anyone
15:27no
15:28not yet anyway
15:29chuck likes to brag about his conquest not his victims
15:34come on
15:39you can help me get ready for brunch
15:41okay
15:42sure
15:49nice flowers
15:52they're hydrangeas
15:57just coffee i'm not staying long i'd like to get out of here before someone throws me down and tattoos me
16:03mrs brooklyn will not the warp tour and don't tell me you had all your tattoos removed
16:10even that one that little heart-shaped one between your uh...
16:13don't try to be cute okay those days are well behind you
16:16i hear i thought i was getting better looking everyday
16:18so what's the big emergency
16:20dan went out with serena last night
16:22i know so i'm for sure proud of him
16:24well currently he's sitting in the lobby of the hotel where we're living
16:27two americanos one with an extra shot
16:32you don't actually think i'm gonna tell my kid who he can and can't date
16:35i mean is that really the reason you came down here
16:38oh i know what you're implying
16:39admit it you're falling for me again
16:40you're right
16:41you're right it's the low income tax bracket
16:42the bad v-neck t-shirts the awful jokes
16:44i don't know why your wife left you
16:46well she's got better taste than you
16:48thanks
16:49i mean come on
16:50why else have i seen you more in the last two days than in the last fifteen years
16:53an unfortunate twist of fate
16:54well fate nonetheless
16:55unless
16:56you uh...
16:57are you seeing someone?
16:58no not really
17:00uh huh
17:01not serious
17:02or he's married
17:04that is your time
17:05that's enough rufus
17:06what's his name
17:07i've read about him in forbes or rolling stone
17:13well whoever he is i'm sure he can't keep up with you
17:14well i'm gonna take that as a compliment
17:16but i'm serious i'm worried about serena
17:18i don't need some new boy influencing or distracting her from her needs
17:21well no offense though but i'm guessing a kid like dan is exactly what serena needs
17:41so uh...
17:43what do you need to talk to serena about?
17:45nothing
17:46nothing
17:47just in the neighborhood
17:50you?
17:51uh...
17:53i'm nowhere near the neighborhood but i'm working on a better excuse
17:57what do you guys like?
17:59no uh...
18:01i...
18:02i don't know
18:03yeah well that's serena
18:05with her you'll never know
18:08daniel
18:10there you are
18:11what are you doing?
18:12nothing
18:13what are you doing here?
18:14what is this uh...
18:15your hotel?
18:16actually it is
18:17yeah so unless you have a reason to be here i'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash
18:19trash?
18:20look man i live in brookwin
18:21alright not the ozarks
18:22no offense to the ozarks
18:23but don't you think we're taking this class warfare thing a little bit too far?
18:24yeah we'll start
18:25okay man let's just go
18:26tell me you're sticking up to serena's new bitch
18:27if anyone's got a reason to kick his ass it's you
18:28it's not warfare
18:29i'm not here
18:30not here
18:31this isn't over
18:32hey anytime man that one black eye looks a little lonely
18:33come on
19:00wow
19:05blair it's
19:07it's beautiful
19:08i mean
19:09you look
19:11beautiful
19:13it's average
19:15the color is last season
19:16besides stella mccartney is a much better version of burgdorffs
19:19right
19:20i've
19:21i've been meaning to go by burgdorffs
19:23wow these dolls are great
19:28oh my god you have cabbage patch
19:30my brother used to have one of these his name was cedric
19:32your brother's name is cedric?
19:34oh no that was his cabbage patch kid
19:36my brother's name's dan
19:37actually you might know him
19:39he um he went out with serena last night
19:42that's your brother?
19:46so does that mean your friend's with serena now?
19:48i mean i don't have a problem with her
19:51but if someone did have a problem with her i wouldn't have a problem with that either
20:00you know
20:02if you like that dress
20:04you can have it
20:06what? no no
20:08i'm sure you'll find some way to repay me
20:10oh blair thank you
20:15i mean for the dress and
20:17for the other thing
20:19about uh... about chuck
20:22if you want to be part of this world jenny
20:25people will talk
20:27eventually
20:28you need to decide if all this
20:31is worth it
20:33i'm an honest guy
20:44i've got no reason to lie
20:52dan
20:53hey
20:54i was in the neighborhood
20:56uh... give or take some of the glass
20:58um... i just wanted to tell you in person
21:04that uh... the end of last night
21:07may not have been my finest hour
21:09it was a uh... a wave
21:12i i saw that
21:14yeah
21:15yeah and since then
21:16i've just been wondering uh...
21:22are you hungry?
21:24yes
21:26yes
21:27actually
21:28i've had the worst morning
21:29wait
21:30do you wanna talk?
21:31and eat
21:32not necessarily in that order
21:33yes i would love to do both
21:34but food first
21:35because i'm a star
21:36great just in time for brunch
21:37mom
21:39miss vadawison?
21:40dan
21:41still here
21:42look mom i really don't think it's a good idea for me to go to that brunch
21:45you promise
21:46yeah but there was
21:48before i knew dan was hungry too
21:50i can't look for a star
21:54he would be inhumane
21:55he's not invited
21:56yeah that's why i'm going with him
21:58because i can't go with her
22:00and we had plans to go to brunch together today
22:04we had those plans
22:06serena
22:07your home
22:08living under my roof
22:09my rules
22:10what is it gonna take to get you dressed
22:12and through that door
22:13you know what maybe this was a bad idea
22:27you gotta be kidding
22:28yeah this was definitely a bad idea
22:42this should be fun
22:44looks like chuck and blair showed up with quite an appetite
22:48an appetite
22:49for destruction that is
22:51tell me baby
22:53tell me baby
22:54hey dad
22:55how's the new song going?
23:07i think i need more coffee
23:09whatever works
23:11where'd you get the dress?
23:12oh it was a thank you gift
23:14from blair for doing the party invitations
23:16oh it looks like a very expensive thank you gift
23:18that
23:19she has a closet the size of this apartment just full of them
23:21so your mom designed it
23:22and her mom is very talented
23:23but the dress you made for yourself is much nicer
23:25which is why you don't wear dresses
23:27one of a couple reasons
23:28hey you think the farmer's market is still open?
23:30yeah why you wanna go?
23:32yeah
23:33i thought you were getting too old to go places with your dad
23:35well you used to be cool
23:36and the 90's are having a comeback
23:38you have no idea how much that hurts
23:44well i can't say much for his child veering skills
23:47but bart bass knows brunch
24:00i uh... i need to use the ladies home
24:03uh... you think you'll be okay by yourself at home?
24:05yeah
24:06come on
24:07me and uh... some beluga caviar
24:09can't get enough of this stuff
24:10okay
24:11yeah
24:12thanks
24:13thank you
24:14how's it going?
24:16no
24:17no okay
24:18yeah just uh... go ahead and do your thing
24:29charles
24:31would you excuse me
24:32would you excuse me?
24:33father
24:34the uh... the invitation said black tie not black eye
24:38are you okay?
24:39i mean if you're in some kind of trouble
24:44only of my own making
24:46why do you think i do all this?
24:49huh?
24:50this party is for you
24:52okay so you can meet people
24:54you know become a part of something
24:56make some kind of change
24:57make some kind of change
24:58really?
24:59i thought it was another excuse for an open bar
25:01and uh...
25:02rehiring with a million new statues
25:07do me a favor will you?
25:09lose the swatch
25:10it's barely there
25:11it's barely there
25:19serena i really need to talk to you
25:20actually i need to talk to you
25:21which means you can listen
25:22nate you told blair what were you thinking?
25:24look i want to explain
25:25sorry
25:29we can't talk here
25:30what where blair might see us?
25:31meet me and chuck sweet
25:32meet me and chuck sweet
25:33i'm not sneaking around with you
25:35please
25:36just to talk
25:41ten minutes
25:42i'll meet you up there
25:45you look beautiful as always
25:47where's your lovely mother today?
25:49paris
25:50must be some drama at the atelier
25:52nothing too dramatic
25:53i hope her line is doing very well
25:55i was just telling my firm
25:56what a great investment she's made
25:57she's really going places
26:00hopefully places far far away
26:02just kidding
26:04hey
26:05can we get you a refill?
26:06i'll be right back
26:07i'll go with you
26:08excuse us
26:11Blair seems happy
26:12looks like uh
26:13you're taking care of business
26:14as discussed
26:16dad not everything in life is a business deal
26:18come talk to me in 30 years
26:19i want to introduce you to timothy good
26:21his firm has got some really interesting summer internships
26:32i can't believe serena came to this brunch
26:35i told her to stay away
26:38you worried about nate?
26:42just a shot in the dark
26:44i think you know what you need to do to get his attention
26:47and what's that?
26:49the key to my sweet nate's heart and your future happiness
26:51i'm honored to be playing you a small role in your day flower
26:54you're disgusting
26:55yes i am
26:56so why be shy
26:57just grab nate and finish this
26:58report back with details
26:59nice to meet you
27:00nice to meet you
27:02what are you doing right now?
27:03uh... watch
27:04how about me?
27:05um...
27:06aren't you a better offer?
27:07no, of course not
27:08yeah?
27:09uh... now?
27:10now?
27:11now?
27:12now?
27:13now?
27:14uh...
27:16now?
27:17now?
27:18now?
27:19now
27:20where are we going?
27:21i got us the best you can go to place
27:26wait this is chucks
27:27wait
27:29serena?
27:30Where are we going?
27:33I got a Sebastian in the whole place.
27:39Wait, this is Chuck's.
27:40Wait.
27:42Serena?
27:44Where?
27:45Spotted N and B hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel.
27:50Only to find S already waiting.
27:52Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a three-way?
27:56Or D-Day?
27:57What is she doing here?
28:01I was meeting Nate.
28:02Just to talk, I swear.
28:04You said you'd never speak to her again.
28:05You said that? Why would you say that?
28:07Because you can't be trusted.
28:08It's not Serena's fault.
28:09Do not defend her.
28:10I asked her to come.
28:11Oh, so you do want to talk to her?
28:13Yes, to explain why I'm not talking to her.
28:17Maybe I'll leave you two to finish that fascinating conversation.
28:20Oh, no, no. I'll go.
28:21Let you guys get back to her quickie.
28:23It wasn't a quickie.
28:24Sex is actually kind of a big deal to some of us.
28:26Oh, yeah. I can see that. Chuck's bed. Very romantic. Classy, too.
28:33Like you.
28:35I'll bet your new friend Dan would love to hear all about how classy you are.
28:38Dan.
28:40But you really think she would tell him?
28:42It's Blair.
28:43I can't believe you told her.
28:45You just expected me to keep it a secret.
28:47Yes, Nate.
28:48There's nothing wrong with keeping a secret if the truth is going to hurt someone.
28:51That's a hell of a way to look at things.
28:52Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize all of a sudden you're the most honest guy on the planet.
28:59Well, it just seems to me that you're the one that doesn't want to be seen together in public.
29:02I do want to be seen together. I just don't want to see you with anyone else.
29:06Tell your harem of shopgirls and models that you're seeing someone.
29:09I am, but those conversations take a little time.
29:12Well, they've got nothing but time, Bart. They're 25.
29:17Excuse me.
29:22Dan, wait.
29:23Look, I really don't appreciate your lurking in the shadows eavesdropping on my private conversation.
29:28What? No, no, I wasn't. I was looking for Serena.
29:30Well, I don't see her. Do you?
29:32No, which is why I was looking.
29:34I don't know what you're doing here or what you think you heard.
29:38Nothing. I heard nothing.
29:39But Serena doesn't know.
29:43And neither do I.
29:44Okay, so now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back inside,
29:47not tell anyone a thing, and mind my own business.
30:04Dan.
30:06Hi.
30:07I'm Blair Waldorf, Serena's friend.
30:08Hey, yeah, uh, do you happen to know where she is?
30:11As a matter of fact, I don't know.
30:12Where?
30:13Serena, there you are. Uh, where were you?
30:15She was waiting in a hotel room for my boyfriend.
30:18To talk.
30:18About why we weren't talking.
30:19That doesn't sound any smarter the second time.
30:21Why weren't you talking?
30:24Does this have anything to do with why you were waiting for Serena this morning?
30:26You were what?
30:26Here I thought you were waiting for me.
30:29Oh, exactly what the situation needs.
30:31Chuck.
30:32Now, what is going on here?
30:33We were just getting to pass.
30:34Blair, please don't do this.
30:36Sorry.
30:37Did you want to tell him?
30:40I'll tell him.
30:41You know?
30:41I don't ever think.
30:42And apparently I know nothing.
30:43Look, Dan, it was a long time ago, and I regret it.
30:48Look, Serena, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl.
30:51So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend, and I kind of admire you for it.
30:58Is that true?
31:02Well, then she ran away.
31:05And lied about it.
31:06I just thought you should know, before you fall head over heels for your perfect girl
31:14and her perfect world, and then get left all alone with no one but your Cabbage Patch
31:18kid.
31:18Cabbage Patch?
31:19Did you talk to my sister?
31:20Ah, yes, little Jenny.
31:22I do believe she and I have some unfinished business.
31:29You stay away from her.
31:30Poor Daniel.
31:31So little time, so many sluts to defend.
31:36It's fine, it's fine.
31:47Everyone can stop looking.
31:49He's a jerk.
31:52But it's my fault, and I'm leaving.
31:54I'll go with you.
31:55Actually, I'd prefer if you didn't.
32:00Hope you're happy.
32:02Not even close.
32:06It looks like it's just you and me.
32:17Apparently, my room's available.
32:20Some might call this a foster clerk, but on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon.
32:28Dan!
32:29Dan, wait, I'm so sorry.
32:30There's no need to be.
32:32Really, I shouldn't have come here today.
32:33I made a mistake.
32:33No, you didn't.
32:34Look, I'm sorry about Blair and Chuck.
32:36It's not about Blair or Chuck.
32:38I mean, it is, but it's not just them.
32:39No, I know.
32:40Trust me, I know.
32:41This world, it's crazy.
32:43Yeah, it is.
32:45And you're a part of it.
32:47But you didn't know that?
32:51I don't know.
32:52I thought you were different.
32:52Well, I'm sorry I'm not who you thought I was.
32:59But what's happened is in the past.
33:02You know, and all I can do is try to change.
33:07But if you can't accept that, then you...
33:09No, you're not who I thought you were.
33:11Well, I guess we both made mistakes.
33:19Hey, Jen said you went looking for Serena. Did you find her?
33:45Yeah, I found her. And then I lost her.
33:51Oh, it's fine. It's fine, really. It's all for the best. Serena and her friends and her family, her whole world. Turns out it wasn't for me.
34:08Wait, Dan, what happened?
34:10Did you tell Blair Waldorf about Cedric?
34:13I... It may have come up.
34:19You can't trust these people, Jen. Don't tell them anything.
34:24Who's the nice flowers?
34:27They're hydrangeas.
34:30Look, Blair Waldorf. You try to forgive me and move on. But we end it.
34:40The faces all around me, they don't smile, they just cry.
34:50Waiting for our ship to come, but our ship's not coming back.
35:07Well, Serena's mystery man is a mystery no longer. His name is... Oh, who cares? Now that he and S are over, so are his 15 minutes.
35:18But his sister Jenny was spotted with a new dress, gifted from Blair herself. Everyone knows an Eleanor original is the uniform of B's private army. But will Jay be a loyal soldier? Or will she side with S's rebel forces? And as for S herself, we hear that she left today's brunch with no friends, no boy, and nowhere left to run.
35:40So give me something to believe, cause I am living just to believe. And I need something more to keep on breathing for. So give me something to believe.
36:02It looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider. It's your move, Serena. And you know who'll be watching. Gossip Girl.
36:23I feel that I am just nothing. Now that's just what I've become. What am I waiting for? It's already done. Oh, so give me something to believe. Cause I am living just to believe.