Boss Walks Around Office With No Pants

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00:00Oh! Oh!

00:02Oh!

00:04Oh!

00:06Oh!

00:08Great!

00:10How do I dry this?

00:12Oh!

00:30Oh!

00:52Who's coming at this hour?

00:54Oh!

00:58Lazy corporate drones didn't turn off the light.

01:04And I bet our dumb boss

01:06works late.

01:12I'm so witty.

01:14I wear a ridiculous orange tie

01:16and crackling jokes every day.

01:18But I'm his dumb secretary.

01:20I always laugh at my boss' jokes

01:22so that he doesn't suspect me

01:24stealing money from this safe.

01:26And you, HR,

01:28you are the only decent employee around here.

01:30You always raise my pay.

01:32Because I'm sleeping with you.

01:34Yeah.

01:36Oh!

01:38Oh!

01:40Oh!

01:42Oh!

01:44Oh!

01:46Oh!

01:47Oh!

01:51Who's there?

01:53Hey!

01:55Come out or you'll regret about it.

02:03Do you hear me?

02:05It's...

02:09Me.

02:11Mr. Fletcher?

02:13What are you doing here?

02:15I'm listening to your confessions.

02:19So...

02:21You think I'm dumb.

02:23The secretary was stealing.

02:25And you slept with HR for a race.

02:29And you are wandering in the office in Spongebob underwear.

02:35Well, it's not what it looks like.

02:39My pants are in the microwave.

02:45Then, it's even worse than I thought.

02:51What?

02:53So, um...

02:55What shall we do in this awkward situation?

02:59How about, um...

03:01You...

03:02Don't see me.

03:03And I...

03:05Don't see you.

03:07Deal?

03:09Uh...

03:11You'd better...

03:13Lose the toy.

03:15Yep.

03:17Noted.

03:18Uh...

03:19Hmm?

03:20Hmm?

03:21Oh!

03:23Oh!

03:24Oh!

03:25Oh!

03:26Oh!

03:27Oh!

03:28Oh!

03:29Oh!

03:30Oh!

03:31Oh!

03:32Oh!

03:33Oh!

03:34Oh!

03:35Oh!

03:36Ah!

03:37Ah!

03:38Oh!

03:39Oh!

03:40Ah!

03:41Ah!

03:42Ah!

03:43Okay, let's be honest.

03:44You came for speed dating.

03:46Yeah.

03:47Look.

03:48What matters here is HOW you speak.

03:52People communicate here.

03:53And if it takes you, like, a day to just say your name, you really have no business before.

04:00But...

04:01But that, that, that, that, that, that is a discrimination.

04:07For the last time, we are out of seats.

04:10But, hey, what?

04:14Louise Brown.

04:16Oh, yeah.

04:17Please.

04:18Please.

04:19Hey, but.

04:21Nice evening.

04:23Yeah.

04:23Yeah, I can't.

04:24Nice evening.

04:25I want to complain about your plane.

04:31Pa, pa, pa, Patricia.

04:35Yeah.

04:36Excuse me.

04:37Right.

04:37Hey.

04:38Who you were talking to?

04:41I'll call the hotline.

04:44I just wanted to leave nicely.

04:46Okay.

04:48Okay.

04:49But remember, you and people like you don't belong in here.

05:03That is hard for me to decide.

05:24Aren't you forgetting something?

05:41Have a pleasant evening.

05:46So, the rules are pretty simple.

05:59You take your seats at the sign of the bell.

06:02And you're going to have two minutes to chat.

06:06After each chat, you write down the person's name and put a plus or a minus next to it.

06:17A match is your ticket to keep the party going.

06:21And remember, you're not in an interview.

06:24You're on a date.

06:26So, let's get started.

06:29Ladies.

06:36Hey.

06:40What's your name?

06:42Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.

06:44Of course, the first.

06:50Ciao.

06:51You might think, what's a pretty girl like you doing here?

07:09You wouldn't believe it.

07:10My cousin, Anika, used to date with that guy, Mikey.

07:13But he's come to her for money and said it was his twin brother's fault.

07:17Classic.

07:18And then she came here to the party and there he was, Raphael.

07:21Handsome, like in a Brazilian TV series.

07:25You're not handsome.

07:26Don't think I care about luck or money.

07:30Although, of course, it's important.

07:32I'm Barbara, by the way.

07:34Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.

07:36Oh, Christopher.

07:45Hey.

07:48Oh, Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.

07:50Oh, Christopher.

07:53Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.

07:54Oh, Christopher.

07:55Hey.

07:56Whoa.

07:56Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.

07:59Oh, Christopher.

08:02Oh.

08:04Oh.

08:04You can put a minus right away.

08:22Hey, guys, stutter.

08:23And I have a son.

08:39Simon.

08:41Oh.

08:42Looks like I can compete with you in the number of minuses.

08:47Yeah.

08:48Yeah.

08:49Don't ask them.

08:50Cog, Cog, Cog, Cog.

08:53Oh, Christopher Roberts.

08:57So, well, what do you do, Donna Stone?

09:02Okay, well, I'm a soccer coach.

09:05Oh.

09:06Oh, really?

09:07What?

09:09You don't believe a girl can play professional soccer?

09:11No, no, no.

09:15Of course.

09:17That's not what I meant.

09:20Relax.

09:21I'm not the sexism police.

09:23That's the case.

09:32I want to make a confession.

09:37Okay.

09:38I'm that kind of a rabbit fan who swears on TV all the time.

09:48Very embarrassing.

09:50It's okay.

09:51I will tell you a secret.

09:55Yeah.

09:56So am I.

10:03So.

10:04I, uh.

10:05What do you do for a living, Christopher?

10:08I, uh.

10:08It looks like I have to go.

10:22Yeah.

10:27Oh.

10:27Donna.

10:37Donna.

10:38Um.

10:39Uh.

10:40Uh.

10:42Uh.

10:42Those.

10:43Two.

10:43Two minutes were.

10:44Uh.

10:45Uh.

10:45Best of tonight.

10:48Yeah.

10:49Thank you, too.

10:54Hello.

10:55My name is Tino.

10:55Hi.

11:00Hey.

11:03Oh.

11:04Hi.

11:06Yeah.

11:08Really?

11:09Oh, yeah.

11:10And you didn't go to the prom.

11:12Oh, oh.

11:13Oh, no.

11:14Oh, all the way.

11:15I, I, I did have a date.

11:18Oh.

11:18Yeah.

11:19With who?

11:20My mom.

11:20Oh, no.

11:22Oh, no.

11:24Yeah.

11:24Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

11:26You.

11:28Wanted to go so badly.

11:30She even ran a limo.

11:33Yeah.

11:36I hope my son invites me to his prom.

11:39Uh.

11:40Yeah.

11:41I will be one of those moms.

11:44You know, in the Porsche.

11:46With the hidden bottle of wine.

11:48Oh, no.

11:50Oh, yeah.

11:50No.

11:51Yeah.

11:53I, I, I, wish we'd gone to the same school.

12:03I'm, I'm sure you need one in my heart.

12:09I, I, no, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm serious.

12:17Yeah.

12:17This is probably going to sound silly, but I've always wanted to be in a love for life.

12:28Do you believe in love?

12:31Yeah, yes.

12:32I, I even feel it.

12:34I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm sorry.

12:50I've seen you for the first time.

12:53I, I assure you, that, that, that, that's, that's a mistake.

12:57So all the night was just mistaken.

12:59That's why you didn't call me back.

13:01Sir, you have to leave the party.

13:06This is not a place for scandals like this.

13:08And like I said, you don't belong here.

13:12I, I, I, I don't understand.

13:14It's better to just.

13:15But I don't know.

13:17When we met, I went out to the bathroom and saw quite an unusual scene.

13:22Give me motion.

13:23Like, more motion, more motion.

13:27Like, you are angry, you are very angry at this.

13:29Okay, look, we have to put this Christopher to shame.

13:35Do you want us to get a bunch of angry reviews?

13:38No, no, no, otherwise we'll lose jobs.

13:42Okay, okay, you can slip, slip, slip.

13:44Okay, okay, okay.

13:46Okay, no, what do you do?

13:48Okay, out.

13:50I know what's going on in here.

13:54Discrimination.

13:55I, I, I, I can't, cannot believe it.

13:58Come on.

13:59I, I, I, I am as normal as you are.

14:06And I deserve respect, love, and relationship.

14:12Yeah, it matters what you say, how you say it.

14:16And it's better to express love slowly than to spew it, hey, quickly.

14:22Do you think that you will scare me with your small nonsense talks about rights of stupid creeps like you?

14:36Chris.

14:37People like you shouldn't come to parties like this.

14:41People like you shouldn't go out at all.

14:44No.

14:45Produce equally inferior offsprings.

14:48So, good riddance.

14:52Oh-ho.

14:53I, I, I call the hotline.

14:57I guess you, director, have something to say.

15:03Please.

15:06Abbott.

15:07Sir?

15:11Uh, no, that's not what you, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a mistake.

15:19Ah, I hear a stuttering.

15:22No, no, no, no, well, well, maybe what I'm nervous.

15:27Oh, now it all makes sense.

15:32You, you, you hate stuttering because you, you, you cannot accept it in yourself.

15:36Yeah.

15:37Yeah.

15:37But, trust me, the, the, the, the, abusive, it's not part of your personality, it's far worse.

15:44People who stutter are as good as any, anyone else.

15:48Far happy.

15:50More successful than people who are rodent souls.

15:53Donna, hi, hi, I, I suggest you to, to, to continue our day to head my restaurant.

16:04At your restaurant?

16:06Yeah.

16:07Uh, uh, people who, who stutter can also be millionaires.

16:13Okay.

16:14Oh, loser.

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