The New 3 Stooges S01E30 Three Jacks and a Beanstalk.ia

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Get ready for eye pokes, pratfalls, and pie-in-the-face perfection with The New 3 Stooges: Animated Mayhem Returns — the slapstick cartoon revival of comedy’s most legendary trio! Moe, Larry, and Curly are back in full animated form, bumbling their way through wild jobs, wacky inventions, and chaotic get-rich-quick schemes that never quite go right (or legal). Bursting with classic Stooge energy and modern cartoon punch, each episode is packed with over-the-top gags, sound effects, and good old-fashioned stupidity. Whether they're fixing a robot, building a rocket, or just trying to make a sandwich, you know it’s going to end with a crash, a yell, and someone getting clobbered. 🛠️🤕🍰 #TheNew3Stooges #StoogeToons #CartoonComedy #SlapstickLegends #AnimatedStooges #ClassicToonChaos #WhoopWhoopWhoop #NyukNyukNyuk #MoeLarryCurly #ToonThrowback #90sCartoonVibes #ComedyIcons #WackyCartoonEnergy #CartoonLaughs

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00:00For the last time, take that pan off the stove.

00:16I'm hungry.

00:18You wouldn't be if you stopped thinking about it.

00:20Just say to yourself, I'm not hungry.

00:22I'm not hungry.

00:24What's the matter?

00:25You know what a liar I am.

00:27Knock it off, you lame brain.

00:30It's Curly with the pig.

00:32Hey, anybody home?

00:34Where's the pig?

00:36I didn't exactly get a pig.

00:38I don't care what you say.

00:39It means we don't eat.

00:40Look, magic beans.

00:42Beans?

00:43You traded our worthless cow for beans?

00:49All right, you meathead.

00:51Off to bed without dinner.

00:52And you're lucky we don't clobber you.

01:00Hey, Moe.

01:11Yeah, what?

01:12Go to sleep.

01:14Did you ever hear that song about Cabin in the Sky?

01:16Yeah, yeah, sure.

01:17Go to sleep.

01:19Cabin in the Sky?

01:21Oh, boy.

01:23What?

01:23See?

01:25I told you those beans were magic.

01:35Come on, you meatheads.

01:37You're dawdling.

01:38Wow, some castle.

01:43Come on.

01:44Ho, ho, ho, ho.

01:47Since they were your beans, you have the privilege of going in first.

01:51I'm not selfish.

01:52You go first.

01:53Go on.

01:55Ho, ho, ho.

01:56Now, my little chickadee, lay me another golden egg.

02:01Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

02:03Oh, look at that.

02:04Real gold.

02:05And now, I'm going to take a little snoop.

02:08Ho, hoing all day makes me tired.

02:11He's tired.

02:13Help me.

02:14Save me.

02:15Why, you, mice.

02:16Come back here with my chickadee.

02:21Faster, boys.

02:22He's gaining on us.

02:23Stop, mice.

02:24Come back with my chickadee.

02:31Timber!

02:35Well, you knucklehead, you did it.

02:37You made us rich.

02:39I got news for you, boys.

02:40Those eggs were just painted gold.

02:42I drank a pint of gold paint every day.

02:45What?

02:46Why, you twiddly dumb.

02:48You lost our cow, our house, and now we get nothing.

02:51Ow!

02:52And now, my tender little chickadee.

02:54Wait, you knothead.

02:56There is one thing I can do very well.

02:59Lay eggs by the dozen.

03:00In cartons.

03:01How many dozen a day?

03:03Well, let me see.

03:04About 30 dozen a day at last count.

03:07Wow, we're in business.

03:08Wait, you selfish baboon.

03:11Not one egg until you're nice to the fat one.

03:13Come on in, curly old buddy.

03:15Anything else I can do for you, your majesty?

03:17Yeah.

03:18Feed me.

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