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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth, you set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:21You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding, Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher?
00:00:30You're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've got to go.
00:00:37They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56What was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:00:58We done here?
00:01:01Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:07Yes!
00:01:08Yes!
00:01:09Yes!
00:01:09No!
00:01:10Oh!
00:01:11Oh!
00:01:12Oh!
00:01:12Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:17You were the best.
00:01:19You were amazing.
00:01:20Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:23What's your name again?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:24Lonnie?
00:01:26Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:33What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:39I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:41What?
00:01:42This isn't working out.
00:01:44Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:49What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:52I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:54This isn't working out.
00:01:55But...
00:01:55But...
00:01:56Take care, Monique.
00:02:05What am I doing?
00:02:14So, I tell him.
00:02:17Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:19That's an okra.
00:02:21Like, seriously?
00:02:23So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:26I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:31How about you and I...
00:02:33Um, you're...
00:02:34Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:36Be right back.
00:02:40So, I was thinking...
00:02:42How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:46Sorry.
00:02:47I'll be right back.
00:02:56Oh, damn it.
00:03:03Shit.
00:03:04I'm so sorry.
00:03:07Oh, my God.
00:03:08Oh, my God.
00:03:09Asher?
00:03:10Oh, yeah.
00:03:10What are you doing?
00:03:11Oh, you're chowing my sorrows, you?
00:03:14Hey.
00:03:15Do you want me to grab a drink?
00:03:17Sure.
00:03:18It looks fun.
00:03:23How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:26Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:29We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:31Pinky spray?
00:03:33Pinky spray.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:40We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:42Pinky spray?
00:03:44Pinky spray.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:47Stop doing that.
00:03:56Oh, what about work?
00:03:58I actually just started a new job.
00:04:00I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:01Small world.
00:04:02You're our biggest client.
00:04:03Mm.
00:04:05No way.
00:04:06Wait, what do you do?
00:04:07I work at a software development startup.
00:04:12Hey.
00:04:13That's cool.
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23What about your love life?
00:04:25Oh, my God.
00:04:27Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:29A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:33Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:40Stop it.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43Hey, we're friends.
00:04:44Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:49Sex ruins everything.
00:04:52Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53What?
00:04:54Come on.
00:04:54You're welcome.
00:05:18I'm going to show you all this.
00:05:20I'm going to show you.
00:05:21I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:46I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:51I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:53I have that effect on women.
00:06:00I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:02Thanks.
00:06:04I think.
00:06:07Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:14Friends forever?
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:21Friends forever.
00:06:23I'm sorry.
00:06:25No.
00:06:26No.
00:06:27No.
00:06:28No.
00:06:30No.
00:06:31Oh, my God.
00:07:01Oh, my God.
00:07:31Oh, my God.
00:07:38Let's do that again.
00:07:40Oh, my God.
00:07:51What are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:16Why?
00:08:17Why?
00:08:18Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fox.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:26But still.
00:08:27Sex without strings.
00:08:34You do you, I do me.
00:08:36And we do each other.
00:08:38Interesting.
00:08:39Okay.
00:08:40Sold.
00:08:41And benefits.
00:08:45Ahem.
00:08:46Ahem.
00:08:47Ahem.
00:08:48Ahem.
00:08:49Ahem.
00:08:50Ahem.
00:08:51And I'll need the marketing room.
00:08:52Yes.
00:08:53It's sold.
00:08:54Funds of benefits.
00:08:55I will be sold.
00:09:06funds of benefits.
00:09:12Ahem.
00:09:19And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:29Hello, ladies.
00:09:31Asher?
00:09:35You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:42He's one of my best friends.
00:09:43What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:47Wait, what?
00:09:48Daddy owns the company.
00:09:50I know.
00:09:51I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:54Clearly.
00:09:56Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later.
00:10:00You too.
00:10:05Oh, what a man.
00:10:07What's this?
00:10:18What's this?
00:10:28Article 1.
00:10:29Nobody knows.
00:10:31It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:32Good point.
00:10:37At a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:40Article 3.
00:10:42Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:44Agreed.
00:10:46Article 4.
00:10:47Article 5.
00:10:55Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:02I don't like that one.
00:11:03It gets too complicated, otherwise.
00:11:08Fine.
00:11:11And finally.
00:11:16Friends first.
00:11:18Friends first.
00:11:20Friends first.
00:11:20Let's see.
00:11:21Let's see.
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00:12:19No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:28And I think you're insane.
00:12:29No, you do, too.
00:12:32Stop it.
00:12:38Will you go out with me?
00:12:40What?
00:12:41On a date.
00:12:43Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:46A real one.
00:12:48No.
00:12:49I mean, no, the contract.
00:12:58Forget the contract.
00:13:00No, friends first.
00:13:01Remember?
00:13:03Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:10Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:23Friends first?
00:13:25Friends first?
00:13:35Friends first.
00:13:36So, see you at seven tonight?
00:13:48Yes, you will.
00:13:48He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:06Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:07I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:09On Asher?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12He asked you out?
00:14:14Yes.
00:14:15On a date?
00:14:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:17Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:19Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:20You can give me some tips.
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:24Um.
00:14:26Yeah, okay.
00:14:27I gotta go.
00:14:28Getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:30I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:34Bye.
00:14:35Where was he born?
00:14:45Philadelphia.
00:14:47Philadelphia.
00:14:48Uh, favorite food?
00:14:51Um.
00:14:54He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:14:56Mmm.
00:14:57Hot fudge sundae.
00:14:59I like your pen.
00:15:01I've never seen that color before.
00:15:02Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:04It's my favorite color.
00:15:05Heliotrope purple.
00:15:07Cool.
00:15:08What about sports?
00:15:11Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:13On your date.
00:15:15I can't do that.
00:15:16If I'm gonna marry this man,
00:15:17he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:21Marry?
00:15:22You got a problem with that?
00:15:29Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:33Me and Asher?
00:15:34Me and Asher?
00:15:35I'm just-
00:15:36No.
00:15:37No, no, no.
00:15:38Never.
00:15:38Please.
00:15:39No.
00:15:40No, no, no.
00:15:40Never.
00:15:41Please.
00:15:42We're-
00:15:42We're friends.
00:15:44We're best friends.
00:15:46Good.
00:15:47By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:49Where'd you get it?
00:15:50Oh, Mason's on third.
00:15:52Super cute.
00:15:53Okay, let's carry on.
00:15:55Uh, siblings?
00:16:00And being an only child.
00:16:03I was an only child as well.
00:16:04Really?
00:16:05Cool.
00:16:07Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:08my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:10I was born in Philly.
00:16:13Shut up.
00:16:14It's my favorite city.
00:16:16Where was the school?
00:16:19Um, I...
00:16:20I...
00:16:21Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:25Mm-hmm.
00:16:29How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:35I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:46I had a wonderful time.
00:16:49I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:55Good night.
00:16:58Oh, my.
00:17:00Okay, thank you.
00:17:04What is that?
00:17:06I should really head out.
00:17:10Uh, take care.
00:17:11Why don't you come up?
00:17:14And I will fuck you.
00:17:16It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:18Oh, my God.
00:17:19Oh.
00:17:21Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:24Why?
00:17:25Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:30I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:31No, no, it...
00:17:32That's not what I meant.
00:17:33It's just...
00:17:34Sex ruins everything.
00:17:38Let's wait.
00:17:40So it can be perfect.
00:17:43Yeah?
00:17:43Yes.
00:17:47Yes.
00:17:51Okay.
00:17:52Toodles.
00:17:59Beth?
00:18:01It was nice.
00:18:03We have a lot in common.
00:18:04Are you jealous?
00:18:11No.
00:18:15Did you, um...
00:18:16Did you sleep together?
00:18:20No.
00:18:21But not...
00:18:22She's an animal.
00:18:26Oh, God.
00:18:28Stop it.
00:18:30Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:33Yes, you don't.
00:18:35Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:37I want to wait.
00:18:38Just in case she is the one.
00:18:42You never know.
00:18:42I'm never getting married.
00:18:53I'm ready to settle down.
00:18:57Oh.
00:19:00You do you.
00:19:02To each his own.
00:19:04Agreed.
00:19:05Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:06Maybe.
00:19:06Give it back.
00:19:07Give it back.
00:19:08Come on.
00:19:08Mm-mm.
00:19:09It's not fun.
00:19:10Mm.
00:19:11Mm.
00:19:12It's my strawberry.
00:19:13All right.
00:19:17Mm.
00:19:19That was rude.
00:19:38Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:19:57You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:00True love does not exist.
00:20:03You will only get hurt.
00:20:05He is your friend.
00:20:06Don't blow it.
00:20:09Friendship first.
00:20:11Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:17True love does not exist.
00:20:19You will only get hurt.
00:20:21He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:26Friendship first.
00:20:29Leanne Lamont.
00:20:29Hey.
00:20:58Hey.
00:20:59Shit!
00:21:01I'm so sorry.
00:21:03Uh, my bad. My fault.
00:21:05Hang on.
00:21:09You got a tissue?
00:21:14Here, let me.
00:21:15Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:18Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:21Hey, Asher.
00:21:23Eric.
00:21:25Okay, well, see you guys later.
00:21:33Here.
00:21:37Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:40I'm Eric.
00:21:50That was fun.
00:21:52Now, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:21:58Both.
00:21:59Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:02So what?
00:22:04Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:06No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:09Oh, my God.
00:22:11Are you jealous?
00:22:13No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
00:22:15We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:21You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:22Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:24You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:29I can handle myself.
00:22:32Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:33You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:41Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:44arrangement.
00:22:46Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:22:54Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:22:59Maybe I will.
00:23:00I will.
00:23:03Yes.
00:23:12Flubs for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:14That's me.
00:23:15Oh, my God.
00:23:21I'm Eric.
00:23:22What are you doing here?
00:23:31Had a meeting with best dad.
00:23:35Mr. Merrick.
00:23:37Yes.
00:23:42They're nice.
00:23:43listen um i'm really sorry about last night i was out of line no no i was out of line
00:23:55i'm so sorry about the slap oh my god yeah i deserved it
00:24:06friends forever friends forever
00:24:15dinner later sounds awesome
00:24:36someone's on a good move oh it's just i'm just so happy you know leanne i think i like asher a lot
00:24:51i think he could be the one oh i think i'm falling in love you've only just started dating
00:25:00we ever had a connection that's just so deep so immediate that you just know
00:25:08yeah that's us you know he told me he wants us to wait for sex he says he wants to build a strong
00:25:20foundation first i hope you're jealous oh no i don't know i i just want him to be happy
00:25:32by the way i love your lipstick it's so unique what color is it
00:25:37paris pink i love it anyway gotta go toodles
00:25:43why are you so down what's wrong
00:25:54nothing famous last words is it attic
00:26:02of course not how's beth by the way she thinks that you're gonna settle down with her
00:26:10yeah you never know
00:26:12give me your hand i'll tell you what's gonna happen come on okay
00:26:20okay this is your lifeline it's long so you have a nice long life
00:26:29okay this is your headline for wisdom
00:26:34and looks like you have done some stupid things
00:26:40and this is your love line so you've got a rocky beginning over here
00:26:49but you have a long line of love ahead of you
00:26:55you wanna go home and fuck
00:27:18great idea
00:27:20great idea
00:27:20I don't know.
00:27:50I don't know.
00:28:20Do you have a key?
00:28:26I was like it.
00:28:27I don't know.
00:28:28I don't know.
00:28:29I don't know.
00:28:33I don't know.
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00:28:57I don't know.
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00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00Oh, your front door was unlocked.
00:29:02My front door.
00:29:04That's...
00:29:05How could you?
00:29:20Beth!
00:29:21Wait, Beth!
00:29:23Oh, fuck, what have I done?
00:29:27What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:32Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:44Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:46I'm leaving.
00:29:47I'm getting dressed.
00:29:48I'm going.
00:29:49I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:50I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:51You didn't do anything.
00:29:52It was me.
00:29:53I fucked up.
00:29:54You said it wasn't serious.
00:29:56It wasn't.
00:29:57It isn't.
00:29:58It doesn't matter.
00:29:59I fucked up.
00:30:00Whatever it is.
00:30:01It was.
00:30:02I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:06I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:15Yeah.
00:30:21Friends first?
00:30:26Hey, Beth.
00:30:27Go away!
00:30:28I need to talk to you.
00:30:33I'd fire her except daddy said we'd get sued.
00:30:34You on the other hand.
00:30:35I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:30:48No, no, no.
00:30:49It's not what you think, okay?
00:30:50It was a stupid game.
00:30:51Friends with benefits.
00:30:52But it's over now, okay?
00:30:53I promise.
00:30:54Do you love her?
00:30:55Do you love her?
00:30:56Of course not.
00:30:57Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:30:58Really?
00:30:59Hey, I wanna see what happens between us.
00:31:00You and me.
00:31:01Please.
00:31:02Give me another chance.
00:31:03Give me another chance.
00:31:05Okay?
00:31:06It was just a stupid game.
00:31:07It was just a stupid game.
00:31:08Friends with benefits.
00:31:09It's over now, okay?
00:31:10I promise.
00:31:11Do you love her?
00:31:12Of course not.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14She means nothing to me.
00:31:15Really?
00:31:16Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:20Really?
00:31:22Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:25You and me.
00:31:28Please, give me another chance.
00:31:37I suppose.
00:31:41Okay.
00:31:46Leanne, it's me again.
00:31:57Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:31:59I'm so confused.
00:32:01Friends forever, remember?
00:32:08Eric!
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:13I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:17I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:28Asher?
00:32:29Asher, it's me.
00:32:30I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:32What's going on?
00:32:33Are you with Leanne?
00:32:34Call me!
00:32:37Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:32:51I'll leave you alone now.
00:32:53If you ever want to be friends again...
00:32:56I know where to find me.
00:32:58I know where to find me.
00:33:20It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:21Hey, Eric.
00:33:23Um...
00:33:25I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:31Asher?
00:33:32Asher, where are you?
00:33:33Why won't you call me back?
00:33:35I know you're with her.
00:33:36You lied to me!
00:33:38Okay.
00:33:39Miss you.
00:33:40Call me.
00:33:41Bye.
00:33:42Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:33:52Um...
00:33:53Listen.
00:33:54I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but...
00:33:58Maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:02I'll call you when I can.
00:34:12Hey, hey, hey.
00:34:13Babe.
00:34:14Slow down.
00:34:15To love.
00:34:16Wait.
00:34:17Love sucks.
00:34:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:37To love.
00:34:40Wait.
00:34:43Love sucks.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:48I think we've had enough.
00:34:52How about we head back to my face?
00:34:58Fabulous.
00:35:00Easy.
00:35:02Easy.
00:35:07A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:35:37I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:04Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:07You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:09No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:11Is it Leanne?
00:36:12I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:15You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:18I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:20Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:25It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:28No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:32Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:38I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:45Bye.
00:36:52There you go.
00:36:53Bye.
00:38:26Sorry.
00:38:27I'm trying my best.
00:38:28Hey.
00:38:29Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:31He causes the game.
00:38:33Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:34Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:36She can handle herself.
00:38:38Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:40Everyone!
00:38:41Asher.
00:38:42Look at the loser.
00:38:43It's all embarrassing.
00:38:45Fuckin' prank.
00:38:49Come here.
00:38:53Come on.
00:38:54Come on.
00:39:00Oh.
00:39:00Come here.
00:39:01Come on.
00:39:02Move.
00:39:02Give me it.
00:39:03Come on.
00:40:05Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:08I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:11We only just got back together.
00:40:14Beth, we were never together.
00:40:17I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:20You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:23Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:27I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:29You're fired.
00:40:32You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:37I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:39You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:42Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:46And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:40:49See ya.
00:40:53See ya.
00:40:53See ya.
00:40:55Ahhh!
00:41:09Ch-
00:41:18...ah-hah-ahandged!
00:42:55Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:00XO, XO.
00:43:05When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:10I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:14Then how do you explain these tips?
00:43:16I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:19You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:24I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:28I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:31Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:33You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:36Leigh-Anne.
00:43:40I am not a cheater.
00:43:42I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:43:52I do.
00:43:53Kate.
00:43:57Kate.
00:43:57You're my lover.
00:44:11You're my shrink.
00:44:15I can't believe you.
00:44:17You're not.
00:44:18You're my lover.
00:44:19It's yourygast.
00:44:20You're my lover.
00:44:20You
00:44:45Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert or both thoughts
00:44:50Please don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding
00:45:05I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids thoughts a string quartet instead of a jazz trio thoughts
00:45:13They say he's the photographer to the stars
00:45:19Thoughts?
00:45:39You get along because it turns out that they both have the same
00:45:41That they both have the same
00:45:45Oh my god
00:45:47You
00:46:02Hello
00:46:06Did you uh get my messages?
00:46:08You're gonna love the photographer who's awesome
00:46:10I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman
00:46:14Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:15Sure
00:46:16Thanks
00:46:17You have got to end this friendship once and for all
00:46:24Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:49You are gone, Leanne Lamar.
00:46:51Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again, ever.
00:47:03Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:07Effective now.
00:47:09Wait, what?
00:47:12Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:17Who's the source?
00:47:21Oh, my God.
00:47:24Why would she do this?
00:47:26Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:29No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:31You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:37But you never speak to me again.
00:47:42So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:43Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:47It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:49It's already in the trades.
00:47:52You're toxic, Asha.
00:47:54Nobody will touch you.
00:47:56So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:47:58Asha?
00:47:59You bitch.
00:48:00What?
00:48:01You jealous bitch.
00:48:02What are you doing?
00:48:03I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:04So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:05Honey?
00:48:06What are you talking about?
00:48:07I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:08All job well done.
00:48:09Ok let's just figure this out.
00:48:10Stay away from me.
00:48:11Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:12We are not friends.
00:48:13Let's figure it out.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17What are you trying to figure this out?
00:48:18Stay away from me.
00:48:23You're one of my best friends.
00:48:25We are not friends.
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:27Let's just figure it out.
00:48:29Just a while.
00:48:31I'm sorry.
00:48:32I'm sorry, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:38Okay, we are nothing
00:48:41Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me
00:48:51You are dead to me
00:49:07I
00:51:37Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:51:57I didn't write this.
00:52:04Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:06It was Beth.
00:52:14Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:15It was Beth.
00:52:21She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:24Oh my God.
00:52:25Huntington's had her day.
00:52:27I just don't want him.
00:52:28Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:31Come on, come on.
00:52:31Come on, come on.
00:52:33Come on.
00:52:36Come on.
00:52:41Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:42Beth?
00:52:43Beth?
00:52:56Beth?
00:52:56Oh, yes.
00:53:26I don't know.
00:53:56oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:54:19you set me up you've been trying to break us up you bitch i'd say you're in no position to be
00:54:31making accusations but you're right and i won
00:54:35you stay away from me you're insane
00:54:41i'll scream nobody will hear you
00:54:47can't let you ruin my wedding
00:54:54leanne
00:54:56i'm not gonna ruin your wedding i promise beth okay you and asher or you're a great couple
00:55:08he loves you
00:55:10why don't i just go away
00:55:14i'll move i'll quit my job just please
00:55:20don't hurt me
00:55:23okay
00:55:25i'm sorry leanne
00:55:26but you've gotta go
00:55:31i'm sorry leanne
00:55:38but you've gotta go
00:55:42come on
00:55:43no
00:55:44i can't
00:55:46i can't
00:56:03I don't know.
00:56:33Don't bother.
00:56:59That pipe's in there good.
00:57:01You're not going anywhere.
00:57:03You're crazy.
00:57:07You're never getting away with it.
00:57:09Oh, but I will.
00:57:10See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:13And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:15And when I get back...
00:57:17I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:23You bitch.
00:57:28You bitch.
00:57:37Toodles!
00:57:38I love you so much at home.
00:57:39I love you.
00:57:40I love you.
00:57:40I love you.
00:57:45I love you.
00:57:45I love you.
00:57:48What are you about?
00:57:48I love you.
00:57:52I love you.
00:58:05Oh, my God.
00:58:35Oh, my God.
00:59:05Oh, my God.
00:59:35Oh, my God.
01:00:05What are you doing here?
01:00:09Keep going fast.
01:00:10What's going on, Beth?
01:00:12Security, take this woman away.
01:00:15She's clearly deranged.
01:00:16Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:18We are gathered here today.
01:00:19Let's go finish it.
01:00:20Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:27What?
01:00:28It's completely absurd.
01:00:33Is this true?
01:00:34She's crazy.
01:00:35Security!
01:00:37She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:45Asher, you love me.
01:00:46We're getting married today.
01:00:47Go, go, go!
01:00:48Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:00:52You're ruining everything!
01:00:58Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:00You're ruining everything!
01:01:02Beth, how could you?
01:01:05I did it for you, baby.
01:01:06For us.
01:01:07Get off me.
01:01:08I will kill you.
01:01:14I will kill you!
01:01:20Hey!
01:01:20No!
01:01:22Master!
01:01:24No, no, no, no!
01:01:26I!
01:01:27Beth, mom, won't you take me?
01:01:28Asher, I'll send you to your lock if you have a decline!
01:01:33Hey.
01:01:35You okay?
01:01:38Yeah, I think so.
01:01:40Come on.
01:01:41Okay.
01:01:42Good.
01:01:43God!
01:01:44Someone grab a chair!
01:01:48You okay?
01:01:50Yeah, I think so.
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:54Good.
01:01:55God!
01:01:56Someone grab a chair!
01:02:02Babe.
01:02:03Hey.
01:02:04Wake up, babe.
01:02:05Baby, wake up.
01:02:07Baby.
01:02:07Hey, wake up.
01:02:09Wake up, baby.
01:02:11Leanne.
01:02:12Oh.
01:02:13Asher.
01:02:14Yes, it's me.
01:02:16And it's all over.
01:02:23I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:25I'm more sorry.
01:02:27You saved me.
01:02:28You're my hero.
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:34Asher, I love you.
01:02:35I love you.
01:02:35I love you, Leanne.
01:02:42Let me help you.
01:02:44Come on.
01:02:46Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:02:56Will you marry me?
01:03:06Will you marry me?
01:03:09Yes.
01:03:10Yes.
01:03:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:12They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:20But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:25Yes, it do.
01:03:43Yes, yes.
01:03:47Yes, yes.
01:03:47Perfect.
01:03:47Isn't that fine?
01:03:48No, no.
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