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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah.
00:04:45I suppose you're right.
00:04:46Huh.
00:04:47I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:48And I're your wingman.
00:04:49You're not your wing man.
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:46Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:07:16Let's do that again.
00:07:46Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know. What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Best night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:35I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:55Okay, sold.
00:09:05Friends with benefits.
00:09:10And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:23For the fourth quarter.
00:09:27Hello ladies.
00:09:28Asher?
00:09:29Asher?
00:09:30You two know each other?
00:09:32Yeah.
00:09:33We know each other from college.
00:09:34He's one of my best friends.
00:09:35What are you doing here?
00:09:36He's here to see my father.
00:09:37Wait, what?
00:09:38Daddy owns the company.
00:09:39I know.
00:09:40I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:41He's worth billions.
00:09:42So one of my best friends.
00:09:43And here, I thought I knew everything about you.
00:09:45Wait.
00:09:46Oh, so, so well, it's just a chance.
00:09:47You're right here.
00:09:48You're right.
00:09:49You're right here.
00:09:50Okay, I'll get what a little girl made.
00:09:51But I've seen you.
00:09:52I'm not gone.
00:09:53That's all.
00:09:54I'm not going to get you.
00:09:55I'm not going to get you.
00:09:56No one of my best friends.
00:09:57No.
00:09:58I want you to get you.
00:09:59Yeah, I'm not going to get you.
00:10:00I'll get you.
00:10:01No one of my best friends.
00:10:02Hi, everybody.
00:10:03I'm so sorry.
00:10:04She owned the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:13Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:22You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:34What's this?
00:10:40I took the liberty of drawing up a Friends with Benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48Article 1. Nobody knows.
00:10:51It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2. We meet at a mutually agreed upon place,
00:10:58at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01Article 3. Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person,
00:11:21the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:31And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:41Friends first.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:11:53Let's eat.
00:11:54Let's eat.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Why?
00:13:16I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big plate.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:15:07Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um.
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Married?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I mean, no.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02He's...
00:16:03We're...
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, masons on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child,
00:16:29my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:50How about we, um,
00:16:52share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:24I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, no, it...
00:17:54Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:09Yes!
00:18:09Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:26Are you jealous?
00:18:31No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:38Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:06I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh?
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:36That was rude.
00:19:44All right.
00:19:44THE END
00:20:14Lian Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher. True love does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first.
00:20:33Lian Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher. True love does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first.
00:20:49The END
00:20:51The END
00:20:53The END
00:21:21Hey. Shit. I'm so sorry. My bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue? Here. Let me. Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-fucking me. Oh, I didn't realize. Hey, Asher.
00:21:51Well, see you guys later. Here. Thank you. Um, I'm Leanne, by the way. I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun. Yeah, was that fun? Or was Eric fun? Both? Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player. So what? Think I can't handle myself? No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:31Oh, my God. Are you jealous? No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:43Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it. Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:50I can handle myself. Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:27Flavos for Mrs. Leanne Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:54I had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:13I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:20I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:07Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:12You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:36That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:17Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:08And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:15You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:29You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:45You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:47You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:48You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:48You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:49You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:50You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:51You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:52You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:53You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:54You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:55You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:56You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:57You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:58You're going to go home and fuck.
00:27:59You're going to go home and fuck.
00:28:00You're going to go home and fuck.
00:28:02You're going to go home and fuck.
00:28:04You're going to go home and fuck.
00:28:05You're going to go home and fuck.
00:28:06You're going to go home and fuck.
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:37It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:47One second.
00:28:52Oh, nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:16Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:24Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:27I brought dough!
00:29:41Nuts.
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:49Beth!
00:29:50Wait, Beth!
00:29:51Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:53What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:57Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving.
00:30:12I'm getting dressed.
00:30:13I'm going.
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything.
00:30:17It was me.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:20You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't.
00:30:22It isn't.
00:30:23It doesn't matter.
00:30:24I fucked up.
00:30:25Whatever it is.
00:30:26It was.
00:30:27I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:51Friends first.
00:30:54Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away!
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:22You on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no, no.
00:31:26It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:39Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:48Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:52Please.
00:31:53Give me another chance.
00:31:55I suppose.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58Okay.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:21Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:25Friends forever, remember?
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:34Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:44Asher?
00:32:45Asher?
00:32:46Asher, it's me.
00:32:47I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leanne?
00:32:50Call me.
00:32:51Ah!
00:32:52Ah!
00:32:53Ah!
00:32:54Ah!
00:32:55Ah!
00:32:56Ah!
00:32:57Ah!
00:32:58Ah!
00:32:59Ah!
00:33:00Ah!
00:33:01Ah!
00:33:02Ah!
00:33:03Ah!
00:33:04Ah!
00:33:05Ah!
00:33:06Ah!
00:33:07Ah!
00:33:08Ah!
00:33:09Ah!
00:33:10Ah!
00:33:11Ah!
00:33:12Ah!
00:33:13Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:19If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:29It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what
00:33:55you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher, Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:34:05Okay, miss you.
00:34:07Call me, bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Um, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but
00:34:23maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:27I'll call you when I can.
00:34:29Hey, hey, hey babe.
00:34:44Slow down.
00:34:47Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think you've had enough.
00:35:17How about what we had back to my place?
00:35:21Fabulous.
00:35:25Easy.
00:35:47What a goodie did to me.
00:35:57What a goodie did to me.
00:35:57What a goodie did to me.
00:36:19I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:49It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:58Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:19I guess she's removed.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:52Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:40:50Unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:15Yeah?
00:41:18I don't know.
00:43:02Hey, Eric.
00:43:04Thinking about you.
00:43:06When do you want to hook up?
00:43:10How about a hotel this time?
00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:20Love, her friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:30When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know.
00:43:42I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:50I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:58You're my lover.
00:43:59You're my best friend.
00:44:00Leigh-Anne.
00:44:02I am not a cheater.
00:44:06I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there.
00:44:10But if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:17I do.
00:44:22Kate.
00:44:36I will, I will, I will!
00:44:58I will, I will!
00:45:00Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:12Or both.
00:45:13Thoughts?
00:45:17Please, don't marry her.
00:45:19You don't love her.
00:45:21You're rebounding.
00:45:23I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:32Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:37Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:44Thoughts?
00:45:53All right.
00:45:54Bye.
00:45:55Goodbye.
00:45:59See.
00:46:00See that, your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:02I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:07Did you know that?
00:46:08It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:23Hello. Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have
00:46:36tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you
00:46:39run down and grab them? Sure. Thanks.
00:46:53Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:13You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:23Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:33Wait. What?
00:47:35Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:47Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:50Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:04So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:18Nobody will touch you.
00:48:20So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:32Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:37What are you doing?
00:48:39What are you-
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:56Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:59We are not friends.
00:49:01Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:07Don't speak to me.
00:49:08Don't look at me.
00:49:09You are dead to me.
00:49:29You are so mad.
00:49:30You can live to my house.
00:49:31Don't-
00:49:32environments for you.
00:49:33Often They are too close.
00:49:34You have to be on the floor.
00:49:36Even pretend to be like,
00:49:37you know,
00:49:38I don't mindacey.
00:49:39You are a part of my house.
00:49:40You can't evenää.
00:49:41Women to join us.
00:49:42We're not a part of my house.
00:49:43All those dinnerф팅s ask you.
00:49:46You can please give us-
00:49:47Please give us a 알 for him.
00:49:48Help us all come in...
00:49:50Not for your Friday.
00:49:52Hey we're happy!
00:49:53How's our weekend!
00:49:54We must lose!
00:49:55See you all night.
00:49:56And now you got good!"
00:51:58Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:21I didn't write this.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:30It was Beth.
00:52:38Heliotrope purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:50Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Come on.
00:53:04Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:14Beth?
00:53:22Beth?
00:53:26Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:35Beth?
00:53:35Beth?
00:53:36Beth?
00:54:36Oh my god.
00:54:39She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth.
00:54:48You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:54:59You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:11I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:27Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just please.
00:55:47Don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've got to go.
00:56:06Come on!
00:56:08No!
00:56:09My God!
00:56:13Look at me!
00:56:14No!
00:56:15Go, go, go, go, go!
00:56:16Go!
00:56:17Go!
00:56:19Go, go, go, go!
00:56:24Go, go, go, go!
00:56:30Go, go, go, go, go!
00:56:32Oh, my God.
00:57:02Oh, my God.
00:57:22Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:54Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Uh-huh.
00:58:15Oh, and by the way.
00:58:19Oh, and by the way.
00:58:23I don't know.
00:58:53No!
00:59:23No!
00:59:24No!
00:59:25No!
00:59:26No!
00:59:27No!
00:59:28No!
00:59:29No!
00:59:30No!
00:59:31No!
00:59:32No!
00:59:33No!
00:59:34No!
00:59:35No!
00:59:36No!
00:59:37No!
00:59:38No!
00:59:39No!
00:59:40No!
00:59:41Come on!
00:59:42Come on!
00:59:43No, no, no, no. Come on, come on, come on.
00:59:56Come on!
00:59:58Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:18What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:48Not me. On which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night. Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:09Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:33I will kill you. I will kill you.
01:01:40Just die!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:43Get off me.
01:01:44Get off me.
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46$5,000!
01:01:48No!
01:01:49No! No! No! No!
01:01:53Take me!
01:01:54You're lying!
01:01:55You're lying!
01:01:55You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay. Good.
01:02:07Dad.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay. Good.
01:02:19Dad.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:25Babe.
01:02:27Hey. Wake up, babe.
01:02:29Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby. Hey, wake up.
01:02:33Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:41And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:55Sure, I love you.
01:03:01I love you, Leanne.
01:03:07Let me help you.
01:03:09Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:25Will you marry me?
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:37I love you, Leanne.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:45But sometimes,
01:03:47it makes everything better.
01:03:49better.
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