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The Boy I Hate – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:00:11Oh, there's Tristan. I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her?
00:00:20It's all so killing me, is that? He's my best friend. She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:00:28Yeah, I'll be up in a sec. Okay.
00:00:38Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:00:42All those feelings last night, are they just gone?
00:00:53I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:00:58I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:04Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:01:10Oh my god, wait!
00:01:11Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:01:13No.
00:01:14I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay? I love you. Bye.
00:01:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:20You're supposed to knock, not break down my dory, giant!
00:01:24my dory. Giant.
00:01:35Never mind, Wren.
00:01:37She's up now.
00:01:43Tristan, long time no see you.
00:01:45Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:01:47I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:01:50So, is this your outfit, or...?
00:01:55Just, hold on.
00:02:03I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:02:10We took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:02:14I don't remember you at that party.
00:02:16I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend, Steven.
00:02:23Boyfriend.
00:02:26Is that all your luggage?
00:02:28Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:02:30So...
00:02:33Mind giving me a hand?
00:02:34Mind giving me a hand.
00:02:48I got it.
00:02:55We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:02:57That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:02:59Wow, Tristan.
00:03:01You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:03Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:06What exactly do you remember?
00:03:11Tell me, Smiles.
00:03:14What exactly do you remember?
00:03:25Not much.
00:03:26Perfect.
00:03:27Makes two of us.
00:03:29You're saying you don't remember me?
00:03:31Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:03:34Yeah.
00:03:35Totally.
00:03:37But like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:03:41We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:03:44Agreed?
00:03:45Suit yourself.
00:03:46I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:03:48Steven.
00:03:49Would appreciate that.
00:03:50Additionally, someone wanted to go to Arif as well.
00:03:52You didn't hear me.
00:03:54I'd like to have a new friend.
00:04:10Stay soon.
00:04:11All night.
00:04:12Let me know.
00:04:13Everything all right?
00:04:21Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:04:26Tell me about it.
00:04:28She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:04:31Does she even know the guy?
00:04:33Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:04:35I guess they're in love.
00:04:37What about you?
00:04:39Me?
00:04:40Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:04:43Yeah, yeah, actually, I am.
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:48Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:04:50I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:04:56Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:04:59Yeah, more important than you.
00:05:02Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:05:09You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:05:14No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:05:18Well, I was gonna say, you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:05:27Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:05:32You're right. Absolutely.
00:05:34I can't believe you just said that.
00:05:36Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:05:42Please?
00:05:42All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:05:44You got ten minutes max. No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:06:03Stephen, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:06:06Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:06:09What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:06:18Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:06:19Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:06:27Tristan!
00:06:28What are you doing here?
00:06:30I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:06:33What happened?
00:06:35Nothing. Let's go.
00:06:36No, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:06:38No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:06:42Sammy?
00:06:43She didn't catch us, right?
00:06:44That's weird.
00:06:45Thought I heard her.
00:06:48Can I help you?
00:06:50You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:06:55You slimy piece of shit.
00:06:57Do I know you?
00:06:58Nah, but I know you.
00:07:00You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:07:04Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:07:09How do you even know Sam?
00:07:10Better yet, why do you even care?
00:07:13Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:07:14Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:07:19Kindness?
00:07:20It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:07:24And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:07:28You don't deserve to say her name.
00:07:30All she ever does is care about you.
00:07:33And you're here talking shit.
00:07:35When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:07:38Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:07:41I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:07:45I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my...
00:07:48Oh my God, Steven!
00:07:52The fuck is wrong with you?
00:07:54Security!
00:07:55Get the hell out of my...
00:07:57The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:02Security!
00:08:03You're lucky that's all I need.
00:08:05Hey, if you ever badmouthed Samantha Smiles again,
00:08:08you so much as look at her wrong.
00:08:11You won't just be losing a client or two.
00:08:13You'll be losing teeth.
00:08:15Got it?
00:08:23What the hell was that all about?
00:08:24Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:08:27Oh, you mean you're lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:08:29God, are you insane?
00:08:30This has nothing to do with you.
00:08:32Why would you just...
00:08:33Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:08:36and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:08:38Why does it piss you off?
00:08:40Why do you even care?
00:08:41Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:08:43He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day.
00:08:46And I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just...
00:08:50I...
00:08:51Because you what?
00:08:57Sorry.
00:08:57I...
00:08:58Just forget it.
00:09:00What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:09:03I can't!
00:09:04Okay?
00:09:04You can't?
00:09:05So you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:09:07Tristan, it's okay.
00:09:08No, it's not okay.
00:09:09He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:09:10Look, I'll deal with Steven later.
00:09:12All right?
00:09:13I don't want to cause any drama to Rene's big day,
00:09:15so I'll just wait after the wedding.
00:09:17Okay?
00:09:19Smiles.
00:09:20You know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:09:23I just want to get out of here.
00:09:25Okay?
00:09:26Please?
00:09:34Fine.
00:09:35Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:09:37Or I don't know what I'll do.
00:09:42See?
00:09:44Better.
00:09:44Better.
00:10:04Hey, Sammy.
00:10:05Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:10:06Today was crazy.
00:10:09No, it's okay.
00:10:10I know you're busy.
00:10:10That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:10:15Oh, no.
00:10:16Are you all right?
00:10:17Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:10:19It seemed like he knew you.
00:10:21Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:10:23Nope, doesn't sound familiar.
00:10:24But I'm glad you're okay.
00:10:26Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding.
00:10:27I gotta go.
00:10:28Have a safe drive, honey.
00:10:29Love you.
00:10:30Yeah, I love you too.
00:10:31See you soon.
00:10:34Don't look at me like that.
00:10:35Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:10:37This isn't forever.
00:10:38Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:10:39Good night, Tristan.
00:11:02Good night.
00:11:32You know what you need.
00:11:36A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:11:39I can't even swim.
00:11:40Then I can just teach you.
00:11:42Duh.
00:11:46I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:11:49To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:11:53Earth to Samantha.
00:11:54Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:12:09You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:12:22Uh, sure.
00:12:25Hey, Savannah.
00:12:42It's Samantha.
00:12:43Oh.
00:12:44Right.
00:12:44It's me.
00:12:44Right.
00:12:45For sure.
00:12:47Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:12:50You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:12:58I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:12:59Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:00You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:03Girl.
00:13:03I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:08You don't need me to get him.
00:13:10I'm nobody.
00:13:12What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:15What?
00:13:15What's your problem?
00:13:16Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:13:19That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:13:22What?
00:13:23Hey.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25You want to be different so bad.
00:13:28You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:13:32What?
00:13:32Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:13:34She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:13:37Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:13:42I do not have a crush on him.
00:13:44God, just leave me alone.
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:13:56So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:13:59Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:14:02You want his attention, sweetie?
00:14:04Well then let us help you.
00:14:15Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:14:16Oh my god.
00:14:16Oh my god.
00:14:18She's not coming back up.
00:14:23She's not coming back up.
00:14:24Fuck.
00:14:25Oh!
00:14:55hey tell me you're all right oh my god wow tristan you are literally a hero
00:15:04don't fucking touch me all right just get out of here babe come on it was an accident
00:15:10we're just messing around i said get out before you get thrown in the water next go
00:15:19are you hurt one of them must have nicked me with their nails
00:15:27thank you for saving me
00:15:49those girls they push you in because of me
00:15:54it isn't your fault isn't it if i would have just paid more attention god i feel like such a piece
00:16:00of shit you're not a piece of shit you know if ren were there she'd call me the same thing
00:16:05and she wouldn't be wrong
00:16:06oh my god i'm so sorry i i'm so sorry i don't know why i just did that
00:16:15is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you
00:16:19that was just my way of shutting you up
00:16:23oh really
00:16:25then i should get you to shut me up every day
00:16:28we shouldn't
00:16:41no no no ren is my best friend
00:16:44you kissed me first remember
00:16:47i i know but you're her older brother and she hates when girls make moves on you i
00:16:53but but you're not just any girl
00:16:57forget everyone else
00:17:06it's just you and me
00:17:10do you want me sam
00:17:14i couldn't quite hear that smiles was that yes right now
00:17:20i want you
00:17:28i don't want to stop
00:17:55have you ever done this before
00:18:08i think i'm ready much my first everything
00:18:12sam
00:18:40where were you
00:18:42i went to the bathroom
00:18:48i don't remember you coming home last night
00:18:50i lost track of time at the lake
00:18:56you were asleep when i got back
00:18:58the girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:19:05you brought me this
00:19:07so like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number right
00:19:11wren i mean do they think i'm stupid like i don't know they're trying to use me to get to tristan
00:19:16it's all anyone does it's always about tristan
00:19:19honestly i think my dad even loves him more than me
00:19:22you would never do that to me
00:19:29you would never do that to me right sam you're my friend because you love me of course
00:19:35you're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother
00:19:39come on come on you know i hate him we both hate him he's a fuck boy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head
00:19:48tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:52tristan doesn't mean anything to me and he never will
00:19:58i know i can trust you
00:20:01i know i can trust you always ran
00:20:03it's me and you
00:20:05there they go showing off golden boy
00:20:16again
00:20:17attention everyone
00:20:18we are both so proud of tristan
00:20:22you know ut austin gave him a full scholarship
00:20:26my boy's gonna be a longhorn
00:20:29he had the summer off but next week he is off to college and back to the grind
00:20:35isn't that right son
00:20:37hey yes sir
00:20:44tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:20:51oh great
00:20:52the airheads from across the lake are here too
00:20:55hey
00:20:56whoa are you okay
00:20:58you look like you just saw a ghost
00:21:00you want his attention sweetie
00:21:02well then let us help you
00:21:04yeah oh yeah fine
00:21:12god all this noise is hurting my head
00:21:14i'm gonna go back upstairs
00:21:15you want me to pick out a movie for a snorch
00:21:18yeah
00:21:18uh i'll be up in a sec
00:21:21okay
00:21:22hey tristan
00:21:26can i talk to you i feel like you've been avoiding me
00:21:29all
00:21:31i'll be up in a sec
00:21:33today
00:21:33oh hey smiles
00:21:35need something
00:21:36no
00:21:37never mind
00:21:39just
00:21:40forget it
00:21:42forget it
00:21:44i knew you'd come around
00:21:57want to take this to your room
00:22:10i knew you'd come around
00:22:12want to take this to your room
00:22:13i'm not in the mood
00:22:15i'm never gonna be that stupid again
00:22:30tristan
00:22:37come on
00:22:39open up it's already 10
00:22:40we gotta get on the road
00:22:41if you don't get up in the next 10 seconds
00:22:44i swear to god i'll beat down this door with my fist
00:22:47glad to see you're in a better mood this morning
00:22:52please tell me you're not naked
00:22:54please tell me you're not naked
00:22:58put some clothes on
00:22:59the people of utah don't need to see that
00:23:01hate to break it to you
00:23:02but lots of people want to see that
00:23:04wanted to get me in bed
00:23:09you could have just said so
00:23:10shut up
00:23:11there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room
00:23:13put that on
00:23:14god can you hurry up so we can go already
00:23:17gee
00:23:18thanks
00:23:19just paying back the favor
00:23:21consider us even now
00:23:22hey
00:23:28tell me you're alright
00:23:29are you nervous or something smiles
00:23:33no
00:23:34why would i be
00:23:35grew up run you and ren
00:23:37it's nothing i haven't seen before
00:23:38it's okay to admit you liked what you saw
00:23:41we're not teens anymore tristan
00:23:44you can't tease me like this
00:23:46what if i'm not teasing though
00:23:50what if i'm serious
00:23:51tristan montgomery
00:23:52being serious
00:23:54i'll believe it when i see it
00:23:55do i look serious enough now
00:23:58we should uh get going
00:24:07meet you outside
00:24:12we're out of gas
00:24:20no we're not filled up yesterday
00:24:22hey
00:24:25gas gauge is broken genius
00:24:27got gas last night
00:24:29we were taking your depression now
00:24:30we're driving 3,000 miles in a car
00:24:32with a broken gas gauge
00:24:33gotten us this far haven't i
00:24:34do you know how many
00:24:35assholes sounding things you say today
00:24:37so what have you been up to the last five years huh
00:24:48thought you didn't like small talk
00:24:50come on lighten up smiles no harm in some conversation right
00:24:54it's basically just school and work
00:24:56and i graduated last year now i'm a bartender
00:24:59you don't do sculptures full time
00:25:01as much as i'd like to i can't do art full time
00:25:04unless it's paying my bills full time
00:25:06what about you
00:25:07i own my own business
00:25:09cleaning pools
00:25:11how did that happen
00:25:12a year ago i overheard some rich lady
00:25:15at a bar complaining about
00:25:17how disgusting her green pool was
00:25:19her friend started saying she should hire
00:25:21a good looking pool guy to make her husband jealous
00:25:23that's where i came in
00:25:25sounds like a bad porno
00:25:27a bad porno oh you wound me smiles
00:25:36hey uh smiles you still awake
00:25:46hey
00:25:48hey
00:25:53hey
00:25:54uh
00:25:55i have a hell of a headache
00:25:57do you have any aspirin
00:25:59yeah
00:26:00come in
00:26:01thank you
00:26:21gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it
00:26:24i'm sorry
00:26:26i just don't remember you having that scar last time we met
00:26:30how did you get it
00:26:33playing football
00:26:35i remember it was raining
00:26:37i was calling the play
00:26:40lining up on the field and
00:26:42nothing
00:26:44i woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere
00:26:48that was the last time i played college ball
00:26:51i lost my scholarship
00:26:53i'm so sorry
00:26:55i'm so sorry
00:27:00well
00:27:04you forgot the rest of our lives
00:27:05don't we
00:27:06i'm so sorry
00:27:07i couldn't
00:27:16tell you
00:27:17thank you for the aspirin
00:27:19i'm gonna let you get some sleep alright
00:27:21i'll see you tomorrow soon
00:27:23What can I get for you?
00:27:31Just two coffees, please.
00:27:33So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:27:36You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:27:39Oh, no. We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:27:43He's her older brother.
00:27:44So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:27:46No, I have a boyfriend. Well, that's complicated.
00:27:49But Tristan and I aren't. I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:27:52He doesn't even remember.
00:27:56Oh, sweet pea.
00:27:58You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember something like that?
00:28:05I think he can't.
00:28:09Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:28:15Hey.
00:28:17Anything sound good?
00:28:19What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:28:25What do you mean?
00:28:27I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me. Right?
00:28:34I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:28:38You know?
00:28:39Yeah.
00:28:42What do you remember about me?
00:28:43What do you remember about me?
00:28:49I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:28:55Did some stupid shit there?
00:28:56I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:28:57You know what else I remember?
00:28:58I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:01Oh, really?
00:29:02Is that it?
00:29:03What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:04Nothing.
00:29:05Nothing.
00:29:06You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:07Did some stupid shit there.
00:29:10Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:29:13You know what else I remember?
00:29:15I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:29:21Oh really?
00:29:23Is that it?
00:29:24What's that supposed to mean?
00:29:28Nothing.
00:29:30You are completely right, Smiles.
00:29:33That's exactly what I am.
00:29:53Did we just run out of gas?
00:29:55I filled up three hours ago.
00:29:57I told you this would happen.
00:30:03We're out of gas.
00:30:05No we're not.
00:30:06For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:30:09Oh yeah? How do you know?
00:30:10I know my car.
00:30:11My god.
00:30:14Do we have a problem?
00:30:16You are my problem.
00:30:17My best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:30:22I know my car because you're too much of a man to a man when you don't know anything.
00:30:31What do you want me to say?
00:30:33That it's my fault?
00:30:35Fine.
00:30:36It's my fucking fault.
00:30:37This whole mess is my fault.
00:30:39God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:30:41So just told Ren no.
00:30:42Agreed to what?
00:30:43Ren talked you into this.
00:30:49Didn't she?
00:30:51You didn't want to drive me.
00:30:53Sam.
00:30:57Sam.
00:30:58No, no, I'm sorry.
00:30:59I'm sorry.
00:31:00I didn't mean it.
00:31:02Hey.
00:31:03Hey.
00:31:08I'm frustrated too.
00:31:13We're in this together.
00:31:14Alright?
00:31:16You and me.
00:31:26What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:31:34You two are real lucky I found you.
00:31:36Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:31:39We'll take a look in the morning.
00:31:41For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:31:43Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:31:45Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:31:48I have a gift for my friend in the trunk and I don't want it damaged.
00:31:51You have my word, miss.
00:31:53Thank you so much, sir.
00:31:55Just call me Bob.
00:31:58So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:32:01We're on our way to New York.
00:32:02My best friend's getting married.
00:32:04Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:32:05I'll bet you're a hell of a stunger in your dress.
00:32:08Don't you agree, son?
00:32:10One hundred percent.
00:32:19How can I help you tonight?
00:32:20Uh, two rooms, please.
00:32:22Mm-hmm.
00:32:24Ah, shoot.
00:32:26I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:32:28That's okay. We'll just go somewhere else. Thanks.
00:32:31Uh, sir?
00:32:33We're the only spot in town.
00:32:35Everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:38One room will be fine.
00:32:40Look, it's just one night.
00:32:42Sorry I was being silly.
00:32:43So...
00:32:44I'm sorry.
00:32:45I'm sorry.
00:32:46You can't walk away.
00:32:47You can't walk away.
00:32:48You can't walk away.
00:32:49Oh.
00:32:50You're the only spot in town.
00:32:51And everything else is over three hours away.
00:32:53One room will be fine.
00:32:55Look, it's just one night.
00:32:57Sorry I was being silly.
00:32:59So...
00:33:01Are we gonna talk about this?
00:33:04We're gonna talk about this,
00:33:07and then we're gonna talk about this.
00:33:08So, are we going to talk about it?
00:33:16I...
00:33:17I think it's better if we don't.
00:33:21Just forget it.
00:33:29Sorry.
00:33:32About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:33:36I know.
00:33:38Good night, Sam.
00:33:48Hey, honey.
00:33:50Sorry I haven't called.
00:33:51I've been caught up at the office.
00:33:52How's the drive been?
00:33:53It's been crazy, honestly.
00:33:56The car broke down and we had to...
00:33:57That's nice.
00:33:58Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:34:01My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:34:03I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:34:05Are you kidding?
00:34:05I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:34:08You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:34:10Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:34:12I can't tell my boss no.
00:34:14He needs me.
00:34:14Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:34:15Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:34:18I mean, no, no, no.
00:34:19We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:34:21God, how could you?
00:34:22What was that?
00:34:30What was that?
00:34:32Huh?
00:34:32Oh, nothing.
00:34:33My co-worker just said something.
00:34:35Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:34:38Okay?
00:34:39See you soon.
00:34:39Hey, you okay?
00:34:50What happened?
00:34:51Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:34:55Broke up with him.
00:34:57What are you going to say?
00:34:58I told you so.
00:34:59You should have dumped him from the start.
00:35:00Smiles, you dumbass.
00:35:01Sam, no.
00:35:03I'm sorry.
00:35:04No.
00:35:05Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:35:06I don't want to hear some bullshit, like I'm sorry.
00:35:08Okay, just wait.
00:35:09No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:35:11I should have said no.
00:35:12I should have...
00:35:13Sam, Sam.
00:35:26Sam.
00:35:32God, let me go.
00:35:33You fucking jerk.
00:35:34Will you just stop?
00:35:35I'm trying to help.
00:35:36Why?
00:35:38Because.
00:35:39Because why?
00:35:40Because you can't swim.
00:35:43You remember.
00:35:46Sam, just listen.
00:35:47No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:35:49You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:35:51Everything.
00:35:52Don't you?
00:35:54Yes, I remember.
00:35:59Sam, where are you going?
00:36:03Sam, where are you going?
00:36:05Get as far away from you as I can.
00:36:07Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:36:11Sam, just stop.
00:36:13Samantha.
00:36:18Yeah.
00:36:18All right.
00:36:21All right.
00:36:21Yeah, be right there.
00:36:26Fuck.
00:36:27Fuck.
00:36:28Fuck.
00:36:40Fuck.
00:36:41Fuck.
00:36:41Fuck.
00:36:42Fuck.
00:36:43Fuck.
00:36:44I picked up the car, um, we're not going to leave in tow-ee.
00:37:02We're not going to leave in tow-ee.
00:37:07Tom.
00:37:10I don't feel like talking.
00:37:14What are you doing?
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:22But I don't want to think anymore.
00:37:25Never.
00:37:32How much have you had to drink?
00:37:34It doesn't matter.
00:37:35You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:37:42Things I've never felt before.
00:37:46I hate you so much, but I want you so bad.
00:37:51It scares me.
00:37:52It solves me so badly.
00:37:54I don't feel bad.
00:37:56I've never felt better.
00:37:59I've never felt good.
00:37:59I've never felt bad if I were to.
00:38:01I've never felt bad.
00:38:03Let's go.
00:38:03You look good.
00:38:04I want to think of this, um, and that's how my father is.
00:38:06This one is a thing.
00:38:07We're not feeling well, we're not feeling well.
00:38:08I'm not feeling well.
00:38:11We're not feeling well.
00:38:12We're not feeling well.
00:38:13We're not feeling well.
00:38:14We're not feeling well.
00:38:15I'm sorry.
00:38:24I can't.
00:38:45Hey, you hungry?
00:38:57Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:39:01Like what?
00:39:03Like you not talking to me.
00:39:05Not even looking at me.
00:39:10Is this all because of last night?
00:39:11Hey, um, answer me.
00:39:18Yes.
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:22This is exactly how it'll be.
00:39:24If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:39:27I can handle words, but I can't.
00:39:30One mean there's just me like that.
00:39:32Why? Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:39:34Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:39:36You think I don't want you?
00:39:37You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:39:42I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:39:46And last night, I almost lost control.
00:39:52But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:40:00Hey.
00:40:00Hey.
00:40:00Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:01Hey.
00:40:07Hey.
00:40:10Hey.
00:40:26Hey.
00:40:27Hey.
00:40:27Hey.
00:40:36Hey.
00:40:36Hey.
00:40:37Hey, so one room or two?
00:40:52Um, one room, please.
00:40:58Here you go.
00:41:00We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:41:01Wait, can I use your phone?
00:41:02Mine died in the pool.
00:41:05Tell her to say hi.
00:41:07Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:41:09Tell me where you are right now.
00:41:11Renee, it's me.
00:41:12Oh my god, Sam?
00:41:13Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:41:16I fell in a pool.
00:41:17It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:41:19Don't be.
00:41:20I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:41:22I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:41:24God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:41:26So you're just telling each other everything?
00:41:29Yeah, about that, I...
00:41:31Be sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:41:33Love you.
00:41:34Everything good?
00:41:39Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:41:44You okay?
00:41:46Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:41:48Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:41:53it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:41:55What?
00:41:57Why?
00:41:57Is this because of Renee?
00:41:59Yesterday was a mistake.
00:42:05And it can't happen again.
00:42:08Really?
00:42:09Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:42:16I don't know, you tell me.
00:42:18No, you tell me.
00:42:19You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:42:21Let's do it.
00:42:22What are you talking about?
00:42:22You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:42:26Some stupid shit there.
00:42:28You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:42:33I hate Tristan.
00:42:34Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:42:36Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:42:39Ring any bells?
00:42:39You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:42:45Did you mean it?
00:42:47Of course I didn't.
00:42:49Then why'd you say it?
00:42:50Why'd you push me away?
00:42:51And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:42:55Renee is my best friend, and she...
00:42:57You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:43:00I just...
00:43:01I didn't want to hurt her.
00:43:03God.
00:43:03I'm sorry.
00:43:05I just...
00:43:07I don't regret last night.
00:43:10And I do want to tell Ren, I just...
00:43:12I'm so tired of secrets.
00:43:16Yeah.
00:43:18It's okay.
00:43:20I get it.
00:43:23You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:29You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:43:31I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house, and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:43:46Tristan!
00:43:50Parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:43:56And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:43:59Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:44:02Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:44:08I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work, and I realized I'd spent...
00:44:14years wasting my time...
00:44:17chasing some stupid dream.
00:44:20It isn't stupid.
00:44:22You're what makes you happy, right?
00:44:24Then it's worth it.
00:44:28My ex wouldn't think so.
00:44:31Uh, you're still in love with him, are you?
00:44:34Oh, God, no.
00:44:36Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:44:39Then why stay with him so long?
00:44:41Everything with Stephen was easy.
00:44:45Comfortable.
00:44:45Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:44:53It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:45:00I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:45:03You deserve everything.
00:45:17You hear me?
00:45:19Everything.
00:45:21I wanted to hate you.
00:45:24But I don't.
00:45:26I don't.
00:45:28I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:45:30I never have.
00:46:00Oh, you finally made it.
00:46:04I have something for you.
00:46:10A cell phone?
00:46:12If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:46:20Wild Stallion?
00:46:21Is that your code name?
00:46:23Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:46:26I can't help you.
00:46:27We hate each other.
00:46:28Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:46:34That's what you want, right?
00:46:36Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:46:38I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late.
00:46:43Ow.
00:46:44Your head smiles.
00:46:45I said I understand.
00:46:47You can be my dirty little secret.
00:46:48Stop.
00:46:49Okay.
00:46:49So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:46:53You motherfuckers.
00:46:56Took you long enough?
00:46:59You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:47:01Oh, whoa.
00:47:02Careful.
00:47:03That's my future bride, man.
00:47:04Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:47:07It's good to see you again, man.
00:47:09And you must be Samantha.
00:47:11Renee has said so much about you.
00:47:13I feel like I already know you.
00:47:14Bring it in.
00:47:17I'll take your bag.
00:47:18Yes!
00:47:19Oh, my God!
00:47:21I'm going to bring that.
00:47:22I know.
00:47:23I was surprised.
00:47:24Did Tristan play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:47:27What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:47:28Do a pirouette on me?
00:47:29A pirouette on her corpse if you were mean to my bestie, yes.
00:47:32Relax, run.
00:47:33It wasn't bad.
00:47:34It was kind of nice, actually.
00:47:37You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas
00:47:41gauge like a dumbass.
00:47:42Yeah?
00:47:43And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:47:47I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:47:51I didn't need saving from a pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:47:54Jeez.
00:47:55You are not kidding.
00:47:56They really do hate each other.
00:47:58Yeah.
00:48:01Anywho, you big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:48:05I need to get my maid up all the fitted into a dress.
00:48:12No, deep tissue.
00:48:19Okay, the tide works.
00:48:23Mom.
00:48:25Please.
00:48:25Okay, let me figure it out.
00:48:30Are you alone?
00:48:32You wish.
00:48:33I'm with Renee in her room.
00:48:34My room's next door.
00:48:35That's too bad.
00:48:36You should be in mine instead.
00:48:37Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:48:39I like it when you call me that.
00:48:41What's your room number?
00:48:41I'll be there in two minutes.
00:48:42You can't.
00:48:43I'm with your sister.
00:48:44Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:48:45Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:48:47I need help picking out my earrings.
00:48:49See what I mean.
00:48:49Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:48:51Come to my room later, please.
00:48:53Sam, are you alive?
00:48:55I gotta go.
00:48:56I'll talk to you later.
00:49:01Okay, which ones?
00:49:03I think the pearls.
00:49:06Thank God you're here.
00:49:08I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean wedding again.
00:49:12It just took me so long to get here.
00:49:13I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:49:15Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:49:16Hey, if anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went
00:49:20down on the way here.
00:49:22When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:26When does he arrive anyways?
00:49:29I broke up with him.
00:49:32When?
00:49:33Why?
00:49:34He's cheating on me.
00:49:38You were right, Wren.
00:49:40I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:49:42I just blindly went along with it.
00:49:44Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but when he told
00:49:49me he couldn't make it and all, I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:49:53God, I'm sorry.
00:49:57But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:50:02How do you take it?
00:50:04Like a pussy?
00:50:05I have no clue.
00:50:06My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:50:09Come here.
00:50:12Oh, serves him right.
00:50:15Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:50:19I'm done with him.
00:50:21That's the fucking spirit.
00:50:23Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:50:26And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:50:28Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:50:44We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:50:48I had you all to myself for days non-stop.
00:50:52I'm hooked on you now.
00:50:53Wait, hold on.
00:50:55Can we, can we talk?
00:50:58Sure.
00:50:59What about?
00:51:00I was talking with Wren earlier and.
00:51:03Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:51:08So she wouldn't find out.
00:51:10Thank you, Justin.
00:51:12I didn't even think of that.
00:51:14So, what did you talk about with her?
00:51:16Does she know about us?
00:51:18No, but I think, I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:51:23Tomorrow.
00:51:25Are you sure?
00:51:27Your parents are going to be here and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from me.
00:51:32I'm done, too.
00:51:35No more hiding.
00:51:37I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:51:53How could you?
00:52:08Wren, I, I.
00:52:10Why was she here?
00:52:16Did someone see?
00:52:17Mom showed up this morning and, uh, Dad wasn't with her.
00:52:23She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:52:27And she saw us and.
00:52:29Oh, my God.
00:52:37You were right.
00:52:39I should have just told her from the start.
00:52:42If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you've called me an idiot.
00:52:48Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:52:54Mom's down in the lobby.
00:52:56She's in shock, too.
00:52:58Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:53:03I'll be okay.
00:53:14See you over here, Silicon.
00:53:15I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:53:30Thanks for coming, guys.
00:53:32It's good to have you.
00:53:35Excuse me.
00:53:37How's Wren?
00:53:41As well as can be expected.
00:53:43You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:53:46Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:53:51Maybe something happened to him.
00:53:53Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:53:56I...
00:53:57Surprise!
00:53:58Steven, what are you doing here?
00:54:03I left work for you, Sammy.
00:54:06Aren't you happy to see me?
00:54:07Didn't you get my text?
00:54:08What text?
00:54:09I didn't get any text.
00:54:10The text I sent you in Iowa, I...
00:54:13Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:54:15I broke up with him.
00:54:25Wait.
00:54:26Don't I know that guy?
00:54:28God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:54:30Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:54:34And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:54:36Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:54:38Let's just go talk some...
00:54:38No.
00:54:40Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:47No.
00:54:47Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:54:51God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:54:54And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:54:57I broke up with you.
00:55:00Excuse me?
00:55:01I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:55:06And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:55:12Honey, what?
00:55:13What are you talking about?
00:55:15Come on, you're being crazy.
00:55:17You know I love you.
00:55:18I would never cheat on you.
00:55:19I saw her.
00:55:21She was on your lap.
00:55:22You're going to dump her ass.
00:55:24You said you were going to take me to Hillary.
00:55:26Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:55:28You were there.
00:55:30Sammy, honey.
00:55:31Listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:55:35I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:55:37But I can change.
00:55:38No, Steven.
00:55:40I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:55:44But it's over now.
00:55:45I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:55:47Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:55:50I know you love me.
00:55:51You can't live without me.
00:55:52You even told me so.
00:55:53Listen to me.
00:55:55You don't know what you're throwing away right now.
00:55:57You need me.
00:55:59Not anymore.
00:56:00Now get out.
00:56:02My dad isn't coming.
00:56:20Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:56:25Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:56:28I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:56:31I tried calling.
00:56:33This typical Tristan doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:56:38He gets that from my dad.
00:56:40Why didn't you tell me?
00:56:41It was your wedding.
00:56:43I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:56:46It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:56:49You're right.
00:56:51I didn't tell you because...
00:56:53Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:56:58And what?
00:56:58You don't think I can handle the truth?
00:57:00I'm an adult, Sam.
00:57:02We're all fucking adults now.
00:57:04I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:57:07Not even you.
00:57:09Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:57:12I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:57:15You love Tristan?
00:57:20Yes.
00:57:22I love him.
00:57:23I love him so much.
00:57:34But then you need to tell him.
00:57:36I know.
00:57:37I know.
00:57:53Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:58:00Her mother and I do.
00:58:03Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:58:08I do.
00:58:09Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:58:13I do.
00:58:15Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:58:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:58:21You may kiss the bride.
00:58:43Haven't you called or texted me back?
00:58:45Are you ignoring me?
00:58:47I don't know what you mean.
00:58:48I'm sorry.
00:58:48I didn't know Stephen was going to show up.
00:58:50You told me you broke up with him.
00:58:52I did.
00:58:53I swear.
00:58:55Then why was he here?
00:58:56Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
00:59:01Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
00:59:04I told you how that shit wrecked me, and you just...
00:59:08let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn flanger.
00:59:12Please, let me explain.
00:59:16Save it.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:17I'm done.
00:59:20What are you doing in here?
00:59:28You should be at your reception.
00:59:30I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
00:59:33Come on, I locked the door.
00:59:34Will you please come out?
00:59:35Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
00:59:38I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
00:59:51It was because he was in a bad accident.
00:59:52I know.
00:59:54He told me his football career was over after that, but what I remember most was him immediately
01:00:00looking at my dad.
01:00:01All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:00:04So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Steven, I ended it with
01:00:11Steven.
01:00:12He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:00:15I know.
01:00:16I know.
01:00:17He won't even talk to me.
01:00:20Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:00:22And if you really love him, he'll listen.
01:00:26Come here.
01:00:33Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:00:44I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:00:49Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:00:54She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:00:57Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was, are you out of your goddamn
01:01:02mind?
01:01:03I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:01:07How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:01:10I realized Ren had it right.
01:01:14Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else, because love is about
01:01:20being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you, like giving your heart to someone
01:01:26after only a few weeks or a few days.
01:01:30That's how Renee and Finn fell in love, and that's how I did too.
01:01:35To the bride and groom, and to love that is timeless.
01:01:51Excuse me, is this sculpture yours?
01:01:53Um, yes, it's mine.
01:01:55I own a gallery in Soho.
01:01:57Give me a call when you can.
01:01:58I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:02:01I'm sorry.
01:02:02All my pieces?
01:02:03Absolutely.
01:02:04Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:02:08I look forward to your call.
01:02:28Hey, can we talk?
01:02:29Oh, now you want to talk?
01:02:31After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:02:33I know.
01:02:34I stood up in front of all those people.
01:02:36I...
01:02:39I was scared, okay?
01:02:42I was shitty to you.
01:02:43I know that.
01:02:44I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:02:48So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, you started pouring out of me again.
01:02:54I mean, he had you for five years.
01:02:56I only been with you for a few days.
01:02:59Eventually, I dropped the ball and you'd see that it wasn't enough.
01:03:03So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:03:11You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:03:14Trust him.
01:03:15Trust him.
01:03:16I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:24I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:03:27I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:03:33Time stops when I'm with you.
01:03:38It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:03:43And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:03:48Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:03:55How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:03:59Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:04:09I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:04:15What do you say?
01:04:16Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive.
01:04:19You and me.
01:04:20We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:04:22I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:04:24Are you really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:04:27Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:04:30You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:04:33Just say yes.
01:04:35Please say yes, please.
01:04:36Yes.
01:04:59And I won't run out of gas.
01:05:02I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:05:05Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:05:09Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:05:11No fucking way.
01:05:12They're making out too.
01:05:15Whoa.
01:05:16You owe me 50 bucks?
01:05:18Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:05:22I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:05:25Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:05:27Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, okay?
01:05:30You're always going to be number one.
01:05:32Oh, we will see about that.
01:05:35Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:05:37We are going to hit the road.
01:05:43Where are you guys even going?
01:05:44To the gas station.
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