Full Episode Of Situationship with My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:01:08No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Oh my god.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11Sam.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Sure.
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:01Mmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh, my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers, mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:21Stop it.
00:04:22No.
00:04:23Hey, we're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:26Sex ruins everything.
00:04:27No.
00:04:28No.
00:04:29No.
00:04:30No.
00:04:31No.
00:04:32No.
00:04:33No.
00:04:34No.
00:04:35No.
00:04:36No.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38No.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41No.
00:04:42No.
00:04:43No.
00:04:44No.
00:04:45No.
00:04:46No.
00:04:47No.
00:04:48No.
00:04:49No.
00:04:50No.
00:04:51No.
00:04:52No.
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54I suppose you're right.
00:04:55Uh.
00:04:56I'll be a wing woman though.
00:04:57You're not your wing man.
00:05:16I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:08Friends forever?
00:06:13Friends forever.
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:20Friends forever.
00:06:27Friends forever.
00:06:30Friends forever.
00:06:40Once upon you,
00:06:45Let's go.
00:07:15Let's do that again.
00:07:45Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:23Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:26I suppose you're right.
00:08:29But still.
00:08:31But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39Friends with benefits.
00:08:41Sex.
00:08:42Sex.
00:08:43Without strings.
00:08:44You do you, I do me.
00:08:47And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay.
00:08:55Sold.
00:08:56And benefits.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:58Sold.
00:08:59And benefits.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:03And benefits.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:08For the fourth quarter.
00:09:09And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:23For the fourth quarter.
00:09:24Hello ladies.
00:09:25Asher.
00:09:26You two know each other?
00:09:27Yeah.
00:09:28We know each other from college.
00:09:29He's one of my best friends.
00:09:30What are you doing here?
00:09:31What are you doing here?
00:09:32He's here to see my father.
00:09:33Wait, what?
00:09:34Daddy owns the company.
00:09:35And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:36And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:37For the fourth quarter.
00:09:38Hello ladies.
00:09:39Asher.
00:09:40You two know each other?
00:09:41Yeah.
00:09:42We know each other from college.
00:09:43He's one of my best friends.
00:09:44What are you doing here?
00:09:45He's here to see my father.
00:09:46Wait, what?
00:09:47Daddy owns the company.
00:09:48I know.
00:09:49I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:51He's worth billions.
00:09:52And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:09:54I've been busy since college.
00:09:56Clearly.
00:09:57Listen.
00:09:58I gotta run, but.
00:09:59I'm gonna run, but.
00:10:00I'm gonna run, but.
00:10:02I'm gonna run.
00:10:03I'm gonna run, but.
00:10:04I'm gonna run, but.
00:10:06You two know each other?
00:10:07Yeah.
00:10:08We know each other from college.
00:10:10He's one of my best friends.
00:10:11What are you doing here?
00:10:13He's here to see my father.
00:10:14Wait, what?
00:10:15Gotta run, but talk to you later. Sure. Good to see you, Beth. You, too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:38What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract. A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article 1. Nobody knows. It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2. We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3. Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4. No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:31And finally...
00:11:33Friends first.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:39Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:41Let's eat.
00:11:45Let's see.
00:11:55I want to see.
00:11:56Let's see.
00:12:05I want to see.
00:13:10No.
00:13:15What?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:49Friends first?
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um.
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Married?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm just-
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02Please.
00:16:03We're-
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you.
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:35And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So, it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:09Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:22It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you...
00:18:30jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:33Did you, um...
00:18:38Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:06I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh?
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44You're still there.
00:19:45You're still there.
00:19:45Whatever it is.
00:19:46Lien Lamont
00:20:15You do not have feelings for Asher
00:20:20You will not have feelings for Asher
00:20:23True love does not exist
00:20:26You will only get hurt
00:20:28He is your friend
00:20:30Don't blow it
00:20:32Friendship first
00:20:34Lien Lamont
00:20:36You do not have feelings for Asher
00:20:38You will not have feelings for Asher
00:20:40True love does not exist
00:20:42You will only get hurt
00:20:44He is your friend
00:20:46Don't blow it
00:20:48Friendship first
00:20:50The Lien Lamont
00:20:52Lien Lamont
00:20:54Lien Lamont
00:20:56The Lien Lamont
00:20:58The Lien Lamont
00:21:00So
00:21:02You will only get hurt
00:21:04The Lien Lamont
00:21:06Hey, shit. I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad, my fault. Hang on. You got a tissue?
00:21:36Here, let me. Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:42Oh, I didn't realize. Hey, Asher. Eric.
00:21:50Okay. Well, see you guys later. Here.
00:21:58Thank you. I'm Leanne, by the way. I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun. Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:21Both. Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:26So what? Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God. Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:43Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:47Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this... arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:17Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:26Yes.
00:23:28The flowers for Mrs., Leanne Lamb Gospel.
00:23:39That's me. Oh, my God.
00:23:46I'm Eric.
00:23:47What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:59Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No, no, I was out of line.
00:24:23I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:42Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:25Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you're jealous.
00:25:50I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh, no.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I, I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:09And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:43Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:45Oh, my God.
00:28:15Oh, my God.
00:28:45Oh, my God.
00:29:15yeah who is that I have no idea hello your front door is a lot
00:29:41that's how could you Beth wait Beth oh fuck what have I done what do you mean what have you done
00:29:57Beth it's not what it looks like
00:29:58hey what are you doing I'm leaving I'm getting dressed I'm going I'm feeling kind of yucky
00:30:15I'm sorry okay you didn't do anything it was me I fucked up you said it wasn't serious
00:30:21it wasn't it isn't it doesn't matter I fucked up whatever it is it was I fucked it up okay
00:30:27I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:34yeah
00:30:40friends first
00:30:47friends first
00:30:54hey Beth
00:31:08go away
00:31:10I need to talk to you
00:31:16I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued you on the other hand I don't want to speak
00:31:24to you ever again
00:31:25it's not what you think okay it was a stupid game friends with benefits but it's over now
00:31:30okay I promise
00:31:31do you love her of course not okay she means nothing to me
00:31:43yeah I want to see what happens between us you and me please give me another chance
00:31:56I suppose
00:32:03okay
00:32:07okay
00:32:09okay
00:32:11okay
00:32:12okay
00:32:13okay
00:32:14okay
00:32:18yeah it's me again don't know why you're avoiding me I'm so confused friends forever remember
00:32:28eric
00:32:35hi
00:32:36i'm sorry if it's been a while i know i've been out of touch but i would love to see you again if you're up for it
00:32:45asher
00:32:52asher
00:32:54asher
00:32:55it's me
00:32:56i haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on are you with leanne call me
00:33:00eaahhhhhh
00:33:02eeahhhhhh
00:33:03eeahhhhhh
00:33:04eeahhhhhh
00:33:05eeahhhhhh
00:33:06eeahhhhhh
00:33:07eeahhhhhh
00:33:08eeahhhhhh
00:33:09eeahhhhhh
00:33:10eeahhhhhh
00:33:11eeahhhhhh
00:33:12eeahhhhhh
00:33:13eeahhhhhh
00:33:14okay leyanne i don't know what I did to drive you away but I'll leave you alone now
00:33:17if you ever want to be friends again you know where to find me
00:33:22I know where to find me.
00:33:45It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um...
00:33:51I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:54and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher? Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her. You lied to me!
00:34:05Okay. Miss you.
00:34:07Call me. Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Uh, listen. I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:20and spend some time with you,
00:34:22but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:28I'll call you when I can Karate.
00:34:30I'll call you when I can.
00:34:31Aaaaaaaahhh!
00:34:35Aaaaaah!
00:34:36Aaaaaahhh!
00:34:37Aaaaaahhh!
00:34:38Aaaaaah!
00:34:39Aaaaaahhh!
00:34:40Aaaaaah!
00:34:41Aaaaaah!
00:34:42Asher, keep coming!
00:34:46Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think you've had enough.
00:35:16How about we head back to the mod, babe?
00:35:21Fabulous.
00:35:25Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:31A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:01I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:40You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:50It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:56Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:02I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:06No way.
00:37:07No way.
00:37:08No way.
00:37:09No way.
00:37:10No way.
00:37:11No way.
00:37:12No way.
00:37:24No way.
00:38:55The best isn't good enough.
00:38:56He causes the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember that part of your life is over?
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:20Come on.
00:39:22Come on.
00:40:38Let's go back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:01I'm fired, Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:21She...
00:41:25She...
00:41:30Shit.
00:42:00Shit.
00:42:30Shit.
00:42:42Shit.
00:43:00Hey Eric, thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out. Love, her friend with benefits,
00:43:24Liam. XOXO. When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Liam.
00:43:38I can't believe you think I'm lying. Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it. You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally
00:43:48sent me a text meant for him. I'm going to be so stupid. I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend. Clearly not.
00:44:06I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there,
00:44:11but if you want to break up over this, then fine. I do.
00:44:23Kate.
00:44:41I will, I will, I will.
00:45:00Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert. Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:46:00They say it's your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get
00:46:05along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:12Hello.
00:46:31Did you, uh, get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses
00:46:37and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:41Sure. Thanks.
00:47:01Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:07You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:42Who's this source?
00:47:48Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But you never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:20So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:24Asha?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:46Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:06Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:21You are dead to me.
00:49:40You are dead to me.
00:49:48You are dead to me.
00:49:48I can put your eyes on my face.
00:49:48I can put your eyes on the face.
00:52:20God, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:29Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:41It was Beth.
00:52:42She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:49I think it's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:00Shit.
00:53:06He blocked me?
00:53:07Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:37I don't know.
00:54:07God bless you.
00:54:37Oh my god, she's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Beth, you set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:02You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:07I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise, Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are...
00:55:31You're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:43Just...
00:55:44Please.
00:55:45Beth...
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:48Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:51But you've gotta go.
00:55:52I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:53But you've gotta go.
00:55:54I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:55But you've gotta go.
00:55:56No!
00:55:57I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:59I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:02But you've gotta go.
00:56:04No!
00:56:05No!
00:56:06No!
00:56:07I can't...
00:56:08No!
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:10I don't know.
00:56:40Oh, my God.
00:57:10Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way, you're fired!
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:04Toodles!
00:58:05Toots!
00:58:06Toodles!
00:58:07Oh, my God.
00:58:37Oh, my God.
00:59:07No.
00:59:17Oh.
00:59:22Get.
00:59:37Okay.
00:59:38Oh, my God.
00:59:52No, no, no, no.
00:59:53Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:55No!
00:59:56Come on!
01:00:07Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:17in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:19Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join
01:00:28in.
01:00:29Stop.
01:00:30What are you doing here?
01:00:33Keep going fast.
01:00:34What's going on, Beth?
01:00:36Security, take this woman away.
01:00:38She's clearly deranged.
01:00:40Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:51What?
01:00:52That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:58She's crazy.
01:00:59Security!
01:01:00She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:07No, no, no, Asher, you love me.
01:01:09We're getting married today.
01:01:11Go, go, go!
01:01:12Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:17Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:18Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you, baby.
01:01:20For us.
01:01:21Get off me.
01:01:22Get off me.
01:01:23I will kill you.
01:01:24I will kill you.
01:01:25I will kill you!
01:01:26Just, ah!
01:01:27Get off me!
01:01:28Hey!
01:01:29No!
01:01:30I'm sorry!
01:01:31No!
01:01:32No!
01:01:33No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:34I-
01:01:35I-
01:01:36I-
01:01:37I-
01:01:38I-
01:01:39I-
01:01:40I-
01:01:41I-
01:01:42I-
01:01:43I-
01:01:44I-
01:01:45I-
01:01:46I'm sorry.
01:01:47No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:50I, back off!
01:01:51Won't you take me?
01:01:52Ask for it, don't let me allow you to decline!
01:01:58Hey.
01:01:59You okay?
01:02:02Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07God.
01:02:08Can someone grab a chair?
01:02:12You okay?
01:02:14Yeah, I think so.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19God.
01:02:20Someone grab a chair.
01:02:26Babe.
01:02:27Hey.
01:02:28Wake up, babe.
01:02:29Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey, wake up.
01:02:33Wake up, baby.
01:02:34The end.
01:02:35Oh.
01:02:37Asher.
01:02:38Yes, it's me.
01:02:39And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:58I'm sure I love you.
01:02:59I love you, Lee.
01:03:00Let me help you.
01:03:01Come on.
01:03:02Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:16Will you marry me?
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:18Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:20Yes.
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23Yes.
01:03:24Yes.
01:03:25Yes.
01:03:26Yes.
01:03:27They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:29But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:48Yes.
01:03:49Yes.
01:03:50Yes.
01:03:51Yes.
01:03:52Yes.
01:03:54Yes.
01:03:55Maybe she lives on the phone, or the plan that we all have had for her, or next, just
01:04:05one thing you are going to be doing to take care of.
01:04:09What would you do?
01:04:10I'll tell you all about what30 people are and we'll have to take care of.
01:04:12I encourage you as many weekends.
01:04:14Anduinart has a different spectrum of what 2020 seems to have been happening now.