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00:00You know, she was saying some really fucked up shit to me while he was sleeping.
00:11Astrid.
00:12She was like telling me to get the fuck out of the house.
00:14I want to hang with my mama.
00:17That's really rude.
00:19You shouldn't be saying that to our guest.
00:21What else did you say?
00:22You said I was broke.
00:23You said I'm not as cool as I think I am.
00:26You said I had big waist man energy.
00:28I told you not to say that.
00:29That is so mean.
00:31She's a monster.
00:32I'm sorry.
00:34Fuck.
00:35I need to go.
00:36Oh shit.
00:37You know I could come with you.
00:38I mean the pictures of the house are so gorgeous.
00:40It's basically the estate I came here for.
00:43It's basically princess diaries.
00:45Yeah, I feel like going to parents is more of a be invited than invite yourself thing, no?
00:51Well, I thought we were kind of past that.
00:53Look, we've got time.
00:54Um, it's just like I have stuff to sort out today.
00:59It's going to be boring.
01:00At least I wish I knew what stuff it was, but I don't want to be pushy.
01:04Then don't be pushy.
01:07See you later.
01:08You're awesome.
01:10Tell your mom I said hi if she asks who you're fucking during sex.
01:14I don't know.
01:19I mean, it's not a UTI.
01:21I've tried those before.
01:22Okay, yeast infection?
01:24Nope.
01:24It could be chlamydia.
01:27I don't know.
01:27You know.
01:28Okay, honey.
01:29I'm actually really busy on my land acknowledgments committee.
01:33And it's a Zoom meeting.
01:34So I'm going to just pass you on to grandma, okay?
01:37Finally.
01:37Yeah, finally.
01:38Okay.
01:39Hello, honey.
01:42I hear your poom poom hurts.
01:45Wow, word really travels fast.
01:47Is it a shallow pain or very deep on penetration?
01:52No, it's like really deep.
01:53It's like deep, deep inside of my body.
01:55Okay.
01:56Back in my time, we had a name for that.
02:00Honeymoon cystitis.
02:01What does that mean?
02:03You've overused the item.
02:05Wow, for only having sex with one person, you really know a lot.
02:09It's funny because I started our honeymoon a virgin.
02:14The first night, I was too tight.
02:17Just so nervous.
02:19The whole boat to Cuba.
02:21I couldn't do it.
02:22It was like my nunu was so shut.
02:25When we got to Cuba, we met up with our friends, Nance and Charlie.
02:31Charlie says he wants to go to this exclusive club.
02:35Moments later, before we even ordered entrees, there was this woman on stage shooting golf balls right out her puss.
02:45A tiny man was catching them in his mouth.
02:50Oh, my God.
02:52Did you, like, freak?
02:53No, I didn't freak.
02:54I thought, well, if she could shoot golf balls, I could handle one mid-sized lung.
03:02And you know what?
03:03After that, we had an amazingly adventurous sexual life.
03:07And I got to know that woman.
03:09And I became her understudy.
03:13Okay, that's an amazing story.
03:14It's hilarious in all the right places.
03:16I just, I don't know what to do about my sore insides right now.
03:19Oh, well, you just tell your guy.
03:22I adore you.
03:24You drive me wild.
03:25But we're overusing the hardware.
03:27Look at all these other cars.
03:31Well, that looks like a piece of shit.
03:32Look at the grey one.
03:32Yeah.
03:33No, look at the grey one properly.
03:35That looks like it's worth less than this car to me.
03:38I'm doing you a favour because I like your shoes.
03:45Okay, fine.
03:46Yeah.
03:46Yeah?
03:47Grand.
03:47Yeah.
03:47Yeah.
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03:55Yeah.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57He's got long skinny legs and holes in his pants.
04:07I love the way he sings.
04:10I've never really seen him dance.
04:13Cause it's me.
04:15I made you in my intent.
04:19If I ask you to understand.
04:23That I see what I see.
04:28I'm the sea right in.
04:34You can beat me in.
04:41The sea with me in.
04:52I'm the sea right in.
04:53Yeah.
04:55I'm waiting for forty minutes. I had to watch a bunch of school children
05:21dance into their parents arms. It was like 1997 all over again.
05:24So, dance into mine. Come on, baby. Dance my little one.
05:33Hi, hi, hi. Hello. How are you?
05:36I'm all right.
05:37Oh my. My little one. Okay.
05:46The dog. Yeah, right?
05:52Crazy. Yeah.
05:56She looks sick. Is she to die soon?
05:59No, she's not dying. That's just what she looks like.
06:05She's expressing so much with her eyes. She's saying, love me well. I have to go from here
06:13or something.
06:14The dog?
06:15Yeah.
06:16Yeah.
06:28Mama, I'm showing you the picture because of the girl.
06:32What? This girl?
06:36This girl? Yeah.
06:38Ah.
06:39She feels so late. She won't blow away.
06:49Yeah. Okay.
06:50But I like Jacqueline's eyes.
06:54Jessica? Do you mean Jessica?
06:56I call her what makes sense to me.
06:58Okay.
06:59All right.
07:02How is, uh...
07:04How's Pa doing?
07:06You know, he's focused.
07:09He's going to get us out of this.
07:12I feel like it's a bit late for that.
07:15Kind of running out of luck, don't you think?
07:19I actually feel like if he just accepted that, then, like, you two could just get on and enjoy
07:25your lives for once.
07:26No, no, no, no, no, no, Fifi.
07:28He is my knight in shining armour.
07:35I chose him, so what choice do I have now but to believe?
07:41No, not to believe, to know.
07:44Hey, you want to stop by the old house?
07:49No thanks.
07:50Maybe...
07:52we buy it back.
07:54Maybe you come live there with another kid.
07:58Jim Satter?
07:59Jessica.
08:00Ah, Jessica maybe.
08:02Your baby sleep in your old bed.
08:06You never know.
08:08I don't know.
08:26Mm-hmm.
08:28There it is.
08:33Look out to her.
08:34I mean, it's not our house.
08:39We haven't lived there for, what, like,
08:4115 years?
08:4214 years.
08:46OK.
08:49Shall we go?
08:53What the fuck?
08:55They leave the door unlocked.
08:58I check every day.
09:01You're trying to get me arrested for trespassing or something?
09:07You can't be arrested in your own home.
09:10Once you're home, always you're home.
09:13It's not how it works.
09:15That's not the law.
09:19OK, fuck it.
09:24Mm-hmm.
09:25You coming?
09:26Mm-hmm.
09:27I stay here.
09:28Smogadjoy.
09:29Cool.
09:30We could both get arrested on separate charges.
09:33I just ...
09:37You could lose.
09:38Ooh-Ä™ bleed.
09:41As experts are alive.
09:42It's not what I'm doing.
09:43It's about how it's gonna pay us
09:48Butira's a jotting away.
09:49It's near me.
09:50I'm still Cristina.
09:52We've got you tonight at bodily times.
09:54That's goodSCIOUS.
09:56What are the shots that don't work?
09:58I was worried about that.
09:59I realized that I'm only having to walk around
10:01Not terribly bad, eh?
10:23It's amazing.
10:24I rode that in only ten minutes
10:25after Ma ran away for the weekend with Leland Fellows.
10:31I love it.
10:45What are you thinking?
10:47Huh, Fifi?
10:49Well, it's...
10:49No, no, no, don't tell me, darling, please.
10:58Don't hang up, please, Baron.
11:00Please, I love you so much.
11:04I can't promise I won't do something awful.
11:09You don't need anybody who makes you sad.
11:12How did you get so wise, my wise little boy?
11:18You know why you're here, don't you, Phoenix?
11:22I...
11:22I think so.
11:25I work hard for this life
11:27and to pay for you to attend a very fine school.
11:32And the deal is,
11:33you must at least try
11:35not to let yourself down
11:37and let me down in the process.
11:41And this...
11:43this just shows you aren't even trying.
11:53It's okay.
11:56You come in.
11:57Are you all right, Mama?
12:04Your father, he lives in his own world, so...
12:10here I am in my own world.
12:15Mama?
12:19Pa?
12:20Pa?
12:20When do they come back?
12:21When will who come back?
12:24Pa and Mama have been gone for so long.
12:28I don't feel so well.
12:29I have a fever.
12:30Who's looking after you?
12:34Who cooks for you?
12:35Who cleans for you?
12:36Who makes your dinner?
12:37You do.
12:37And who's here when you wake up
12:38and when you go to sleep?
12:40You are.
12:42When will you get it through your head?
12:45They aren't here.
12:47Now, tell me you love me.
12:49You are.
12:50Who's here when you wake up
12:51and when you go to sleep?
12:52You are.
12:53When will you get it through your head?
12:55They aren't here.
12:56You love me.
13:00I love you.
13:02Say it again, louder.
13:04I love you.
13:26Hey, my boy.
13:30Well, I hope you have most of the hungry feelings,
13:32because this is quite chow-hearty roast.
13:35You know we're not hired help.
13:37Do you want to lend us a hand?
13:38She doesn't have to.
13:40Thank you, thank you, thank you.
13:42You are so kind.
13:43Stop me here.
13:44As you know, I've got...
13:46The tachycardia I'm suffering from makes me dizzy sometimes.
13:50Self-diagnosed.
13:51Self-diagnosed tachycardia.
13:53I don't know what it is.
13:54The NHS has one year waiting this, Felix.
13:57Broken fucking country.
13:59And frankly...
14:01Yes, I'm going to use the internet.
14:04And my best preserved organ.
14:07The pancreas.
14:09I'd rather be dead than leave here.
14:15Oh, your Japanese is so weird.
14:17Cool dinner chat, guys.
14:19Can I just ask Ma, is that like an empty threat,
14:21or are you just telling us what you're going to do?
14:23I never sleep.
14:25It's torture.
14:26The sound of the light bulbs.
14:32It'll soon be alright.
14:34Look, I'm in talks with Jack DeBove, okay?
14:37And I'm thinking of investing in a small enterprise
14:41that offers car insurance to people with heavy police records.
14:45Oh, nice.
14:46Yeah, nice.
14:47Glad to hear you're finding a way to make the world a better place.
14:49As per.
14:50Yes.
14:51He's a narcissist, you know.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Really?
14:54Yeah.
14:55That would never cross my mind.
14:56No, and it's so lonely now with your girl.
15:00My only playmate.
15:01You know that?
15:02Have you thought about, like, do you know what a friend is, Ma?
15:05Could maybe think about getting some friends?
15:06Really?
15:07Yeah, I recommend it.
15:08Honto dayo.
15:09She's entirely devoid of friends.
15:12I'm moving out, you know.
15:13At the moment I find a job.
15:15My friend Justine has a massive boiler room.
15:18What?
15:19Did you say boiler room?
15:20Yeah.
15:21Can't even say.
15:22Please don't tell me off about this.
15:24I'm exhausted.
15:26My mind feels crispy.
15:28Like, that's resourceful.
15:30I was going to say that's, like, resourceful.
15:32Like, good for you.
15:33Oh.
15:34Boiler room, yeah.
15:35Sounds cosy.
15:36Oh, that's nice.
15:37I thought that you were teasing me.
15:38You've always teased me, even though I'm ten years older than you.
15:40And it's meant to be reversed.
15:41Potatoes and Yorkshire's a bit.
15:43Yeah, yeah.
15:44I could say that you're a cocaine shovel with holes in all your socks.
15:47I'm genuinely not teasing you.
15:48I genuinely think that is a resourceful choice to make,
15:50and you're always making resourceful decisions, and I respect you.
15:53Also, like, in your own fucked up way,
15:55you're kind of a brave person.
15:57Right, guys?
15:58Also, in terms of cocaine,
16:00I don't know if this has penetrated for anyone,
16:02but I've actually been clean for, like, nearly three years now.
16:04Felix, um...
16:05Yeah, cool.
16:06No-one cares.
16:07Do you have space for the piano where you're living now?
16:10Why? You're getting rid of it fine.
16:11He asks me this every year.
16:13Swedish death, they call it.
16:15No, that's the answer.
16:16It's the act of releasing all your worldly goods
16:20before you've left the planet.
16:22It means your descendants don't have to squabble
16:25and, you know, sort through your detritus,
16:28so your children can mourn your passing
16:31without haggling with an auction house
16:33or hunting for stories.
16:36Family, could we please talk a bit about Daryl?
16:38I really like him.
16:40I may even...
16:42L-O-V-E him.
16:44His eyes, they are the strangest shade of red.
16:47Oh, cool, like a vampire?
16:48No, more like a bunny.
16:50Oh, and, you know, he's a party clown,
16:52which means he's wonderful with children.
16:54Have you heard of John Wayne Gacy?
16:56Yeah, that's what that normally means.
16:57He found a bunch of baby squirrels on Long Mind
16:59and he just fed them various milks.
17:03Various milks?
17:05Of course, they're like bunny, dad, squirrel babies.
17:07Don't make fun.
17:09He could be my husband.
17:11Your brother-in-law.
17:13You love to love a lion.
17:15No?
17:16For that, we love you.
17:18Just love someone who never moves you to a bungalow.
17:22Whoa, she burned.
17:23Ouch.
17:24You know, a single rabbit can have a thousand babies
17:27in her lifetime.
17:28And if it's a male one, tens of thousands more.
17:31That's why the phrase,
17:33to fuck like bunnies, has entered the lexicon.
17:36It's interesting, isn't it?
17:37You know, learning the origins of our words and phrases.
17:40Thanks, Pop.
17:41Yeah.
17:42I feel like if she did kill herself,
17:44you'd just be like quoting facts over her grave.
17:47Yeah, I need a gravy sauce.
17:49I need it.
17:51Thank you so much.
17:52So, uh...
17:54You have it?
17:55Yeah.
17:56I don't understand why we have to do it out here.
17:58Like, some kind of drug deal.
18:00I don't wanna...
18:01I don't wanna trouble your mother.
18:02She's been through a lot and...
18:04Worry doesn't agree with her.
18:06Her head's been aching.
18:07What are you even gonna do with a thousand quid?
18:10Uh...
18:11Well...
18:12Half is for bills.
18:13The other half is to start a payment plan with Jean-Philippe.
18:17Buy back the house.
18:20With 500 quid?
18:22Well, it'll show him I'm good for it, you know.
18:25But you're not good for it.
18:27Fine, look.
18:28It's not my business.
18:29I don't know what you want.
18:32It's just temporary, you know.
18:35It's, um...
18:36I'll soon get out of this little hole.
18:38We'll get the house back.
18:39You know me, Felix.
18:41I've always been a bit of a chancer.
18:43I've had plenty of success in my life.
18:46I've paid for my parents to live through their golden years.
18:50But you lot through school?
18:52Not quite in my case.
18:54But, uh, I...
18:56I admit, I sometimes...
18:58fly a little closer to the sun,
19:00but I land on my feet.
19:02It's funny,
19:03because you always got so angry with me when I took chances.
19:05Like, when I moved to London,
19:07quit school,
19:08try to be a musician.
19:09You were livid.
19:10Ha!
19:11Yeah, well, here's the thing about chances.
19:13Um...
19:14They've got to come off.
19:15Okay.
19:17How's this one going for you?
19:20Do you know what, Pa?
19:21I sort of feel like we need to get a bit real about this.
19:24It's not like you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
19:27Wasn't your dad some Hungarian immigrant
19:29who delivered milk in Croydon?
19:32Who told you you were supposed to become some fucking lord?
19:35I had a dream about my father last week.
19:40It was the strangest thing.
19:42And I looked at him and I said,
19:45Henry,
19:46what are you doing here?
19:48And he stared straight back at me.
19:51And he said,
19:52Simon,
19:54don't be a servant to fortune.
19:57Okay.
19:58What the fuck does that mean?
20:00Don't live your life in search of luck.
20:03Because maybe
20:05we each get so much luck in our life
20:08and we must be grateful for the luck we have.
20:11and stop hunting for more.
20:15Look, thank you for this.
20:16Thank you for the walking around money.
20:19I suppose there comes a time
20:20when every child takes over from their parent.
20:23We spent what we had on you.
20:26Now it's your turn.
20:28You're not going to ask me where I got it from?
20:31But I assume you didn't steal it.
20:34But I assume you didn't steal it.
20:36Nice walk for my man.
20:37Glorious.
20:38Oh.
20:39Hi.
20:40Hi.
20:41Hi.
20:42Hi.
20:43Camel.
20:44Hi.
20:45Bye.
20:46Mmm.
20:47Where's this?
20:48Bye.
20:49See ya.
20:50Bye ma.
20:51Love you.
20:52W.
20:57WCB.
20:58Okay, here.
20:59Okay.
21:00Okay.
21:01Nice walk for my man.
21:05Glorious.
21:07Bye.
21:08Okay, I'm off.
21:10Bye.
21:12Bye, sis.
21:13Bye.
21:14See ya.
21:16Bye, ma.
21:17Love you, WCB.
21:20Okay, yeah, okay.
21:25We all have pain.
21:28We haven't made it perfect, but we have tried.
21:40Okay.
21:41All right.
21:43Thanks, ma.
21:45See ya.
21:46Okay.
21:47See ya, pa.
21:48Hope so.
21:59Naughty.
22:02Someone throw a bucket of water over her.
22:05You did?
22:07Yes.
22:08When Victoria ascended to Therese in 1837,
22:12the book of New York married to her...
22:16Hi.
22:17Hi.
22:20Oh my god, did you know that Queen Victoria
22:23is the reason why lesbians are legal?
22:25Other than that, her life's been a real snooze.
22:28How was your day?
22:29I feel like I'd make a really good royal, actually,
22:31because I just love sitting on tuffets and stuff.
22:36Are you all right?
22:37Yeah.
22:39No, something's wrong.
22:40What's wrong?
22:42No, I'm literally just arriving.
22:47Why are you staring at me like that?
22:49Fucking hell.
22:50What happened?
22:50Something happened.
22:54I want to know what happened.
22:55I don't want to be, like, an emotional detective.
22:56Actually, nothing's happened.
22:58I'm just, like, making a cup of tea.
23:01Okay.
23:04What the fuck are you doing?
23:06I did that because I know it's all plastic.
23:08And I'm trying to shock you.
23:10So tell me what's going on.
23:11I mean, I can tell you, but, like, if I do,
23:20there's no, like, I'm saying it.
23:21We can't go back to a time when I haven't said it to you.
23:25And maybe you don't want to know.
23:28I always want to know.
23:29Well, my parents don't live in that fancy house anymore.
23:37They live in, like, a weird bungalow by the airport.
23:41And I sold my car this morning
23:45because my dad has, like, £70 in his bank account.
23:49And then I got so, like, angry with his whole way of being
23:53that I stole it back.
23:56My sister's in her 40s.
23:59She still plays with cuddly toys.
24:01And my mum's, like, constantly threatening to kill herself.
24:05Hmph.
24:06They sound fun.
24:07Yeah.
24:08They're fun.
24:09Yes.
24:10Oh, fuck's sake.
24:11I'm trying to fucking tell you something.
24:13You keep fucking, like, crowding me out.
24:14I'm just trying to be nice.
24:16I'm just going to stay here,
24:17but I just want you to know that there's, like,
24:19a shaking woman in the kitchen
24:20because I want to help.
24:21But I'm not, um, I will give you space
24:23and I'll just be here in the kitchen.
24:26Honey, what's wrong?
24:38I was brought up by a nanny
24:41because my parents were always
24:44fucking doing something.
24:47And she wasn't a very nice person, I guess.
24:57And, like, mum and dad were always, like,
25:04too wrapped up in their own shit to notice
25:06that there was, like, a...
25:08You know, like a kiddie fiddler living in the house
25:12with their children?
25:14Oh, my God.
25:18Like she molested you?
25:20Yeah, that's what kiddie fiddler means.
25:22You know, I think a babysitter did something to me once.
25:29I don't know for sure,
25:30but I always feel weird
25:32when I see this certain colour of tile.
25:34What is this?
25:35Like I'm the last off now?
25:37My God, no.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:39I was just...
25:41I was saying that because I'm here
25:42and I'm not scared
25:44because I'm here and I'm not scared
25:45and I see you.
25:46I'm just trying to make you feel better
25:48because I'm sorry that happened.
25:50I'm sorry that that happened.
25:58I have a very chaotic mind
26:00and you're going to start to notice.
26:02And, like,
26:03I was never really tucked in as a kid.
26:06So, like, whenever it gets dark,
26:08I always get this weird feeling
26:10that, like,
26:11everyone's going to a party without me.
26:14And, I don't know,
26:15maybe that's why I'm, like,
26:16going to try and find a party or something.
26:21You were never tucked in?
26:25Huh?
26:25You were never tucked in?
26:28Okay.
26:29So,
26:30in a traditional tuck-in at my house,
26:32first I have to
26:33make you kind of
26:34a burrito.
26:35Okay.
26:36Do you feel good?
26:37Do you want your arms out?
26:38Do you want your arms out or in?
26:39Yeah, sure.
26:40Okay.
26:41And then I would
26:43do waterfalls.
26:46Like that.
26:48Does that feel nice?
26:51You have to do it seriously.
26:52Okay.
26:53Sorry, yeah.
26:55Nice and relaxed.
26:56Yeah, that is kind of nice.
26:58It's kind of nice.
26:59No, no.
27:02What?
27:03I adore you.
27:05You drive me wild.
27:06But, honey,
27:06we're overusing the hardware.
27:08It's not about that.
27:09Not tonight, okay?
27:11I understand.
27:11And, plus, it's weird
27:12because I'm tucking you in.
27:14So, stay focused.
27:15Okay.
27:16Don't make it sexual.
27:17Yeah.
27:18Yeah, check out.
27:18Okay, and now
27:22I'm going to sing to you
27:23that I'm a little bit rusty
27:26so I'm nervous.
27:29But this is, like,
27:31my dad's favorite song
27:32that you would always sing to us, okay?
27:34Okay.
27:34Oh, a song will lift
27:42As the mainsail shifts
27:45And the boat drifts
27:48Unto the shoreline
27:51And the sun will respect
27:54Every face on the deck
27:58The hour that the ship rolls in
28:02And the sand will roll out
28:07A carpet of gold
28:09For your weary toes
28:11To be a touching
28:12And the ship's wise men
28:17Will remind you once again
28:20That the whole wide world
28:24Is watching
28:26I love you.
28:32I found God
28:39On the corner of First and Amistad
28:42Where the West
28:45Was all but one
28:49All alone
28:52Smoking his last cigarette
28:56Said, where you been?
28:59He should ask me anything
29:02Where were you?
29:05And all I needed
29:08Was a call
29:10That never came
29:13To the corner of First and Amistad
29:17Lost and Insecure
29:21Lost and Insecure
29:22You found me
29:24You found me
29:26That never came
29:27That never came
29:28To the corner of First and Amistad
29:30Insecure
29:30And all I need
29:31To be insecure
29:31Insecure
29:32That never came
29:33To be insecure
29:34Insecure
29:34Insecure
29:35Insecure
29:35Insecure
29:36Insecure
29:37And all I need
29:37To be insecure
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