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Tom and Jerry is a classic animated series created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. It features the comedic rivalry between Tom, a mischievous cat, and Jerry, a clever mouse. The show is known for its slapstick humor, where Tom relentlessly tries to catch Jerry, but the mouse always outsmarts him, often leading to humorous and chaotic situations. With minimal dialogue, the series relies on physical comedy, lively chases, and clever antics to entertain audiences of all ages. Over the years, Tom and Jerry has become one of the most iconic and beloved cartoons in animation history.

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00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00There.
01:07Now, don't touch your TV until the paint is dry.
01:10Aha!
01:11What have we here?
01:13A perfectly good TV set.
01:15But a perfectly nasty mouse.
01:22Hey!
01:23That's a nasty TV set, Slick.
01:25It's all yours, Spike.
01:27Gee, thanks, Slick.
01:29I hope you like watermelon.
01:36Ridiculous and appealing.
01:39Just like this next Tom and Jerry cartoon.
01:44Mom!
01:45Come here!
01:59Mom!
02:00Come here!
02:01Grandma!
02:02This is Tom.
02:06Tom!
02:07Now, you be good while Grandma's visiting.
02:09Stay out of trouble.
02:10Oh, what a cute little hamster.
02:12Aw, he looks just like my darling little Throckmorton.
02:16may he rest in...
02:17waylaid by a low-down, dirty rotten cat, back in 29.
02:31Now, don't you threaten on little hamster.
02:32And don't you get any funny ideas, Furface.
02:34Here, little cutie, have a cake.
02:38And this cheese.
02:39And this cheese.
02:40And some soda pop.
02:41And these sirloin steaks.
02:42And some donuts.
02:43And caviar.
02:44And these cookies.
02:45Why, all you cutie little hamsters just love cookies.
02:46Why, all you cutie little hamsters just love cookies.
03:15What you think you're doing, clown?
03:39Get your greasy paws off in my hamster, Fuzzface.
03:42Hit the road, Toad.
03:44Move it, tuna brush.
03:45Was that walkin' flea circus givin' you a hard time?
03:52Not as long as I'm here.
03:57If he tries anything, just whistle for old Granny.
04:00That's it.
04:02And have some ice cream and these pumpkin pies
04:05and a glass of milk and this roast turkey.
04:08No.
04:09No.
04:14That's it, clown!
04:29That did it, clown.
04:37You mess with my hamster one more time, and I'm hauling you to the doghouse.
04:42Hamster, you're looking puny.
04:44Have another cake, and this watermelon, and a biscuit, and some grapes, and...
04:59Have another cake.
05:59Did Grandma get to the airport on time?
06:18Yes, she sure is lucky spending a whole year away in Hawaii.
06:59I just couldn't leave without you, cutie.
07:02Made him turn the whole plane around.
07:05Come on, hamster.
07:07A year in Hawaii will put some meat on those cuny little bones of yours.
07:11Gracious sakes, you eat like a bird.
07:13Outro music.
07:29An apple just fell on my head.
07:48Yeah, that's what we call gravity.
07:50That's what I call applesauce head.
07:56What is it?
07:58Yeah, I'm selling the newest in vacuum cleaners.
08:00One push on the button and all the unsightly mess disappears.
08:07Well, what do you know?
08:08It works.
08:10If you think that's funny, wait till you see me in my next adventure.
08:15It's really funny.
08:17Hello folks, I'm Droopy Dog, Mother Hubbard's favorite dog.
08:44Droopy, oh, Droopy Dog.
08:47Now she wants me to come in for my daily bone treat.
08:52Isn't she sweet?
08:54I'll go to the cupboard to fetch it for you.
08:57Come in, Mother Hubbard.
08:58My heavens, the cupboard is bare, except for this note.
09:07I'd better check it for clues.
09:10Sweet Mother Hubbard, hmm.
09:14Just as I suspected, our prime suspect is Slick Wolf.
09:19Amazing, Droopy.
09:21How did you guess?
09:22It says, very truly yours, Slick Wolf.
09:27Hmm.
09:28I will apprehend the scoundrel before the little boy blue blows his horn.
09:41Do my eyes deceive me, or is that little red riding hood ahead?
09:53Hello, Red.
09:55How are things?
09:56Hi, Droopy.
09:58I gotta run this takeout order over to Grandma's pad.
10:01Trouble is, my new shoes are killing me.
10:03Can I be of assistance?
10:06Hmm.
10:07I thought you'd never ask.
10:08I'll just take a shortcut through the woods.
10:25Who is it?
10:26Who is it?
10:36It is I.
10:37Droopy ground, Mama.
10:39With a tasty lunch to cheer you up.
10:43Oh, how dare of you, sweet little Droopy.
10:47Thanks for the free meal, sucker.
10:48Thanks for the free meal, sucker.
10:49Uh-oh.
10:50Looks like I'm on to a clue.
10:54Oh, Slick, I think I should warn you about one little thing.
11:00Yeah?
11:01What is it?
11:02That basket you stole is filled with seafood.
11:06Great!
11:07I love seafood.
11:08Live seafood, that is.
11:09Live seafood, that is.
11:10Live seafood, that is.
11:12He he he he he.
11:13He he he he he.
11:15Once again, always peaceful in storybook land.
11:30Uh-oh.
11:31What's this?
11:32A damsel in distress?
11:34Why, it's Little Ms. Goldilocks.
11:37You look like you have a problem, Goldie.
11:42I'd call that a problem.
11:43Careful. It may contain a clue.
11:47Hmm. Uh-huh. Just as I suspected.
11:52Blood already.
11:53See? Large thumbprints in porridge.
11:58Bowls are mine. Read it already.
12:00Have porridge waiting or else. Fine. Flick Wolf.
12:03So what the poor Goldilocks to do? I'm fresh out of porridge.
12:07Quick. Inside and lock the door.
12:11We'll think of something.
12:17I've come for, uh, the porridge.
12:20Uh-oh.
12:27The three bears aren't here,
12:30and there isn't any more porridge, Flick.
12:38Oh, yeah?
12:39Of course, if you care to come in and look around for yourself.
12:45It won't do you any good.
12:46The three bears move down,
12:47but they sublet the place of three gorillas.
12:50Heh-heh.
12:51This is really rich.
12:53Three gorillas.
12:54Heh-heh-heh.
12:55Heh-heh.
12:56Heh-heh.
12:56Heh-heh.
12:56Heh-heh.
12:57Heh-heh.
12:57No need to lie to defend me,
13:00kind Goldilocks.
13:02So who's lying?
13:03They should be home any second now.
13:04Heh-heh-heh.
13:05Heh-heh-heh.
13:05Three gorillas.
13:07Gonna be home any second now.
13:09Heh-heh.
13:10Heh-heh.
13:10That's rich.
13:11Stop ya.
13:12Heh-heh.
13:12Heh-heh.
13:13Heh-heh.
13:13Heh-heh.
13:13Heh-heh.
13:14Heh-heh.
13:14Heh-heh.
13:15Heh-heh.
13:15Heh-heh.
13:16So what can I do for you, Droopy?
13:30Your friendship is enough, my dear.
13:32You know, you're kind of neat.
13:34A little droopy, but kind of neat.
13:41Just like the book says, folks.
13:43Everyone lived happily ever after.
13:48Heh-heh-heh.
13:48Heh-heh.
13:49Heh-heh.
13:49Eh?
13:50Speak for yourself!
13:52Ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:56Hair!
13:58You know, that wasn't as easy as it looked.
14:24It was easier.
14:28That was very amusing, and so is this next Tom and Jerry adventure.
14:56Oh, that must be Aunt Henrietta.
15:08Oh, that must be Aunt Henrietta.
15:22Hello, Claudia.
15:25Here's Bertram.
15:26You're so kind to take care of him for me.
15:29Not at all.
15:30It'll be fun having a talking parrot around.
15:33Hello, Bertram.
15:34Want a cracker?
15:35I'd rather have a ham on rice.
15:37Oh, well, isn't he the smart little fellow?
15:41Have a wonderful time, Aunt Henrietta.
15:43I'm sure Bertram will be just fine here for the weekend.
15:46Bye.
15:51Enjoy your stay, Bertram.
16:02Pretty average house.
16:05Average furniture.
16:10Average table.
16:11Average chairs.
16:20Average dump cap.
16:22What?
16:23Get off, Bertram.
16:24Hey.
16:37Wow, this one's fine.
16:38Thanks, pal.
16:44I think that cop needs a good lesson.
16:46Now, here's what we do.
16:47What?
16:47What?
16:59Hey.
17:14Jesus.
17:15Have a good night.
17:16All right, who's responsible for this mess?
17:40Watch it to you.
17:42Oh, a wise cat.
17:43Huh?
17:44Clean it up.
17:45Oh, who's going to make me, Big Shot?
17:51And stay out until you learn some manners.
18:00He needs one more lesson.
18:01Oh, bye-bye.
18:02Oh, bye-bye.
18:15Bullseye.
18:23One more time.
18:24Lower and closer.
18:28Come on out, you coward.
18:30Oh, turn out the lights.
18:39Hey, cat.
18:40What do you got under the cloth?
18:41Yeah.
18:42A big dog.
18:50I asked you a question, cat.
18:52What have you got there?
18:54None of your business, Tubbo.
18:55It's my steak.
18:56I found it first.
18:58Oh, a steak, huh?
18:59Holdin' out on me, eh, wise guy?
19:01Get lost, big mouth.
19:03Ooh, get on top of the old spike, huh?
19:10The heat must be gettin' to your cat.
19:12Watch this.
19:33Oh, hold it, you big dog.
19:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:36Get the phone.
19:37Ha, ha, ha.
19:38Give me that phone, wise guy.
19:43Got it again, Cubby.
19:46Oh, yeah?
19:56Over here, you big dog.
19:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:08Catch me if you can, you big cub of lard.
20:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:12Just wait till I get that cat.
20:27Oh, come and get me, fellas.
20:28Catch me if you can.
20:29Oh, oh.
20:32Hey, cat, me first.
20:34Ah, he's mine.
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