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  • 7/8/2025
Tom and Jerry is a classic animated series created by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera. It features the comedic rivalry between Tom, a mischievous cat, and Jerry, a clever mouse. The show is known for its slapstick humor, where Tom relentlessly tries to catch Jerry, but the mouse always outsmarts him, often leading to humorous and chaotic situations. With minimal dialogue, the series relies on physical comedy, lively chases, and clever antics to entertain audiences of all ages. Over the years, Tom and Jerry has become one of the most iconic and beloved cartoons in animation history.

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00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00Not everyone can do that.
01:05Why are you walking around in one paint can?
01:08I left the other one at home.
01:14Makes sense to me.
01:15An umbrella?
01:16What if it still works?
01:20What's a few leaks?
01:26What have we here?
01:28Not just another leaky umbrella.
01:30Hello, Spike.
01:32What have you got there?
01:34An old umbrella?
01:35Huh?
01:36Oh, no.
01:37This is a new portable shower.
01:38Want to buy it for a quarter?
01:40Sure.
01:41Oh, well.
01:43Let's watch Tom and Jerry.
01:46Hi, honey.
01:59How was your day?
02:01What's the matter, dear?
02:04Then no good cat won't catch mice.
02:07He won't, huh?
02:12Well, I can take care of that.
02:15I know just the place to straighten out this good-for-nothing cat.
02:19Attention!
02:38Attention!
02:39You call yourselves cats?
02:48You scrubby, flabby, sloppy, lazy bums?
02:52Well, when we're done teaching you here, you'll be champion mousecatchers.
02:57I need a volunteer.
03:00If you want to volunteer, step forward.
03:03Haven't I seen you someplace before?
03:08We'll see how you do out on the field, Chowderhead.
03:15The next field event is anti-enemy trap deployment.
03:20And if you don't make it, cream puff, you'll do push-ups till I'm hot and thirsty.
03:27Now set out those mouse traps you'll find on that table over there.
03:456, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11.
03:59The next demonstration is pursuit and capture of the enemy.
04:07Whaaat?
04:10Now get that mouse!
04:15...
04:40Sixteen!
04:41Seventeen!
04:42Eight!
04:43Eighteen.
04:45Eighteen.
04:47Nineteen.
04:49We're gonna try you on perimeter guard.
04:52Now guard that refrigerator.
05:13Forty-six.
05:19Forty-seven.
05:21You know, twinkle toes,
05:23you are sorely in need of a little PT.
05:29Physical training.
05:31Get over to that barbell, butter muscle.
05:43The End
06:08One hundred and two, one hundred and three.
06:13I'm giving you one last chance to make good, Bowser Bait.
06:18And if you blow this last event, Tuna Teeth, I'll get mad!
06:25Nobody gets any chow till Nimble Knees finishes the confidence course.
06:55It's gonna be a long time!
07:25Long semester!
07:45This is what I call a street scene.
07:48Mostly because it is a street scene.
07:55That's what I call heavy, heavy!
08:00A hit for weather watchers.
08:02If your thermometer keeps falling, use a stronger nail.
08:06Did you know where Columbus stood when he discovered America?
08:12On his feet!
08:15Let's watch me in my next adventure!
08:19Hello, folks! I'm going to a disco contest!
08:34This would be...
08:39Welcome to the opening night of the Slipped Disco, folks!
08:43And here to dance your hearts away, Giles, is none other than Slick Wolf, heartthrob of millions, and star of his own TV show, Dance to Stardom!
08:58Well, it looks like you won't have any trouble finding a dance partner for the contest, Slick!
09:04Yeah! There's enough of me to go around, Giles!
09:07And here comes another contestant!
09:10Oh, no! I was mistaken!
09:14Sorry, pal! Delivery's in the rear!
09:17Quite the opposite, sir!
09:19I'm here to get down and boogie!
09:22Doo-wah! Doo-wah! Doo-wah!
09:24Doo-wah!
09:25Doo-wah!
09:26Doo-wah!
09:27Doo-wah!
09:28Doo-wah!
09:29Doo-wah!
09:30Doo-wah!
09:31Hey! Let the poor slob in!
09:33I need the laughs!
09:34He-he-he-he!
09:35Uh, let's get the contest rolling!
09:41Alright, gang! Clear the floor!
09:43The dancing is commencing, and Slick is the man to beat!
09:47Oh, reet!
09:48Eh, let's see now!
09:50Too thin!
09:51Too tall!
09:52Too big!
09:53Too small!
09:56Ah, you're just right!
09:58Welcome to stardom, lucky lady!
10:01Get lost, creep!
10:02I want to dance with him!
10:05Oh, this is wonderful!
10:07Don't you think I'm cuddly?
10:10Oh, I like your disco feet!
10:12Oh, wow!
10:14Uptight!
10:15Doo-dee-dee-doo!
10:20Come on!
10:21We'll dance him into the cellar where he belongs!
10:24He-he-he-he-he-he!
10:29Gee!
10:30Slick's a hot dancer!
10:32You should drop the little jerks out of the contest!
10:35Watch my fire!
10:37He-he-he-he-he-he!
10:39Congratulations, Slick!
10:40When you're hot, you're hot!
10:41Moving right along!
10:42The next number is a hot acrobatic disco number!
10:44Let's boogie!
10:45Let's go!
10:46He's calling me Tricky Slicky!
10:48Oopsie!
10:49Dizzy!
10:51Gee!
10:52The next number is a hot, acrobatic disco number.
10:56Let's boogie.
11:05Kids call me Tricky Slicky.
11:10Oopsie.
11:11Dee-hee.
11:14Gee, Slick sure is slick at this sort of thing.
11:18Don't worry, Droop.
11:19Doing fine. Almost.
11:22Hey, you're working up a ladder, Droop.
11:25Here, cool off a little.
11:28Gee, thanks, Slick.
11:32Isn't Slick a nice person?
11:36I like Slick.
11:38Whoops!
11:40Dum-de-dum-de-doo-dee-da-da-da.
11:44Dum-de-dum-dee-da.
11:45With a hard of glass, get down.
11:49Why, that little rut.
11:50Come on, we'll show him.
12:04Okay.
12:04No more Mr. Nice Guy.
12:07Let's get down.
12:08Come on folks, this is it.
12:11Slick's gonna have to give it his best shot.
12:14This is the big one, the solo dance between Disco Slick and Rearie Dog.
12:20That's Droopy Dog.
12:25He's about to hand over the king of the disco title to Drippy Dog.
12:30Droopy's the name, and dancing's my game.
12:33Dum-de-dum-dee-doo, get down, get up, dee-dum-dee-doo.
12:38And may the best disco-er win, Slick.
12:47Now that's what I call a gentleman.
12:50And this is what I call the table-tobble-leg.
12:55Boom-dee-da-boom-boom.
12:56You guys are possible.
13:00Time for the Hidden Springs routine.
13:04And Slick bounces back like a real pro.
13:08He's out dancing hoozits by leaps and bounds.
13:12Who's your little hoozits?
13:14Droopy is his name.
13:16Dum-dee-dee-dum-dum-dum.
13:19Get down, get down.
13:21Yeah, that's right, Dripp.
13:22You get down, get down.
13:24All right, get up, get up.
13:27Whoops.
13:40Mmm, tutti-futti soda.
13:43Thanks, Slick.
13:45I needed that.
13:46You're welcome!
13:50Oh, no!
13:51I think it's time for the break, folks.
13:58You know what, folks?
14:01I'm happy.
14:02You're the lady.
14:20That's Swiss for hello there, folks.
14:24That building is tilted.
14:27You fixed it.
14:28Coo-coo, coo-coo.
14:43It's a living.
14:44Coo-coo, coo-coo.
14:46And if you feel like living it up,
14:50just watch this next Tom and Jerry cartoon.
14:53Hmm.
15:24Come back here with that cheese, you miserable mice.
15:30Come back.
15:42That did it. I'm calling the five-pfeiffer, Puss.
15:46That's right, Mr. Puss.
15:52And if you catch these mice, you'll get all the fish you can eat for a year.
16:00Hmm, how prompt.
16:02Come in, Mr. Puss.
16:04Come in.
16:34Come in.

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