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“The Pill” (2011) is an indie romantic comedy about Fred and Mindy, two very different people who spend a night together and then awkwardly spend the next day hunting down a morning-after pill. As they navigate their clashing personalities, unexpected feelings begin to surface in this witty and heartfelt tale of modern relationships.
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00:01:00This is very nice.
00:01:05What do you want to drink?
00:01:08Oh, you know, I think I should probably go.
00:01:17Where are you going?
00:01:18Home.
00:01:19You just got here.
00:01:20Yeah, but I got to wake up early tomorrow morning and do some stuff, some laundry.
00:01:29Do you have a wife?
00:01:30What?
00:01:30Do you have a girlfriend?
00:01:31No, no.
00:01:32Are you kidding me?
00:01:33Do you think, do you actually think that I would be here if I had a girlfriend?
00:01:41Do you think I would get this far?
00:01:43I would hope not.
00:01:44Well, let's have another drink.
00:01:53I don't know.
00:01:55How do you play this?
00:01:56I don't know this game.
00:01:57I don't know any drinking games.
00:01:58All right.
00:02:00So I say, like, I've never been to China.
00:02:03And if either of us has been to China, then we drank.
00:02:06Have you been to China?
00:02:07This doesn't count.
00:02:08I haven't been to China, so I wouldn't do it.
00:02:10I've never been to prison.
00:02:12I'll let you off the hook.
00:02:14You've never been to prison.
00:02:15A couple parking tickets here and there, but never ended up in...
00:02:18You paid them.
00:02:19No boot.
00:02:20Always.
00:02:21I've never had a brother or a sister.
00:02:28Two.
00:02:29I thought so.
00:02:29Brother and a sister.
00:02:31You got me.
00:02:35I've never been to grad school.
00:02:42You and your little button-up shirt there?
00:02:44No.
00:02:44Um, I've never...
00:02:49I'm going to get you.
00:02:50I've never, uh...
00:02:52I've never crashed a car.
00:02:55Oh!
00:02:57Really?
00:02:57Mm-hmm.
00:02:58Everyone was okay?
00:02:59There was no...
00:02:59Yeah, I broke my finger.
00:03:01Oh, God.
00:03:01Oh, my God.
00:03:02That's disgusting.
00:03:03I know.
00:03:05That's all that happened.
00:03:06That's an unnatural angle.
00:03:07Okay.
00:03:08Um, this one had better get you drinking.
00:03:10I've never made out in my parents' bedroom.
00:03:14Yes!
00:03:17I got one!
00:03:19I got it.
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:27Okay.
00:03:28I got it.
00:03:29Um, I've never...
00:03:33sucked a dick.
00:03:44You picked a drink.
00:03:45that was a good one
00:03:51I gotta go to the bathroom so bad
00:04:03I have to go to the bathroom so bad
00:04:05stay here
00:04:06I'm stuck on you
00:04:10oh god
00:04:11oh my god
00:04:13I'm stuck on you
00:04:16I'm stuck on you
00:04:17Jesus
00:04:27Jesus
00:04:28oh
00:04:34oh
00:04:36oh
00:04:36oh
00:04:38oh
00:04:40oh
00:04:42oh
00:04:44oh
00:04:46oh
00:04:48oh
00:04:50Oh, my God.
00:05:20So, I think I've got to go.
00:05:27Okay.
00:05:30Nobody's stopping you.
00:05:35Yeah.
00:05:37Um.
00:05:42I saw a condom in your waist basket.
00:05:48And it kind of freaked me out.
00:05:53So, I think it might be best if I just leave now.
00:06:01I have a roommate, you know.
00:06:13That's your roommate's condom?
00:06:15Well, her boyfriend's in town.
00:06:18She's not here right now, so we don't have to whisper.
00:06:20Hold on.
00:06:32Hold on.
00:06:36Hold on.
00:06:37Oh.
00:06:38Wait a second.
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:39Wait a second.
00:06:40Hold on.
00:06:45Hold on.
00:06:46Hold on.
00:06:51Wait a second, baby.
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Okay.
00:06:54Monroe, I got it.
00:06:56I got it.
00:06:57I got it.
00:06:58Hold on.
00:07:00Wait one second.
00:07:01Okay.
00:07:02Okay.
00:07:02All right.
00:07:18Here you go.
00:07:19Hey.
00:07:21Mindy?
00:07:23Mindy?
00:07:25Mindy?
00:07:25Mindy?
00:07:25Mindy?
00:07:31Oh, my God.
00:08:01Oh, my God.
00:08:31Oh, my God.
00:08:37Oh, my God.
00:08:39Wait a minute.
00:08:40You feel so good.
00:08:42I don't have a condom on.
00:08:45Just go with it.
00:08:46I don't...
00:08:48I'm gonna go.
00:08:53I'm gonna go.
00:08:55I'm gonna go.
00:08:56Where?
00:08:58Where?
00:08:59Where?
00:09:00Where?
00:09:02Oh, my God.
00:09:05Oh, my God.
00:09:07Oh, my God.
00:09:11Oh, your God.
00:09:12Oh, my God.
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:45Oh, my God.
00:10:15Oh, my God.
00:10:45That felt amazing.
00:10:51I need more sleepy time.
00:10:53Yeah.
00:10:54Well, just remember to take your contraception thing.
00:11:02Contraceptive.
00:11:05The, um...
00:11:06Pill.
00:11:10Pill thing you take.
00:11:12What pill?
00:11:16The...
00:11:17You know, the pill and the little round thing.
00:11:22I don't want to do anything, that pill.
00:11:24I'm not on any pills.
00:11:30You're not on the pill?
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:34Okay.
00:11:35You mean the pill.
00:11:36I'm not on the pill.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:42The pill.
00:11:43I'm not on that.
00:11:46Are you serious?
00:11:48Yeah.
00:11:48I'm Catholic.
00:11:50You...
00:11:51You're what?
00:11:53The religion with the Pope.
00:11:55Wait, hold on.
00:12:00Wait a minute.
00:12:01Let me get this straight.
00:12:02Okay, we had unprotected sex last night.
00:12:06I came inside of you, and you are not on the pill?
00:12:11Are you...
00:12:17Are you kidding?
00:12:18There's nothing to worry about.
00:12:20I know my body.
00:12:20I'm not ovulating.
00:12:21How do you know your body, huh?
00:12:23Does it come up with an instruction manual?
00:12:26No, you smartass.
00:12:29I'm in touch with myself, and I know I'm not ovulating.
00:12:32Okay.
00:12:33You...
00:12:34You just had your period.
00:12:35Yeah.
00:12:35Great.
00:12:36Uh, how many days ago?
00:12:38Oh, my...
00:12:38Please.
00:12:40Please.
00:12:40I'm sorry.
00:12:41Just, uh...
00:12:42You know, kind of put my mind at rest.
00:12:45Okay.
00:12:46All right.
00:12:47What was the question?
00:12:48How many days ago did you have your period?
00:12:51Um, what is today?
00:12:54Seven...
00:12:55Eleven days?
00:12:57Eleven days since the start of your last period?
00:13:00Since the end, I think.
00:13:05Okay.
00:13:08Um...
00:13:08Okay.
00:13:09That's not a big deal.
00:13:10We are just gonna have to go...
00:13:14To the pharmacy and get the morning-after pill.
00:13:18Baby.
00:13:19There's nothing to worry about.
00:13:21I'm not pregnant.
00:13:23Now come back to sleep.
00:13:24I just really think we should get the morning-after pill.
00:13:36I'm not taking any pill.
00:13:42I can...
00:13:42I'm sorry.
00:13:43I can't believe this.
00:13:45I can't believe this.
00:13:46You held me inside of you.
00:13:48You should have put on a condom.
00:13:49Look, I...
00:13:50I was asleep and aroused.
00:13:53And I woke up and you mounted me.
00:13:56Oh, please.
00:13:57I am so sorry you got laid last night.
00:14:00You...
00:14:00I...
00:14:01What?
00:14:01You lied to me.
00:14:03How did I lie to you?
00:14:04The act of holding me inside of you was an act of lying.
00:14:08It implied that you were protected and I didn't need to use, you know, any kind of pulling out method.
00:14:13Baby, I didn't want you to pull out.
00:14:16But...
00:14:16You're not on the pill.
00:14:19Why would you want me to come inside of you?
00:14:21Because I wanted us to feel close.
00:14:29We're going to the pharmacy.
00:14:32I'm not killing a life with some abortion pill.
00:14:36That's against my beliefs.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40Yep.
00:14:40Then, um...
00:14:42So what are you saying?
00:14:44You're saying that if you...
00:14:46If you were pregnant...
00:14:48You would, um...
00:14:52Of course I would have the baby.
00:14:56Wouldn't you?
00:15:03So, it's basically the same thing as the regular pill, but a higher dose.
00:15:08So no hypothetical baby, which, you know, probably doesn't even exist, is going to be aborted.
00:15:15Now, there it is at pharmacy two blocks away.
00:15:17So we'll go there, I will pay for it, and then we can take it and just put this whole thing behind us.
00:15:22Ugh.
00:15:23No, it'll make me all sick and crazy with hormones, like when I used to take birth control.
00:15:29I thought Catholics aren't allowed to take birth control.
00:15:33That's why I realized it's not right for me.
00:15:36Okay, wait, wait a minute.
00:15:37So it wasn't right for you because it made you sick or because it conflicted with your beliefs?
00:15:42Why are you interrogating me?
00:15:44Uh, sorry.
00:15:45Your roommate is a girl, correct?
00:15:48Why does that matter?
00:15:50I'm sure that she can listen to the facts and, you know...
00:15:53I have a confession to make.
00:15:54I don't have a roommate.
00:16:00I used to, but now I live alone.
00:16:07Wow.
00:16:08Okay, then the condom in your wastebasket, that means that that condom is your condom.
00:16:16Yes.
00:16:17Well, no.
00:16:17I mean, it's not mine.
00:16:19I didn't...
00:16:20He used...
00:16:21Unbelievable.
00:16:21...it, but...
00:16:22Unbelievable.
00:16:23You lied to me.
00:16:24So because I had sex with somebody else, now I'm a whore.
00:16:27No.
00:16:28Oh, come on, please.
00:16:29That's not what I'm saying, okay?
00:16:30I'm just saying, how am I supposed to believe you when you say you're not ovulating if you
00:16:34lied about the condom and having a roommate?
00:16:36I can't be lying about ovulating.
00:16:38How would I know if I was ovulating?
00:16:40I thought that you just said you know your body.
00:16:42You are making me very...
00:16:44I mean, maybe I'm about to start my period.
00:16:47Maybe I'm having my period right now because I'm very hormonal.
00:16:50This morning, you've got me very worked up.
00:16:57Now, you're sure that you're not ovulating?
00:17:01I am sure.
00:17:02Are you pretty sure or are you very sure?
00:17:05I am pretty very sure.
00:17:10Fuck me.
00:17:11You are pregnant.
00:17:12I am not.
00:17:13I just...
00:17:13I can't be...
00:17:14I mean, why did you wear a condom with the other guy and then not with me?
00:17:18Because I like you and I wanted it to feel good for you and you had trouble with the condom
00:17:23and I didn't want it getting in the way.
00:17:24I just...
00:17:25I cannot believe that you went...
00:17:26You would have sex with two guys back to back like that.
00:17:29I mean, I should probably get out of here, right?
00:17:30I'm sure the next guy is coming in any minute now, right?
00:17:33Gosh, where is he?
00:17:33You are such an asshole.
00:17:43I just got out of a long-term relationship and I am not in a very good emotional place
00:17:49and I do not appreciate being judged right now.
00:17:54You're right.
00:17:55I'm sorry.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:56I've got to...
00:17:58I just...
00:18:10I am very shaken up right now and I apologize for that.
00:18:18Do you trust me?
00:18:19I want to trust you.
00:18:26I really do.
00:18:28But I need to be given, you know, a little assurance.
00:18:37Right?
00:18:41And I just want you to know that I had more fun with you last night
00:18:45than I have had with anyone in a very long time.
00:18:49And I didn't expect that.
00:19:09Hi.
00:19:10Hi.
00:19:11How can I help you?
00:19:12Uh, we need the morning-after pill.
00:19:16I just need to see a picture ID from you.
00:19:21I'll be right back.
00:19:25Whoa.
00:19:29Hold on one sec.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:37Here is the pill and water.
00:19:45And we are ready for liftoff.
00:19:49Look, I'm serious.
00:20:00Really.
00:20:01I mean, look, it says on the package right here,
00:20:04the sooner you take it after intercourse, the more effective it is.
00:20:08Wow.
00:20:08You really can't get this over with quick enough.
00:20:12What?
00:20:12You're going to make me do it in front of the pharmacist?
00:20:14No.
00:20:15Hey, look, I just, I want to put this part behind us so we can, you know.
00:20:32Happy?
00:20:34Is it down?
00:20:34Let me see the tongue.
00:20:38Let me see the tongue.
00:20:40Yes.
00:20:41It's down.
00:20:42I'm happy.
00:20:43I'm very happy.
00:20:43We just passed our first obstacle.
00:20:46Yes.
00:20:46Woo.
00:20:47That's the spirit.
00:20:48Good work.
00:20:50Mmm.
00:20:52I'm starving.
00:20:53Why don't we go get something to eat?
00:20:55Uh, yeah.
00:20:56Do some breakfast?
00:20:56Sure.
00:20:57Or, um, oh, shit.
00:21:00Today's not great.
00:21:01You want to just do, uh, let's do breakfast another day.
00:21:06Are you serious?
00:21:08What?
00:21:08We haven't even walked out of the pharmacy and you're already blowing me off?
00:21:12No, I'm not blowing you off.
00:21:13I just, you know, I, it's just, I, I've got a bunch of stuff to do today.
00:21:19A bunch of stuff to do?
00:21:20Well, it's, you know, stuff that I told you about that I had to do.
00:21:24Hey, look, I'm, I mean, we're going to hang out, of course.
00:21:27It's just, you know, it's not a great time today, right?
00:21:31Now, let's do it later in the week.
00:21:33What?
00:21:34You never even asked for my number.
00:21:37Oh, shit.
00:21:38Can I, can I get your number?
00:21:41No.
00:21:42You know what?
00:21:43Just forget it.
00:21:45What the?
00:21:46Mindy, come on.
00:21:48Okay.
00:21:50$45.99.
00:21:52Jeez.
00:21:55Lady trouble, huh?
00:21:57Yeah.
00:21:58She should take the first one as soon as possible and the second one 12 hours later.
00:22:03What's the second one?
00:22:05Emergency contraceptive is two pills.
00:22:07She needs to take both doses.
00:22:12She should eat something with each dose or she may vomit.
00:22:15If she vomits, she'll have to repeat the dose.
00:22:17Side effects include nausea, dizziness, headaches.
00:22:21Play safe.
00:22:21Hey, Mindy.
00:22:36Mindy, wait up.
00:22:37Wait up, wait up.
00:22:38Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:39Mindy, look, I'm so, I just, I want to apologize for my behavior back there.
00:22:44You acted like an asshole.
00:22:45Yeah, I know.
00:22:46I know.
00:22:46And I want you to know that I think breakfast is a wonderful idea.
00:22:49Yeah, well, I'm not hungry.
00:22:50Okay.
00:22:51Hey, listen, look.
00:22:54Please.
00:22:55Please.
00:22:56Please.
00:22:57Don't go back to bed angry with me.
00:22:59Okay.
00:22:59How you doing, buddy?
00:23:18We are starving.
00:23:20What can come out really fast?
00:23:22Eggs.
00:23:23Eggs.
00:23:23That's wonderful.
00:23:24We'll have two orders of scrambled eggs with bacon and toast.
00:23:27I'll just have coffee.
00:23:28Uh, no, two orders and two coffees.
00:23:30I'm fine with just coffee.
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Just, uh, bring it all.
00:23:33We're going to work it out.
00:23:36Hey, listen.
00:23:36What was that?
00:23:37These are my makeup eggs.
00:23:38I'm fine with just makeup coffee.
00:23:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:40Somehow that doesn't feel substantial enough, you know?
00:23:44I feel better buying you a meal.
00:23:45And I appreciate that, and I'm not going to eat it.
00:23:47Drinking coffee on an empty stomach is a very bad idea.
00:23:51Why are you my nutritionist all of a sudden?
00:23:54Okay, look.
00:23:56After you left, the pharmacist said that you shouldn't take the pill on an empty stomach
00:24:00because then you might throw up, and then you have to repeat the dose.
00:24:03And then he also told me that you...
00:24:04So that's why you came back for me?
00:24:07What?
00:24:07Oh.
00:24:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:10I came back because I wanted to apologize for my stupid behavior and to get to know you
00:24:15better.
00:24:17You are such a liar.
00:24:19Okay, all right, look.
00:24:21Okay?
00:24:21I promise you, I will not mention the pill again if you just take a couple bites.
00:24:31Come on.
00:24:32Here we go.
00:24:36Don't make me feed you.
00:24:38I don't want to play airplane with you.
00:24:41Come on.
00:24:42Come on.
00:24:47Good.
00:24:48See?
00:24:48See?
00:24:51You know, since you got me up so early, maybe you can do me a favor.
00:25:06I need to help moving some stuff from my old apartment.
00:25:11Yeah, that's great.
00:25:13That's a...
00:25:13Totally.
00:25:14Yeah.
00:25:14You sure?
00:25:15Of course.
00:25:15Yeah, I'd love to help.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:21You sure?
00:25:22Yeah.
00:25:22You sure?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37Yeah, yeah.
00:25:38Yeah.
00:25:47All right.
00:25:48All right.
00:25:48Fred, this is Jim, my old roommate.
00:26:02Jim, this is Fred.
00:26:04I'm just here to pick up the rest of my stuff, so...
00:26:07Should only be a few minutes.
00:26:18How do you know Mindy?
00:26:23Uh, we're friends.
00:26:27Friends?
00:26:28Yeah, friends.
00:26:31Sort of, well, more maybe acquaintances.
00:26:36When did you guys meet?
00:26:39Well, we, um...
00:26:42It was sort of a...
00:26:43It was a...
00:26:43Not so long ago.
00:26:45Feels like a long time ago, but, uh...
00:26:48Uh...
00:26:49Where?
00:26:52Oh, just, uh...
00:26:55I, like, at a...
00:26:56I, I, at a party.
00:26:57So, kind of...
00:26:59Uh...
00:27:03At a party?
00:27:06What party?
00:27:08Just, like, a party party.
00:27:14Was it alcohol?
00:27:15There was some alcohol involved.
00:27:25I understand.
00:27:31Give me one second, okay, buddy?
00:27:33Who the fuck is that?
00:27:38Why is he in my living room, and he fucking has his shoes on?
00:27:42We are just...
00:27:43I'm picking up my bag.
00:27:44I have three...
00:27:45We're just...
00:27:46Why are you being dishonest right now?
00:27:48I'm not being dishonest.
00:27:49I'm just...
00:27:50I'm not...
00:27:50Why?
00:27:51I just have to get out of here.
00:27:54Um...
00:27:54I don't know where the other bag is.
00:27:56Do you know where that is?
00:27:57Wait.
00:27:58Like, sit down.
00:27:59I'm not sitting down.
00:27:59Sit down and talk to me.
00:28:01I'm not gonna do...
00:28:02Okay.
00:28:05Can you go into the bedroom and get the other suitcase?
00:28:08I can't deal with him anymore.
00:28:09What?
00:28:09No, no.
00:28:10I don't...
00:28:10I should not...
00:28:11He's harmless.
00:28:12Trust me.
00:28:12Yes, you're right.
00:28:14I can't deal with him anymore.
00:28:44I can't deal with him anymore.
00:29:14I can't deal with a bro for a second, man.
00:29:15Just kick it with a bro real quick.
00:29:17I did so much for her.
00:29:40well you know man sometimes relationships they
00:29:50they sizzle and then they and then they fizzle you know i would i would call her every day at
00:30:01work and tell i loved her i would i would wait in line for hours i was at the shake shack just
00:30:10to just to get her what she wanted and i never cheated on her many times that i could have
00:30:19was a neighborhood she always wanted to fuck me i kept turning her down and was this chick at my
00:30:25job and i got fucked these bitches man i didn't yeah i'm a good person i am
00:30:35i i can't believe that you just threw me into that he was my roommate that's the truth how
00:30:46in a one bedroom we started out as roommates in a different apartment and then it grew into
00:30:51something more what went wrong he smothered me with affection i was getting like 30 texts and
00:30:5710 phone calls a day with inane updates on every detail of his life and when he did do something
00:31:05interesting or romantic i couldn't care anymore he was too needy well did you ever tell the guy how
00:31:11you felt of course i did but nothing changed us breaking up was for the best i mean he wanted
00:31:17to pin his entire existence on me who you know i think that you might have jumped the gun with jim
00:31:31you think i should still be with jim well a guy like jim is is a really good guy and in the future
00:31:40you know you may want to give a guy like that a second chance you know this is are you saying you're
00:31:48not happy we met what no no no no no no no i i'm thrilled that we met i'm i'm really i'm glad that
00:31:56we i'm really so why are you blowing jim up and putting him on a pedestal i'm okay listen okay
00:32:05it's just that okay compromise is a big part of being in a relationship right and um this is something
00:32:17i've read a book once i mean i skimmed it and read the jacket cover but the point of the book was
00:32:24that women and i'm sure positive that this applies to men as well shouldn't wait for the
00:32:31perfect mate to just roll into their lives that they should settle sometimes for mr or mrs good enough
00:32:37so this is you trying to break up with me
00:32:45what no i'm not breaking up with you i mean there's we can't break up you know i mean we're not together
00:32:59in like a girlfriend boyfriend sense so what are we i'm just i'm just giving you some friendly
00:33:10advice here so that's what we are then are we friends of course you're my friend you're but you're
00:33:18also much more than a friend so we are we are just really you know good good friends
00:33:27i think you should get out what i just want you out please leave hey hold on listen okay i'm sorry
00:33:38okay i'm i'm an idiot look i i was just i thought we were having kind of an educated dialogue it's like
00:33:44you want us to fail and jim and me to succeed no no are you kidding me no hold on look i i was just
00:33:51saying that he seemed like a nice guy but that is clearly a very misguided judgment on my point
00:34:01of view and i'm an idiot so i apologize
00:34:04i know what's going on here you know you know what what is going on here i see what you're trying
00:34:13to do and it's not gonna work you you what do you know that i'm trying to do i'm not really trying
00:34:18to do anything
00:34:19you are trying to get me to do something that i don't want to do i would never try to get you to
00:34:29do anything that you don't want to do
00:34:30you're testing me
00:34:34baby you have nothing to be jealous about it's over between me and jim
00:34:42yes i do i get i get really jealous sometimes oh that is so sweet i have an idea you do do you
00:34:59want to come with a i'm so excited i can't even talk do you want to come with me to a party
00:35:06um a party a birthday party um yeah okay sure i don't want to impose no no don't you have stuff
00:35:15to do no what's wrong with the party god you're wonderful
00:35:21um
00:35:28so
00:35:41Come on, come on, come on.
00:36:11Come on, come on.
00:36:41Come on, come on.
00:37:11Come on, come on.
00:37:12Come on, come on.
00:37:13Come on, come on.
00:37:14I'd like you to meet my husband, Renaud.
00:37:15Renaud?
00:37:16Renaud?
00:37:17This is Fred.
00:37:18Welcome to our home.
00:37:23Ah, thank you.
00:37:27Oh, may I get you something to drink?
00:37:30No, I...
00:37:32No, thank you.
00:37:33Oh, please, sit down.
00:37:34Please, sit down.
00:37:41So, how did you meet Mindy?
00:37:45Ah, we're old friends.
00:37:50And we reconnected recently through mutual friends.
00:37:53Ah, oui, oui, oui.
00:37:54C'est le bookface, là.
00:37:55Non, Facebook.
00:37:56Oh, yes, Beckfuss.
00:37:57Facebook.
00:37:58Ah, no.
00:37:59Not Facebook.
00:38:01So, you've known each other for a while?
00:38:05Well, I don't...
00:38:07You know, it's hard to say, but...
00:38:09What field are you in, Fred?
00:38:12I'm a freelance copywriter.
00:38:14Ah, you're a writer?
00:38:15Yep.
00:38:16I'm a...
00:38:17Yeah.
00:38:18Horrible way to make a living.
00:38:19Oh, no, be gentle.
00:38:20No, we said it's very difficult.
00:38:22You know, there are all the time obstacles that...
00:38:24What?
00:38:25No, it's...
00:38:26I mean, it can be challenging.
00:38:27Have you done anything that we might have seen?
00:38:30I wrote a commercial for Metamucil.
00:38:33Madame Muzel.
00:38:34We know it?
00:38:35No, Metamucil.
00:38:36Metamucil.
00:38:37Metamucil pour le...
00:38:38Ah, c'est pour la diarrhée?
00:38:39Oui, c'est ça.
00:38:40Ah, oui.
00:38:41It was on the shortlist for Clio.
00:38:44Who is Clio?
00:38:45No, A. Clio.
00:38:47A. Clio.
00:38:48A. Clio.
00:38:49A. Clio.
00:38:50It's an award.
00:38:51Ah, an award.
00:38:52So, you won an award.
00:38:53The director, he was nominated, but he lost.
00:38:56I don't know what the fuck is this story.
00:38:58What do you tell me about it?
00:38:59He lost.
00:39:00He won.
00:39:01He won.
00:39:02He won.
00:39:03Yeah, I've been spending most of my time working on my novel.
00:39:06Ah, so that's exciting.
00:39:08Mm-hmm.
00:39:09What's it about?
00:39:10Ah, it's...
00:39:11I guess I'm still kind of trying to hammer out the central premise, but it's set in New York.
00:39:19It's kind of a coming-of-age, romantic...
00:39:21Fred, have you ever considered business school?
00:39:24Ah, what?
00:39:25No, I haven't.
00:39:26Why?
00:39:27Something to think about.
00:39:28Oh, no.
00:39:29Oh, no.
00:39:30No, no, no.
00:39:31But it's good to have a backup plan for when the writing doesn't pan out.
00:39:34Dad, please don't abuse Fred.
00:39:37We are just making conversations out.
00:39:40Come help me rap.
00:39:42Wow.
00:39:43Come help me rap.
00:39:44Oh, she's an aspirin.
00:39:45You know what?
00:39:46I cannot believe that...
00:39:48I know you're upset, but I really appreciate you being here.
00:39:52This is unconscionable.
00:39:53What does that mean?
00:39:54That means this is a family birthday party, and what the fuck am I doing here?
00:39:58Because I need you here.
00:39:59Why do you need me here?
00:40:00Because I can't face my sister alone.
00:40:01Oh, that's what your sister's coming.
00:40:03That's great.
00:40:04What about an aunt?
00:40:05An uncle?
00:40:06Maybe some second cousins?
00:40:07Calm down.
00:40:08You should have just told me the truth instead of dropping me into this snake pit.
00:40:12My family is not a bunch of snakes.
00:40:14No.
00:40:15I don't appreciate getting career advice from your father two minutes after meeting him.
00:40:20If I had told you exactly who was going to be here, you wouldn't have come.
00:40:24No.
00:40:25And I need you here because my sister is coming.
00:40:29And she just got engaged, and she's younger than me.
00:40:33Please.
00:40:34It'll be quick and painless, I swear.
00:40:36Just please stay.
00:40:41Fine.
00:40:44Well, hello.
00:40:45Hi!
00:40:47Rose, this is Fred.
00:40:48We were just talking about you.
00:40:50Great to meet you.
00:40:51Nice to meet you, too.
00:40:52Well, let's celebrate.
00:40:53Let's go.
00:40:54Have a birthday.
00:40:55Birthday!
00:40:57I'll be sorry Fred, ladies first.
00:41:02It's good, it's good.
00:41:04It's good.
00:41:05Yes.
00:41:06I got your eyes all.
00:41:07Awesome!
00:41:08Wonderful!
00:41:09Yeah!
00:41:10Oh my God!
00:41:11Hey Fred, you cut the cake.
00:41:12No, no, no, no.
00:41:14No, I don't.
00:41:16Hey, Fred, you cut the cake.
00:41:20Uh, no.
00:41:21No, no, no.
00:41:21No, I don't.
00:41:22Yes!
00:41:23Come on.
00:41:23Today you're part of the family.
00:41:25Someone's feeling very generous.
00:41:27Right.
00:41:28Here you go.
00:41:28Oh, shoot.
00:41:30Oh, don't worry.
00:41:31Big family means big mess.
00:41:32Oh, yes.
00:41:33You should have seen the house she grew up in.
00:41:35Quel bordel.
00:41:36A bordello.
00:41:37Oh, no.
00:41:38No, no.
00:41:39He means that it was a big mess.
00:41:41She had, like, six siblings.
00:41:42There was never a dull moment or a quiet one.
00:41:44Well, I'm an only child, so this is, uh, already a lot for me.
00:41:48What are you, Pearl Singh?
00:41:49Who'd you play with?
00:41:50Uh, no, I had, uh, friends.
00:41:52I mean, just no siblings.
00:41:54Oh, what was the matter with your parents?
00:41:57Ah, uh, nothing.
00:41:59Uh, just, uh, you know, that's the way it worked out.
00:42:01Well, hopefully you won't make the same mistake when it's your turn.
00:42:09So it must be, is it sort of strange to have one child so much younger than the others?
00:42:13What do you mean then?
00:42:14Well, I mean, don't you normally kind of want them all to be in the same age range so they
00:42:18can have playmates?
00:42:19No, no.
00:42:19We don't love him less because he was unplanned.
00:42:22Renaud, Renaud, Renaud!
00:42:23No, no, no, no.
00:42:24There's no point in hiding the truth.
00:42:25You guys were just trying for a boy.
00:42:27If I had been a boy, Alan wouldn't exist.
00:42:29No, that's not true.
00:42:30Yes, it is.
00:42:31Dad told me.
00:42:32Alan, don't listen to your sister.
00:42:36At least I'm not old.
00:42:38I'm not old.
00:42:39I'm engaged.
00:42:40Oh, it gets more and more beautiful every time I see it.
00:42:44Dylan, he's the best, and we are very much in love.
00:42:47How is Dylan?
00:42:48He finishes his MBA next year, and he already has two offers.
00:42:52Oh, I always liked Dylan, a real go-getter.
00:42:57I just feel so fortunate to have found the one sooner, you know, versus like five years
00:43:03from now when things would have felt more, you know, more rushed and more pressing.
00:43:09So, uh, why isn't he here with you now?
00:43:17He's at the golf course.
00:43:19Hmm.
00:43:19Yeah.
00:43:20I'm just saying that I feel so fortunate to have found the one sooner rather than than
00:43:27later.
00:43:29Oh, this must be my gift for Alan.
00:43:33What is it?
00:43:34We'll see.
00:43:36Hey.
00:43:37You all right?
00:43:40I'm fine.
00:43:45Yeah.
00:43:50We'll see.
00:44:15Hey, hey, Mindy.
00:44:38Hey, you okay?
00:44:41It was just all that, that twirling and spinning.
00:44:45Hey, did you, um, in the bathroom, you didn't, did you, did you throw up anything?
00:44:51No?
00:44:51I tried, but no, it's, it's all in there.
00:44:55That's good, that's good, that's a good sign.
00:44:57You're gonna be okay.
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:00Rest a little bit, right here, and, um, I'm gonna run out, do some errands.
00:45:07You're coming back.
00:45:09I'll be back.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:10Okay, you're gonna be here.
00:45:11I can't go anywhere.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:15Fred, I'm really glad you stayed with me today.
00:45:23Yeah, me too.
00:45:26All right.
00:45:27I'll be back.
00:45:28Hey, I'm home.
00:45:58Hey.
00:46:00Where were you?
00:46:01Shoes.
00:46:01Oh, shit.
00:46:03Uh, just, I went to the gym.
00:46:05Did you get my texts?
00:46:06Yes.
00:46:08Yes.
00:46:08I did.
00:46:09I did, but my phone has been acting funny, and they just all kind of poured in all at once.
00:46:15Do you ever go to the gym in the morning?
00:46:16Do you ever go to the gym in the morning?
00:46:17Yeah, well, you know, that's why I wanted to, uh, change up my routine, shock my muscles in a different way, you know?
00:46:25Well, I was bummed you weren't here when I got back.
00:46:30I know.
00:46:31I'm sorry.
00:46:31I just, I thought I could just, you know, grab a quickie before workout, before you got back.
00:46:37But I, I couldn't even remember what time you were getting back, so.
00:46:40I emailed you my itinerary.
00:46:42Oh, damn it.
00:46:43You did.
00:46:44I'm sorry.
00:46:45I should have just, I should have checked that.
00:46:47Well, that's okay.
00:46:49I missed you.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51Mm, lip gloss.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:53Mm.
00:46:54Mm.
00:46:57Mm.
00:47:00Have you been eating chocolate?
00:47:02What?
00:47:03You smell like chocolate.
00:47:07Oh.
00:47:08Yes, I did.
00:47:09I had a, I had a chocolate protein bar at the gym.
00:47:14You're supposed to work out on an empty stomach.
00:47:16You know this.
00:47:17I know.
00:47:17You tell me that every time.
00:47:21I don't appreciate being ignored.
00:47:30What?
00:47:31I want my calls returned.
00:47:34Oh, I'm sorry.
00:47:34I know.
00:47:35My stupid phone, it's been.
00:47:36Because I have something important to talk to you about.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:44I've done a lot of thinking about this.
00:47:47And I want to bring another member into our home.
00:47:51Are you serious?
00:48:03Fred, we've been living together for two years.
00:48:06I think that it's time we took the next step.
00:48:09Yeah, you're right.
00:48:10You're totally right.
00:48:11Two years is a, is a, is a, is a big, long, very long time.
00:48:15And a big, and a big commitment.
00:48:17But I, I do think though, you know, you're, you're talking about the next, next step.
00:48:22And I'm just a little concerned.
00:48:23I don't see what's the big deal about adopting.
00:48:26I.
00:48:28Look at her.
00:48:30She's so cute.
00:48:32That's.
00:48:34That is fucking adorable.
00:48:36And it's much more economical and humane than buying from a kennel.
00:48:40Why didn't you tell me it was a cat?
00:48:41I didn't know you would.
00:48:43Oh my God.
00:48:44I did say, didn't I say it was a cat?
00:48:46I'm allergic to cats.
00:48:49Well, yeah, but when you took the Claritin, it was totally fine.
00:48:51Yeah, my throat kind of stays pretty tight.
00:48:53But it's nothing.
00:48:54I can, I can deal with it.
00:48:56Ha ha.
00:48:57Well, I'm glad we agree.
00:49:00Yes.
00:49:02Baby.
00:49:03Yeah.
00:49:03That's awesome.
00:49:04Oh, shoot.
00:49:06Wait a minute.
00:49:07We, we can't, we can't get a pet.
00:49:10Why not?
00:49:11Oh my God.
00:49:12The, the, the lease.
00:49:14You remember the landlord?
00:49:16Well, you'll just have to talk to him.
00:49:19It's, I think it's, it is a legal document that we signed the lease, so.
00:49:24Or we'll move.
00:49:25We'll, move?
00:49:28To New Jersey.
00:49:30I want to be closer to my parents anyway.
00:49:32That, that, that would really mess up my commute.
00:49:36I go to New Jersey every day for work.
00:49:38Yeah, but, sweetie, you work just over the river.
00:49:42I mean, it's practically 13th Ave, right?
00:49:44I mean, if, if we did have to move, I, I think that maybe we could like find a pet friendly
00:49:50building in the city that's close to the path train, as opposed to.
00:49:53Why are you being so difficult?
00:49:54No, I'm not trying to be difficult here.
00:49:56I mean, we're just, we're talking, we're, you know, we're communicating.
00:49:59I really don't, we're going to have to look at the lease again, because the lease, I don't
00:50:02think says all pets.
00:50:03I think it says no pets above a certain size.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:07And of a certain kind.
00:50:08Okay, okay.
00:50:15Yeah.
00:50:15Are you sure?
00:50:16Yeah.
00:50:16I mean, I mean, I want you to want a pet, too.
00:50:19I want a pet.
00:50:20I want this pet.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:24Oh, babe, I'm so excited.
00:50:25Yeah.
00:50:26I'm so glad that we agree.
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:29Oh, you're the best.
00:50:30You didn't take out the garbage.
00:50:44What?
00:50:45It's overflowing.
00:50:47Oh, yeah.
00:50:49Well, I'm going to do it tonight.
00:50:50We agreed you would take out the trash, remember?
00:50:52Hey, did you read my chapters?
00:50:57Oh, yeah.
00:51:22Hey, babe?
00:51:32Can you do me a favor and fix me a drink?
00:51:37What do you want?
00:51:40Campari with a little soda.
00:51:43Got it?
00:51:46I got it.
00:51:52Hey, babe.
00:52:06I'll run to the store.
00:52:07That's okay.
00:52:08We'll just have it delivered.
00:52:09No, no, it's cool.
00:52:10I got to get some groceries anyway, so it's no big deal.
00:52:13Are you sure?
00:52:15Yeah, absolutely.
00:52:18Well, don't be too long.
00:52:22I'm back.
00:52:48Mindy went to meet you.
00:52:49Mindy's not here?
00:52:50No, she left to meet you.
00:52:52Oh, I was supposed to meet her back here.
00:52:54What's the problem?
00:52:55Do you know where Mindy went?
00:52:58Oh, she felt better and she went to meet you.
00:53:00Oh, the signals got caught.
00:53:02Oh, right.
00:53:02Okay, maybe I'll go back to her place.
00:53:05Maybe she went back to her place?
00:53:06Oh, you just call her.
00:53:08Yeah, my phone is kind of on the frets.
00:53:10Do you have her number by any chance?
00:53:13But what's going on?
00:53:15Nothing.
00:53:16Come in, come from here.
00:53:17Be careful with your feet.
00:53:19Is it naked?
00:53:19But of course, she's naked.
00:53:21Go take your girl for a second.
00:53:22I have to go take care of the mess in the kitchen.
00:53:24Just go.
00:53:26You too.
00:53:27Okay.
00:53:29All right, let's go.
00:53:31Yeah, yeah.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:33Okay, could you do me a huge favor?
00:53:36Maybe just give me Mindy's phone number one more time?
00:53:39Look at that.
00:53:40Mindy's phone.
00:53:42You do me the favor.
00:53:44You go and take it back to her.
00:53:46Is it Mindy's phone?
00:53:46Yes, of course, it's Mindy's phone.
00:53:49What do you think?
00:53:49You are so confused.
00:53:51A bientôt.
00:54:03Mindy!
00:54:03God damn it.
00:55:53Mindy?
00:55:55Come on.
00:55:59Okay.
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:27Fred!
00:56:28God, Mindy.
00:56:29What are you doing out here?
00:56:31I went to your parents' place.
00:56:35They didn't know where the hell you went.
00:56:36Oh, I told my sister to tell you to let yourself in with a spare key.
00:56:39What?
00:56:40What?
00:56:41Yeah.
00:56:42Oh, God.
00:56:44You...
00:56:45I mean, are you...
00:56:47Are you okay?
00:56:48Are you feeling...
00:56:49So much better.
00:56:51I hate belly dancers.
00:56:53Yeah, everything's...
00:56:55All good.
00:56:56My mom's tea brought me back to life.
00:56:57Good.
00:56:58How are you?
00:56:59You look frazzled.
00:57:00I...
00:57:01I feel a little...
00:57:02I was just...
00:57:03You know, I was worried about you.
00:57:04I was...
00:57:05I could not find you, which was very, you know, nerve-wracking.
00:57:08But, uh, your phone...
00:57:09You found my phone.
00:57:10You found my phone.
00:57:11I keep losing my phone.
00:57:13Where did you find this?
00:57:14It was at your parents'.
00:57:15I mean, I had no way to know where you were.
00:57:16You gotta be more, you know, cautious.
00:57:19I mean, if I need to contact you, or anyone needs to contact you...
00:57:23Well, I have been craving chicken parm and angel hair with Pomodoro Basilico.
00:57:32Can you stay for dinner?
00:57:37I would love to.
00:57:38I would love to.
00:57:39I've never made this before.
00:57:40All right.
00:57:41All right.
00:58:05All right.
00:58:06Hey, get out.
00:58:07I know.
00:58:08Try it.
00:58:10Hey.
00:58:11Hey.
00:58:12Hey.
00:58:13Hey, get out.
00:58:14Hey.
00:58:15Hey, get out.
00:58:16Hey.
00:58:17Hey.
00:58:18Hey.
00:58:19Hey.
00:58:20Mara!
00:58:21Hey!
00:58:22Ha!
00:58:24Ha!
00:58:26Ha!
00:58:27Ha!
00:58:28Ha!
00:58:29Ha!
00:58:30Ha!
00:58:31Ha!
00:58:32Ha!
00:58:33Before we go on.
00:58:34we go on cheers first an eventful amazing slightly traumatic wonderful day
00:58:49hand me a match hold on here you go wait a minute not that much any other match
00:58:54any other come on all right see the match uh-huh all right all right keep your eyes on the match
00:59:00ready one two three no where'd it go where'd it go ready one two three whoa i gotta say
00:59:14your family is inspiring well thank you i think based on my travels with you today and my
00:59:23travails i have enough material to plug a lot of holes in my novel
00:59:30thank you for that well i would love to take a look at it when it's ready of course that would be that um
00:59:40i mean i i do i have you know a few chapters done i am kind of looking for a female perspective
00:59:48has anyone else looked at it no
00:59:55well i would love to be the first
01:00:00i should use protection what do you have a condom i'm on the pill yeah but i mean technically
01:00:19it's the morning after pill right there's a difference i'm not completely sure but i just
01:00:26i think i should put on a condom i should put on a condom do you want to put on a condom
01:00:33are you okay if i put on a condom i'm on the bill i know but it's not really the bill i think i'm not
01:00:40even sure i mean does it work the same way just put on the condom baby okay good call
01:00:45they priced it at eight bucks and that just hurt everybody they have palpable patent problems
01:00:50with their biggest drug coming up in two years so for me to sell until they can turn that ship around
01:01:05so
01:01:15so
01:01:19so
01:01:29I don't know.
01:01:59I don't know.
01:02:29I don't know.
01:02:59I saw it ring with the name Nellie.
01:03:01Oh.
01:03:03It's just an old friend.
01:03:04Just an old friend?
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:08Yeah, from college.
01:03:10Did you date her?
01:03:12Yeah, yeah, briefly.
01:03:13Why is she calling you?
01:03:18Because we're still friends.
01:03:22I don't believe you.
01:03:27She's the girl I used to date.
01:03:29Okay, I'm going to ask you again, and I want you to be honest with me.
01:03:34Who is Nellie?
01:03:34I told you, it's a girl I used to date during college, and then for a little after.
01:03:40Why is she calling and texting you all day?
01:03:43Did you go through my phone?
01:03:44You have a girlfriend.
01:03:47You lied to me.
01:03:48Work emergency.
01:03:53I've already read it.
01:03:54Going to be a few hours.
01:03:57I love you too.
01:03:58Now get back here so you can start dinner.
01:04:01You live with her.
01:04:02You're cheating on your girlfriend, and I thought we were beginning something.
01:04:08We are, okay?
01:04:10Nellie and I, we are in a dying relationship.
01:04:13Really?
01:04:13Am I supposed to believe that?
01:04:14Yes, you are, because it's true, and I'm telling you the truth.
01:04:18So you're planning on leaving her.
01:04:20It doesn't sound like she thinks that.
01:04:22Hey, hey, hey, listen to me.
01:04:23I mean, the reason I'm here with you, obviously, is because I do not want to be with her.
01:04:29Then end it with her.
01:04:30I'm planning on it.
01:04:30When?
01:04:32I mean, it's complicated, you know?
01:04:34But very, very soon.
01:04:35How about now?
01:04:38Now?
01:04:38What do you mean now?
01:04:38If you want to be with me, then call her and end it with her now.
01:04:43Right now.
01:04:43Right now.
01:04:45I, can you, I'm not going to, can you just be, I'm sorry, be reasonable for a second, okay?
01:04:51I mean, I can't actually call her and end it over the phone.
01:04:55That's, I mean, I need some time.
01:05:01Okay, yeah, you're not, you're right, you're right.
01:05:04You're totally right.
01:05:05I'm, I'm going to go there tonight, right now.
01:05:11I'm going to talk to her and I'm going to tell her that it's over.
01:05:13Ah, it feels good.
01:05:18Will you call me and tell me after?
01:05:21Yes, I will.
01:05:25I don't believe you.
01:05:26I promise you, I will.
01:05:31I promise, okay?
01:05:38Okay.
01:05:40Actually, um, one more thing before I go.
01:06:00Can we, um, take the second pill?
01:06:04What?
01:06:05The, um, pharmacist told me that you have to take the second pill 12 hours after you take the first dose.
01:06:14So, it's, um, it's been 12 hours.
01:06:17And, uh, there's the second pill.
01:06:20So, you know.
01:06:22Did you stay with me this whole day so I would take the second pill?
01:06:34What?
01:06:37No, that's crazy.
01:06:38I didn't...
01:06:39Then why didn't you tell me about this pill?
01:06:41I didn't because it, uh, slipped my mind.
01:06:44I, I mean, I, I've...
01:06:47Every time I tried to talk to you about the pill back at the diner, you got pissed off, remember?
01:06:52So I held off and then everything happened with your roommate and your parents and...
01:06:56You're a liar!
01:06:57You are a liar!
01:06:59You lied to me and you used me!
01:07:01What?
01:07:02No!
01:07:02The second I take this pill, you're just gonna forget all about me!
01:07:05No, no, come on.
01:07:06You're twisting everything around right now and you're putting words into my mouth.
01:07:09Just be honest with me!
01:07:11I am being honest with you!
01:07:13Tell the truth for once!
01:07:14Admit what you were gonna do!
01:07:16I didn't know you and I didn't trust you 100%, okay?
01:07:19There, I said it.
01:07:23I was afraid to become a dad and I didn't know you, but now I do and I do trust you and
01:07:29you know what?
01:07:30I'm glad that I didn't trust you because if I did, I wouldn't have stuck around and we
01:07:34wouldn't have had this wonderful day together and I wouldn't have gotten to know you.
01:07:39Get out.
01:07:41Come on.
01:07:42Get out!
01:07:43Listen, listen to me.
01:07:44Get out!
01:07:44It became more, okay?
01:07:46If I could go back and do it all again, I would.
01:07:49Would you?
01:07:50Would you do it again?
01:07:51Would you do it again?
01:08:00Look, I really, I want to talk about this.
01:08:05It's just not the best time.
01:08:07Not the best time?
01:08:09There's no other time.
01:08:11Just, please, please just take the second pill and then we can talk about our situation
01:08:18after you've taken it.
01:08:19You're not going to leave her, are you?
01:08:23I'm sorry.
01:08:30I'm sorry.
01:08:46Get the fuck out.
01:08:49Get the fuck out.
01:08:49Get the fuck out.
01:08:51Cut off.
01:08:55I have no need to go.
01:08:55Get the fuck out.
01:09:00Get the fuck out.
01:09:05You're late.
01:09:20Hey, I'm sorry.
01:09:23Shoes, shoes.
01:09:24Oh, shit.
01:09:25I'm sorry.
01:09:27I had to make sure the boards were ready at the office, so...
01:09:31I thought you were running errands.
01:09:33Errands?
01:09:34That's what you texted me.
01:09:36Oh, yeah.
01:09:37Work errands.
01:09:40Whatever.
01:09:41Food's getting cold.
01:09:43Put the flowers in water.
01:09:46Thanks to surgery at the hospital for sick children,
01:09:49Tracy Hooper was given the liver of a nine-year-old accident victim in a four-hour operation.
01:09:54Hooper is in critical but stable condition, normal after such an operation.
01:09:58Her condition was...
01:10:00You want to play a game?
01:10:25What, honey?
01:10:29A drinking game.
01:10:32You want to play a drinking game?
01:10:35Yeah.
01:10:36Why not?
01:10:38You ever played, um...
01:10:40I Never?
01:10:43What made you think of that?
01:10:45I just...
01:10:47I don't know.
01:10:48I thought it could be fun.
01:10:51I don't want to get drunk.
01:10:58All right.
01:10:59I am so excited about this cat.
01:11:19Yes.
01:11:20Me too.
01:11:21What should we name her?
01:11:30I don't know.
01:11:32What about Maude?
01:11:34After my mother.
01:11:35Yeah.
01:11:36Yeah, Maude's a nice name.
01:11:37You think you can talk to the super about it tomorrow?
01:11:50Yeah.
01:11:51Yeah, I said I would.
01:11:54You don't forget.
01:11:57I won't.
01:11:58Hey, actually, babe.
01:12:14What?
01:12:15Oh, man.
01:12:17I am just so wiped out.
01:12:20I don't know if I can...
01:12:22Aw.
01:12:24I'm kind of in the mood.
01:12:25Yeah.
01:12:27Yeah, but we, um...
01:12:29Let's play in the morning, huh?
01:12:33I can't persuade you.
01:12:37You get yourself hard, and I'll hop on.
01:12:43What?
01:12:44I'll take over once you're ready.
01:12:55There were nine condoms in here before I left, and now there's eight.
01:13:02Why is one missing, Fred?
01:13:06How should I know?
01:13:11Did you use one when I was away?
01:13:16Maybe you counted them wrong.
01:13:18I've been counting condoms for years, and I've never made an error.
01:13:20Who the fuck counts condoms?
01:13:25Why is there a condom missing?
01:13:27Why?
01:13:29Why?
01:13:30Because I had sex.
01:13:33That's why.
01:13:35You're lying.
01:13:37No, I'm not.
01:13:38But, ironically, I didn't end up using the damn condom, so...
01:13:41You had unprotected sex with another woman?
01:13:51Yes.
01:13:57Why?
01:13:58Why are you even telling me this?
01:14:03Okay, look, Nellie, it's not working between us.
01:14:14Where is this coming from?
01:14:16Nellie, you don't love me.
01:14:19What?
01:14:19You've never, ever really loved me.
01:14:22You haven't.
01:14:23You treat me like I'm your personal assistant.
01:14:25I mean, you do not respect me.
01:14:27You are a control freak, and this whole, this us, it's just...
01:14:32I don't care if you pay for the food, if you pay for the housekeeper, if you pay for the rent, okay?
01:14:44I do not want to be in a functional relationship where it's merely convenient for you to hop on.
01:14:50You are a mean, horrible, immature son of a bitch!
01:14:56Where are you going?
01:14:57I should have done this a long time ago, but I just, I didn't have the courage.
01:15:04Well, where are you going to sleep tonight?
01:15:14Bye.
01:15:17You're just like the character in your novel, a selfish, uncaring asshole.
01:15:23You read the chapters?
01:15:24Yes, I did.
01:15:27And they suck.
01:15:29The characters suck.
01:15:31The story sucks.
01:15:32And you'll never, ever get published because you suck.
01:15:37I mean, only now, when I am leaving you, can you actually talk about something that's important to me?
01:15:42I was trying not to hurt your feelings.
01:15:47No, I wanted you to hurt my feelings, okay?
01:15:50And be brutally honest with me and give me some perspective.
01:15:53You want perspective?
01:15:55How about this?
01:15:56I fucked someone on my trip.
01:15:59He's a banker and he lives in Rye.
01:16:01And he's rich and handsome and almost divorced.
01:16:06And we're going out on Friday.
01:16:12Honestly, Nellie?
01:16:17I don't care.
01:16:18I don't care.
01:16:18I don't care.
01:16:23I don't care.
01:18:45And bye.
01:18:47Hey, hey, look, I just...
01:18:49I've been doing a lot of thinking about you and doing a lot of work and the amazing thing...
01:18:55Look, Fred, I am in a really different place in my life right now.
01:18:58Look, I just... I finished my novel.
01:19:01Okay, let me take you up on your offer if it still stands.
01:19:04You really hurt me.
01:19:05I know.
01:19:07I wish that I could just make it up to you somehow.
01:19:10I don't know if that's possible.
01:19:11Okay.
01:19:18Okay.
01:19:20Okay, that's fair.
01:19:21Yeah.
01:19:22It's totally fair.
01:19:23But...
01:19:23Can't I still get your number?
01:19:30Why?
01:19:31So that I can call you and...
01:19:35Try to get you to like me again.
01:19:37Give me your phone.
01:19:43Give me your phone.
01:19:48You can text me.
01:19:49I'll take you.
01:19:50You can text me.
01:20:03I'm there.
01:20:05No.
01:20:05You can text me.
01:20:07I'll take you.
01:20:07You can text me.
01:20:08What?
01:20:08No.
01:20:09No.
01:20:09No.
01:20:10No.
01:20:10No.
01:20:10No.
01:20:11No.
01:20:12No.
01:20:12No.
01:20:13No.
01:20:14No.
01:20:14No.
01:20:15I'm over here and I am a-wasting time
01:20:45The thought of a happy future nearly crossed my mind
01:20:52But in the dark in the corner of the store, yeah, I am naked
01:20:59Terrorized by the slack of the spark, wanted so much more
01:21:07I'm hesitating and love is such a curious thing
01:21:15There's a canyon over glue, it's cut into that diamond ring
01:21:23I'm feeling fine about your sweet sorrow
01:21:33I'm ready for the very next girl in life
01:21:39And I don't wanna dance in your tomorrow
01:21:49I'm just a victim of my circumstance
01:21:54I'm over here and I am a-wasting time
01:22:02Paralyzed by the slack of trust and you're always swamped in mine
01:22:10But trust is what I want, it's what I'm all about
01:22:17What I've been saying
01:22:19Yet now with the days so near I am drenched in doubt
01:22:25So I've been praying and love is such a curious thing
01:22:33And the canyon over glue, it's cut into that diamond ring
01:22:55So I'm still gonna call you
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