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ATTENTION ! Des déchets toxiques ont fait leur chemin dans l'herbe. Ils débarquent dans votre ville, transformant les « fumeurs » en zombies affamés de chair humaine ! Regardez ! Un hippie mangeant un flic ! Regardez ! Une fille nue mangeant une fille nue ! Regardez ! Lloyd Kaufman dans le rôle du livreur de pizzas déficient mental ! Écoutez ! Une bande-son rock avec DOA, Electric Frankenstein, Honky, Blitz, Bottles and Skulls et des performances live de Damage Case et des Dwarves ! ZOMBIES CANNABIS quand ils ont une fringale, VOUS êtes saouls !!!
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16:19et cannibalized teachers,
16:21students and school faculty.
16:23We had a chance to speak
16:25with a few of the students that witnessed today's
16:27tragic events unfold.
16:29Yeah,
16:31I knew that Roger guy.
16:33He was a weirdo, you know, always wearing black
16:35and listening to that devil worship music.
16:37Yeah, but I know
16:39where he is now.
16:41Down there.
16:43Oh my God, it was so gross.
16:45I tried to run away but I slipped on the blood.
16:49It's Stacy.
16:51I knew her.
16:53Actually, now Roger's dead.
16:55I knew her real well.
16:57I fucked her.
16:59It's alright.
17:01Well, as you can see,
17:03the kids are dead.
17:05I knew her.
17:07Actually, now Roger's dead.
17:09I knew her real well.
17:11I fucked her.
17:13It's alright.
17:15Well, as you can see,
17:17the kids here are taking it pretty hard.
17:19We'll keep you posted.
17:21I'm Elizabeth Quigley with COTW News.
17:23Oh man.
17:25Can you believe that?
17:27Yeah.
17:29We should have stayed in school.
17:31Oh shit.
17:33I totally want to port the news lady.
17:35Let's call the band Butt Frog.
17:37Dude, I'm not feeling so hot.
17:39Calm down, man.
17:41The pizza will be here soon.
17:43Pizza?
17:44Pizza?
17:45They deliver pizza this early?
17:47Hey dude, is it me?
17:49Or does he look a little green?
17:51Yeah, man.
17:52Hey dude.
17:53You look kinda green.
17:54You okay?
17:55Nah, dude.
17:56I feel a little weird.
17:58est-ce que c'est moi ou est-ce que c'est un peu green ?
18:06Ouais, man. Hey, dude.
18:09Tu es un peu green.
18:12C'est bon ?
18:15C'est bon ?
18:17Je suis un peu weird.
18:20C'est que c'est que c'est que c'est que j'ai drank la nuit.
18:26Man, I'm not feeling too hot either.
18:29Go into the bathroom.
18:56I'm not feeling too hot.
27:19Have you been driving around, smoking a doobie?
27:24Do you have any drugs in this vehicle?
27:28Drugs? No, no sir. I don't do drugs.
27:31I used to do drugs, but that whole drug scene, man, that is like a bad trip, man.
27:38Like, you know, like you go to the store, man, because you want some chicken, right?
27:43And you're looking for the chicken, and you see the sign for the chicken.
27:46And so you go there, and you pick up the package, man, and it says chicken on it.
27:51But there's not like a chicken in there, man.
27:53There's just like this white thing with this slime on it, man.
27:57So you say, where's the chicken, man?
27:59And the guy with the white coat, he says, well, that's the chicken, man.
28:03And I'm like, why are you fucking with my head, man?
28:06I just want some chicken, all right?
28:08And I look around, and everybody's looking at me, man.
28:11And I just wanted some chicken.
28:12And why does this have to turn into such a big, hassle thing, man?
28:17Hey, do you have any chicken?
28:20Get your patchouli-smelling ass out of that car now!
28:25Okay, man, see, this is turning into like a whole authority thing, man.
28:29And that's not good, man.
28:30My counselor, she says I got a problem with authority, so I got to like, I got to stay away from that sort of thing, okay, man?
28:38So look, look, let's just, we got to just sit down, all right?
28:42All right, so what we got to do, we just got to sit down, and we got to talk this over, okay, man?
28:50Why don't I just take a look?
28:51Look, man, we're just like two people on the face of the planet Earth, okay, man?
28:59And, like, the Earth, it's like, it's just, it's spinning around, man, and we've just got to, like, sit down, and, like, listen to Mother Nature, okay, man?
29:09We got to close our eyes and just stand out there, man, and listen to the wind.
29:17Well, well, look what we got here.
29:20Negative west end, uh, 605 in Valley.
29:27Give me my way back, bitch.
29:30Ah!
29:3210-10-4.
29:40That's wrong!
29:45That's wrong!
29:47Like, hold on!
29:50Turn inside!
29:53Left of here!
29:55Now, go through!
29:58Hey!
29:58Now, no, no!
30:00Power of!
30:01No!
30:02That was my life!
30:03Now, so, uh,
30:04We in the inside!
30:06Now, go through!
30:08Now, someone is headed by!
30:11Yeah!
30:11Is there going to be a scoop and run?
30:13No, thank God!
30:14Affirmative, they're aware.
43:19This is your final power
47:371,000
48:071,000
48:371,000 corpses on the run

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