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00:01Hey, y'all, I'm Ms. Pat.
00:02All rise.
00:03And I know the inside of a courtroom.
00:05I'm a convicted fellow with a GED.
00:07Man, I'm sitting on this side of the bench.
00:09Y'all are killing me.
00:11These are real cases with real money on the line.
00:14And I'm bringing my old friends to court as my jury.
00:16What is this, Looney Tunes?
00:18Y'all may have started this mess, but I'm going to sell them.
00:20I love this court!
00:23All rise, because court is back in session.
00:26All rise for the judge who is too legit to acquit.
00:33Ms. Pat.
00:42Please have a seat, because I'm going to.
00:44Hey, Judy.
00:46Hey, Ms. Pat.
00:48Carmen, I see you glowing.
00:50Yeah.
00:51You hung out with Ray J last night?
00:53No, no, I wouldn't be glowing if I did.
00:55I'd be drunk.
01:00With that said, let's get the party started.
01:03Bailiff, start bailiffing.
01:04This is the case of Love versus Deathinick.
01:08Plaintiff Clay Vossier Love is suing his fiancée Brittany for $5,000.
01:13He claims that while he was serving overseas,
01:16he paid the rent for a home she was actually sharing with her ex.
01:20Defendant Brittany Desatnick says her fiancé, Clay Vossier, is overreacting.
01:25She loves only him, and she shouldn't owe him anything,
01:29because the past is the past, and they need to focus on the future.
01:33She'll do the whole suit and let the fucking suit and help you dry.
01:36Before we get started, I just want to let y'all know this is a jury of my peers, okay?
01:40I get to use them however I want to use them.
01:42But you better keep your eye on them, because they will take your wallet.
01:49Clay, why are you here today?
01:50Your Honor, I'm here because my fiancée leaves with lies.
01:53When I deployed, she finessed me out of a lot of money.
01:57How much money?
01:58I'm here today for $5,000.
02:00It was supposed to go towards her rent,
02:02but I came to find out she was living with her ex still.
02:06Oh, so she was getting your money while you was deployed,
02:10and she was supposed to be paying the rent for you to come home and live with her?
02:14Correct.
02:15Is that true, Brittany?
02:17Your Honor, my fiancée is super dramatic.
02:20When we first started our talking stage, I was living with my ex at the time.
02:25I didn't tell him my full situation because it was so early on in our relationship.
02:30That was seven months ago.
02:31What?
02:32Since then, I've been proposed to, carrying his child.
02:35I've been cooking, cleaning.
02:37I don't think I owe him anything.
02:39Ooh.
02:40How did y'all meet?
02:41She let the conversation slide into my DMs, and that's how we started talking.
02:45Did you know her before she slid into your DM?
02:47No.
02:48Oh.
02:49Let me ask you something, Brittany.
02:51Did you go after Clay because you needed financial help?
02:54No.
02:55I was tired of being single, and I liked his personality.
02:58Mm-hmm.
02:59So I reached out to him.
03:00Oh.
03:01How long was you broken up with that ex before you started dating Clay?
03:05A whole year.
03:06Hmm.
03:07Clay, was it alone, or was you giving her the money?
03:10It was alone.
03:11Ooh.
03:12It was definitely not alone.
03:13You offered it to me.
03:14I accepted it, and it was going towards what I said it was going to go towards,
03:18which was my rent.
03:19Hmm.
03:20Clay, do you think Brittany took advantage of you?
03:22Absolutely.
03:23You got to picture it.
03:24I'm in a different time zone from my family, friends, everybody.
03:27I'm all alone.
03:28I need somebody to talk to.
03:29But there's a whole grown-ass man in this house.
03:33Was you suspicious?
03:34Absolutely.
03:35She would FaceTime me in weird places.
03:38It became, like, a mystery.
03:40Why are you always in an awkward place?
03:42Why you got the mop bucket on your head?
03:44So, let me ask you something, Brittany.
03:46Did you ever tell him that you was room-mating with the ex?
03:50I did tell him.
03:51When he got out, it was just exhausting to keep this secret.
03:54You was tired of hiding in the car in the hallway with a bucket on your head.
03:57Okay.
03:58So, what is your relationship current?
04:01When the last time y'all had a sexual relation?
04:03It's been a minute.
04:04Yesterday.
04:07You about to lie?
04:08I know she's not lying, because your shoulders look relaxed.
04:14All right.
04:15I'm going to go to my jury.
04:16Payne, this is some simp situation going on right here.
04:19He a man overseas, ain't getting no plus.
04:21She promised him some plots when he get home.
04:24This whole thing is a case of Pastor Clavassier, okay?
04:28Listen, he was fighting for our country, and she was fighting for the rent.
04:36Anything you want to say before I make this decision?
04:38I did make a mistake in the beginning, but since then, we've grown our relationship,
04:44and I've told him the truth.
04:45I don't feel like I owe him anything, because I want us to get past this whole situation.
04:50That happened in the early stages of our relationship, when we weren't even together.
04:56Anything you want to say, Clay?
04:57Uh, yes.
04:58You know that I was sending you a lot of money.
05:01You know how hard I worked when I was deployed.
05:03If you want to move forward with me and do the right thing, would it be bad for you
05:07to give me the money back that I loaned you?
05:09Okay.
05:10This is a relationship that I hope that can work out,
05:13and I know we're not going to be able to solve it today.
05:15It's time to settle this.
05:20I'm ruling in favor of nobody.
05:27Let me tell you why.
05:29Because this is a relationship.
05:31In a relationship, things happen.
05:33You must have fell in love with her, because you did a whole lot.
05:36Don't hold this against her, because you could be overreacting.
05:39Right, yeah.
05:40What are you having?
05:41A girl.
05:42What are you going to name her?
05:43Moon.
05:44Moon?
05:45Moon.
05:46Get your silly ass out of here.
05:48You are different.
05:49Do not let her name that black baby no moon.
05:51That's where we are.
05:53Your Honor, I have something to say.
05:55What do you have to say, young lady?
05:57Clay definitely asked me to go on a date with him.
05:59Who asked you to go on a date?
06:00Clay.
06:01You know Clay?
06:02What?
06:03Yeah.
06:04And what are you about to show me now?
06:05A video?
06:06A video?
06:07What?
06:08Oh, my God.
06:09Can I see it?
06:10Oh, my God.
06:11Oh, my God.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13Oh, my God.
06:14Oh, my God.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:17Oh, my God.
06:18Oh, my God.
06:19Oh, my God.
06:20Oh, my God.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:22I'm here playing the victim.
06:23Cortland, you go grab his ass while I keep talking to him.
06:26Go grab him, Cortland.
06:32I want to talk to him.
06:34How did you know him?
06:35Um, so he DM'd me.
06:37And he told you he was lonely, too,
06:39and he was in the military overseas?
06:40Yeah.
06:41So that's his thing, y'all.
06:42He just going to women DM by,
06:44and she was done enough to fall for it.
06:47He's a creep.
06:50Hey, guys, go.
06:51Clay passed a good fine game fast as hell.
06:54Wow.
06:55Let me tell you something.
06:56Next time you have some tea in my courtroom,
06:58you stand your ass up and spill your tea, baby.
07:01Yeah.
07:02Give me my next case, honey,
07:04before I get pregnant.
07:08He told me, if this does not hit,
07:10I will give you your money back.
07:11You let him suck you in and up.
07:13Oh.
07:14Wait a minute, Pat.
07:15Hey, that I would have paid to see.
07:21All right, Jerry.
07:22You know I love y'all,
07:23so I hope we can get through this day
07:24without y'all embarrassing me.
07:26Love?
07:27Never.
07:28No promises.
07:31Get the people in here, honey,
07:32so we can get this thing popping.
07:33This is the case of Raxton versus John V.A.
07:37Plaintiff Chris Raxton is suing his business partner,
07:40Rubens, for $500,
07:42the amount he paid Rubens for guaranteed sports picks
07:44that lost him his money.
07:46All right, D-Ray Davis.
07:47Defendant Rubens Jean V.A.
07:50says Chris should have read the small print.
07:52It's called gambling for a reason,
07:54and Rubens owes nothing for his friend's bad luck.
07:57You better tell the proof the whole truth
07:58and nothing but the truth will help you God.
08:00Y'all dressed for a funeral.
08:02Somebody's gonna die today.
08:07All right, Chris, tell us why we're here.
08:09I'm suing my friend,
08:10a long-time business partner, Ruben, for $500.
08:13I was in a tough financial situation.
08:15I needed to make money to pay the rent.
08:17Mm-hmm.
08:18I paid my last $500 to him
08:20to send me his guaranteed
08:22or your money back sports plays of the day.
08:25He told me, if this does not hit,
08:28I will give you your money back.
08:29Oh.
08:30Rubens lost me my money
08:32but refused to pay me back,
08:34so here we are today.
08:35So this is sports betting?
08:37100%.
08:38Okay, I know how to shoot craps,
08:40but I don't know how to sports bet.
08:41Oh, it's easy.
08:42Let me hear your side of the store, Ruben.
08:44Well, first of all, Miss Pat,
08:46this man's a bonafide bozo.
08:49And I actually should be suing him
08:51for me even being here and wasting my time.
08:53What?
08:54Oh, wow.
08:55For what?
08:56I advised him and told him,
08:57yo, I'm going to sell you this advice.
08:58I'm going to give you these three
08:59guaranteed sports picks.
09:00But you see, Chris here,
09:01he did his own thing a little bit,
09:02and unfortunately, he lost his money.
09:04So what the hell did you bet on for him?
09:07Oh, no, I gave him the picks.
09:08That was his business.
09:09He's an advisor.
09:10Oh!
09:11The $500 was his fee.
09:13He pocketed that,
09:14which is what I'm suing him for.
09:15So since you didn't win,
09:17you want the $500 back?
09:19Exactly.
09:20That he guaranteed he would give me back.
09:25Guaranteed.
09:26How can you guarantee somebody something is going to hit?
09:29I have a flyer, right?
09:31It says guarantee,
09:32but I have very small descriptive words
09:35that has a disclaimer.
09:37Oh.
09:38Okay.
09:39Come on.
09:40Come on.
09:41The fine print gets you.
09:42It's a guarantee or it's not.
09:43My disclaimer says,
09:44you're not going to lose
09:46if you have the balance to take all the bets.
09:49I had no idea that he owned,
09:52that's all he had to bet.
09:53You didn't read the BS?
09:56He told me,
09:57if this does not hit,
09:59I will give you your money back.
10:00The strangest thing about this
10:02is you didn't have rent money,
10:04but you had money for advice.
10:05Yeah.
10:06That's dumb.
10:08You, instead of paying your rent,
10:10are gambling.
10:11Do you see his chain?
10:12And his watch?
10:13That has nothing to do with you.
10:14He got my money right there.
10:15And it feels great, Miss Papi.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19We seeing you today.
10:20Rubens ain't playing.
10:21Were y'all friends before this?
10:23We were, you know, friends.
10:24So you charge your friend $500 for advice?
10:27Of course.
10:28If you're my friend,
10:29you'll support me.
10:30If you're not,
10:31are we really friends?
10:32There's a fee to be your friend?
10:33Oh, my God.
10:34Okay, Jerry,
10:35these people gonna lost their damn mind.
10:37Help us some stuff.
10:38I don't know much about sports
10:40and all that stuff they're talking,
10:42but I think Chris has been played.
10:44It's a bet, you know?
10:46No guarantees in it.
10:48You should have done the right thing.
10:50You were responsible for the bet.
10:51No.
10:52Mmm.
10:53He's right.
10:54If you're a legitimate business,
10:55you gotta operate like a real business.
10:57Yeah.
10:58You come across as somebody
10:59who's trying to rip off a friend.
11:02Let me settle this.
11:04Chris, you can't gamble,
11:06and then when you don't win,
11:07you want your money back.
11:09And you should have never charged your friend
11:11$500 for advice.
11:13But I understand why you do what you do.
11:15Your clothes are tailor-made.
11:17Yeah.
11:18It is hard to find three T's in adult size.
11:23I just can't believe you're that gullible.
11:25You let him suck you in and up.
11:28Oh.
11:29Oh.
11:30Wait a minute.
11:31Hey, yo.
11:32Objection.
11:33Objection.
11:34Now that I would have paid the fee.
11:35I've come to my final decision,
11:40and I'm going to settle this once and for all.
11:46I'm ruling in favor of neither one of y'all asses.
11:51Oh.
11:52Bang.
11:53Y'all lost.
11:54Everybody lost.
11:55Everybody lost.
11:56You can't buy a lottery ticket and give it back
11:59because you didn't win.
12:00It don't work like that.
12:02You didn't have the money to gamble with in the first place.
12:04So you had no business gambling.
12:06Bet is a bet, and your ass can't get upset.
12:11Get out of my courtroom.
12:12Ray J, do you believe that guy's as good as he say he is?
12:15His poise and his posture says it.
12:17And he's cold hearted.
12:18Cold hearted.
12:19Like, yeah.
12:20But again, you can't guarantee anything.
12:21You know what I'm saying?
12:22And if they believe that, then they would believe when I said
12:24I'd never lie before.
12:26Bang.
12:27Next case.
12:28I took these courses that my mom said I needed to take.
12:33And the business is shut down now.
12:35She went on maternally, but not really maternally.
12:37People go on maternally all the time, and they business still stay afloat.
12:41I know somebody had a baby yesterday.
12:43It was me.
12:44I'm back here today.
12:45How y'all doing, Jerry?
12:50Good.
12:51We're amazing.
12:52Cortland a little musty.
12:53Are you a little musty?
12:54No, I'm not.
12:55A little musty.
12:56You probably having hot flashes, but it's going to be all right.
13:01Bailiff.
13:02Stop bailiffing.
13:03This is the case of Boykins versus Nelson.
13:07Plaintiff Mahogany Boykins is suing her mom for $4,735.72.
13:13Get it sexy.
13:14The amount she invested in classes for their trucking company,
13:17but never got back when the business fell apart.
13:20Defendant LaKeisha Nelson says the company went under
13:23because Mahogany stepped back from her job.
13:25She doesn't owe her daughter one mother truckin' dollar.
13:31All right, Mahogany, tell us why we're here today.
13:33I'm here because I'm suing my mom for $4,735.72.
13:38We started a truckin' business.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41And she made me take these coaching classes for the trucking business.
13:44But I had to step back from the business because I had a high-risk pregnancy.
13:48And I found out when I was nine months pregnant about to have my baby, the business was gone.
13:53She shut it down.
13:54Oh.
13:55I had to come out of pocket for these courses, and I feel she owes me the money.
13:58Mm-hmm.
13:59All right, Mama, tell me your side of the story.
14:02As far as the administrative side of the company, it was myself and my daughter.
14:07Mm-hmm.
14:08So the coaching was information that was helpful for her to be able to know what she needed to do.
14:13I don't owe my daughter anything.
14:16They were classes that she needed to take.
14:18Hmm.
14:19Can you explain to me why you want $4,735.72?
14:23Exactly.
14:24Because I took these courses that my mom said I needed to take.
14:28And I had to come out of pocket of my own money, and the business is shut down now.
14:32Do you know how many people go and take classes and never use their background?
14:36D-Ray is a gynecologist, but he don't practice that.
14:40That job stinks.
14:42Oh, my God.
14:46So what type of trucking business was it?
14:48Was y'all hauling something? Dirt? People?
14:52Freight.
14:53We were hauling freight.
14:54Okay, freight.
14:55What responsibility did you have, Mahogany?
14:57I booked loads. I had to find drivers. I paid the people.
15:03You were pretty much running this business.
15:05Yes, ma'am.
15:06And how did the business feel?
15:08The business closed because it was too much on just me to be able to do everything by myself.
15:13Mahogany, she went on maternity leave, but not really maternity leave.
15:16She stopped talking to me.
15:17Hmm.
15:18People go on maternity leave all the time, and they business still stay afloat.
15:22I know somebody had a baby yesterday.
15:23It was me. I'm back here today.
15:26My mom wanted me to do everything, and I couldn't do that.
15:29So I said, I need to take a break. I'm getting stressed out.
15:33Okay. Y'all have a contract?
15:35We did have a contract.
15:36Let me see.
15:37I have the contract right here, ma'am.
15:38And what is this contract for?
15:40It's a partnership. Everybody's supposed to do their part of the business so we can run the business.
15:44So did y'all need startup money for this trucking business?
15:47Yes, ma'am.
15:48How much did you put in, Mahogany?
15:50I put in $5,000.
15:51Me and her helped out equally.
15:53Did you say, I'm going to pay you back? Did you ever tell her you're going to pay you back if she take the class just asking?
15:57No.
15:58I see why the business didn't work.
16:01Mahogany is spelled wrong. There should not be a J in Mahogany.
16:04It's spelled right. I'm the one and only.
16:07This is majogony.
16:12What happened to your business after you had to leave?
16:15She sold it. She sold everything.
16:18Oh.
16:19She sold everything.
16:20Oh.
16:21I didn't get anything.
16:22Oh.
16:23You sold all the stuff for the trucking business?
16:24Uh-huh.
16:25Yeah.
16:26Computers, typewriters.
16:27Typewriters?
16:29Did y'all own any trucks?
16:31Yes.
16:32So where that truck at?
16:33My mom sold it. I don't know who she sold it to.
16:35Are you serious?
16:36Plated Mahogany Boykins is suing her mom, Lakeisha Nelson, for $4,735.72 worth of business classes for their trucking company.
16:49Lakeisha Nelson says Mahogany gets nothing since it's her fault the business stalled out.
16:54Miss Pat is about to get this case back on the road.
16:57So when you had your trucking company, did y'all own any trucks?
17:00Yeah.
17:01So where that truck at?
17:02I sold the truck for like $35,000.
17:04What?
17:05Where the money from the truck?
17:07What happened to the money?
17:09I'm not feeling that.
17:10I'm not feeling that.
17:11Mm-mm-mm.
17:12We still owed on the truck.
17:13Oh.
17:14She's not evidently counting that.
17:16Oh, wow.
17:17Oh, jeez.
17:18Mahogany, when you left the company, how did that affect you and your mom relationship?
17:22It put a strain on our relationship.
17:25We're just barely back.
17:26After my second baby, we're just barely back.
17:28Hmm.
17:29It's just like a big breakup.
17:31I was not there for the birth of her children.
17:34I was hurt because that's my only daughter.
17:37I'm gonna be honest with you.
17:39From a grandmama to a grandmama, you don't wanna see them when they first born.
17:42They ugly as hell.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:48Okay, Jerry, what you got for me?
17:50If you promise right now to never use none of that knowledge ever, ever in life,
17:54I hope we'll give you the money back.
17:55But your mama is a boss in this business.
17:57She tried trucks, dog.
17:59Yo, mama, look at that woman.
18:01Pulling up to your school in that 18 wheelie.
18:05With a 82-ounce Mountain Dew.
18:08Mahogany, my mother passed when I was 15 years old.
18:17And I think about sometime, like where I'm at today, I wish she could see what her baby girl was doing.
18:23You don't get a second chance.
18:25You gotta take the mama that you got, and you gotta love them.
18:28Because when she gone, that's it.
18:29Mm-hmm.
18:30Mm-hmm.
18:31I've come to my final decision, and I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
18:38I'm ruling in favor of the defendant, Lakeisha Nelson.
18:44Thank you, Your Honor.
18:46That's right.
18:47Yeah!
18:49Mahogany, she don't owe you anything.
18:52All you had to do, go out and use that knowledge from that class.
18:55You could've went and worked at any trucking company, and you still can.
18:59All you had to do, go get yourself another job.
19:01With that said, I just settled it.
19:04You are dismissed.
19:05Riding on the highway.
19:10These people crazy, boy.
19:11They don't mind suing their parents.
19:13Mm-hmm. For sure.
19:14I'm telling my kids, now don't sue me.
19:16If you sue me, I'm coming to court naked.
19:18Next time on Miss Pat Settles It.
19:20When was the house built?
19:2119, 18?
19:221895.
19:23Oh, shit.
19:2418.
19:25I thought I was kidding.
19:26That's a color purple house.
19:28So you just went off and got you a free hairdo and makeup for your photo shoot.
19:31Would you pay $200?
19:32You don't even wanna know what I pay these bitches to do me like this.
19:36Please refer to me as Madam Honey.
19:38Hell no.
19:39What?
19:41All this right here is pimpin' up, pulling down.
19:43All this right here is pimpin' up, pulling down.
19:46But I don't know nothing about that, Your Honor.
19:48Yes, you do.
19:49Your suit told me that when you walked in the door.
20:16All this right here is sampai with you.
20:17Cause we'reKAifu.
20:18It falls out Hall t Warner.
20:19We're gonna see you guys.
20:20Leave me there.
20:21We'll be here now.
20:22Come on down.
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