- 7/4/2025
Act Like You Love Me - Full Movie
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Let's go.
04:43Let's go.
04:44Hey, this is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess, acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open, if not for yourself or Benji.
05:27I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay, what is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me, an acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:01Come on, two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:19Good work.
06:20Good work, good work.
06:20Yeah.
06:22Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:31Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet.
06:41But, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazier things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see, she's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Now that's it.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:28What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Stu.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:40Last notice of child support must pay.
07:49We'll not be paying that.
07:50I don't know.
08:06Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:07No, no, no, no, no!
08:14Fucking no.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:24Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:38Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No, thank you.
08:51I'm fine.
08:53This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:02You can do it, Benji.
09:10Come on.
09:12Come on, Benji.
09:13Hit the ball for once.
09:14Let's go, Benji.
09:16Let's go, Benji.
09:18You're doing great.
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:27Looking good as always.
09:28Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji.
09:31He does.
09:32Nice with that dribble.
09:33Nice.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:42That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:51The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:04Oh, for Christ's sake.
10:08Man up, boy.
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:11Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:16I have a mani-pedi.
10:17Come on.
10:17Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:27I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:29Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah, we are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:53Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopy.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:20but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27Timoire?
11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:44No, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:48I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:50Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:05I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:14You'll see.
12:15And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:20Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:24No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:44Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:58Well, hello.
13:00Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:19Oh, my.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:32Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Oh, what?
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if?
13:46Yeah.
13:49That was so strange.
13:50I know.
13:51Well, that didn't go too well.
14:00Yeah, no academy award for us.
14:03Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:23Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:26Uh, same.
14:27Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:40Sounds good.
14:40Okay.
14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have my happy ending.
15:01And then I eloped with Andy and, uh, he had an affair.
15:12Then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking, um, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:49Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:01Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support, and he works at Lestile.
16:22But I can't fire him unless he might sue, or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:39Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:07What?
17:09That's amazing, right?
17:26The thing is, exactly.
17:28Is was she a cheat for me?
17:29What?
17:30Allical art is my name.
17:30I support her.
17:31It's her.
17:32There's a lot of sea is my name.
17:36Look.
17:36You know
17:36not enough.
17:38I want you to use a road.
17:39it's her.
17:39You're really nice.
17:40Great night.
17:41Come on.
17:41You're so stupid.
17:43I want you to love me.
17:44I know you're so symbols.
17:44Beautiful.
17:45It's like, are you pretligen?
17:46I know you okay?
17:46You're not?
17:46That's also.
17:47All right.
17:47You're so stupid.
17:48I want you to love me.
17:49You're so Lord.
17:50I want you to love me.
17:51It's just passou by your heart.
17:52Help me Lucas.
18:23National Grid, water.
18:30Doing that one.
18:33Oh, urgent.
18:45Oh.
18:47You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:51Delinquency of child support?
18:55Ha.
19:12Anyway...
19:14Yeah.
19:20We need to talk.
19:28I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:33What's her address?
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping
19:38the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am, you got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Good work.
19:56I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um,
20:00we should do it again sometime.
20:03I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:16Good night.
20:33Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what, who?
20:38A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you've won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:49I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God, it really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:15What's ten minus four?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:27Dang.
21:32Ah, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:35George, can you get it for me?
21:37Roland's gonna call.
21:38Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:45I need a second.
22:13Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:45I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
23:02I think that would be a good idea.
23:15Yeah.
24:03Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28into school.
24:29Okay.
24:29Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no. Go, go, go.
24:42Come on. Finish up. We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag. Come on.
24:50We got to come home.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry. Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring. The guy
25:23is like he doesn't even exist. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
25:28How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow!
25:33That hoot.
25:34Damn it.
25:37How dare she.
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money. Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:01Uh, what you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow! Damn it!
26:07Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta... I mean...
26:11Ow!
26:12All right. All right.
26:13I'll handle it. I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:19Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:38There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:47Come on, ref! Give us a break!
26:50Hey, that was a foul!
26:52No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Okay.
27:30Ref, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:40But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:50And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:20Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:38Oh!
28:39Oh, my God!
28:42Oh, my God!
28:43Yes!
28:45Thanks!
28:47Okay, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah?
28:53My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm, I'm actually with him now, so.
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:19I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:35Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hands up.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on.
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take somebody...
30:18Dino!
30:32Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35Are you okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:42Uh, Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:17I, um, I, um, I...
31:21What?
31:22Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:27I think I would...
31:29I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:33I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life...
31:48Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:28I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:38What?
32:41Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want,
33:00then they get what they want,
33:01and that actually is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:09No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:20Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:27It's got a good one.
33:52There's nothing in here.
34:11Oh, my God.
34:41Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing!
35:11Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should have saw it, I think the guy was...
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:34You can't laugh, okay?
35:36What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, boobie.
35:40What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:46They're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, boobie.
35:57Wow.
35:57Incredible.
35:58Your Grace.
36:14Yeah.
36:19Your Grace...
36:20...
36:20...
36:21...
36:23boopie mama's in the mood
36:36boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:44boopie
36:51boopie
36:53boopie
36:57boopie
36:59boopie
37:14boopie
37:22George
37:24please call me
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night
37:28George
37:44please don't let this affect our friendship
37:47Benji misses you
37:50I miss you
37:51call me
37:53call me
38:10fine
38:12around seven o'clock
38:14this better be important
38:21listen
38:23I really need to talk with you
38:25can we get a coffee
38:27just a coffee
38:30okay
38:31slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow
38:34see you then
38:41uh hey Dino
38:42yes boss
38:43hey can you do me a solid
38:45can you follow Delilah
38:47she's been acting a little strange
38:48I kinda wanna just know what's up
38:50consider it done
38:51thank you
38:52so what is this about
38:57let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
39:02no
39:03I've been thinking about us
39:08us
39:09there is no us
39:11there is no us
39:13there is
39:14there is
39:15there could be
39:16there is
39:17there could be
39:18when I saw you with that guy at the Little League game
39:21I knew I made a big mistake
39:23we're a family
39:25we're the perfect family
39:28you've gotta be kidding me
39:30you've gotta be kidding me
39:34how dare you
39:40how dare you
39:42how dare you
39:43Sharon Boopy
39:44this was not my idea
39:46you're lying
39:47you're trying to steal my man
39:49I already told you
39:50he's mine
39:51you slut
39:52tell her
39:53this was your idea
39:54he wants us to get back together
39:56oh
39:57I don't know what you're talking about
39:59Sharon
40:00she begged me to meet her
40:01she said it was an emergency
40:03something about Benji
40:04you coward
40:05she grabbed my hand
40:08she was begging me
40:09it was pathetic
40:10it was pathetic
40:11okay
40:21take that you slut
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you
40:26you're a worm
40:29and you're fucking crazy
40:32and this man
40:33does not
40:34pay his child support
40:36okay
40:41poopy
40:42don't even start
40:43what the hell is this
40:44you're embarrassing me
40:45it's disgusting
40:46let's go
40:47let's go
40:48come on
40:55hey
40:57hey
40:59thank you for meeting with me
41:01I'm happy to see you
41:04yeah
41:05what do you want Delilah
41:08I've been thinking
41:09about us
41:12about our conversation
41:13the other week
41:14and
41:16what you said
41:18look
41:19I was wrong
41:21I
41:22what I said
41:23was wrong
41:24and I made a mistake
41:26and I was confused
41:28what do you mean you were confused
41:29how was dinner last night
41:32with Andy
41:34what
41:35what
41:36I said
41:37how was dinner last night with Andy
41:39how do you know about that
41:41ah
41:43so you did have dinner with him
41:44and you held hands
41:46how romantic
41:48oh my god
41:49did you have me followed
41:50you're not even denying it
41:52oh
41:54god
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night
41:56because he asked to talk about Benji
41:58yeah
41:59yeah
42:00and then he grabbed my hand
42:01and then his girlfriend
42:03threw wine in my face
42:04right
42:05yeah right
42:06and then I went home
42:07and I did some soul searching
42:08and I realized that I have feelings for you
42:11but now I realize I was wrong
42:14you're just an asshole
42:15and you're just a lonely woman
42:21who's shut down
42:22and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her
42:25god
42:27oh
42:31I hope I never have to see you again
42:36Christ
42:37mom
42:46yeah hon
42:47can I ask you a
42:49personal question
42:52well I guess that depends on what the question is
42:55where's George
42:57George
42:59you heard me
43:00where's George
43:02um
43:04didn't you have a fight
43:05well
43:08did you break up
43:17sometimes grown ups
43:18they
43:20they have to make decisions
43:22well it's okay
43:24you broke up
43:25don't worry about it
43:27I'm used to it
43:29I'm sorry Benji
43:32I really am
43:33I really am
43:48what was in your car George?
43:57thank you for meeting with me
43:58yeah I was surprised that you called
44:01um
44:02are you here alone?
44:03yeah I snag out
44:04mom's a rocker
44:05Roland fell asleep on the couch
44:07he does it every time
44:08don't tell mom
44:10okay
44:11I want to talk about mom
44:15look Benji
44:16I don't think that there's much to talk about there
44:18mom was being super sad
44:21and I'm sorry to hear about that
44:23you know she loves you, right?
44:26wait what?
44:28I can tell
44:30Benji it's not what you think
44:32look
44:34your mom hired me to
44:36I know you've been pretending
44:38what?
44:39I know you've been pretending
44:40that you love each other
44:41so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
44:44listen I may be a kid but I'm not stupid
44:47but
44:48and you love her too
44:49but there's so
44:50establish shenanigans and please get back together
44:53deal
44:57deal
45:01Delilah! Delilah! Delilah! Delilah!
45:03what? what? how?
45:05a friend of a friend of an ex
45:07had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me
45:14what?
45:15wait that is like huge
45:16anyone is going to be at that fashion show
45:19why you?
45:21let's just say the relationship didn't go well
45:23and guilt
45:25baby guilt
45:28and guess who's going to be my date?
45:30who?
45:31you silly!
45:32what?
45:38wait those are my designs
45:41what?
45:42those look exactly like my dresses
45:44you see
45:46oh my god they do
45:48we have to go
45:49we have to go
45:50boopie
45:54boopie
45:57i think we're going to change the fashion world
46:00ooh i agree boopie
46:02there they are
46:03Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:16There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:26Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its companies.
46:33Owner, founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh, my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:03George.
47:09Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:22A surprise.
47:23Yeah.
47:25You should have lost Henry.
47:26Kill Benji.
47:26Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh, my God.
47:37Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:41And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:50The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:56Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:08of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:11Disgusting.
48:36Disgusting.
48:41Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Delilah, would you please give me the honor and be my wife?
49:41Delilah, would you please give me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terror.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:34Ah!
50:40I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth,
50:54and your joy.
50:55Curving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:00It's my pleasure.
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