- 7/6/2025
Act Like You Love Me - Full
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:19Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an ale appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you're having an affair? With your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
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04:38Party's over.
04:39Party's over.
04:40Party's over.
04:41Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:44Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that?
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:08I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to stay in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like, a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:03Deal.
06:08Deal.
06:09Deal.
06:10Deal.
06:11Deal.
06:12Deal.
06:13Deal.
06:14Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:15Last one.
06:16Deal.
06:17Deal.
06:18Okay.
06:19Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:24You ready?
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:30You what?
06:31Look, some waitress someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:36You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:39Yeah.
06:40She doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:43And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:49Totally normal request.
06:51Look, man, I just need something.
06:53Something different.
06:54You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:56I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
06:59Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:01You got hired to pretend to be some waitress' boyfriend?
07:04Yeah.
07:06Okay.
07:07Crazy things have happened.
07:09I got your back, boss.
07:11Thanks, Dino.
07:12And you'll see.
07:13She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:15Another set?
07:16Okay.
07:19Oh, my God.
07:20Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:24No idea what you're doing.
07:26I...
07:27What's this?
07:29Oh, no.
07:31Stu.
07:32It's not good.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:45Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:50Please.
08:06Fuck!
08:07No, no, no, no!
08:14Fuckin' hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:38Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No, thank you.
08:51I'm fine.
08:57This is going to be great.
09:01Okay.
09:05Come on, Benji. Come on.
09:09You can do it, Benji. Come on.
09:12Come on, Benji. Hit the ball for once.
09:16Let's go, Benji. You're doing great.
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:24Looking good as always.
09:27Looking good as always? Somebody likes you.
09:29Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji.
09:32Nice with that dribble. Nice.
09:34Oh, my God. That's him.
09:47That's who?
09:49Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:54Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over.
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George.
10:00Hey, Delilah.
10:07Oh, for Christ's sake. Man up, boy.
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God. Can I go?
10:12I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God. I have a mani-paddy.
10:17Come on. Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:26I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:36Yes.
10:37Yeah. We are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:53What?
10:53What?
10:53What?
10:56Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopie.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:21but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:22Yes, yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow?
11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:44No, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:48I still think there's a hare-brained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:09Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case,
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:36Later.
12:39Hey, how are you?
12:52I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:57Well, hello.
12:59Hello there.
13:00How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:07Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes.
13:19Oh, my.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a wowsy landlord.
13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:30Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if...
13:47Yeah.
13:48That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:51Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:10Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:16Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:40Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:46So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
15:00my happy ending.
15:03And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
15:12Then we got a divorce.
15:13And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking.
15:19Um, my car is useless.
15:22And I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:46Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure.
15:57Split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:01Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support.
16:21And he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:25Or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:35Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:26Oh, my God.
17:56Oh, my God.
18:26National Grid, water.
18:30Doing with that one.
18:34Oh, it's urgent.
18:45Oh.
18:47You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support?
18:55Huh.
19:13Anyway...
19:14We need to talk.
19:27I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:42Okay. Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Good work.
19:56I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun. We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:03I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure. That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:35Wait, what? Who?
20:38A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:58Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:02Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:07They gave me this to you as well.
21:09I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:24You know the answer to that.
21:27Dang.
21:32Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Roland's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
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21:54Thanks.
22:13Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:34Sure.
22:34I think that we should practice kissing.
22:53I think that we should practice kissing.
23:02I think that would be a good idea.
23:03Well, yeah.
23:04He's asleep.
23:05I think that way.
23:14Good.
23:16Never.
23:17Bye.
23:23Bye.
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