Skip to playerSkip to main contentSkip to footer
K.DeMarco
  • 7/11/2025

Category

✨
People
Transcript
00:00hello what can i get for you hey i'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee
00:25perfect my name is delilah let me know if you need anything else okay
00:29yeah my name is george okay i'll be back with your meal
00:40check for you whenever you're ready
00:44oh no um oh let me guess no money i just think i left my wallet at home starving doctor um
00:53yeah i'm just down on my luck don't worry about it i'll cover you this time okay
00:59really look i'll pay you back i promise just get out of here
01:07go okay
01:08maybe there still are some good women after all
01:17nothing nothing what do you mean she gets nothing
01:20she signed a prenup she's entitled to nothing let me see that
01:30this looks like a marriage license
01:31you told me i was signing our marriage certificate you should have read the fine print
01:40you tricked her shame on you okay can we go i have a nail appointment
01:46you do however get child support wait what i'm sorry that's the law
01:53what do you think i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
02:06you're having an affair with your secretary
02:08your secretary i want a divorce i think it's time you find your own place fine
02:12i want a divorce i'm a horrible mother
02:24my sketches and you told me that you would show those to the design department delilah you're a
02:53housewife you're not a designer perfect
03:04roland there's another leak in the ceiling
03:23i'm getting bored i want to go lie down sure i'll keep an eye on things
03:44the fuck you need to get out of my room i said you need to get out of my room
03:48everyone out this is my house this is my life so get out get everyone the
04:00fuck out of here now all right people party's over let's go party's over
04:14hey george welcome back hey
04:40hey this is the money that i owe you
04:47what can i get for you i'll take a black coffee coffee yeah true
04:53get back for that okay
04:54let me guess let me guess acting not going so well i've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah
05:06i don't believe in love fine i want a divorce did you hear him i ruined my son your son is fantastic
05:15but benji needs to be in love if he's ever gonna find himself just try to keep your heart open if not
05:20for yourself or benji i think i have an idea okay what is that i want to hire you
05:30you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:34i really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know a happy couple
05:43oh um yeah i cannot pay you much but it seems like you need the money
05:50what do you say
05:57deal deal
06:06all right
06:06come on two more last one okay good work good work hey can i tell you something well that's never
06:19good you ready as ready as i could be i'm gonna be an actor you what look some waitress someone needed
06:30my help and i agreed you realize you're a famous billionaire right yeah she doesn't know that part
06:37yet but um look man she's super sweet and she um and she wants to show her son that love is real
06:46totally normal request look man i just need something something different you know i can't
06:52do this anymore i'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty okay so let me get this
06:57straight you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend yeah okay crazy things have
07:05happened i got your back boss thanks you know and you'll see she's great whatever you say boss another
07:12set okay oh my god why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me sharon no idea what you're doing
07:21what's this oh no let's do it's not good urgent child support
07:41last notice of child support must pay we'll not be paying that
07:51i don't even know what's this oh no no no no no hello delilah you look quite nice tonight
08:21why thank you george you look quite nice as well
08:34why thank you george you look quite nice too can i offer you something to drink no thank you
08:45i'm fine
08:54this is going to be great
08:54this is going to be great
08:58come on you can do it benji come on
09:07come on benji hit the ball for once
09:11let's go benji
09:12you're doing great
09:15hey tony hey delilah
09:17you're looking good as always
09:20you're looking good as always good as always so much nice
09:23nice for that dribble nice
09:36oh my god that's him
09:37the guy that i hired to pretend to be my boyfriend delilah what are you talking about
09:49what are you talking about hey george hey delilah
10:01oh for christ's sake man up boy
10:04don't say that oh my god can i go i'm so bored for fuck's sake thank god i have a mani paddy
10:11come on let's get out of here you don't want to say hi then no it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:20who the fuck are you i'm george i'm delilah's new boyfriend
10:25delilah's new boyfriend yes yeah we are dating
10:31what do they run out of pizza boys hon
10:35he's an actor oh he's an actor that makes it even better
10:40wow you are such a riot delilah just when i thought you couldn't get any dumber you proved me wrong
10:45what's that bud
10:49nothing we gotta get out of here wish you two the best
10:55hey asshole where's the child support
11:01don't worry booby i'll handle it you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:09i think i just wanted it in my mouth
11:11all right i think i'm gonna get going but um i'll see you tomorrow for the date right
11:15yes yes yes our date
11:19see more
11:23girl you better tell me everything now
11:31no no no no you're not supposed to do that i'm a starving artist they have lint on their shirts
11:40i still think this is a harebrained idea
11:43you know this is the first time in my life where i can be a normal person nobody after my money or my
11:49status or what i can do for them delilah doesn't want anything for me she just wants me to play a role
11:57i do have to say it's nice to see you smile again
12:04yeah it's gonna be nice you'll see and you should take the night off take janice out to dinner on me
12:11hell no boss i'm keeping an eye on you from a distance no it'll be fine nobody will know who i am
12:18that may be the case but you're still one of the richest men in the world and i ain't taking any
12:23chances do not follow me yes boss later
12:42hey how are you i'm george i'm benji
12:45well hello hello hello there how are you i am very excited about our date i am looking forward to
12:56our date as well won't you come in ah yes thank you
13:02oh my
13:14bad plumbing is making the roof leak we've allowed you landlord ah but you look quite nice tonight
13:23why thank you george you look quite nice as well why are you guys acting so weird hi
13:31i'm roland the babysitter i think it's time for you to get going yes yes um yeah what if yeah
13:40that was so strange i know
13:47well that didn't go too well yeah no academy award for us maybe we should practice that sounds good yeah
13:57uh so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date
14:06yeah probably go eat i hear there's a nice italian restaurant around the corner yeah it's pretty
14:14good what are you gonna do uh same probably grab a bite to eat maybe hit a bookstore well that's just
14:23so silly i mean why don't we go together sure sounds good okay
14:39so tell me why wedding dresses well ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to wear the dress
14:46be the bride yeah have my happy ending and then i eloped with andy and uh he had an affair
14:59and then we got a divorce and now of course he hasn't paid a dime of child support my roof is leaking
15:07um my car is useless and i work in a diner
15:13so best laid plans i guess you know you should call my attorney friend he's telling me some things
15:24in the past i think i can help you with this child support issue i would tell him that you're a friend
15:30of mine thank you yeah of course i will
15:33you should probably get back from our date and split the bill yeah sure uh split the bill
15:49check please
15:49hey bernard this is justin you're gonna be getting a call from a woman named delilah james long story
16:05short her ex is a piece of he won't pay child support and he works it in the style but i can't
16:11fire him unless he might sue or he might figure out who i am so the least i can do is try to help
16:17get some money back from this douchebag from her and she can't know who i am she thinks my name is
16:21george thanks man hey do you know yes boss let's buy delilah's building let's fix the roof on it
16:35sure thing oh while you're at it if you can buy her car nothing too fancy though she's not that type
16:40of girl and keep everything anonymous you got it thank you
16:47what's going on someone about the building they're putting on a new room
16:55what come on oh my god that's amazing right
17:17uh
17:26uh
17:27uh
17:29uh
17:31uh
18:35To appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency of child support.
18:41Anyway...
19:01we need to talk
19:07I need you to follow Delilah James
19:16it's her address
19:20find me some dirt
19:21I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense
19:25she's ruining my perfect life
19:27okay ma'am, you got it
19:29yeah, and don't mess it up
19:32I had a good time
19:43yeah, it was fun
19:45we should do it again sometime
19:47I think we sounded really good
19:50but we should practice some more
19:52just in case
19:54sure, that'd be great
19:57well, good night
19:59can I?
20:01okay
20:02Delilah, look what they delivered for you
20:21wait, what?
20:23who?
20:23a big truck came today and dropped it off
20:25but when I asked
20:27they gave me this to give to you
20:28it says that you won
20:30the best neighbor's sweepstakes
20:32I didn't enter any sweepstakes
20:36did you enter some kind of contest?
20:40not any that I know of
20:41oh, don't look at me
20:43oh, don't look at me
20:44look, it's got your name on it
20:46oh my god
20:48it really does say that
20:51car belongs to me
20:52they gave me this to you as well
20:55I guess my look is finally changing
21:00what's 10 minus 4?
21:10you know the answer to that
21:12dang
21:13oh, shoot
21:18I left my phone in my bedroom
21:20George, can you get it for me?
21:23well, I'm just gonna call
21:23yeah, sure, no problem
21:25thanks
21:26you know the answer to that
21:56Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:03What?
22:06Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:12Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:16Sure.
22:26I think that we should practice kissing.
22:38I think that we should practice kissing.
22:44I think that would be a good idea.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
22:59We should practice kissing.
23:02Hello?
23:04Hello?
23:13Hi.
23:15Hello?
23:15I'm sorry?
23:15I'm sorry?
23:19Hi.
23:21Hey.
23:21Hello?
23:21Hi.
23:22Hi.
23:22Hi.
23:22Hi.
23:23Hi.
23:23Hi.
23:23Hi.
23:23Hi.
23:24Hi.
23:24Hi.
23:24Hi.
23:24Hi.
23:25Hi.
23:25Hi.
23:25Hi.
23:26Hi.
23:26Hi.
23:56Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:00What?
24:01Benji's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
24:03Oh, okay. Yeah.
24:04Come on. Okay.
24:05Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji to school.
24:11Okay.
24:15Just go.
24:16Okay. Okay.
24:16Go, go, go, go.
24:18Come on, finish up. We're going to be late.
24:27I don't want to eat this.
24:31Grab your bag. Come on.
24:32Okay.
24:38Hurry. Let's go.
24:39Okay.
24:40Hey.
24:46Hi.
24:57So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:00I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring. That guy is like he doesn't even exist. Zip, zilch, nada.
25:11How is that possible?
25:14Don't truck me.
25:15Oh, that hurt.
25:16Damn it.
25:19How dare she?
25:21My movie owes her a lot of money.
25:23Money that could be spent on me.
25:26Us.
25:29Okay.
25:30This is what I want you to do.
25:32Get rid of them.
25:33If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:37And all the money goes to me.
25:40I mean us.
25:42Let me get this straight.
25:43What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn it.
25:49Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
25:52What? You gotta, I mean, ow.
25:54All right, all right.
25:55I'll handle it. I'll do it.
25:58Excellent.
25:59Consider it done.
26:01Good.
26:02Let me know when you finish.
26:04Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:06Bye.
26:13There we go.
26:28We're fucked.
26:29Oh, come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:32Hey, that was a foul.
26:34No.
26:35No.
26:36Oh, shit.
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Hang on. Off.
26:41Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
26:44What is he doing?
26:45Your kid's a bitch.
26:48Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
26:49Everything all right?
26:50No.
26:52What's wrong?
26:53My ankle.
26:55You sure it's your ankle?
26:56I can't do it.
26:58What is he saying?
26:59No idea.
27:00Oh, for the love of...
27:03Listen.
27:05We all believe that you can do it.
27:07You just need to believe that you can.
27:09Okay.
27:09Rev, can we have a second?
27:14Hey, hey, look at me.
27:17You can do this.
27:19And I know that you taking this pony cake is a big deal.
27:21And it is.
27:23But messy misses sometimes.
27:26You know?
27:27And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:30It's about you having the courage to try.
27:32And look, we are both proud of you.
27:38Whether you make it or not.
27:40Yes.
27:41Yeah.
27:42You ready?
27:43Yeah.
27:45There you go.
27:47And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
27:50Everything will work out.
27:51I promise.
27:52Okay.
27:53All right, buddy.
27:53Okay.
27:53I can do it.
28:02Come on, Ben.
28:04Come on, son.
28:05You can do it.
28:05Shoot it for Christ's sake.
28:07Oh, God.
28:09I can do it.
28:10I can do it.
28:11I can do it.
28:11Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:30I have a hair appointment.
28:31Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:34Yeah.
28:34My company is opening up a third branch.
28:38And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:40And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
28:43Thank you, Tony.
28:44I'm actually with him now, so...
28:49With him?
28:50Yeah.
28:51You're serious?
28:53Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
28:55This guy's just some two-bit actor.
28:57You see him out there acting on the field?
28:59Pretending to help Benji?
29:04I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:06Hey!
29:06Get your own kid, you freak.
29:11Let's go.
29:13Um, I'm hard now.
29:15Ew.
29:16Okay, can we go?
29:17Let's go.
29:17Come on.
29:18Come on, let's go.
29:18I can't.
29:19I really...
29:19Hey, boss.
29:38I'm about to eat you up some soup.
29:40Dino, Dino, Dino.
29:41Man, women are nothing but trouble.
29:45You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that
29:50actually is not even what they wanted.
29:53And women are trouble.
29:54That's the bottom line.
29:55That's what I'm trying to say here.
29:57I'm sorry, man.
29:59No, it's fine.
30:00Dino, you should go home.
30:03Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
30:06Yes, sir.
30:07You should cherish her.
30:09Yes, sir.
30:09Yeah.
30:10It's kind of cool.
30:15It's kind of cool.
30:15It's kind of cool.
30:45There's nothing in here.
31:08Ah, good job.
31:09It's...
31:09It's...
31:17It's...
31:29tell me what you got i couldn't finish the job ma'am i'm sorry he had some goon there he came out
31:46of nowhere what they've seen my face i i gotta have to lay low for a while you idiot i told you
31:57to do one thing i clearly have to do everything on my own you should have saw it the guy was
32:04idiot hey sexy hey what is it what's wrong
32:16okay i have to show you something you can't laugh okay what of course
32:26anything for you boopie
32:27what share they're they're actually amazing so you'll pitch it of course
32:38yeah yeah it will thank you boopie
32:42wow incredible
32:46so
32:57Boopie, mama's in the mood.
33:23Boopie, mama wants some lovey-dovey.
33:31Boopie.
33:40Boopie.
33:41Boopie.
33:44Boopie.
33:48Boopie.
33:49Boopie.
33:50Boopie.
33:51Boopie.
33:52Boopie.
33:54Boopie.
33:57Boopie.
33:59Boopie.
34:02Boopie.
34:06Boopie.
34:10George, please call me.
34:13I'm so sorry about the other night.
34:17Boopie.
34:21George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
34:36Benji misses you.
34:38I miss you.
34:40Call me.
34:41Call me.
34:42Fine.
34:43Barone, seven o'clock.
34:47This better be important.
34:55Listen, I really need to talk with you.
35:12Can we get a coffee?
35:14Just a coffee.
35:16Okay.
35:17Okay.
35:18Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
35:20See you then.
35:23Uh, hey Dino.
35:29Yes, was.
35:31Hey, can you do me a solid?
35:33Can you follow Delilah?
35:34She's been acting a little strange.
35:35I kind of want to just know what's up.
35:36Consider it done.
35:38So what is this about?
35:42Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
35:45No.
35:46I've been thinking about us.
35:47Us.
35:48There is no us.
35:49But there is.
35:50There could be.
35:51When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
36:12We're a family.
36:14We're the perfect family.
36:16You've got to be kidding me.
36:18man. How dare you? How dare you? Sharon, poopy. This was not my idea. You're lying. You're
36:36trying to steal my man. I already told you he's mine, you slut. Tell her. This was your
36:42idea. He wants us to get back together. Oh. I don't know what you're talking about. Sharon,
36:48she begged me to meet her. She said it was an emergency. Something about Benji. You
36:53coward. She grabbed my hand. She was begging me. It was pathetic. Okay. Take that, you slut.
37:11I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you. You're a worm. And you're fucking
37:18crazy. And this man does not pay his child support.
37:29Boopy. Don't even start. What the hell is this? You're embarrassing me. It's disgusting.
37:34Jake, let's go. Let's go. Come on. Hey. Hey. Thank you for meeting with me. I'm happy to
37:50see you. Yeah. What do you want, Delilah? I've been thinking about us, about our conversation
38:01the other week, and what you said. Look, I was wrong. I... What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
38:14And I was confused. What do you mean you were confused? How was dinner last night with Andy?
38:21What? I said, how was dinner last night with Andy? How do you know about that? Ah. So you did have
38:32dinner with him, and you held hands. How romantic. Oh my God. Did you have me followed? You're not
38:39even denying it. Oh, God. I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
38:47Yeah. And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face. Right. Yeah,
38:54right. And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings
38:58for you. But now I realize I was wrong. You're just an asshole. You're just a lonely woman who
39:10shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her. God. Oh. I hope I never have
39:20good to see you again. Jesus Christ.
39:32Mom? Yeah, hon. Can I ask you a personal question?
39:40Well, I guess that depends on what the question is. Where's George? George. You heard me. Where's
39:48George? George? Um, did I have a fight? Well, they didn't break up.
40:05Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions. Well, it's okay. She broke up. Don't worry
40:14about it. You can be used to it. I'm sorry, Benji. I really am.
40:36What was in your car, George?
40:44Thank you for meeting with me. Yeah, I was surprised that you called. Um, are you here
40:50alone? Yeah, it's the guy. Mom's a rocker. Roland
40:54fell asleep on the couch. He does it every time. Don't tell mom. Okay. I want to talk
41:00about mom. Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there. Mom has been
41:07super sad. And I'm sorry to hear about that. You know she loves you, right? Wait, what?
41:15I can tell. Benji, it's not what you think. Look, your mom hired me to- I know you've been
41:25pretending. What? I know you've been pretending that you love each other, so mom can show me
41:30how it is to be a happy couple. Listen, I mean be a kid, but I'm not stupid. And you love
41:35her too. But there's- So I'd like the two of you to stop the shenanigans and please get
41:40back together. Deal. Deal.
41:49Delilah, Delilah, Delilah! What? What? I have a friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets
41:55of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show. And I couldn't use them and get them
42:00to me. What? Wait, that is like huge. Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
42:06Let's just say the relationship didn't go well. And guilt, baby, guilt. And guess who's
42:17going to be my date? Who? You silly! What? Yeah! Wait, those are my designs. What? Those
42:30look exactly like my dresses. You see? Oh my god, they do! We have to go.
42:37Boobie, I think we're going to change the fashion world. Oh, I agree, Boobie. There they are.
43:07Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat. Today,
43:15after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder,
43:22and primary designer. Oh my god. We're fucked. Oh my god. Ladies and gentlemen, please put
43:33your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald. Thank you. Isn't that... Yes.
43:49Judge. Did you know about that? Yep. He gave me the tickets. But how could you keep this a secret
44:02from me? Did you know about that? Yep. He gave me the tickets. But how could you keep this a secret
44:08from me? Not as a good Milo. A surprise. Oh my god. Well, I feel like a weight has been lifted from my
44:18shoulders. You know, they say that the truth will set you free. Oh my god. Well, I feel like I've been
44:26free for the first time in so many years. And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah
44:37James. The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life. Holy fuck. Damn it.
44:49This isn't fair. So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line
44:55of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
45:19Disgusting. Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing
45:38to say, and it is very important. Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one
45:51more important thing to say, and it is very important. Delilah, would you mind coming up
45:58to join me? Hello? You ready? Hello? Delilah, will you please do me the honor and be my wife?
46:28Yes. What? Yes. You will. I will. You will.
46:58The clothing was disgusting. Terry. Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child
47:11support and contempt of court. Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
47:16No. Boobie. Boobie, make it stop. No, no, no. Boobie. Boobie, make it stop.
47:21Oh, shut up, Sharon.
47:22Ah!
47:28I now pronounce you husband and wife.
47:31Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love, but in the end, I learned it's
47:36not just about finding love, but loving yourself, the truth, and your joy. Proving that sometimes
47:45the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
47:48I now pronounce you husband and wife.
47:49I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.