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00:00:22I was just a girl from music school.
00:00:24Kind of a dork, like everyone else.
00:00:26At school, I met Mal and Ben.
00:00:28We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio, my tribe.
00:00:33Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu.
00:00:37Mal's uncle loaned it to us for the summer.
00:00:39I really love it here.
00:00:41We were living the dream.
00:00:43But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.
00:00:45Now, it's time to jam.
00:00:56I'm done.
00:01:01I'm done.
00:01:03I'm done.
00:01:05I'm done.
00:01:08I'm done.
00:01:17Yeah!
00:01:36That might be the single.
00:01:42That was orgasmic.
00:01:43Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great.
00:01:45Let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:50We all got day jobs.
00:01:51Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor,
00:01:53doing sound design.
00:01:55Melanie was producing at a rock label,
00:01:56and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:01And now that I was living in L.A.,
00:02:03there were endless weddings, baby showers,
00:02:06and family get-togethers.
00:02:09Yes, Mom, don't worry.
00:02:11Okay.
00:02:12Okay, Mom, I'll do it. Bye.
00:02:15Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:17Hell no.
00:02:19Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:21Mm.
00:02:23Love you.
00:02:26Oh, it's Barry.
00:02:28Hi, Barry.
00:02:29Yes, I know.
00:02:31I didn't forget two triple red-eye lattes,
00:02:33bagels and Advil.
00:02:34I'm on my way.
00:02:35Bye.
00:02:37Hiya.
00:02:39Hi.
00:02:42What?
00:02:43The label loved our demo.
00:02:44Yes!
00:02:45They want five more songs, but full mixes,
00:02:49not garage band demos.
00:02:51How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:52Would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:02:54Doubt it.
00:02:55What are we talking, like 10, 20?
00:02:58No, I'll try 30, 40,000.
00:03:05This label is amazing.
00:03:07Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:09Do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:03:11I might be out late.
00:03:12Work or hot date?
00:03:15Maybe both.
00:03:16Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:18No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:21Vanessa Lee?
00:03:23Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:25What else?
00:03:26I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour.
00:03:29No strings.
00:03:30Yeah, flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:36Hey, Ben.
00:03:38When my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:42We have to make this demo.
00:03:44We have to find the money.
00:03:50Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best
00:03:52rock labels in Hollywood.
00:03:54But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:04:05Do you want me to pump this up?
00:04:07Uh, yeah.
00:04:09All right, I'm going to take five.
00:04:14Good luck.
00:04:20Hey, Barry.
00:04:21I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:23Find me the next blockhead yet?
00:04:25You got good ears, kid.
00:04:26That's what I pay you for.
00:04:28But actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:31I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights.
00:04:35What?
00:04:36You mixing?
00:04:37In my studio?
00:04:38Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:40We got eight bands with new albums they got to finish.
00:04:43We'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down.
00:04:47Next summer, maybe.
00:04:49Call me Saturday by 9 a.m. with notes on those.
00:04:52And take those morons out on the town.
00:04:54Limos, bottle service, whatever.
00:04:56Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:04:58Yeah, sure.
00:05:01Sorry.
00:05:02Oops.
00:05:03Excuse me.
00:05:04Sorry.
00:05:07Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:09Yeah, I thought they wanted a soprano.
00:05:11There's like 50 guys here.
00:05:12Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:14Do they, baby?
00:05:17Do they, baby?
00:05:20You got this.
00:05:21Alejandra, Marty?
00:05:24Soprano?
00:05:26I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:05:29Impressive.
00:05:30But what's your instrument?
00:05:31Violin.
00:05:32Mostly.
00:05:33And voice.
00:05:34Violin.
00:05:35Handy.
00:05:36Tina, cue up the spot.
00:05:39Shiny and clean.
00:05:41That's what it means.
00:05:43Washing those jeans.
00:05:45Till they're shiny and clean.
00:05:51I think it's gonna be around, baby.
00:05:54Nice job.
00:05:55We'll let you know.
00:05:59Another audition bombed.
00:06:01Thank God I had my friend Steven to help cheer me up.
00:06:04He was always bailing me out.
00:06:08And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:11He was a little odd, too.
00:06:13Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:22Not exactly.
00:06:23Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:25You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:28Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:06:29I didn't take it from a merry guy.
00:06:31Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:32Keep on doing the dream team.
00:06:34Boom.
00:06:39Soldier.
00:06:40Oh, nine hundred and fifty-eight seconds.
00:06:42You are late, sir.
00:06:44I, uh...
00:06:45At ease, son.
00:06:46So, uh, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:49Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:51Yeah, uh, be done today.
00:06:53Attaboy.
00:06:56Say, Ben, how does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:00Work?
00:07:01Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:04Are there any rules?
00:07:06Uh, rules?
00:07:07Yeah.
00:07:09I get it.
00:07:10Mum's the word, right?
00:07:12Mum's the word.
00:07:13Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:15Well, you keep up the good work, right?
00:07:17And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:20While I was dealing with my life, I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:33Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:07:48She play-o-drones?
00:07:50She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:52I know, like dinner.
00:07:53Yuck.
00:07:54So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:07:56Oh.
00:07:57And?
00:07:58He's turning 31.
00:07:59Mm.
00:08:00Who knew?
00:08:01I had to end it.
00:08:03Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:06Mm.
00:08:07Mm.
00:08:08So Julie's baby's party's at 2.
00:08:10You're gonna come, right?
00:08:12Uh, yeah.
00:08:14Sure.
00:08:23Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27One year later, one shitty drunk driver.
00:08:32Well, I'll stay home.
00:08:35We'll hang.
00:08:36No.
00:08:37No, no.
00:08:38I'm okay.
00:08:39Really.
00:08:40Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:42It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:44Hey, Mel, if you become a big-time music producer, you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:50Engie.
00:08:51No matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:08:55You, me, and Ellie.
00:08:56We're family now.
00:08:58Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:01Head-on car crash.
00:09:02So awful.
00:09:03I should have remembered.
00:09:04I should have been there for him.
00:09:08We're bandmates.
00:09:09You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:12Good.
00:09:13Hello, everyone.
00:09:14I'm Cassey.
00:09:15I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:16Hello everyone, I'm Cassie, I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:29This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:32Alright, let's get started.
00:09:35Arms above your head, back foot at a 45 degree angle, hands together, and look to the sky.
00:09:43Virabhadrasana 2, warrior 2 pose, open up, adjust your foot back.
00:09:52Now squeeze your glutes, and lift your abdomen, arms up above your head, that's it.
00:10:00Now breathe, now release into gravity with happy baby.
00:10:04This opens chakras, releases tension, and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:09A little wider sweeper.
00:10:11That's it, perfect.
00:10:13Thanks.
00:10:28Hey, you have amazing potential.
00:10:30You're kidding.
00:10:31No.
00:10:32Not at all.
00:10:33You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:36It's nice to meet you.
00:10:37I'm Cassie.
00:10:38I'm Cassie.
00:10:39I'm Melanie.
00:10:40Hi.
00:10:41Alright, well I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, totally.
00:10:46Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:10:49So, I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:01Oh!
00:11:02What, so you ready to settle down now?
00:11:04Get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:07What happened to no strings?
00:11:09Shut up, okay?
00:11:10Really?
00:11:12Hi, cutie.
00:11:13Hey.
00:11:14Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:11:18Very funny.
00:11:19You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:11:21You know I'm serious, right?
00:11:22Yeah, I am getting a beard.
00:11:24You...
00:11:25I'll have a soda water, please.
00:11:27Bark a soda, double vodka.
00:11:28Honey.
00:11:31Ah, thank you.
00:11:32It's getting so big.
00:11:34Here.
00:11:36Okay, he's a total catch.
00:11:38You've got to admit it.
00:11:39Yeah, thanks for the tip.
00:11:40You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:42Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:11:45Come on.
00:11:46Have you ever think about having kids?
00:11:49Maybe.
00:11:50I don't know.
00:11:51Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:11:52Because you've got to settle down.
00:11:54Look, guy or girl, you just gotta take the plunge.
00:11:57Girls are even crazier than guys in L.A.
00:12:00Oh, really?
00:12:01So who are you seeing?
00:12:02Nobody.
00:12:03You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job
00:12:05instead of an amp in a van.
00:12:07Just saying.
00:12:08I love what I do.
00:12:09Besides, since you and Paul got married,
00:12:10you guys have been, like, building an empire.
00:12:12Uh, you don't think we did this all on our own.
00:12:14God, no.
00:12:15Thank you, Ben.
00:12:16No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:18Trust fund?
00:12:19What trust fund?
00:12:21Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:12:23The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:25Every female in the family inherits a piece,
00:12:28and when she gets married,
00:12:29she gets to do whatever she wants with it.
00:12:31She gets to invest or travel, party, donate.
00:12:36I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:38So did I until the check showed up.
00:12:40Who's Myrna?
00:12:41Hmm.
00:12:42She's our great-grandmother.
00:12:43She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little mistake.
00:12:46And the trust paid for all of this?
00:12:48Yeah, put a down payment on the house,
00:12:50launched our catering business,
00:12:52and it got us a part-time nanny.
00:12:54So Myrna's husband made bazillions
00:12:56in the prophylactic business.
00:12:58Uh, just out of curiosity,
00:12:59how much do girls get for, uh, I'm not?
00:13:03Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:13:07$450,000?
00:13:11Miss Myrna sounds great.
00:13:13I've always liked independent women.
00:13:15Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future,
00:13:18you know, the trust only works if you get married to a guy.
00:13:21So just find a man that you like and get married.
00:13:25Otherwise, you're gonna end up working for someone
00:13:27for the rest of your life.
00:13:30This doesn't seem right.
00:13:32What do you mean, right?
00:13:33You deserve it.
00:13:34Get married.
00:13:36Get the money.
00:13:39While they were at Julie's,
00:13:40I left my family early.
00:13:42I had some news of my own.
00:13:46Hey, you're back early.
00:13:47Uh, yeah.
00:13:48I, uh, I kinda had to leave.
00:13:51I did a terrible thing.
00:13:52You know, Oscar is so not for me.
00:13:54He's sweet.
00:13:55He's old-fashioned, conservative.
00:13:57He's not some flashy L.A. guy.
00:13:59Oscar is husband material.
00:14:02He loves his family, owns a great business.
00:14:06Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:14:08What?
00:14:09And he's hot.
00:14:11He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:16Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:18Can't you do that.
00:14:21Ali!
00:14:23Hi.
00:14:24Oscar.
00:14:25How are you?
00:14:26Good, hi.
00:14:27How are you?
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:32You look beautiful.
00:14:36Come on.
00:14:37I wanna hear everything about L.A.
00:14:39Let me get you a drink.
00:14:46I did my part.
00:14:47Now it's up to Oscar.
00:14:53Uh, it's good to have you home.
00:14:56Just like old times.
00:14:58Yeah.
00:15:00You know, it feels good, being here.
00:15:02Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:04So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:08Ali.
00:15:12I know we dated in high school, and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:18But I've always loved it here.
00:15:20There's just been one person missing.
00:15:23Oscar, please.
00:15:24I love you.
00:15:26I've always loved you.
00:15:28Ali.
00:15:35Ali.
00:15:39Will you marry me?
00:15:40I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:43Please say yes.
00:15:45My career was important, and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:51Uh, is that a yes?
00:15:52He's so dependable.
00:15:57All those are dependable.
00:15:59I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:02Love grows, hija.
00:16:04Oscar is a good man.
00:16:06Yes.
00:16:07And he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:10Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:14Because...
00:16:15And then I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:18Because, Mom, I'm engaged!
00:16:20What?!
00:16:22Darling!
00:16:23Why didn't you say so?!
00:16:25My high school boyfriend proposed, and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:29I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:31You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:33So, so many diapers.
00:16:35So you said you were...
00:16:36Getting married?
00:16:38Yes.
00:16:39Yes!
00:16:40I lied!
00:16:41I totally lied!
00:16:42And they were so happy!
00:16:46Yeah, but, wait, married to who?
00:16:47To who?
00:16:51No frickin' way.
00:16:53Oh, my goodness.
00:16:54His name just popped into my head, I swear!
00:16:57I need to call my family.
00:16:58I'm gonna need a drink first.
00:17:00We've gotta do something.
00:17:01We?
00:17:02No, no, no.
00:17:03There's no we here.
00:17:04You're the fiancé.
00:17:05No.
00:17:06Come on, look.
00:17:07She's a mess, Mel.
00:17:08Oh, God.
00:17:10For a second, marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:13That's what Julie said.
00:17:14Wait.
00:17:16I'm kidding.
00:17:17I'm not.
00:17:19No, let's get married.
00:17:20Huh? What? Who?
00:17:21You, me, Mel. The three of us.
00:17:24We just found out that if I get married, I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:17:28$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:31To a guy that...
00:17:33Oh, my God. Mel, is this true?
00:17:35Mm-hmm.
00:17:36Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:40Two brides, one groom.
00:17:42You've been spending way too much time talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:46I told you, we're just not into it.
00:17:48Mm-mm.
00:17:49No.
00:17:50Uh, but wait a second.
00:17:52I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:17:54You have one minute, Ben.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:56Uh, so first, Mel tells her family that after years of friendship, she and I fell in love and eloped.
00:18:04Mel gets the trust money, produces a kick-ass demo, and we are on our way.
00:18:10I'm talking Grammys, multi-platinum albums.
00:18:13Okay, keep talking, especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:15Uh, okay, so then, Ally and I, we have a big wedding.
00:18:19I'm talking grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:18:21I bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:27Listen, ladies, the trust money will let us stay together and work on our music.
00:18:36Me and my bandmates, who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:40Oh my god, this so is your lesbian fantasy.
00:18:42No, no, no.
00:18:43It is a career move.
00:18:45For all of us.
00:18:46So you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:49It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:52Normal.
00:18:53Right.
00:18:54Oh, I don't know.
00:18:55My parents would figure it out.
00:18:56We'll be married before they can say mazel tov.
00:18:58Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:00Okay, produce a hit record, make it into big time.
00:19:03Yeah?
00:19:04Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:06Ben, wait, what do you get out of all this?
00:19:08Uh, if the record's a hit, I get to quit my day job.
00:19:13And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:19:17Us.
00:19:18This little family of ours.
00:19:20Eh, I want that.
00:19:24You know, we already raise a dog and share a Netflix account.
00:19:27Come on, our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:29We're not a couple, we're a chase.
00:19:30The semantics.
00:19:32Are we gonna do this?
00:19:33Hmm.
00:19:35You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:37Allie.
00:19:42Forgive me God.
00:19:45I'm in.
00:19:47So that was it.
00:19:48The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:50Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:19:55Cassie.
00:19:57Hey.
00:19:58Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:19:59No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:20:01Have you?
00:20:02Wait, did you go to my eight o'clock?
00:20:03I'm sorry, I switched it to ten.
00:20:05Oh, yeah, yeah, you weren't there.
00:20:07Yeah.
00:20:09Oh, sorry.
00:20:10Oh, I got it.
00:20:12Oh, hey, you live on ocean, I live on dune.
00:20:14Oh, no way.
00:20:15Well, hey, neighbor.
00:20:17We should hang out sometime.
00:20:18Sure.
00:20:19Yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:20Um, do you like biking?
00:20:22Love biking.
00:20:23Love, love, love it.
00:20:25Well, I meant biking.
00:20:27But, uh, actually, why don't you come over my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:31Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:34Oh, Milo.
00:20:35Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach.
00:20:37So, uh, some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:41Oh, he's moving.
00:20:42Bummer.
00:20:44Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:45All right, cool.
00:20:46Well, I probably should mention, um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:20:52I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:20:54Yeah.
00:20:55All right, cool.
00:20:56Well, I'll see you later, then.
00:20:59See you.
00:21:02Mel was submitting.
00:21:04Mel, dating your yogi.
00:21:06Oh, Shanti.
00:21:08So, listen, Mel.
00:21:10Try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:12Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:14Just make her laugh.
00:21:16That's what women want.
00:21:18What?
00:21:19Seriously?
00:21:20As if you know what women want.
00:21:21No, Mel.
00:21:22Women like to be listened to.
00:21:23Duh.
00:21:24Everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:26No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:27What if you ever listened to a woman?
00:21:29What do you mean?
00:21:31Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:21:34I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:38No big deal.
00:21:39He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:41No.
00:21:42Off with the scarf.
00:21:44Hmm.
00:21:45The hair.
00:21:46Let's loosen this up.
00:21:52There.
00:21:53Hot.
00:21:54How the hell do you do that?
00:21:55It's in the jeans, sister.
00:21:56We're not talking Old Navy.
00:21:57Shh.
00:21:58Everybody.
00:21:59She's here.
00:22:07Hi.
00:22:08Come on in.
00:22:15Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:22:17Hi.
00:22:18Hello.
00:22:19Nice to meet you.
00:22:20Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:21Oh, hi.
00:22:22Great earrings.
00:22:23Hey, where are you from?
00:22:24Malsazi teach yoga.
00:22:25Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:26How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:27Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:29I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:30A beer?
00:22:31No thanks.
00:22:32I teach Ashtanga yoga, and yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:36Okay.
00:22:37Ready?
00:22:38Bye.
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40Oh.
00:22:41Thanks.
00:22:42Ladies.
00:22:43Hi.
00:22:44Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight at our place, and we were hoping you and
00:22:49your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:22:52Maybe some other time.
00:22:54Thank you, though.
00:22:55If you change your mind, we're here.
00:22:57As in, um, right here.
00:23:00Friendly neighbors.
00:23:02Yeah.
00:23:03You have no idea.
00:23:05Such a cute couple.
00:23:08Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:11So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there.
00:23:21Yes.
00:23:22And, um, everything's totally vegan.
00:23:24Oh, thank goodness.
00:23:28Hi.
00:23:29Good to see you.
00:23:30How are you?
00:23:31I'm good.
00:23:32Great, actually.
00:23:34You look good.
00:23:35You look happy.
00:23:37I am.
00:23:38What can I get you?
00:23:39I'm gonna do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:42Come on.
00:23:43It's a Saturday.
00:23:46First date?
00:23:47Yes.
00:23:48Kind of.
00:23:49Nervous?
00:23:50You can say that.
00:23:51Listen, I make a mean skinny margarita.
00:23:54Okay.
00:23:55How about a tequila float?
00:23:56I highly recommend.
00:23:58Alright, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:00Here's to a little first date.
00:24:03Good luck.
00:24:04Okay.
00:24:05These are beautiful.
00:24:06Okay, love.
00:24:07I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:08Bye.
00:24:09Bye.
00:24:12While Mel was busy falling in love, she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:18But who can blame her?
00:24:19Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:21She was pretty damn hot.
00:24:22Yeah, I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:23Yeah, me too.
00:24:24I had a really good time.
00:24:29Um, I'd love to do it again.
00:24:33I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:35I would love that.
00:24:37Hey, you're coming home with me.
00:24:52Okay.
00:25:00I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:05Yeah.
00:25:08Can you do this?
00:25:11I really, really like you.
00:25:25Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:34Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:35It's new.
00:25:37Okay, come on.
00:26:03Try that with me.
00:26:04Ah.
00:26:08Yeah, one more time.
00:26:10Ah.
00:26:11Ah.
00:26:14That's nice.
00:26:15I like that a lot, yeah.
00:26:17Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:17Hi.
00:26:18Nice 18 hour barbecue.
00:26:23Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:25And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:27Hey, you see of a deal?
00:26:30That is so not any of your business.
00:26:32Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:26:34See you did yeah, and it was amazing clearly you followed my advice your advice
00:26:40I'll tell you something. You are so full of shit. You know nothing about this. I'm full of it
00:26:47Now it was time to make our bond legit off to find our wedding rings
00:26:58Let's find what we all like
00:27:00Come here. You're in on this, too. Sure. Oh
00:27:06That's nice. Allie look. Oh my god. That's gorgeous
00:27:10How about we just get something fake who's gonna know the difference my family's already upset about the rushed wedding?
00:27:15You know least we can do is get a decent ring. I should give me some slack
00:27:18It's tough being the only groom. You do not have a romantic bone in your body
00:27:25Is that any way to talk to your fiancee? Excuse me, um, can we see a
00:27:30These two absolutely lovely choice
00:27:37So what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:27:41Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven
00:27:44But you have six weeks for a change of heart full refund sweetie. Oh my god now that fits try it on
00:27:52Well, you two make a beautiful couple but no no no we're uh, we're just roommates. Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie
00:28:00No diamonds are forever. We believe in tying the knot
00:28:03Making a commitment is a wonderful thing as long as you do it with diamonds
00:28:08Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper
00:28:11This is so expensive, no
00:28:17Wow that that is nice
00:28:19Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards you guys okay with that?
00:28:22Yeah, sure
00:28:23All right. Well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you
00:28:27Be right back
00:28:29We have the seating charts the caterer music flowers bartender
00:28:36Menus oh, thank god. We're skipping a bachelorette
00:28:40Sweetie if you want a bachelorette we can throw you a bachelorette. No
00:28:43Here you go
00:28:48May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple and if that's your sperm donor
00:28:55handsome devil
00:29:02Great news about the demo man you're an artiste it's a gift from job
00:29:07It's gonna be great to get back in studio now that you and Ali are getting married is Ali giving it to you?
00:29:12Bro, we're like brother and sister. Seriously, bro. Nothing's going on. You're shit
00:29:18Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman with a woman? Yeah, with a babe like Ali dude, no way
00:29:25Just couldn't work. It'd be a waste
00:29:28She's definitely a cool girl. I mean, she's beautiful. She's smart and that body is just sick
00:29:34I've even created my own mantra for her dude Ali Ali Ali
00:29:38Oh
00:29:40Trap job
00:29:42You wouldn't care if I asked her out right wait
00:29:45You want to ask Ali out? Yeah, maybe like on a date like food beverage music maybe even some weed like a nice date
00:29:54What's the problem? What's the problem? What are you thinking?
00:29:57I'm thinking she's hot and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy. That's your job, dude
00:30:03Look forget it. Okay, you guys never work
00:30:07Allie's a lesbian, by the way. She just told me.
00:30:10You're freaking kidding me.
00:30:11Yeah.
00:30:12Tragic.
00:30:12But it's her choice.
00:30:15We gotta respect that.
00:30:20So the next morning, I got a package.
00:30:22My mother's wedding dress. She sent it.
00:30:25It was all getting very real.
00:30:28Dress Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:30:33Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:30:37I was nervous as hell.
00:30:39Who wouldn't be?
00:30:40Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:30:48So, do I look like a real bride?
00:30:52You look incredibly beautiful.
00:30:54Wow.
00:30:56Yeah, you do.
00:30:56Hey, Mel!
00:31:08Look!
00:31:09Oh my God.
00:31:10Julie did this.
00:31:11What are you guys looking at?
00:31:17Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:20Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:23Uh, my cousin.
00:31:24She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:27I'll be right there.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:31Nice dress.
00:31:33Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:35It's for a musical theater wedding thing.
00:31:40Mel should tell Cassie.
00:31:47What?
00:31:48Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:31:50that you're actually getting married this weekend
00:31:52to your roommate.
00:31:53No, it sounds like an awesome date.
00:31:55Hey, dance with me.
00:31:57Come on, I need to practice.
00:31:58Come on.
00:31:58Come on, I need to practice.
00:31:59Let's practice.
00:32:00Come on, I want to practice.
00:32:01What?
00:32:01Come on, I need to practice.
00:32:04I can practice.
00:32:05Come on, I need to practice.
00:32:07I need to practice.
00:32:09Why, do you practice?
00:32:10I wanna practice.
00:32:12Say hi.
00:32:17Bye, bye.
00:32:20Bye, bye.
00:32:22See you soon.
00:32:27Bye.
00:32:28Melanie. Hey, what's up?
00:32:43Chad, I was...
00:32:45We're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:47Yep.
00:32:48Cool. Later.
00:32:49Mm-hmm.
00:32:52Friend?
00:32:53Yeah, he's just a bass player. We work together. He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:32:58What a dog.
00:33:05I know, right? Total dog.
00:33:07I meant Ben.
00:33:09Oh, God, I'm so sorry. You know, sometimes I just want to strangle him, you know?
00:33:16Hey, gorgeous. Long time.
00:33:18Hey, Philippa.
00:33:20You smell good.
00:33:22You're coming to my show, right?
00:33:24No excuses. This is my birthday. I'm spinning.
00:33:27Yep, sure.
00:33:27Fantastic. Maybe we'll do a spa day first? I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33:38Let me guess. Another dorky music friend. Yeah, she... We just...
00:33:45Anybody want a beer? Shots of tequila? Several shots, maybe?
00:33:50Actually, I'm gonna go home. It's been a long night.
00:33:53I'm gonna go home.
00:33:54I'm gonna go home.
00:33:55I'm gonna go home.
00:33:56I'm gonna go home.
00:33:57I'm gonna go home.
00:33:58I'm gonna go home.
00:33:59I'm gonna go home.
00:34:00That was a nightmare.
00:34:01Girl, that ship is gonna sail.
00:34:02Go talk to her.
00:34:03Girl, that ship is gonna sail.
00:34:04Go talk to her.
00:34:05Oh, look at that. Mel's sweet talk to her.
00:34:20You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to mom. And you, of course. You. Then Cassie.
00:34:26Yeah, that's if you were taking girls home to mom.
00:34:31That's if you were taking girls home to mom.
00:34:56Apart from some side drama at the club, our two weddings were moving along, right on schedule.
00:35:04Yesterday was amazing.
00:35:06Way, way better than most steak parties. Wedding rocked.
00:35:11So, honeymoon South Beach, yeah?
00:35:14Hell yeah!
00:35:15Guys, we're not having a honeymoon.
00:35:18But, Mel darling, it's time.
00:35:23What, now?
00:35:24She's right, just do it.
00:35:27Just call mommy dearest, tell her you got married, and hit the hard lights, you're gonna do fine.
00:35:36Hello?
00:35:37Mommy, hi, it's Melanie.
00:35:39Sweetheart, how are you? I was just gonna call you.
00:35:43I have some news.
00:35:45Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:35:47No, mom, I got married.
00:35:51And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:35:53No, it's true, we had a simple ceremony last night.
00:35:56Yeah, mom, I'm married.
00:35:58Dan!
00:35:59Pick up the phone! Right now!
00:36:02Dan!
00:36:04I got married!
00:36:06Oh, goddammit, Dan!
00:36:08What's this about married?
00:36:09Yes, Ben and I were so in love, we couldn't wait.
00:36:12So, our friend Steven, he's a minister.
00:36:14We're here today to bring together Mel, Ben, and holy matrimony.
00:36:21Mel, do you take this fantastically dressed sex pot of a man?
00:36:26Oh, I do.
00:36:27You may kiss the bride.
00:36:29Allie was my maid of honor and she also played the bongos, which was really weird because nobody knew that she could play the bongos.
00:36:36Oh yeah, it was so spiritual. Magical, almost. I mean, I feel so blessed to have, you know, friends like these. Ben feels the same way.
00:36:43My husband!
00:36:45Not yet!
00:36:46My husband!
00:36:47Not yet!
00:36:48Uh, Mel, seriously, cut the crap.
00:36:52Alright, you got married.
00:36:54Yes, daddy.
00:36:55Mazel tov. I mean, to who? Nick?
00:36:58No.
00:36:59That drama? Vince?
00:37:01No, no, not Vanessa. I mean, Vince. Daddy, I married Ben, my roommate. We're in love.
00:37:06So, I said, um, what the heck?
00:37:09What the heck? That's something that you say when you buy a sandwich, not get married.
00:37:14I mean, besides, uh, isn't he a gay?
00:37:18No, daddy, he's not a gay, okay? Stop it.
00:37:21I always knew there was something going on between the two of you.
00:37:25Benjamin. I remember him. Yeah, yeah, sorta.
00:37:29Uh, anyway, he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:37:32Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:37:33Irish Catholic? Good in him. What's he do?
00:37:38Sound designer, com-computer stuff.
00:37:41Wonderful! He's employed!
00:37:43Thank God he's not a musician.
00:37:45Um, he's a great guy. Handsome, smart.
00:37:51When are you bringing him home, sweetheart?
00:37:53Never. Er, I mean, next year, maybe?
00:37:56Give-just give everyone my love, okay? Bye, Mom. Love you. Love you. Love you. Bye!
00:38:00Bye!
00:38:02Hey!
00:38:03Oh, God! I'm so sorry!
00:38:04Oh, it's waiting!
00:38:05Oh, God! I have so much to do!
00:38:07You go, you go, you go.
00:38:09Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38:11Oh, my God.
00:38:13Mmm.
00:38:14They sounded so... happy?
00:38:17All because of a wedding, wow.
00:38:19How many friends share a ring?
00:38:21Anna Groom.
00:38:22Mm-hmm.
00:38:30Sit.
00:38:31Here, I'll sing a little part.
00:38:33Mm-hmm.
00:38:34Mm-hmm.
00:38:35Mm-hmm.
00:38:36Mm-hmm.
00:38:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:38Mm-hmm.
00:38:39Mm-hmm.
00:38:40Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:38:41Ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:38:42Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:38:43Ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:38:44Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:38:46You like it?
00:38:51Yeah.
00:38:53I wrote it for you.
00:38:55Yeah, I thought it would be great for your voice.
00:38:58Your voice.
00:39:02My mom always said I was an idiot, you know,
00:39:05for, uh, for hurting you.
00:39:09My mom was a wonderful person.
00:39:17And so was your dad.
00:39:21I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both.
00:39:27You guys!
00:39:28I need your help.
00:39:29We have thank yous to write.
00:39:31I'm on it.
00:39:42You two playing together reminds me of our first gig,
00:39:44freshman year.
00:39:46We were terrible.
00:39:48He's not a bad person, you know.
00:39:50He was just kind of young.
00:39:58Come on, Goober.
00:40:04He's sweet, baby girl.
00:40:06Te ves hermosa, hija.
00:40:09Hermosa.
00:40:10Mama, por favor, please.
00:40:12You said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:40:14It's just that I am so happy.
00:40:16My youngest is getting married.
00:40:18Mama, please, please.
00:40:20Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:24I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:40What's your name?
00:40:40I'm gonna miss you, you know?
00:40:42We'll miss you, you know.
00:40:43I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:43Friend of the bride?
00:41:03Ever since fourth grade.
00:41:06For me, it was love at first sight.
00:41:08I know what you mean.
00:41:10First of all, do you, Alexander Martin,
00:41:12take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:16be your locally wedded.
00:41:42Do you feel different?
00:41:49I don't know.
00:41:51How do you feel?
00:41:53Me?
00:41:54Uh, starving.
00:41:57Yeah, let's hit the after party.
00:41:59It's our wedding reception,
00:42:00not an after party.
00:42:02Right.
00:42:02Sorry.
00:42:03All right.
00:42:14Yeah.
00:42:15Yeah.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21We're lost, awakened, digging up all the skeletons, but we'll never get too far until we accept the forgiveness.
00:42:33So many letters and so many words, so many hearts are bruised by the workers, and we have taught our children to live by.
00:42:45And we call people by the color of their skin.
00:42:49Excuse me, gather around, please.
00:42:52Ben and Allie, we'd like to give you our blessings and celebrate this day with family and friends.
00:43:01We are so happy for both of you, and we welcome you, Ben, to our family.
00:43:08Even if yours isn't here anymore, don't you worry, son.
00:43:14We're your family now.
00:43:16They would make my mom and dad really happy.
00:43:29Wow.
00:43:30My car really has a way with women.
00:43:31Oh, if you only knew.
00:43:44Wow.
00:43:45You guys look crazy at Target.
00:43:48What is all this?
00:43:51It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:43:54Three blenders.
00:43:56Yeah, we couldn't decide if we wanted titanium heads or 10-speed.
00:44:02That's the golf club's house.
00:44:03Weed whacker?
00:44:05Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:44:08Cassie, we need to talk.
00:44:10We'll give you some space.
00:44:12I don't quite know how to say this, but a couple of days ago, I got married to Ben.
00:44:20Just as friends.
00:44:20Totally as friends.
00:44:22What?
00:44:22Wait, what are you talking about?
00:44:23And Allie also got married, coincidentally, to Ben.
00:44:29Just last Saturday in San Diego, I was her maid of honor, but Ben and I just had this small,
00:44:34intimate commitment ceremony.
00:44:35It wasn't a big deal.
00:44:36What do you mean, no big deal?
00:44:37Well, I mean, I can explain because it's about this trust fund.
00:44:40It's not real.
00:44:41It's just for the demo.
00:44:42Wait, what's going on here?
00:44:44I thought we were on the same page.
00:44:45I am.
00:44:46We are on the same page.
00:44:47I just had to keep this wedding thing going for a little while longer for my family.
00:44:50Okay, this is insane.
00:44:52You know how I feel, and you went and staged a fake marriage for money, and I'm supposed
00:44:57to be okay with that.
00:44:58Listen.
00:44:59No, you listen.
00:45:00I've had to put up with your multiple dating, your bisexuality, and your high sugar diet,
00:45:04which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:45:05But I'm not going to put up with a husband, or a wife, for that matter, or whatever it
00:45:09is you guys are doing.
00:45:11Are you polygamists?
00:45:13Is that what you are?
00:45:14Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:16I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah, but why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:20No, we are not polygamists.
00:45:21Why does everybody think that?
00:45:23Well, maybe because there's three of you, and you're all married.
00:45:27I don't know.
00:45:28I'd call that crowded.
00:45:31I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:45:32So, I'm leaving.
00:45:35Enjoy your multiple blenders, and your weed whackers, and whatever else you polygamists
00:45:40do.
00:45:40Wait, wait, wait, Cassie, wait up!
00:45:46Oh, you're not my daughter!
00:45:51And who might you be?
00:45:52I'm us.
00:45:53Oh my, those shorts are very short.
00:45:55Sweetheart!
00:45:57Sweetheart!
00:45:58Sweetheart!
00:46:00Sweetheart!
00:46:01Mom!
00:46:02As soon as we heard, we just had to come!
00:46:04They ambushed me.
00:46:05Hi!
00:46:06Hi!
00:46:07I made a brisket!
00:46:08Wouldn't let me bring it on the plane!
00:46:10Oh my god!
00:46:11I'm so happy for you!
00:46:12I'm so happy for you!
00:46:13I gotta get a drink!
00:46:14Yeah!
00:46:15Yeah!
00:46:16Come on!
00:46:17Don't hit the wedding ring!
00:46:18My line's still on.
00:46:19Stuck!
00:46:20Go get some pictures!
00:46:21The wedding pictures!
00:46:22So, how do you know my daughter?
00:46:23Oh, she's my personal trainer.
00:46:25I'm doing a triathlon.
00:46:26Wait, it doesn't fit me!
00:46:27It fits size for you!
00:46:28I'm sorry!
00:46:29Oh!
00:46:30Hey, Cassie, how could you go buy the present?
00:46:31What was that, dear?
00:46:32Oh, what a day for Mel and Ben!
00:46:33Oh!
00:46:34Yeah!
00:46:35Bring it in, buddy!
00:46:36We got some drinking to do!
00:46:37Yeah!
00:46:38Yeah!
00:46:39Yeah!
00:46:40Yeah!
00:46:41Yeah!
00:46:42Yeah!
00:46:43Yeah!
00:46:44Yeah!
00:46:45Yeah!
00:46:46Yeah!
00:46:47Yeah!
00:46:48Yeah!
00:46:49Yeah!
00:46:50Yeah!
00:46:51Yeah!
00:46:52Yeah!
00:46:53Yeah!
00:46:54Yeah!
00:46:55Yeah!
00:46:56Hey, Mel Mel!
00:46:57Hey!
00:46:58Hey, Mel, congrats!
00:47:00Julie, the baby's leaking!
00:47:02Honey!
00:47:03Oh!
00:47:04Okay!
00:47:05Oh!
00:47:06Oh!
00:47:07Oh!
00:47:08Oh!
00:47:09Oh!
00:47:10Ben!
00:47:11So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:47:14Yeah!
00:47:15Happened kinda fast, yeah.
00:47:16Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:19They passed away.
00:47:20Oh, I am so sorry, Ben.
00:47:23Uh, well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:47:26T-thanks.
00:47:27That feels good.
00:47:28Oh!
00:47:29So where are those wedding videos?
00:47:31Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:47:35Alright, now I'm confused.
00:47:37Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:39Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:47:41Oh, sweetheart.
00:47:42I'll put the presents in there.
00:47:43Wait, wait, wait, wait a sec.
00:47:44Can you go to my room and put, uh, some of Ben's stuff in there and hide all the pictures
00:47:48of me and Cass?
00:47:49Go ahead.
00:47:50Ah!
00:47:51You wanna help?
00:47:52Okay, okay, okay.
00:47:53What do I say?
00:47:54Just take that.
00:47:55I don't know.
00:47:56Just take that.
00:47:57Hey!
00:47:58Hey!
00:48:06Out of nowhere and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cram.
00:48:09I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:48:11Well, they weren't chipped out of a wedding.
00:48:14You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:16Try all weekend.
00:48:18This was not in my prenup.
00:48:21Welcome to my crazy family.
00:48:28Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:48:31Okay, buddy?
00:48:32Come on!
00:48:35So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:39Hmm?
00:48:40Nothing urgent, was there?
00:48:43No, sir.
00:48:44No.
00:48:45We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:47I mean, uh, not.
00:48:48So pretty.
00:48:50Tiny.
00:48:51Ben seems to be getting along with daddy.
00:48:54And he would, like, it was kind of like a bottle and he would, like, put the condom over
00:48:59the...
00:49:00Coffee anyone?
00:49:01Oh!
00:49:02Hmm.
00:49:03I'll take a sinker.
00:49:04So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:06Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:08Mel didn't free the word.
00:49:10Oh.
00:49:11That's what you need is a safe condom.
00:49:19I did not think that they would show up.
00:49:21I'm so sorry.
00:49:22I should have told you before.
00:49:23You're in pretty deep.
00:49:25Sandy Rothman, mother of the broad?
00:49:38And, uh, you are, uh, Ali's boyfriend?
00:49:42Uh, hi.
00:49:43Oscar.
00:49:44Oh, my gosh.
00:49:45Hi.
00:49:46Uh, what are you doing here?
00:49:47I was in the city on business and thought I'd drop in.
00:49:48Oscar, come and meet my beautiful daughter Melanie and her husband...
00:49:49It's been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:49:50Like, how long?
00:49:51Like, forever, right?
00:49:52Just a couple days?
00:49:53Um, you know, right now is really not a good time, so you should just...
00:49:55Looks like a party to me.
00:49:56Hey, Oscar.
00:49:57Buddy, uh, it's great to see you.
00:49:58Uh, hey.
00:49:59A few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:50:00Uh, hey, Mom!
00:50:01The, uh, the dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:50:03Oh, how sweet.
00:50:04Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:05I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:06Oh, hi.
00:50:07Sheila Rothman.
00:50:08Oh, hi.
00:50:09Uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I am.
00:50:11Oh, hi.
00:50:12Uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I am.
00:50:14Oh, how sweet.
00:50:15Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:16I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:17Oh.
00:50:18Hi.
00:50:19Sheila Rothman.
00:50:20Oh, hi.
00:50:21Uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I am.
00:50:24Hey, uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:50:26Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:27Uh, uh.
00:50:28Oh, of course not.
00:50:29Sweetheart.
00:50:30I'm Jewish.
00:50:31Oh, he's so cute.
00:50:32Oh, yeah.
00:50:33You know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:35Now, Giulio, you like to salsa.
00:50:37I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:50:39Come on.
00:50:40Let's show him how it's done.
00:50:41Excellent.
00:50:49And, of course, the Mortons came over, uninvited as usual,
00:50:53carrying our mail.
00:50:54Stan Rothman, father of the bride.
00:50:56Bride?
00:50:57In this place, you gotta be kidding.
00:51:01Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:51:04Always gets a party going.
00:51:06Hey!
00:51:16Max!
00:51:17No, no, no!
00:51:18Stop!
00:51:19Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family.
00:51:21And keep everybody away from this guacamole.
00:51:23There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:51:25Grandpa.
00:51:48Ben, wait!
00:51:49Check's right here.
00:51:50Morton's had it.
00:51:51Just stop eating that.
00:51:52Just stop.
00:51:53Should we open it?
00:51:54No, no, no.
00:51:55Let's wait for Ally.
00:51:56I love that Cassie.
00:51:57You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:51:58Not that I know of.
00:51:59So, I'm a little confused.
00:52:00Who'd you say got married?
00:52:01Julie and her husband, Pablo.
00:52:04The whole family came in for a little reunion, celebration, baby shower.
00:52:09How nice.
00:52:10Oh my God!
00:52:11Oh my God!
00:52:12Oh my God!
00:52:13I love that Cassie!
00:52:14You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:15Not that I know of.
00:52:16So, I'm a little confused.
00:52:17Who'd you say got married?
00:52:18Julie and her husband, Pablo.
00:52:21The whole family came in for a little reunion, celebration, baby shower.
00:52:26How nice.
00:52:27Oh my goodness!
00:52:28Oh my goodness!
00:52:29Get up there!
00:52:30Oh!
00:52:31No!
00:52:32No!
00:52:33Sweet.
00:52:34Max!
00:52:35Stop!
00:52:36Oh!
00:52:37Oh my goodness!
00:52:38What an affectionate dog you have here!
00:52:42No!
00:52:43No!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh dear.
00:52:46Oh my goodness.
00:52:47I'm so sorry.
00:52:48Let me help you out.
00:52:49Oh, that's okay dear.
00:52:50Are you mad?
00:52:51I don't like lying.
00:52:53I just want to make it right with you.
00:52:55Hmm.
00:52:56Okay.
00:52:57I gotta go.
00:52:58Okay.
00:52:59You know, I am having a pretty good time.
00:53:17And much more relaxed than my first wedding.
00:53:20Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:23How are you holding up?
00:53:25Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life.
00:53:28Sweetheart!
00:53:29I forgot to tell you.
00:53:31We couldn't get a reservation till tomorrow.
00:53:33So we're all staying here tonight.
00:53:35And it just got worse.
00:53:37You don't mind, do you dear?
00:53:39No, no, no.
00:53:40Of course not.
00:53:41The more family the better.
00:53:42We won't be any bother.
00:53:44And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:47Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out.
00:53:51Oh.
00:53:52Very recently.
00:53:53In fact, uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:53:55Of course.
00:53:56Said I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline.
00:53:58So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:02I'm sorry, they never stayed.
00:54:03Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:05I'll try to catch her.
00:54:08Cassie?
00:54:09Night, Ben, dear!
00:54:20Hmm.
00:54:21I'm not used to seeing you like this.
00:54:23Jesus, I'm so awake.
00:54:30Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here.
00:54:32You know, I, I, I don't think I can sleep.
00:54:34I'm so jumpy.
00:54:35Open it, open it.
00:54:36Allie, I'll be fine.
00:54:37Hmm?
00:54:40Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room.
00:54:43You mean Mel's and Ben's room?
00:54:45Right.
00:54:46Am I giving you a minute?
00:54:52Oh, yeah!
00:54:54Oh, yeah, baby!
00:54:56Woo!
00:54:57Ha, ha!
00:54:59Yes!
00:55:00Oh, this money is gonna change our lives.
00:55:05Mel, I would marry you again any day.
00:55:09Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:55:14How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:22What?
00:55:23Never mind.
00:55:24Oh!
00:55:25Mm-hmm.
00:55:26Mm-hmm.
00:55:27Mm-hmm.
00:55:28Mm-hmm.
00:55:29Mm-hmm.
00:55:30Mm-hmm.
00:55:31Mm-hmm.
00:55:32Mm-hmm.
00:55:33Mm-hmm.
00:55:34Mm-hmm.
00:55:35Mm-hmm.
00:55:36Ow!
00:55:37Uh-huh.
00:55:38What was that?
00:55:39You pit!
00:55:40You pit!
00:55:42As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:55:45Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage, let them have it.
00:55:49Vaya and guacamole are not, they were both just jerks.
00:55:52Ten years of friendship.
00:55:55I wanted an omit.
00:56:01Is everything okay?
00:56:03Oh, honey.
00:56:05When I left that night, our bond was broken.
00:56:09I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:56:12Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me.
00:56:16She never wants to see me again.
00:56:17I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:19I have.
00:56:21Much worse, in fact.
00:56:22Damn Viagra guacamole.
00:56:24After what happened in college, Ali's never gonna forgive me.
00:56:27And as for my best friend Mel, I can't even talk about how much that hurt.
00:56:32Sorry to disturb, but in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages.
00:56:37So.
00:56:38Ali, we need to talk.
00:56:39We were ex-drunk and excited about the money.
00:56:43Of course you were excited.
00:56:45Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:48While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you.
00:56:51How could you?
00:56:53Ali, please, I'm sorry.
00:56:55No, you know what? You are so full of shit.
00:56:57Both of you.
00:56:58Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing, alright?
00:57:02She figured things out on her own.
00:57:03And second, I'm moving out.
00:57:07I'm staying at Steven's until I can find a place on my own.
00:57:10Yoo-hoo! Sweetheart, we have bagels, box, and coffee.
00:57:14All we need is you.
00:57:16Bon appetit.
00:57:17You know, you were roommates first, I'll move out.
00:57:25Maybe then Ali will come back.
00:57:29We really messed up, Mel.
00:57:31That was it.
00:57:32We were broken up, trust fund or not.
00:57:34And all of us making music together was definitely over.
00:57:38And, all of us making music together.
00:57:40Hey!
00:57:41We started to be in the house.
00:57:44We're in the house.
00:57:45We're in our house.
00:57:46We make music together.
00:57:47We're going.
00:57:48We are going to see it.
00:57:51Let's go.
00:57:52Let's go.
00:57:53I'm working through them, working too
00:57:55Photographs and books and leather
00:57:59Inner chest beneath my bed
00:58:01Memories keep me together
00:58:05I remember when they said
00:58:07Look at the planets, how they revolve
00:58:11Look at the shooting star horizon
00:58:14Look at your life, you can do it all
00:58:17If you put your heart and mind in
00:58:21I hope you remember when I'm gone
00:58:24That I loved you, held back nothing
00:58:27No matter what, you can rise above
00:58:31Cause you are Stardust, Stardust
00:58:34Stardust
00:58:49I was staying with Steven, starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music
00:59:08You can stay with me as long as you want to
00:59:10But maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease
00:59:13Okay, give me a second
00:59:16So I finally called Mel back
00:59:18She said she had something to tell me
00:59:19In person
00:59:21Hey, Mel
00:59:24I got your message
00:59:26I'm so, so sorry
00:59:28No, no, no, I overreacted
00:59:29No, you had absolutely every right
00:59:32And then I got an even bigger surprise
00:59:35There he was
00:59:36Guess Mel surprises both
00:59:38Mr. Wonderful
00:59:40So I asked you guys to come here because I really wanted to tell you something
00:59:48In person
00:59:49With the trust money, I finished the demo
00:59:54And the label loved it
00:59:56They wanted to do a full album with us
00:59:58And they offered us a huge advance
01:00:00Really?
01:00:02That's amazing
01:00:03So with the trust money, I wanted to give it back
01:00:06Since we don't need it anymore
01:00:07Are you guys okay with that?
01:00:08Yeah, of course
01:00:09Totally
01:00:10Ali, they loved your voice
01:00:12And Ben, your song
01:00:13The songs are from all of us
01:00:16The other thing I wanted to tell you was
01:00:18Since we're going to have all of this money
01:00:19Left over from the advance
01:00:22I put in a really lowball offer
01:00:24To my uncle to buy this house
01:00:26And with the economy the way it is
01:00:28He accepted
01:00:29When I lost you guys
01:00:33I actually realized how much you mean to me
01:00:37And then Mel asked us to finish the record
01:00:39You can't do it alone, you know
01:00:40For real this time
01:00:41Is that a yes?
01:00:45Yes, yes
01:00:46Come here
01:00:49Are you guys going to move back in?
01:00:50Because that would make me really, really happy
01:00:52Of course
01:00:53But I mean, I can only speak for myself, so
01:00:55Yeah, yeah, no
01:00:56We'll make it work this time
01:00:57So that was it
01:00:58I forgave them
01:00:59There was a lot more at stake
01:01:01Than a drunken hookup
01:01:02It was time to get serious
01:01:04Put this behind us
01:01:05And make a hit record
01:01:06The label was bringing in
01:01:07A big-time producer from London
01:01:09Everyone was nervous
01:01:10Especially me
01:01:12Hey, Bob
01:01:13It's Ben
01:01:14Sorry, Ben
01:01:16The roadies are unpacking a bit of gear
01:01:19You won't mind giving him a hand, would you?
01:01:21Uh, no problem
01:01:22No, you're the producer
01:01:24Yes, I am
01:01:26Listen up, everybody
01:01:28We have got lots of work to do
01:01:30So let's get cracking
01:01:32Hello, treacle
01:01:34How are you doing?
01:01:35He's such a prick
01:01:36Well, the label thinks he's a god
01:01:39He produced seven multi-platinum records
01:01:41Is that me?
01:01:42Yeah
01:01:42We all got down to making some serious music
01:01:58Ben got a promotion
01:02:06And more deadlines than ever
01:02:08So he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us
01:02:11And hearing the songs that he wrote
01:02:13Come to life
01:02:14That was beautiful
01:02:31May I?
01:02:34Please
01:02:34Cassie and I were in the same boat
01:02:37We were both betrayed
01:02:39She took off on a yoga retreat
01:02:41And I was writing music non-stop
01:02:43Mostly about love and broken hearts
01:02:45No one knew they were really all about Ben
01:02:48Blessing kisses burning like December
01:02:54Freezing in our minds we remember
01:03:02What do you guys think?
01:03:22It was awesome
01:03:23Shit, it's Cassie
01:03:25In Costa Rica
01:03:26Hey
01:03:27Hi
01:03:38How's Costa Rica?
01:03:40It's good, it's good
01:03:42Yeah, having a great time out here
01:03:44I just wanted to call and say hi
01:03:47And tell you that I've been thinking about you
01:03:53And really thinking about us
01:03:55I'm so, so sorry
01:03:57I know
01:03:58After everything that happened
01:04:00I was
01:04:02I was really disappointed
01:04:04And extremely hurt
01:04:07I haven't felt the way I feel about you
01:04:11In a really long time
01:04:13And
01:04:16It's a beautiful thing
01:04:18And I really don't want to give up on us
01:04:22I, uh, I really want to make this work
01:04:27I miss you
01:04:30I miss you too
01:04:32We'll talk soon
01:04:34All right, bye
01:04:36Bye
01:04:36So, Cassie and I are talking again
01:04:44Good
01:04:45I'm so scared of messing this up
01:04:47I'll just be honest
01:04:49And try to get her back
01:04:51That's the plan
01:04:52You guys are so cute
01:04:55Sorry
01:04:57Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:00Well, whoever it was
01:05:04Thank you
01:05:05That evening
01:05:21It was our last day of recording
01:05:22Things in the studio
01:05:23Weren't going very well
01:05:25You okay?
01:05:29Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:32All right
01:05:33Here we go, everyone
01:05:34Last track
01:05:36You ready, Ali?
01:05:40Yeah
01:05:40This is it
01:05:41This is a big one
01:05:42I can feel it
01:05:43I can feel the magic
01:05:44Hit me with it
01:05:46It's all right
01:05:58No worries
01:05:59Let's, uh, one more time, yeah?
01:06:01You got it
01:06:02Believe me, gentlemen
01:06:14And she's not normally like this
01:06:16Ali, come on
01:06:20Get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:21These people want to pay for your next record
01:06:23Yeah, yeah, okay
01:06:25Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:27I'm going in
01:06:28Hey, just lay down his vocals and count
01:06:45Just in case
01:06:45Mm-hmm
01:06:46Blazing kisses burn
01:06:51In my December
01:06:53Blazing kisses burn
01:06:58In my December
01:07:00Freezing in our minds
01:07:06Do we remember
01:07:08Time pulls on my heartstrings
01:07:14Take me under
01:07:16Me under
01:07:18Wash away regrets
01:07:21Of tragic love
01:07:23You take me higher and higher
01:07:28And bring me down
01:07:29Higher and higher
01:07:32And bring me down, down, down
01:07:34Lift me higher and higher
01:07:35And bring me down, down, down
01:07:38Higher and higher
01:07:39And bring me down, down, down
01:07:41Be my
01:07:42My, my daydream
01:07:45Touch every piece of me
01:07:48Give me my, my daydreams
01:07:52Hidden by knocking key
01:07:55Be my, my, my daydream
01:08:00Touch every piece of me
01:08:03Touch every piece of me
01:08:03Give me my, my, my daydreams
01:08:08Hidden by knocking key
01:08:11Dream of
01:08:12Congratulations, everybody
01:08:23That is what I call a hit record
01:08:25Time for some champagne
01:08:27You were awesome
01:08:37I was dying in there
01:08:38Thank you
01:08:39No, no, no
01:08:40You did all the hard work
01:08:41She is brilliant
01:08:43Brilliant, I tell you
01:08:45I cannot wait to record a solo album with her
01:08:47You'll be involved in some way, of course
01:08:50Hey, Bob
01:08:53You know when you lay down the track
01:08:55Can you put a little bit more bass in there?
01:08:57Yeah, because the highs are starting to feel a little high
01:09:00Yeah, it's Ben
01:09:02And I'm not the tech
01:09:03Ah, yeah
01:09:05Sorry, roger that
01:09:06Ben
01:09:07I got one of my guys on it
01:09:10Kenny?
01:09:11Ben
01:09:12What?
01:09:15Gentlemen, look
01:09:17You were magnificent
01:09:19Thank you
01:09:21It was nerve wracking
01:09:22Well, get used to it
01:09:23Hey, listen
01:09:24There's a party tonight down in Malibu
01:09:26And one of my A&R guys is in from London
01:09:30So I thought you and I could go down
01:09:32Say a few hellos
01:09:33Well, I'm
01:09:35I'm sorry
01:09:37I don't think I can go
01:09:40Well, yeah, listen, babe
01:09:47It's business
01:09:48The head of the label's going to be there
01:09:50Okay
01:09:52Business
01:09:54I'll pick you up at eight
01:09:57All right, guys
01:09:59Let's get down to some serious drinking
01:10:01Gentlemen
01:10:02Let's get some shampas down our necks
01:10:06Just admit it
01:10:14You're still mad about what happened in college
01:10:16As if I care
01:10:17That was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago
01:10:21Tuesday
01:10:22Yeah, see, I'll never live that down
01:10:25Why should you?
01:10:27You were a jerk
01:10:28Yeah, boy, here we go
01:10:30With you and Mal, there were circumstances
01:10:32But in college, you were just a jerk
01:10:34Come on, Allie
01:10:35Well, so what's going on with Nigel then?
01:10:40What are you talking about?
01:10:42Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:44It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with
01:10:47Uh, yes it is
01:10:48We're married
01:10:50Only when it suits you
01:10:52We need to put the past behind us
01:10:56Be reasonable
01:10:57I am a woman
01:10:58I don't have to be reasonable
01:11:01And that's why you love us
01:11:03Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:05She's such a prick
01:11:11Nigel actually cares about me
01:11:15Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks
01:11:18And he cares about one thing
01:11:20And you know exactly what that is
01:11:22I have cared about you for years
01:11:24Hey, you're the one who fell in love with that frat guy like two seconds after we broke up
01:11:30That was to make you jealous
01:11:31Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:33Quiet
01:11:33Quiet, everybody
01:11:35It's gonna happen
01:11:35It's gonna happen now
01:11:36He is not good enough for you
01:11:38No one is
01:11:41According to you
01:11:42Things are finally starting to look up for me
01:11:47And I thought you'd be happy for me
01:11:49I am happy for you
01:11:52You deserve all of it
01:11:56Come on, Ben
01:11:58We both know
01:12:02You'll never know how to be serious
01:12:04I think I'm losing you
01:12:08I've never been more serious in my life
01:12:11We may be a little different
01:12:14But we're a family, okay?
01:12:17Nobody can deny that
01:12:19And we love each other
01:12:23You hurt me
01:12:25I know, I know
01:12:27And I want to make it up to you for the rest of my life
01:12:53Marry me
01:12:55No, I mean it
01:12:59No, marry me for real this time
01:13:00I can't
01:13:02I can't imagine one day in my life without you
01:13:04In the same room
01:13:06In the same bed
01:13:08No, you, me
01:13:09Mel, Cassie
01:13:11All of us
01:13:12Marry me
01:13:18Is that a yes?
01:13:23Yes
01:13:24Yes, yes, say yes
01:13:26You're crazy
01:13:27Come here
01:13:28I love you
01:13:29Yes
01:13:31Yes?
01:13:31Yes
01:13:32Yes
01:13:33Yes
01:13:33Okay, awesome
01:13:43Ben
01:13:43I think this calls for a celebration
01:13:45So just like that
01:13:52We all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted
01:13:57Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket
01:14:10They were really back together
01:14:12Maybe our dreams will come true
01:14:17At least we're having a great life
01:14:20While trying
01:14:21So Ben and I reconfirmed our vows
01:14:24With our family and neighbors
01:14:25We all got down to making some serious music
01:14:30Cassie moved in
01:14:32Max finally has a playmate
01:14:37I know we're a little different
01:14:48But no matter what anyone else says
01:14:51I wouldn't trade these guys for anything
01:14:54This is family
01:14:55This is my tribe
01:14:58Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah
01:15:18You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:15:21And I love the way you are, yeah
01:15:24Shout out, wait up, that's like DJ Khaled
01:15:26You don't make your cake
01:15:28No one else but we
01:15:29Special thing of love
01:15:30Always trying to flirt, yeah
01:15:31See you, girl
01:15:32Move it, move it
01:15:33Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:15:35Girl, I know, I know
01:15:36I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:15:38On and on and on
01:15:39The DJ keep playing a song
01:15:40It makes me think of you and I
01:15:42On and on and on
01:15:44The DJ keep playing a song
01:15:46Why do I have to say goodbye?
01:15:47Cause there's always somewhere
01:16:08Cause there's always somewhere
01:16:10Just as always
01:16:20Just as always
01:16:26Just as always
01:16:32Just as always
01:16:34Girl I love the way you smile
01:16:38Where they had to go yeah
01:16:40And I love the way you are yeah
01:16:42Shout out with us like DJ Khaled
01:16:44You don't make the cake
01:16:46No one else but we
01:16:48Special thing alert always trying to flirt yeah
01:16:50See you girl move it move it girl
01:16:52How you do it do it yeah
01:16:54Girl I know I know I gotta prove it prove it yeah
01:16:56Just as always
01:16:58Just as always
01:17:02Just as always
01:17:04Just as always
01:17:06Just as always
01:17:08Just as always
01:17:10You don't make the cake no one else but we
01:17:12Special thing alert always trying to flirt yeah
01:17:14See you girl move it move it girl
01:17:16How you do it do it yeah
01:17:18Girl I know I know I gotta prove it prove it yeah
01:17:20On and on and on the DJ keep playing
01:17:22A song it makes me think of you and I
01:17:24On and on and on the DJ keep playing
01:17:26Why do I have to say goodbye
01:17:28Cause there's always
01:17:30Cause as always
01:17:32Just as always
01:17:34Just as always
01:17:36Cause as always
01:17:38Cause as always
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