- 7/4/2025
Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:17Nothing?
01:19Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her?
01:45Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have an ale appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:49You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:57Well, fuck the law.
02:00Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:19I want a divorce.
02:20That's all.
02:21Oh this is like a divorce.
02:22I want a divorce, isn't it?
02:26No, I don't care.
02:28No, I'm sorry.
02:29I want to pay you back home.
02:31No, I don't care.
02:32No, I don't care.
02:33No, I don't care.
02:36No.
02:38Okay.
02:39No, I'm sorry.
02:41Oh, yes.
02:43my sketches and if you told me that you would show those to the design department
02:54Delilah you're a housewife you're not a designer
02:57perfect
03:05Roland there's another leak in the ceiling
03:10I'm getting bored I want to go lie down
03:37sure I'll keep an eye on things
03:40the fuck you need to get out of my room
03:50I said you need to get out of my room
03:52everyone out this is my house this is my life
04:00so get out get everyone the fuck out of here now
04:04all right people party's over let's go party's over
04:08you
04:18hey George welcome back
04:31hey George welcome back
04:43hey this is the money that I owe you
04:48what can I get for you
04:51I'll take a black coffee coffee yeah sure
04:57be back with that okay
05:01let me guess acting not going so well
05:04I've hit a bit of a dry patch yeah I don't believe in love fine I want a divorce
05:14did you hear him I ruined my son your son is fantastic but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to hire himself
05:22just try to keep your heart open
05:24if not for yourself or Benji
05:26I think I have an idea okay what is that I want to hire you
05:31I want to hire you
05:33you want to hire me to pretend to be in love with me an acting gig
05:37I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me you know like a happy couple
05:45oh yeah yeah I cannot pay you much but seems like you need the money
05:54what do you say
05:58deal
06:01deal
06:07come on two more
06:15last one
06:18okay
06:19good work good work
06:20yeah
06:21hey can I tell you something
06:23well that's never good
06:24you ready
06:26as ready as I could be
06:27I'm gonna be an actor
06:30you what
06:31look some waitress
06:32someone needed my help and
06:35I agreed
06:36you realize you're a famous billionaire right
06:39yeah she doesn't know that part yet but um
06:42look man she's super sweet
06:44and she um
06:45and she wants to show her son that
06:48love is real
06:49totally normal request
06:51look man I just need something
06:53something different
06:55you know I can't do this anymore
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and
06:58just feel so empty
07:00okay so let me get this straight
07:02you got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend
07:04yeah
07:06okay crazy things have happened
07:09I got your back boss
07:11thanks you know
07:13and you'll see
07:14she's great
07:14whatever you say boss
07:16another set
07:16oh my god
07:20why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me
07:24Sharon
07:24no idea what you're doing
07:26what's this
07:29oh no
07:31let's do
07:32it's not good
07:34urgent child support
07:38last notice of child support must pay
07:47will not be paying that
07:50I don't know
07:57I don't know
07:59oh
08:00fuck
08:07oh no no no no
08:10fucking no
08:15hello
08:17Delilah
08:19you look
08:21quite
08:22nice
08:23tonight
08:24why thank you
08:29George
08:29you look
08:31quite
08:32nice
08:33as
08:34well
08:34why thank you George
08:39you look quite nice
08:40too
08:42can I offer you something
08:45to drink
08:47no
08:48thank you
08:50I'm
08:52fine
08:54this is gonna be great
08:59okay
09:02come on Benji
09:07come on
09:08you can do it Benji
09:10come on
09:11come on Benji
09:13hit the ball for once
09:15let's go Benji
09:17you're doing great
09:19hey Tony
09:21hey Delilah
09:23looking good as always
09:26you
09:27looking good as always
09:28somebody likes you
09:29shut up
09:30you're right Benji
09:31he does
09:32nice with that dribble
09:33nice
09:34oh my god
09:42that's him
09:43that's who
09:48uh
09:49the guy that I hired
09:52to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:53Delilah what are you talking about
09:55he's coming over
09:57what are you talking about
09:59hey George
10:00hey Delilah
10:01oh for Christ's sake
10:08man up boy
10:09don't say that
10:11oh my god
10:11can he go
10:12I'm so bored
10:14oh for fuck's sake
10:15thank god
10:16I have a mani paddy
10:17come on
10:17let's get out of here
10:18you don't want to say hi to him
10:20no
10:22it's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:25who the fuck are you
10:26I'm George
10:27I'm
10:28I'm
10:28Delilah's new boyfriend
10:29Delilah's new boyfriend
10:34yes
10:36yeah
10:38we are dating
10:39what do they run out of pizza boys hun
10:42he's an actor
10:44oh he's an actor
10:46that makes it even better
10:47wow
10:48you are such a riot Delilah
10:50just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:52you proved me wrong
10:52what's that bud
10:53nothing
10:57we gotta get out of here
10:59wish you two the best
11:01hey asshole
11:04where's the child support
11:07don't worry boobie
11:10I'll handle it
11:11you just focus on making the ka-ching
11:13I think I just womaned in my mouth
11:18alright I think I'm gonna get going
11:21but um
11:21I'll see you tomorrow for the date
11:22right
11:22yes
11:24yes
11:24yes
11:25our date
11:25see you tomorrow
11:28girl
11:32you better tell me everything now
11:35no no no no
11:45you're not supposed to do that
11:46I'm a starving artist
11:47they have lint on their shirts
11:48I still think this is a harebrained idea
11:51Dino
11:52this is the first time in my life
11:54where I can be
11:55a normal person
11:56nobody after my money
11:57or my status
11:59or what I can do for them
12:00Delilah doesn't
12:02want anything from me
12:03she just
12:04wants me to play a role
12:05I do have to say
12:07it's nice to see you smile again
12:09hmm
12:10yeah
12:13it's gonna be nice
12:14you'll see
12:15and you should take the night off
12:18take Janice out to dinner
12:19on me
12:20hell no boss
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you
12:23from a distance
12:24no no it'll be fine
12:26nobody will know who I am
12:27that may be the case
12:28but you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:30and I ain't taking any chances
12:32do not follow me
12:33yes boss
12:35later
12:36hey how are you
12:52I'm George
12:52I'm Benji
12:54well hello
12:59hello there
13:00how are you
13:01I am very excited
13:02about our date
13:03I am looking forward
13:05to our date as well
13:07won't you come in
13:09ah yes
13:11thank you
13:11oh my
13:20bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:25we have a lousy landlord
13:27ah but you look quite nice
13:30tonight
13:30why thank you George
13:34you look quite nice as well
13:37why are you guys acting so weird
13:39hi
13:40I'm Roland
13:41the babysitter
13:42I think it's time for you to get going
13:44yes
13:45yes
13:45um yeah
13:46what if
13:46yeah
13:47that was so strange
13:50I know
13:52well
13:58that didn't go too well
14:00yeah
14:02no academy award for us
14:04maybe we should practice
14:06that sounds good
14:07yeah
14:07uh
14:10so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours
14:14while we're on our
14:15supposed date
14:17yeah
14:20probably go eat
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant
14:23around the corner
14:24yeah it's pretty good
14:25what are you gonna do
14:26uh
14:27same
14:27probably
14:28grab a bite to eat
14:30maybe hit a bookstore
14:31well that's just silly
14:34I mean
14:34why don't we go together
14:36sure
14:38sounds good
14:40okay
14:47so tell me
14:50why wedding dresses
14:53well
14:54ever since I was a little girl
14:56I always wanted to wear the dress
14:58be the bride
14:59yeah
15:00have my happy ending
15:01and then
15:04I eloped with Andy
15:07and uh
15:09he had an affair
15:10and then we got a divorce
15:13and now of course
15:15he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:17my roof is leaking
15:18um
15:20my car is useless
15:21and
15:22I work in a diner
15:24so
15:26best laid plans
15:29I guess
15:30you know
15:31you should call my
15:33attorney friend
15:34he's helped me with some things in the past
15:36I think he can help you with this
15:37child support issue
15:39I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:41thank you
15:43yeah of course
15:43I will
15:44should probably get back from our
15:51date
15:52soon
15:53split the bill
15:54yeah
15:56sure
15:56split the bill
15:58check please
16:01hey Bernard
16:11this is Justin
16:12you're gonna be getting a call from
16:14a woman named Delilah James
16:16long story short
16:17her ex is a piece of shit
16:19he won't pay child support
16:20and he works at Lestile
16:22but I can't fire him
16:23unless he might sue
16:25or he might figure out who I am
16:27so the least I can do is try to help
16:29get some money back from this douchebag from her
16:31and she can't know who I am
16:33she thinks my name is George
16:34thanks man
16:35hey Dino
16:40yes boss
16:41let's buy Delilah's building
16:44let's fix the roof on it
16:46sure thing
16:47oh and while you're at it
16:49if you can buy her a car
16:49nothing too fancy though
16:51she's not that type of girl
16:52and keep everything anonymous
16:54you got it
16:56thank you
16:57what's going on?
17:04someone about the building
17:06they're putting on a new roof
17:07what?
17:08oh my god
17:10that's amazing right?
17:24oh my god
17:26oh my god
17:27oh my god
17:28oh my god
17:29oh my god
17:30oh my god
17:31oh my god
17:32oh my god
17:33oh my god
17:34oh my god
17:35oh my god
17:36oh my god
17:37oh my god
17:38oh my god
17:39oh my god
17:40oh my god
17:41oh my god
17:42oh my god
17:43oh my god
17:44oh my god
17:45oh my god
17:46oh my god
17:47oh my god
17:48oh my god
17:49oh my god
17:50oh my god
17:51oh my god
17:52oh my god
17:53oh my god
17:54PIANO PLAYS
18:24National Grid, water.
18:30Dealing with that one.
18:33Oh, urgent.
18:45Oh.
18:47You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:51Delinquency of child support?
18:55Ha.
19:06Anyway...
19:07We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32That's her address.
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
20:21Come on.
20:33Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what? Who?
20:38A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you want the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:10I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:15What's ten minus four?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:28Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Wellen's going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
22:11Mission accomplished.
22:15He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:34Sure.
22:41I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:03We should practice.
23:26I think that would be a good idea.
23:58Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:18What?
24:18Ben, she's going to be up in five minutes. Wait.
24:21Oh, okay. Yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving
24:27and you're going to take Benji to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no. Go.
24:35Go.
24:43Come on. Finish up. We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:46Grab your bag. Come on.
24:50We're going to go.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry. Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:04So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:30Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow.
25:33That hoot.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she.
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist,
25:52then he has enough to pay your house apart.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:58Let me get this straight.
26:01Uh, what you're asking me is to,
26:04you know, you want me to,
26:05ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta, I mean, ow.
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to your apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:28There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Reb.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54Oh, hi.
26:55Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen, we all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Reb, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:44And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:30Hey, Bubi, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony. I'm... I'm actually with him now, so...
29:06With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:17Pretending to help Benji?
29:23I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew. Okay, can we go? Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go. I can't. I really fucking...
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52Hmm.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hands up.
29:56Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this. I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around. Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry. It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money...
30:18Uh, uh, Dino. Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:44Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:22What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do
31:26if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:47Because of the silly idea that I had.
31:51Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:58No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:02Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:16Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25Oh!
32:29I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm going to go.
32:36What?
32:36Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted.
33:04And women are trouble.
33:05That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:20Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:35I'm sorry.
33:57It's got a good one.
33:58There's nothing in here.
34:11Oh, jeez.
34:28Tell me what you got.
34:53I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:03They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing!
35:11Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should've saw how big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:35What?
35:36Of course.
35:38Anything for you, Boopy.
35:44What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:46They're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:50Yeah.
35:51Yeah, it will.
35:52Thank you, Boopy.
35:53Wow.
35:54Incredible.
35:56Wow.
35:57Incredible.
35:58Hmm.
35:59That was so weird.
36:00Cause I can't wait for it.
36:01That'll be nice.
36:02You know, it's not really fun.
36:03Don't you find me?
36:04Yes.
36:05You don't have to listen.
36:06You can't wait for it.
36:07That's so weird.
36:08You can't wait for it.
36:09Yeah, it's so weird.
36:10Come do it.
36:11Go to church bed.
36:12It's like.
36:13I'm not working.
36:14I'm not sure.
36:15I'm sure you're going.
36:16You don't have to wait for it.
36:17It's like a day, this is so weird.
36:18You think I can wait for it.
36:19Boopie, mama's in the mood.
36:40Boopie, mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:49Boopie.
36:53Boopie.
36:56Boopie.
37:00No, wait.
37:01George, please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:28George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you.
37:51I miss you.
37:52Call me.
37:53I miss you.
38:10Fine.
38:13Barone, seven o'clock.
38:15This better be important.
38:16Listen, I really need to talk with you.
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:27Just a coffee.
38:30Okay.
38:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:34See you then.
38:34Uh, hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:44Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:46Can you follow Delilah?
38:47She's been acting a little strange, and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:51Consider it done.
38:52So, what is this about?
39:01Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:03No.
39:07I've been thinking about us.
39:10Us.
39:12There is no us.
39:14But there is.
39:16There could be.
39:17When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:25We're a family.
39:28We're the perfect family.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:41How dare you?
39:43Sharon, boobie.
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:50I already told you.
39:51He's mine, you slut.
39:53Tell her.
39:54This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:04Something about Benji.
40:05You coward.
40:07She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:12Okay.
40:17Take that, you slut.
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:31And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:37Okay.
40:41Boobie.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:46It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:48Hey.
40:57Hey.
40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
41:01I'm happy to see you.
41:04Yeah.
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:06I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
41:19Look, I was wrong.
41:22I...
41:23What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake, and I was confused.
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:30I was dinner last night with Andy.
41:35What?
41:36I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:41Ah.
41:43So you did have dinner with him, and you held hands.
41:47How romantic.
41:48Oh, my God.
41:49Did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:53Oh, God.
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:00And then he grabbed my hand, and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home, and I did some soul searching, and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
42:14You're just an asshole.
42:16And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:26God.
42:27Oh!
42:28I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Christ.
42:37Mom?
42:45Yeah, hon.
42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:55Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:01Um, did you have a fight?
43:06Well, did you break up?
43:17Sometimes grown-ups, they have to make decisions.
43:23Well, it's okay.
43:24You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:28I'm sorry, Benji.
43:32I really am.
43:48What was in your car, George?
43:49Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:02Um, are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, it's Nagar.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell Mom.
44:11Okay.
44:11I want to talk about Mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:18Your mom has been super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look, your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:46But...
44:47And you love her too.
44:48But there's some...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:51and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex
45:06had the two sets of tickets
45:08to the Le Couture fashion style show
45:10and I couldn't use them
45:12and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:14Wait, that is like huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20Why you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:24And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You, Silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44See?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:48We have to go.
46:02Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:16There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen,
46:22before we end this magical show,
46:25we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy,
46:29Le Style Couture will finally reveal
46:32its companies,
46:33owner, founder,
46:35and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen,
46:44please put your hands together
46:46for none other than
46:47Justin Fitzgerald!
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:02George.
47:09Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:23I killed Benji.
47:24I killed Benji.
47:24I killed Benji.
47:25I killed Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:41And the truth is,
47:44I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:50The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
47:59Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day,
48:04it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses,
48:09designed by my love, Delilah.
48:11Disgusting.
48:36Disgusting.
48:41Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
48:49I do have one more important thing to say,
48:51and it is very important.
48:59Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
49:02I do have one more important thing to say,
49:04and it is very important.
49:08Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Oh, I'm ready to go.
49:34Delilah,
49:34will you please do me the honor
49:38and be my wife?
49:47Delilah,
49:47will you please do me the honor
49:50and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will.
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:18The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terror.
50:20Andy James,
50:21you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart,
50:26you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No,
50:29Boobie,
50:30Boobie,
50:30make it stop.
50:31No,
50:31no,
50:31no,
50:31Boobie,
50:32Boobie,
50:32make it stop.
50:33Oh,
50:33shut up,
50:34Sharon.
50:36I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time,
50:45I thought life was about finding love,
50:47but in the end,
50:48I learned it's not just about finding love,
50:51but loving yourself,
50:52your truth and your joy,
50:56proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:00I know it's not just about a time,
51:01but it's not just about a time,
51:02but it's not just about a time,
51:03but it's not just about a time,
51:03but it's not just about a time,
51:03but it's not about a time.
51:04I know it's not about a time,
51:04but it's not about a time,
51:05but it's not about a time,
51:06but it's not about a time,
51:06but it's not about a time,
51:07but it's not about a time,
51:07but it's not about a time,
51:07but it's not about a time.
51:08So,
51:08I know it's not about a time,
51:09but it's not about a time,
51:10but it's not about a time,
51:10but it's not about a time.
51:11It's not about a time,
51:11but it's about a time,
51:12but it's about a time,
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