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Act Like You Love Me – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:04Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:20Nothing?
01:21Nothing.
01:22What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:24She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:28Let me see that.
01:29This looks like a marriage license.
01:36You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:40You should have read the fine print.
01:43You tricked her?
01:45Shame on you.
01:46Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:55I'm sorry. That's the law.
01:58Well, fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce. I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:42My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland, there's another leak in the ceiling.
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:40The fuck? You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:55Everyone out.
03:57This is my house. This is my life. So get out!
04:01Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:03All right, people. Party's over. Let's go. Party's over.
04:08Party's over.
04:09Party's over.
04:10Party's over.
04:15Party's over.
04:16Party's over.
04:17Party's over.
04:18Party's over.
04:19Party's over.
04:20Party's over.
04:21Party's over.
04:22Party's over.
04:23Party's over.
04:24Party's over.
04:25Party's over.
04:26Party's over.
04:27Party's over.
04:28Party's over.
04:29Party's over.
04:30Party's over.
04:31Party's over.
04:32Party's over.
04:33Party's over.
04:34Party's over.
04:35Party's over.
04:36Party's over.
04:37Party's over.
04:38Party's over.
04:39Party's over.
04:40Party's over.
04:41Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:43Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Sure.
04:56Be back with that.
04:58Okay.
05:01Let me guess. Acting not going so well?
05:05I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:09I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself or Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:30I want to hire you.
05:33You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:38I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know?
05:44Like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:02Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:04Two more.
06:05Last one.
06:06Okay.
06:07Good work.
06:08Good work.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Hey, can I tell you something?
06:11Well, that's never good.
06:12You ready?
06:13As ready as I could be.
06:14I'm gonna be an actor.
06:15You what?
06:16Look, some waitress.
06:17Someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:19You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:20Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look man, she's super sweet and she, um, and she wants to show her son that, look, she's a famous billionaire.
06:25Totally normal request.
06:26Look man, I just need something.
06:27Something different than you can do to me, you know?
06:28Look, some waitress, someone, I'm gonna be an actor.
06:29You know, I'm gonna be an actor.
06:30I'm gonna be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:36You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:37Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look man, she's super sweet and she, um, and she wants to show her son that, love is real.
06:49Totally normal request.
06:50Look man, I just need something.
06:52Look man, I just need something
06:54Something different. You know, I can't do this anymore. I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight. You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:05Yeah
07:07Okay, crazy things have happened. I got your back boss
07:12Thanks, you know, and you'll see she's great. Whatever you say boss. Another set
07:16Oh my god, why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon. No idea what you're doing
07:26What's this? Oh no, let's do. It's not good
07:36Urgent child support
07:38Last notice of child support must pay
07:47We'll not be paying that
08:06Ah, fuck
08:07No, no, no, no
08:10Damn it
08:12Ah
08:13Fucking hell
08:15Hello
08:17Delilah
08:19You look
08:21Quite
08:22Nice
08:23Tonight
08:24Why thank you
08:29George
08:29You look
08:31Quite
08:32Nice
08:33As
08:34Well
08:34Why thank you, George. You look quite nice
08:40Too
08:42Can I offer you something
08:45To drink?
08:48No
08:48Thank you
08:50I'm
08:52Fine
08:54This is gonna be great
08:59Okay
09:02You can do it, Benji. Come on. Come on, Benji. Hit the ball for once
09:17Let's go, Benji. You're doing great
09:19Hey, Tony. Hey, Delilah. Looking good as always. You. Looking good as always? Somebody likes you. Shut up.
09:30All right, Benji. He does. Nice with that dribble. Nice.
09:34Oh my god, that's him
09:42Oh my god, that's him
09:43That's who?
09:48Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend
09:53Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:56He's coming over
09:57What are you talking about?
09:59Hey, George
10:00Hey, Delilah
10:07Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy
10:10Don't say that. Oh my god, can I go? I'm so bored
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake
10:15Thank god, I have a mani-pedi
10:17Come on, let's get out of here
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend
10:35Yes
10:37Yeah, we are dating
10:39What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:41He's an actor
10:43Oh, he's an actor
10:45That makes it even better
10:47Wow, you are such a riot, Delilah
10:49Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber
10:51You proved me wrong
10:52What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing
10:58We gotta get out of here
10:59Wish you two the best
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopy
11:10I'll handle it
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth
11:19Alright, I think I'm gonna get going
11:20But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes, our date
11:27See you tomorrow?
11:31Girl
11:33You better tell me everything now
11:35No, no, no, no, no, you're not supposed to do that
11:46I'm a starving artist
11:47They have lint on their shirts
11:48I still think this is a hare-brained idea
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:54Where I can be a normal person
11:56Nobody after my money
11:57Or my status
11:58Or what I can do for them
12:01Delilah doesn't
12:03Want anything from me
12:04She just
12:05Wants me to play a role
12:06I do have to say
12:07It's nice to see you smile again
12:10Hm
12:13Yeah
12:14It's gonna be nice
12:15You'll see
12:17And you should take the night off
12:18Take Janice out to dinner
12:20On me
12:21Hell no, boss
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you
12:24From a distance
12:25No, no, it'll be fine
12:26Nobody will know who I am
12:27That may be the case
12:28But you're still one of the richest men in the world
12:30And I ain't taking any chances
12:32Do not follow me
12:34Yes, boss
12:35Later
12:51Hey, how are you? I'm George
12:52I'm Benji
12:58Well, hello
13:00Hello there, how are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date
13:04I am looking forward to our date as well
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes, thank you
13:19Oh my
13:20Hi
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak
13:26We have a lousy landlord
13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight
13:31Why, thank you, George
13:34You look quite nice as well
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:40Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter
13:43I think it's time for you to get going
13:44Yes
13:45Yes, yes
13:46Um, yeah
13:47What if, yeah
13:49Dad was so strange
13:51I know
13:57Well
13:59That didn't go too well
14:01Yeah, no academy award for us
14:04Maybe we should practice
14:06That sounds good, yeah
14:07Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple of hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:20Yeah, probably go eat
14:22I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner
14:25Yeah, it's pretty good
14:26What are you gonna do?
14:27Uh, same
14:29Probably grab a bite to eat
14:31Maybe hit a bookstore
14:33Well, that's just silly
14:34I mean
14:36Why don't we go together?
14:38Sure
14:40Sounds good
14:42Okay
14:50So tell me
14:52Why wedding dresses?
14:54Well, ever since I was a little girl
14:56I always wanted to wear the dress
14:58Be the bride
15:00Yeah
15:01Happy ending
15:04And then
15:06I eloped with Andy
15:08And, uh, he had an affair
15:13Then we got a divorce
15:15And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support
15:18My roof is leaking
15:20Um, my car is useless
15:22And
15:24I work in a diner
15:26So
15:28Best laid plans, I guess
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend
15:35He's helped me with some things in the past
15:37I think he can help you with this child support issue
15:40I would tell him that you're a friend of mine
15:42Thank you
15:43Yeah, of course
15:44You will
15:45Uh...
15:46Should probably get back from our date
15:52Soon
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill
16:00Check, please
16:01Hey Bernard, this is Justin
16:02You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James
16:16Long story short
16:18Her ex is a piece of shit
16:19He won't pay child support
16:20And he works at La Style
16:22But I can't fire him
16:24Unless he might sue
16:26Or he might figure out who I am
16:28So the least I can do is try to help
16:30Get some money back from this douchebag from her
16:32And she can't know who I am
16:33She thinks my name is George
16:35Thanks, ma'am
16:36Hey Dino
16:40Yes, boss
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building
16:45And let's fix the roof on it
16:47Sure thing
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car
16:50Nothing too fancy, though
16:51She's not that type of girl
16:53And keep everything anonymous
16:55You got it
16:56Thank you
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building
17:05They're putting on a new roof
17:07What?
17:09Oh my God
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:34Thank you
18:04National Grid, water, dealing with that one.
18:34Oh. Urgent.
18:45Oh. You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support?
19:04Anyway.
19:16We need to talk.
19:23I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:33That's her address. Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am. You got it.
19:44Yeah. And don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:53I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun. We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:02I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure. That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:14Good night.
20:33Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what? Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:48I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me. Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God. It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:07They gave me this to you as well.
21:10I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:27Dang.
21:29Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:37Well, I'm just gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure. No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:59Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:16What?
22:20Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:35I think that we should practice kissing.
22:50I think that we should practice kissing.
22:52I think that we should practice kissing.
22:59I think that would be a good idea.
23:04Yeah.
23:05Yeah.
23:06Like, where did it?
23:07Yeah.
23:08The...
23:09Yeah.
23:10The light.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Okay.
23:14Yeah.
23:15Yeah.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:20Mhm.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Mhm.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Come on.
23:25Yeah.
23:26Well, yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:28Well, yeah.
23:59Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Wait.
24:21Oh, okay, yeah.
24:22Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay, yeah.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go.
24:43Come on, finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got it.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:56Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:04Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip, zilch, nada.
25:29How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33No.
25:33That hurt.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38Maybe we owe her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:44Okay, this is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of them.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay child support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow, damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow!
26:12All right, all right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:24Bye.
26:24There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Reb.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:52Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is he saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:22We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27We can be.
27:30Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:40And it is.
27:40But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Thanks.
27:58And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:11I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:07With him?
29:09Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:18Pretending to help Benji?
29:22I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:25Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:36Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:49And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:04You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:18Dino!
30:32Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:37Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:44Dino is my cousin.
30:46Yeah.
30:49But he called you boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids.
30:54He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right.
30:58I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky.
31:04Thank you, Dino.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:07Come on.
31:09Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:22What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What's going on?
31:34I'm falling for you.
31:35I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am.
31:41And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52But the plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:59No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:12The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad...
32:25I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm going to go.
32:38But...
32:39Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man.
32:54Women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know?
32:58They think they know what they want.
33:00Then they get what they want.
33:01And that actually is not even what they wanted.
33:05And women are trouble.
33:06That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:38It's got a good one.
33:56It's got a good one.
33:59It's got a good one.
34:00It's got a good one.
34:01It's got a good one.
34:02It's got a good one.
34:02It's got a good one.
34:03It's got a good one.
34:03There's nothing in here.
34:33Tell me, what you got?
34:54I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:00What?
35:03They've seen my face.
35:04I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:06You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out!
35:11I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should've saw how big the guy was.
35:15You idiot.
35:23Hey, sexy.
35:24Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:30Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:35What?
35:36Of course.
35:37Anything for you, Boopy.
35:43What?
35:44Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:47So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:50Yeah.
35:51Yeah, it will.
35:52Thank you, Boopy.
35:54Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
35:56Wow.
35:57Incredible.
35:58Thanks, Boopy.
35:59Cheers, Boopy.
36:00Vurop.
36:01I'm sorry.
36:02No, I'm sorry.
36:03You're so sorry.
36:04I'm sorry.
36:05Do you want to sit here in the room?
36:06I've never heard of all the others.
36:08I've never heard of it.
36:09I'm sorry.
36:11I've never heard of it.
36:12I was about to sit here.
36:13I've never heard of it.
36:14I didn't even know you back then.
36:15I've never heard of it.
36:16No, I'm not sure.
36:17I've never heard of it.
36:18Just wait, I'm not sure.
36:20Instead, I was just out of it.
36:21Boopie, mama's in the mood.
36:40Boopie, mama wants some lovey-dovey.
36:44Boopie.
36:51Boopie.
36:53Boopie.
36:57No, wait.
37:14George, please call me.
37:26I'm so sorry about the other night.
37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship.
37:49Benji misses you.
37:51I miss you.
37:53Call me.
37:57Fine.
38:12Barone, seven o'clock.
38:14This better be important.
38:20Listen.
38:23I really need to talk with you.
38:25Can we get a coffee?
38:28Just a coffee.
38:30Okay.
38:31Slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow.
38:34See you then.
38:41Hey, Dino.
38:42Yes, boss.
38:44Hey, can you do me a solid?
38:46Can you follow Delilah?
38:48She's been acting a little strange,
38:49and I kind of want to just know what's up.
38:51Consider it done.
38:55So what is this about?
38:58Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit.
39:02No.
39:07I've been thinking about us.
39:09Us.
39:10There is no us.
39:13But there is.
39:15There could be.
39:16When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game, I knew I made a big mistake.
39:25We're a family.
39:27We're the perfect family.
39:29You've got to be kidding me.
39:30You've got to be kidding me.
39:34How dare you?
39:41How dare you?
39:43Sharon!
39:44Boopy!
39:45This was not my idea.
39:47You're lying.
39:48You're trying to steal my man.
39:49I already told you.
39:50He's mine, you slut!
39:52Tell her.
39:53This was your idea.
39:55He wants us to get back together.
39:57Oh.
39:58I don't know what you're talking about.
40:00Sharon, she begged me to meet her.
40:02She said it was an emergency.
40:03Something about Benji.
40:04You coward.
40:06She grabbed my hand.
40:09She was begging me.
40:10It was pathetic.
40:11Okay.
40:21Take that, you slut!
40:23I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you.
40:26You're a worm.
40:29And you're fucking crazy.
40:31And this man does not pay his child support.
40:36Okay.
40:41Boopy.
40:42Don't even start.
40:43What the hell is this?
40:44You're embarrassing me.
40:45It's disgusting.
40:46Let's go.
40:47Let's go.
40:48Come on.
40:55Hey.
40:57Hey.
40:59Thank you for meeting with me.
41:01I'm happy to see you.
41:04Yeah.
41:05What do you want, Delilah?
41:09I've been thinking about us, about our conversation the other week, and what you said.
41:19Look, I was wrong.
41:22I...
41:23What I said was wrong, and I made a mistake.
41:26And I was confused.
41:28What do you mean you were confused?
41:30How was dinner last night?
41:33With Andy.
41:35What?
41:36I said, how was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:41Ah.
41:43So you did have dinner with him.
41:45And you held hands.
41:47How romantic.
41:49Oh my God, did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it.
41:52Oh, God.
41:54I had dinner with Andy last night because he asked to talk about Benji.
41:59Yeah.
42:00And then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face.
42:05Right.
42:06Yeah, right.
42:07And then I went home and I did some soul searching and I realized that I have feelings for you.
42:12But now I realize I was wrong.
42:15You're just an asshole.
42:16And you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her.
42:25God.
42:27Oh!
42:28I hope I never have to see you again.
42:36Christ.
42:45Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon?
42:48Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is.
42:54Where's George?
42:57George.
42:59You heard me.
43:00Where's George?
43:02Um...
43:04Did he have a fight?
43:06Well...
43:08Did he break up?
43:17Sometimes grown-ups, they...
43:20They have to make decisions.
43:22Well, it's okay.
43:23You broke up.
43:25Don't worry about it.
43:27I'm used to it.
43:29I'm sorry, Benji.
43:32I really am.
43:47What was in your car, George?
43:49I'm sorry, George.
43:57Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:01Um...
44:03Are you here alone?
44:04Yeah, it's Snagat.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:08He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell Mom.
44:11Okay.
44:12I want to talk about Mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:19Mom was being super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think. Look...
44:32Your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other,
44:41so Mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:44Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:48And you love her too.
44:49But there's some...
44:50I want you to stab your shenanigans and please get back together.
44:54Deal.
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What? How...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture fashion style show
45:11and I couldn't use them and get them to me!
45:14What?
45:15Wait, that is like, huge.
45:17Anyone is gonna be at that fashion show.
45:20Are you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well.
45:23And guilt, baby, guilt.
45:29And guess who's gonna be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:42What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:47We have to go.
45:48We have to go.
45:50Boopie, I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
45:51Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
45:52There they are.
45:53weeb!
45:54Eight?
45:55Five?
45:56Two?
45:58Boopie.
45:59I think we're gonna change the fashion world.
46:01I agree, Boopie.
46:02There they are.
46:03Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:16There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:26Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company.
46:33He's owner, founder, and primary designer.
46:36Oh, my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh, my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:03Oh, George.
47:10Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah, he gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:22Not a secret, Milo.
47:23A surprise.
47:23Yeah.
47:25Should've almost had to kill Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh, my God.
47:37Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:41And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:50The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:56Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:02So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:11Disgusting.
48:36Disgusting.
48:41Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:41Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:40I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
50:55Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
51:00Good beginnings.
51:01Infantus of Philadelphia
51:01Interpreter
51:02For the first time, I received love, but we appreciate the fact that you cannot be awakened.
51:03Peace, congratulations.
51:04And thank you for the first time, I regret the fact that you have to take a minute and
51:05time to meet your goals and your goals.
51:06The one thing is ABAP, thank you for the first time, and I will say to the first time,
51:07if you are alive, if you have to take care of yourself.
51:08And with you, be able to be able to sustain yourself, to your goals and your goals,
51:09and your goals can win.
51:10In the world of your goals and your goals and your goals, as well, you can
51:10have to be known for you.
51:11And with your goals and your goals and goals for you,
51:12be able to be known.
51:12The way you do, I recommend now, do you ourselves.
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