- 7/4/2025
Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17All right, people.
04:18All right.
04:42Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:44Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see.
07:14She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
07:59Oh.
08:05Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:07Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:11Ah!
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:34Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:51I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji!
09:07Come on!
09:08You can do it, Benji!
09:10Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji!
09:13Hit the ball for once!
09:15Let's go, Benji!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:17Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:21Hey, Delilah.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:23Looking good as always.
09:25Looking good as always.
09:26Somebody likes you.
09:27Shut up.
09:28All right, Benji!
09:29He does.
09:30Nice with that dribble!
09:31Nice!
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33That's him.
09:34That's who?
09:35Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:39Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:41He's coming over.
09:42What are you talking about?
09:43Hey, George.
09:44Hey, Delilah.
09:45Oh, for Christ's sake!
09:46Man up, boy!
09:47Don't say you're on the phone.
09:48Hey, Delilah.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:50That's him.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52That's him.
09:53That's him.
09:54That's who?
09:55Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:57Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:59He's coming over.
10:00What are you talking about?
10:01Hey, George.
10:02Hey, Delilah.
10:03Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12Can I go?
10:13I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:16I have a mani-pedi.
10:17Come on.
10:18Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:22It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:28I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:35Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:39What are they, run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:42He's an actor.
10:44Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:47Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
10:59Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:04Where's the child support?
11:07Don't worry, Boopie.
11:09I'll handle it.
11:10You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes.
11:24Yes.
11:25Yes.
11:26Yes.
11:27Our date.
11:28C'est moi?
11:32Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:48I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:51Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:00Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:50Hey, how are you? I'm George.
12:52I'm Benji.
12:54Well, hello.
12:59Hello there. How are you? I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:09Ah, yes. Thank you.
13:11Oh my.
13:12Bad plumbing is making the roof leak. We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:30Why, thank you, George. You look quite nice as well.
13:36Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Oh, what?
13:45Yes.
13:46Yes.
13:47Um, yeah. What if? Yeah.
13:49That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:52Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:09Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple of hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat. I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you gonna do?
14:26Uh, same. Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:32Well, that's just silly. I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure. Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Mm-hmm.
14:54Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress.
14:58Mm-hmm.
14:59Be the bride.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Have my happy ending.
15:04And then, I eloped with Andy.
15:08And, uh, he had an affair.
15:12Then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking.
15:19Um, my car is useless.
15:22And I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:45Uh, should probably get back from our date.
15:52Mm-hmm.
15:53Soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure, uh, split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:10Hey, Bernard.
16:11This is Justin.
16:12You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short.
16:18Her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support.
16:21And he works at Lestile.
16:22But I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:26Or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So, the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:32And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:40Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45And let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:52And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:05They're putting on a new roof.
17:07What?
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:11Hmm.
17:12Hmm.
17:13.
18:41Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services, delinquency of child support?
19:11Anyway...
19:15We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:29What's her address?
19:33Find me some dirt.
19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:48I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:02I think we sounded really good.
20:05But we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:14Good night.
20:21Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37Who?
20:38A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:40But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:47I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:51Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:56Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh, my God.
21:03It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:07They gave me this to you as well.
21:10I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:15What's ten minus four?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:27Dang.
21:32Ah, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:35George, can you get it for me?
21:37Roland's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:40Thanks.
21:45cuando deja esta.
21:46Don't call me en Ronda.
21:48Si, por mi caballo.
21:50Yeah.
21:51Thanks.
21:52A big deal of trouble.
21:53No, no, no, no.
21:54No, no.
21:55Don't call me.
21:56I didn't care.
21:57No, no, no.
21:58No, no, no.
21:59No, no, no.
22:00I didn't care.
22:01No.
22:02No, no, no, no.
22:03No, no, no.
22:04You know the other thing.
22:05No, no, no, no.
22:06No, no, no.
22:07No, no, no.
22:08No, no, no.
22:09No, no, no.
22:10No, no.
22:11No, no, no.
22:13Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing. I just, um...
22:26I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:42I think that we should practice kissing.
22:56I think that we should practice kissing.
23:02I think that would be a good idea.
23:12I should.
23:37Go for it!
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